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[dontcxckitup]

*Alfred casually leaning in the doorway*

"Have you ever had an orgasm hit you just so damn good and it made you fart...just wondering"

@mr007pennyworthdcv

".................."

"...why are we getting married again?"

[maxbruiser]

[robotpussy]

lipo, face lift, buccal fat removal, botox, and rhinoplasty

"hamtaro or pom pom purin don't look like this anymore‼️‼️😡"

I know that! in order to find these images I had to Google them! I would have come across the recent designs! I just wanted to make a silly post about how these designs even exist because they should have never happened

[presidentalpaca]

From: Adam Conover ("Adam Ruins Everything")

"Instead of negotiating with us, Netflix decided to open an overpriced restaurant. Here's what we did in front of it. Starring the incomparable Adam Lustick, with concept and props by WGA writer Shawn Wines."

[atomicfoolorkillthemidols]

Blasphemy and lies

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[terrorofthetrident]

when he says “would you not have us prevail” it’s like he’s also saying “why are you not on our, my side”

of course aemond has always seen it as us against them and seeing his mother more than reluctant to take his side and instead being neutral/wanting to make peace with his half sister, who once called for him to be “sharply questioned”, has to hurt.

[ccuriousmischieff]

✌️

[shehzadi]

waqf amendment bill 2024

the indian government is trying to introduce a new bill called the waqf amendment bill which seeks to remove power over waqf properties from decentralised muslim councils and transfer greater control to the government. this jeopardises the future of waqf properties and infringes on minority rights.

“waqf” refers to the permanent dedication of movable or immovable property for religious, social or charitable purposes and the person who designates a property as such gives ownership of it up to the whole community. once a property is designated as “waqf” it cannot be sold, transferred, or inherited.

the new amendment bill proposes changing the very definition of “waqf” to one that does not fit islamic law. by changing this definition, the bill poses risk of negating the status of certain waqf properties and taking them away from the community. you can read more about the potential negative consequences and contradictions of the bill here.

the joint parliamentary committee are meant to be meeting on september 18-20 in new delhi to further discuss the waqf amendment bill. they have opened up discussion to the public and indian muslim and hindu citizens alike have been sharing email templates online addressed to the committee, calling for the rejection of the waqf bill, while right-wingers are encouraging people to send emails in favour of the bill. more: x, x.

the date for sending in these rejection emails has now passed (as of september 13th) but in the event that the deadline is extended, the templates can be found here, here and here. (note: some sources are giving slightly different times for end of email submissions)

if you’re not indian/indian citizen, i would still appreciate you sharing this post to spread awareness. thank you ❤️

[applecherry108]

Art trade with @fowlaroundtown , who asked for Donnie and Shelldon hanging out 😊

I’ve never drawn Shelldon before, but it was a lot of fun! 💜

[somewandomnoobtalks]

hello dungeon meshi fandom

[konigsblog]

crazy, how the majority of my haters are either hypocrites, or are just straight up LYING. lmfao, i've written rape before and i apply appropriate warnings, but i've never ever written PEDOPHILIA. 😬

their username on tumblr is @asgardswinter, they have continuously mentioned me on their blog. it's literally creepy and clearly obsessive, lmfao, and lying about me writing pedophilia is real fucking weird considering they don't apply any further context or include any evidence to back up this claim...

i'd appreciate it if you reported their twitter account or blog for like harassment 😮‍💨

[agentc0rn]

oh man...2 decades on earth...wow.

[spielzeugkaiser]

Oooooh if you're still taking requests, how about Bear!Jaskier meeting an actual bear pretty please? :3

Oh, that is a lovely prompt!

Jaskier found a little cub that's without his mom :(

[absentlyabbie]

fandom and the adhd brain is such a wild experience. saw this tag in my notifications on a post completely and wholly unrelated to the subject, but the gray matter was murderbot flavored in that moment and immediately countered with:

"of course it can, it's a spacefaring Asshole Research Transport, it is made to exist in a vacuum"

[shares-a-vest]

Eddie leans down, dipping Steve just so. Steve goes limp in his arms, as a new-found steel strength holds him effortlessly.

His other hand moves to Steve's neck and his boyfriend lolls his head to the side, eyes fluttering shut. Steve parts his plush, kiss-stained lips and lets out a faint sigh.

Eddie squeezes ever so gently and runs his index finger over the two moles on the left side of Steve's neck. He presses his fingertip to each of them, digging in just enough that when he moves away, a pale ring forms around each one.

He leans down further, baring his teeth as he draws closer.

Steve's heart skips with excitement. His breath quickens.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb," Eddie whispers against the warmth radiating from Steve's skin.

Steve's eyes snap open and his lip curls up in disgust.

"Huh?"

"I'm sorry," Eddie recoils, leaning back just as Steve pushes himself up to a standing position.

He tsks, detaching from him completely. Steve folds his arms with a huff.

"You promised you wouldn't keep saying stupid vampire shit."