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[explodingchaos]

WHOO put these silly pathetic queers IN MYYY MARIO MACHINIMA SHOW?!?

[infamous-if]

isn't it like 3am where you are???

[tildexart]

me n bonzo

[taddymason]

Nya from Ninjago is not a ninja. She has never been a ninja, and should never become a ninja. Nothing against women, but she has been the Samurai X for 5+ years. We all grew up with Nya and why would we let them change her for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a ninja, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree that Nya should stay as the Samurai X. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed, I will contact the new writer on instagram.

[canonically47]

why is every song romantic somehow. fuck you

[ya-boi-haru]

Ok I'm still not up-to-date with Bound, but I hear Vast is being an evil menace?

If any character is wondering how to defend against them... Vast is a magpie...

So just... you know...

*slides over zip ties*

[guttercoop]

cooper please draw me and my wife smooching i need it

No

[iguessimfished]

Im gonna sacrifice my guts for dimension! Gangle

[tai-janai]

weird stp au where youre saving/slaying the narrator

[hwljpg]

No, actually it’s short for Pimberly

that's his deadname don't say that

[ivan-alnst-official]

sir how do i become you

I’m not entirely sure you can BECOME me, but here are some steps on how to be like me!!:

Be gay

Be in a show where aliens are forcing you to compete by singing and the losers are killed

Fall in love with a guy who is in love with a girl. And to your crush’s dismay, that girl is dating another girl.

Criticize the girl your crush’s crush is dating for dying for her gf in Round 1. Why did she die? Because the two of them had to compete against each other in Round 1.

Watch your crush sing a song he wrote to his crush while his crush is angsting over her girlfriend’s death during Round 2. During this round, he kills a lower class alien and also doesn’t even give his opponent a chance.

Sing about how your crush is hopeless in Round 3 and win.

Watch your crush’s crush snap at the guy who is the fan favorite of the aliens for imitating her dead girlfriend. She loses the round.

Watch your crush fall into depression because his crush is missing and possibly dead.

Be forced to compete against your crush

Sing a duet with your crush while he’s angsting about his crush being missing/dead

When you notice your crush stopped singing, stop singing too.

Drop your microphone and walk over to your crush and grab him by the collar

Kiss your crush and then start “choking” him to lower your score and let him win.

Be shot down by the aliens as your crush seems to be willing to submit to you choking him

Fall and let go of your crush’s neck and smile at him while he looks at you in horror

[the-kingshound]

3.2% dear author we might have a winner soon or there's not enough readers to vote!:)

Fuck you all

[maxbruiser]

That skeleton irl you's face looks like that man face from Roblox. Who you tryna rizz up, Max?/j

you.

[r4bidcherry]

we all like toxic yaoi/yuri dipshit it came free with ur fucking being a total drama fan

[sister-lucifer]

bad news everyone me and @cryptidcircusco have to kill each other

[buwheal]

Watching y'all theory craft is hilarious. I'll say one of the possibilities was correct, but you'll have to wait to see which one.

Loki. Loki. When. When i get you. when i get your ass.