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Ruggie, Jade: Eyes on the Prize
Thank god J word’s Groovy cameo is barely recognizable as J word 😌 I’m safe from pulling~
Imagine this...
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“More juice, Ruggie-san?”
“Mmmphgh!”
With his mouth crammed full of donut holes--chocolate, glazed, powdered, jam, cream, and sprinkles--the birthday boy enthusiastically nodded. He tilted an empty glass toward his waiter and watched as it slowly filled with liquid sunset. It was a tasty concoction of Jade’s own creation: fruit punch, OJ, and lemonade.
Acidic, yet sweet.
Ruggie knocked his head back, gobbling up the final remains of his donuts (well, at least in this batch). He followed by chugging his entire drink, then gesturing for more.
Jade chuckled as he obliged. “Such a healthy and voracious appetite. A hyena after my own heart.”
“It’s not every day that I get to feast like a king. Gotta take advantage of the situation while you can!” Ruggie grinned impishly. “... Just like I’m sure you’re taking advantage of this situation right now, Jade-kun.”
“Fufu. I’m afraid that I do not understand what you mean. This is my way of pampering you on your special day. Please think nothing of it. There is no monetary payment required for my services.”
“Quit pullin’ my tail. If my language is money, then yours is intell--and I betcha you got plenty of it during the interview.”
“I am deeply humbled to have learned more about your humble origins.” Jade smiled, expertly smoothing over the accusation. Like a parent lightly scolding a child, he took the conversation by the hand and gently redirected it.
“It makes your achievements at NRC all the more impressive. Between your classes, Magift Club, your many odd jobs, and working under Leona-san... It seems as though you always have your hands full, and your eyes poised to the golden glint of the future.
“I find your choice sibling and in dorm to be particularly interesting. They are related to money earned and money saved, respectively.” The eel’s mouth twisted into a smirk. “Quite shrewd... and not unlike Azul.
“Even the matter of finding loopholes in the interview questions to exploit is very Octavinelle of you. A shame that you did not select our dorm. You would have fit fight in, and we would have happily welcomed you in turn.”
“Thinkin’ outside the box is a necessary life skill. It’s not much of a choice I have if I wanna survive to tomorrow--so you can save your crocodile tears. Maybe someone else’ll buy’m off you. I heard tears of a mermaid sell for a ton. Nishishishishi!”
“It appears that the future is often on your mind, even at your tender age.”
“Uh, I dunno how to break it to you, but we’re the same age. And besides, the future has to be on my mind,” Ruggie clenched a fist, holding it to his heart, “because you never know when tomorrow might not come.
“The future’s littered with prizes... and I’ve gotta stick around long enough to collect them. That means planning and saving, bartering and stealing, doing whatever I gotta do to make it there.”
“I commend you for your grand ambitions. No matter what you do, you do so with gusto--no matter how menial the task, fufufu.” Jade cocked his head to one side. “I suspect that you shall receive your Gift of Good Fortune no differently.”
“Oh, you mean the pie?” Ruggie frowned, his ears flattening. “Man, I’m all for a good laugh, but I wish we didn’t have to waste perfectly good food like that...”
“Do not think of it as a waste. Think of it as an... investment. Yes, an investment in your future happiness.”
“Alright, but can you at least toss it into my mouth? I’ll do my best to catch it.”
“Oh, I don’t think you would enjoy that.”
“... Why not?”
The atmosphere around Jade shifted as he silently picked up a paper plate piled with whipped cream. It was as though a glass apple had been easily crushed, the stray shards dispersing, slicing through the air, and lodging themselves in Ruggie’s skin. Jade’s calm smile chilled the birthday boy to the bone.
“Errrr... Jade-kun? Buddy? What’s with that look?”
“Do not concern yourself with such a trivial matter,” Jade insisted.
The eel brought his hand back—the movement so fast that it cut the air, releasing a high-pitched hiss from the gash. His arm wound up, and the space around him rippled in response. A whirring sound drummed up as the pie spun and spun.
“I’ve been practicing just for this occasion. I hope that my performance will be satisfactory.”
He’s enjoy this a little TOO much!!
Ruggie paled. “H-Hold on a sec...! Aren’t you putting a little too much power into that throw?!”
“Not to worry. I will do my utmost to ensure that this hurts as little as possible.”
“Like hell you are! You’re totally gonna knock me off my feet!”
“It is an investment in your happiness, so I cannot afford to hold back,” Jade reminded him. The glint of mischief in his mismatched eyes was palatable. “After all, I only desire the best for my precious peers.”
“If I end up in the infirmary after this, you’re footin’ the bill for the best medical care for your precious peer.”
“What an avid imagination you have. Surely one hit from a pie will not be enough to incapacitate such a hardy hyena.” Jade grinned, displaying his dangerously jagged teeth. “Then... I wish you the happiest of birthdays, Ruggie-san.”
He tensed, bracing for impact.
S P L A T!!
Ruggie was promptly sent flying to the ground, landing squarely on his bum. Upon contact, dull pain shot through his body, chattering through his bones and his muscles.
Whipped cream painted his fancy suit and jacket, got in his hair and clung to his skin. Sweetness, combined with the hot savanna, left him sticky and smelling like something saccharine.
Yet he still managed to howl, to laugh.
To enjoy himself
“Nishishishi, you got me good, Jade-kun~”
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bookdragonlibrary · 4 years
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Ninth Tuesday YJ appreciation
1-3 ; 4-6 ; 7-9 ; 10-13 ; 14-16 ; 17 ; 18 ; 19 ; 20 ; 21 ; 22 ; 23 ; 24-26
—————————— Into the Breach
- Victor talking about gift, he’s starting to accept his situation :D
- Another 16.
- The Team faces one Granny when the other one faces the other.
- Bart making the sound effect and being a fan nerd xD Bart being Bart!
- “I guess it’s Klamulon tech!” I’m sure he’s not serious xD
- Scarab is back! Apokaliptian tech, Blue isn’t compatible to this :/ Just like in season 2.
- They fell in the X-pit!!
- Jaime seems to suffer more without his armor on :(
- Did Ed just teleport to another dimension?! Right next to Bart? But he is still lost without bearings just like in season 2. So maybe the screams of his friends was the bearing he needed? Plus the urge to save them?
- Does Bart know Jaime is incompatible with this tech?
- Granny can fight against a rhino?
- Why Overlord is this big now?
- I love Gar with Granny’s haircut.
- Why Jaime is alone? Where is Ed?
- Gar being a Martian animal! :D He went to Mars just after the end of season 2 remember?
- The fights are too realistic for Gar and Vic I can barely watch it :/ 
- Booya indeed!
- OMG! Gar has a black eye! Green eye! Well he badly injured! But the team has such a solidarity!
- Worst! Grandma! Ever! XD
- Vic understood everything! Made all the dots connected!
- Well this is “serious Bart”, pretty rare to see him like this. The situation must be critical.
- “Blue nearly died.” I couldn’t have tell if I didn’t remember a line from season 2! You could guess for Gar and Vic but not for Jaime. He stood almost right after the others when he should be like Dick or in coma or something to make us undertand/feel he almost died because of Apokaliptian tech and not with just a line.
- “Did we just... loose?” He sounds so broken :( That must remind him events or situations from his past :(
- Is it the two Body merging with each other? Disgusting
- Wow! Rainbow powers! So now Halo is able to use all her auras at once without switching?
- So there is a bigger Overlord?
- Vic and Violet just saved the day!
- It seems that Conner is a literal person right?
- War between Darkseid and Savage now?
- “Now he and Violet are lost forever...” Two boomtubes opening. “I knew you’d make it!” Pick comedy! XD
- “You MVP this puppy!” Translation please? Did i miss an inside joke?
- Victor did accept himself and the change!
- M’gann isn’t worried to see her brother that injured?
- Ok so the fight with Infinity was fake since Frost was controlled. They are working for Luthor of course...
- He’s still growing... :/
—————————— Overwhelmed
- 316 new teenagers for the Center. We can see Ed and his dad taking care of few of them, including the Great Smurf?!
- Why the plan in motion implies Lian? I’m worried for her :(
- She want to find Wally and her mom :,( She’s so sweet! ;-;
- They are babysitting her in the Hub!
- Nope! Nopenopenope! Why the few kisses there are are so bad? ><
- She feels she betrayed Wally even after 2 years :’(
- I love Conner adapting to Forager :)
- Geranium city? Sounds familiar.
- OMG! They finally have their own city!
- It’s not like Jaime to spit on someone :/ Especially someone of the team. Who wrote that?
- it’s good to see the 3 siblings together!
- Why Tara is sad? Wait! Is she still talking to Slade? About her own brother?! Why?
- Wait what? What did Zatanna just say?
- it’s so cute to see Gar playing with Lian!
- No! Don’t hurt Lian!
- They can’t speak? Granddaughter? “Extremely important players” Foreshadowing for season 4? It will have a season 4 right?
- “Assuming Darkseid will not kill you” This part better not be a foreshadowing...
- Other lines from previous seasons. Is Wally stuck in a loophole? Or Artemis not be able to imagine a new dialogue? Third year in a row?! Wally knows about sunrise because he’s alive or because Artemis knows?
- Their old appartement!
- Compromising Tara cover? They want to sacrifice her? Slade wants to betray her just like he promised the others will!
- They have diplomas! And of course Wally has one in Physics! They’re teachers! They have a baby! And Zatanna is there to remind her sunrise is soon!
- Does Wally seem to be worried about Artemis?
- interesting speech to Conner but maybe a little harsh :/
- What is written in Greek above the front door?
- Even Wally is chocked how Artemis receives their friends.
- If he was an illusion created by her imagination he would just get along with her not fighting to make her love her life right? He seems too real to be an illusion. I need proofs he’s still up there somewhere somehow... ;-;
- What? All the stress during the season for that conclusion?!
- Tara, what have you done? Why?
- Wolf sleeping with Greg :’)
—————————— Nevermore
- Jeff working with Barbara?
- Vlatava and Markovia are indeed bordered countries.
- Why Bart and Ed are so far from each other? Did something happen?
- There is more?
- The moment Tara is waiting for. Revenge her parents to her uncle? Killing Gar?! Why? What did he do to her?! I can’t understand the logic between the betrayal of her brother and this! Someone can?
- Brion protecting his sister!
- Gar is injured again :(
- Brion is letting his anger controlling himself again :o
- Why Tara wants to kill Gar? He looks so hurt by her betrayal :(
- Batman has seen his micro expressions? He’s such a Gary Sue... -_-‘
- Yes! A happy ending for Tara in one timeline/story!
- Wait! Bedlam was without fighting spirit a moment ago and now he’s provoking Brion?!
- Did he just... kill him? He... seems sad and lost after. He really thinks he had no choice.
- Why is he mad at his sister? At the League I can understand. But doesn’t he understand his sister was manipulated?
- The Ambassador seems weird...
- Brion just joined the Dark side...
- Where Gregor would go now?
- What M’gann team (Blue Beetle, Kid Flash, El Dorado, Wondergirl, 13 and the others) was here for? A diversion? This characters sadly seem useless this season :( è.é
- Luthor is the one who was stabbed on the back! XD
- Troia could be the next secretary? :D
- Tara was redeemed!
- Brion seems sad all alone, he isn’t made to be king :/ Jace is back? è.é
- The Amabassador was a meta? And is working with the Light? He was manipulating emotionally Brion to make him kill his uncle when Gar successed to stop him! It wasn’t his fault! :( 
- Wonderwoman, Aquaman and Miss Martian resigned? :( It’s not like Diana could have done anything in space and she tried to knock some sense in them! Feel a little unfair for me... 
- Black Lightning is the new leader? :D
- Well secrets already almost destroyed the team back in season 1...
- After Forager and Tara, Conner is also part of the Outsider!
- Conner and M’gann are back together. Again. Can we please stop this drama? And develop more the other relationships? Like Kaldur’s and Bart/Ed situation for example?
- Vic defended Cisco. Fred outed himself. Wait! Tara is in the same class than Fred and Violet? Well, she is 15 and Violet is 16 so that could make sense.
- The infinity Incorporation works for Brion now? Were they turned meta by Jace?
- Oh! It’s the café runner from season 2!
- Did you see the ring?! It’s Legion of Superheroes right? So who is this girl? Saturn Girl? Dream Girl? They come from the future right? So it’s from the alternative future Bart created when he saved the world from the Reach? Now I have a headache...
- The wait for Slobo ended like this?! Another waste of time screen and false hope to end before it even starts! Just like Artemis/Will situation...
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rosesnvines · 7 years
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Brave Defenders
For the Avengers AU . . . this was the best I could do.  Well, at least for now, might revisit it to add more. XD
“That’s enough!” shouted Dagur as he slammed his fist down on the table hard, making sure it was loud enough that it got everyone’s attention. Everyone stopped arguing long enough to glance at him. “Please, you need to listen to us! Viggo will stop at nothing until he rules the world and has every dragon under his command!”
“Oh yeah, how can we trust you?” asked Tuffnut, crossing his arms. He and his twin glared at Dagur and Heather.
“We, we don’t know how we can prove our honesty to you,” replied Heather. “Especially since we were working with Viggo. But please, you have to listen to us. We know what he’s going to do. If you don’t stop him . . . no one else will be able to.”
Elinor leaned on the table, making eye contact with Dagur. “And you want us to bypass our laws and attack first? No, diplomacy must come first.”
“Yeah, he knows,” snapped Dagur. “And he knows how to work your system, your majesty, he’s been studying it for the past year, looking for any and all loopholes. If there are any, and based on his reactions in studies, I’d say there are, he’ll find them and use them to his advantage. And you don’t have time to study your own laws the way he did. He’s planned this perfectly. You will have only one choice, either let him win through diplomacy, or fight him. He’s betting on winning either way, but if you send out the Defenders, there’s a chance that he can be stopped once and for all.” Dagur straightened up and crossed his arms, never breaking eye contact with Elinor.
“Mother, maybe we should listen to them,” suggested Merida.
“Your daughter’s right, we should listen. This might be our only chance to take him down,” said Hiccup in agreement. He turned to Dagur and Heather. “Will you fight alongside us, become a Defender yourself?”
“What? Hiccup! Are you mad?”
Hiccup turned to the queen. “Your majesty, with all due respect, I decide who joins my team, not you. I am Chief Berk, remember?”
“Yeah, but she does have a point, Hiccup, we can’t exactly trust them,” pointed out Tuffnut.
“Well, at least, we don’t trust them,” quipped Ruffnut, indicating herself and her brother.
“Well, maybe it’s time we should. I mean, they did risk capture by coming here to warn us,” Fishlegs pointed out. “I think it would be a great honor to have you on our team.”
Heather smiled. “Why, thank you Fishlegs.” Fishlegs smiled back at her.
“I agree,” said McGuffin in his thick accent.
“I do too,” said Dingwall.
“Alright, I guess I do too,” said Snotlout with a sigh, though he then winked and grinned at Heather. Heather merely rolled her eyes.
“Well then, I guess we are in agreement. Welcome to the team,” said Astrid with a smile.
“Hey, we didn’t agree!” blurted Tuffnut.
“Yeah!” exclaimed Ruffnut. “Neither did MacIntosh!”
MacIntosh merely shrugged. “Doesn’t matter to me.”
“Oh?” asked Ruffnut.
“Yeah, so, I guess, yeah, welcome!”
“Oh, well, if that’s the case, yeah, welcome!”
“Hey, you’re supposed to be on my side!” whined Tuffnut.
“I am! But if MacIntosh doesn’t mind, then neither should we.”
“Ugh, fine. Welcome to the team,” mumbled Tuffnut.
Elinor let out a sigh, “Very well, so we trust them. For now.”
“Your majesty, if I may?” Elinor nodded at Hiccup, indicating him to continue. “What if we set a trap?”
Elinor glanced at him questioningly. “How so?”
“Viggo doesn’t know that you two came to us, did he?” Hiccup quickly asked the siblings.
Dagur shrugged, “I don’t know, but he probably suspects it.”
“Well then, why don’t we proceed as planned?”
“Uh, in English, please?” asked Tuffnut.
“We bait Viggo, with diplomacy.”
Merida let out a gasp, she was catching on to his idea. “And once he thinks he’s winning, we fight him! He’ll be taken off guard!”
Hiccup nodded, “Exactly.”
“Unless he’s already thought of that move,” mumbled Dagur.
“But it’s the best idea we’ve got at the moment. We’ll definitely need a few backup plans. Viggo is very smart; not only could he have thought of every move we could make and the counter moves, he’s also willing to lose a few men to win.”
“He’s thinks you’re all soft because you aren’t willing to ‘make a few sacrifices’,” muttered Dagur.
Hiccup’s face hardened. “Well I’m sorry I put so much more value on life than he does.”
“Yeah, especially if Viggo decided to kill everybody, there wouldn’t be anyone left for him to boss around,” quipped Tuffnut. Everyone glanced at him.
“He does have a point,” Ruffnut chimed in.
Hiccup let out a sigh as he rubbed the back of his neck. “Right, well, we’ve got some dragons to get ready, and a few backups to call in.”
“If you will see to the preparations for the attack, I’ll get in contact with Viggo,” said Elinor.
Hiccup nodded, “Sounds good, your majesty, good day. Let’s go team, we have a couple of new Defenders to equip.”
“Right!” the others chorused before they filed out of the room. Hiccup took up the rear, his mind going deep into thought. If Viggo was as smart as they said, how would they be able to defeat him?
“Hiccup!” The voice jostled him out of his thoughts. Turning around, he saw the fiery red hair of the princess billowing behind her as she dashed towards him.
“What is it, Merida?”
“So, you let two practically brand new, wee little lambs onto your team, but not me?”
“Merida, we already discussed this . . .” “Yeah, sure, I’d just be ground support . . .”
“Merida . . .”
“I’m your best shooter! Give me a gun, or a bow and arrows, and I can keep you guys covered from anywhere!”
“I can’t lose you too!” Hiccup’s outburst, along with him grabbing her shoulders, stunned Merida into silence. “I, I already lost my dad, OK? I don’t want to lose you too.”
“What makes you think I want to lose you? When, when the report came in that a Defender had, had fallen . . . I was scared, Hiccup, scared that it had been you. I’m sorry that it was your father, and it hurt to see the pain in your eyes, but, he gave his life for you. Don’t put that sacrifice to waste.” She placed her hands on his face as the pain came through again. He took one of her hands and brought it to his mouth, placing a gentle kiss upon it.
“I’m doing my best not to. And that’s part of the reason why I don’t want you out there with us, I’d become so worried about you that I could leave myself open.”
“Hey, being part of a team means having each other’s backs. And I can take care of myself.”
Hiccup snorted. “Yeah, and I know what that looks like.”
“Say what?” Merida removed her hands from his face and placed them on her hips.
“I mean, after all, I don’t think the Queen of England would agree to be one of your references.”
“Hey! That was thanks to the twins, and you know it!” she blurted as she swatted at his arm. He merely snickered all the louder. The next thing he knew, her hands were on his face again, and the two met in a kiss. “I love you,” she whispered when they broke apart.
“I love you too.”
“Now can I be on your team?”
“Ugh, Merida!” he mumbled.
“Please?” The two looked at each other for a few minutes, Hiccup’s face trying to keep stern while Merida shot him her best puppy eyes.
“Oh, alright,” he finally said with a sigh.
“Yes!”
“But for this first mission, I need you to stay with your mother and be our eyes and ears.”
Merida grabbed his hand as the two began to finally walk down the corridor. “Alright.”
“And you . . .”
“Hiccup! I know what to do! I’ve been training alongside your entire team for the past two years, I know!”
“Alright, alright, you’re right, you do know. Welcome to the team, Mer, I’m sure everybody will be happy you’re on board.” He leaned in and kissed her on the cheek.
“Especially Astrid. Now, let’s go find ourselves a few plans that should hopefully stump Viggo.”
“Right.” The two quickened their pace to catch up to the others, and to prepare for the inevitable battle.
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lewisgabriel84z31 · 6 years
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Shitcoin of the Week: Top Secret!
Shitcoin of the Week: Top Secret!
Coinstaker is very pleased to announce that this week, we’re covering the smelliest shitcoin of all. If Skycoin had an ugly paint job, and Tronix has a  used-car vibe, this one’s the roaring dumpster fire of the cryptocurrency world: a toxic, fuming wreckage of bad code and worse management with no benefits other than to make the rest of us feel better about our tanking portfolios.
Unfortunately, due to complicated restrictions involving  a Top Secret clearance and a pinky swear with my very real Canadian girlfriend,  we can’t disclose this week’s stinker just yet.  Before we reveal the Shitcoin of the week, we need to raise at least 3 million dollars in to make this project work.
Please donate to the address below so we can reveal this exciting crypto-turd.
ETH Address.
Did you donate yet? We can’t reveal anything until we meet our fundraising goal.
Please Donate here.
Okay, good. Surprise! The shitcoin of the week is: Verge.
Verge-in Birth
Verge(XVG) is the youngest sibling in the family of “privacy coins,” the projects designed to safeguard the secrecy and anonymity of their users. Whereas Bitcoin and Ethereum have public ledgers, allowing sufficiently-motivated busybodies to theoretically deduce who owns what, these coins help you hide your wealth from the IRS, the police, and your wife.
There are couple of different ways to do that. Monero, the preferred medium for darknet drug dealers, uses enhanced encryption to disguise addresses and transaction volumes. Dash  PrivateSend allows coins from multiple transactions to be mixed for greater anonymity. Verge uses Tor,  the IP masking system used by Dark Net Markets, Chinese activists and other cyber-miscreants.
As described in the XVG Black Paper(an admittedly clever bit of branding) Verge hides a users’ identity by island-hopping their transactions through a chain of nodes. There’s also the Wraith protocol,  which gives users the choice of recording transactions on a public or private ledger. 
Incidentally, Verge is also French for “penis,” a word we expect to appear on the XVG website in the coming weeks.
Brown Flag No. 1: The Dog Keeps Eating Their Code
Most of us learned about Verge after its first bull run last fall.  To novice investors, XVG  was crypto-catnip: it was cheap, had just mooned spectacularly, and had a heavy shilling from John McAfee, the L. Ron Hubbard of cryptocurrency. And it had just announced the Wraith Protocol, about which we knew nothing except that it had a really cool name.  
I immediately decided to throw some money at it, but a gut feeling held me back. Maybe it was the cultish shilling and endless Lambo-talk, but for some reason I decided to wait and see what the Nazgul money had to offer.
Then the Wraith protocol took a sickday. Then it was delayed by bugs.  By the time  it finally did come out, Verge looked like the digital equivalent of a guy selling speakers from the back of a van.
Brown Flag No. 2: Don’t Give your Money to Someone Who Won’t Tell You their Real Name
“Officer, that’s the man who ran off with my money. The cartoon character with the glasses. His name is SpookyKid.”
Verge is brought to you by “Sunerok,” which sounds like the Bizarro-world equivalent of Justin Sun.Apparently it’s a pseudonym for Justin Vendetta–I say “apparently,” because Vendetta sounds as much like a real name as Sunerok.
“Sunerok’s” other  colleagues include such distinguished crypto-luminaries as “SpookyKid” and “CryptoRekt,” as well as a team of identical grey silhouettes with names like “Yakuza112” and “XVGMonk.”
We’ve harped on this before, and not just because fake names make you look dumb. Having real names is an important sign of a projects’ security: it’s much harder to pull off a scam on people who know where you live.
Brown Flag No. 3: Don’t Trust a Locksmith Who Keeps His Key Under The Doormat
There are two things almost everyone should learn before they’re allowed near a computer. The first lesson, which I learned the hard way, is that you should always use Incognito Mode so that you don’t spend your teenage years with a therapist who specializes in cat porn.
Only slightly less important is to protect your passwords. That’s why you need twelve different alphabets just to get into your email. Usually when  you hear about someone famous getting hacked, it’s because all of their passwords are “Guest.” 
So it was a pretty bad sign when Verge—”The future of privacy”—got its Twitter account hijacked like a teenagers’ Instagram.
Sunerok would later shift the blame to Yahoo,  saying the hackers exploited a leaked database. The fact that a leading cryptocurrency developer is using Yahoo in the first place should be a pretty big warning sign by itself.
At least he wasn’t the only idiot in the room.
Urgent: My account was hacked. Twitter has been notified. The coin of the day tweet was not me. As you all know… I am not doing a coin of the day anymore!!!!
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 27, 2017
Brown Flag No. 3: Please Contribute To Our Moon Fund
Most of the cryptocurrency world was ready to give XVG the benefit of the doubt. Sure, they had some green programmers, but they’d put too much work into it to exit scam. And then:
….A global organization with a vast network of high traffic sites is looking to enter the cryptocurrency market and form a strategic business alliance with Verge as the preferred form of secure payment method, offering a quick and private means of transaction to hundreds of millions of potential consumers daily. This partnership represents an enormous potential market with a global reach that will compete with multiple fiat currencies. We are eager to see this partnership materialize and invite everyone in the Verge community to support this groundbreaking initiative. Help us accelerate this crowdfunding effort and reach our target by donating coins today.
That’s the future of money, rattling a tin cup and promising to make you rich. In other words, your Verge could be the new Bitcoin—but only if you give us more money.
Justin Sunerok’s fundraising strategy. I mean, Justin Vendetta. How is that a real name?
This is textbook Nigerian prince-ing,  almost as sketchy as the time Elon Musk promised to send me ten Ethereum. He still hasn’t paid me back, but hopefully the Binance guy will pull through. 
“……..and the worst part is, I signed an NDA so I can’t tell anybody yet who we have this massive potential partnership yet with is….”
The secret “partnership” attracted wide speculation within the Verge community, and wider ridicule outside of it. Could it be Amazon? Microsoft? Or some fake shell corporation in the Bahamas? After much well-deserved roasting Bizarro-Justin produced the following, totally credible explanation, courtesy of his rectum:
We were talking about doing a crowdfund to get Verge supported on Ledger Nano, and uhhh, then I got an email from somebody at a big company, and uhh,  they said, “hey, we’ve been checking out cryptocurrencies for the last few months and we really like Verge. Can you come talk to us?” And I said, sure. And I met up with them, everything kind of worked out, and they said, “alright, if you guys can raise the funds to cover the integration and some marketing and stuff, we can make this all happen.”….and the worst part is, we signed an NDA so I can’t tell anybody yet who we have this massive potential partnership yet with is.
And later:
” I think that this is the largest adoption of a non-top three coin  to ever happen. It could be the largest adoption of a virtual cryptocurrency ever…..”
The secret to a good lie is making it believable, but Justin can’t even get that part right. Can anyone imagine a conversation like this happening in a real business run by grownups?
CEO: “We’ve decided to make our foray into cryptocurrency. As you know, this is a high-stakes business deal and we can only partner with the most sophisticated, professional development teams. We certainly can’t endanger our brand with a second rate partnership. How’s the research going?
Minion: “Well boss, there’s Bitcoin, but the fees are kind of high and its market dominance is slipping. Plus we have no idea if the Lightning Network’s going to work. We could try partnering with Ethereum, it’s not had quite as much time to prove itself but the market cap has grown by quite a lot. There’s one called Dash too..”
Boss: “Dash is out, they’re wasting their money on some sci fi show. Any other promising contenders in the top ten?”
Minion: “Well, there’s one called Bitcoin Cash, which forked from Bitcoin last year.
BOSS: “Bcash. LOL. What else? Anything in the top twenty?”
M:“No, but according to John McAfee there’s a one-year old privacy coin developed by volunteers. It’s unproven, doesn’t actually offer any real privacy, and keeps missing deadlines. It’s called Verge.
BOSS:“That’s just the kind of project we’re looking for! Let’s just hope they don’t get hacked in the next few days.”
Brown Clouds on the Horizon
Any doubts or reservations about XVG’s toilet quality should have been flushed away last week:
We had a small hash attack that lasted about 3 hours earlier this morning, it's been cleared up now. We will be implementing even more redundancy checks for things of this nature in the future! $XVG #vergefam
— vergecurrency (@vergecurrency) April 4, 2018
The “small” attack, which actually lasted for thirteen hours, exploited a loophole in Verge’s rules which allowed the hacker to successfully mine empty blocks in less than a second. Sunerok did not address the hack until it was discussed on Bitcointalk.
Instead of forking back to a pre-attack state, Sunerok panicked and pushed an update to the node software. The update caused an unexpected hard fork, which paralyzed the network, froze many users’ wallets and allowed the hackers to walk away with a million dollars in tokens.
Paradoxically, XVG tokens continued to soar on most exchanges, for the simple reason that the tokens were still impossible to move.
As usual, Verge downplayed the enormity of their fuckup while continuing to upsell their “groundbreaking” partnership. Meanwhile, somewhere in Silicon Valley, we can only guess what when down with Verge’s totally-real partnership when the protocol’s Swiss-cheese security was revealed. 
Diagnosis: Get your Umbrella
Until recently, even the deepest skeptics  didn’t really question the honesty of the Verge team. Although it had all the signs of a naive project by get-rich-quick amateurs, there was no reason to think it was an intentional scam.
That perception changed as the Verge team alternated between bungling their software and deceiving their investors. Their inability to demonstrate any technical skill–besides digging their hole deeper–make us wonder if they hired Firano the Bomber to help with the coding.
The mystery hack also set off alarm bells, and not just because of the shitty coding. The timing of the attack–and the strange decision to let the “hacker” walk with the coins–seem to echo the bad omens that foreshadowed the collapses of Mt Gox, BitGrail, BitConnect, Davorcoin and many bigger projects. 
 The only way to improve this project would be to exit scam, which at least would prove that Bizarro-Justin can get one thing right. On a scale of one to BitConnect, Verge gets a score of Nine Carlos.
Seriously. Get out while you can.
https://ift.tt/2ITHZ1n
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vdmeganlawsontei · 6 years
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Shitcoin of the Week: Top Secret!
Shitcoin of the Week: Top Secret!
Coinstaker is very pleased to announce that this week, we’re covering the smelliest shitcoin of all. If Skycoin had an ugly paint job, and Tronix has a  used-car vibe, this one’s the roaring dumpster fire of the cryptocurrency world: a toxic, fuming wreckage of bad code and worse management with no benefits other than to make the rest of us feel better about our tanking portfolios.
Unfortunately, due to complicated restrictions involving  a Top Secret clearance and a pinky swear with my very real Canadian girlfriend,  we can’t disclose this week’s stinker just yet.  Before we reveal the Shitcoin of the week, we need to raise at least 3 million dollars in to make this project work.
Please donate to the address below so we can reveal this exciting crypto-turd.
ETH Address.
Did you donate yet? We can’t reveal anything until we meet our fundraising goal.
Please Donate here.
Okay, good. Surprise! The shitcoin of the week is: Verge.
Verge-in Birth
Verge(XVG) is the youngest sibling in the family of “privacy coins,” the projects designed to safeguard the secrecy and anonymity of their users. Whereas Bitcoin and Ethereum have public ledgers, allowing sufficiently-motivated busybodies to theoretically deduce who owns what, these coins help you hide your wealth from the IRS, the police, and your wife.
There are couple of different ways to do that. Monero, the preferred medium for darknet drug dealers, uses enhanced encryption to disguise addresses and transaction volumes. Dash  PrivateSend allows coins from multiple transactions to be mixed for greater anonymity. Verge uses Tor,  the IP masking system used by Dark Net Markets, Chinese activists and other cyber-miscreants.
As described in the XVG Black Paper(an admittedly clever bit of branding) Verge hides a users’ identity by island-hopping their transactions through a chain of nodes. There’s also the Wraith protocol,  which gives users the choice of recording transactions on a public or private ledger. 
Incidentally, Verge is also French for “penis,” a word we expect to appear on the XVG website in the coming weeks.
Brown Flag No. 1: The Dog Keeps Eating Their Code
Most of us learned about Verge after its first bull run last fall.  To novice investors, XVG  was crypto-catnip: it was cheap, had just mooned spectacularly, and had a heavy shilling from John McAfee, the L. Ron Hubbard of cryptocurrency. And it had just announced the Wraith Protocol, about which we knew nothing except that it had a really cool name.  
I immediately decided to throw some money at it, but a gut feeling held me back. Maybe it was the cultish shilling and endless Lambo-talk, but for some reason I decided to wait and see what the Nazgul money had to offer.
Then the Wraith protocol took a sickday. Then it was delayed by bugs.  By the time  it finally did come out, Verge looked like the digital equivalent of a guy selling speakers from the back of a van.
Brown Flag No. 2: Don’t Give your Money to Someone Who Won’t Tell You their Real Name
“Officer, that’s the man who ran off with my money. The cartoon character with the glasses. His name is SpookyKid.”
Verge is brought to you by “Sunerok,” which sounds like the Bizarro-world equivalent of Justin Sun.Apparently it’s a pseudonym for Justin Vendetta–I say “apparently,” because Vendetta sounds as much like a real name as Sunerok.
“Sunerok’s” other  colleagues include such distinguished crypto-luminaries as “SpookyKid” and “CryptoRekt,” as well as a team of identical grey silhouettes with names like “Yakuza112” and “XVGMonk.”
We’ve harped on this before, and not just because fake names make you look dumb. Having real names is an important sign of a projects’ security: it’s much harder to pull off a scam on people who know where you live.
Brown Flag No. 3: Don’t Trust a Locksmith Who Keeps His Key Under The Doormat
There are two things almost everyone should learn before they’re allowed near a computer. The first lesson, which I learned the hard way, is that you should always use Incognito Mode so that you don’t spend your teenage years with a therapist who specializes in cat porn.
Only slightly less important is to protect your passwords. That’s why you need twelve different alphabets just to get into your email. Usually when  you hear about someone famous getting hacked, it’s because all of their passwords are “Guest.” 
So it was a pretty bad sign when Verge—”The future of privacy”—got its Twitter account hijacked like a teenagers’ Instagram.
Sunerok would later shift the blame to Yahoo,  saying the hackers exploited a leaked database. The fact that a leading cryptocurrency developer is using Yahoo in the first place should be a pretty big warning sign by itself.
At least he wasn’t the only idiot in the room.
Urgent: My account was hacked. Twitter has been notified. The coin of the day tweet was not me. As you all know… I am not doing a coin of the day anymore!!!!
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 27, 2017
Brown Flag No. 3: Please Contribute To Our Moon Fund
Most of the cryptocurrency world was ready to give XVG the benefit of the doubt. Sure, they had some green programmers, but they’d put too much work into it to exit scam. And then:
….A global organization with a vast network of high traffic sites is looking to enter the cryptocurrency market and form a strategic business alliance with Verge as the preferred form of secure payment method, offering a quick and private means of transaction to hundreds of millions of potential consumers daily. This partnership represents an enormous potential market with a global reach that will compete with multiple fiat currencies. We are eager to see this partnership materialize and invite everyone in the Verge community to support this groundbreaking initiative. Help us accelerate this crowdfunding effort and reach our target by donating coins today.
That’s the future of money, rattling a tin cup and promising to make you rich. In other words, your Verge could be the new Bitcoin—but only if you give us more money.
Justin Sunerok’s fundraising strategy. I mean, Justin Vendetta. How is that a real name?
This is textbook Nigerian prince-ing,  almost as sketchy as the time Elon Musk promised to send me ten Ethereum. He still hasn’t paid me back, but hopefully the Binance guy will pull through. 
“……..and the worst part is, I signed an NDA so I can’t tell anybody yet who we have this massive potential partnership yet with is….”
The secret “partnership” attracted wide speculation within the Verge community, and wider ridicule outside of it. Could it be Amazon? Microsoft? Or some fake shell corporation in the Bahamas? After much well-deserved roasting Bizarro-Justin produced the following, totally credible explanation, courtesy of his rectum:
We were talking about doing a crowdfund to get Verge supported on Ledger Nano, and uhhh, then I got an email from somebody at a big company, and uhh,  they said, “hey, we’ve been checking out cryptocurrencies for the last few months and we really like Verge. Can you come talk to us?” And I said, sure. And I met up with them, everything kind of worked out, and they said, “alright, if you guys can raise the funds to cover the integration and some marketing and stuff, we can make this all happen.”….and the worst part is, we signed an NDA so I can’t tell anybody yet who we have this massive potential partnership yet with is.
And later:
” I think that this is the largest adoption of a non-top three coin  to ever happen. It could be the largest adoption of a virtual cryptocurrency ever…..”
The secret to a good lie is making it believable, but Justin can’t even get that part right. Can anyone imagine a conversation like this happening in a real business run by grownups?
CEO: “We’ve decided to make our foray into cryptocurrency. As you know, this is a high-stakes business deal and we can only partner with the most sophisticated, professional development teams. We certainly can’t endanger our brand with a second rate partnership. How’s the research going?
Minion: “Well boss, there’s Bitcoin, but the fees are kind of high and its market dominance is slipping. Plus we have no idea if the Lightning Network’s going to work. We could try partnering with Ethereum, it’s not had quite as much time to prove itself but the market cap has grown by quite a lot. There’s one called Dash too..”
Boss: “Dash is out, they’re wasting their money on some sci fi show. Any other promising contenders in the top ten?”
Minion: “Well, there’s one called Bitcoin Cash, which forked from Bitcoin last year.
BOSS: “Bcash. LOL. What else? Anything in the top twenty?”
M:“No, but according to John McAfee there’s a one-year old privacy coin developed by volunteers. It’s unproven, doesn’t actually offer any real privacy, and keeps missing deadlines. It’s called Verge.
BOSS:“That’s just the kind of project we’re looking for! Let’s just hope they don’t get hacked in the next few days.”
Brown Clouds on the Horizon
Any doubts or reservations about XVG’s toilet quality should have been flushed away last week:
We had a small hash attack that lasted about 3 hours earlier this morning, it's been cleared up now. We will be implementing even more redundancy checks for things of this nature in the future! $XVG #vergefam
— vergecurrency (@vergecurrency) April 4, 2018
The “small” attack, which actually lasted for thirteen hours, exploited a loophole in Verge’s rules which allowed the hacker to successfully mine empty blocks in less than a second. Sunerok did not address the hack until it was discussed on Bitcointalk.
Instead of forking back to a pre-attack state, Sunerok panicked and pushed an update to the node software. The update caused an unexpected hard fork, which paralyzed the network, froze many users’ wallets and allowed the hackers to walk away with a million dollars in tokens.
Paradoxically, XVG tokens continued to soar on most exchanges, for the simple reason that the tokens were still impossible to move.
As usual, Verge downplayed the enormity of their fuckup while continuing to upsell their “groundbreaking” partnership. Meanwhile, somewhere in Silicon Valley, we can only guess what when down with Verge’s totally-real partnership when the protocol’s Swiss-cheese security was revealed. 
Diagnosis: Get your Umbrella
Until recently, even the deepest skeptics  didn’t really question the honesty of the Verge team. Although it had all the signs of a naive project by get-rich-quick amateurs, there was no reason to think it was an intentional scam.
That perception changed as the Verge team alternated between bungling their software and deceiving their investors. Their inability to demonstrate any technical skill–besides digging their hole deeper–make us wonder if they hired Firano the Bomber to help with the coding.
The mystery hack also set off alarm bells, and not just because of the shitty coding. The timing of the attack–and the strange decision to let the “hacker” walk with the coins–seem to echo the bad omens that foreshadowed the collapses of Mt Gox, BitGrail, BitConnect, Davorcoin and many bigger projects. 
 The only way to improve this project would be to exit scam, which at least would prove that Bizarro-Justin can get one thing right. On a scale of one to BitConnect, Verge gets a score of Nine Carlos.
Seriously. Get out while you can.
https://ift.tt/2v5U6WS
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lewisgabriel84z31 · 6 years
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Shitcoin of the Week: Top Secret!
Shitcoin of the Week: Top Secret!
Coinstaker is very pleased to announce that this week, we’re covering the smelliest shitcoin of all. If Skycoin had an ugly paint job, and Tronix has a  used-car vibe, this one’s the roaring dumpster fire of the cryptocurrency world: a toxic, fuming wreckage of bad code and worse management with no benefits other than to make the rest of us feel better about our tanking portfolios.
Unfortunately, due to complicated restrictions involving  a Top Secret clearance and a pinky swear with my very real Canadian girlfriend,  we can’t disclose this week’s stinker just yet.  Before we reveal the Shitcoin of the week, we need to raise at least 3 million dollars in to make this project work.
Please donate to the address below so we can reveal this exciting crypto-turd.
ETH Address.
Did you donate yet? We can’t reveal anything until we meet our fundraising goal.
Please Donate here.
Okay, good. Surprise! The shitcoin of the week is: Verge.
Verge-in Birth
Verge(XVG) is the youngest sibling in the family of “privacy coins,” the projects designed to safeguard the secrecy and anonymity of their users. Whereas Bitcoin and Ethereum have public ledgers, allowing sufficiently-motivated busybodies to theoretically deduce who owns what, these coins help you hide your wealth from the IRS, the police, and your wife.
There are couple of different ways to do that. Monero, the preferred medium for darknet drug dealers, uses enhanced encryption to disguise addresses and transaction volumes. Dash  PrivateSend allows coins from multiple transactions to be mixed for greater anonymity. Verge uses Tor,  the IP masking system used by Dark Net Markets, Chinese activists and other cyber-miscreants.
As described in the XVG Black Paper(an admittedly clever bit of branding) Verge hides a users’ identity by island-hopping their transactions through a chain of nodes. There’s also the Wraith protocol,  which gives users the choice of recording transactions on a public or private ledger. 
Incidentally, Verge is also French for “penis,” a word we expect to appear on the XVG website in the coming weeks.
Brown Flag No. 1: The Dog Keeps Eating Their Code
Most of us learned about Verge after its first bull run last fall.  To novice investors, XVG  was crypto-catnip: it was cheap, had just mooned spectacularly, and had a heavy shilling from John McAfee, the L. Ron Hubbard of cryptocurrency. And it had just announced the Wraith Protocol, about which we knew nothing except that it had a really cool name.  
I immediately decided to throw some money at it, but a gut feeling held me back. Maybe it was the cultish shilling and endless Lambo-talk, but for some reason I decided to wait and see what the Nazgul money had to offer.
Then the Wraith protocol took a sickday. Then it was delayed by bugs.  By the time  it finally did come out, Verge looked like the digital equivalent of a guy selling speakers from the back of a van.
Brown Flag No. 2: Don’t Give your Money to Someone Who Won’t Tell You their Real Name
“Officer, that’s the man who ran off with my money. The cartoon character with the glasses. His name is SpookyKid.”
Verge is brought to you by “Sunerok,” which sounds like the Bizarro-world equivalent of Justin Sun.Apparently it’s a pseudonym for Justin Vendetta–I say “apparently,” because Vendetta sounds as much like a real name as Sunerok.
“Sunerok’s” other  colleagues include such distinguished crypto-luminaries as “SpookyKid” and “CryptoRekt,” as well as a team of identical grey silhouettes with names like “Yakuza112” and “XVGMonk.”
We’ve harped on this before, and not just because fake names make you look dumb. Having real names is an important sign of a projects’ security: it’s much harder to pull off a scam on people who know where you live.
Brown Flag No. 3: Don’t Trust a Locksmith Who Keeps His Key Under The Doormat
There are two things almost everyone should learn before they’re allowed near a computer. The first lesson, which I learned the hard way, is that you should always use Incognito Mode so that you don’t spend your teenage years with a therapist who specializes in cat porn.
Only slightly less important is to protect your passwords. That’s why you need twelve different alphabets just to get into your email. Usually when  you hear about someone famous getting hacked, it’s because all of their passwords are “Guest.” 
So it was a pretty bad sign when Verge—”The future of privacy”—got its Twitter account hijacked like a teenagers’ Instagram.
Sunerok would later shift the blame to Yahoo,  saying the hackers exploited a leaked database. The fact that a leading cryptocurrency developer is using Yahoo in the first place should be a pretty big warning sign by itself.
At least he wasn’t the only idiot in the room.
Urgent: My account was hacked. Twitter has been notified. The coin of the day tweet was not me. As you all know… I am not doing a coin of the day anymore!!!!
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 27, 2017
Brown Flag No. 3: Please Contribute To Our Moon Fund
Most of the cryptocurrency world was ready to give XVG the benefit of the doubt. Sure, they had some green programmers, but they’d put too much work into it to exit scam. And then:
….A global organization with a vast network of high traffic sites is looking to enter the cryptocurrency market and form a strategic business alliance with Verge as the preferred form of secure payment method, offering a quick and private means of transaction to hundreds of millions of potential consumers daily. This partnership represents an enormous potential market with a global reach that will compete with multiple fiat currencies. We are eager to see this partnership materialize and invite everyone in the Verge community to support this groundbreaking initiative. Help us accelerate this crowdfunding effort and reach our target by donating coins today.
That’s the future of money, rattling a tin cup and promising to make you rich. In other words, your Verge could be the new Bitcoin—but only if you give us more money.
Justin Sunerok’s fundraising strategy. I mean, Justin Vendetta. How is that a real name?
This is textbook Nigerian prince-ing,  almost as sketchy as the time Elon Musk promised to send me ten Ethereum. He still hasn’t paid me back, but hopefully the Binance guy will pull through. 
“……..and the worst part is, I signed an NDA so I can’t tell anybody yet who we have this massive potential partnership yet with is….”
The secret “partnership” attracted wide speculation within the Verge community, and wider ridicule outside of it. Could it be Amazon? Microsoft? Or some fake shell corporation in the Bahamas? After much well-deserved roasting Bizarro-Justin produced the following, totally credible explanation, courtesy of his rectum:
We were talking about doing a crowdfund to get Verge supported on Ledger Nano, and uhhh, then I got an email from somebody at a big company, and uhh,  they said, “hey, we’ve been checking out cryptocurrencies for the last few months and we really like Verge. Can you come talk to us?” And I said, sure. And I met up with them, everything kind of worked out, and they said, “alright, if you guys can raise the funds to cover the integration and some marketing and stuff, we can make this all happen.”….and the worst part is, we signed an NDA so I can’t tell anybody yet who we have this massive potential partnership yet with is.
And later:
” I think that this is the largest adoption of a non-top three coin  to ever happen. It could be the largest adoption of a virtual cryptocurrency ever…..”
The secret to a good lie is making it believable, but Justin can’t even get that part right. Can anyone imagine a conversation like this happening in a real business run by grownups?
CEO: “We’ve decided to make our foray into cryptocurrency. As you know, this is a high-stakes business deal and we can only partner with the most sophisticated, professional development teams. We certainly can’t endanger our brand with a second rate partnership. How’s the research going?
Minion: “Well boss, there’s Bitcoin, but the fees are kind of high and its market dominance is slipping. Plus we have no idea if the Lightning Network’s going to work. We could try partnering with Ethereum, it’s not had quite as much time to prove itself but the market cap has grown by quite a lot. There’s one called Dash too..”
Boss: “Dash is out, they’re wasting their money on some sci fi show. Any other promising contenders in the top ten?”
Minion: “Well, there’s one called Bitcoin Cash, which forked from Bitcoin last year.
BOSS: “Bcash. LOL. What else? Anything in the top twenty?”
M:“No, but according to John McAfee there’s a one-year old privacy coin developed by volunteers. It’s unproven, doesn’t actually offer any real privacy, and keeps missing deadlines. It’s called Verge.
BOSS:“That’s just the kind of project we’re looking for! Let’s just hope they don’t get hacked in the next few days.”
Brown Clouds on the Horizon
Any doubts or reservations about XVG’s toilet quality should have been flushed away last week:
We had a small hash attack that lasted about 3 hours earlier this morning, it's been cleared up now. We will be implementing even more redundancy checks for things of this nature in the future! $XVG #vergefam
— vergecurrency (@vergecurrency) April 4, 2018
The “small” attack, which actually lasted for thirteen hours, exploited a loophole in Verge’s rules which allowed the hacker to successfully mine empty blocks in less than a second. Sunerok did not address the hack until it was discussed on Bitcointalk.
Instead of forking back to a pre-attack state, Sunerok panicked and pushed an update to the node software. The update caused an unexpected hard fork, which paralyzed the network, froze many users’ wallets and allowed the hackers to walk away with a million dollars in tokens.
Paradoxically, XVG tokens continued to soar on most exchanges, for the simple reason that the tokens were still impossible to move.
As usual, Verge downplayed the enormity of their fuckup while continuing to upsell their “groundbreaking” partnership. Meanwhile, somewhere in Silicon Valley, we can only guess what when down with Verge’s totally-real partnership when the protocol’s Swiss-cheese security was revealed. 
Diagnosis: Get your Umbrella
Until recently, even the deepest skeptics  didn’t really question the honesty of the Verge team. Although it had all the signs of a naive project by get-rich-quick amateurs, there was no reason to think it was an intentional scam.
That perception changed as the Verge team alternated between bungling their software and deceiving their investors. Their inability to demonstrate any technical skill–besides digging their hole deeper–make us wonder if they hired Firano the Bomber to help with the coding.
The mystery hack also set off alarm bells, and not just because of the shitty coding. The timing of the attack–and the strange decision to let the “hacker” walk with the coins–seem to echo the bad omens that foreshadowed the collapses of Mt Gox, BitGrail, BitConnect, Davorcoin and many bigger projects. 
 The only way to improve this project would be to exit scam, which at least would prove that Bizarro-Justin can get one thing right. On a scale of one to BitConnect, Verge gets a score of Nine Carlos.
Seriously. Get out while you can.
https://ift.tt/2v5U6WS
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