#// Roman would be Pissed

[ryansjane]

tenprem + stares

[confused-wanderer]

Why does no one take advantage of the fact that the sides can literally dress one another? Gimme Remus and Roman arguing about something, Roman getting heated and swearing to chop off Remus’ limbs and keep them from regrowing when Remus suddenly smirks, and points behind them.

Roman just hears a “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” before he turns around and sees Virgil there, in a very.. revealing and jaw dropping outfit that makes his brain make dial up noises for the next ten minutes while Remus just laughs at him and Logan sighs in exasperation wondering if he should just make a bet with Patton to get them together at this point.

[loganslowdown4]

Close enough

Welcome back Rom & Dom

😂😂😂😂😂

[sarafangirlart]

Mars anon here and sorry it was late and I’m bad at talking lmao. What I meant is that Ares gets like glorified online as like this great fighter, defender of the common man, great guy which is just Mars lol. The only trait tumblr gave Ares that Mars doesn’t have (nor does Ares) is any respect for women. Actually Mars being a rapist is like important for the foundation myth of Rome.

Oh okay thanks for clarifying.

[gabessquishytum]

welp okay i guess it's gladiator piss time!! so, once again, not all that into the piss itself but really quite into the desperation side etc etc. and imo the corinthian would be so into it too! so. he's in charge of training hob to be dream's new personal bodyguard, right. and he can't be having hob wandering off at random times to relieve himself! he'd be leaving dream vulnerable!

so the corinthian has hob fitted with a cock cage and a nice thick sound that can be locked in. the corinthian can come by himself a couple times a day with a second guard to leave with dream, and he'll take hob off, unlock the sound, entertain himself by fucking hob's cock with it for a bit before he lets him actually piss... sometimes he'll fuck hob first, while he's full and squirming and desperate and he'd do anything if the corinthian just unlocks him at the end.

the corinthian tells himself that this is definitely for practical reasons. not because he actually thinks it makes dream safer -- more because he has quite a nice little side business going. hob made enough of a name for himself as a gladiator that a jar of his piss fetches a nice sum on the right markets.

it's definitely not because of how fun hob is to play with! and it's definitely not because of how pretty he is when the corinthian backs him up against a wall and presses at the little swell of his stomach where he's aching and full. it's fun, having this much power over someone and especially over someone as strong and capable as hob.

and, likewise, hob tries to tell himself that the reasons he doesn't try to get himself out of this are practical. the cage is honestly pretty helpful when it comes to trying not to let dream know how into him he is, since he doesn't have to worry any more about hiding his own erections when he hears dream masturbating or wakes up with dream grinding against his ass. and he was worried about leaving dream unguarded, and that's taken care of too! it's definitely not just that he's discovering whole new kinks he didn't know he had, of course not.

(dream is, of course, fully aware of this whole thing. they're not as subtle as they think they are. and if dream has taken a real interest lately in making sure his favourite bodyguard stays well-hydrated throughout the day... well, he is the emperor. he's allowed to join in on the fun.)

-🐈‍⬛

Chanting softly gladiator piss, gladiator piss....

I adore this. The control, the teasing. Yeah. Just imagine Hob in his skimpy guards uniform, trying to disguise the fact that his tummy is all bloated and aching. He's had so much to drink because the emperor insisted and he couldn't really say no, could he? Now he's squirming on the spot and biting his lip. It's not like he has to worry about having an accident, it's just that it hurts! And it's so humiliating to know that Cori is leering at him the whole time.

Just when he thinks he might cry from all that pressure, he's dismissed to take a short break, while several more guards are brought in to take his place. Cori follows him as always and immediately takes great pleasure in groping his belly, pressing on the heavy swollen area until Hob’s knees start to tremble. Before he's allowed to pee he has to put up with a wealth of teasing... The Corinthian whispers in his ear about how pathetic he is with his poor little bladder all filled up, what a baby he is for whimpering and crying while his cock is mercilessly fucked with the sound. Cori takes great delight in fingering Hob, stimulating his prostate because he knows it makes his bladder even more sensitive.

The relief of being allowed to piss is nearly orgasmic, and Hob trembles in Cori's arms as it all floods out. He's been such a good boy again, and he didn't even make a mess! There's even time for him to get down and suck Cori's cock - then it'll be back to guarding the emperor, and the sound will be safely back in his cock.

And the Corinthian’s little side business? He's got just one client who exclusively buys Hob’s piss - won't take anyone else's. Apparently he buys it for his master, a very important man who won't disclose his identity. Cori has a pretty good idea of who it might be... but the secret is safe with him. For now.

[stewykablooey]

What's your opinion on "Would your (comfort) character peel an orange for you?" About succession characters?

bless you for this here’s a summary

roy sibs ranked by most to least likely to peel an orange for you: connor, roman, shiv, kendall

stewy: would not peel an orange for me but if he saw me struggling to peel an orange, would look at me with disgusted frustration and would order ‘could someone get her a fucking peeled orange please i cant watch anymore of this’ / would steal my orange

logan: would peel me the orange then eat it himself (i am 5 years old in this scenario)

[neonsbian]

honestly. i have thought abt picking up succession again just bc i found out roman and gerri had a thing but that means having to put up w roman in other contexts so ig i wont

[chialattea]

What will win:

my desire to write DA fics

vs

my seething hatred for medieval stereotypes (“haha they thought bathing was bad!!” “haha their streets were filthy and they threw wastewater out of their windows”)

[skitskatdacat63]

If I had a nickel for every time there was a romanlukas piss scene, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[vincentsleftear]

omfg did Roman actually just fire Gerri…?

[shivvroys]

i want to be a shiv horse girl truther but that little girl would’ve fallen off her pony once (1) and had them all sent to the glue factory

[crispen-potato]

LOGAN ROY WAS ONE OF THE MOST MERCURIAL FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS FACE OF THIS PLANET AND NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE HOW HE WOULD HAVE REACTED OR WHAT DECISION HE WOULD HAVE MADE IN THIS SITUATION.

[masquenoire]

The sound of glass smashing can be heard in his office, a high pitched scream following suit before something heavier gets broken. The muscle standing guard outside glance at each other apprehensively before shuffling away from the solid wooden doors which could fly open at any second but they remain closed, the man inside continuing to reign destruction within the confines of his work station. Roman was beyond pissed. His chest heaves as he stands in place, looking down at the shattered remains of his desk - a pile of gleaming mahogany stares right back at him, thousands of dollars worth of furniture ending up worthless in an instant but still his rage is not sated, eyes burning like fire as he glances down at the shattered phone on the floor. Red Hood was supposed to have been his kill. Now that pleasure had been snatched away, just like so many other things he’d wanted in life but was denied, dangled tantalizingly within arm’s reach only for it to end up getting yanked away before he could actually get it. Red Hood ending up dead by another’s hand only rubbed more salt into the wound, souring his mood further that of all people who ended up taking the bastard out, it was the fucking clown. 

”Was that fucking it!?!? All this time I’ve been planning something special and I ain’t even the one who does him in??? Fuck that!!” The window shatters as the largest intact fragment of his desk flies out, probably on it’s way to hit some unlucky bastard walking down below. Roman doesn’t care. His eyes remain fixed on the broken screen where the image of a gory splatter was frozen upon the moment he’d broken the thing, heart hammering inside his ribcage like the steady beat of a war drum.

[the-casbah-way]

ok let me ramble very briefly about how i’d costume pilate and his soldiers in my own production of jcs and more importantly WHY (im drawing the designs rn and i’ll post them when i’m done) SO i really like the idea of a gothic production where all the characters are in mostly black with a lot of leather and chains and tattoos to give it a modern vibe, but i want to mix that with more period typical costuming especially in regards to pilate and the romans. so they would be dressed in ancient roman military gear except it would all be black with studs and chains (and tattoos of roman images and slogans like what they’ve been doing in the newer productions; i’ll get into why that’s important in another post). and the reason for this is because while i do understand why it’s supposed to be staged like it’s happening present day, i think that giving the show heavy ancient roman undertones would really emphasise the narrative of the roman oppression that all the characters are dealing with and therefore help the audience better sympathise with both judas but also caiaphas and the pharisees. i think if we remind the audience that these people are living under such a brutal military regime it will keep them from viewing the priests as two dimensional cliched villains because they absolutely are not; half the point of this story is that everyone is doomed by the narrative and that the antagonists are all acting out of fear because of the regime they’re living under. even pilate is acting out of fear of his emperor back home and i think traditional roman uniforms would really drive that whole idea home and help prevent the shitty trope that so many productions give in to where caiaphas and the pharisees only do what they do out of pure evil rather than. you know. fear of what their violent oppressors will do to them

[chooey]

common kendall L

[likeabxrdinflight]

I'm gonna find a way to shoehorn Mary into this good omens fic if it kills me