#✿ Interaction; hippievibing/anonymous

[hippievibing]

H̶̞͙̐̐ ̘͉̦͖ͪ̈́̆͝A̖̺̥͕̼̞̣ͤ̑̄̔͡ ̤̣ͮ͠M̨̮̙͔̠͕̔ͯͮ̊ ̧͚͙̝̮̟̼̻̑̆̚ͅP͉̼͔̉ͪ͞ ̶̫͔̻̠͓͔͇̝̚Ţ͍̣͐͊̉ ͔̗̤̬̜͓̗̝̏̽͜E̷̺͇͍̙͈̼͉ͦͣ̏ ̙̖͕͙̓ͣ͑ͤ͢Ŗ̲̖̯͕̩̞̠̐ͤ 

{✿} – The most exceedingly adolescent scream that a grown man in his 30s could possibly muster, yet with total unironic sincerity. ❝Th-there’s demon hamsters in the staff room!!❞ Cue Malakai running at full speed with his comically long legs like a leaping frog out of the small office & diving into the pile of soft blankets and stuffies that were usually used for the children's ‘nap time’ and concealing himself there until he was recovered by another teacher.

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Anonymous said: *sends dick pic*

hippievibing:

{✿} – Malakai wondered if he should be concerned about the amount of nudes he was receiving. Would it be unforgivably wrong if he didn’t delete this one right away? He wasn’t even completely sure which one of his friends the sender was. He did, however, know that he wanted to find out. ❝Well, good morning to you too...!❞ Malakai chewed on his lip as he covertly messaged them back beneath the table.

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Anonymous said: *sends tit pic*

hippievibing:

{✿} – The look on his face was a mismatched combination of both mortification and amusement. ❝That is not my division.❞ He deleted the picture immediately. As photogenic as the female in question may have been, Malakai’s interest perhaps laid elsewhere.

[hippievibing]

Life lessons from your local school guidance guy

{✿} – ❝Pffft!❞ That made him chuckle, even his laughter a soft and breezy exhalation, ❝I wouldn’t call them ��life lessons’ as much as I would ‘gentle reminders’ and ‘hopeful guidance’.❞ he smiled, seeming content where he was sitting. A chai tea latte steamed warmly on the handcrafted, wooden table beside him as his Hollie Rogers ‘All That Fire’ CD set a casual ambience in the background. Everything was just fine.

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I don't like you

{✿} – Malakai wore a placid & pitying smile. They would never be truly happy if they kept on spreading unwarranted negativity like that! ❝It’s okay. You don’t have to like me...I don’t mind, but...maybe you should consider being a little nicer to people, even the people you don’t like...because remember, at the end of the day, we are all exactly that. People - and people deserve to be treated with as much kindness as you, yourself, would like to receive. Now, I’ve never met you before...but whatever’s hurting you right now will pass...try not to take it out on others, okay?❞

[hippievibing]

M̨̨̜̙ͤͭ̐̿̿̂ͫ̈́̉ͧͫ̊ͯ̈́̓͊ͦ́̚̚͝ͅA̷̵̷̢̖̬͔̟̦̳̭̜̭͕͇̟̬͍̔̔̑ͫͮͤ̽͐͟Ĺ̵̵̢̛͉̬͕̳͖̗̲͓̙ͭ̐̔́̚A̷ͬͧ͒͋ͮ̅̿ͭ͋̈͋̔̓̄͠҉̸͍̫̳̩̝̰͍̹̞̙ͅḲ̡̺͚̗̼͉͈̖̜̻̪̫̲̠̣͎̰͌ͥ̔̍̃̑ͬ̒̈́ͥͩ͟͞A̿̾ͮ̑͂̉̄̃҉̵͏͕̼͍͎͉̯̹̳̟ͅI̱͙̲̳̬͈̻̭̗̦ͩ̎̏ͤ̓ͩ̈ͫ̿̾͋͊̇ͫ͡ ̨̨͚͓͉͉̮̺̻͇͇̳̳͙̪͙̳̼̭͊͆ͣ͊̽̍ͯ̋ͪ̆ͦ̽ͮͪ̌ͯͩ̀͞M̨̡̮̜͉̠̝͔̱̳̻̘ͥ̂̌̓ͣ̎ͤ̔̊̈́͆͋ͨ̒ͮ̑͊͒̇͠Ợ̸̷̠̹͖̤͙̤͎̗͈̭ͨ̃͂ͧ̏̐ͯ̈́͛ͧ̍͆͛ͥ͋̌̈̾O̵̶̞͎̦̮̬̮̩͍̼̞͈ͬ͐̍ͨ̌̏͑̿͘͟D̵̨͎̭̭͖͛̆̐͋̈́ͯ̀̈ͣͫͮͦ̊̚͡Y̷͈̻͓̦͙̥̪͕̮̺̳̜̪͗ͩ̌̀ͫͦ͒̕ͅͅ

{✿} – Commence absolute panic as he immediately pulled all the curtains shut, but not before ensuring all the windows were locked, ❝Demons!!!❞ - And that was probably the last anyone ever heard of him until next sunrise.

[hippievibing]

You're not really gay, sweetie, you just need to find the right woman

{✿} – Malakai mordantly pressed his hand to his chest, as if making a profound but sarcastic realisation, ❝Really? Are you sure about that? Good gravy, I’ve been doing it wrong, all this time! Thank you so much for educating me on my own sexuality! This has been so enlightening!❞

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What's your favorite country?

{✿} – The question asked didn’t take much rumination to generate an easy answer. ❝I spent a lot of time in India, and learned a lot about myself there. I’d love to take my parents there, one day.❞ He replied, slowly slipping away in to an absent-minded daydream that seemed to glass over his expression in a far-off, contented sort of way.

[hippievibing]

*4'5'' Anon stares at Malakai* ... Tall. ;-; Jealous.

{✿} – At first, he was guarded under the prolonged staring in his direction, but as time seemed to show, they didn’t appear to mean him any harm. With this, he weaved the last daisy in to the flower chain he’d been making, and offered it out to them with an affable smile, gentle eyes blinking calmly in the daylight.

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If you get fat, you'll look like Bruce Vilanch

{✿} – Malakai chuckled unobtrusively against the mug of tea he was quietly sipping from, ❝Well, that’s an image for thought, I guess…❞

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A banana mysteriously appears by your leg

{✿} – Was he going to eat the banana? He was going to eat the banana.

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Sausage fucker!

{✿} – He wondered if the stranger often said that to people who were minding their own business. ❝…Well, if you want to call it that, that’s up to you, but I think the word you’re looking for is ‘gay’.❞

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GET RID OF ALL THE COUCHES WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIT

{✿} –❝Company is coming!!!❞

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That hairstyle makes you look like a girl!

{✿} – He glanced at them, unconcerned by the notion, the outline of a barely-there smile on his face, ❝Am I a pretty girl?❞

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a certain Russian man with a five-octave vocal range asked me to forward a hello from him to you.

{✿} – He could vaguely recall them having mentioned this man, once before, but they had never actually met, nor did he even know his name. ❝Uhh…h…ello…mysterious & anonymous Russian man with a five-octave vocal range! Whoever & wherever you are…❞

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*sends malakai a cat pic*

{✿} – He opened it gingerly, tentative as he revealed the picture, hoping to the universe that it wasn’t another god damn penis picture. His whole body seemed to tense up with apprehension…

❝Oh!❞ He exhaled a sigh of relief, ❝It’s just a cat! Well, this one’s permissible…this one can stay.❞ he decided in contentment that this picture was one well-received.