#/affectionate I love this bastard

[qu1nby]

next chapter Dazai is going to pull some shit like “oh I actually installed a metal plate under my forehead years ago for this exact situation!”

[sneez]

family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet

[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

caterpillar? more like cu. more like cunty. cuntypil. um.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"All right, I'll distract him, you sneak in."

The Librarians S02E07 And the Image of Image.

[setevulpo]

lovingly pointing out that the cat king did to edwin what edwin did to his cat

step by step, even. offered him something he wanted (even if only deep down), put a binding spell on him, then asked for something he wanted in exchange for freedom

obviously they wanted different things, but it's funny that the cat king just decided "let's copy paste the crime as the punishment"

[dialingoz]

[just-a-living-meat-thing]

MARTIN MY BELOVED

John: im not going to kill someone because you’re jealous

Martin: 🥺🥺🥺 why not????

[t4tstarrailing]

outside of the whole "waifu bait" accusations, something that's been irritating me is how desperately people want firefly to feel guilt over being SAM and how many people she's killed as SAM.

... and why? that literally wouldn't make any sense for her to have either of those traits.

for one, she was literally born and made to be a soldier that would die in a hopeless war. SAM, for all intents and purposes, was her coffin and has turned into her mobility aid. SAM isn't another person. Firefly is the one doing all the killing and, with how she was raised, that's just an expectation for her. like, she was literally bioengineered to be a killer and didn't expect to live as long as she did. so, no she isn't going to feel guilt over the people that she's killed because that's literally what she was born to do. she was born to kill people and other beings. she's a girl who just wants to live and experience a "normal life", whatever that may look like to her. yeah she's naive but that's literally because she was born to be a weapon, contributing to penacony's theme of "what does it mean to live".

she doesn't need to come to terms with the fact that she's killed a ton of people. she doesn't need to feel guilt. why aren't people expecting the same of blade, who has destroyed numerous ships and killed numerous people while chasing down Dan heng? why must firefly feel guilt over something that she was literally created to do, and knows no life outside of?

[ruanbaijie]

我是学堂大师兄，是这天下最接近先生的人。 I am the First Senior of the academy, the person in this world who is the closest to Mr Li.

TONG MENGSHI as JUN YU DASHING YOUTH 少年白马醉春风 (2024) 1.33-1.34

[playablekairi]

why were you digging? what did you bury? before those hands pulled me from the earth

[angrymac]

i just like him a normal amount

[astriefer]

We fail as a fandom if we don't talk more about the fact Alastair teaches Ari's pet parrot rude persian words (and will not be stopped even by a very tall person's opinion on the matter)

[evil-but-refined]

The best thing about liking a morally gray bastard of a character is being able to hype them up as a great person just for people to find out they've done atrocities not even gods can fathom

[alien-from-planet-zog]

My favorites (6/6)

[demento-mori]

So youre the bastard ive heard so much about

[nostalgia-tblr]

Hey do yous want to see my favourite bit from the first Thor film? It's this bit:

What's going on here? Why would anyone be standing behind that big gold pillar for any reason other than to slink out from behind it? There's nothing there! Not even the sinister shadows that I suspect were supposed to be on that part of the set.

Oh ho ho, here we go, here we goooooo!!!

Oh yeah, I absolutely 100% trust whatever this lad's about to say. That's the least shifty approach I've ever seen in my life. He barely even skulked.

Listen to him, Thor! I don't care what he's saying to you, it's definitely good advice whatever it is. See how he's leaning towards you in a completely un-conspiratorial manner, speaking quietly because he knows you're a sensitive type who gets nervous around loud noises. This is really good advice. You can tell because he looks so earnest.

Oh and here come some witnesses! I mean your friends!

You can safely ignore whatever he's saying now though, Thor. He's obviously got a bit intimidated by the success that lies ahead when you carry out this amazing plan that you've just come up with all by yourself after he suggested it.

Oof, he's very against you doing that thing that you're about to do! He's sooooo disappointed with the way this is going. He's just said it's madness! In a loud, clear voice that should have carried across the room quite well.

I wonder if any of the witnesses overheard that part of the conversation?

Aye. Aye, they did :)