#✧.° ⦙ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ. — ❪ & anon. ❫

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are you in the pokemon rpc?

absolute the fuck not

i’m on hiatus still; and typically not on tumblr in general. i just come on to send thoughtful questions to people every now and then. i still think it’s silly to wait on memes to make everyone’s day by sending things in, so i do that.

speaking of. im gone now. byeee.

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Bon would lowkey dress up as Shadow Queen Peach for Halloween if she was feeling gothy.

wym low key

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go make out with a cute girl. you'll feel better

———— 🌺┊     ❝ OH, SPLENDID IDEA... I'll harass my girlfriend. And then immediately go back to playing, but... hey, that's life. I wanna win! ❞  

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Do you have five tropes that fit your muse well? Of these five, what do you think summarizes best your muse's archetype? How often do you see it being used in roleplay? (fingerguns)

you nerds didnt have to send me one back… mwah… im glad you all liked the question, though!

Her main trope, the one simultaneously frequently used in roleplay and thus the one that summarizes her best, is the Magical Idol Singer trope. She very obviously follows the mahou shoujo archetype, being a girl blessed with an unusual power that she wishes to benefit the world with. Her variance from this trope primarily exists in her more sadistic and cruel personality, but the roots are grounded --- and she typically means well.

Two more tropes that go hand-in-hand with one another would be the Lovable Alpha Bitch and Spoiled Sweet. The former mentions beauty, popularity, and manipulation --- all things that she harbored during her time when she was pointedly out to be the worst person for attention, as well as things that still very much so exist in her character as we speak. Despite this, the latter trait still defines her well --- she has made a heel-face turn over the two years I have been writing her. Spoiled Sweet does not mean that she's completely saintly like the Princess Classic trope --- she is still rather naivete, she's definitely still shallow, and she's more selfish than she lets on, though she has trouble defining what is and isn't selfish. All the same, she's massively loyal and wishes the best for everyone.

Another trope that I didn't know of, but my inevitable link clicking at TvTropes had led me to look into, seems to work wonderfully with her: Little Miss Badass. It's an attack on her character, actually --- doesn't look her age, if they look cute they're using it to their advantage to manipulate others, but still has innocence and a good-nature. And, most notably, they grow into the Pretty Princess Powerhouse trope, the one I generally think of when it comes to her.

I've, uh, technically listed five, though two pairs of them were relatively close to one another. So to top this off, I'll put two more obvious ones here --- Beware the Nice Ones is definitely one that she fits snugly under; most people are well aware she's got a switch of sorts and it's tied to her patience. The other would be Girls with Guns, considering she's always packing heat. Always.

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bonbon, more like

            ☪️ —— ❝ You jelly, fish? ❞  

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Is Yin hyperglycemic(?)

hypo (low). bio-luminescence is the product of bacteria that symbiotically eats sugar and amino acids from the squid with it. hers are a little wonky due to... reasons, so she requires a sugar supply frequently. it’s why she can bake sweet treats pretty well, though she usually stocks up so she isn’t feeling dizzy or faint in the middle of a crowd.

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letting bon in your inbox is like willingly inviting various yokai into your home and expecting to come back to a house that isn't rubble at the bottom of the ocean

———— 🌺┊     ❝ D'AWWW, HONEY… I’d like to think, instead of being at the bottom of the ocean, I’ve just turned your house into like, some bangin’ sculpture. I could probably pass it off as modern art or something. All I would need is a banana to top it off. ❞  

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happy late birthday you gay fucking nerd. go kiss a girl

———— 🌺┊     ❝ EHEHE... BELIEVE ME, that is indeed my intention. Nothing says a good birthday like being pampered by cute girls. Gay or not, really --- girls are great. Wouldn't you agree? ❞  

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ppl be like "bons so cute/hot! id totally date her!" no bro you dont understand. bon is a devil. shell steal your blankets and candy and when you fight back shell threaten u with getting smooched on until u fuckin black out. she is a litle creacher demon creacher. do not trust

            ☪️ —— ❝ Nooo… I’d neverrr do such a thing! They’re just going missing, that’s all! And the smooches are toootes not relevant…! Even if you wake up without pillows, candy, or blankets, I have nothing to do with that! ❞  

The dragon stash she’s sitting on begs to differ, but dead men can’t tell tall tales.

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baba

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a letter is slipped into her mailbox, the envelope containing a relatively normal- albeit somewhat cheesy- birthday card. Until she opens it that is- it's spring loaded with plenty of fine glitter, complete with a tinny upbeat song designed to mock it's receiver. the message inside simply reads 'bitch u thought' in immature scrawl- and signed simply as 'A. 4'

———— 🌺┊      SIMPLE SUFFICES, but this wasn’t quite what she’d anticipated. Her head lurches back, chin tucked into her neck as her eyes nigh blink out “why” in Morse code. Little does the devil know, her skin absorbs the glitter, thinking little of it considering the compound that makes up her more blood-like ink.

❝ Ah — thanks, ❞   she mumbles in monotone, fallen lids curtaining her thousand-yard stare across the field.   ❝ I’ll pass around the kindness, while I’m at it. Everyone loves glitter, right? Jeez, did you like, find some twelve-kay year old midi file? What did you do to this poor song? I’m going to have to avenge it or something… ❞  

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yknow, the gamer girl bath water chick is getting sued because the bath water she's selling isn't actually hers

            ☪️ —— ❝ Is that so? Why would you... go through the effort of collecting someone else's bath water to sell? It's not hard to just, like, grab a mason jar and use your own. I---   

---Should just keep my mouth shut about my own plans. But at least it wasn't illegal. ❞  

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Shadow Queen Bon would be a pretty good AU to start with.

it would. and i’d do smt w it during Spooky Month if i can draw decently enough for it... i will see...........

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new half life game announced baybeee

———— 🌺┊     ❝ I MEAN, I'M PRETTY INTERESTED! Mama's developed a VR room in Nouveau's Headquarters, so I can always stop by and play. I just hope, like, it has non-VR capability. Some people aren't fond of that kinda stuff. ❞  

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People pay a lot for bath water but did you know they also pay a lot for socks and stockings? Even worn ones, probably for more

———— 🌺┊     ❝ I... DON'T THINK I WANT TO KNOW WHY. Nor do I think I wanna know what they'd be doing with those... ❞   Oh, the thought very violently shivers her from core up.   ❝ It's... a good thing I don't need money, then, huh? ❞  

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*throws salt on Yin*

            ☪️ —— She’s unsure why you did that, and most definitely not fond, so those hulking tendrils drooping down her back steadily raise to club your temple. Both take turns slamming into each side of your head, her regular arms folded along her chest as she watches.