The more I walk around my house without my glasses on the more I realize that I would be fucked going into TWST without them bc I am blind AF and can’t even walk straight without them
Like can you imagine traveling into a world of magic and not being able to see??? Instant death
Trey: hey prefect!
Near-sighted!yuu: *turning around but can’t see shit* who?????
Trey: I’m literally standing right next to you…
Near-sighted!yuu: *squinting* OH! Hi Ace, wassup?
Trey: Okay… 1. I’m not Ace and 2. How in the Queen’s name have you survived this long?
NS!yuu: *steps on Leona’s tail* Oh god, a snake!
Leona: Oi, what the hell?!
NS!yuu: IT SPEAKS!?
Jamil tries to hypnotize them and it’s just pointless and endlessly infuriating.
Jamil: look into my eyes…
NS!yuu: sir I can’t even see your face how tf am I going to find your eyes?????
Jamil: HOW BLIND ARE YOU?!??
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Fellas, I think I know what's going to happen to q!Philza :^) .....
Just remembered that Phil wanted to make an insanity arc for his dsmp character during "The Hog Hunt " . When d!Philza was locked in his house by d!Tubbo and started to dig a giant hole under his L'Manberg house, but Techno rescued Philza really fast.
(ty whoever made a compilation of all Sad-ist dsmp animatics that just shook my memories)
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SUCCCESSSSSSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN SWEEEEPPP
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hello i think i need more short scenarios and hedcanon from ur NS!yuu please
Of course! I’m glad you enjoyed that little silly script so here you go (^_^) - GN
Near-sighted!Yuu Shenanigans Pt. 2
NS!Yuu, just waking up: Why the hell is my alarm fuzzy?
Grim, held by his face: LET ME GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT-!!
Crowley: Because I am so wonderfully generous, I will allow you to stay here as a member of the janitorial staff!
NS!Yuu: Yeah, sure, whatever. Do I get insurance?
Crowley: Uhm… yes?
NS!Yuu: Good, because if I had to pay for a new prescription without insurance I would burn this school down so quickly-
In Crewel’s Exam for the first time…
NS!Yuu: So you’re telling me I have to get every measurement correct or else I’ll cause an issue?
Crewel: Yes, even a gram off and you’ll fail the test
NS!Yuu, taking it as a challenge and taking off their glasses: b e t
Crewel will never have anyone else measure ingredients so exactly. The only perk of being near-sighted is that precision is so easy with your face an inch away from the scale :)
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Anyone who has written or tagged expressing interest in helping with MCNN- first of all hell yeah thank you, second of all we will get to you today!!
We just need to make sure we're prepared to like, double in headcount in a way that lets everyone help without crashing into each other 😅 sit tight!
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It’s like 4am I don’t know what to post
Anyway the David emoji
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.......still on the couch.
Huh.
oookay? Um. I'm going to finish the ramen just in case. uhh... i think he likes his like this
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