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caeliangel · 5 months
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SET OF BORDERS / DIVIDERS I MADE. credit me if you use!
IMAGE IDS: 9 different text dividers with different types of repetitive shapes. END OF IDS.
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fangfreaks · 1 year
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cant believe i am forced to do HUMAN things why cant i hang upside down from the ceiling? why cant i lay in bed like its my coffin? why cant i prowl around and lurk in the shadows? sigh.
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butchenbyscorpihoe · 7 months
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Big tentacle monster that finds you horny and takes it to mean that you're in heat. It decides to help of course, since it has needs it also wants to attend too.
(tag: non consent to dubious consent to enthusiastic consent, monster aphrodisiacs, tentacles, cum, implied inflation, big mess, throatfucking, overstimulation, anal)
It doesn't hesitate to take you against it and start removing inconvenient clothes.
Any attempt to open your mouth and make a noise is met with a short but firm throat fuck, so you quiet down to panting for desperate air. It takes you a few times to realize that though so it gets to use you enough times that eventually it wants to finish there. The monster shoves a nice thick one down your throat and fucks a load into your stomach that makes you feel lightheaded and suddenly needier?
You're so busy swallowing it down, that you don't notice until it's too late that one is pressing into you. It's other one is at you ass, not entering yet just teasing it to make you squirm more. It loves when you squirm.
Ot takes it's tentacle from your throat allowing you air. Not that it matters as a long moan leaves you while it shoves Itself inside. You're embarrassing yourself getting wetter about it even as you weakly protest "N-no, stop."
You are met with the tentacle from before at your lips, shoving in to shut you up. This time it just rest far enough that you can't talk, but you can still breathe and moan. Leave it there while the one inside you starts to fuck you properly now. You feel amazing so it really just decided that you best use is being it's fleshlight for a bit.
So of course you can do nothing as it uses the slick wetness dripping down to help itself to your ass as well.
It keep you so full of both for a moment before they both pull back. You can't believe yourself as you let out a whimper of disappointment at the empty feeling. But you aren't disappointed for long before both shove back into you, starting a hard pace.
Empty. Full. Empty. Full. It becomes maddeningly good the more it happens and eventually when it pulls out of your mouth you have no protest. Instead you beg.
"Please. Please fucking fill me until I'm full of you. Cum in me please, fucking fill me till I'm dizzy."
It can't speak english but it deems to understand and starts to pound you even harder, though that seemed impossible. Another tentacle joins the first in your pussy, while a small few creep out over your skin. One teases your clit and other find your nipples, playing with them and overwhelming you. They pull at them like a mouth sucking, and the one at your clit seems to know all the most sensitive points to press down and rub onto.
You can't not cum when you feel it build up, gasping and crying from the stimulation. Your whole vody shakes against the monster, the motions continuing steadily. The monster isn't done with its slutty heat toy so it fucks you through another two before finally it seems close enough to fill you.
It's thrust gets messier, and it's leaking and obscene amount of what seems to be it's own version of lubrication. You beg for it's cum, whimpering and squirming as much as you can to get it deep inside your holes. Until finally you feel it. It's filling both of you holes with a warm thick cum. Somehow this makes you cum again, desperate and overstimulated to a point where all you can do is babble nonsense around your moans. If you weren't in heat starting this, you sure are now.
And when it pulls out you can feel it gushing down your legs and feel a loss. You hoped you could stay full of cum, like a good monster breeding toy. But you are not disappointed for long.
Instead of letting you go it keeps you there, searching out a round 2 just a half hour later. After all, it has to help that heat of yours~
- 🩸
AYO WHO TF DECIDED TO MAKE ME THIS HORNY ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON
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yxstxrdrxxm · 1 month
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SYNOPSIS: One shot should be enough. That's all there is to it, right?
TW/s: Yandere behavior, emotional manipulation, guilt tripping, lowkey these two are terrifying to deal with, kazuha has no remorse in some of these, vaguely terrifying heizou, nsfw warnings also include drugging, blackmail, and arson.
NOTE FROM HR: Happy Valentine’s Day, 🩸 anon. It seems your boyfriends decided to do something very special for you. After all, they liked you, didn’t they? I hope you like sweets, because I know they prepared something special for you. Just… Try not to look into what they made too much.
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Dealing with Kazuha and Heizou isn't all that bad. For you, the two of them had been nothing but kind and welcoming, although the first time you have decided to rent them in the app, the greeting was more or less a surprise.
You remembered what Heizou told you, since he would remind you so often. You were, in his words, 'a golden retriever'. Why did he call you that? You were answered with that you just looked like it, without any sort of explanation.
For Kazuha, though, he called you his 'maple'. An endearing nickname, considering you red through his profile that he was a poet and isn't fan of being too mean to whoever rents him.
The one thing that you knew from their terms was to not ask either of them about Wanderer or Kamisato Ayato and his clan. For Heizou, it's because he worked for the bigwig himself and didn't want word to spread about his comments, and for Kazuha, he had... 'History', as he puts it.
Going past the sudden surprise and the slight confusion between you and the two men, the three of you discussed some ground rules on what they should expect from you and vice versa.
For Kazuha, he wanted more than to treat you like a proper boyfriend, and he didn't have as much limitations other than prying into his past unless stated otherwise.
As for Heizou, he wanted to keep things light and casual, but he also wouldn't like it if you try to get into his connections with the higher up he's working for and for his job.
In your case, you knew it was to be expected. The rules clearly stated that renting a boyfriend in MixMatch is fair game for the boyfriend and the client, and the boyfriend can decide what rule the other party must follow.
It also works as a sort of 'out', just in case they felt as though they wouldn't be able to get along with the boyfriend they rented with a full refund.
With this in mind, you told the two that the same was to be expected: you don't want either of them to dig into your past, and you don't want them to force you to things you hate. After all, you had to scrounge up enough money to afford them as their prices are on the lower side than other guys.
And... Well, that's where you three are at right now. Granted, Kazuha enjoys going out, but he seems to adapt quite easily to your tastes. Heizou, though, enjoyed bantering with someone who can tolerate his little antics like the white haired musician.
Sometimes, you two would end up having a bit of friendly banter on who sucks at a specific game, while Kazuha will play as a 'referee' for the two of you.
One of those moments was now.
"Pfft, you suck at being a hunter, 'zou," you said, your fingers moving to have your little bony knight combat with Hornet. "I'm going to finish Greenpath if you don't come in here soon!"
"Oh, really?" you heard Heizou answer, laughing as he manages to join in the frey. "Well, you clearly aren't doing so good against miss Hornet, Finn."
You flinched as he began to attack you when Hornet wasn't nearby, making you slip and get hurt by the warrior as a result.
"Hey!"
Parrying both attacks, you hear Kazuha enter, the scent of coffee wafting in the air as he placed the mug beside Heizou. At your peripheral vision, he walked off from Heizou's side and went to your right, placing down a drink.
Ah, the scent of strawberry milkshake... You swore this man knows you like it extra sweet.
"It seems you two are at it again," said Kazuha, the albino watching as the two gamers clashed swords, dodging Hornet's attack when she got too close to hurting either of them.
"It's fun, Kazuha! Say, why don't you come in and join me and Finn?"
Kazuha laughed as you hear the cushions move before he sat down.
"No need. I'm more content in watching you two compete over who can beat the game than anything else."
"Aw, boo! You'll enjoy it, Kaz!"
It was you who protested this time, which made the latter hum. Although, you couldn't really look at him as you were busy trying to get Heizou down to his knees (metaphorically, of course).
"Seeing you two bond and play games is enough for me, maple."
... There it is again. The nickname he gives you is enough to make you sputter.
"I-- hmph, you're missing out," you grumbled, but the tone was playful. It was enough to have Heizou chuckle and land a particular hit when you were distracted.
"Whoops~ seems like you aren't looking, retriever," he quips, causing you to huff.
"Oh, shut up!"
For the three of you, the idea of renting a boyfriend to be able to do these things never crossed your minds. To those who are looking in, it just seem more like three friends, hanging out on a special day.
Three friends hanging out in one person's home on Valentine's, sharing laughs and banters as they played games.
Yes. That's how it should be.
After all, you wouldn't want to know what goes underneath that sense of naive fun, would you?
After having beaten Heizou through a 5 round lose streak (seriously, you sometimes wonder if the detective has a damn tracker on you), the three of you realized that you don't have food for the next few days.
In your case, well... You are the definition of a broke college student. Buying groceries outside is almost like some form of scam, considering the inflation on certain goods. But with the two of your boyfriends, budgeting was not an issue.
What was an issue, however, was what was essential to buy and what isn't.
"We may be able to live off with these for a while," you told the two men, your brows furrowed in thought at the list. "Still, I'm not sure if there's anything else we're missing. I don't even know if it adds to the additional fees aside from renting you guys..."
Kazuha shook his head, his hand moving to place it on your shoulder. A comforting gesture, considering you enjoyed touch and craved it from the two of them.
"We talked about this, ダーリン. We made sure that whatever expenses we spent on you wouldn't count to the cost you paid for us beforehand, remember?"
Your frown was still present. It was clear that you were struggling to remember, and it caused Heizou to pat your head with a chuckle.
"Look, if you're so worried that it could, why don't you see it as us treating you? It is Valentine's Day, so it'd be nice if you don't have to remind the two of us and your little head that we cost more than a month's rent."
Ah. Right.
"... Fine," you answered, sighing. "I guess I forgot that you two aren't actually my boyfriends. That, and spending for you two costs an arm, and I'd rather not pay for any additional expenses if I want to live for a year."
This caused them to chuckle.
"Oh, you don't have to."
After all, they have plans they want to spend with on Valentine's Day. Some that you weren't even aware of are already in motion.
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Spending time with Heizou was easy, since Kazuha has a full day ahead to make this the most special for the three of you. After all, they've been deciding on how to spend it with the one they love most.
Now, sure, both have their... Differences, but the two loved Finn. To them, they were the best they've met so far, and the chemistry was already there. What more could either of them ask for?
Well, there was one thing they both wanted.
While the two are out buying groceries, Kazuha gets a phone call. Checking his phone, his eyes narrowed to see who was contacting him. Accepting it, he placed it on his shoulder as he got to work on setting up the house.
"Hello, █████."
"Hello, Kazuha," a familiar voice answers. 
"I wasn't expecting for you to contact me so soon," the albino stated, but the warmth in his voice was gone. It was the same thing that the latter could hear as he began to prepare for their final 'surprise'. "Is there another one you're letting us check to see if they pass?"
"... No, it's not that. I'm actually contacting you to inform you of what the Boss wants."
Kazuha stops for a moment, and he took a deep breath to calm his nerves.
He never liked their boss. No one does.
After all, that boss had ties to the underworld and what goes on. It's why they were able to host 'MixMatch', a dating app. Although, if you asked him, he didn't trust that it was a simple 'dating app'.
What dating app would have it's ties to trafficking, anyway?
"... What did he say?"
"He wants the clients that failed to get any matches gone."
...
The glass cup he was holding shatters from his grip.
He needs to clean it up. He does. But that information gave him chills.
"... Is that it?"
"Yes. I'm not sure who would get the short end of the stick, but he's planning on getting our clients involved on that. It's... Terrifying to think about."
Of course it would, he thinks. No one would be sane enough to propose THAT idea, right?
"I see. It... Truly is."
...
"You don't... Plan on hurting them, do you, Kazuha?"
"Why would I?"
He grabbed a broom, watching as he saw the clock move it's hands to strike 4.
"Like I'll let him touch what's ours to begin with."
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"We're home! God, going out is such a headache..."
What greeted Finn was a curious sight.
"Welcome home, darling," Kazuha said, placing down the last plate of food he made. "Heizou didn't give you a hard time, did he?"
"Me? Giving our darling Finn a hard time? You wound me, Kazuha!" Heizou stated, placing a hand on his forehead almost dramatically. "It's almost like you forgot that I wouldn't have done anything to them."
"Well, you almost got away with buying more rope when Kazuha said we're on a tight budget—"
"Hey, hey, hey!" He shushed them, seeing Kazuha squint his eyes at the detective. "It's not like I'll spend it outside of our budget! Well... If it's not that expensive."
Finn and Kazuha sighed.
"Please tell me it's for the Crux, Heizou," the musician grumbled, giving him a glare. "For if it's anything else past that, I'll kick your shins in."
Scared of the outcome, Heizou yelped.
"It's for the Crux! Man alive, Kazuha, are you really about to do that just because I want to help miss Beidou?"
“Yes.”
“How terrifying! … And bold.”
Taking a seat, Finn watched the two men bicker lightly as they retrieved their food. They knew that it was Valentine’s, so it was quite pleasant to have a celebration with the people they cared for— rented or not.
Thus, that evening was spent with the trio speaking amongst themselves. Future plans, outings, and even some small in-betweens. Although, Finn didn’t recall when they had lost track of time… Or when they had simply nodded off.
All they knew was that day… It was one of the best celebrations they had.
When the two knew they were asleep, Kazuha grabbed his phone, his warm eyes gone cold.
It was time that they faced the truth of their side job: the one thing they needed to do, as much as they hated it. Even if it's only to ‘play’ the part, they’re both used to having their true intentions shielded for their own benefit.
“You know what to do,” he told Heizou, watching him sigh and prepare himself.
“Of course… It’s for our lives, after all.”
The two spared a glance at the slumbering client they had, feeling a sense of pity. They hated hurting these people, but that’s what the boss wanted. Their old one would have objected, but those who worked in Celestia Inc. are aware of the consequences should they be stopped.
And now, they had to swallow the bitter pill that was murder. Such a shame; Heizou was starting to like them, and so was Kazuha.
Raising the gun, he placed the barrel and put his finger on the tri—
Ring, ring.
Ring, ring.
Heizou stopped for a moment and grabbed the phone, answering it with his left hand.
“Hello? Who is this?”
“Hello, Shikanoin Heizou. Mind if you drop that gun you’re holding and speak to me outside?”
Kazuha scrutinized the look of apprehension as Heizou paused, turning his head to the gun. It was already aimed at their ex-client, but he knew that voice demanded business. Afterwards, he huffed and pulled it away, noticing the albino’s brows furrow.
He was confused, but that’s okay. It was normal to be confused in a situation such as this.
“Hide them somewhere safe,” he mouthed to Kazuha. “I’ll deal with this.”
Watching the musician carry Finn in his arms and leave, he sighed and adjusted the phone on his hands, his eyes remaining sharp as ever. “Alright,” he answered, turning his heel to leave the house. “Would you mind answering as to who I’m speaking to?”
“Oh, you should recognize who I am,” said the caller. “Look up.”
Reaching the porch, he turned his head up, noticing the familiar monochrome and red clashing and mixing into a unified sense of color. And for a mere moment, the ‘detective’ that people loved felt the dread that his past ‘clients’ had, should they be cleaned up with.
“Greetings, Shikanoin Heizou,” the caller greeted, their smile twisting itself when they saw the stiffness from him. “No need to panic. I wouldn’t dare hurt what’s tied to a shady business unless stated otherwise. Now, what brings you here?”
“... I’m here for my client with Kazuha,” answered Heizou, but he sounded curt. “That’s all there is to it.”
“Is it now? And how about those… ‘sweets’ you have? Is there anything in it?”
“Nothing of the sort, miss officer,” he retorted with a shrug, but he stopped moving when he felt the barrel of the gun on his head.
Loaded. Of course.
“I’ll ask again. Is there anything in those ‘sweets’?”
One shot and I’d drop dead. Not a good predicament.
“... Yes. Sleeping drugs.”
“I see.”
The barrel didn’t move. It left him even more apprehensive of the outcome. After all, it was clear that whoever they are, they excel a lot more in using guns, and they also have the upper hand against him.
Such a bother.
“One last question: do you mind if you do this favor for me?”
He could feel something cold. Metallic… And clearly not used. There’s a latch on the front, and a sticker that was ripped on its back. He didn’t know what it was, but he could smell the scent of charcoal on it— it was strong enough for him to have a whiff.
“Would you mind burning that house behind you? I’m aware you two have made up your mind that you’d get rid of Finn, but it seems you two got cold feet.”
Heizou seems to have felt his heart stop beating.
How did they know?
“Such a shame. I believe the boss knew you two would be excellent ‘boyfriends’, so to speak,” he heard them continue, sighing. “And here you are, hesitating to murder yet another lovesick ‘client’ who’s grown fond of you two. I’m quite surprised you haven’t seen how twisted this is.”
The barrel digs in deeper to his head.
“Then again, we are all sick in the head, aren’t we?”
Heizou had no rebuttal. After all, they all came with ulterior motives.
“Well, Heizou? Will you do the honors?”
“... Fine,” he answered. A bit too late, one may add, but he knew that he was not in a good position. He was being forced, and behind those words, the obvious and looming threat was present.
If you don’t, I’ll inform your boss that you failed the job.
“I’ll burn the place. Kazuha is responsible for taking care of anything else, should there be any more requirements we have to follow after getting rid of the ‘evidence’ here.”
“Splendid. I was wondering if you were truly having cold feet. As expected from a detective such as yourself.”
Satisfied with the response, the caller lowered the gun they had and tucked it away. With a satisfied hum, they turned their heels and walked down the steps, going to the entrance and to their motorcycle parked on the side of the fence.
“Be sure to do the job. You know what happens if you don’t..”
Heizou couldn’t help but stand as he watched them ride on top of a motorcycle and drive off in the night, the feeling of the lighter resting in his hands. He felt that weight grew heavier, knowing fully well that he was forced to do such a crime. His hands were already stained in red, but he felt pity. He didn’t want to kill Finn, and even Kazuha can tell.
He can even see that the once quick detective stopped when the topic of arson came up for his beloved ‘client’.
Alas…
… The die was cast, and the cast must die.
Raising his phone, he contacted Kazuha, texting that he will set the house ablaze— and that he needed Kazuha to take Finn back to their home. Kazuha sent him a text to inform him that he took everything that Finn valued when they were gone, so he should be fine burning it all down.
It was only when he finished texting did he look at the house, lamenting that he felt so… Attached to it, like it was his second home.
Heizou hated that part of himself. That part that wanted to keep things as is, just like the good days.
Those days where Kazuha and the others weren’t as twisted. Those who didn’t have to stain their hands for bloody cash. Those who didn’t want to be reminded of what goes down below. And yet, here he was… Standing over the house like it was him denying the call of adventure.
With one deep breath, he turned the lighter on and tossed it inside. Heizou watched as the flame traveled around the flooring and through the walls, going to various rooms and setting things ablaze quicker than he could catch. It wasn’t long until the house was engulfed in the fire he willingly made, those pops and sizzles haunting his memory.
It was done, he thought.
And yet his chest still felt as heavy as he remembered ever since he ‘got in’.
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Okay but...
Carmilla has human ears.
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Is... is this an animation error? What are we suppose to do with this information? 😆
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septimusmoonlight · 26 days
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Anonymous: imagine being like,,, a sentient sex doll. a pretty one, not one of the goofy creepy ones. a pretty little doll no bigger than maybe 30cm tall, but your owner is this huge guy that loves dressing you and using you to de-stress by shoving his cock into your silicone-insert tummy. maybe he even gets too rough and splits it open, only to have new ones ready to install...
Ooh, this one is creative! Being a pretty little plaything for someone so much bigger than me… You probably had a sentience in mind reminiscent of being trapped in a doll’s body, but I like the idea that there’s an option for sentient, responsive dolls specifically so that they can be toyed with and played with more than a normal doll ever could. It would just be cute if they were fully advertised with their moans and whines, their begging, even their screaming and tears.
Maybe my owner shelled out for a sentient doll specifically so that he could make it whine and whimper. He knows that he’s a big guy, so he figured it’d be easy enough to dominate something as small and weak as me. He’s right, of course - sentience be damned, I was still made to be a doll, so I’m powerless to resist my owner. The first time he lays his cock atop my body to show off just how much he can stuff me full, I’m terrified, but unable to resist as he slowly, slowly fucks me open, breaking me in over a period of days to mold my silicone body to the right shape.
After that, he gets rougher. The bulge of his cock in my abdomen is uncomfortable, but not so uncomfortable that I can’t take it. I was designed to take it, after all. I was designed to take his cock at all times, however he wants me to take it. I have to obey him when he impales me and commands that I stroke his cock through my silicone skin. I have to. My sentience fights against my purpose, arguing for free will instead of my design, but the manufacturing process wins as I have dozens of toy orgasms around a cock too big for me.
A particularly stressful day puts him in a bad mood, and he takes longer to return home from work than usual. When he does, however, he slaps a box of replacement abdominal components on his desk and then dangles me in front of them. It takes me a second to realize that, if he has the parts, he’s probably going to need them. If I were human, I would be crying in earnest, but instead I sob in a quiet simulation of resignation as he positions his cock at my entrance.
He jerks me up and down roughly, faster than he’s ever used me before. The bulge in my middle is more prominent than ever, and I scream, sensing that something inside of me will break. Much like humans, I’m programmed to know when something is wrong. I don’t have a traditional pain response, but my diagnostics system treats things like they’re painful, in a way. I just know that he’s stretching me too thin, using me too rough, pushing me to my limits, and I sob, asking him to stop, begging him to slow down. If anything, that just makes him more aggressive.
With the rip of silicone, he finally bursts through my rubber belly, and I scream. He doesn’t stop, his cock thrusting through the open hole he’s made, and he just jerks me up and down even harder. He commands me to hug his cock, to wrap my arms around it, and I can only obey, making something tight for him to thrust into as I sob for breath that I don’t even need. He keeps using me until he reaches his breaking point, and only then does he pull out and jack off to completion, cumming into my toy body cavity.
After he’s recovered from breaking me, he finally gives me the mercy of replacing my damaged silicone insert. He’s not gentle about it, not at all, and makes sure that I know he’s keeping the damaged one around - just in case he wants to really treat me rough again.
He also reminds me, with a grin, that he has enough replacement components to repeat this fun little trick with almost any of my body parts.
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xlonewolf · 2 months
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" Prince of Darkness ? "
FUCK THAT. I'M THE
KING !
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samble-moved · 9 months
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ardenrosegarden · 1 month
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The next sign that Lavinia gives has been obscure even to the play’s editors. After Aaron’s ludicrously cruel deception of Titus, the heads of Quintus and Martius are brought onstage. There is, as Bate says, an implied stage direction at this moment, for Marcus says to Lavinia: ‘‘Alas, poor heart, that kiss is comfortless / As frozen water to a starved snake’’ (3.1.251–52). Samuel Johnson introduced a direction for Lavinia to kiss Lucius, which subsequent editors changed to Lavinia kissing Titus. Bate, however, acutely realized that Lavinia must here kiss the heads of her brothers: such a kiss earns Marcus’s sad comment on its lack of consolation, but this comment shows, in turn, how easily Lavinia’s signs are misread, or ignored. Her kissing of the heads intends not comfort, but expiation, a demonstration of the brothers’ innocence that remains an uncertain fact in the minds of her uncle and father.
Lorna Hutson, Rethinking the ‘‘Spectacle of the Scaffold’’: Juridical Epistemologies and English Revenge Tragedy
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caeliangel · 4 months
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SET OF BORDERS I MADE. CREDIT IF YOU USE!
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fangfreaks · 1 year
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oh to be a vampire wandering around a forest and picking flowers as my cloak dances around me
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yxstxrdrxxm · 3 months
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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ 🩸 ANON ].
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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU, KAZUHA AND HEIZOU SWIPED RIGHT!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?
[ YES ]
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Oh, my! You're a lucky one. Getting KAZUHA'S interest is one thing, but HEIZOU, too? Surely there must be a reason why you have been swiped right for these two lovely gents!
To start with, you and KAZUHA resonate well with the empathy and creativity. KAZUHA is quite creative as he creates haikus, sometimes he even plays instruments. As a musician, he's got skilled hands, and he'd appreciate seeing you make things. Alongside that, he's quite perceptive, so you being as observant as he is to enjoy the finer things in life is a nice touch.
HEIZOU, meanwhile, loves that you are honest. He works as a detective, so he enjoys having to hear your honest (and often blunt) takes. He didn't even need to worry about you potentially lying... right?
(Oh, they both know you are good at lying. They won't forget that, though.)
Now, the duo aren't as picture perfect as you may expect. In actuality, both are open for sharing with each other, but not with specific people. One being Ayato (you hear that it may be because of his naturally dubious nature, but is it, really?), and unsurprisingly, that... "Wanderer". Should you mention it to either, KAZUHA and HEIZOU will react negatively.
(Do they have history? ... Who knows?)
Now, the upside is that you three work together as a way to bounce each other off as a throuple. KAZUHA is observant and knows that you struggle on sleeping and maintaining a healthy schedule, so he can always help out on that department.
If you're anxious, you can always inquire HEIZOU for assistance, for he can help you decide on something. It can even spark up debates between you three if you get KAZUHA!
(Don't debate with either on criminals and morality. HEIZOU knows too much that it can scar a man.)
Self-care being neglected? Oblivious to signs? Scared of confrontation? Why, KAZUHA can help you with it! Do you crumble on peer-pressure and guilt tripping? HEIZOU got your back!
What I'm saying is that you three just... Work together. Like you three are meant for each other. I'm quite envious, actually, since ██████ ████ ████████ ███ █████████ ████████████
████ ███████████ ██ █████ ████...
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[ END OF PROFILE. ]
[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT THEM? ]
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scaramutuall · 5 months
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for the longest time I had no idea that there was an interview that went along with this image. i just read a translation and HELLO WHAT THE FUCK?
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YYYOUU ALL HAVE NO IDEA THE POWER OF PINTREST
YOU ALL HAVE CURSED ME, CURSED ME
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sheep-nimbus · 11 months
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A 📺 no-clips near 🐑☁ the audio fades in.
🎩∞: -night's guest! ... a fucking cloud? 🎤∞: Yes! don't say anything mean to them you idiot everyone, round of applause for Shep!
Fake Audience applauds.
???
Did Shep sign up for a goddamn TV talk show?
I'm sorry, but, I believe you got the wrong person. I'm not Shep I'm... sigh Blod.
wait.... why the fuck am I here?
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josiebelladonna · 14 hours
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i feel them laughing at me.
the antizionists.
the bitches who made me feel terrible about myself during kinktober 2023.
the hyper vigilant assholes who blocked me left and right for no reason or for the stupidest reasons you could think of in 2022 and 2021.
the green druidess and temple (you know they’re laughing it up right now).
i feel their scornful laughter in droves, watching me worry about losing my parents and be subject to the possibility of living in my car.
i feel them. they want me in that spot. to be without my parents and without a place to live. to die of a broken heart and shattered stomach.
they want me to die. they want me to suffer all the consequences.
i feel them… and i have the desire to make cream out of their blood, too.
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