#“Wake up and smell the coffee”

[pukexnxspew]

It's so weird when you think back at the people who used to hit you up when you were younger and the things they would say to you because "they liked and cared about you". Disgusting

[eyesteeth]

i wish carpenter was real :[ i want her to give me a hug…

[beautifulphoenixchild]

Good morning!

[emily-in-crisis]

i hope for cobra kai season 6 they get silver back on cocaine bc he was funny as fuck in kk3

[brighteuphony]

This may sound odd, but I look at your work prior to reading fics to set up the visual format in my mind; almost like how you would sniff coffee beans before smelling a new perfume. It cleanses the visual palette and makes my minds eye see things how I want them to look. So thank you for that.

Aww, that's so sweet, thank you so much!!

[blood-orange-juice]

In my previous lab I got some people hooked on matcha latte (the trick is that you need to ask for coconut or coconut+rice milk with it, any other kind ruins the taste). Here I'm handing out coffee capsules like candy and I think I know where this is going.

[starrishly]

when you get this ask you have to answer with 5 of ur fav songs and then send this ask to 10 or ur favourite followers :)

i have soso many songs i love but these are the first ones that came to mind 🫶

[terrence-silver]

No because I don't understand why they made such a big deal of out community college. Community college is literally a great option if you don't want to go into debt, especially compared to big, expensive, universities(ahem...). I don't get it either.

Community college is just...a college. It ain't the plague.

You're not a loser for it. An education is an education.

It is always worthy by default of being an education.

It is just as valid and worthy as any other college. You can bring it up in your resume. Put it on your CV. It counts. You can apply to jobs with it. Start a career with it. Or not. What I mean to say is, a diploma is still a diploma and it is an excellent option considering many people don't even have that much available to them. Will never understand why characters in American-centric media always have to go some rich people adjacent private schools wildly above their budget or even lifestyle and they feel like they've failed in life if they don't get there. You wanna go to Standford and MIT when the pipes in your roof have literally leaked and collapsed, Miguel!? Your single working mom has a baby on the way and your stepfather is unemployed!? And you want Stanford!? You see the frat boys from the fancy school literally make Kyler eat off of the floor as punishment and you still see this as an aspirational learning environment you dream about!? Like, help me understand!?

[madamemachikonew]

I needed a palate cleanser so... yeah. Kaveh. Don't ask me why.

Reader has a drunken one-night stand with Kaveh. This is the aftermath in the morning.

[jynersq]

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[tuliplovesfictionalcharacters]

Not me getting the most random Godot kin memories😭😭

Kristoph Gavin stole my cat. This was post-prison release, and just after Phoenix got disbarred. I had made good friends with Kristoph before that, but he randomly started hating me. And then he stole my cat.

[abimee]

I love your art. it looks like it would smell like grapeseed oil

anosmia moment had to look up what grapeseed oil smells like cause i couldnt decipher it in my kitchen cupboard

i really like this. i like when people say my art would smell nice because if im honest when i imagine the scent of my art i imagine burned in cigarette and weed smell in a carpet, Comet cleaning powder, fish, and Red Door perfume

[unknownarmageddon]

tomorrow is your last one cackles

AND, funnily, tomorrrow is also the last day before i go see hozier

YEAHH let’s fucking go dude

[vinylstitch]

hey there! welcome to our blog! we are a traumagenic spiritual system of 300+ alters!

we have several system names ( vinyl scratch, vinyl patches, vinyl stitch, night sky stage, skyward) + collective names ( vinnie, c.j, spencer, patches, callum, scratch, cyrus, jace) and use he/him, they/them, & autism neopronouns (note 2 self put the full forms here later) we are bodily 18, and some of us do engage in NSFW content. (it will always be tagged with #warn nsfw collectively we are very mentally ill (audhd, schizospec, depression & anxiety, several personality disorders, and severe pathological demand avoidance to top it all off) + we are not able bodied

things we post about include but are not limited to: mogai, systemhood, FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN, the legend of zelda, substances, disability, and general gayness :) our partner system is @cassettedeckchaos 💙

we block freely, and without hesitation!

posters + their tags under the cut!

NEON / Archie / Ori —he/it/zip/beep/bop+— tags posts with #neon lights of the city 🚫

JETSETFUTURE —he/she/red/rad/ech/bam/hel/blo/nor/fag— tags posts with #balls deep in a code red mountain dew can 💢

Shady / Darnell —He/They + Make up neos if you’re sexy like that— tags posts with #wake up smell the coffee 🌃

Kitty —he/it/purr/mew/nya/kiss/lo/bow— tags posts with #pspsp here kitty kitty 🎀 ( ⚠️ NSFW WARNING)

Tough —he/they/to/tis— tags posts with #tough and tumblr ✖️

Prometheus —he/flame/ash/gas/hit + arson related neos— tags posts with #aw…scared of fire? 🔥

ANNIE! —FIZZ/LEV/BUB/ZHE/SHE/BITE/BUG/RED/X3– tags posts with #TAKE A SWIG OF THIS! 👾

Kandi —she/any except he ( we’ve gotta be friends for that! :3 )— tags posts with #what are we having for dinner? kandi of course! 🍬

Two-Bit —he/sweet/she/shi/de/ser/fizz/hit/ACAB— tags posts with #shoot stars not guns🪙

Tomfoolery —he/it/ix/thon/dei/exp/mat/shey/ki/fag— tags posts with #up to some antics 🧨

Lavender —he/dye/spar/high/blitz/bang + she with trusted ppl— tags posts with #​u hate it when girls have guns dont u? 🎤

Cyclops —he/him— tags posts with #i’ve got my eye on you 🥨

Julian —he/they/fu/kitty— tags posts with #tales from the underground 🎮

Selever —de/bat/ev/it/he/dae/ve/lo— tags posts with #love casanova 🦇

Gold —He/They— tags posts with #A shimmer from the shadows 🌇

DJX —He/She/It/X/Any— tags posts with #brought to you by sick beatz radio 💿

Cyrix —it/he/co/fi/byte— tags posts with #welcome to the next level! 💚

Lewis —he/him— tags posts with #the taxidermy of lew and me 🕯️

Sonia — Sie/She/They/Vai — tags posts with #From the royal court of Princess Zelda 📚

Hazard —he/tox— tags posts with #<CAUTION> watch your step ⚠

Hanzou —They/Them— tags posts with #they slash them 🍡

[sleepyowlet]

I watched a great video by Renegade Cut last night, and a realisation dropped on me like a ton of bricks.

In it, he does an analysis of what kind of rhetoric the Far Right uses to defame queer people and how that works.

And I realized that antis are doing the exact same thing.

Leon says in the video, that (and I paraphrase) fascists link queerness to sexualisation and paedophilia and blatantly make shit up to get a reaction out of the queer community. And then you're damned if you do and damned if you don't; if you try to refute these allegations, they will frame it as you defending paedophilia, but if you don't say anything it's worse - they will take it as an admission of guilt.

And that's what antis are doing. That exact same thing right out of the fash playbook.

Antis link fiction to RL paedophilia and other kinds of abuse. And they blatantly make shit up (like the whole normalisation argument) that has no foot in reality and has been refuted by researchers multiple times. They harass and attack people just wanting to enjoy fiction, and if you do defend your right to engage with fiction any way you like, they will call you a secret paedophile or an abuser. They will say you defend paedophilia and abuse.

But if you don't defend yourself, it's worse. And that is why we need to push back against this bullshit.

I'm not claiming that antis are crypto-fascists. I think that most of them don't even know what the word means. But they do use the same rhetoric and they parrot fash ideological talking points ("wholesome" vs. "degenerate", sex and specifically kink negativity, mental "hygiene", and "think of the children") just like TERFs do. Because in the end, they don't give a shit about the actual well-being of actual children - they want to push their ideas of morality onto others and they want control over people. And if they don't get that control, they want everyone who doesn't fit their narrow standards to disappear. Preferably to die.

You know. Like fascists.

[coquelicoq]

does anybody else say "hay is for horses, cows, and sheep. too bad you're a jackass" when someone yells "hey!" at them or is that another thing my dad made up