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BURGER KING, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON REVIEW:

Burger: The burger itself is good. It tastes like a regular Burger King burger. The bun does not have an aftertaste like the Wednesday Adam meal did. Solid 7/10

Drink: arguably the best part of the meal. The lemonade is delicious and refreshing. 10/10 would recommend

Flaming Mozzarella sticks: I would review this item, but instead of the spicy mozzarella sticks, I was given the regular mozzarella sticks. The normal mozzarella sticks taste fine, it's just not what I ordered.

Viking Sunday: another item I would review, but instead of vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce and green cookie crumble, I was given a plain vanilla ice cream. On top of that it was melted. Absolute letdown/10

Total: 4/10

Buy the drink and nothing else. The burger is overpriced as is the rest of the stuff I ordered. The burger tastes exactly the same as a bacon whopper. For $27 It's a waste of time. Save your money and your expectations.

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I say “it’s pride month” instead of “happy pride month” because if it was a happy pride month I’d be a member of a gay biker gang that are secretly vampires and lives in a sunken hotel and also eats nazis but I’m not

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New pfp

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STINGRAY APPRECIATION POST

this is an #OFFICIAL STINGRAY SAFE SPACE, STINGRAY HATERS DNI >:( (joke)

look. look he's coming to say hi. how could you hate my man cownose ray

LOOK AT THE SPOTTY RAY!!!!!! ITS A SPOTTY RAY!!!!

they're coming to see you!!!!!!

whoooooooossssssshhhhhhh

i love them. I named myself after the aminal. I love ray. I am stingrayhearted. I have AUTISM

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Which one of you fuckers unfollowed?

I had an even 700

Where did you go?

How has your life changed?

Come back to me.

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Apparently the design is from this bat kite at maxs house!

LMAO

Knew it had to come from somewhere! I still think it's a little random that it's on David's shirt, but at least it's in the movie.

Thank you, lavender!

This post is in response to this one!

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What do you think about monster high David!! I’m getting him for sure :)

Short answer: absolute fucking diva

Long answer: huge fan of the shoes. But I wish there was a little more color balance between the wine bottle and the sax. But I would KILL for some IRL steppers like that.

The only thing that throws me off is the shirt....

It honestly kind of feels like an afterthought. I wasn't expecting anything grand, but it's so out there that it's difficult not to notice. I think that they either should have left it plain or made it tie into the boardwalk in some way.

I could be completely wrong (I haven't watched the movie in a little bit) (I will be doing it for summerween tho) But I honestly don't remember this design being anywhere.

At first I thought it was a logo, but then I Google lensed it and led me to this;

The only thing I can find about the pattern is a Stephen King quote and an animation.

But it's not the actual pattern shown on the shirt.

Maybe it has some significance? But I think this one is actually lost on me.

Overall:

I can definitely see why people are going to buy it. It's a good doll, and it has some really nice design and coloration. And is somebody who has been into doll customization (avid video watcher, I don't have the money or the skills to do it on my own) I think it's a solid design.

Tldr: Go back to the short answer dick head

Update

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I just noticed the requests are closed, I'm sorry ;m;

I hope you're doing alright, again I apologize and uhm, have a great day/night!!!

This made me laugh ngl (in a good way)

You're perfectly fine. While requests are still closed, I reopened the asks just to see what would happen lol.

I am well and trying to rebuild my writing stamina to its once former glory. (No idea on how long that will take)

But your request will be in consideration until I start my writing empire again.

Have a good one anon!

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I want to rip open a portal, make my own dimension, and never return.

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I want to rock back and forth in a dark room while listening to Frank Sinatra

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Things they only let you do

Micheal Myers:

•Exist next to him unharmed

-Lets be honest, that is a privilege only you get

-The fact you and only you can co-inhabit with the boogeyman is something nobody but Michael can figure out, and for the record, he can’t

-Not a moment goes by that police teams, doctors, and the general public doesn't wonder how on earth you managed to get a deranged serial killer to become your personal pillow. 

•Watching him sleep

-Micheal rarely sleeps, so when he does he expects you to be looking out for him. He trusts nobody else like that.

-He does the same thing for you every night, so he sees it as returning the favor 

-You know better than to play any tricks on him (lest you be stabbed to death) (Of course he sleeps armed, do you take him for a fool?)

•Harm him

-While this sounds odd, it makes sense 

-He simply doesn't view you as a threat. So even if you do end up hurting him, i.e bitting, scratching, hitting, kicking, or use a weapon against him, He doesn't care much

-Unfortunately he seems to enjoy your company and affection. That coupled with his regenerative properties it really doesn't matter what you do 

-IF it gets that bad, It's not like you'll be a difficult enemy. You'd simply just be another body 

Bo Sinclair:

•Yelling at him

-He will yell back, but if anyone else yelled at him they'd get a right hook to the jaw

-He doesn't even let his brother ‘disrespect’ him like that

-He not used to affection of really only kind (other than sexual) so sometimes Screaming matches are his love language

•Being affectionate (in any way)

-Again, he's not used to it. He finds it uncomfortable even though he knows he shouldn't.

-He also knows he's the odd one out when it comes to affection. Because of this he doesn't stop you from hugging, kissing, for simply holding his hand like he might of for past partners

-Him not pushing away is a big deal, mostly for him

•Messing up his work area 

-Anyone else fucked with his tools they'll get an ear full

-You mess with his tools might earn you a hard sigh and told to not do it again 

-Might yell at you but that's really the most he's doing

Hannibal Lecter:

•Not counting Will, being rude

-He has a type, and that type is mentally ill and wants to make that everybody’s problem 

-Loves watching you cuss somebody out after they themselves are rude. 

-Gets actual goosebumps while you glare at him for tricking others into his dinner plans 

•Complain about his food

-He is always trying to impress you with food

-The thing is, that sardine jelly is just plain NASTY 

-He lets you get away with it because he wants to make sure your well fed at all time (He just really wants praise and approval) 

-If you don't want to dine on the guest Hannibal understands and lets you pass without any passive aggressiveness (If you DO choose to carry on with dinner he cannot stop looking at you. Like full on heart eyes kind of look)

•Let you win

-Hannibal has a superiority complex. been there, knew that. He never lets anyone one up him, no matter the cost. 

-You are the only exception! Not even Will can get an actual victory. 

-He'll let you win in both large and small scale scenarios. That's not to say he won't try to win, but if he loses fairly he'll let it rest there (for the most part)

The Lost Boys:

•Touch their Motorcycles 

-Not one, not Max, Star, or Laddie can touch their bikes without permission first. 

-1) because it's how they get around the human way, and 2) They take great pride and care for the damn things

-You are the only person allowed to sit, lean, lay, or whatever on their bikes. They even teach you how to care for them properly just so you can look after them in their absence.

-You looking after their bikes is their equivalent to a girl handing her drink to someone in a bar. They will bark at someone over your drink and they expect you to bark over their bikes. 

•Touch the Nest(s)

-They built you a nest deep in the cave and there are so many rules involving said nest. One of those rules being that you HAVE to be invited to enter the nest.

-They already had a nest made but when you became mates with them, they had to redo the whole thing for you. This process takes hours and sometimes days to complete, So in the meantime they invited you into their old nest before building you a new one. 

-They all cuddled around you while telling you the importance and rules of the nesting process. When you get into the more personal questions (What Nests meant to them then, now, and later) they told you that besides themselves, you are the only person to ever be in the nest. 

•Call them ridiculous pet names

-Paul and you thought it would be funny to make up horrendous nickname for everyone

-David became Fee Fee the Ferocious, Sugar pie, Bimbo doll, Fossil fuel, and Wet sock

-Dwanye became Pookie bear, Cowboy, Sky Scraper, Princess, and Cum stain

-Paul became Big ol’ dog, Smoochie poo, Boo Boo Bear, Dolly, and penis fly trap

-Marko became stinky little guy, Lollipop, Sexy Thang, 2% Milk, and Armrest

Thanks for reading!

.....Hey......hey.....how y'all doin?.......

I've suddenly found I have more time on my hands... And I remembered that I enjoy writing.....so....um....yeah....

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Hey can you write some actually traumatized Simon Riley x reader Headcannons?

It kind of annoys me that so many people just sexualize him without addressing the actual trauma he went through for two years and beyond.

So I guess I'm really just asking for a non- hypersexual Simon x reader XD

Non-hypersexual Simon Riley x Reader 

CW: Trauma

•It would take years for Simon to let you get close to him

•And it would have to be you to ask him out because he sure as shit won't ask first 

•When you guys do start dating he wants to go over boundaries immediately 

•He doesn't want to set you up for failure so he wouldn't even consider a relationship until you've had this talk

•It’s a really hard talk for him to start and go through but he does it because he has to. He doesn't want you to accidentally trigger him or for you to get your feelings hurt

•He really does like you, and that's why he pushes through 

•The first thing he tells you is that he is in no way, shape, or form ready for a sexual relationship 

•He explains that he doesn't know how long it will take for him to be ready, but it will be at least a few months 

•Simon understands if that's a deal breaker for you, in this world he knows that sex is more Important in relationships then most people would like to admit 

•When you assure him that it's more then fine and you're willing to wait he lets out a very shaky breath neither of you know he owes holding in

•He goes through more boundaries with you with much cooler nerves 

-PDA to a minimum (an old therapist was killed because Simon was her patient. He's not letting someone who actually cares about be murder because you wanted to hold hands) 

-Make your presence known before you touch him, especially from behind (this is man who has seen war, if you run up and hug him without warning you will be thrown to the ground)

-Don’t pressure him to tell you ‘stories’ (with two years of torture, years in the military, and an abusive childhood there is so much he isn't willing to tell you or anyone)

-Don't talk about intimate details with others (If he wanted to tell them, he would do it himself.)

-He will leave if anybody starts talking politics (even if it's stuff he agrees with, he’s not going to waste his time like that. He has to talk about that at work all the time and he will not do it at home.)

•It takes a while for him to feel comfortable sleeping in the same bed with someone else

•He's paranoid. He stays awake thinking that someone might try and attack you two in your sleep

•Simon has to sleep with at LEAST a knife in his pocket to be able to soothe himself long enough to catch a few zzz

•Night terrors are a common occurrence

•There are several nights where you wake up to find yourself alone in bed

•Simon will pace around the house, making sure blinds are closed, doors are locked, and no one is in the house. Even then he will sit on a chair, armed, and simply wait for something that's not so unlikely to come.

•Asks you to limit and delete some of your social media posts. No one should know where you live other than close family and friends. He will scroll through all of your accounts and tell you why they may or may not be security risks.

•Simon does have social media accounts. they are just burner accounts he uses to keep up to date with the news and big events. 

•Simon knows that what he's doing can be seen as controlling and he understands if your family and friends don’t like him, but he’s terrified someone will gather all this information and kill you because you couldn't be safe online. 

•Asks if you’re willing to sign up for self defence classes and if you’d be willing to let him teach you basic and more advanced skills.

•Will show you where exactly to stab someone so that they can’t scream

•Pressure points and how to use them to your advantage

•He will show you how to use a gun,knife, Brass knuckles, and (if he can find somewhere that will let him) bombs

•Will tell 141 about you and they also look out for

Thanks for reading

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Random Slasher Headcanons X Reader

Micheal Myers:

•Surprisingly soft kisser (That doesn't mean gentle, that just means gentler than what you expect)

•likes to hold your hand

•If you asked to be picked up, he’ll act like you're a big baby while picking you up, because he secretly likes to hold you

•will 100% throw you over his shoulder to run away from cops and/or Loomis

•As a kid you were his only friend, so he kind of followed you around like a stray puppy (But more aggressive…so…a guard puppy???)

•His mother loved you, his father harassed you :(

•Micheal would do his best to protect you from his father

•Wears your socks and stretches them out

•Devourers any little debbie within minutes

Billy loomis & Stu macher:

•Stu collects cans/can tabs

•Billy collects movie props

•Both collects knives

•(I’ve said this many times) If you gift them anything they collect they will Do anything you want

•They love to surprise tickle attack you

•Both insist on having you wear their clothes

•Stu purposely leaves out his softer clothes just in the hopes you'll steal it and wear it

•Billy will just (without saying anything) put his jackets and sometimes jewelry on you

•Stu loves to take pictures of everything you guys do

•Wants to make scrapbooks, buys all the supplies, but never gets around to making them

Thomas Hewitt:

•Loves animals so much but is terrified of touching/holding small animals because when he was younger he accidentally crushed a kitten while petting it

•He felt so bad, he buried it near the woods and still brings flowers to the grave once in a while

•has a stuffed bunny plushie, named Fufu, his mom found in the backseat of a victims car

•It once white soft fur became a stiff brown, lumpy, balding mess

•as a gift you cleaned it up, washed it with detergent and fabric softener, brushed it out (gently so it didn't pull out anymore fur), and crocheted a little green sweater for it

•after a few hours of work it was back to it (almost) former glory

•Tommy was overjoyed when you showed him his cleaned up Fufu

•He had a bounce in his step for the rest of the week

Bubba Sawyer:

•Eats your cooking no matter what, no matter how bad or burnt, he'll eat it happily

•Kicks his feet and giggles while you get dressed

•Bubba can only say a few words and one of the words he can say is your name

•Everyone (mainly You, Him, and Nubbins) got excited when he said your name for the first time

•He didn't stop saying your name that day, no matter what was going on

•He has made friends with the rats living in the shed by feeding them leftover bread

•Made you a bracelet out of bones (Cattle, Human, Rats, and sheep bones)

•Likes it when you sing to him and typically ends up falling asleep

Bo Sinclair:

•Drinks a lot less when he started getting serious with you

•If you have a car he will always be working on it to make sure it runs properly

•is secretly jealous of Vincent’s artist talent so if you are also an artist he will pout a bit (he'll be nice...or at least as much as Bo can be)

•Jealous as Jealous can ever be

•If he was just a little more crazy, He would bark at passersbys looking at you

•If someone gets you a flower, He'll make a whole bouquet for you, Just to prove he's the better ‘provider’

•Even with his major mommy issues he kept all his mother's cook books and hides them in the tallest cabinet all the way in the back

•If you find them and make something from one of them, He will refuse to say anything to you but will quietly eat what you made

•If his mom (and parents in general) was a better person he would have been the biggest mama's boy in both a good and bad way

Vincent Sinclair:

•He’s very jealous of Bo charisma, especially when he started to like you

•Feels like a bad boyfriend for not going outside with you more often

•Will want a heads up before you come in the basement so he can hide his ‘projects’

•Refuses to let you touch any wax

•Seeing you holding wax or lightly coated in wax (if you dipped you hand or fingers into the melted wax) just doesn't sit right with him

•No matter how long you've been together, he will always tense up when you remove his mask

•If you have a pet, he doesn't want it anywhere near the basement (Jonesy knows better)

•He’s scared the pet, his art, or you will end up hurt/damaged

•If said pet dies, he'll offer to persevere it with wax (if that isn't how it died)

Lester Sinclair:

•Is just so excited someone chose him

•He’s so desperate to make sure you keep liking him that he'll let you walk all over him (figuratively and literally)

•Tries to find out what you like first so he can look up facts and basic knowledge to contribute in the conversation

•You like dead things? Well what a cowinky-dink, so does he!

•You don't like dead things? Psssh, neither does he. W-who would ever enjoy such a thing?

•Wants as many pets as he can take care of

•would listen through the walls to his mother’s bedtime stories. She only read them to Vincent even though Lester begged her to read him the shortest book in the house, she never did.

•So if you even happen to read out loud (even if it's not to him) he'll sob

•Does his best to get you presents, because he was told that One of the best ways to keep someone around is to give them stuff

Billy Lenz:

•Begs you not to leave him alone

•Needs constant verbal and physical validation

•finds comfort in your smell and uses your dirty clothes into bedding

•Loves to crawl into your lap despite the fact that he does not fit there

•Loves to eat with you, no matter what you're eating

•Will harass the sorority girls until you pay attention to him

•Calls you all the time (He comes up with an excuse every time)

•doesn't like living an attic (has previous trauma of being locked in an attic) and will occasionally have a panic attack. He begs you to let him sleep in your room

Brahms Heelshire:

•Loves old movies (40’s-60’s kind of old)

•Can’t handle being yelled at

•Because of his limited interactions with people, he only knows how to socialize from books…And the result from that is outdated views and interaction.

•His parents used to let him shower when everyone was out of the house (including them). He keeps as clean as he can for you, but feels really self conscious when cleaning himself

•Wants to show you his face but would honestly rather die (He couldn’t handle rejection and might actually kill himself if you left him)

•Would simply pass away if you kiss his mask

•If you give him a stuffed animal he will treat it like his child (unknowingly repeating the cycle his parents started)

•loves to pull harmless pranks on you

•loves to pull harmful pranks on others

•Would hate having a pet around, to him that's just competition (and he WILL take out the competition)

•Tries using his kid voice to get what he wants from you

Hannibal Lecter:

•Draws/Paints you often and in several scenarios

•No matter what his home is always open to you

•Loves to feed you by hand

•Takes you to museums in art galleries often

•Texts like an old man (more of a call person)

•Has a picture of you in his wallet

•Like to answer all your dumb questions

•Will make a mental list of all your favorite foods and make sure he always has the means to make them

•If you want a new tattoo he’ll draw you some

Will Graham:

•uses his imagination to figure out how you when about your morning

•Loved watching documentaries as a kid and wants to watch them again with you sometime

•Doesn’t like pet names (thinks they're demeaning)

•Fishing AND Camping trips as often as his jobs will allow him

•Tells you random survival facts/tips

•Defends you from Hannibal often (Mentally and Physically)

•Constantly requests to speak to you while in the physic ward. Eventually makes a deal with the FBI saying he will spill some deets only if he gets to see you first

•First question he asks you, “Did you miss me?”

The Lost Boys:

•If you don’t have a bike they take turns letting you be their backpack

•Love bites like no other (of course)

•People on the boardwalk Can NOT stop staring at you guys, specifically you. They are so shocked that anyone was able to worm their way into their tight knit gang

•Despite all the fun they have most nights if you’re drink/smoking/doing to much they WILL cut you off for the night (No back talk)

•flying around the beach on a full moon, every full moon

•Cuddle pile

•They don’t talk about it but they all have a a weekly read aloud near the fire pit

•they have matching pajamas bottoms (It is hello kitty because of course it is)

•They like going on weirdly themed high-fantasy dates (Think; Underwater kingdom, woodland fairy, return of the clowns, zombie uprising,dragons lair)

•Dwayne & Paul Write poems (separately) about you, their feelings, and wishes in your relationship

•David & Marko likes to read the poems and tease the two of them before making requests for them to write a poem featuring their thoughts on you

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Random Slasher Headcanons

TW/CW: Self harm, abuse, trauma, and probably more

Billy Lenz:

•Billy used to be non-verbal as a kid

•Cannot remember his childhood other then the abuse

•self harms but doesn't realize it’s SH (Hair plucking, skin picking/scratching, starving) he just likes the way it feels and doesn’t intend on stopping

•find comfort in his own smell and uses his dirty clothes as bedding

•despite how hyersexual he is really really loves his time alone

•loves body hair

•chews on things or else he gets cranky

•has mice in the attic and has named all of them

•Hates being touched without warning (will happily accept affection if asked first)

Hannibal Lecter:

•Not as good at baking as he is cooking (Doesn’t mean he’s bad at baking, just not on the same level as his cooking)

•Draws is partners and colleagues often and in different scenarios

•Has a traveling water painting kit

•Will always welcome Will with open arms, no matter what

•Has all the ingredients to yours and Will's favorite food stocked up

•Cat person

•Misses being a fatherly figure and regrets killing Abigail (Kinda)

•Loves museums and art galleries, No matter where he goes or what the circumstance is he wants to go to the nearest museum

Will Graham:

•If he didn't have a large pack of dogs, he would have a big fish tank

•Likes sleeping on the floor and Dog beds on occasion

•Fein for outback steakhouse

•Barks as a vocal stim

•Wakes up late

•uses his imagination to figure out how you went about your morning

•Loved watching documentaries as a kid

•Doesn’t like pet names (thinks they're demeaning)

The Lost Boys:

•You can't have the Head Vampire of the coven work at a movie store and NOT have mandatory movie night

•All of them have a massive jewelry collection

•They have a mountain of gold, jewels, and other precious treasures hidden in the back, hidden in a subsection of the cave.

•Sometimes they forget they have those that room

•Maximalists through and through

•devours food stands

•Paul only knows directions by food stands and other landmarks (“Meet me at the taco stand!”)

•David fucks up that corn dog stand Everytime

•Dwayne and Marko eats deep fried Oreos and cheese curds

•Marko will occasionally carry a boombox on his shoulders while riding his motorcycle

•All of them need to sleep in the same room or they all get anxious

Lester Sinclair:

•would listen through the walls to his mother’s bedtime stories. She only read them to Vincent even though Lester begged her to read him the shortest book in the house, she never did.

•Didn’t understand why the other kids didn't want to play with him

•Would cry if his brothers hugged him

•Likes dead things because they can't run away/be repulsed by him

•was overjoyed when a living breathing creature actually wanted to be near him (Jonesy)

Thanks for reading

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Thanks for 5k Notes

Very cool of y'all

Slapping Slasher's Ass and Running away!

Micheal Myers:

•He likes to believe he has complete control over his surroundings 

•He likes to imagine himself as a Jaguar; opportunistic, stealthy, adaptable, and an Apex predator

•And then there's you, here to snap them back to reality 

•If he's a Jaguar, you're an annoying bird that follows him 

•All this made clear when He's just standing in the kitchen and feels a hard smack on his Ass

•He whips his head around to see you, running at full speed and giggling 

•For a moment he's completely stunned 

•But only for a moment 

•He’s quick on your heels 

•In less than 10 seconds he's holding you in the air by your shirt, like holding a cat by its scruff

•You can immediately tell through the mask how pissed he is

•But for a few seconds he just leaves you suspended in the air, and soon enough he makes his decision. 

•He walks to your shared bedroom and drops you onto the bed

•You think you're in for some sexy-funtime

•That quickly washes away when Michael turns around and walk out the door 

•When you get up to follow you find that he's locks you in by putting a chair under the handle 

•This man is so sick of your shit, but loves you too much to actually harm you

•He just put you in time out while he waits for the stinging on his ass to go away

Billy loomis & Stu macher:

•When the school day ends you're walking towards the front door, you spot both of your boyfriends walking towards the door too

•With the coast clear of teachers and most other students you knew what you had to do

•You rub your hands together diabolically and begins to run towards them

•when you're finally in the perfect position, you wind your hands back and as hard as you can, you slap their ass

•They both tense up and freeze

•When they see you running past them and laughing, they are quick to give chase

•They Chase you down the field and into the parking lot

•Stu was the one to tackle you onto the grass, making sure to protect your head when you fall

•Stu pins you down while Billy catches up 

•When (a winded) Billy reaches you two he drops to his knees and starts tickling you

•Neither boy takes to seriously and think it's a playful invention to rough house and playfully fight

Thomas Hewitt:

•While he was meticulously cutting up some cow legs, you spotted a golden opportunity 

•Thom’s fat ass in perfect position 

•After circling him, carrying the same box of tools, you decide to go for the kill

•”Tommy!” You shout while running past him

•Your hand makes firm contact with the side of his rear 

•You leave a blazing trail up the stairs while Thom processes what happened

•Thom watches you run away while his ass stings 

•At most he's confused 

•He just goes back to work 

Bubba Sawyer:

•You were playing with him outside

•Running around, picking flowers, picking up pebbles, roughhousing

•While play fighting you slap is ass and run away hoping he would chase you

•instead he stands for confused 

•after an awkward couple seconds, you realize he's not going to chase you, So you walk back to him 

•You ask if He's okay and realize his eyes is watering 

•After a frantic apology and check over You managed to figure out that he's not hurt 

•Bubba Just associates spanking with being bad/bad behavior 

•He was upset because he thought you were punishing him for being too rough 

•You made it up to him by making him a flower crown 

Bo Sinclair:

•This could go one of two ways

•He could be really into it OR he could freak out

•It depends on what mood you catch him in

•One day he'll think it's sexy and want you to do it again 

•The next he'll have a PTSD attack remembering his childhood 

•It's honestly best if you keep your hands to yourself

Vincent Sinclair:

•He honestly thought you did it by accident 

•He didn't understand that you were trying to play 

•He didn't react at all 

•You have to tell him what you're trying to do 

•He gets very embarrassed about not understanding that he kind of shut down for the day 

•He remains hunched over on his desk for the rest of the day 

Lester Sinclair:

•It honestly doesn't matter what you do to Lester, He's just happy you're giving him attention 

•The man is the definition of a puppy 

•He's just happy to be here 

•So if you want to play a game of Chase, He’lll Chase

•As soon as you slap and run away he's hot on your heels 

•He chases you through a field and down the roads 

•When he catches you he's out of breath and takes a second to dry heave 

•Then he'll hug and kiss you while walking back to the Truck 

Billy Lenz:

•Billy is one of the characters you Can not hit

•You think he'd be into to quick slap, but he has the opposite reaction 

•He thinks you're planning on hurting him And will either attack you or hide 

•If he chooses to attack, You're likely going to have to hold him down until he calms 

•If he hides, leave him alone

•trying to find him would be like walking into a coyote's den

•eventually he'll come back out because you're the only person that still talks to him 

•He figures it's better to be physically abused than be lonely 

•Good luck explaining that it was just a joke 

Brahms Heelshire:

•He was acting up after you told him the grocery boy was coming today

•He was whining about how you don't need to interact with him and how the help shouldn't be seen or heard

•You remind them that you're technically ‘the help’ and he pouts on the couch 

•When the doorbell rings he immediately jumps up to try to stop you 

•You have a light bulb moment

•You get closer, reach around, and slap his ass

•You almost immediately push past him to run to the door 

•Brahms is quick to follow, but not quick enough

•You swing open the door before Brahms can reach you

•He hides just in time, and proceeds to stew behind the door.

Hannibal Lecter:

•While he was cooking up some breakfast you come up behind him and hug him

•He greets you and continues to cook 

•You two have a lazy conversation while you lean your head against his shoulders 

•Deciding he's not pay enough attention to you come up with a plan

•You steal one of his knives, slap his ass, and bolt out of the kitchen 

•He gives you about a 5-second Head start before he begins his hunt 

•In that time He turns off the stove and allows himself time to find you

•He slowly starts his prowl 

•Checking doors, behind furniture, around the stairs, and behind curtains 

•When he finds you, he pounces and pulls you into a pinning hug

•He forces the knife from your hand and kisses your forehead

•”Let me finish breakfast, then I'll spend time with you.”

Will Graham:

•While on the world's most boring fishing trip (Will Even admitted this trip sucked) You watch as no lines get tugged

•board out of your mind you decide to at least mess around 

•While Will was leaning over to check his lines you slap his ass as hard as to can, which throws him into the calm river

•You howl with laughter as Will get thrown overboard 

•When he resurfaces we comes back up with a scowls on his lips, but a playful look in his eyes

•”You suck” he chuckles while you help him back in

•As soon as he's on board, he throws you into the water and laughs

The Lost Boys:

•All the boys are up for a good chase, But they all have different reactions 

•David

-Slapping David's ass takes balls

-As soon as you try to run he has you by the arm 

-He smirks and pulls you towards him

-”Oh-ho-ho, where do you think you're going?”

-If you play your cards right he'll let you go to properly chase you 

-All’s well and good before he flies at you like a hawk

•Dwayne

-He'll let you run away But as soon as you're out of sight the game is on 

-It doesn't matter where you're at 

-The boardwalk, the cave, the forest, the beach 

-He sprints and tackles you to the floor 

-”Did you honestly believe you could outrun a vampire?” He muses

-could turn playful, could turn romantic 

•Paul

-as soon as your hand collides with his ass, he shrieks 

-He playful pretends he's wounded 

-He writhes on the ground, cries fake tears, hand over forehead

-”Why should you do this to me!” 

-”I thought you loved me!” 

-Walks around all day telling his brothers that you abuse him 

-gives you love bites while telling his tale of woe 

•Marko

-when you slap his ass he lets out a moan that causes both of you to freeze 

-after a few seconds Marko whips around 

-”Tell no one.” He says in a completely serious voice 

-You know for a fact the others would make fun of him for the rest of his unnatural life 

-Every time you're behind him, he turns around to face you So it never happens again

Thanks for reading <3

Sorry this took so long! I've had a busy week!

[tac-the-unseen]

✨BIRTH✨

As of February 24th I am 19 years old

My last Teen year :(

[tac-the-unseen]

HOW DARE YOU PUBLICLY KINK SHAME ME! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! I SNED YOU ONE ASK AND YOU START MALING FUN OF ME FOR IT! IM SERIOUSLY SO DOBE WITH YOU! YOU SAID ON YOUR REQUEST PAGE THAT YOU WERE FINE WITH KINKS AND IT WAS NO WERE IN YOUR NOS! YOUR JUST A KINK SHAMING PISCE OF SHIT WHO JUST LOST A FOLLOWER THAT HAS STARTED READING YOUR CONTENT BACK ON AO3!!!!! IM REPORTING YOU TO TUMBLR AND I HOPE OTHERS DO THE FUCKING SAME!

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I'm not going to respond to this, but I can't be the only one who reads this.

I'm probably just going to disable the ask button now

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