Fandom: THEMIS AND ERICHTHONIS ARE THE BEST AND PROBABLY DATING!
Me, in the background: ELIDIBUS STOLE ZENOS'S ASS! ITS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE WHY HE IS CAKED UP LIKE A BAKERY EXPLODED ON SATURDAY NIGHT DURING STORMBLOOD AND THEN AFTER HE IS FLATTER THAN WISCONSIN!
Roommate: It could of been the armor.
Me: THEN WHY DID HE SHAVE ARDBERT'S GOATEE!? RHETORICAL QUESTION! HE DIDN'T SHAVE IT! HE STOLE IT!
Roommate: I'm going to work.
Me: HE STOLE ZENOS'S ASS!!!!!
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