#<- whyd u even have one of those

[istherewifiinhell]

ohh smth else i can say quickly abt the good tf show. absolutely wild for this to be the third time/iteration im seeing wind.blade (all in a row infact) and its like. OH! oh wait! shes good. everyone else just sucked at writing her. okay. cool.

[tteokdoroki]

so jock yuuji and weird girl reader right? am i right?

weird girl who is the one who initiates any form of hostility. jocks arent jerks by defaults, yuuji definitely not. weird girl sees the world in popular / unpopular, uninteresting / interesting, pretty / meaningful, and general black / white thinking. extremes.

yuuji would just have no idea any of this is going on. like why is she mad at me. i wanted to ask her about the keychain on her bag. whyd she accept my follow request but not follow me back.

i love the dynamic of jaded reader x clueless blorbo!!! where they are both somewhat attracted to eachother the more they observe eachother around campus, but one pulls closer and the other pushes him away!!

jock yuuji def hangs out in the gymnasium instead of going to class btw. plays music out loud on his speakers thru the halls. if u even care. he carries around one of those big ass water bottles and he never got a backpack w him. just showing up to econ with nothing but a drawstring bag of ground down pencils and vibes

𖤐๋࣭ — JOCK BF!YUUJI ENTRY #9. first meetings.

about. a scenario in which the campus’ favourite jock lays eyes on his future freaky girlfriend for the first time.

warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact! sfw, fluff, meet cute, jock bf!itadori, weird gf + fem!reader.

imagine yuuji signing up to one of your classes and he kinda makes a fool of himself on the first day. like he shows up late because practice ran over, his laptop his dead and he doesn’t have a pen but your professor (and it’s taken like two years for you to have gotten on his good side) just lets it SLIDE !!! so you’ve already got your back up with yuuji — thinking he’s some dumb jock here to mess around in your class !!!

he takes the seat right next to you of course, introduces himself to you with a sunshine smile that keeps on burning even when you cut your eyes at him and ignore the poor guy. yuuji even goes as far as to ask you for a pen half way through the lecture — and your heart stops when your fingers brush as you pass one to him. he’s a stupid jock, you remind yourself, he’s probably just making fun of you.

the pink haired jock never leaves you alone after that day!! he says hi to you in the halls at dorms he visits or on the way to the library — his music playing obnoxiously through the speaker he carries even when the librarian politely tells him to quiet down.

yuuji sits with you at study cubicles every week even though you’ve made it clear that you don’t want anything to do with him — but he follows you on Instagram, and asks you for notes from your shared classes, texts you about the socials coming up (even though you never go to them). and even though you think that he’s annoying… itadori is charming in a way.

he’s good to his friends, knows all of his teachers by name, he even studies hard — despite you thinking that he doesn’t.

maybe you misjudged itadori, maybe you were a little too harsh.

maybe you’re starting to think better of him, and he can kind of tell when wave him over to sit next to you during class and lend him the same pen you gave him when you’d first met.

꒰ end. — all rights reserved © tteokdoroki 2024. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.

[toki-toro]

questions abt the man himself because i amn not jormal :3 ( sorry if the wording on any of these r strange!! >_< )

1. how was his relationship with mrs. afton, if she ever existed? how did they meet? did she ever find out that he was an absolutely horrible person? did their relationship go downhill? stuff like that :33c

2. did he ever have a favorite child? if so, how did he react when they died (if dave/lizzy)? did he treat his other kids differently after that? oh, and w the bite of 83; did william start to dislike michael???

3. how did william come up with the idea to start a pizzeria? esp with mascots! was it his idea or henry’s (if they were working together at that time)? what made him choose to be a rabbit?? :-)

4. why did he start killing people??? like; this is a REALLY interesting question for different interpretations!! if you think that charlie was the first, why would he do that? esp when that’s his business partner’s daughter

5. trying to squeeze one more question out of my brain; how was his life growing up? did he have a good family? was he a quiet child? was he rebellious? was he raised in the uk? and if so, whyd he move 2 utah??

feel free to pick and choose whatever u want 2 answer!!!! hes a super interesting character 2 me and i understand what it’s like to have silly ourple guy brainrot (i heavily relate…. .) have a gr8 day!!!! ^_^

WOAH TY for the many questions

1.) I’m gonna be so fr I have only thought about his wife for a total of 0.2 seconds (do people still hc Ballora as having her soul erm). Anywho ummmmm I imagine she’s completely out of the picture when it comes to her family; there’s been barely any mentions or references to her in any of the games anyways. Given William’s track record, I wouldn’t have a hint of surprise if he off’d her at some point and went ‘oopsie sorry kiddos your mom died, guess im a single father now’.

Or maybe they got into a messy divorce (she might’ve found out about some really weird shit behind the scenes regarding her husband) and the kids see her or him on the weekends. Most likely the latter theory☝️

2.) Oh absolutely Elizabeth was the favourite child. He actually gave enough of a darn to warn her about Baby and drag her away from the animatronic whenever he could (he didn’t want another bite of 83 incident but you saw how that went). Dave/Evan is runner up, and Michael is dead last. Idk why, I just think that’s funny. It’s probably canon too. Despite William’s favouritism ,Michael still has some respect for his dad (judging by his speech in sister location) and I think that’s sweet. I don’t think William reciprocates those feelings

(Not answering 3 idk anything about Henry sorry lol. I need to refresh myself on the lore sometime)

Mashing 4 and 5 togetherr

Taking inspiration from irl serial killers, I would imagine William has always had a fascination with anatomy, mortality and animals. And thus he experimented with all three of those factors during his childhood. It’s very, VERY common for serial killers to explore their initial curiosities with small animals before ramping up to people. And with William building several animal themed robots and even cosplaying as one of them for funzies, the animal theory makes sense to me I think

(Okay I had like three paragraphs here talking about rabbits but I’m cutting it short. He especially likes rabbits because they’re silly and he relates to that)

And with how he was raised by his parents, William was most likely emotionally neglected when he needed it most. Might’ve had some weird anxiety disorders that made it hard for him to get the attention he desired from others that his family wasn’t providing. But the anxiety stuff got suppressed when he got older

His first kill could’ve been a shrimple accident, maybe taking out his bottled up emotions he had since childhood on some rando kid yknow. Maybe he grabbed the kid’s arm a little too hard and made it snap, maybe he didn’t mean to grab their face so tight to shut them up that he ended up asphyxiating them. Maybe woah the knife slipped out of his hand and into someone what woahhh how did that happened , William you klutz. Lots of different possibilities. And then he just spiralled. I think Charlie would be William’s first kill that was involved directly with Fazbear. There’s no way he went 30-40 years without killing at least one person prior to Fazbear, come on now let’s not get ridiculous

Oh and he probably moved to America bc that’s where animatronic attractions were really popping off at the time. I think. I’m literally just guessing that fact , but all the restaurant chains w animatronics I know were from North America so 💥🦅💥🦅💥💥🦅🦅💥🦅🦅

[simpslut1]

Hawks when younger used to go to the corner of the room whenever he was yelled at or was scared, he'd curl up against the wall facing it and let his wing hug him while he grips onto the small Endeavour squishy.

It was almost an everyday thing. Baby keigo getting scolded and him getting in the corner. As of that corner was his safe place.

Tho as the years pass by, the scoldings stopped, the "new life" began and he actually started to enjoy his freedom.

One day he met dabi, work or not they did became close, both starting to get comfortable around each other, staying the nights, sleeping in, breakfast in bed and alot of sex. Alot. Rip to the neighbours. Cause this birb chirps in pleasure.

Tho, one night, dabi and hawks got into a pretty hefty argument, screaming back and forth, being sarcastic just to piss the the other off, when dabi stormed towards him in rage, obviously not about to be physical since clearly he went through that himself, he'd never raise hands at anyone without a good reason, such as fights, but keigo? No matter what, he rather burn his arm off than to put them on Kei.

But Keigo doesn't know that, watching dabi marching upto him reminded him back to his so called father, who used to be abusive. Getting those flashbacks he quickly went to that room's corner, curling up crouching down, hands to his head as a cover and and wings acting like his safety blanket.

Dabi immediately stopped his steps, watching Keigos moves, wondering what and why he did that, confused he slowly walked upto him, slid down beside the almost trembling bird, back against the wall and sighed.

"You should know I'd never hurt you", Dabi whispered, not touching keigo yet, just yet, even tho his whole soul and body wants to hug the living shit out of him.

"Whyd...why did u come after me like that?"

Keigo whispered, his voice shaky, clearly scared, something dabi rarely witnesses.

Cursing at himself Dabi slowly raised his hand to pet Keigos head, tracing and playing with those golden locks,

"Saw a video of a couple...arguing then the boyfriend kisses her and...she wasn't mad anymore... thought to try it"

Yes, Dabi was blushing at this point, even tho he never imagined he'd blush, or even if he did it won't show up due to the burn scars.

Hearing that keigo slowly turned his head towards the man beside him, not stopping the pats, eyes teary,

"....couple?"

"Shut up. It was some experiment i wanted to try", he huffed and grumbled

Kei finally let out a chuckle, pulling his head up rubbing the tears that welled up as he shook his head

"Dumbass...i thought you'd-"

"Hit? Kei...i know I'm a villian and...whatever but, i vowed to never become like Endeavour towards my moved ones, to those who i care about."

Dabi cut him off before frowning, not at keigo, but at the thought of him harming keigo physically, in an abusive way.

Kei just stared at this man, so dearly and closely listening to him

"I'm not really sure why..you reacted this way but..i also kind of know why you did that ...so all I'm going to say is...relax. I'm not *Him*. I'll never be them keigo."

They way dabi sounded, so sincere and...warm. keigo knew he wasn't lying. He trusted him.

Keigo smiled before turning, now his back facing the wall just like Dabis, them both being close to each other, shoulders touching

"So...couples huh"

Kei chuckled as Dabi rolled his eyes scratching his head

"So? So what? Huhhh?"

Keigo just smiled before leaning towards him, placing his soft lips against a bit rougher ones, This kiss was anything like those hungry wild ones that was done just to have sex. This was heavenly, it was sweet, smooth, which they took time in memorizing every corner of each other's mouth. They both found something they never imagined finding.

Home.

[clonehub]

Episode 4 of the bad batch!

Wrecker will occasionally make a good point but they make him deliver it in Comic Relief Voice so it sounds annoying automatically

Pls why are omega and wrecker smiling at each other like this

Why are u playing part of the theme sorry it literally doesn't mesh like ever it's just so damn like. Loud. As a song.

I wonder where they get money from

Fennecs ship looks cool I love the engine stack

Crying at how pale hunters arms are ik he can't help it but like good lord man

This is one of those eps where everyone's a lil dumb and clueless (not in a bad way)

Pantoras quite a mixed planet

I don't have a huge issue with comic relief Charactwrs I know they're kind of inevitable but I don't like how they've written wrecker

Ah yes one of the most dehumanizing moments for Echo. I've already written how a better version of it would go down in which pretending to be a droid would have been his idea from the start and also it was generally funnier. But this scene itself is funny bc dudes not even moving like a droid in the slightest. Just because Echos got a lot of metal in his body doesn't mean he's comparable to a droid :/

Why'd they put makeup on fennec

So that dude didn't see echos gun lmao

I think part of why I was surprised that omega called the batch her brothers in a later ep is because she's been calling them her friends p consistently so far

Omegas sweet for that offer but baby girl she would kill all the bad batch if she had to 😭

I wonder how tall omega is

Pls fennec is so cool

Why does Tech call it his ship actually

Still wish they'd given echo an actual hand

I wonder why they make the torsos lean so much when they make characters run

PLEASE whyd he pick her up like that 😭

NAUR THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY WITH THIS

Pls this lil droid w it's lil legs

Pls omega has some insane grip insane grip strength. And a five head now that I think about it

Okay so that guy's dead right

Crying bitches just going flying left and right

I kinda feel bad for Wrecker actually

I wonder how wrecker was able to just run through the city without folks being confused lmao

See Wreckers right like don't scare her but also he's almost exclusively written w the intention of comic relief in like. A v blatantly racist way so

[ayatoscupid]

💫💫💫 please please! (i'd love a fun fact about ayato, i actually don't know a whole lot about him yet!)

AGH!!!! my beloved, my #1 !! i will 100% talk abt him and give u all the deets (maybe not all of them . but ill give u deets)

ill put it under cut bc this is LONG!! and will be a lotta observation and speculation bc we dont get a lot of ayato other than from festival events 🥹 hoyoverse whyd u give us such an interesting man n not have him show up more!!!! now ppl think hes boring!!!!! >:( its ok lol more for me

but Anyway!! one of the most notable things youll learn about ayato is his views on loyalty: he is ALL about loyalty. not just for others’ loyalty towards him, but his loyalty towards others as well. this man has nothing but pure dedication towards the clan n the commission, willing to do Anything for the benefit of his clan and those he deems worthy of his loyalty. u see this when u find out he had a hand in helping kazuha escape, and that he smuggled the watatsumi army into tenshukaku for his sister

he is also a Very observant and cunning man- his plans in irodori fes were to unveil to kazuha and ayaka the truth about the raiden gokaden (he knew what happened when scara was in the warehouse to scour thru kaedehara belongings), and from this current event [SPOILER ALERT!!!] he knew about the yokai who set up akitsu yuugei and held the test of courage to help them get people to play it (which is so sweet!! honestly!!). its like he has eyes all over inazuma- which, with the shuumatsuban, he probably does

which is why i Constantly think about how terrifying it would be if he was your enemy

he may be all polite and sweet to save face- he is a man high up in the hierarchy, after all- but official works have told us time and time again that he is NOT afraid to use underhanded techniques to get his way, or to do what he feels is right, and there is a Lot more to him than he shows. it’s honestly great that he seems to be a “good guy” morally and that we’re friends with him- if he were an enemy i think we’d have a very different view on him

(ngl? controversial opinion. he has the same voice actors as otto from honkai for a reason- there r similarities here ok. HGKRBFKRJFJ i hate otto tho 😔)

a man who, after losing his parents, rose to bring his clan up from the absolute brink of collapse and made it not only in a stable position- but in the tri-commission is 100% not to be messed with. he is smart, tactful and cunning, and he always has something up his sleeve to turn the tables in his favour.

‘"What exactly is he up to?" is usually what people are thinking after all is said and done.

However, now that everyone has a piece of that pie, perhaps what is on Kamisato Ayato's mind isn't so important.’

this Always rings in my head whenever i think deeper into ayatos character. it was what first intrigued me to him honestly- i fell in love with him after seeing his burst (ik.. not immune to pretty man.. lol) but i already thought he was interesting from his official introduction. n god he rly is!!!! and i wanna see more of it!!!! both in irodori and this festival i was always 🤯 whenever i find out the true motive behind ayato’s plans. he’s so SMART and SNEAKY!!!!

ik its easy to think of ayato as a handsome, loyal, cheeky but sweet family man bc that’s how he’s written as ingame- the writers r usually in favour with most charas’ good sides than more nuanced writing (they changed this up heavily w/ scara, which i Really appreciate) so it’s no surprise that ayato was written like this as well (that and the heavy npc focus in his sq- i liked it but i get why others didnt LOL)

but! lets not forget how constantly we’re reminded of how crafty and mischievous he can be :squint: and lets not forget how lucky we are to be on his good side LMAO

oh god ok this was SUUUUPER long. i think im done. i just love him. if he showed up more this wld be even longer. maybe i shld thank hyv he doesnt show up that often cries

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#5

Hes an octopus,,, he's genuinely kinda stupid,, his found family named him,,,, we call him scary smile veemo,,, he's bisexual,,,, he's transgender,,,,, he'd kill for his found family,,,, he's in love with a p.e teacher,,, he has multiple teenagers and the government trying to kill him at all times,,,, he can change colors depending on his mood like a mood ring,,,,, and he's my babygirl,,,,

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ITS WHAT THE FUCK FRIDAY!!!

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#3

L + ratio + My heart was stolen by a blind pickpocket + In the deep city streets in the summer of 2012 + And I never even saw her face + My dreams were shattered like a stained glass window + Jesus in Pieces! I believe I threw a brick right through Him + But my memory could not be saved + It just seems unlikely that it's me who was to blame + So I bookmark my DSM + cause I need to remember my place

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#2

Somebody needs to make a comic or animation where Marie insults octavio or sum in the splatoon 2 boss fight and he just says "nice opinion. One small issue. I fucked ur grandpa." Or sum like that and Marie just stares at him and he says " whyd ya think u had those eyelashes" [Or whatever they're called idk the thing that octolings have around their eyes]

"IM RELATED TO UR ASS????"

"Hahh yeah"

Then Marie does that thing where an image just fades away and it ends

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My #1 post of 2022

Ive seen ppl do this so screw it if this gets 20k notes I'll read homestuck, the whole thing

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[beaniebitch69]

i am not debating you on why ppl who openly talk about wanting to fuck children and rape dogs should have warning post made about them, you are genuinely demented if you think liking arm pits is the same as having fetishes for toddlers and using code speech just to talk about those fetishes, if u wanna defend them so bad go join the group my post are soley to keep them out of my circles

no one would even know those ppl Or that they have those fetishes if u didnt make those posts. r u neo? boooo bro whyd u block me >:(!? jk its ur internet space u gotta curate it how u want, but like... dont u think all that (and this actually) is a little much? since they openly talk abt that shit whyd u have to go and make posts abt them, forever staining ur blog with evidence of them talking abt fucking toddlers and raping dogs? like anyone who looks at their blogs would be grossed out and leave, so why do u Need to make sure even the ppl who never would run into them know abt them? like its one thing to dm a friend who u know is sensitive abt that stuff to warn them if u see they reblogged from them, and another to go out of ur way screenshoting and saving stuff that makes u gag so that u can be justified in using ur Big Boy Authoritarian voice and unequivocally call them "Bad People" to an audience of braindead pussies wholl go and harass those u just put a target on. and theyve (uve) done it b4 so feigning ignorance is futile.

if ur not debating me whats the point in sending these asks? i assume the others were u too. if ur not reading my response or engaging with me then what r u doing on my blog? why r u typing all this out?

how abt the next time u feel the need to tell all ur followers abt someone who they dont even know exists and their openly talked abt fetishes u just jack off to pickle rick, block the gross fetishist, and then go reblog from an Approved™ blogger. that would save everyone a lot of trouble.

or it would just save u from having to do all this, is ur blood pressure high :( from all of the stress :( of talking abt things that disgust u :( with people who disgust u :( again and again and again and again :(

[arkhamknightz]

in sickness, and in health

↳ in which, sometimes loves a little too strong.

pronouns: they/them

warnings: major character death, hanakahi disease, blood, throw up mention, slight gore i guess? throwing up flowers, flower petals and mention of plant growing in lungs, angst, hurt, unhappy ending yasss!! (i could do a part 2 with a happier ending if anyone would like me to do so)

notes: im a sucker for hanahaki au's, so i thought it would be cool to write one for andrews spider-man! i hope u all enjoy this as much as i have writing it :)) and side note, i wrote all of this while i was at school so it may be a bit bad but i'm still really excited to share this with u all anyways :D crush culture part 2 is gonna be posted later on tonight! so be ready for that aswell

part 2 here!!

one look at him and your stomach erupted with butterflies. you knew it was wrong. god you knew you shouldn't have fallen for that stupid stupid smile, or those stupid pretty eyes or his stupid voice. you shouldn't have fallen for peter parker. you knew you could never stay just friends with him. maybe that's why it hurt so much. knowing there would never be a time where you would be happy with him.

you were happy for peter when he met gwen. but slowly he started blowing you off. he stopped showing up to movie night, he stopped talking to you in the hallways and he stopped hanging out with you all-together. you never knew what you'd been doing wrong until you realized.

gwen. he'd ditched you for gwen. you should've expected it really, but you never thought it would go this far. graduation rolled around and you still hadn't spoken to peter since he met gwen. you knew peter was spider-man. he was terrible at hiding it. but you wish you would've found out from him, instead of watching a news clip of him a few days after he'd made his suit. so it hurt a lot as you watched him fight-crime, knowing he didn't come to you anymore, or maybe it was the fact that he didn't come to you at all to patch his wounds. he went to her instead.

he didn't need you. anymore. he had gwen! and you were happy! so. incredibly. happy. you were happy he found someone! you were happy that he was happy. but god why weren't you enough? whyd he have to leave as soon as he found something better? he didn't even speak to you at graduation, but aunt may did. she could tell something had gone on. everytime she asked peter how you were he always responded with he wasn't sure, and would leave to go to gwen's house.

she asked how you'd been, and apologized for what had been going on with peter. truth be told she always thought the both of you would end up together, as cliche as it sounded. but she knew you were perfect for eachother.

you didn't know when the flowers started to grow, but it felt like vines were suffocating you and you let out a loud cough. eyes widening as you saw crimson colored petals in your hand. red orchids. covered in blood. it looked a little like peters suit, and that's when you lost it.

loud sobs were leaving your mouth. why'd he leave you? were you really that replaceable? you cleaned off your hands and strolled over to your computer, hanahaki disease? oh you've gotta be kidding me. they got a whole disease for this thing? you let out a dry chuckle. of fucking course. you read out the article.

'the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.'

surgically removed? was it worth it? loosing everything you've felt for peter? you've felt this way for years why was this only starting now? questions ran through your head and you began to feel sick again, running to the toilet to throw up. toilet bowl painted red and you watched as heaps of flower petals came out your mouth. how much time would you have left? there were so many questions.

-

it had been months since you've spoken to peter. the knowledge of gwen passing last night made you feel sick. was peter feeling alright? what had happened? you attended her funeral that week and held in your coughs, throwing up under a tree outside the cemetery when it all got too much. bloody petals littering the grass.

"y/n?" peters voice was scratchy and quiet. you wiped your mouth and turned around. heart breaking at the sight of peter in such a disheveled state. you opened your arms and he wrapped his arms around your waist. letting out a loud cry. you rubbed a hand on his lower back as he cried. he opened his eyes and was about to pull away until he saw the flower petals on the floor. he decided to stay quiet and hold onto you for a while longer. questions could be asked another time.

-

peter was surprised you kept coming over, not expecting you to let go of how he had acted so quickly. you had always interrupted him with a quick "peter shut up it's fine really" every-time he had tried to bring it up. of course he didn't believe you. he knew you were hurt. but he was too ashamed to say anything about it anyways, so he never spoke about it.

things between the both of you definitely weren't the same, while you were over peter hardly tried to speak. occasionally butting into a conversation you and aunt may were having or quietly asking you about what you'd been reading. you didn't mind the silence, you understood why he'd been so quiet. but you could hear the flowers, moving around, growing, dying. and it drove you crazy.

you and peter were sitting in his room, peter was lying in bed facing the wall before you started to feel sick. you ran to the bathroom quickly locking the door and throwing up. peter shot out of bed and knocked on the door. not knowing the level of severity on the inside.

"hey- y/n is everything alright?" you stared in horror as you saw full orchid flowers covered in deep red blood, so much that it almost seemed black. leaves and stems falling out with them.

"i'm fine peter!

you weakly responded with a yes, and threw up once more. an entire orchid plant emerging from the water. a flower still attached to the soft stem, roots completely covered in red.

oh god

what were you supposed to do?

peter jiggled the knob again. you flushed the toilet quickly and rinsed out your mouth, opening the door for peter. he looked at you, eyes drowning in worry. "are you okay?" you nodded, voice weak. "i'm- i'm fine peter please just let it go"

a large sense of guilt washed over peter. had you been sick this whole time? were you hiding something from him? you pushed your way past him and grabbed your stuff. "i have to go- i have to clean and stuff- i'm just gonna-" you kept pausing between your words, pushing away the urge to throw up and you quickly ran out the house before he could respond.

-

god you hated doing this. you hated that you were here right now. writing a silly little letter to peter about how much you loved and cared about him.

you decided to stop seeing him. for your own sake and his. he needed to heal. and you needed to distance yourself from him in hopes of the sickness washing away.

you laid in bed. the silence in your room making the sound of your lungs louder. it was like you could hear the plants mocking you. mocking the fact that you were laid in bed on your side waiting for death, or waiting for relief to come knocking on your door.

-

2 days. it took peter 2 days to come and visit you. he knocked on your window, your curtain covering any view he had of inside. your window was locked for the first time. he couldn't get in.

he moved over to the window to your living room. pulling it open and he moved through your apartment. the smell of flowers running through the house. it smelt good, it smelt like home.

he knocked on your bedroom door and went to push it open. finding the door locked aswell. he grabbed the key to your bedroom that you'd given him in case you'd fallen asleep without unlocking your door for him to come in.

peter fell back in horror as he saw the scene in front of him. you still laid in your side. blood and flower petals staining the floors and the side of your bedsheet. tears filled peters eyes, a loud sob leaving his body as he watched you lay slowly breathing.

you hardly moved your mouth. if peter hadn't had good hearing he wouldn't have heard you say "hey pete" he rushed over to your side. "y-y/n what happened?" you let out a small laugh, coughing up more petals onto the floor. "i guess i loved a little too hard pete" he looked at you in confusion.

"there's a letter-," you let out a cough, gasping for air. "on- on my desk"

he rushed over to your desk, grabbing a letter addressed to him. "y-y/n come on this- this isn't funny please tell me this is some sort of sick joke-" he let out a sob as he took another look at you, you were pale and your chest was raising up and down at a fast pace.

"pete- pete listen to me. i love you okay? none of this was your fault. it was m- mine for not saying anything. it was mine for not doing anything about this. i love you alright?" peter shook his head. cradling you in his arms. "please- god please don't leave me please i cant do this without you-." you cut him off, "no no don't say that, yes you can. you've never needed me peter- i needed you. you've done so well without me- and" you felt yourself struggle to talk.

so you coughed and coughed. peter frantically trying to figure out what was wrong and what you had meant. 'what wasn't his fault?' 'what was going on?' 'what do you mean he never needed you of course he did. you were his best-friend!'

"y/n ive always needed you- god i always will. what do you mean i was doing alright without you-" "gwen." he almost didn't hear you. your voice cracking in a whisper. his face paled at the name. everything hit him. the looks he didn't seem to notice in the hallways while he was with her. the pained look on your face everytime he walked her to class and kissed her goodbye before he left. oh my god you loved him.

you loved him and he pushed you away because he thought you would never feel the same.

he was too late. you died that day, and so did the butterflies. along with any other hope peter had left inside of him. if only he wasn't so selfish and pushed you away, if only he hadnt chickened out and asked you on a date in highschool before him and gwen had met. he carefully read the letter, blood splatters on the page from he assumed was you coughing. he felt sick. you died in his arms. peter carefully opened the letter, still beside you as he cried. he began to read through his blurry eyes.

"hey pete.

i know your wondering what may be going on. i was too when it first started all those months ago."

months? this had gone on for months and you didn't say anything? he wiped his tears and continued reading.

"there's a tab open on my computer, the password is your birthday. everything will be explained there but i want you to know this isn't your fault at all. i chose not to get the surgery.

i chose not to tell you because it felt selfish. telling you i would die if things didn't go the right way and you just lost gwen. now i see why me not saying anything was a terrible idea aswell but hey! i'll be alright. i'm just sorry me not telling you could result... poorly.

thank you for everything over the past years. it was amazing watching you grow, watching you save the city. you keep swinging around new-york for me and saving people. i'm so proud of you. and i love you so so much.

take care of may for me. and take care of those orchids i left at your house. it's a little ironic isn't it. asking you to take care of the very thing that's killing me.

but take it as something to remember me by, think of it as a symbol i'll always be here for you. i'll always look after you peter.

see you later <3"

so he sat and opened your computer. a billion thoughts running through his mind as he read through. loud cries leaving his lips.

he called an ambulance, staying beside you as he waited. running his hand through your hair as tears streamed down his face.

he didn't regret dating gwen. he just wished things could've went differently. he wished he stopped avoiding you when they got together, he wished he took a picture with you at graduation, he wished he told you about him being spider-man instead of finding out on your own. he wished he kissed you that night in middle school. he wished he could've told you he loved you back, and he always did.

[izchone]

enhypen as random aesthetic things they would do!

genre: fluff, crack, platonic

info: these are all hcs! ,, as u can clearly tell, im fr fresh out of ideas ,, tw: mentions of food

HEESEUNG! folding clothes fresh out of the laundry near a bright window. i don’t know okay i literally dont know. i just feel like he would do this. like i can see it happen in my head just like him folding all the clothes neatly in a pile and having the fresh laundry scent spread on his own clothing😕

JAY! making scrapbooks. probz makes those grungy kind of scrapbooks. i see him decorating the borders of the pictures with stickers and writing random footnotes on each page. he would probably write ‘niki almost fell on this balcony!’ with a drawn arrow pointing at a very blurry niki with a drawn mustache on his face.

JAKE! watering plants in a garden while running laps with his dog. THIS IS SO CUTE IM SAD. like he would just be like watering his (or probz his moms idk) garden and then layla just keeps jumping on him while he does it and then he puts the watering can on the ground and chases her around. im sad now

SUNGHOON! looking over jays scrapbooks and criticizing them. is this even aesthetic🤨 anyways he would totally do this im not even joking he would be like “whyd you put such an ugly picture of me in there” LMAO BYE he would also criticize his decorating skills and then jay would say like “wtf just do it yourself then🙁”

SUNOO! painting clay. he would literally paint each clay figure so intricately. like he would be painting one of those clay dishes for jewelry or even just a paperweight or something and boy will TAKE HIS TIME TO PAINT EVERY CREVASSE. and then the finished product would be on everyones rob list

JUNGWON! decorating his own pcs. THIS IS SO IMAGINABLE. he will go all out on his pcs; fun stickers, a high quality pc sleeve and a well decorated pc binder. he would have dividers by era too. maybe jay would pass by him and join him as well. since all of what jungwon has are his own pcs, jay would probz decorate one badly HELP

NIKI! making desserts. now his recipes aren’t always correct but he sure does take the time and effort to present them nicely. favorite dessert he makes is brownies. will serve anything to jungwon. he’ll be like ‘yum!’ and then would spit it out when he leaves. IM JUST KIDDING IT PROBZ TASTED GOOD

[offical-ranter]

SPOILERS FOR MS. MARVEL

ok guys i expected this show to be pretty average.. nope. it was great. just 1 episode in and its already one of my favorite marvel shows. heres a bit of my thoughts on it -its so cool to see more representation. im not Muslim or Pakistani so i cant say anything about those aspects (tho im sure u could find stuff about it online from those more knowledgeable) other than its great to see other cultures and languages in a production like this. and like MoonKight they had what i assume to be cultural music, which was also rlly cool -ITS SO RELATABLE! LIKE SKDFJSGS;, i dont have the words. the fact that she daydreams all day about being a superhero, doodles during class, is a literal fangirl, and has parents who doesnt understand what she likes, is. so. relatable. this is the most ive ever seen myself in a marvel character, which is kinda the point of the show. but still. i was watching her talk about making her cosplay and looking at fanart and its just, i do those things. i have marvel shirts and dream about going to cons. the amount of, just feeling, i felt when her mom completely shut down her plan to go to AvengerCon is just, immense. like wow, so many ppls parents judge their kids for the things they like. the scene where Kamala tried to put something around her hips after her mom told her the outfit was too skimpy or tight (without even seeing it i might add) was something i just immediately felt. she didnt even need to monologue about why she felt the need to do it, i could instantly understand based on her action and expression. i cant put into words how this feels like a show that just gets us -her friendship with Bruno (im still not over that song why would u do this to me Disney). its so accurate to how friendship is and its so wholesome to watch. Kamala feeling out of place in school and being quite to meeting with Bruno and talking about the con? thats great, thats the friendships i wanna see. there was no romance, tho there may be based on the look they shared on the roof, but im surprisingly open to it. i usually never like romance in action based shows but they understand each other so well. their struggles and dreams, like even if their love is just platonic its still there. and i love to watch it (not to mention its the literal perfect superhero partner dynamic, the one who fights and the one in the chair) -the directing. ive had a lot of problems with Disney directing as of late (cough cough Boba Fett) but marvel shows have always been fine. WandaVision was rlly unique in its idea, so was Hawkeye, but none have stood out in just plain directing so far. until this. theres no weird shaky camera for no reason, no weird up close face shots (im looking at u The Falcon and the Winter Soldier), nothing like that. just good camera work and going 100% with the theme. the drawings coming to life on the walls and their texts becoming signs and Kamala's planning being animated/drawn. its like spider-verse and i love it. it seems so true to her character and the vibe of the show. reminds me of a movie i think exists where some guy in high school has the ability to make the things he draws real, but im not sure if i just made that up lol -references. some ppl call them easter eggs but either way their great. like me tell u i was screaming whenever i saw something from the greater mcu. even before the show started i noticed how MoonKight is now in the intro logo. there was a lot but some things i remember r the og captain america song at the con, the drawing mentioning his ass, also at the con, the trust a bro truck and original ms. marvel design as art during the end credits. im sure there was more and im kinda disappointed im not remembering them after just watching it -the mysteries. whyd the bracelet (idk if thats what its called but for now bracelet) give her powers? who r the ppl in the end scene (i dont think any other marvel show has had an end scene first ep)? will her old friend refriend her? OMG SHE STILL HAS THE POWER TO EXTEND HER LIMBS?? BUT NOW ITS LIKE CRYSTALS???

[wonuuoo]

posting here bc no ones here :)

eaj is just so full of shit. i miss jae of day6. idc how badly he wants to shed that apparent image of him, i can still miss the idea of him.

ever since he started streaming, his personality has just gotten worse. not saying that twitch caused it bc some of the ppl he interacts w seem like p good people. but before jae left jype and day6, when he took breaks, hed just use that time to stream on twitch. no, i cant police what he wants to do on break. yes, i can criticize that if u want a real break, you need to step away fm social media.

hes said other things on twitch streams that have gotten him some heat already (i can think of 3 off the top of my head and i dont even actually follow him) not all 3 situations were actually reflective of specific problematic behavior, but all 3 are def in the literal sense controversial and continue to aggravate his problems with social media, misunderstandings, and "cancel culture"

cancel culture is in quotes bc while cancel culture hurts those who are falsely accused and is also mentally draining to go thru, clearly he hasnt ever been actually cancelled bc he still has a decent following

hes been talking abt how toxic social media is, how tired he is of being misconstrued, and how important the impact of ppls words are, yet here we are, dealing with a problem that embodies all three of those ideas in such a terrible way.

going thru the video and apology of his comments abt jamie tho.

whyd he have to wait to be out of kpop (which he time and time again complains abt its "sanitation" and "manufacturered" nature,* thereby implying that the following statement is a more objective/unfiltered opinion)

he knew this was smth that would get him in trouble (tho i doubt he had the foresight to realize just how much trouble) he knew "thot" wasnt a particularly kind word** based on how much he kept laughing, goading the viewer to snitch on him, knowing how upset jamie was going to get, then flipping back to not wanting to get in trouble and already envisioning how u need to defend urself and how twitter will react***

the notes app apology and tagging jamie. while the public does not know what is happening in private (ie him reaching out privately and settling the matter (i think if he did reach out privately he should've mentioned that he did (attempt to) settle this privately first and that this is the public apology to address the situation)) his public apology still looks terrible. the twt itself is just an @ and a screenshot, so the twt only shows up on the second tab. he literally says "i feel terrible for making jamie feel the way she does" which while is a start, he never goes on to say 'im sorry for using a hurtful word, specifically "thot" to describe jamie'. "friendly banter" my ass how was that comment supposed to be banter if she wasnt even there to actually "banter"/defend herself. "in no way was i referencing any kind of physical behavior or energy" lmao he literally went on to "mock defend" himself in the event jamie went to approach him

he goes on to defend and compliment her on his stream but very quickly makes a slight at her (speaking on how 'vocally jamie is a demon (amazing and unparalleled) but "image-wise? *shakes head and looks away*° idk bro"') like the juxtaposition of praising her and then going but on this front... shrug :eyeemoji: clearly demonstrates contextual contrast he wanted to make

video quote: "i shouldn't have said that (calling jamie a thot) it wasn't worth it"

*truly hate his stance on this bc we all know kpop is messy and the only ppl who strictly hold this standpoint dont rlly know anything abt the industry

**also if u dont fully understand a word, dont use it. do some research. if youre going to hide behind the excuse of not knowing what it means, ur fully in the wrong for using it. even if he used baddie instead, he clearly had the intent to ridicule someone who wasnt there to defend themselves in order to get a reaction. also he himself didnt take it as a compliment when his own "friends" called him a thot

***he says how twitter will respond w how jae is just bitter and is thot-shaming. and honestly yeah he does sound bitter when u compile all the times hes mentioned kpop to stay relevant

°it could theoretically be assumed that he looked away to fix his set up

honestly i feel so bad for the rest of day6 and all the fans who defended him thinking hes better than this. its such an embarrassment thinking hes the same person he used to be. hes obviously changed. he went fm someone who tried his best to someone who keeps tacking bad press to them.

while ik he doesnt technically owe day6 or jype anything, i can still be disappointed in the degradation of his morals.

anyway thats my brain dump idk what else to add if ill add more later

[kvgs]

doing this months later out of boredom and only doing three characters bc i’m lazy

gender neutral :)

Jirou, Bakugou and Denki’s private snapchat stories (what they post and what they’re called)

ok i ACTUALLY think he would name his story

…”future pro hero” or “fuck off”

wouldn’t have the whole class on it but like you and the bakusquad,,,deku.

will not use it for like a week and then spam it with random tik toks.

it’s like tik toks or the ugliest pictures of you istg

not bc you’re ugly but bc you’ll be doing random faces or shit and suddenly *click*

“katsuki take those off your story”

“like 6 people see it y/n you’ll live”

a meme sometimes.

almost never posts on his main unless it’s like your birthday or he wants to take a nice photo of a park on his jog and it doesn’t even say happy birthday it’s just a nice picture of you guys

probably posts mirror selfies after training or working out

denki probably swipes up and flirts w him to fuck with him and like call him daddy or some shit as he’s cackling in his dorm

it’s called “:)”

she couldn’t think of anything and neither could you to be fair

so many nice pictures of you on there

she just loves taking pictures of you cuddling her or playing w her guitar

speaking of, she probably posts guitar videos on there but hides her face :(

she posted a singing video one time and immediately regretted it bc she was too embarrassed

“babe whyd u delete your singing video”

:// “too embarrassed”

>:(

videos of her and the others fucking around 100%

memes and tik toks like everyone else

lots of those “me n who” memes but she’ll caption it and just tag ur @ in it

post like a selfie a month MAYBE if we’re lucky

“meme central 😏”

goddamnit he’s not wrong bc he just spams memes when he can’t sleep

random videos that god only knows how he found or those low quality ones

posts his own tik toks bc they’re so funny 🥶

so many selfies of him doing the fuckboy face and making his friends do it and posting it

makes you do it and posted it

he posts photos of you sleeping ???

“denki that’s weird why do you have to post them”

“bc you were drooling”

????

mina constantly takes his phone and takes a picture for the story and tags herself even though everyone has her added ???

has videos of him training and will post random clips from it

has videos of him attempting to do gymnastics on his bed and he ended up falling off the bed in one

jump scares you a lot for no reason and posts the videos

doesn’t really take selfies unless you’re in it or he put on new eyeliner

[mitchelljoni]

2, 5, 17, 24

OMG hey!!!<3

2. name a movie that makes you genuinely laugh.

SUCH a good question omg. love this. one thing about me is i AM an easy laugh so like. there are so many but rn i think theres a couple that come to mind....funny girl genuinely makes me giggle. when barbra streisand comes down the stairs and shes got that pillow under her shirt...i am the beautiful reflection of my love's affection.......iykyk. truly hysterical. clueless and legally blonde, also great classic laughs produced. i remember watching licorice pizza recently and that genuinely had me in bits at points, so many good moments. loved the bradley cooper scenes obv lol...

otherwise bridget jones's diary and the proposal both never fail to make me laugh HAHHA i genuinely believe renee zellweger's british accent could just make me laugh forever (not even bc it's bad! it's good! it's just everything she says in it is funny!), and the scene in the proposal where sandra bullock starts chanting get low is literally peak cinema. OH OH and the incredibles 2. sorry but when jack jack gets his powers it was over for everyone else i genuinewly think that sequence w the raccoon is incredible....anyway well. turns out a lot of movies make me laugh lol

5. what’s your favorite season?

SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE IT'S MY EGYPTIAN GENES BUT I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT. EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN DA SUMMERTIMEEEEE!!!!!

17. favorite song?

i am sorry. i cannot possibly answer this. my current "favourite songs of all time" playlist is 4000 songs long. however. to give you a random selection of current favs that i have recently sent to any one of my friends and gone "holy shit what a song":

dont know why by norah jones (i am always listening to norah jones but like. it's that album's 20th anniversary this yr [which also, WHAT THE Fuck...the passage of time] and i just cant stop thinking ab this song. like. thats literally a perfect debut song. how can you improve on that song. you can't!! it's the perfect song!!)

distance by yebba i talk ab this song like all the time but i just can't express what a good song it is like...i rlly truly think no one is doing it like yebba in the music industry currently nd like. she really truly is shockingly good. and the best thing is when shes live it's almost...better which ! wow ! so rare rn. anyway. i love this song, always have, always will. i feel like i am constantly singing it somewhere in my head

homeward bound by simon and garfunkel ok like wow what a song ! ! ! i actually randomly put on the glee cover of it the other day and it made me genuinely emotional bc like. it's ... a realy good cover lol but i love this song. im liteerally sitting in a railway station got a ticket for my destination like SHUT UP!!!! WHAT A GOOD SONG

fairy tale by toni braxton iykyk but also like....honestly listen to it and u will get it. most babyface-produced song ever produced by babyface me thinks.........harmonically everything is good here sorry!

my willing heart by james blake ok great song. just such a good song. so oozy crunchy and delicious like whyd he do those chords like that wow. i love listening to this song and just like. exisiting in it like a sandwich.

my mum and i always listen to how deep is your love by the bee gees in the car together :) i love it! there is such a beautiful cover by PJ morton, both the live version w yebba and the live version w alex isley. i love!

ive had until by cecile mclorin salvant on REPEAT recently and overjoyed by stevie wonder leaves me...overjoyed!!

sorry u opened a literal sarcophagus w this qn. i cld talk about my fav songs literally FOREVER this is a completely random cross section of songs ive had playing recently it is not at all indicative of my ABSOLUTE faves of which...i fear i can never specify...but still :) hope u listen to some of these and enjoy!

24. if you could travel to any point in time, where would you go?

i wld go back in time for like 5 seconds to ask emily dickinson if sue is a top. then i wld leave bc i wld not want to be hate crimed

ask me random questions!

[ssamie]

nine. reki?!

oikawa tooru x fem langa!reader

(hq x sk8 the infinity)

warnings: spelling mistakes, swearing, 2k+ words, u have langa’s blue hair sorry

gen masterlist.            “snow” masterlist.

"Y/N I FOUND YOU!" reki exclaimed as he sprinted towards her 

"man, you guys sure were fast" he said "i almost lost you guys in the trail" the redhead tripped way too many times as he struggled to avoid the random bushes and twigs sticking from the forest grounds 

"Y/N!" reki grinned as he finally came to a halt before her 

though she didn't respond and simply blinked as she stared at him wide-eyed as if she was seeing a ghost. "uh- y/n?" reki sweat dropped as he poked her cheek 

the redhead then sighed and flicked her right in the forehead, making her yelp and gently cradle the sore spot. "y/n!" he yelled again, this time with a soft laugh of amusement 

"reki?!" y/n shrieked out as she finally snapped out of whatever daydream she was in. 

reki laughed and pinched her cheeks with his hands, squishing her already heating up face as she gapes up at him in disbelief "took ya long enough" reki mused "did you miss me?" he asked 

"y-yeah! i missed you!" she stammered out as she placed her hands on reki's cheeks and lightly pinched them as well. she and reki chuckled, encaging each other in their arms as the boys watch their interaction. 

"you did so great! i saw you do your trick again!" reki exclaimed as he shook her shoulders excitedly. "thanks! i also did stuff that you taught me!" she smiled as she let reki shake her up as he pleased 

"also how are you here? adam said he didn't invite you" she asked him once he had finally calmed down. reki then scowled and let out a huff "yeah, he didn't. i had to save up for a ticket to fly here with the others" he said 

"and some guy tweeted about it so i was able to find the location" he explained as he showed her the said tweet. she grinned and nodded along "im glad you're here reki" she beamed "i really missed you" 

"me too" reki chuckled. he then eyes the boys behind her and sheepishly waved. "aren't ya gonna introduce me to your friends?" he mused

y/n perked up and looked back at the boys. "right!" she said. she brought up hanamaki and matsukawa first. "this is hanamaki-san and matsukawa-san. we're in the same year and they're in the volleyball team i mentioned." she said 

hanamaki and matsukawa grinned at him and raised their hand to wave "hey, so you're the reki she's always talking about huh?" hanamaki mused 

"she talks about me?" reki asked with a smile 

y/n spluttered and shook her head "that's not true! i don't talk about you at all!" she rebutted 

reki sweat dropped and scratched his head in confusion "oh.. okay then..?" 

y/n then shook her head again and paled from the guilt "i mean of course i do! you're my best friend!" she shrieked out "i talk about you all the time, reki!" she rambled 

reki sweat dropped and comforting patted her back. "so which one is it, really?" he chuckled as watched her distressed state. "let's.. let's move on.." y/n cleared her throat as she gestured to iwaizumi next. 

"this is iwaizumi-san. he's in my class and we're also neighbors." she said. "hey man, nice to meet you" iwaizumi sent him a curt nod, to which reki responded to with a smile 

"nice to meet you too, iwaizumi! im reki!" he introduced himself with a wave 

as the two conversed, she looked back to find oikawa, only to find him sitting by a curb, looking at the passing cars with a bored look on his face. with a hint of confliction, she reluctantly walked away from reki and towards the brunette. 

"oikawa-san?" she called out to him. "yeah?" oikawa replied as he briefly looked back to glance at her "you need something, y/n-chan?" he asked 

"um." she muttered "are you okay?" she asked as she crouched down beside him. "yeah, whyd you ask?" oikawa hummed with a faint smile 

"no reason.." she muttered as she scooted closer to him. "are you tired? you don't seem as lively as usual." she said 

oikawa shrugged and brought his knees up to his chest, "kinda." he said. "aren't you gonna go back to reki?" he asked. he faced her with a smile and chuckled "you were so excited whenever you mentioned him." he mused "so i thought you'd have a more escalating reaction than that" 

y/n raised a brow at his indifferent tone and playfully nudged him with her elbow. "you're so weird, oikawa-san. are you jealous or something?" she jokingly asked with a laugh 

"ahahaha." oikawa laughed along with a staright face. "yes." 

"what?" she blinked with a blank smile as she looked up at him cluelessly. "just kidding!" oikawa exclaimed with a cheeky grin. he ruffled her hair and laughed as she simply looked at him in confusion. "you're so gullible, y/n-chan! but i guess that's what makes you fun" okawa chuckled as he stood up from the ground to stretch his limbs 

"cmon, let's go. i wanna meet your friend too, yaknow?" oikawa mused as he held out his hands for her to grab 

she smiled and took his hands, pulling herself up as she dragged him over to the redhead. "you'll like him a lot, oikawa-san" she said "reki is nice, i swear!" 

"reki!!" she called out with a grin "hey" reki waved back. 

he then perked up as he recognised the brunette she was dragging around. "oh, you're that guy from a while ago!" reki exclaimed "i recognised you, haha" 

oikawa smiled back and nodded. "yup, that's me.." 

"im oikawa tooru. nice to meet you, reki-kun!" oikawa beamed with a charming grin. "you too!" reki grinned as he excitedly shook his hand. "hey, you guys wanna come with us? me and the others wanted to have a late night snack" 

"the others?" y/n hummed in confusion "what do you mean? are they-" 

"Y/N!" a loud shout was heard 

y/n looked behind reki's shoulder and paled as she watched miya propell himself from a random curve and fly through the air towards her direction. "m-miya?! wait! don't jump! you'll hit--" she was cut off by miya's stomach hitting her straight in the face 

"YOU SLIME! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT!" miya hissed at reki as he hugged her head with his arms while he wraps his legs around her torso 

"hey, if i didn't go ahead, we would've lost them!" reki rebutted with a huff "and get off her! you're not a cat! stop it!" reki exclaimed as he tried to pry him off of her 

"you don't know that" miya huffed, "also, back off, slime! we're having a moment." he said as he hugged her even tighter 

"you're killing her, rather" cherry chimed in as he watched y/n clawing desperately for miya to let her head go "she's losing air" he sighed as he plucked miya off of her

y/n heaved as she held miya up by the back of his thighs, holding him as you would with a child as she gasped for air. "i've missed you, miya.." she meekly chuckled as she ruffled his hair 

miya's face exploded into a concerningly bright shade of red as he huffed. "hmp. miss you too or whatever.." he muttered. "he's so stubborn." reki sweat dropped as he watched miya desperately try to keep his nonchalant façade but obviously failing 

"huh? who's this?" miya raised a brow as he looked oikawa up and down "did you find a slime boyfriend while you were gone?!" 

oikawa scowled and gave miya a nasty glare "hah? me? a slime?" he scoffed in offense 

"who else would i be talking about, slime?" miya taunted him 

he then gave him a smug smirk and laughed "well, my bad for that one."he mused "i mean you're a slime, yeah. but you'd never be her boyfriend" he sneered "she's just too good for you" 

oikawa scowled once again and glared down at the boy. "who says i can't be her boyfriend?" he sneered 

"why? are you?" miya gritted his teeth as he glared at oikawa 

"no. but you're definitely not either" oikawa gave him an irked smile "whatever, i won't argue with kids." oikawa mused as he waved him off

miya hissed at him under his breath and reached out to claw at him, only for y/n to stop him by grasping his hands and keeping them in place. "dont argue with people you just met, shittykawa!" iwaizumi scolded the brunette 

"he started it!" oikawa rebutted, earning a smack from iwaizumi. "shut up." iwaizumi scowled "be nice. you're embarrassing me." 

"anyways, wanna join us?" joe asked as he flexed his arms with a grin "i could go for a drink right now" 

"they're underaged!" cherry said as he slapped joe in the head 

"well where else are we supposed to go?!" joe exclaimed with a groan "McDonald's?!" 

"i want a happy meal.." y/n said as she and miya looked at the toys displayed by the counter

"i want that toy.." miya said as he stared longingly at the cat toy

"i want fries!" reki exclaimed as he faced cherry with an expectant look

cherry raised a brow and glared down at them "why are you looking at me like that?" he asked "im not gonna pay for you." he narrowed his eyes at them

"but we're broke!" reki exclaimed. "you have some pocket money, just use that" shadow said as he ordered himself a burger. "but its too expensive!!" reki whined dramatically as he slumped on the seat

"what're you guys gonna get?" he asked the boys. iwaizumi shrugged "just a drink that's all." he said "we'll share fries!" hanamaki said as he pointed to matsukawa beside him

"i got a happy meal too!" oikawa grinned as he laid the box on the table with a grin, chuckling as y/n and miya 'ooh'ed in amazement

"can we share?" y/n asked with sparkling eyes as she sat down beside the brunette

"are you gonna keep that? im taking it." miya said as he snatched the cat toy and pocketed it with a cat-like smirk

"hey! don't take too much!" oikawa exclaimed as he slapped her hand away "and you! cat boy! paws off my toy!" oikawa hissed as he playfully fought miya 

"BACK OFF, SLIME!" miya hissed back 

"well, at least they're getting along quite well" joe mused with a laugh. "and those two are having their long awaited reunion" shadow sneered as he nodded towards y/n and reki 

y/n smiled as reki rambled to her about the moments she's missed in okinawa. she really couldn't understand anything with how fast he was talking but it was nice to hear his voice. 

"you still make those same faces" she muttered 

("reki my love🥰🏳️‍🌈... of skateboarding 😝😃💔♀️" do u guys remember that from the dub 😭) 

"what? what's wrong with my face?" reki abruptly stopped rambling as he blinked at her with a confused smile. "nothing.." she smiled at him. she turned to miya and whispered, "reki's face always makes weird expressions.." to which miya agreed to with a nod 

"eh?! did you just say my face is weird?!" reki shrieked out in offense 

"no.. it said your face is.." she trailed off with a sheepish expression "unique." she finished off with a smile "so unique." she praised him with a smile as she petted his hair 

"somehow, i feel very judged at the moment" reki sweat dropped 

"no no, you're very beautiful!" she beamed at him. "i like your cute expressions" 

"awe you think im cute?" reki smiled at her with a faint blush tinting his cheeks 

"NO! I TAKE THAT BACK!" she panicked "you're normal." she said 

reki sweat dropped and nervously rubbed the back of his neck from the sudden change of heart. "oh.. okay..?" he muttered in confusion 

"never mind! reki, you're not normal!" she exclaimed in a state of distress and flusteredness. 

"that's even worse!" reki exclaimed with a gasp of shock

"i meant you're perfect and amazing!" she shrieked as she covered her face which was heating up from embarrassment 

the rest of the group sweat dropped as they watched the interaction play out. they knew she was bad with flirting but they didn't expect it to be to this extent. "ah, young love" joe chuckled "i was like that once too" he mused 

"really?" miya raised a brow at his statement 

"no. im not a loser" joe laughed "im a ladies man, girls just come to me, ya know?" he grinned as he flexed his biceps 

beside him, cherry grimaced and scrunched his face in distaste. "you're getting too confident, you gorilla." he scoffed "you were like that to me back then." cherry taunted 

everyone at the table's eyes widened as they eyed joe suspiciously, whistling under their breaths as they eagerly listen in on the conversation. 

"i- that's not-" joe gritted his teeth and groaned in aggravation "i thought you were a girl, okay?!" he defended 

"i was so clearly wearing a male uniform like you and everyone else." cherry deadpanned 

"its just the hair, i swear!" 

"joe.." y/n muttered "it's okay. we accept you." she smiled at him 

"yeah. gay rights i guess" miya shrugged as he sipped on his coke 

"i- this isn't funny anymore, i get that you wanna joke around-" joe deadpanned 

"hey!" reki exclaimed, startling everyone in the table as he points an accusing finger to joe's face. "gender identity is not a joke!" he exclaimed "yeah!!" y/n cheered him on 

joe sweat dropped and glared at them with dread. "im leaving you behind so you can stay and rot with your goddamn girlfriend" he said to reki 

"and i'm not gay!!" 

this is short and idk why gender identity suddenly came up ?? i was writing an essay for it on our health exam a while ago so maybe that's why ?? I'M NOT QUEERBAITING I SWEAR! ALSO THIS WHOLE SHOW IS FRUITY ANYWAYS ?? 

sorry for the spelling /grammar mistakes if there are any :<

ALSO APPARENTLY JOE LIKED ADAM AND NOT CHERRY?? IS THAT TRUE?? 

[clownmoontoon]

Recently found your blog so I was wondering, thoughts on the Animaniacs reboot?

AAAA OMG WELCOME!!! HOPE UR ENJOYIN IT SO FAR \OUO/!!!

i LOVE this question and i have sO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE REBOOT so ima try to break it down into my likes, dislikes, and hit or miss (things i liked some of the time but not all the time)

🌈  10 things i liked!!!!! 🌈 <-- in no particular order

1. THE THEME SONG REWRITE!!!! ITS GREAT!!! og series callbacks, DELIGHTFULLY MORE INCLUSIVE, all those unnecessary side characters cut out, no weird celebrity references JUST RLLY WELL DONE and im glad they just redid the old one instead of making a brand new one ITS A CLASSIC!! plus this way u rlly notice those differences and how great they are

2. SPEAKING OF nO BORING SIDE CHARAS... YEAH!! THAT!! perhaps an unpopular opinion but ive never been a fan of the side characters and watched the og show p much exclusively for the warners so i LOVE that its mostly about them now!! (( i do miss the mime tho but they shoulda been nicer to him u_u ))

3. also like the theme song: MUCH LESS CELEBRITY CAMEOS/REFERENCES there are still a few but i feel like they were WAY more abundant in the og series and im rlly glad they calmed down w that, its actually Not That Fun to try and spot all the celebrities 

4. mORE “IRL”/TIME IN THE TOWER!!! while there are some shorts where the warners are “acting” (gold meddlers, warners unbound etc) the VAST MAJORITY(19) of the 26 warner shorts take place “irl”!! WE GET TO SEE THEM IN THE TOWER SO MUCH!! eating together, shopping together, TRICK OR TREATING TOGETHER!!! and i just LOVE this stuff its sO GOOD FOR CHARACTER BUILDING!! 

5. DIVERSITY!!!! EVEN THE BG CHARACTERS!! EVEN IN BODY TYPE!!! no more fatness only as a joke and hotness as the only other option for women, PPL ARE AVERAGE AND I LOVE IT

6. OVERALL CONSISTENT QUALITY!!! THE ANIMATION IS REALLY INCREDIBLE AND BEAUTIFUL TO WATCH!!! that was one of the BIGGEST flaws of the og series, so many eps were animated poorly bc they were handed off to studios that rlly didnt know how to draw the warners so its HELLA to see them beautifully animated in EVERY ep of the reboot so far

^^ animation by @/lemurasart on twitter!! 

7. nO HORNY JOKES...POSSIBLY ANOTHER UNPOPULAR OPINION?? bUT I NEVER RLLY LIKED ALL THESE HORNY JOKES GIVEN TO KIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE LKDKD its actually rlly neat to see how creative the writing gets when they cant just horny joke their way out of a situation ALSO THIS BIT WAS AMAZING 

8. I RLLY LOVE THAT THE CEO DOESNT HATE THEM!!!!! it was so frustrating in the og series that the ceo wouldnt even hear them out EVEN WHEN IT WAS STUFF THAT WOULD BENEFIT HIM its nice that this lady is insane AND greedy aND YET ISNT REALLY MALICIOUS TOWARDS THE WARNERS AT ALL at least not any more than she is to anybody else ITS REFRESHING!! I LIKE NORITA

9. ANIME-NIACS!!!!! thATS ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT LDJLKD

10. FANGIES!!!!!!!!! they always had fangy energy im so glad it finally manifested...

⭐ 4 things i didnt like ⭐  i was gonna make this a top 10 list but i couldnt think of 10 things i didnt like djkldkljd

1. THE REDESIGN.... yes i know i was just celebrating the fangs bUT other than that i rlly wasnt a fan of the redesign.. its just too ...animal?? the triangle noses and changing their white faces to beige just seemed rlly unnecessary imo..

aLSO THEY LOST THEIR CLOWNINESS!!! ;;;;; i miss that clown aesthetic... big round red noses, white faces.. also i loved it when characters would try to describe them and say things like THEY HAVE FACES LIKE A CREEPY CLOWN dLdlkjdJLK

im not sure why they couldnt at least stay w the white n black like the old cartoons theyre based on??? THERES EVEN A SONG IN THE REBOOT THAT SAYS “LIKE US, ITS BLACK AND WHITE” bUT... THEYRE NOT BLACK N WHITE ANYMORE LDKKDJ 

also the redesign is a lot more angular/less round than the original and i jus prefer the sof..

i miss this ;n;

2. GROSS OUT HUMOR  ..LIKE HONESTLY WTF LDLJKLJKDD theres not too much of it thankfully but the og series had like.. nONE so it was a shock when theyd suddenly zoom in on marie antoinette’s finger and it was LIKE THAT and the pigeon scene at the end of “the cutening” actually made me feel sick sdjkdjk JUST IN GENERAL IM NOT A FAN OF GROSS OUT HUMOR SO .. EUUGHGH 

3. those random new shorts that are like???? whyd u get rid of the side characters if ur gonna have these guys anyway?? the gnome in ppls mouths and the alien guy?? neither were funny to me and again the gnome short was mostly gross 

4. YAKKO CANT DO MATH?? YAKKO DOESNT KNOW WHAT PLEBIAN MEANS??? HELLO?? HE HAS A VERY COMPLICATED SONG WHERE HE BREAKS DOWN MULTIPLICATION AND ANOTHER WHERE HE SINGS EVERY WORD IN THE DICTIONARY!! hES SO SMART LET HIM BE SMART hES A HUGE NERD PLS...

💣 HIT OR MISS 💣 

THE SONGS!!! while i love that they brought back the musical aspect of the show (its rlly not animaniacs without singing tbh) the songs were sUPER VARIED IN QUALITY IMO 

the reboot song? AMAZING

the song about dot’s zit??? ... no..

🌈  OVERALL I HAVE A LOT MORE POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT THE SHOW THAN NEGATIVE AND IF ANYBODY ASKS I ALWAYS SAY I LOVED IT!!! 🌈

IS IT PERFECT? NAH

IS IT FUNNY AND FUN AND IN GENERAL A SHOW THAT MAKES ME AS HAPPY AS THE OG SERIES DID? ABSOLUTELY 100%!!! 

✨ GO WATCH IT!!! ✨

(( ironically this scene RIGHT BEFORE THE PIGEON SCENE is one of my absolute faves DLKLKJDJKD ))