#‘back on my bullshit’ episode hahha

[rainia]

GOT JUMPSCQRED BY A NEW RIPTIDE EPISODE I FORGOT IT WAS TODAY.!!.!.!.!

YEAAAHHH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!! Ensa is everything to me <3333 :’))))

[randomfandomcat]

TIME TO YELL ABOUT THE NEW TAZ EP

AAAAAA FUCK NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET BUT I'M ALREADY ANXIOUS AA!! MUSIC!! -is a literal mannequin note to self: don't have coffee before TAZ. anxiety gets REAL BAD hey? hey griFFIN?? w h y "this is bullshit" me too trav. OH SHIT MERLE OH NO! MY DAD!!!!!!!!!! DAD!!!!! GRIFFIN'S LITTLE "oH,," AFTER ANIMATE OBJECT HHHHHHHHGHHHHH I HAVE TO INTERRUPT TAZ TO GO TALK TO SOMEONE NOW I GOTTA START OVER,,,, I'M UNIMMERSED,,,, ACK I'M BACK,,, I WANNA RESTART BUT,, THAT'S LIKE 12 MINUTES OF RELISTENING,,,, HRM "SO THIS HORDE OF- O K A Y" ooooh this is rough bc they gotta beat up magnus to get his bod back but, he's gonna be in rough shape when he does AAAAAA FIRST DEATH SAVE DAMN THERE HAS TO BE A COMPETENT WOMAN SOMEWHERE !!!! FIRST SUCCESS!!! death saves remind me of jail in monopoly,,, WHAT THE FUCK WRECKING BALL!!!!!! WRECKING BALLS ?????? FUCKING !!!!! MERLE CANONICALLY HAS GLASSES YES!!!! I'M WEEPING !!!!! holy shit taako still has the raging sword CHANCE LANCE!!! GOD THIS IS SICK HEY GRIFFIN FUCK YOU HAHHA. REAL MAGNUS WINS he smirks. wuh oh WUH O H I HATE WHEN GRIFFIN GETS EXCITED??? LIKE I LOVE MY LITTLEST BROTHER BOY BEING HAPPY BUT NOT AS A DM TRYING TO KILL THE BOYS F U CK OKAY Y'KNOW THIS IS GOOD RIP,,,,,, GOD JUSTIN,,, tearing off his flesh arm would be fucking horrifying. could. could he DO that? would edward feel pain in mag's bod? "i've got something for ya." WUH OH THE DOG!!!!!!!! also digging this music aw!!! oooh pretty sky. two suns?? hey. hey griffin are- WAIT WHAT? GRIFF ARE YOU CHANGING HIS MEMORIES? G R I F F I N?? anyways hey griffin are they white suns? like... bright white eyes, perhaps? *eyes emoji* (i'm on a laptop listen) YOU'RE NOT DEAD, CLINTON. oooh hey a sweet girl messaged me :D "well he won't die right away" TAAKO, taako and pinocchio oooh hey anxiety's kickin in again wooo hey uh???? the next ep comes out 2 days after my birthday?? FEEL A PRESENCE?? cam!!!!!! crimson wonder sdfggfds hi cam i'm love you???? cam!!!!! MAGE HAND FUK!!!!!!!! I LOVE CAM, now go with me on this, griffin saying "oh my god" is my fuckin favorite thing as a dm HEALING WOOD G O D DEATH BOLT !!!!!! wuh oh OH NO TAAKO mmmhMMMMM? OH SHIT!!!!! also hey this is gonna be a bad thing to deal with after he gets his bod back uh oh? KICK HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!!!! KICK!!!!!!! GOOD HE'S DEAD FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! ABSORB HIM HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! SLORP!!!!!!!!! wow i can't believe edward got fuckin vored ew. ew griffin aw he got spit out- WELL OKAY oh well now i feel bad. aw,,,,,, god i wanna draw this,,,,,, LUCKILY I GET A TABLET NEXT WEEKEND AW,,,,,, okay now its just scary- oh? THE BELL!!! oh dEAR!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW GR I F F I N!!!!!! and your. clock heurgh i wanna skip the ad break to get to the rest of the ep but,,,, i Will forget to listen to it again,,,, ingrediments ooh hey i can respond to that text during the ads it's weird thinking about the end of this campaign (i say, as i've only been listening since like episode 2 or 3 of this arc) OH NEW LIVE SHOW!!! dang it's not in boston BUT AW HE SOUNDS SO EXCITED! ooh gosh i gotta watch mbmbam after this too! hey anxiety's kicking in again !!! HEY A N X IETY,,,, trust me ???? WUH OH oh shit march 2nd???? WHY IS IT ONLY A WEEK???? NOT DEAD! you solved my lich puzzle hi i love clint? My Dad liches... get... stitches... steven!!!!! "i had a dream that.... i said the coolest shit ever..." god i'm anxious about this ACK GRIFFIN HYPED IT UP SO MUCH uh oh "i'd hate it shut the fuck up" I'M LAUGHING FUC "oh okay!" there's? 2 more relics right? aw magnus,,,,,, smog in the wind,,, love that kansas song oh. oh???? where'd. where'd it go who was- o!!!!!!! FRIEND!!!!! aw antonia,,,, lov her,,,, taako died twice. that's all. only thing that happened aw i love this reunion- WELL MAGNUS, he just has the arm asdgfd also hey. cam :((((( aw antonia!!! my son,,,, 3 hail marys, 6 push ups merle you're not helping yourself jerky buddy! i wanna draw? this ENTIRE episode y'all his arm is a club now huh OH MORE VISIONS WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE STATIC G R I F F I N hide... something...? WHATS HE HIDING,,,,, bright crimson red uniform with an insignia over the left breast pocket- okay now i have this for reference aw. WHATS- oh. the cup. OH HEY FUCK!!! MY RED ROBES = CREATORS OF THE RELICS THEORY!!!!! ANGUS OH NO !!! MYSWEETBOY I'VEMISSED YOUR VOICE I LOVE YOU!!!!!! UM? HOW COULD YOU? okay good goof aw,,, taako,, ANGUS!!!!!! MY BOY!!!!! COME BACK!!!! BRING BACK MY BOY!!!!!! yeah griffin that happens a lot?? what's,, tomorrow. coin. what?? what??????? adds this to the cryptid shit list,, WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR TWO HOURS MERLE also hi merle is definitely the dwight carving into the cpr dummy scene from the office aw!!!!! HEY EVEN MORE VISIONS!!! also hey i love the music during these bits ship and red robes. okay. INTO THE SKY? darkness and the voidfish!!!!!!! YEA BOI!!!!! thick book bound in blue leather and silver trim. hey. does the director have a spell book because. those are pretty close to the BOB colors. larry burnsides GRIFFIN SHUT UP DON'T DO THIS aw barry bluejeans :( well hidden cavern klarg!!!!! it's me!!!!!!!!!! oh shit is this- FUCK IT IS THE IMAGE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE ARC 6 foot tall pod? swirling green fluid with someONE GROWING?? scroll with. a map depicting the BOB HEADQUARTERS SMALL PLAIN WOODEN CHEST WITH A RED ROBE????? circular patch with 12 circles with IPRE ? god fuck i've heard that before WHERE !!!!! oh it's the red robes thing! yuh oh wait didn't he. leave a note for mAGNUS into the coin? WHY DO THEY HAVE ONLY HOURS!!!! WHAT IS IT!!!!!!! WHO IS IT!!!! I'M NOT FUCKIN READY BUT I'M SO JAZZED!!!! hey grif i swan to jon if you cut off the episode before we find out who it is i'm jumping out a window army of shadows columns of tar with red and green and blue dripping down silver ship relief when it flies away human man, crimson robe uniform with the circle patch black spike shoots into him from the horde he smiles well. we'll get him next time. GRIFFIN GRIFFIN YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRIFFIN I LOVE THIS BUT YOU F U C KE R!!!!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS BARRY WAS THIS HUGE PLOTPOINT THE WHOLE TIME WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL THE ADS FOR OTHER PODCASTS ARE PLAYING BUT I'M GONNA KEEP YELLING G O D GRIFFIN!!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!! BARRY BLUEJEANS!!!!!!!