@faztastiic 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 : He's squinting for a moment before tilting his head to the side at the other, " I need you to know that I am doing my best to not attack a plex worker who is treating people poorly." He pauses, ". . . . Care to join me?" (violence!!!)
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If Funfred wasn't already getting violent or enjoying the company of a rabbit companion then he was either entertaining or passing the time watching a slice of cake or a whole one if he got lucky enough to steal one for himself . Not that he can eat he just likes to look at them .
He looks up from the strawberry shortcake . A smile in his glassy-plasticine eyes almost . Just pleased to see him crawling back as always . 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐨𝐥' 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐟𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 , 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞 .
❝ Aw, and you thought of me ? You actually thought to come here and find me so we can maim and torture this employee together ? Beefjerky , I-I'm overcome ! You sweetsurbose you ! ❞ He's teasing in a way , though the elation was far from forced .
❝ LETS DO IT ! ❞ The Funtime Panda spins around , letting the cake know he'll be back for it later and joins Freddy's side . ❝ I think I'm starting to rub off on you , you know ? I am so proud ! Lets just say this guy's gonna have a workplace accident , maybe even die . ❞
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@faztastiic 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍: "what are you doing?"
★ PEOPLE WHO AREN'T USED TO KINDNESS
❝ Pouring gasoline into the air fryer so that when they open the this kitchen tomorrow ... we'll fry us some casualties ! ❞ It really should be no surprise that the animatronic panda has swiped a jug of gasoline from the Raceway and decided to be creative with this feat.
𝐎𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 . ❝ Besides I'm doing this FOR YOU the awkward , pimply teen that runs this stand said some AWFUL things about you this morning . I don't like anyone talking about such a special friend that way . ❞ Isn't that nice ? ❝ Don't worry I'm sure they'll put out most of the damage and , HEY , I'll bet they'll blame him too , dead or alive , because he's new ! You can thank me after . ❞
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