#‘bunch of honkers’

[nyx-163]

CLEO???!!!

i genuinely had to pause the video to process that

[scoliosisgoblin]

Any plan to buy a Peter plushie or any Yb merch?

I'm broke lmao

I would love a yb plushie tbh, it looks really cute, but I'd rather get a second hand one, don't wanna give the creators money

cutie patootie

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

I talk about "Darkly Dawns the Duck" a lot, but also... man "Steerminator" is such a good episode, too

Something about the fact that Gosalyn has been in incredibly danger so many times in the series. And there have been other villains that actually actively tried to kill her; yet she begs to go on crime fighting missions.

But when she sees Taurus Bulba again. She freezes.

[hackedmotionsensors]

I got the elder scrolls cookbook bc I'm in a PHASE right now but the binding is all coming apart (probably bc the book is OLD Lol)

but the recipes for this one are probably the most....not exactly advanced but the most MATURE of the books I have so far. Both in terms of I guess skill but also like.....

the Minecraft cookbook and Stardew Valley ones are very....what a fun little treat we are making. Even if its like a Salmon dinner lol

The Elder Scrolls one is like......me and 12 of my weird nerd friends are going to have a viking themed cosplay night and Bill is in charge of the MEAD and I'm in charge of the Honker Tusk Roast or whatever lol

so basically its been the hardest one for me to pick simple recipes that one person can enjoy (I FOUND A FEW!)

The Minecraft Cookbook is easily the best of the bunch that I have. Its very kid friendly, very beginner friendly and since Minecraft as a game involves a lot of learning it has a lot of rreally fun teachable moments but also your food is in lil cubes and thats cute.

Lol I'll make a huge review of all the books once i've cooked at least one thing from all of them. But it cost a fair amount of money buying fucking spices like what the hell is that about

[rhysofcourse]

can transmasc chasers stop outing themselves in the posts that are like “when the he/they has MAAAASSIVE honkers and i have to treat them like a man 😖” like we get it you either see trans men as threats, women lite tm or adult content but could you keep it to yourself and then tie yourself to a bunch of boulders falling off a cliff thanks

[drowsynyuu]

BOOB OBSESSED ミ★ eijirou k.

NSFW BELOW~ mha masterlist!!

cw: could be seen as gender neutral but was written with fem reader in mind, eijirou plays with your honkers, just a bunch of boobie obsessed kiri headcanons, y/n is described to have bigger honkers

a/n: my cat was making biscuits while sitting on my lap and he kept trying to make biscuits on my skin but it hurt so i kept trying to make him aim him paws on my blanket 😭

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“baby? can i try something?” eijirou asked as he cuddled close to you, his head resting on your chest as he looked up at you sweetly. you honestly weren’t expecting what he was going to say next due to how innocent he was acting.

“what do you wanna try?” you ask as you play with his hair, your fingers running through his hair.

“wanna suck ‘em..” he mutters softly, glancing at your chest. you feel heat come to your cheeks, but you only lifted your sweater a little, watching as his eyes lit up. “you really gonna let me?” he asked enthusiastically.

“m-mhm.. be careful though.. i’m a little sensitive.” you say softly, watching as he kissed your chest sweetly. he makes eye contact as he takes one of your nipples in his mouth, his hand playing with the other.

he enjoyed the soft sounds that left your lips, looking at you hungrily as he let your nipple free, his pupils blowing out as he played with your chest, happily squeezing at the soft skin.

from now on— he may or may not have a oral fixation involving your chest…

[bear-boi-5]

Tee hee honkers

Boom, Swag and Chris titties

I drew it because I could and to get and idea of what their bodies look like underneath. Lot of scarring from a bunch a different things, primarily wars. And a lot of body hair. I like drawing body hair.

[looks-golden]

another bunch of incorrect ducktales quotes

Gosalyn: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Dewey: This is a lie.

Dewey: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Dewey: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Louie: Huey said its my turn with the brain cell.

Dewey: Square up.

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Honkers: And what do I get out of this?

Gosalyn : I will give you a dollar.

Honkers: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Gosalyn : How bout two dollars?

Honkers: You got yourself a deal.

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Gosalyn : I'm very scary.

Drake: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Gosalyn : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Drake: And small.

Gosalyn :

Gosalyn : ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Lena: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Honkers: How did you find us?

Lena: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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May, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

June: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later*

June: Here you go.

May:

June:

Dewey: Why am I here?

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Boyd: Would never stab anyone.

May: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Dewey: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Webby: Would stab without warning.

Gosalyn : Would stab as a warning.

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Gosalyn : There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dewey way.

Honkers: Isn't that the wrong way?

Gosalyn : Yes, but it's faster.

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Dewey: Are you reading fan fiction?

Honkers, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Dewey: Oh, is it on AO3?

Honkers: This is CNN.

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Lena: What are you in the mood for?

Webby: World domination.

Lena: That's a bit ambitious.

Webby: You are my world.

Lena: Aww...

Webby:

Lena:

Webby:

Lena: OH.

=================================Violet: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

May: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Violet: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

June: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

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Doofus: Count me in!

Violet: Who the hell are you?! Doofus: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.

Violet: Oh yeah, Boyd! How are they doing?

Doofus: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.

Dewey: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

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Huey, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

June: But Huey, we don't smoke.

Huey: Cut the crap, June. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Huey: *points at Dewey* One! *points at Louie* Two! *points at Webby* Three! *points at Gosalyn * Four! *points at June* Five!

Huey: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Gosalyn : *puts a cigarrette in Huey's hand*

Huey: Thank you. ...Light? The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Doofus: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Webby: Get two more chairs.

Dewey: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Violet: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Gosalyn : I would never be near children.

Lena: Get rid of two kids.

=================================Webby: *yawns*

Lena: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Webby: Then you must be exhuasted.

May: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Lena: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Webby: I saw you.

Lena: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of June in a turkey costume.

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Lena: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Gosalyn : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Lena: But pink.

May: And it's hot.

Lena: PINK! =================================

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Lena: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad... =================================

[radarsteddybear]

In addition to Fraggles, I also got to see a whole bunch of Sesame Street puppets! Elmo, Prairie Dawn, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird were all at the Museum of the Moving Image, while Grover, the Count, Ernie and Bert, and Slimey were all part of The Jim Henson Exhibition: Imagination Unlimited. The last picture, of Oscar, Elmo, and Rosita, is from the Smithsonian.

(I apologize for the blurry pictures; the lighting in these exhibits wasn't always conducive to photography.)

Bonus picture of a Sesame Street Honker under the cut:

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Short replies! As many as I can write in 30 minutes! Let’s goooooooooo

Anonymous asked:

Deuce should have put a ring on his mom if he didn't want anyone to flirt with her. she's free for picking

Yeah, by the time Deuce figures it out there’s going to be a line of people who want to put a ring on his mom, and I stand in this line too.

Anonymous asked:

Which anime characters do you love drawing the most?

This is such a difficult question to answer, I can’t pick 😭 Pretty much every title that we watch or read or play has a bunch of characters that I adore drawing, but I guess I gravitate towards characters with long hair and unusual hairstyles or outfits?? I also feel the urge to try to draw a character when they are out of my comfort zone, which doesn’t mean that I always do it or good at it, but I always have fun drawing stuff in a different art style (like the guys from Scott Pilgrim),with complicated outfits (like Barok van Zieks) or with mechanic parts (like Ortho!)… but the last one is pretty recent, I just noticed that I kind of enjoy drawing it. I guess I love a challenge? In a way? It’s just more fun that way.

By my comfort type of character and a default option would be a gloomy boy/girl in a hoody, my heart is always smiling whenever I draw this type.

Examples of some of my faves throughout the years (without twst): Levi (SnK), Ainosuke (sk8), Killua (HxH), Shiroba (DMMD), Apollo Justice (AA), Geto (JJK)… this is just a few of them.

I also still think that Prussia from Hetalia is our ultimate boy because I’ve been drawing him for about 15 years now lol

Anonymous asked:

Omg, your boob post,bless u... What would Riddle think of her childhood friend having those honkers though?? (Also, her burying her face in those tits or fondling them with curiosity lol)

Ahh thank you so much, Anon!! <3

I still giggle every time I think about how we ended up with poor Riddle being surrounded by busty girls, I swear it wasn’t intentional. But the more I think about it, the funnier and more Freudian it gets… what an aggressive way to heal mommy issues and an acute deficiency of tight hugs.

To answer your question, I think Riddle was kind of surprised when she saw Trey after being separated because she didn’t think boobs could get that big. Logically yes, it makes sense, but seeing it in person is different. Riddle always does her best to be proper and act like a lady, but I can imagine her eyes sliding down all the time during their first conversation. Trey would absolutely notice…

Riddle is indeed very curious, and it’s pretty obvious, but she would never talk about it or even ask to touch Trey’s boobs, but maybe one day… you know, for science… or Trey is just going to offer it herself lol save that girl, Trey.

Honestly? If Riddle could just bury her face in Trey’s chest for a minute or two, I think a lot of her tantrums would just… not happen. She would be so calm…

Alright, now Trey owes this to humanity.

blackbutlerfandomnerddomain asked:

Why do I deeply headcanon Night Raven Collage have orgies? I kind of blame you

😭Look at us being the worst influence on this fandom LOL

Ironically, I don't think we ever talked about orgies and such?

NRC might have a secret student society for orgies though...

Anonymous asked:

Eric Venue can get it though 🥵

And he did! That’s how we got Vil 🥰

hipsterteller asked:

Have you seen Vil’s father?! And why do I get a feeling you might be putting him and Trein together?

Yes, we have! He looks great, and based on everything we’ve seen and heard so far (as always, we aren’t watching the event just yet), he is everything we wished and expected him to be, so I’m very satisfied hehe.

I don’t know about your feeling though, do you want us to? 👀 Is it because of another certain stylish young man?

We don’t know who we’re going to ship Papa Schoenheit with though, only time will tell…

Anonymous asked:

just wanted to say i absolutely adore your Ortho x Vil stuff!

Thank you so much, Anon!! <3 I am very happy that you love them!

Anonymous asked:

Do ya think Sebek has fantasies ab breeding Malleus

Kind of talked about it here!

But also in general, I feel like Sebek has all kinds of dreams about Malleus, like he wouldn’t dare to actively fantasise about it, but his mind keeps showing him so many naughty scenarios that he finds it very difficult to look at Malleus after that sometimes…

Anonymous asked:

Do you guys ever think about how Floyd would try to breed Riddle?

Because he probably didn't understand how human bodies work at first (was probably taught but got bored listening)

Floyd probably like : Where the baby bump?

Then Riddle would be like : Baby bump? I can't have babies -

*insert small sad Floyd in eel form here*

Awwww, poor eel, he was so sure that he found his mate 😔 Keep trying, buddy, maybe you’ll get him next time. Or the time after that. Basically, just keep mating with him until you change his entire anatomy lol

We haven’t really thought about this specific theme, but we did talk about Floyd being in heat and being all over Riddle, so at least there’s that!

Anonymous asked:

Hello!!  Iirc, you guys don't read the TWST mangas or light novel right?  There's a bit in the new 4-koma manga I'd thought you'd like: Rook, Leona, and Idia have to paint something and then make it move with magic.  Rook paints himself about to shoot an arrow that always aims at Leona.  Then the Rook in the painting comes to life and terrorizes the Savanaclaw students, so Leona smacks Painting!Rook with his canvas where P!Rook decides to stay.  Leona's okay with it cause it means he doesn't have to paint anything.  Idia's just there to judge I guess.

(new head canon, Leona's a pillow princess)

Hi Anon! Yeah, I heard that they’re making a 4-koma manga, and even though we don’t read any additional twst material, I really love that they’re making it! I love 4-komas, they’re silly lol

The one that you described is golden and pretty in-character; god poor Idia who had to witness all that lol I love that just running around and shooting beast boys is pretty much Rook’s entire essence…

It also makes sense that Leona would do something like this omg, paint your own picture you lazy bitch 😭

(also not a headcanon, Anon, this is 100% factual)

Anonymous asked:

I….That anon was….personally offended by a headcanon? I’m so confused…

(related to this reply)

Maybe?? I don’t know, but they weren’t rude about it or anything, so I hope it’s all good.

Anonymous asked:

Jade can gaslight me all he wants…

Don't encourage him, Anon... he is already very ill-behaved.

Anonymous asked:

Jinx from Arcane looks like Idia’s long lost sister.

Don't know much about her other than her design and some bits and pieces of her story, but Idia with two pigtails would look very cute.

[oh-he-grows]

I harvested the garlic today! 91 bulbs, so only 9 failed or died early. bunched and hung up in the garage to cure (eye hooks and rubberbands).

I used 5 gallon containers filled with compost, planted one clove for each gallon of soil, fertilized with organic 3-3-3 and mycorrhizae, then did nothing else for 7 months. no watering, no extra fertilizer, nothing. California Softneck. Here's the link to my first garlic update, with the video that inspired me to plant in containers this year.

Typically a mid-october planting would be ready in june or july but it's been a hot winter/spring. Our last frost date is usually the second week of april, but this year it was mid-february. 90 degree temps in march and april probably helped these guys get done too early. As a result, I failed to realize when they were ready to harvest a few weeks ago (a recurring problem with me) so they may have fewer layers of skin than I would like, but it shouldn't be a problem.

last year I also waited too late to harvest, but like, WAY too late, so a lot of bulbs were left with exposed cloves, but that didn't happen this time. only 3 bulbs were so small that I didn't bother harvesting, everything else is medium/small sized. a few honkers for sure but nothing special.

even though I have yet to perfect it, garlic is one of my favorite things to plant because they're literally the easiest thing to plant, are used in basically every recipe, and the unique leaves are beautiful in early spring.

[ryuzatodraws-archive]

Cock sizes are well and good, but personally I'm very interested in the Papas boob sizes

I just know secondos got the biggest of the bunch

No doubt Secondo got the biggest set of honkers , next we have Copia’s with his soft bewbies. Coming up at number 3 we have 3 himself, Terzo. Solid , good shape still ,some fat apparent but good form with hair, matching his brother

And then we have Primo

[rubbersoles19]

Which is your favorite friendship that you enjoy writing for 7 AM EST?

Hmmmmm, that's a tough one.

I feel like I'm full of things to say about pretty much every relationship I write. So I'll rank a handful of them instead lol

Any of the Mallards. Gosalyn is a perfectly sarcastic, witty straight man to her dad and her uncle that the chemistry there is dynamite. They are so over the top in different ways, and she's ready to offer some biting banter that cuts them down the size. Drake and Gosalyn have perfected their sarcastic exchanges over the years, and know perfectly well where the line is between banter and hurtful, making them the picture of conversational ease and comfort. Gosalyn and Diver is both awkward at times (all things considered) and also very authentic. They've got stuff to work through, but that's not standing in the way of them being family and treating the other as such. And of course there's Drake and Diver, who juggle the "comedic back and forth" with "casual threats of bodily harm." Their affection and conversations go more unspoken because they have so much shared history, giving them more time to argue - sometimes in a fun way - and they have a lot more in common than people might immediately assume. Any scene with any combination of these three is energizing to write, and hopefully endlessly entertaining.

A set of very unique relationships in the series is Drake with Bully, Fenton, and Scrooge. Those three are some of the only peers that Drake has in the series, and he has a different level of respect, professionalism, and familiarity when speaking with any of them. Scrooge is something like his boss and his friend, Bully is a childhood friend/fellow professional/partner in crime/some level of authority of Drake, and Fenton is a fellow master of his craft (a craft that couldn't be more different than Drake's) as well as something of a newbie when it comes to the whole "hero" thing. Plus, it's refreshing to write a bunch of mature adults speaking and behaving like adults.

Obviously the trio comes next - Gosalyn, Chickpea, and Honker. I only put these three in third place because they are still kids, they are childhood friends, and the stakes are much lower. They're more honest with each other and open about stuff, and they know that an argument or misunderstanding isn't going to risk businesses or lives.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Got any more transfem Aaron hcs I’m very invested

Love it when people get invested in my nonsense ideas. It’s lovely :)

-Aaron uses she/they but more as a ‘wants to use she/her but doesn’t want to be too much of a nuisance’ way than an ‘actually comfortable with she/they’ kind of way.

-She’s not sure about medically transitioning because the idea of surgery and stuff is a little scary. And not to mention going to therapy sessions is just a little awkward for her. However, if she ever opens up to the idea of it, Aphmau already has a bunch of therapists and doctors numbers memorised to ask them for their recommendations and for booking sessions and everything.

-the first thing Dante said to her after finding out was ‘at least you won’t need to worry about top surgery’ and poked her boob.

-Aphmau and Nana love doing Aaron’s makeup and trying to teach her how to do it herself.

-Travis was only really good for telling her about groups that help trans people out and resources to find things out about the medical and legal side do things. He says he’s too much the other side of trans to actually give any good words of encouragement.

-She’s strict about her parents not finding out, and was too about her siblings. But Melissa found out through Zianna and her big mouth. She actually felt really bad that she didn’t make Aaron feel safe telling her this stuff.

-Aaron isn’t sure on another name she wants to use. She’s fine with Aaron for now, even though it sometimes feels icky. Aphmau keeps suggesting A names because she wants to continue to match.

-Garroth has been growing a beard and working out more so that he seems more masculine than Aaron does as his own small way of helping.

-Garroth also called Aaron pretty once and she got all flustered. So it’s just become a very common compliment in their house for her.

-Aaron came out immediately after her partners collectively bought her a bra as a gag gift. For her giant honkers.

-she’s fine with her kids calling her dad. However baby Alina calls everyone with long hair ‘mama’ (much to Aphmau’s annoyance) so she calls Aaron mama too. And she likes that a lot.

-She gets huge gender envy about Katelyn (especially when she’s buff)

-She’s started smoking more since she figured it out because it’s just a big source of stress and smoking helps.

-Laurence takes her shopping for some more feminine clothes sometimes with Cadenza, when she’s feeling brave enough, since Laurence and Cadenza the two most stylish members of the cast (ignoring what Laurence wears in canon), but they both end up buying more clothes than Aaron does.

[artfightdramaconfessions]

Just found this blog and im so happy I have somewhere to rant about this lol. Someone drew my (clearly stated) transmasc oc with HUGE feminine features, clearly visible from under his hoodie. This included giant honkers, but also a thin/defined waist, rounded face, the whole nine yards- it's literally the FIRST LINE in his bio that he's a dude! A trans one, but still! He has eyelashes on his ref, but they're stylized ones that are a part of the eye- I give them to a bunch of my OCs, gender be damned. And it's not like he's drawn with chesticles on his ref either, he's totally flat. It just seems like the artist saw the eyelashes and went "ooh!! eyelash = girl!! girl = BIG BOOBS!!!" because I genuinely don't know how they came to that conclusion any other way (besides just plain transphobia). They attacked me near the start of ArtFight and I didn't want to report the art for being misrepresenting of my OC, but I kinda regret not doing it but think it'd be a jerk move to report it now. All I'm gonna do is not upload it to his Toyhouse page and hope nobody asks about it.

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[katyspersonal]

Kids dodging the Choir be like

Black Church doctor:

Henryk:

Little Viola and a bunch of various orphaned children: *are just chilling in the room doing little kids things*

Black Church doctor: So... We can't take them to the Orphanage since all of them are not orphans, but your legitimate children?

Henryk: 👍

Black Church doctor:

Black Church doctor: And who is their mother, then?!

[Valtr walks into a room, very very poorly disguised as the most stereotypically Woman TM ever, in dress with accessories and fake honkers n all, think of that time in Jojo's Chapter 2 where he tried to pretend to be a woman to sneak past the soldiers you remember xd Like it is even funnier if he is wearing his bucket helmet, but he painted eyelashes and lipstick over it ;-; xdddd]

[audience laugher track plays]

Valtr: *poorly attempting high-pitched voice* Darling, are you having thOSE SHIT-ST- uuuurgh, I mean, guests over again? 💄 🥺 Don't you know that tHOSE SCUM- errr, that unfamiliar people make children feel disturbed? 😘

Black Church doctor: Wait, familiar vo-

Valtr: *pushing them out through the door* I apologise, but it is time for the babies to go to bed! 💋 We truly would have appreciated your visit at any other day, dISGUSTING FIL- uhhh, honorable servant of the Healing Church!

[Valtr ends up pushing the Church member out of the house despite their protests, seems like they gave up upon further bothering about "babies having their bed time". ....Several seconds later, Valtr pulls his weapon out of thin air and absolutely obliterates the guy, grinding them into a bloody pulp.]

[audience laugher track plays]

Valtr: *returns in the house, all bloodied, victoriously holding a Vermin in his fist* Hey, who wants to smash a Vermin? :D

Children: DAAAAAAAAAD, mister Valtr is acting weird and seeing some insects that aren't here again :'(

Henryk: *facepalms*

Valtr: What? Hm, you want to know why have I even agreed to put on the show, since I have destroyed that scum in the end?

Henryk: 👍

Valtr: I just like looking nice!

[audience laugher track plays]

Henryk: *sighs* I should have asked Eileen instead... If everyone coming to our place never returns, they are going to suspect something...

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[some time later...]

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Black Church doctor 2 the sequel: So... We can't take them to the Orphanage since all of them are not orphans, but your legitimate children?

Eileen: You heard right.

Black Church doctor 2:

Eileen:

Black Church doctor 2: Aren't they too old, though?!

[camera cuts to the full screen, revealing that Eileen had Valtr and Henryk tucked like little babies. audience laugher track plays]

Valtr: *whispering to Henryk* ...this is not what we meant...

Henryk: Shut up and sleep tight, you dunce ☝️

Little Viola: [stabs the Church doctor from the back to death]

[audience laugher track plays]