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[arunneronthird]

imagine being a gotham villain just living a peaceful life and suddenly here comes a vigilante with an actual gun

[fanaticalthings]

it's tough being the oldest.

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[houseofisrael12tribesstrong]

"However, some Facebook commenters recorded 13 degrees Celsius at their homes in Barrackpore and Valencia."

https://newsday.co.tt/2023/01/31/tt-records-lowest-temperature-in-a-decade/

[ministarfruit]

day 18: once upon a time ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[starry-bi-sky]

Stillborn danyal al ghul au incorrect quotes - dpxdc au

Vlad and Danny, fighting for the nth time this month: Danyal, exhausted: hey if i call you dad will you like. Stop. I have a test tomorrow. Vlad, has a parental bone in EVERY part of his body: *immediately stopping* Vlad: What do you mEAN YOU HAVE A TEST. WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT-- Danny: BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL DR. FENTON AGAIN, VLADIMIR.

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Danny, flopping into bed facefirst: i need sleep or rehab. again Tucker (maybe?? I haven't decided yet who he's friends with): i thought you were clean Danny, into a pillow: not if this keeps up.

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Tucker: favorite superhero go Sam: Wonder Woman Danny: the Flash Tucker: Okay Sam's is obvious but, Danny I would've thought you'd say like, Martian Manhunter or Superman or Starfire. But Flash?? Danny: i had a foster in Central City for a few years and met him, he's a really nice guy. He made me promise to invite him to my high school graduation and is part of the reason I made it to rehab and ended up getting rehomed and picked up by the Fentons. Danny: I have a hoodie with his logo on it in my closet, i saved up to buy it and its the first thing I got with the allowance the Fentons got me

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Danny wearing three layers and a scarf in the middle of summer: *shivering* Sam: how are you cold you're literally made of lava Danny, hissing: lava cools at contact with the air and I'm trying to keep my body temperature at a reasonable level, SAM. Tucker, touching Danny: you feel warm to me Danny: to YOU

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Danny:...i could eat lava Tucker: Sam: Danny: Tucker: do it. no balls Danny, getting up: bET--

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Danny: Dash: The Both Of Them: *under the bleachers to smoke/vape* Danny, smokes: I wont tell if you won't tell Dash, vapes: ....deal

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Danny, breaking into Vlad's lab: YOU FUCKER QUIT-- what the hell is that Vlad, working on his newest invention: Language. ....And it's something I'm working on, go away Danny: what? no, fuck you. You're trying to kill Jack again and this looks interesting. I was gonna come beat you but now I'm curious what the hell this is (Vlad spends a good hour explaining what he's doing before they start arguing and Danny starts a fight)

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Danny laying on the ground staring the ceiling, feeling like shit: Jazz, popping by his room: ,,,what'cha doing, Danny? Danny: Danny, internally: 'Jazz says i should be more open' Danny: considering the benefits of relapsing Jazz, immediately stepping into the room: oh okay so lets talk.

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Danny, meeting Robin as Phantom for the first time unaware of his identity and his own birthright: Robin: Phantom: Phantom: fuck you Robin, a 12 year old: fUCK YOU

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Vlad: Jack Fenton iced me out of my early adulthood and got you, his foster son, killed by his own invention. He is a danger to society and I personally want him dead. Danny: okay, cool motive still murder. Danny, louder: I DONT NEED YOU TO TAKE REVENGE ON MY BEHALF

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Vlad, grabbing Danny's shoulders: aren't you tired of being nice Danny: Vlad: don't you want to go apeshit Danny, in the american foster system since infancy, was in rehab at 11 years old, has been fucked over metaphorically, emotionally, physically, ten times over: Danny: i feel like we need to have a talk

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DP/Regular DPDC Vlad: *gripping by the shoulders* DPDC Vlad: how Stillborn Vlad: what DP/DC Vlad: how are you getting him to like you. Stillborn Vlad:,,, well first off i don't torture him so jot that down Stillborn Vlad: second of all, like is a strong word. Stillborn Vlad: Daniel only likes me on tuesdays and when i show him how to make fireballs

[meerphanim]

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Follyyyy!!! 😊😊😊😊😊🥴💕💕💕💕💕💕 Been wanting to try making art gifs, here's a simple one. I used Capcut and Ezgif dot com.

Here's two still images of said gif!

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Grian: What's going on here?

Mumbo: Well, you know, the other day, when we were in the boat, and you called me potato boy, I was like, 'Man! That has a ring to it!'.

Mumbo: So I've become a potato.

[sysig]

How far did you get? (Patreon)

[andaniellight]

An interviewer: What kind of a person you're attracted to, Roronoa Zoro?

Zoro, solemnly: My captain, Luffy.

The same interviewer (whistles): And how about you, Trafalgar Law? What kind of a person you're attracted to?

Law, still pissed because Wano: Zoro's captain, Luffy.

Zoro: HEY- 💢

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

chaggie worrying about their ascended snake boi like

Charlie: "Vaggie you- I'm saying this with love by the way- you look terrible this morning. Still beautiful! But yikes."

Vaggie: "Thanks sweetie love you too."

Charlie: "Bad night's sleep?"

Vaggie: "More like no night's sleep."

Charlie: "Well you don't HAVE to tell me why, BUT if you WANT to, I'm here to hear it!"

Vaggie: "Babe. That was horrible."

Charlie: "Heh!"

Vaggie: "... ugh this is so stupid... remember how Sir Pentious used to sneak in at night and stand there, watching us while we slept?"

Charlie: "No. But I remember waking up to your spear stuck in the door sometimes, like maybe you'd thrown it in your sleep again."

Vaggie: "It was at him mostly."

Charlie: "And you did it last night, even though he wasn't there..."

Vaggie: "Yeah. Well."

Charlie: "Aww Vaggie! Are you missing him~?"

Vaggie: "Just wondering how he's adjusting to life up there."

(up there)

Sir Pentious: "I wasssssn't trying to be creeepy!!"

Sera: "I woke up to you standing at the foot of my bed. STARING."

Sir Pentious: "Yesss, welll... I have, trusssst isssues..."

Sera: "And now thanks to you, so to I!"

Emily: "Okay- let's all take a deep and calming breath-"

Sir Pentious: "Ssspeaking of- Emily, did you know you ssssnore?"

Emily: "I, excuse me?"

Sir Pentious: "It sssseeemed to be disssturbing your ssssleep. Perhapss you ssshould get it checked out, yess?

Emily: "......"

Emily: (takes a deep, CALMING, breath)

[lilliankillthisman]

My sibling's wife was under the impression that 9/11 was in 2011... she forgor ☠️

[laylakeating]

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS APPRECIATION WEEK DAY FIVE | favourite quote(s) → Percy's Greatest Hits

[lovecoredeity]

I wasn’t super happy with Sapphia’s initial design so here’s a redesign! I’m much happier with this version compared to the initial design!

♡ if you like my art please consider buying me a kofi ♡

[ryan-sometimes]

Being a biochemistry student is so funny because I’ll be staring off into space and look deep in thought but really I’m just thinking about CRISPR. The Roman Empire of every biochem student

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes :P

DAVE: penis blast hilarious

JOHN: penis blast nefarious?

ROSE: Diverse types of penis blast, call that "penis blast various".

JOHN: penis blast electrical.

ROSE: Penis blast delectable.

DAVE: penis blast campaigning call that penis blast electable

JADE: guyyysss what if the mayor overhears you!!

DAVE: hes a grown ass war veteran he can handle it

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

Bruno: My nosey-ass sisters are mad I never told them I was gay until they found out last week.

Bruno: According to them they wasted all this time trying to find a woman for me when they could have found me a boyfriend by now.