#{ and it's like-- i wanna come back here and rp her but god- i can't ever look around without seeing /smth/ y'know?? }

[lucifersresources]

taylor swift // the tortured poets department : the anthology rp meme. part one. part two here.

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!

fortnight.

i was a functioning alcoholic.

i hope you're okay.

no one here's to blame.

but what about your quiet treason?

for a fortnight there, we were forever.

i wanna kill her.

all my mornings are mondays stuck in an endless february.

i took the miracle move-on drug.

the effects were temporary.

i love you, it's ruining my life.

my husband is cheating.

i wanna kill him.

the tortured poets department.

i think some things i never say.

you're in self sabotage mode.

i've seen this episode and still loved the show.

who else decodes you?

who's gonna hold you like me?

who's gonna know you, if not me?

this ain't the chelsea hotel.

we're modern idiots.

you awaken with dread.

i chose this cyclone with you.

i wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me.

everyone we know understands why it's meant to be.

who else is gonna know me?

that's the closest i've come to my heart exploding.

my boy only breaks his favorite toys.

here we go again.

my boy only breaks his favorite toys.

i'm queen of sand castles he destroys.

i should've known.

we could've played for keeps this time.

i know i'm just repeating myself.

he runs because he loves me.

i knew too much.

there was danger in the heat of my touch.

he saw forever, so he smashed it up.

once i fix me, he's gonna miss me.

i felt more when we played pretend.

he stole my tortured heart.

told me i'm better off, but i'm not.

down bad.

did you really beam me up in a cloud of sparkling dust, just to do experiments on?

i was the chosen one.

this world is bigger than us.

i knew cosmic love.

for a moment, i knew cosmic love.

now i'm down bad.

everything comes out teenage petulance.

fuck it if i can't have him.

fuck it if i can't have us.

they'll say i'm nuts if i talk about the existence of you.

for a moment, i was heavenstruck.

i was heavenstruck.

i loved your hostile takeovers.

how dare you think it's romantic.

fuck it, i was in love.

fuck you if i can't have us.

so long, london.

i kept calm and carried the weight of the rift.

i pulled him in tighter each time he was drifting away.

my spine split from carrying us.

i stopped tryna make him laugh.

how much sad did you think i had in me?

you'll find someone.

so long.

i didn't opt in to be your odd man out.

i founded the club she's heard great things about.

i left all i knew.

you left me.

i stopped cpr, after all, it's no use.

the spirit was gone.

i'm pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free.

two graves, one gun.

i'll find someone.

you say i abandoned the ship, but i was going down with it.

my friends said it isn't right to be scared every day of a love affair.

every breath feels like rarest air when you're not sure if he wants to be there.

how much tragedy did you think i had in me?

just how low did you think i'd go 'fore i'd self implode?

you swore that you loved me.

you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues?

i died on the altar waiting for the proof.

you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days.

i'm just getting colour back into my face.

i'm just mad as hell coz i loved this place for so long.

but daddy i love him.

i forget if this was ever fun.

these people only raise you to cage you.

these people try and save you coz they hate you.

they slammed the door on my whole world.

but daddy, i love him.

you should see your faces.

floor it through the fences.

no, i'm not coming to my senses.

i know he's crazy, but he's the one i want.

growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all.

he was chaos, he was revelry.

stay away from her.

the saboteurs protested too much.

i'd rather burn my whole life down.

i'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin'.

i'll tell you something about my good name, it's mine alone to disgrace.

i don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing.

god save the most judgmental creeps who say they want what's best for me.

they think it can change the beat of my heart when he touches me.

you ain't gotta pray for me.

it's just my choice.

scandal does funny things to pride, but brings lovers closer.

we came back when the heat died down.

fuck em, it's over.

time, doesn't it give perspective?

no, you can't come to the wedding.

he's the one i want.

fresh out of the slammer.

i'm running back home to you.

he doesn't understand me.

handcuffed to the spell i was under.

it's gonna be alright, i did my time.

now that i know better i will never lose my baby again.

my friends tried, but i wouldn't hear it.

he kept me going.

i swirled you into all my poems.

ain't no way i'm gonna screw up.

ain't no way i'm gonna screw up now that i know what's at stake here.

florida!!!

they said i was a cheat.

this city reeks of driving myself crazy.

your home's really only a town you're just a guest in.

can i use you up?

me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time.

i'm haunted but i'm feeling just fine.

i did my best to lay to rest all of the bodies that have ever been on my body.

i need to forget.

tell me i'm despicable, say it's unforgivable.

love left me like this and i don't want to exist.

guilty as sin?

this cage was once just fine.

am i allowed to cry?

what if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh only in my mind?

i keep recalling things we never did.

without ever touching his skin how can i be guilty as sin?

there's no such thing as bad thoughts, only your actions talk.

we've already done it in my head.

i've screamed his name.

they're gonna crucify me anyway.

what if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?

they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly.

i choose you and me religiously.

who's afraid of little old me?

you don't get to tell me about 'sad'.

if you wanted me dead, you should've just said.

nothing makes me feel more alive.

who's afraid of little old me?

who's afraid of little old me? you should be.

the scandal was contained.

at all costs, keep your good name.

you don't get to tell me you feel bad.

is it a wonder i broke?

i was tame, i was gentle, till the circus life made me mean.

don't you worry folks, we took out all her teeth.

they didn't do it to hurt you.

i wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

i'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all said?

i'm fearsome and i'm wretched and i'm wrong.

you caged me and then you called me crazy.

i am what i am coz you trained me.

i can fix him (no really i can)

the jokes that he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud.

i can fix him.

i can fix him, no, really, i can. and only i can.

he had a halo of the highest grade.

good boy, that's right.

i'll show you heaven if you'll be an angel.

trust me, i can handle a dangerous man.

loml.

who's gonna stop us waltzing back into rekindled flames?

we were just kids.

i thought i was better safe than starry-eyed.

i felt aglow like this never before and never since.

you and i go from one kiss to getting married.

we're never quite buried.

you told me i'm the love of your life.

you blew in with the winds of fate.

you took me to hell too.

you shit-talked me under the table.

i wish i could un-recall how we almost had it all.

should've let it stay buried.

our field of dreams engulfed in fire.

you're the loss of my life.

i can do it with a broken heart.

she's having the time of her life.

i can show you lies.

i'm a real tough kid.

i can handle my shit.

you gotta fake it till you make it.

lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die.

he said he'd love me all his life.

he said he'd love me all his life, but that life was too short.

all the pieces of me shattered.

the crowd was chanting 'more'.

i was grinnin' like i'm winnin'

i was hittin' my marks.

i can do it with a broken heart.

i'm so depressed i act like it's my birthday every day.

i'm so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague.

i cry a lot, but i am so productive.

you know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart.

i keep finding his things in drawers, crucial evidence i didn't imagine the whole thing.

try and come for my job.

the smallest man who ever lived.

was any of it true?

now you know what it feels like.

i don't even want you back.

i just want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal.

i don't miss what we had.

could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?

you hung me on your wall, stabbed me with your push pins.

you didn't measure up in any measure of a man.

were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?

did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?

were you a sleeper cell spy?

in fifty years, will all this be declassified?

confess why you did it.

good riddance.

it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden.

i would've died for your sins.

i would've died for your sins, instead i just died inside.

you deserve prison, but you won't get time.

you said normal girls were boring.

you were gone by the morning.

in plain sight you hid.

you are what you did.

i'll forget you, but i'll never forgive.

the alchemy.

this happens once every few lifetimes.

what if i told you i'm back?

i'm coming back so strong.

i'm the one to beat.

the sign on your heart said it's still reserved for me.

who are we to fight the alchemy?

clara bow.

did you know you'd be picked like a rose?

i might die if it happened to me.

this town is fake, but you're the real thing.

the crown is stained, but you're the real queen.

you're the new god we're worshipping.

beauty is a beast that roars.

it's hell on earth to be heavenly.

[tacetnix]

[GetToKnowMe(me)]::Start()

Tagger: @hexenjagd // Oh you~ Name: TK! Pronouns: He/They Most Active Muses? -- Mary, both here and in FFXIV -- "URIEL", an OC that I can best describe as 'What if John Carpenter's The Thing was a psychic emotional vampire and was trying to figure out human coexistence on a whim. -- Tsengel Malaguld, my FFXIV main who is a big loving himbo as a facade for a calculating lizardman terminator.

RP PET PEEVES: Oh you aren't ready for this list. Where to begin?

God-Modding is the old adage. When someone can't let anyone give them consequences for their actions. Whether it's saying heinous stuff, assaulting other RPers and then refusing to acknowledge attempts to settle the score, etc. etc. People who refuse to take what they dish out. Most recently this was someone who "avoided all the guards trying to tie her down because she assaulted a man in public because she's really flexible". If it comes down to two people not knowing how to solve a scuffle, please roll. That's wat luck and the dice are for.

People who refuse to engage in what's going on group-wise and then complain that there's nothing to do. This is very particularly targeted to some people outside of the RPC here but I wanted to throttle you. 'I'm not engaged in [Group Activity]', well I apologize but 20 other people were. You are not giving me critique or constructive criticism by saying 'I'm bored.'

Oh, my god, people who just enter a chat to say 'I'm bored.' as though they're expecting people to spoon-feed them with interaction.

Loops back to the god-modding point but "I'm too powerful for you, so I'm gonna no-sell anything you do to express the difference in our power levels." like, dude, get hit, at least give the person you're fighting the pleasure of seeing their blow push you in the dirt a bit. Have a reaction rather than "haha no *punches back with anime*". >// Multiversal RP is fun until the Anime character wants to fight.

"I am strictly into [x] so if you're anything other than something I wanna fuck then I'm going to be extremely hostile to you and casually and vocally espouse how much everything other than [x] is awful and will cite it often as a reason why I refuse to engage in any RP in this public area.' >// Unfortunately, this has happened multiple times, much to the detriment of peoples' safety and comfort in public spaces I've been in. Moderators have refused to step in, and the behavior has been allowed. ://///

"My Character is Vocally Racist." You suck. You chose to pretend like that's a character trait. You're choosing to make every minority who's experienced that shit IRL to see it again in the middle of their feel-good hobby. 'It's realistic' and you're the one choosing to bring that realism into a space for people to enjoy. Costs you zero cents not to make your characters straight up bigots.

That's all I got for now, but I could keep going, I'm sure. Sorry to just splurge all over main; I've had some baaaaad RP drama go down in the last few months in other mediums/RPCs.

LEVEL OF RP EXPERIENCE: Hah. Haha. Been RPing for 16 years about now. Started back in SPORE while coming up with little stories for my creations, and RPing out diplomatic relations with other people, to going to the JoeyRay's Bar forums for StarCraft 2 where I actually picked up proper narrative RP. Then I went to DeviantArt, RP'd in the chatrooms and learned sauciness (way too young, but oh well), and then was brought over to Tumblr by my ex who showed me @axemurderercreighton back in the day. And I've stuck here, through UNDERTALE, through Skype, through Discord, through playing FFXIV. Always back to here as a casual place to RP.

FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT? Angst is the most reliable, but I know I write good smut and it lets me play out fantasies. Fluff is fun, but in moderation. Too much of it and you grow stagnant. Angst brings with it conflict, and conflict drives stories onwards. Smut is the victory lap, and if that also helps serve conflict, then fuck yeah, two-for-one!

PLOTS OR MEMES? Give me a skeleton of a plot an we'll fill in everything in between. I prefer spontaneity to a firm constellation of everything that will happen for years down the line. Improv is the spice of life. Memes facilitate the funniest stuff that's happened in RP, but you wouldn't get there without plotting and having relationships with others. So... cop-out answer, but both.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES? I err on the long side. But at the barest minimum... - Respond to what your partner has given you to work with (usually matches their length pretty well). - Offer insight into my characrer's thoughts or feelings or give them a general action to help immerse in the setting/scene. - Give my partners something to reply/respond to.

However long that all takes is how long my replies will tend to be.

TIME TO WRITE? Whenever I can. When I'm at work I'll steal Discord replies, when I'm waiting for bad lights I'll type and respond. When I'm in the bathroom -- you get the idea. Discord is my preferred method because I can respond without having to have icons or formatting or what have you. It's easier to just throw random ideas like darts on a board, and I get more clear notifications when someone's responded to me.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE? For better or for worse, I put a lot of my anxious thoughts and my paranoia into Mary. I put a lot of how she overthinks based on my own ideations, and in a way... all of that is merged with a lot of how my wife acts. Almost any time I write Mary and you feel the love that I put into her actions, it's because I'm basing that on things I've seen and experienced intimately. She always had this role in my mind of 'cold woman who is accidentally adorable' but -- it took seeing someone who I found absolutely adorable to find the life-inspiration and information to properly convey that and bring it to life in a way that was natural and earnest.

.........God that was so much I'm so sorry for splurging. Tagging: @yellowfingcr @urbanumviolentium @bidotheuncanny @theblackwarden @tinyredrose (to surprise some of you whenever you get back, ehehe)

Thanks again to Cat for @ing me. It's been fun!

[garlculean]

@yukikorogashi Asked. HELLO MY FRIEND! ❤️ Before this year ends, I just wanna start by saying-- MAN! I'm just so, so glad that I got to meet your wonderful self??? I will say it's certainly one of my highlights during these last few months, meeting a fella as splendid as yourself!

I already mentioned all of this before to you through our IMs, but you bring so much life to my boy here, and just do him so, so much justice! And I thank you, with my hands holding yours, for giving him the love that he so long since deserved! And of course, I absolutely look forward to him and Itsuki interacting, in developing their hilarious lil' Looney Tunes relationship, overtime! It's gonna be so fun, and another thing to look forward to this coming year!

You are just such talented individual too, Mt Beast, like omgoodness??? Your writing, your art, your graphics-- not to mention the fact that you have been such a pleasant chap to get to know. You really are a marvellous bean, and again I'm so glad I found your blog when I did, and look forward to interacting with you more in the near future!

May next year treat you well, my friend. As you so rightfully deserve! Here's to you! 🍷 AUEHAUWHE!!!!

↳ 2023 is almost over! // 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

      𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇. Y'know, I do not think there are even words to describe the amount of joy and gratitude I felt when reading this. I am SO VERY glad I had the pleasure and opportunity to meet you too Yuki⸺ I can say with much certainty that the feeling is absolutely mutual!

      I can't even construct my words right but just that I'm literally grinning from ear to ear! WHWUAHAHA Hearing you say that and think that for my interpretation // portrayal of Wario means so much more than you think it does for me. It's honestly an honor to hear that I am doing him justice. So thank you⸺ Thank you VERY much. I too cannot wait for Itsuki and Wario to interact. I still think about the plot in my head and the things we spoke about with their possible bond, depending on how things go in RP, but it kills me EVERY time. I may not KNOW who Itsuki is, but shoot I dont think I need to. All I know and need to know is you make her an outstanding joy of a character! You give her such personality that if she acted any other way I don't know if I'd enjoy it as much as I do when she's in your hands HWUWHAHAA!

      I appreciate you enjoying my writing and my art, I do take a great deal of time in it, especially my writing. Drawing comes more naturally for me so to speak its a lot less brain power as opposed to writing. So to know you favor both and not just one over the other is an honest to god best compliment for me to hear If I'm being honest HAHAAHAH. Also I must give credit where credit is 1000% due, @sangdelune did my graphics, I'd commissioned them to do it. They brought my ideas to life in ways I cannot describe. I do not know the floor from the ceiling when it comes to photoshop or anything remotely in that area, I cannot do that. I'm a writer and an artist--NOT a designer. Best editing I do and can do are my reaction icons. THOSE I DO edit. But that's just the most basic bare minimum knowledge one needs to know to edit the reactions; its nothing supreme or outstanding I'd say. I actually plan on bringing them up in a near future post; once I hit my 100+ follower's count ( which seems to be nearing...) give them a segment because since I was/am so new here in this RPC, I felt me doing it with not much of a following would make them go unnoticed. i.e. no on taking the time to go back to read my first post(s) I made here about them. But for anyone who DOES need anything with graphics GO TO THEM. They were a blessing to work with, I had very VERY specific ways I wanted things done and created to really emphasize how I viewed and seen Wario and I wanted my blog to really exert that. So even if you dont read my writing, you still get the FEEL // aura, per say, that Wario emits when youre on my page and they hit it all on the nail and BLEW my expectations away. Very communicative, quick with getting back to you, good with keeping you in the loop of things, and is just an INCREDIBLE designer and an amazing person to work with. I honestly am grateful and LUCKY to of found them.

      SALUTI MY FRIEND! I cannot wait to see what the year to come brings, but I hope whatever it is, it brings a lot more interactions with you!

[demonio-fleurs]

i was tagged in a 20 Questions meme!

sorry for taking so long to respond, i can be kinda lazy sometimes and was waiting to be able to use my laptop <3 but ty for the tag @iam-jacks-redacted-information !!!

let's dive right in!

1 ) How many works do you have on AO3?

28!

2) What’s your total AO3 words count?

120,637 (owo)

3) What fandoms do you write for?

Red vs Blue, Spider-Man, World of Warcraft and SPYXFAMILY are what are listed on my ao3 profile. I've done my most amount of work in the RvB fandom, but i've also written a LOT for The Hunger Games, Torchwood, and (sadly) Harry Potter and Twilight. Just... not on ao3.

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Next Time Around which is an RvB rewrite w/ Tex surviving outside of the Epsilon memory unit, instead of being erased by Church at the end of s9 (which i still need to rewrite and finish waaah) Closure which.. I genuinely don't remember writing. Scars which I wrote on behalf of someone who wanted more non-sibling Carwash fics a cup of coffee in the morning which I wrote after a desire to see more of Wash's tastes/interests changing after the implementation of the Epsilon AI it's all in your head aka, a cute lil thing I did for fifteen minute ficlets that I need to get back into for SPYXFAMILY and twiyor.

5) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes and no. It depends! I am an awkward person so if I know how to reply, I usually will especially if it's something i can answer! However, if it's something where i can't really think of a good response I might just leave it, or come back to it later.

6) What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Uh... i tend to not write angsty endings. I like happy endings, I like knowing that despite everything, happiness can still be found. Like I LOVE angst, but I also like rewarding myself with some happy endings.

but one time I wrote about Cinna's death from THG so.... does that count?

7) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I've never finished it, but my intended ending for Next Time Around was to have Tex going to Allison's grave on Earth with Carolina and Wash and laying down Forget-Me-Nots, before going back to live out the rest of her time with the Reds and Blues.

8) Do you get hate on fics?

Never directly, but I also don't really remember a lot of 2015-2018 because of cringe :'). I do think a lot of Peter/gwen fics got indirect hate from peter/mj fans which sucks because Peter has TWO hands!

9) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I have orphaned most of my smut fics, but yes. I have done some basic ass vanilla guy eats out a girl stuff, but my favorite is the kinky sapphic smut. If you ever stumble upon a Tex/Emily Grey smut fic by an orphaned account, that was me :)

10) Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

No, they're just not for me.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No but last time I checked in 2021 someone had stolen my fucking background/about section from Tex RP blog and that was a COMMON problem I had in the RvB RP fandom on here. So. much. fucking. theft. of. my. god. damn. about. page.

And I put hours of work into it. Hours. It was detailed, and people just keep fucking stealing it somehow.

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I am aware of!

13) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

errrr...... Trying to rack my brain but coming up with a blank. i've written fics as favors/gifts for people though! Usually a "I have this idea and no idea how to write it help me pls Ange" thing

14) What’s your all-time favourite ship?

Church/Tex. Something about the inherent doomed by the narrative of it all, how no matter how hard Church tries to pull her close she always drifts away from him, the levels of love and trust they have towards one another.... Like they are DOOMED lovers but also they kinda both know that and that's what makes it so difficult.

15) What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I really really wanna go back and re-do and finish Next Time Around, and after playing NieR Automata that desire is even more present. but also, one piece is my current hyperfixation so I have no idea if I ever will.

16) What are your writing strengths?

oh. oh god. oh. um. hm.

Probably my short, punchy sentences. Where not a whole lot is being said, but the impact is still really strong and the emotions of what I'm trying to impart are impactful.

Also, my inner character monologues. I love that shit. Lemme open up their mind and tell you their entire secrets

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

Combat and physical descriptions B)

Combat is just... Idk. So much going on and it's so hard and you have to be really good about the descriptions and the motions and movements or else it's all a mess. And physical descriptions just... I'm a byproduct of the cringe era so I always worry about how my descriptions will sounds T-T

18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

/shrug

I have never attempted to create my own fictional language, and I probably never will. It just isn't for me. I am planning on trying to pick Japanese back up, as when I was a wee child I knew it fairly well, but lost it as the years went on.

19) First fandom you wrote for?

Shugo Chara! or Sailor Moon

20) Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

Next Time Around is my current magnum opus but it also unfinished and I have no idea when I will pick it back up.

And that's a wrap! Thank you again @iam-jacks-redacted-information for the tag!!! I appreciate it, and i loved reading through your responses! Plus it made me go back through my old ao3 archive and see what I have written which I haven't done in a minute.

Anyways <3 if you wanna play this game please feel free to, and tag me in it! I always feel awkward tagging bc I still don't know a whole lot of people on here anymore QwQ

[lyrakarma]

Welcome to the Lair!

Welcome one and all to the lair of Lady Karma! Whether someone's wronged you, or committed blasphemy against the gods, Lady Karma has your back!

Although...she can be a bitch at times.

Anyhow...before we go any further let's lay down some blog rules shall we?

1. No Fandom drama. I dont tolerate that crap. However if you wanna vent about Canon or whatever feel free to message me and I'll listen.

2. No political/social shit. The real world sucks, we can all agree on that. I'm on here for fun, not to be lectured.

3. This is mostly an OC blog but I'm more than willing to rp as the moon boys too if interested. My blog is is oc and Canon friendly. Respect others portrayal of Canon characters and OCs.

4. I don't tolerate any kind of intolerance on here, any -ism or -phobia isn't allowed. Kinda mad I still have to say it.

5. Please be patient. I'm trying to get back into RPing and I'm also living life. If I don't get back to a plot line right away I'm very sorry. My life is busy and I try to make time for everything.

6. I do have the right to turn down or not answer rp requests and asks. I will use it.

7. Don't be an asshole. If your characters only personality trait is being a jerk, then you need to work on them. My character doesn't exist to be your character's punching bag. Thank you.

8. This isn't my only blog. I may be more active on one of my others than this one, and I don't always get notifications from here (I'm on mobile so yeah...) if I don't get to you in a timely fashion I'm sorry.

9. Inappropriate/triggering/NSFW stuff will be tagged. However I don't generally write smut/love scenes like that unless they're relevant to the plot (I.E a first time, someone gets pregnant, etc...). I'm not your porn source.

10. At the end of the day, this is all about fun and that's what I want it to be. Feel free to plot with me if you want, or if you just wanna chat, feel free to DM me!

With rules out of the way, character profile is under the cut!

Name: Lyra Shelby (however wants to legally change her last name to Lockley)

Age: in her early to mid 30s

Height: 5 foot 3 inches, so rather short

Important info: Lyra is the avatar of Mafdet, the goddess of divine retribution. Being a cheetah goddess, Lyra has many feline like abilities. She has super speed, advanced senses, and her nails elongate and harden into claws. She grows ears and tail when she shifts to her hero persona.

Relationship status: considers herself married, though she doesn't have her husband's name or ring...it's complicated.

Orientation: female, she/her pronouns, panromantic, demisexual, polyamorous.

Unlike the Moon Knight system, Lyra's avatar status is a family affair. The Goddess Mafdet is cursed, bound to the bloodline of her first priestess by her ex lover, ironically Khonshu, God of the moon. The two still go at it at times, and their situation is more complicated with their avatars being "married".

Lyra considers herself a married woman, though she can't legally marry her "husband", Jake Lockley. Jake is a part of the Moon Knight system, which contains three different personalities in one body: Marc Spector, Steven Grant, and of course Jake Lockley. Marc, the main personality, is still married to his wife Layla, and Lyra doesn't wish to interfere with that. That being said, all three of them live together after learning about Jake and Lyra. Its a complicated situation but they all make it work.

When she's not doing superhero work, Lyra is an author and independent journalist, with a few books out and is currently working on a new one. Shes bilingual, speaking both English and German. Lyra also understands some Spanish thanks to Jake, though she herself doesn't speak it.

Like the Moon Knight system she also comes from a history of abuse, from a mostly absent, military oriented father and a stepmother who mistreated her. She has siblings but she doesn't talk to them all that much anymore. Bringing them up is a bit of a sore subject for her, as she has deep seated resentment and desire for revenge against them (which is how she emerged as Mafdets avatar to begin with). Shes in therapy but it only barely helps keep the resentment at bay...

[oceangenasi]

playtest, level one, nat 20, and dice!

Playtest: What class (or subclass) do you want to try out?

I’ve played almost every class for at least a handful of sessions by now — the only ones I haven’t tried are druid and artificer. But I’m absolutely not interested in playing a druid and probably never will be. Too much to keep track of.... I say as my wizard hits level 12 and nears 150 spells in her spellbook.

I would have liked to develop Oren, my Battle Master Fighter, a bit more. I was looking forward to a very crunchy & strategic melee build — the opposite of my paladin’s reckless & enthusiastic whacking technique. But Oren’s party TPKed after only four levels 😔

I've also got a barbarian that would have been fun to try, but the campaign died out pretty quickly. I may bring her or Oren back next time I have an opportunity to join a new campaign.

~

Level One: What was your first experience with D&D? How did you hear about it? What was your first game like?

I mostly heard about it because my dad got back into 5e and was playing in a game with some family friends every other week! I very briefly played as a cleric at that table during a combat encounter with a dragon, which was technically my first D&D experience.

But also, when summer rolled around, my dad got a group together to play through Lost Mine of Phandelver, when I rolled up my dragonborn Oath of Vengeance paladin and really dove in. That first session involved the goblin-and-wolves encounter from the boxed adventure, and I made my first real character decision as Rion -- to throw a javelin after the one goblin who was trying to escape. Rion's hallmark was that her emotions, especially her anger, frequently drowned out her nominal devotion to the god of mercy. So I felt really good about making a decision in-character that I personally -- and Rion, later -- would find a little morally suspect, because it made sense with her personality.

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Nat 20: What's the most memorable RP scene you've been a part of?

I've got a lot of treasured moments and can't really pick just one, so I wanna pick a few from some of my favorite campaigns:

Haven -- everything involved in Wormageddon, tbh. I wrote the first half up as a story here and still consider that maybe the best and most interesting session of D&D I've ever played. Although in terms of sheer memorability, the session a few weeks ago where the whole party collaborated to remove a cursed obsidian butt plug from the insides of our tiefling warlock does come to mind.

Basil -- oughghghghgghgh.... Basil trying to kill another PC, which he failed at, and then his attempt to escape, which he also failed at. Super super dramatic, kicked off several hours more of RP while the party visited him in jail. Really grim and emotionally intense, but also turned out to have some of the most surprising character moments I've ever encountered. Basil's life was spared, which neither he nor I had expected, and that set off a whole new character arc for him that I was very excited to explore.

Rosie -- Rosie devising a plot to publicly humiliate and discredit the evil NPC that had been lying to and manipulating the town, and then the execution of that plot. It went spectacularly well, and required the specialized skills of almost everyone in the party. It also was a chance to show off Rosie's mean streak, which takes a lot to trigger.

Fathom -- waking up after his death and discussing the idea of becoming Melora's champion with... Melora herself. He got a sick new arm made of water from it. I wrote about that here!

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Dice: Do you have any dice rituals? Preferences? Collections? Does such thing as dice luck really exist?

Ahahahahahahaha—

I don't know who you are, anon, but I have to assume you know me, because yeah. I own, as of writing this post, 150 sets of D&D dice. I have so many fun sets -- metal, glass, gemstone, wood, sharp-edge, silicone, you name it.

I keep them in plastic apothecary jars in the front hall of my apartment, sorted by character palette! For example, Haven's jar is mostly pink and gold, with a scattering of rainbow because it suits her messy personality. I haven't taken a proper photo of the palettes in a while, but I'm always happy to show them off to anyone who asks 👀

~

Send me more of these asks please!! The list is here <3

[keptmanners]

last post i’ll make but i feel genuinely upset and nauseous that people pigeonhole ruby the way they do (or even omar too for that matter) all bc they’re wide-set and petite. ruby’s literally a fuckin’ angel and she doesn’t deserve to have people focusing so much on her weight, like- jfc.

[poppy-metal]

I just finished punch drunk love and I am so so attached to reader in that fic????

Maybe I'm looking too into this and I'll spend stupid if I say this but I feel like reader has major attachment and abandonment issues. This isn't another case of me relating way too much to YN in a fic (it totally is) but I somehow just know she's very depressed

1) from this quote from the fic:

“God, I love when you’re such a fuckin’ sap, you know that?”

I can tell that she's attached to eddie because he encouraged her to open up, to be vulnerable and be  human. But she relapses into a toxic state of dominance when she breaks up with eddie. It's very obvious that the last time she's ever been openly vulnerable was when they broke up and in that moment she was 'fucked over' by the love of her life. She knew that if she became vulnerable and emotional she might lose someone she really cares for and loves, so she's mean and stubborn as a shield from opening up to people and basically just being human

Here are some other quotes to back up my point:

"You're ashamed to feel tears burn your eyes. You hate crying. Emotional crying anyway. Especially when you spent two hours on this whole smokey eye look, fuck."

"You squirm as your eyes turn to Steve again. "And i didn't want you to know how much i liked being dominated....was too embarrassing. It's easier to just be a bitch. But i love you, steve. Come here?""

2) speaking of being vulnerable,  maybe she was scared of doing so because she met some toxic people in her life? This quote:

"You lean into Eddie's touch immediately, wanting to crawl into his lap, so you do. You can't believe you're lucky enough to have someone like him. He should be throwing you out, and banishing you from his trailer but instead he's saying You can have what you want? That he wants it too?"

Might imply that ppl have left reader in the dumps for acting the way she is (remember, she became mean, a prude and a cunt when she moved away)

3) she uses her attractiveness as an escape from opening up. When she was fucking eddie for a second time, she says this:

""Pl- missed you so much- my pussy missed you so much-""

She makes everything sex related to distract others from realizing how hopeless and depressed she is. If she wants to feel something, she has to do it sexually, not emotionally or intimately

And finally, 4) it's obvious other people have tried encouraging her to vent, to open up. But she refused. Why though? Because they weren't eddie

This quote shows how others have tried helping her :

"You flush angrily and pop up, hating being called out. God, why did everyone wanna make you own up to things?"

So yeah, as much of a cunt she is, reader just wants to be loved and reassured. She's heartbroken and seeks comfort in eddie (well, eddie and steve)

....

or maybe I'm just look too deep into this and being an idiot lmao

so punch drunk love was originally an RP with me and one of my close friends (that's why the format may read different than usual) that I liked so much i wanted to edit it into a fic, so this...you just read me to filth. LMAOOOOOOO

but its honestly so sweet? you took time to analyze the character? ik we all write fics w reader as a pretty blank slate so everyone has a chance to relate but i like reader w problems. I like reader who fucks up and does wrong and has ugly thoughts and does shitty things in the name of love. i love dissecting that.

[rphelperblog]

The Gifted RP Meme

feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes- inspired by the ever lovely @tayasmultimuses​

“Sacrifice is such a pretty name for losing.”

“There’s nothing noble about struggle.”

You really wanna get me in the mood? Finish the dishes.”

“Nothing brings people together like hate.”

Running in and attacking people won’t stop them from hating us. It’ll only make things worse.”

if you want to get information from a guy at a bar, you don’t send a girl and another guy.”

We can’t just chuck our principles because it’s convenient.”

Turns out one of our best superpowers is bankrupting hospitals. We’re born with the ultimate preexisting condition.”

The only thing worse than doing something stupid and dangerous is doing it alone.”

That's interesting. Do you want to tell me what my prosecutor is doing in a cell?”

You guys don't understand. You're going to need to depend on each other just to survive! You wanna make it out there? You gotta work hard in here!”

Hey! I need to talk to you! Did you mess with my head?”

Our powers tell the truth, even when we don’t.”

People bend, they adapt, but they don’t change.”

“Even the best have off days.”

Running into a battle you know you’re gonna lose isn’t noble or brave; it’s selfish.”

A lot of people have been fighting this fight for a long time. And now it’s our turn.”

“It’s our family. I’ll do what I have to do.”

Sometimes you just got to take a risk and hope for the best.”

“There’s always some light in the darkness.”

There’s nothing more important to me than my family.”

You don’t turn your back on desperate people because one of them might be dangerous.”

We lost her...we lost our baby.”

We lost our little girl.”

Baby, you're freaking me out, what's going on?”

They didn't say we'd win.”

When you were away I heard from the prosecutor...I heard”

Dude, for a guy with the eyes of an eagle, you are stone-cold blind.”

If you’re poking around in my mind, I will portal you in front of a moving truck.”

I’ve had friends who were bipolar. Assassination plots are not one of the symptoms.”

I know. But right now she doesn't need a prosecutor. She needs a dad.”

Now let's get to work girls. This revolution isn't gonna start itself.”

Read your history books. That is the only way that you can build a nation.”

Some. But I think you might be a mutant, too, with some sort of snoring ability.”

Well, then I bet that you are pretty glad you met me in here.”

I’ve learned the hard way that hate feeds on fear. And if you run, hate wins.”

Sorry, there's nobody. So you can tell your boyfriend that this plan isn't going to work.”

Stop right there. Let me be clear -- Andy needs help and if he doesn't get it, I will sue this school into oblivion.”

God, you are so beautiful.”

the job will never be done.”

I don't wanna rest. I wanna hit 'em back.”

I just can't believe that you looked him in the eye, told him you wanted him to come home and he attacked you.”

I don't want just them! Shut down every safehouse, every sympathizer or anyone who has ever helped them. I want them all!”

you have powers. How long were you going to hide this?”

Some people think pregnant women are fragile. But there is nothing stronger than a woman with something to fight for.”

we are out there fighting every day, losing people, while you hide in here like a frickin' Lizard of Oz.”

Mom. I know because... How do you think we got out of that gym?”

I just have to ask. The night that we first met, did we go outside together or something?”

It gets better. At first, it's like a sneeze, something that just happens. You have to work at it.

I just can't believe there wasn't any warning.”

Mom, accept it. she is a mutant. That's how mutant abilities first appear - it's moments of stress or danger. Dad talks about this all the time.”

The X-Men? The Brotherhood? We don't even know if they exist anymore! We're alone and we are getting picked off one-by-one.”

No! I'm not leaving my daughter here to close...space holes!”

I have been a prosecutor for twenty years. I know my rights and my children's rights. It's not illegal to be a mutant.”

I know him more than you can imagine, and I'm telling you. He left us.”

The next time you drunk-dial your ex, just make sure you don’t include the entire Eastern Seaboard.”

Right, that's what I thought. You know, I'd remember if we went outside and came back in.”

That's exactly my point. Tell me this: if it wasn't your kids in that gym, would you be standing up for them? Would your husband?”

Did you get any sleep?”

I mean there are protections though. The Civil Rights Act.”

Is it always that bad for mutants?”

Uh yeah, mutant rights. They're a nice idea, but there's always an exception for public safety. All they have to do is call you dangerous and you know what happens to those so-called rights? Poof, they're gone.”

Oh believe me, you don't want to do that. You see, out there you got powers. But in here, I got powers.”

Well I bet you're pretty glad you met me in here.”

But some of his best friends are mutants?”

You and my husband had a deal to help our family.”

You ever burn anyone with that?”

I just wanted to say… thanks for, you know, saving me. Even though I threw a coffeepot at your head.”

You needed help. She needed something to connect with so...I gave her a memory. Of us.”

Yeah. She doesn't care. That's why she's my girlfriend.”

What about your girlfriend? You ever burned her?”

When things go sideways, blueprints are almost as useful as to-do lists.”

Little favor? Call me Polaris. You’re sending me to Hell, I think it’s the least you can do.”

Yeah, there's four of them and then more outside the kitchen door. We're surrounded. Look, I can get us through a wall, but if they start shooting while we run, there's gonna be a fight.”

You were a little hard on the trees and some furniture, but people survived.”

No, You can't be the shoe. Be the bottle cap.”

All this damage, was it me? Is everyone okay?”

This place needed a remodeling anyway.”

Something changed after I got sick. I woke up with this new beauty mark here.”

Didn't you hear them? There's an army out there.”

Run? Why should we have to run?”

Like what? We do some hot yoga and find my spirit animal?”

Umm.. no, thanks. I'm pretty sure your spirit animal would bite me.”

That's impossible, my head can't be ripped off.”

Literally I have the power to bail out of bad situations. So, being scared is just a big part of it.”

And you can shove that deal up your ass.”

Was I unclear? Your job was to stay in the van.”

[lucifersresources]

taylor swift self titled album rp meme.

edit/alter/change pronouns etc as you see fit!  

tim mcgraw.

that's a lie.

i was right there beside him all summer long.

the moon like a spotlight on the lake.

when you think happiness, i hope you think of me.

i hope you think of me.

think of my head on your chest.

september saw a month of tears.

i'm thanking god that you weren't here to see me like that.

it's hard not to find it all a little bittersweet.

i'm back for the first time since then.

picture to burn.

i didn't get my perfect fantasy.

you love yourself more than you could ever love me.

watch me strike a match on all my wasted time.

you're just another picture to burn.

there's no time for tears.

i'm just sitting here planning my revenge.

if you're missing me you'd better keep it to yourself.

coming back around here would be bad for your health.

teardrops on my guitar.

i fake a smile so he won't see.

she's got everything that i have to live without.

i can't even see anyone when he's with me.

he says he's so in love.

i wonder if he knows he's all i think about at night.

he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.

he's the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star.

can he tell that i can't breathe?

there he goes, so perfectly.

the kind of flawless i wish i could be.

she better hold him tight.

i drive home alone.

i'll put his picture down.

a place in this world.

i don't know what i want.

i'm still trying to figure it out.

i'm alone, on my own.

life goes on.

just trying to find a place in this world.

i'm wearing my heart on my sleeve.

tomorrow's just a mystery.

cold as you.

you take the very best of me.

i start a fight coz i need to feel something.

i'm not what you wanted.

what a shame.

just walk away.

i've never been anywhere cold as you.

you put up walls.

i stood there loving you.

you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer, with the nerve to adore you.

every smile you fake is so condescending.

counting all the scars your made.

the outside.

i know i didn't read between the lines.

nothing seems to work the first few times.

nobody ever lets me in.

i've been a lot of lonely places.

i would give it all up.

no one notices until it's too late.

tied together with a smile.

seems the only one who doesn't see your beauty is the face in the mirror looking back at you.

hold on, baby.

you don't tell anyone that you might not be the golden one.

you're tied together with a smile, but you're coming undone.

love was all you wanted.

stay beautiful.

will you ever know?

you're beautiful, every little piece.

you're really gonna be someone.

i hope your life leads you back to my door.

stay beautiful.

i'm taking pictures in my mind.

it's hard to make a conversation when he's taking my breath away.

you and i are a story that never gets told.

what you are is a daydream.

should've said no.

everything is gone.

just looking at you feels wrong.

it was a moment of weakness.

you should've said no.

i should've been there in the back of your mind.

you shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet.

you can see that i've been crying.

you know all the right things to say.

do you honestly expect me to believe we could be the same?

the past is the past.

was it worth it?

mary's song (oh my my my)

i looked at you like the stars that shined.

our daddies used to joke about the two of us growing up and falling in love.

take me back when our world was one block wide.

i dared you to kiss me.

your eyes still shined.

all i need is you next to me.

you stayed outside till the morning light.

after all this time, you and i.

our song.

we don't have a song.

our song is the way you laugh.

i didn't kiss her and i should have.

i'm only me when i'm with you.

you and i are painting pictures in the sky.

we don't say a thing.

everything i need is right here by my side.

i know everything about you.

i don't wanna live without you.

i'm only up when you're not down.

don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground.

you drive me crazy.

i'm only me when i'm with you.

just a small town boy and girl, living in a crazy world.

i don't try to hide my tears.

i don't try to hide my tears, my secrets or my deepest fears.

through it all nobody gets me like you do.

when i'm with anybody else, it's so hard to be myself.

i'm only me, who i wanna be, when i'm with you.

[hime-memes]

                            • Hime’s Mini - Playlist Starters • 

I’ll be linking the lyric videos in the Bolded song title so you can go give these a listen if you’re so inclined ! If by chance you do find a new favorite song from this playlist - let me know in the tags & I’ll consider doing future installments of my personal RP writing playlists !

                          ( Most of these have an Indie vibe, but not all of them ! ) 

‘ Ocean Wide ‘ - Jonah 

“ Oh my god, I'm fallin' ”

“ Poison me, baby “

“ Oh, this can't be worse “

“ Oh, I know what you wanna say ”

“ No, I can't just walk away “

“ Peel it off, baby “

“ I know that you blame me “

“ Say what's on your mind “

“ What's on your mind ? “

‘ I Found ‘ - Amber Run

“ I've moved further than I thought I could “

“ But I missed you more than I thought I would “

" I'll use you as a focal point - so I don't lose sight of what I want “

“ I'll use you as a warning sign ... that if you talk enough sense then you'll lose your mind “

“ And I'll use you as a makeshift gauge: of how much to give and how much to take “

“ And I found love where it wasn't supposed to be --- right in front of me “

“ Talk some sense to me “

  ‘ Demons ‘ - Jacob Lee

“ I thought my demons were almost defeated, but you took their side and you pulled them to freedom “

“ I kept your secrets and I thought that you would do the same “

“ You've taken my breath away “

“ Now I want to breathe “

“ Deep in my structure, I think I still love her “

“ But I need some sleep “

“ 'Cause I cannot see, what you can see so easily “

“ Tear it down piece by piece “

“ Leave me to think “

“ My heart is weak ”

“ Deep in my structure, I feel a rupture - from where she should be “ 

“ Leave me in peace “

“ Caught in my memories “

“ They know my secrets and won't let me go ”

‘ Fall Into You ‘ - Toby Burton 

“ Maybe one more drink then I'll go, don't even know my way back home “

“ But I could stay with you forever “

“ What if I fall into you, after drinking maybe one or two? “

“ Oh god, I like the way that you move “

“ Stand in the rain until my hands turn cold “

“ dancing slowly as the night grows old “

“ But I could stay like this forever “

“ What if I fall into you? “

“ Maybe we should take it back to the room “

“ So that I can see the way that you move “

“ We have some things that we would like to outgrow “

“ I'll walk you back so you're not walking alone “

“ We should end the night together “

“ If you need me I'll be here by the phone ”

“ I'll put the pieces back together “

“ Hours later and it's time we should go ”

‘ I Just Know ‘ Jacob Lee

“ Guide my feet towards the altar “

“ Close my hands and wait for an answer “

“ Teach my lungs to breath underwater “

“ Teach my heart to beat without her “

“ I see darkness where you see light “

“ Emotions fold, our blood runs dry “

“ Keep my secrets close, our hearts aligned “

“ I see a future inside your eyes “

“ We're fading out again “

“ I see fire in your eyes and I feel fire in my soul “

“ You're gonna make it through this, I just know “

“ She said: ‘ This world isn't big enough to live it on your own ‘ “

“ Keep it in your heart “

“ It's buried deep within your bones “

“ Don't you come home or I will never let you go “

‘ Don’t You Wanna Be Loved ‘ - Bella McKendree

“ How can I see you — If you never seem to let me in ? “

“ No wonder I doubt you … could handle the truth under your fickle skin “

“ How do you stand so tall ? “

“ Inside your shaking “

“ Under your make-up; I see you suffering … ”

“ Don’t you wanna be loved ? “

“ Standing at the crossroads - you try to decide which way to go “

“ Back towards the treeline ? Or through your doubts to pastures unknown ? “

“ Oh, when you sleep at night: You remember what he said “

“ Underneath the blankets, you heard his lips confess “

“ I just wanna be loved “

‘ I Still Think of You ‘ - The Bootleg Boy 

“ If you go to bed then when will I see you “

“ If I'm not enough then how can I be with you … anymore ? “

“ ‘Cause I'm not your savior “

“ I'm just a man with a thousand endings “

“ No, just a boy ... whose favor ... lacks the heart to last “

“ I'm just a boy: a boy with a thousand endings “

“ And you're just a girl, a girl who will just forget me “

“ ‘Cus I'm not one to dwell on you “

“ Cut you off for my own good “

“ Feels like ten thousand nights since I will have seen you “

“ I'd say I've moved on - but I still think of you “

‘ I’ll Be Good ‘ - Jaymes Young 

“ My past has tasted bitter for years now “

“ So I wield an iron fist: ‘ Grace is just weakness ! ‘ “

“ Or so I've been told “

“ I've been cold; I’ve been merciless “

“ And I'll love the world, like I should “

“ Yeah, I'll be good, I'll be good “

“ For all of the times that I never could “

“ I never meant to start a fire “

“ I never meant to make you bleed “

“ I'll be a better man today “

“ I thought I saw the devil this morning “

“ Looking in the mirror, drop of rum on my tongue “

“ With the warning to help me see myself clearer “

“ But the blood on my hands scares me to death “

“ Maybe I'm waking up today “

“ For all of the light that I shut out - “

“ For all of the innocent things that I doubt - “

“ For all of the bruises I've caused in the tears --- “

“ For all of the things that I've done - “

“ For all the sparks that I stomped out - “ 

“ For all of the perfect things that I doubt “

‘ Meet Me in the Mystery ‘ - Lissie

“ Can you help me, please? “

“ Get me off of my knees “

“ I am ready for the darkness “

“ And I wanna go back down “

“ Teach me, I am listening “

“ Lead and I will follow “

“ To the sweetest kind of sadness “

“ You can feel that sound as it's coming out “

“ I wanna know the secret “

“ I am ready to let go “

“ Get me out of the familiar “

“ I wanna know what I don't know “

‘ Somebody Else ‘ - Flora Cash 

“ I held the better cards “

“ But every stroke of luck has got a bleed through “

“ It's got a bleed through “

“ You will see too “

“ You held the balance of the time “

“ That only blindly I could read you “

“ But I could read you “

“ Well you look like yourself, but you're somebody else “

“ Only it ain't on the surface “

“ Well you talk like yourself - No, I hear someone else though “

“ Now you're making me nervous “

“ It's like you told me: ‘ Go forward slowly; It's not a race to the end ‘ “

“ I finally sat alone “

“ Pitch black flesh and bone “

“ Couldn't believe that you were gone “

“ You were the better part of every bit of beating heart that I had “

“ I saw the part of you, that only when you're older you will see too

‘ Damn Your Eyes ‘ - Alex Clare 

“ Damn your eyes, they're taking my breath away “

“ … Making me fall in love again … Damn your eyes “

“ Always the same you say that you'll change - somehow you never do “

“ I believe all your lies “ 

“ You make it all seem true! “

“ I guess I see what I wanna see, or is my heart just deceiving me “

“ With that look I know so well, I fall completely under your spell “

“ I can do what I want - I’m in complete control “

“ … That's what I tell myself! “

“ I got a mind of my own, I'll be alright alone: Don't need anybody else! “

“ I give myself a good talking to: ‘ No more being a fool for you! ‘ “

“ I remember how you made wanna surrender “

“ For making me wanna stay, damn your eyes ... for getting my hopes up high “

[meme-queen-pumpkin]

Rp Prompts/Starters P!NK Lyric edition

Song- So What

"I'm gonna drink my money"

"Not gonna pay his rent.."

"I wanna start a fight!"

"So What?"

"I don't need you!"

"Guess what! I'm having more fun now that we're done!"

"I'm alright...I'm just fine!"

"At least I know how to hit..."

"Somebody's gonna die..."

"You weren't there, You never were."

"You want it all but that's not fair."

"I gave you life...I gave my all.."

"You weren't there! You let me fall!"

Song-Stupid Girls

"Maybe if I act like that that guy will call me back!"

"They travel in packs of two or three"

"Where have the smart people gone? Where could they be?"

"The world believes it and I'm going crazy."

"I can not take anymore"

"I'm so glad that I'll never fit in, that'll never be me!"

"Your only concern is 'will it f**k up my hair'"

Song-I'm not dead

"It's the fifth day of ice on a new tattoo but the ice should be on our heads"

"We only spun the web to catch ourselves so we weren't left for dead."

"I was never looking for approval from anyone but you.."

"Though this journey's over, I'd go back if you asked me to."

"I'm not dead, just floating."

"I'm not scared, just changing."

"You're my crack of sunlight."

"You can do the math a thousand ways but you can't erase the facts."

"Others come and others go, but you always come back."

"I'm a winter flower underground, always thirsty for summer rain"

"Just like the change in seasons, I know you'll be back again."

"Finally gained what no one loses"

Song-Better Life

"I've been up late watching you breathe."

"If you're gonna leave don't tell me.."

"F**k, I'm blue."

"All those photos that you like, of a better life...better wife..."

"God I miss drinking.."

"I've been up late nights, staring at the street lights.."

"I find myself up late...feeling kinda jealous."

"Tired of the bull, other people's wellness."

"It's just not you."

"Right in front of me, what a gift.. So amazing."

"I can't seem to understand it? How did we get so low?"

Song-Bad Influence

"Sure I'll have another one, it's early."

"Tequila for my friend. It makes her flirty."

"Trust me"

"Uh-oh"

"So what if it's only 1 o'clock in the afternoon?"

"It's never too early to send out all the invitations to the last night of your life."

"I can't help it! I like to party!"

"A good excuse to be a bad influence on you."

"I turned him down. He wasn't the first and he won't be the last."

"I'm a story to tell. The alibi."

"They might need a break from all the real life."

"What does that even mean?"

Song-Funhouse

"Pictures framed of the past...your taunting smirk behind the glass"

"It's time to start the count down..."

"I'm gonna burn it down."

"10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1...FUN!"

"I'd rather live out on the street than in this haunted memory.."

"I'm called the movers...called the maids."

"I'll find a new place, burn this sucker down."

Song-Leave me alone (I'm Lonely)

"Go away, give me a chance to miss you."

"Say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss you."

"I love you so much more when you're not here."

"If you give me some room there will be room enough for two."

"I'm tired."

"Leave me alone."

"I'm lonely"

"No you can't hop into my shower."

"You taste so sweet but I can't eat the same thing every day."

"I'm cutting off the phone, leave me the f**k alone."

"Tomorrow I'll be begging you to come home."

"Go away! Come back! Why can't I just have it both ways?"

"I wish you knew the difference."

Song-Nobody knows

"Nobody knows but me I sometimes cry.."

"If I could pretend that I'm asleep when my tears start to fall.."

"I peek out from behind my walls..."

"Nobody likes to lose their inner voice...the one I used to hear before my life made a choice.."

"Your secret's safe with me."

"There's nowhere else in the world that I could ever be."

"Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown?"

"It's win or lose...not how you play the game.."

"Tomorrow I'll be there, my friend."

"I'll wake up and start all over again when everybody else has gone."

Song-Crystal Ball

"I just need a compass and a willing accomplice."

"I've had my chances and I've taken 'em all...just to end up right back here on the floor."

"Pennies in a well...million dollars in the fountain of a hotel."

"I'm not scared at all..."

"Love just needs a witness and a little forgivness"

"I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes" ((One of my favourite lines in her songs))

"I've felt that fire and I've been burned. But I wouldn't trade the pain for what I've learned."

Song-Don't let me get me

"I never win first place, I don't support the team."

"I was always in a fight 'cause I can't do nothing right."

"Every day I fight a war against the mirror."

"I'm my own worst enemy."

"It's bad when you annoy yourself"

"So irritating.."

"They told me, ''you'd be a popstar. All you gotta change is everything you are''."

"She's so pretty, that just ain't me."

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP meme from Tremors

Let's get you out of the sun for a spell.

Please move your fat ass.

Well, when I'm your age I'll probably forget what I eat, too.

How many cows does it take to make a stampede? Is it like three or more? Is there a minimum speed?

You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, nice full breasts that stand up and say hello, ass that won't quit. And legs, legs that go all the way up!

Yeah, well, I'm getting what I refer to scientifically as "weird vibes."

They're all the same; dead weight. Can't make a decision, can't walk because of their shoes, can't work because of their fingernails. Make my skin crawl!

Well, I'm a victim of circumstance.

Twenty years of looking for a woman exactly like Miss October 1968, and where'd it get me?

Down, honey, down.

The way you worry, you're gonna have a heart attack before you get to survive World War III.

Right. We plan ahead. That way we don't do anything right now.

The idea was; we were ripping you off.

Now, you know I'm good for it.

Are we too easy-going?

If we're gonna take the plunge we oughta have a better plan than that.

Stop it! Stop it, you horrid animal!

God almighty, my mama sure didn't raise me for this.

You're the one's gotta have a plan.

What keeps us doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet.

You gonna stand there in broad daylight and tell me you think I'm the reason we're still here?

I'll call that little bluff.

Forget it, man. It's not worth it.

We did it! We faced temptation and we did not bend!

Last chance, asshole.

Jeez, look at that guy.

You're full of shit.

He must've really been drunk this time.

You damn fool, you owe me on this one

Well, whatever the hell happened it's just one more goddamn good reason to haul ass out of this place.

Hey, where the hell's that asshole dog?

We got a killer on the loose!

He's cutting people's heads off!

I'd high-tail for town if I was you!

The phone is out!

We've gotta get the police up here.

Well, there's sure as hell nothing to stop us now.

Is some higher force at work here?

Are we asking too much of life?

You on a booze break or what?!

Where are the bullets? Don't we have any goddamn bullets?

Hey, I don't want spend the night out here!

What the hell you doing back already?

Unreal! Where'd you get it?

It's disgusting.

So, it's some kind of snake?

It's dead all right. Tore the damn thing in half.

There's gotta be more out there, a lot more.

Slick as snot and I'm not lying.

Look, we organize, we arm ourselves.

We go out, we find those damn snake things, we make 'em extinct.

Might be aliens. Who knows?

Why go looking for trouble?

Phone's out. Road's out. We're on our own.

I'm dead. Let's finish in the morning.

Just keep looking at that beautiful sky.

Damn that thing!

Well, what's wrong with it?

You sure this is where it was?

God, what a stink!

Something's got me!

Oh, God! Get me Out!! GET ME OUT!!

Somebody stop it!

You want the rifle or the Smith?

IT'S GOT ME! IT's GOT ME! AAAAHGH!

You stupid punk!

One of these days, [NAME], somebody's gonna kick your ass.

Come back with the Sheriff.

Come back with the National Guard.

That means we're gonna be out here, like, in the dark.

Oh, man, I hate this shit.

Ride like hell.

How could they bury an entire Plymouth station wagon?

They're under the goddamn ground!

There must be a million of them!

It's gaining on us!

We can do it, we can do it!

We killed the bastard!

Did you just notice something weird?

Think it smells like that 'cause it's dead?

I think they shoot right outta its mouth, hook you, and pull you right in.

Good thing we stopped it before it killed anybody else.

I'm lucky it didn't find me.

This is like, well, let's say it, it's probably the biggest zoological discovery of the century.

Just look at what we caught here!

This is one big mother!

Come on, nobody's ever seen one of these!

There are five more of these things!

Five more?

If you compare the different readings, there have to be five.

There's nothing like them in the fossil record, I'm sure.

I'd vote for outer space. No way those are local boys.

The government built them, a big surprise in the next war.

How the hell's it even know we're still here?

It can sense the slightest seismic vibration, hear every move we make.

I always wanted to be stuck on a desert island. But somehow I always imagined, you know, water.

You know, I hate to be crude, but I'm gonna have to take care of some business here.

I'll tell you, if you ever wanted proof God is a man, this is it.

Running's not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails.

You're not even trying to come up with a plan!

Think it's still following us?

You go north, I'll go south.

Well, I'm scared, but I'm not sorry.

All right, I'm about as subtle as a donkey's ass.

You think we're not even safe here in town?

I think we should all get the hell out while the getting's good.

You should have a theory at least.

This valley's just one long smorgasbord and if we don't haul ass outta here we're the next course.

You little ass wipe!

You knock that off or you're gonna be shitting that basketball!

Where are we going to go that's safer than right here?

I'm gonna kick his ass!

Man, you got a gun?!

Big as a house!

Remember, no noise. No vibration.

Get off your pogo stick!

Go back, for chrissake!

Come on! Outta your pants!

Just run! Run like screaming fuck!

This oughta hurt like hell.

So, is that one of your usual jobs, saving peoples' lives?

How long till they go away?

Shut it up! Shut the little bastard up!

Quiet! Quiet you hateful thing!

Chuck him out the door!

Son of a bitchin' lowlife, putrid, scum.

I got enough food here to last us for weeks.

Jesus! Shut it off!

Can't you shout a little quieter?

How the hell long it take you to change a tire?

They're coming after you! They're coming right now!

Big monsters under the ground, [NAME]!

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you, you BASTARD!

We killed that motherfucker!

Uh, be advised, however, there are four more, repeat, four more motherfuckers.

They got one! They killed one of the sons of bitches!

You're not getting any penetration, even with the elephant gun.

Never figured on having to shoot through dirt! Best goddamn bullet stop there is.

They can feel our vibrations, but they can't find us.

The bastards are up to something.

Oh, wow, man! No way! No fucking way, man!

They're gonna tear this whole town out from under us!

We'll come get everybody. Just hang on tight.

Since when the hell's every goddamn thing up to us?!

We don't have a hell of a lot of time here.

We need a helicopter is what we need, or a goddamn tank.

Jesus. It's slower than hell.

Couldn't we distract them somehow?

We need a decoy.

Hey, [NAME], you wanna make a buck?

We're gonna save our asses here!

Get real. I'm faster than you.

Damn. Guess I have to do it.

Watch your ass, shithead.

Don't worry about me, jerkoff.

You goddamn suicidal son of a bitch!

He'll never make it! They're gonna get him!

HEY, YOU SORRY SONS OF BITCHES, COME AND GET ME!

Goddamn good thinking!

Me next!

Get me off of here!

We got about three seconds!

God damn! Armored transport!

What do you think? Max firepower or...?

I'd go for penetration.

Give me a gun! I'll take one!

I wouldn't give you a gun if it was World War Three.

Underground goddamn monsters?!

Any sign of'em?

Maybe they're taking a dump.

What the hell are they doing? They're up to something.

I don't care what they're doing as long as they're doing it way over there.

They dug a trap! I can't believe this!

Hungry?! Eat this!!

Here they come! They're coming back!

They'll sure as hell get us if we stay here!

[NAME] do you have any more of those things?

Then, when the explosion happens, if it drives them away again, we all run like goddamn bastards!

What if it doesn't scare them? What if they don't run?

They're so sensitive to sound, they have to run! It hurts too much!

We're gonna run. Get ready.

They're too fast! You can't outrun them, no way!

It worked! There they go!

You asshole! There's no bullets in this gun!

Could we make it to the mountains?

What's the matter with you? What are you talking about?!

Those animals would have killed you!

You haven't seen what they can do.

They're not falling for it!

I'll make'em pay attention, goddamnit

We can't kill them all.

Use the fucking bomb!

This better be one great plan!

We could make some real money off this whole thing, get in People magazine.

Sell the movie rights.

You're really leaving, huh?

There's going to be major research up here.

And thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.

Civil? I'm civil.

You're not civil, you're glum.

We got the world by the tail with a downhill pull and all of a sudden you go glum on me.

Somebody paying you to do this?

She just practically asked you for a date.

God, my work is never done.

Fine, make the mistakes I did.

I think I'll just be playing this hand myself.

I'd goddamn worship her.

Can you fly, sucker?! CAN YOU FLY?!

[mypralaya]

RP STARTERS FROM “FROM THE CHOIRGIRL HOTEL” BY TORI AMOS, PART TWO OF TWO

Surrender, then start you engines

You'll know quite soon what my mistake was

I hear she still grants forgiveness

I hear she still grants forgiveness, although I willingly forgot her

I willingly forgot her

I guess I'm an underwater thing

I guess I'm an underwater thing so I guess I can't take it personally

I guess I can't take it personally

I'm liquid running

There's a sea secret in me

It's plain to see it is rising

There's a sea secret in me, it's plain to see it is rising

Calling for my soul, at the corners of the world

I know she's playing poker with the rest of the stragglers

You know this is madness

A lilac mess in your prom dress

She's your cocaine

She's got you shaving your legs

You can suck anything

You wanna be me

You can suck anything, but you know, you wanna be me

Put on your makeup

Put on your makeup, boy

Put on your makeup, boy, you're your favorite stranger

Put on your makeup, boy, you're your favorite stranger, and we all like to watch

You're your favorite stranger

We all like to watch

Shimmy once, and do it again

Bring your sister!

Bring your sister if you can't handle it!

She says you control it

She says you don't control it

She says you're controlling

She says you're controlling the way she makes you crawl

She makes you crawl

She says you control it, then she says you don't control it, then she says you're controlling

She knows what you are

If you want me to, boy, I could lie to you

You don't need one of these to let me inside of you

Is it true that devils end up like you?

Is it true that devils end up like you; something safe for the picture frame?

Is it true that devils end up like you; so tied up you don't know how she came

You don't know how she came

Got me taking it in, getting mine back

I'm writing good checks

You sign Prince Of Darkness, try Squire of Dimness

Please don't help me with this!

Cut it again!

He moved like the sunset

He moved like the sunset; god, who painted that?

God, who painted that?

First he loved my accent

How his knees could bend

I thought we'd be okay

But I feel something is wrong

But I feel this cake just isn't done

Girls, you've got to know when it's time to turn the page; when you're only wet because of the rain

You've got to know when it's time to turn the page

You're only wet because of the rain

You don't show much these days

It gets so fucking cold

I loved his secret places

I loved his secret places but I can't go anymore

You change like sugarcane

I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars

I feel the west in you

I feel the west in you but I feel it falling apart too

I feel it falling apart

I feel it falling apart too

Met 'em in a hotel

Met him in a Hotel

Tell me that he's missing

You were wild

Where are you now?

You were wild, where are you now?

I have to learn to let you crash down

You say he's the biggest thing

You say he's the biggest thing there'll be this year

I guess that what I'm seeking isn't here

Guessed anyone but you

Where are the velvets?

I'm still alive

In my platforms I hit the floor

Fell face down, didn't help my brain out

In my platforms I hit the floor; fell face down, didn't help my brain out

The baby came before I found the magic how to keep her happy

I never was the fantasy

I never was the fantasy of what you wanted, wanted me to be

Don't judge me so harsh little girl

So you got a playboy mommy?

Tell them soldiers my name

Little girl, they'll do you know harm

They know your playboy mommy

You just tell them my name

I got a few friends

I never was there

I never was there, was there when it counts

I get my way, you're so like me

I get my way

You're so like me

You seemed ashamed

I'll say it loud here by your grave

Those angels can't ever take my place

I'll say it loud here by your grave, those angels can't ever take my place

I can't find those church bells that played when you died

I'll be home

I'll be home to take you in my arms

You thought you'd never tell

I am not asking you to believe in me

Boy, I think you're confused, I'm not Persephone

These things you do, I never asked you how

Line me up in single file with all your grievances

Stare, but I can taste you're still alive below the waste

I can taste you're still alive below the waste

You're still alive below the waste

Ripples come and ripples go then ripple back to me

She's in New York somewhere, checking her accounts

The Lord of the Flies was diagnosed as sound

[grayisholi]

@ the DND ask game: ALL OF THOSE QUESTIONS, I CAN'T CHOOSE!! XD (or if not that, the ones you rlly wanna do!!

BOY OH BOY OH BOYIve been answering these throughout the day and I’m too lazy to reread the full document so sorry if I’ve left gaps or whatever but here it is! All 35 questions about dnd! Matt you unstoppable Madman.

1. A favorite character you have played.

You can’t just make me pick between my children!!! I think I might have to say Atticus Sallow, my faeborn bloodhunter, partially because he’s like 100% homebrew content which I LIVE for, but also because he’s probably the most kinda self-insert character I’ve ever played? Almost became the kinda angsty, brooding asshole character before he was like “get your shit together” and learned that loving people isn’t so bad.

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played.

I almost, ALMOST had the pleasure of DMing for @no-more-good-omens and their character was gonna be SO RAD and I’m a little heartbroken he never came to be. A half-drow paladin of Vecna, pretending to be your typical good and wholesome paladin? Dude, I love that kinda two faced backstabbing in a player. It’s such a shame it never came to anything (although if yall still wanna play hmu ;))

3. Your favorite side quest.

Ooh, there’s been so many good ones. Probably when i was playing as Adrian Smirks and went off on a tangent to rescue his brother ? That was the first time I ever got to see Adrian’s more raw and emotional side beneath the suave mask he wears and it was fun to explore his character in that way ^.^

4. Your current campaign.

That I’m DMing? It started inspired by Guy Fawkes and was gonna be “your party blows up parliament” but I got bored of following historical accuracy so it ended up being “blow up the palace in a magical city that just happens to be called London”. I accidentally wrote myself into a hole with this campaign tho, so once they’ve finished this arc I’m handing over the DM hat to my sister @philosophical-wanton because she seems to love it and I kinda miss being a player lmao. I can’t wait for it.

5. Favorite NPC.That I’ve written? Probably Hai Shen, the youngest son of a group of circus performers who were killed and the party got blamed for their murder. He had such a great attitude and his dynamics with the party kicked ass. And the twist that he was actually dead the whole time and it was his soul that had stayed behind to help solve his family’s murder? ICONIC.

6. Favorite death (monster, player character, NPC, etc).

NPC death would probably be Hai Shen, actually. After the party had brought the real killers (A cult to the demon Prince Orcus) to justice, Hai’s time on earth had come to an end. He had really beautiful moment with the party before being reunited with his family. Alternatively, the time I broke my entire party’s hearts? “Artagan’s staff comes cracking into Ellios’ chest, forcing him onto the ground. Artagan raises his sceptre in hand, pointing it menacingly at the young prince. And for the first time, you see him. Like, REALLY see him. He’s not the strong and powerful leader you’ve all come to know him as, he’s not Prince Ellios of the Four Realms. He’s just a boy. A boy who is much too young to be involved in such a grand scheme. And the fear in his eyes. You see the fear he’s managed to keep buried for so long, finally coming to the surface. And then? You don’t see anything, aside from his cold body hitting the ground.” I got punched three times for that moment, but GOD was it worth it.

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

Like in game? A healthy lil bit of vandalising the local law enforcement buildings is always a good time.

8. Your favorite fight/encounter.

Aw man, how can I pick ? I gotta say, that one time we, a level 6 party, managed to take down two earth elementals was pretty rad. The DM kind of expected it to be one of those encounters that we saw and immediately tried to run from, but what she didn’t take into account was that ALL of us had chaotic alignments so we just went crazy. The DM was rolling really badly (thank God) and we were getting really creative (“I use the produce flame centripetal to light my bottle of ale on fire and create a molotov cocktail” “you do WHAT”) and after like an HOUR we won and it was amazing. The rush I got from that victory was better than any drug my dood.

9. Your favorite thing about D&D.

I know I say it a lot, but I legit can’t choose. There’s so many great things about ttrpgs that a lot of people don’t really think of. The creative fulfilment I get from a session is incomparable, the friendships you can build that you couldn’t form in any other way. And like, not to get too real for a sec here, but I grew up with undiagnosed autism and didn’t understand how a lot of social situations worked, and DnD was such a good mechanic for me to try communicating with people without many real world consequences, and I appreciate that experience so much. It’s just such a great thing my dood.

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

Can they be the same thing lmao? I mean, I’m obviously partial to Count Cassius, the vampire lord that Adrian slept with lmao. I also always appreciate a good beholder, until I get hit with three disintegration rays IN A ROW.

11. How often do you play and how often would you ideally like to play?

We’ve got kind of a monthly schedule with my main campaign, and I manage to get a couple online games in-between them, but honestly I’d kill to be the kind of group that got together every weekend.

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

Oh MAN. “I say we do this.” “Yeah, but that’s coming from the guy who decided to tie 3 50ft ropes together to escape the palace.” “iT wOrKeD dIdN’t iT ???” i.e that time I forgot I gave the gnome rogue flying boots so when I planned for them to get arrested at the palace, they managed to escape by tying their ropes together, sending the gnome with it to the top and climbing the wall. I had to improvise the rest of the session. Also “FLINTON BELINDA SKINTON” bc as a role-play exercise I got my party to come up with rumours about their characters and the gnome rogue called Flint AKA Flinton B Skinton decided that one of their rumours was that the B stood for Belinda, and it was GLORIOUS.

13. Introduce your current party.

My current group consists of Flinton B Skinton, gnome rogue. He’s a quick-fingered, silver-tongued gay disaster who can sell anything to anyone. He’s a charming flirt, and a veritable genius in his own right. Kava Daardendrian, dragonborn ranger who loves nothing in life more than her animal companion - her pig Snortin Norton. She’s fun and sassy and shameless, she’s great. There’s Sparks, the fire Genasi Monk, and full embodiment of a disaster lesbian. She drinks, fights, and gets laid, and doesn’t deal with her problems in healthy ways. An icon. And finally Milo, the halfling Bard who falls in love at the drop of a hat and just wants everyone to get along. I call them “The Shenanigang” and I love them.

14. Introduce any other parties you have played in or DM-ed.

A party I joined late? We had Sylvia Moondrop, the half elf sorcerer who was just trying to get along with everyone despite what the world seemed to want. Orland the half orc bard who was just trying to shake off the Barbarian stereotype his family left him with. Rose Morleen, air Genasi fighter who was literally born to kick ass and take names. I joined as Mason Terrai, the Earth Genasi Alchemist with a perchance for explosives. The very definition of chaotic neutral.

15. Do you have snacks during game times?

Of COURSE. What manic wouldn’t ?

16. Do you play online or in person? Which do you prefer?

I used to play online a LOT back before I had friends who were into dnd, but I VASTLY prefer playing in person. The chemistry that’s built not only amongst the players, but also the actual characters themselves is unparalleled. It’s just such a great experience.

17. What are some house rules that your group has?

Anyone can attempt anything, the only restriction is the dice. Don’t question the DM unless it’s out of session, then bully the dm on the groupchat until he’s so pissed off he gives you inspiration just to get you to shut up. And also canon lore and canon rules are bullshit when it’s convenient. That’s about it

18. Does your party keep any pets?

Our ranger, God bless her, has her pack pig Snortin Norton, sold to her by one Flinton B Skinton. And Flint really wants a monkey, he’s been trying to find one for ages.

19. Do you or your party have any dice superstitions?

Not really ? I’m the kind guy that if my dice rolls a 1 I will bench it for a bit, but tbh all my dice are cursed af and I’ve kinda just learned to roll with it by making my characters canonically terrible at everything lmao.

20. How did you get into D&D? How long have you been playing?

Aw man I can’t remember when or how, it’s been so long. I had a couple friends who were kinda into it, but all the games they tried to run were complete disasters. I only really started playing I’m the past year or so? Maybe a little more ? Adrian was my first character, and he was a very RP heavy character in a party of tanks and they all hated him but MAN was it fun.

21. Have you ever regretted something your character has done?

Oh all the time. One time my character was careless and didn’t check for traps on a legendary artefact and it lead to the death of a party member. One time my character got angry at his party and walked out. My characters don’t make good decisions, but that’s part of the fun.

22. What color was your first dragon?

White! I thought it was silver at first and went to go say hi, and it clawed me within half my HP straight away lmao.

23. Do you use premade modules or original campaigns?

Oh dude, original all the way. I live for that shit.

24. How much planning/preparation do you do for a game?

Depends on the session, but usually a good few hours, couple of days if I’m DMing.

25. What have your players done that you never could have planned for?

“You wake up in a mysterious forest. The strained autumn sun shines through the trees. The only thing you can see it each other, the trees, and an old sign post leading to a path that says "Myrrill” on it. What do you do?“ "We walk in the opposite direction of the sign deeper into the forest.” “…of course you do.”

26. What was your favorite scene to write and show your characters.

I wrote a full carnival show one time for them to watch, and then it got derailed when a horrific monster attacked. But writing all the characters and their acts, and watching my players get entranced as I described it ? Magical, my dood.

27. Do you allow homebrew content?

I live and breathe homebrew content. I don’t know what my games would be without it. I LOVE homebrew.

28. How often do you use NPCs in a party?

I make some pretty sick characters if I do say so myself, so I throw them in a LOT.

29. Do you prefer RP heavy sessions or combat sessions?

Oh dude, role play all the way. Fighting and killing stuff is great, but role-play is just so good. We can go from laughing with a bartender to crying over a backstory reveal and it’s just beautiful.

30. Are your players diplomatic or murder hobos?

Depends on the party, but i find the best players are a little bit of both XD

31. What is your favorite class? Favorite race?

Official ? I’m a fan of the hexblade warlock? Bards are always a good call, and to be real playing monks make me feel like an absolute badass. Race wise, there are just so many. If we’re only talking players handbook stuff, half elf is always rad. Outside of that? I’ve been researching the Shadar-Kai lately and I’m LIVING. They’re so rad.

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

What would you call the disaster gay? I don’t really gear my characters towards usefulness in combat, so it’s just whatever the class happens to lend itself to.

33. How do you write your backstory, or do you even write a backstory?

I usually write my character, personality, backstory, alignment etc, before I even pick a class or even a race. I basically just make OCs and apply them to dnd rules, and it’s SO much fun. 10/10, would recommend.34. Do you tend pick weapons/spells for being useful or for flavor?

FLAVOUR. My party usually hates me, but what I lack in combat utility I more than make up for in creative out of combat skill checks XD.

35. How much roleplay do you like to do?

Boi, I even RP my combat, and the great thing is it rubs off on my party too. I’ll have a really low initiative and everyone else will be like “I attack and do 10 points of damage” but then on my round I’m like “I use my staff to leap across the battlefield towards the opponent and launch out with a spinning kick to their jaw” and everyone else is like “oh, okay, that’s what we’re doing.” and the battle becomes so much more dynamic and cinematic, it’s amazing !

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