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michaels-office-hours · 2 months
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Ok… brainrot… but….
Yor in a wedding dress…. But because it’s her wedding she’s worried it’ll be attacked.
And also Yor is very traditional, in some traditions (I actually genuinely don’t know which… probably Christianity????) The white dress means purity.
Yor has a hard time believing she’s pure, or good. So she wouldn’t think she deserves the white dress. And add on her worrying about an attack? She’d much prefer a black dress like she usually wears.
I think Loid would except it on the wedding day…. But if he was allowed to pick outfits for the honeymoon? (Let’s be honest he always is dressing up his ladies in the best of the best. It’s his favorite pastime aside from staring at them lovingly) He would probably find all kinds of white, or pastel color things for Yor to wear. Probably two or three dresses even.
And I can only imagine the conversation.
Yor: LOID! Not another dress!
Loid: It was on clearance. Don’t worry. (And this is all on Wise’s check)
Yor: You got so many new clothes… they’re so lovely, but I’ll never be able to wear them all. (They’re all so light. They’d show so many stains… I could never wash them out)
Loid: Well, you can trade wearing your favorites like you do at home. And then when we get home, you might add some to your favorites. *smile spreads across his face*
Yor: *can’t say no when he smiles at her, so hangs her head and concedes*
Yor: I’ll go make coffee.
Loid: Not before you pick out one of the new sweaters I got you to try on!
Yor: Loid I- *sigh*
Yor: *selects a light blue one, pastel robin’s egg, then turns to leave*
Yor: You spoil me too much
Loid: *only smiles that infuriating smile*
Later they’re sitting on the couch of the hotel they’ve rented talking and sipping the still warm coffee
Yor: And then Anya said she would protect me from all the aliens and in the world, if they ever tried to steal my cabbages.
Loid: *laughs and wipes a tear from his eye*
Loid: That sounds like out Anya alright.
Yor: *warmth fills her chest as she hears his laugh. She wants to hear it more. And forever.*
Yor: She raised her arms up like this too and then- OH NO THE COFFEE!!
Loid: *rushes over in an instant and catches the cup and saucer before it can fall to pieces, but the same can’t be said for Yor*
Loid: Yor! Are you ok?! I’ll get towels, but it didn’t burn you right?
Yor: *quietly crying, shakes her head*
Loid: *comes back with the towels and does what he can*
Loid: I think it’s ok Yor, this couch is leather so it won’t be stained. We won’t have to pay any fees or- are you sure you’re ok?!
Yor: *starts sobbing loudly*
Loid: Yor?!
Yor: You got me so many pretty things, and I can’t even keep them nice around the house!
Loid: I- What?!
Yor: *looks down at her sweater and the brown stain seeping through it and cries harder*
Yor: You deserve someone who won’t make messes. I can’t clean all these up! I can’t fix this! Oh Loid! Why on earth did you have to be stuck with me!
Loid: *takes her head in his hands*
Loid: Hey, hey, Yor. Listen to me. Breathe. It’s ok. You’re going to be ok. I’m not mad. Nothing is wrong. Just breathe in and out. Like this. 1..2..3..4..1..2..3..4.. there’s my girl, there you go. It’s ok.
Loid: *as he gently strokes her hair until her hiccups calm enough for them to talk, Loid assesses the damage*
Yor faintly: I’m so sorry, L-
Loid: Don’t be.
Yor: *bottom lip quivering anew*
Loid: *turns her head up to look at him directly. And kisses her*
Loid: There is no other woman I would have. Period.
Yor: *stares astonishedly*
Loid: You work so hard to clean, and cook, and provide for Anya and myself. You are allowed to fall short, or have skills you need help with. Or frankly… to be human.
Yor: *blinks*
Loid: I wasn’t going to expect you to clean this up. At least not without help. And yes I knew the light clothes would stain and it would be hard to get that out. I still think you look good on them, and deserve to let yourself feel pretty.
Yor: But… it’s new, Loid.
Yor: *tearing up with the weight of everything*
Yor: It’s brand new, and you have it to me, and now it’s stained.
Loid: Yes. So now it’s yours.
Yor: What?
Loid: Every new thing wears down eventually. Everything in peak condition will eventually have a couple bumps and ruts. If you were the one that put them there, you know how to work around them, or might find them to add beauty to a plain sweater.
Yor: *giggles despite herself*
Yor: How can coffee stains make something prettier?
Loid: Human brains tend to find patterns, so it will link memories to images. You were telling me about a memory with Anya, we were spending time, we are now. All of those are now linked to that stain when we see it.
Yor: And also me crying…
Loid: … ok and that. But focus on the positives.
Yor: *snickers*
Loid: And you don’t have to keep it if you don’t want it. I can always go get a new one for you.
Yor: … Loid?
Loid: Yes?
Yor: All that stuff, you said about leaving marks? You were talking about us… weren’t you. Leaving marks on each other’s lives.
Loid: …
Yor: *cuddles into his chest*
Yor: Anya made a mark too, didn’t she?
Loid: I would rather die, than not have your love stains on my heart.
OH MY WORD WHEN DID I WRITE THIS I LOOKED UP AND ITS BEEN LIKE 30 MINUTES WHAT!?! Ahem….
Idk if this is pre or post reveal. Honestly I think you could tweak this whichever way you wanted hehe. But uhhhh. Yeah. (Btw no I’m not still salty the only good line from Cars two was that one about dents what gave you that idea >:P)
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Green ninja's biggest weakness: being tickled
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alizibtheterrible · 5 months
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shoutout to The Maybe Man album for suddenly getting 2nd place in my album rankings for my music review this year
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bugdogg · 8 months
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uhh cotton/ self portait(?) doodle
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bibliosims · 17 days
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titania | an upper body tattoo. ⊹₊ ⋆
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TOU: do not reupload and never put this behind a paywall !
previews and more under the cut !
meet titania, my first tattoo (and ts4 cc) ever ! i’ve so enjoyed working on this little project and am already planning out the next one ! enjoy :)
psa the back tattoo warps kind of weirdly on certain masc frames, sorry ! also, there are 10 individual swatches per 3 opacity options, so technically it's 30 swatches overall
also feel free to tag me if u use these ! it’d be cool to see these in the wild 🫶🏻
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•☽────✧˖°˖ art by william heath robinson for shakespeare's a midsummer night's dream ˖°˖✧────☾•
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asoftepiloguemylove · 7 months
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Mikko Harvey Wind-Related in the Wheatfield // Jonny Bolduc open question @jovialtorchlight // Cheryl Strayed Tiny Beautiful Things // @/mkpoet (instagram) // Mary Oliver Count the Roses // Phoebe Bridgers Waiting Room // Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Marie Howe Magdalene Afterwards; "Magdalene: Poems"
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heartorbit · 4 months
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stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈
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little-pondhead · 9 months
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DP x DC Prompt
There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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ghostinmybrain · 1 year
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“I have trauma,” alright, I’ll try my best to not trigger you.
“I have ADHD and Autism,” okay, I’ll do my best to accommodate.
“My OCD is bad again,” I’ll keep an eye out and help you stop.
“Hey Onyx, don’t do that i don’t like it,” sorry I won’t do it anymore.
“Hey Onyx, please stop talking right now,” okay I’ll be quite, you keep talking though.
“I have ADHD and Autism,” you’ve said this already but I wont bring that up.
“Hey, don’t interrupt me,” okay, I wont question when you do it.
“Shhh shut up,” I hear the playfulness in your voice, but why do you tell others things that trigger you?
“Hey Onyx, not to gaslight you but it feels like you’re trying to replace me,” sorry, I’ll stop hanging out with them as much.
“Stop talking about your disability you’ve already said it,” sorry I thought you’d understand. I wont say that though, I don’t want to hurt you.
“Hey I need a break for my mental health,” alright I’ll do my best to help you.
“Thanks to @bf for helping me through all of this!” oh, im not there anymore I guess.
“You seem depressed?” no I’m not, just tired. Don’t worry about me.
“*hanging out with other friends*,” oh, I guess you don’t need me now.
“*gets mad when I prioritize other friends*,” sorry, I’ll be scared to make friends.
“Hey, can you and ###### be my buddy’s for ####? I don’t want to be alone,” sure, but why are you dragging so many people in too?
“They’re joining our group,” you know I’m not a fan of big groups….
“Onyx sit by me!” but somebody else already wants to…
“Hey, A, it’s okay if you sit by Onyx I don’t mind!” I’m supposed to answer… it’s affecting me not you…
“Onyx come hang out with us!” but what about my other friends?
“Onyx it’s getting bad again,” I’m right here, don’t worry.
“Onyx i was doing so well why is it worse again?” I don’t know but I’ll stay with you.
“Can you help me with my mental health?” Sure!
Can you let me out of this cage first, though?
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rochenn · 5 months
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more dooku fashion! his regular fit but spice it up with some teal and a spinewolf fur cape
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segernatural · 5 months
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sure it was a perfect storm of a pressure cooker but i promise destiel was about destiel
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drberfarious · 3 months
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rip to the oreo
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you never made it to the show
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onefey · 1 year
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So, You're The Bad Parent Of A Rival In A Mainline Pokémon Game...
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lasthaysileeshipper · 10 months
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soothedcerberus · 4 months
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I spent my week off making an embarrassingly soft comic about Kaito and his weird little pans' labyrinth vampire monster 🥺🥺
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