#//poor Angie

[starsofang]

fwb!johnny who fell for you on accident. it was just sex, and that was a rule you enforced from the beginning. you weren’t ready for a relationship and you wanted careless fun, which you found in johnny.

at first, he was fine with the arrangement. no strings, no attachments, it sounded perfect for a busy man like him. he couldn’t give you the world like most people wanted in a partner. so he settled. and he was fine with it.

until he began to notice you. the beauty marks that scattered your skin. the faint scars you gained from childhood adventures. the way your smile formed crinkles in your eyes.

it started off small before it consumed him whole. he was enraptured with you. it was no longer just sex for him, he wanted to be with you.

when the bottled feelings eventually cracked one night while he laid in bed with you, naked bodies entwined with one another, you became distant. cold. you reminded him of your arrangement, telling him he needed to cut off the feelings for the better, for both of you.

johnny feared losing you, so he agreed. he didn’t have it in him to cut off the sex, knowing that if he did, he’d lose the one person who made him feel alive rather than simply surviving. existing. so he sucked it up and drowned in his own sorrowful, unrequited adoration.

he loved you like a dog, and when you called, he came. where you went, he followed. if you asked him to jump, he’d ask how high. a dog was loyal to the owner of its heart, and johnny was no better than a mutt.

[megamyceted]

THE LORDS & MOTHER MIRANDA pachislot BIOHAZARD village, 2023

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[critter-of-habit]

Okay tbh I've actually really enjoyed S2 for the most part but wow this musical segment really was a choice wasn't it??

Bringing Angie back just for a dream sequence song about Peggy's lame no-homo love triangle was just cruel. Even the lyrics seem to be mocking the cartinelli ship - it was all very intentional.

But, also intentional - the way Hayley was acting like Peggy wanted to eat choose Angie the entire time... Girl knew what was going on and did what she could.

[feshsticks]

you cannot tell me this woman has any long distance vision at all. also

[russica]

Ahem... we made Zevlor a teensy bit annoyed....

[cityoftheangelllls]

Naaaaaaaahh Im just gonna pretend Quest for Pizza ended like this

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[thecrazyphantom]

Has anybody ever snuck out of their cabins to go sleep with someone else in another cabin?

Short answer: Yes!

Usually most of them have the decency to not fuck or such while their roommates are in the room, But people do leave their rooms to sleep in the same bed as someone else

Exhibit A:

But there always is the off chance of them actually "sleeping" together

Exhibit B:

[kowtownart]

ILOVEU.EXE

Artfight attack on @chilicpepper's Paroxysm!

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

bros.. that new lisa the pointless teaser for LISAmas? it is so fucking peak, we are so fucking back

ALEX LITERALLY DOES A >:/ FACE IN IT LIKE WHAT THE HELL ED YOU CANT DO THIS TO US

AND THEN HE FUCKINGGNG DANCESS???????????????????????????????????

my heart is failing, when this cvomes out it will be the best game of all time and i will be talking about it for a YEAR straight when release

[captainspiggbo]

I relish in the thought that Meph is just canonically really easy to move, be it dog form or otherwise, like he literally can not escape that fact. . He can be carried bbygirl bride style regardless of form and he can't stop it, it's a universal constant, the one thing he can never change in any timeline. . Always with the whining, sniveling insults. . It does nothing and there is no salvation, he's just too dainty, too toteable.

[bleaksqueak]

My partner got me a new glasses cleaning cloth and I love it more than I love having toes.

[thelastspeecher]

Since today (April 1) is my darling OC Angie McGucket's birthday, I figured I'd say a few things about her birthdays in the Pollution Powers AU, when she's at the Gravity Falls School for Contaminated Youth.

Poor Angie always has to deal with people thinking she's lying about her birthday, since it's on April Fool's, and it's no different at the school. Luckily, she and Fidds aren't the pranky kind of people, so after enough insisting, they're believed.

Unfortunately, it being her birthday doesn't prevent her from being pranked by the meaner kids at the school (which, until he goes through some character development, also includes Stan). In fact, it actually increases the number of pranks played on her the first year. Luckily, by the time her birthday rolls around, Angie's gotten better at using her powers, and is able to avoid a lot of the pranks. Not all of them, though, so her birthday is still a bit rough.

Ma and Pa McGucket, as well as Angie's twin brother Lute, visit for Angie's birthday, which takes the edge off the pranks a bit.

Once Stan has his character development and snaps out of his bad boy behaviors, he helps to run interference to protect Angie from any pranks on her birthday, triggering some of the pranks himself. Is it because of his burgeoning crush on her? Perhaps. But he won't admit it. After they start dating, he says he's protecting her because they're dating, though.

Angie, as one of the top students, is allowed to leave campus on her birthday and go into town without an adult escort. Which she certainly does, because her family can't always visit on her actual birthday and typically just come by during the weekend closest to her birthday.

And...uh, that's all I've got right now. But since it's Angie's birthday, it might be nice to get some asks about her!

[weratebeanz]

Having a great day, someone steps on his tail.

2/10 rain on his parade, 10/10 rawr.

[beneviento-trash]

Angie as soon as Donna wakes up to tell her the kitchen is on fire:

[speedane]

Seeing a handful of people saying "I'd rather have Q than Evil Gaius sorry for shitting on MS1" in various platforms like Q is the only problem in MS1 lol

MS2 though is better than MS1 but the twist needs to be set up better. I would've accepted Gaius being evil if his motive is more aligned to his character although the writers are gonna deal with "then the EU/SD conflict is bullshit now that we know Gaius and Hyde are in cahoots with each other" now... but that's just my two cents