#// i'm gonna kill him

[zaota]

apparently doing things to your cervix WILL elicit those kind of sounds in those porns you thought were exaggerating a lot

[cr1t1cal-darl1ng]

I've been thinking about him nonstop for about 3 days now

I'm going to ███ ███ ███████ him ██ █████ █████ ███ █████ hes █████████ ███ ██████

[theirloveisgross]

LOUIS STOP MISSING US AS MUCH AS WE MISS YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO MY PARASOCIALISM!!!

[jawritter]

I asked Austin if I could log onto this WIFI this morning because my internet at the house will be later in the week getting hooked up, under the pretense of wanting to ‘check my emails’ lol. 

This is the conversation that follows...

Him: Sure, go ahead. 

Me: *Sits down in chair across the room while he’s eating breakfast and pulls out laptop*

Him: *Chuckling to self* So what? You got some side hustle like writing porn?

Me: *Goddamn nearly choked* What?! What about me checking my emails make you think I have a side hustle or writing porn?

Him: *Shrugs, smirking like a devil* I don’t know, you just always looked like the type to me.

Me:

Him:

[flatstarcarcosa]

unrelated but i need zack to stop occupying my brain time so much so i can finish these fucking dune books and then do yet another newsflesh reread. it's almost time. i'm itching. i can feel it.

hey George, check this out-

[mariaace]

Exams over. I think I'll get around 78/100 and 80/100 on them. And i hate my dad sm ugh

[a-victorian-girl]

hi,

yes, i am still mad.

yes, still because of the same thing.

no, i am not mad at you.

You and me, two pissed friends. How cute… 🔥

[bettabastard]

I'm going to commit homicide :)

[theclearblue]

Shocking development. I got pulled over and ticketed for the expired tabs I've been screaming begging crying to my father to renew for the past 7 months. Nobody could of foreseen this. More at 6.

[bakumanfaces]

I can't believe my own father cockblocked me!

[theradicalace]

this dude in the break room has taken "playing videos out loud with no headphones" to the next level he is literally watching a movie with a bluetooth speaker

[fendergender]

NOT fucking 3 years passing between the last episode and the elementary finale......spn has nothing on this fanfiction gap 🥴🤧😩

[ba-na-nes]

Δεν χρειαζόταν η υπενθύμιση, κάτι κατάλαβα

No one is too busy. You're just not a priority.

[myschiefsys]

JASON BETTER WATCH HIS BACK OHHHH MYY GOSH

[rockman-x]

WHY IS HE DOING THE BABYGIRL POOOOOSE

[egophiliac]

GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT