#❤️‍🔥my giant monster❤️‍🔥

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : I know you hate me, König, but—

König : Wait, what? You think I hate you?

Y/N : You always clam up when I enter the room, you’re always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me, and you get all tense whenever I walk close to you, and you won’t talk to me in full sentences and— oh, yep, I hear it now, König, you have a crush on me?!

[kittykatthatbitesback]

Hey! I love your beach head canons, and I would love to see your take on the Hazbin Hotel characters on a road trip/maybe a trip to a theme park? I feel like that would be cute lol.

Yes of course! This sounds so fun but I decided to make it a road trip to wherever the reader decides (Theme park, wherever)! This actually works perfectly as a prequel/sequel to my Beach Trip! Headcanons I've posted. Hope you enjoy!

Hazbin Hotel Road Trip! Headcanons

Characters: Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Angeldust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Vox, Lucifer, Adam, and Cherri Bomb

Charlie 🐐🫶

Originally wanted to be the one to drive, but Vaggie figured her inclination to be distracted by anything on the side of the road would cause everyone to crash, so Vaggie refused to let her drive at any point

Doesn’t even have her license so she wouldn’t be able to drive anyways so

“Ugh fine! Well, then, I call shotgun!!”

Went from Princess of Hell to passenger princess hehe

Was upset at not driving but got over it quickly as realizing she enjoys the view more than driving

“Oh my gosh look at those deer! Wait there’s more over there! Wait. Did we just drive past the rest area, I need to pee again!!”

Constantly nags the driver by chitchatting to them, regardless if they’re listening

A bad habit of hers is playfully hitting others when Charlie talks, but she forgets to not do this when driving

A couple of minor accidents nearly occur but she is unfazed

Is so pumped and asks to stop and look at any roadside attraction

It begins to become a bit annoying after a while

Vaggie ❌🥀

Is the one who drives for the most part on this road trip

Is a bit grumbly because she was woken up so early by an eager Charlie to go on this trip and needs her beauty sleep

Is the only one who can handle Charlie’s constant nagging and pushing, and is also the only one with a license out of the whole group, so logically the ex-Angel is the one who drives

Only pays attention to the road and not Charlie unfortunately for maximum safety

Is sipping on a large Circle K cup that she filled with Monster Energy prior to the trip

This just barely wakes her enough to watch the road

Has a bit of road rage but these guys are from Hell, what can you expect

Refuses to waste gas so only stops for gas when the car is literally empty

Empty like everyone else had to get out of the car and push it to the nearest gas station that was three miles away, empty

“Come on guys, we’re almost there.” She’ll say smugly sipping her Monster from within the car in the AC

Alastor 🦌📻

Was invited on this road trip, but ended up driving on his own to their destination

Yes, he doesn’t have a license, but he’s the Radio Demon he does what he pleases

Mainly decided to drive separately so that he could listen to his radio in peace without complaints or extra unnecessary noise

Is listening to jazz, and keeps on repeating the songs: “Fly Me to the Moon” and “Sing, Sing, Sing”

Also prefers to be alone, he vibes better that way and is more in his element

Drives the coolest, red, vintage pick up truck ever

All the girls and guys at the stop lights are just fawning over him but the Radio Demon can’t see anything past the road in his shades

Drives super fast and only stops for gas, which considering the age of his truck, ends up happening often

Angeldust 🕷️❤️‍🔥

Wanted to get one of those party buses with the strip poles inside but now has to make do with the crew’s giant van

Enough space to do lines of coke so it’s okay

Obviously snuck in drugs and alcohol, this is a given, it’s Angeldust come on

“I call aux!!” and plays his playlist titled Cunty B*tch

It’s a bunch of Ayesha Erotica, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, etc.

Screams all of the songs at the top of his lungs while hanging out of the window

“HE MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE HE GETS BITCHES, BUT HONEY THAT DICK WAS ELEVEN INCHES!”

Husk has to pull him inside but he’s just having the time of his life

Loud as Hell but provides the entertainment, and Vaggie appreciates his music taste

Has to get Vaggie to pull over and proceeds to violently throw up all the alcohol he chugged earlier on the side of the highway as Cherri films laughing from inside the van

Immediately falls asleep after this embarrassing moment as the aftermath of his “fun” takes a toll on him

Husk 🐈‍⬛🥃

Was planning to catch up on missed hours of sleep by dozing through this entire trip, but Angeldust made this quite hard

Is wrapped up in a blanket, eye mask on, earplugs in, headphones on, neck pillow propped, and stuffed toy snuggled (HE SLEEPS WITH A STUFFED TOY OMG)

It’s a miniature Pegasus he named after his favorite drink: Whiskey

Angeldust, Cherri, and Adam won’t stop making fun of him the entire trip

This, plus Angeldust’s music, Charlie’s nonstop talking causes Husk to EXPLODE

“IF YOU ALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND!”

But his geared-up sleep ware makes him look a bit goofy as he shouts this, so everyone instead bursts out laughing

The feline just grumbles to himself as he decides to just stare out the window depressingly for the rest of the ride

Gets bored and ends up practicing Poker and Solitaire with the cards he brought

Is also keeping an eye on Angeldust who at first was off the wall

Once Angeldust passes out, Husk covers him with his blanket so he’s not cold (aww)

Sir Pentious 🐍🥚

Actually was the one who designed and crafted the van

The original van wasn’t big enough for the whole crew after Cherri decided to join in last minute, so of course the snake is going to build an ENTIRE new vehicle for his Cherri Bomb <3

Engineered the van for maximum comfort and refused Angeldust’s pleads for strip poles inside; “Thossse would be ssso uneccesssary!”

Instead, he included luxurious feet space, and AC and heater system throughout the whole van, seats with massaging for backs and feet, mini TVs on the back of each seat, and a fancy mini fridge for food

Also built miniature seats for his Egg Bois with built-in heating pads in case they get too cold in the AC

These Egg Bois have a really specific temperature range they can survive in, so those same heating pads were engineered by Sir Pentious to also work as cooling pads

“Anything for my babiesss”

Came extra prepared and was the only one to bring snacks and drinks to put in the cooler

Is constantly offering Cherri a water or coke whenever she is “looking a bit dehydrated”

Which happens to be every 2 minutes according to him

Is trying so hard to flex on her the fact that he built the van

“Ssssoo Cherri, how are you enjoying the back masssssage? I programmed it to perfectly meet the needsss of a beautiful lady like you”

Bro with 0 rizz somehow ends up charming her

Vox 🖥️⚡️

This TV ignores the mini TVs Sir Pentious built arguing they’re “not of top Vox quality”

Tries to hijack them to prove his point, but Sir Pentious is smarter than that and even his mini TVs are Vox-resistant

Ego bruised, now tries to hijack the radio to turn off Angeldust’s loud ass music, but Sir Pentious ALSO came prepared for that

Sir Pentious even shaped his seat and headrest to fit Vox’s big ass TV head perfectly, so Vox isn’t able to complain about anything

Now an upset Vox is left to sit in silence for most of the trip

Will chime in occasionally to the conversations but you can tell his pride was hurt

Spends his hours of silence to brainstorm ways to defeat Alastor

Lucifer 🪽🐤

Brought his rubber duckies to play house with them on the ride

To everyone’s surprise, knows all the lyrics to all of Angeldust’s songs

“What! I enjoy these too!” Proceeds to lip sync them in the most fruity way

Is Lucifer straight or gay? Bi? No one knows.

Is definitely that one person in a car ride to try to start a game of “100 bottles of beer on a wall” or the game of concentration

LIVES for these games

“20 questions” is his favorite

Tries to get everyone involved and yells at Husk once he sees he’s playing his own game of Poker

Husk suggests that Lucifer should play the silent game

Will try to convince the others to play by reciting them old dad jokes

This does not work

Adam 🎸🤘

Will definitely pig out on all of those snack Sir Pentious brought

“YO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEER”

Forces Vaggie to stop at a gas station 5 minutes into the trip to buy 3 twelve packs of beer

Is absolutely in his happy place with the massage chair, vast feet space, TV playing “Too Hot to Handle”, chips, and beer

Is the only one who manages to trash his space with wrappers, spills, and crumbs

Does not give a fuck

Has his window down, sunglasses on, and wind blowing in his face while he just yells

Shouts and catcalls to every hot chick they pass by

Brought an air horn to do that more efficiently while on the highway

Is seated next to Vox so is taunting and teasing him about the whole incident earlier

“Hmm not so tough anymore huh? Even these mini TVs are doing a better job than you!”

Is a bit of a menace

Cherri Bomb 🍒💣

Only joined last minute for the trip because she thought it would be lame at first

But Angeldust promised to bring along drugs and alcohol so she agreed

Made a certain snake sooo happy that she decided to come

Is constantly nagged by him throughout this whole trip but she has grown used to it

She even starts to think it’s cute how much he cares

Has to stop to go pee so often because of all the beverages Sir Pentious keeps offering her

Doesn’t wait for a rest area, will pop a squat on the side of the road

Sings along with Angeldust (and Lucifer??) to all the songs

Actually she’s the one who made the playlist and shared it with Angeldust ;)

“Ooh ooh skip this one, the next one’s even better!”

Brought an Erotica novel to read (she usually just skips to the good parts)

Is glad to be sitting next to Angeldust but still films him as he throws up so that they can joke about it later

Passes time with him playing, Fuck, Marry, Kill

She ends up answering Fuck to all the options

[optiwashere]

Hi just wanted to say from one trans person to another I love your trans headcanons and the way you depict various characters as trans, the T4T dynamics, the dictotomy between ones who are more like irl people who've been on hormones for a while and ones that are more fantastical, it's delicious it's great I'll eat it tf up every time ❤️‍🔥✨

Gender is a metaphorical buffet and we can pick and choose what parts we wanna devour 😋

Trans Karlach with trans Shadowheart is definitely one of my personal favorites, they're so goddamn cute and sweet together, I will gladly devour more content about them any day 😈 also trans Lae'Zel, she can get in the cuddle pile too, as a treat

Having said all that, I know you mainly write transfemme characters since that is what you know the best, but do you have any thoughts on transmasc characters? I'd say Wyll would do fantastically as a trans man and it'd add another layer to being rejected and kicked out by his dad so to speak. Also his pact with Mizora could give him a monster devil cock as one way of gender affirmation, as you do. T4T Karlach and Wyll is very important to me ❤️‍🔥🥺

Right out the gate, I just want to say a blanket thank you! 💜 I love writing the varied experiences of trans women, just like you said in your very kind words. Sometimes it's more heightened and intense and super explicit and matches one group's experience, and sometimes it's very lowkey and not very graphic, if it's graphic at all, and matches others' experiences. There's an infinite variety of trans women out there, and I try to match what I know with my friends and others while sprinkling on our version of the fantasy on top (heh)

I love to hear it, and I'm hoping to write as much Karlach/Shadowheart as I can manage between my beloved OC ship as well as all the rat posting.

I've mused over trans Minthara before, a drow trans woman is so JUICY for familial trauma and how to be the "correct" kind of woman. But trans Lae'zel I haven't! Her experience would be so interesting as a githyanki...

So, eventually I'll have to add a bit about this to my FAQ in a way that makes any amount of sense. As much as I would love to write transmasc characters, I'm just not convinced of my ability to do it justice without either falling into fetishism (either in smut or trauma fetishism) or requiring the kind of care that I don't really think I have the time for right now.

I'd also want a beta with sensitivity reading/editing experience for that specifically, and I'm not in the market for one at the moment!

I saw a post here musing about trans Wyll and I love it, and frankly I want everyone to have a giant pile of trans fics one day. But I'm only one woman, and my skillset is only in one area, sadly. T4T Karlach and Wyll would be magical, I agree.

Trans Wyll in particular works so well for all the reasons you described. He's so young, he's dealing with a lot on his plate as it is. Adding in familial issues and fears of rejection leading to self-rejection? That's good shit.

Gotta trans 'em all.

[lamemaster]

Thank you! I’m not sure what kind of description your looking for but I’ll give it my best. This is for the ship event. Also I really enjoy your writing it’s always fun to read!

I am an introverted woman who is great at pretending to be an extrovert in public but I get tired of people very quickly. I have a slight anger problem and get snappy (it only happens when I start to feel a little sick not an excuse but that is the most common thing.) To try and fix this I asked my friends and family to call me out on my attitude and stuff so I can better notice it and apologize.

I am mostly a calm personality until I either get really excited and passionate about something (I talk fast and get loud) or I am really anxious and nervous (take a lot of deep breaths and my shift around a lot).

I am sensitive to animals getting hurt I have to hug my animals and squeeze them good if I hear about another animal getting hurt. And I once tried to help a insect feeling really bad for it until I remembered that it’s actually the kind of bug you want to kill. Not a good example but kinda funny on my end.

Lastly I love to read, write and play video games.

I apologize for this being really long.

Reading your post, I felt like we were made from the same prototype lmao (snapping included).

Based on your description, I ship you with the gentle giant of Gondolin,❤️‍🔥 Rog❤️‍🔥.

Introvert with extrovert abilities, bubbly passionate being with a strong (uwu) love for animals, slight temper, sign Rog up.

My cannon Rog is a 'go-with-flow, it's fine, no problem' kinda elf BUT with you, it is not fine. How dare that elf look weird at your elf? Taking a stand for your elf is your birthright and nothing stops you from it ever (Rog thrives in his male wife era).

(Credit to the artist whom couldn't find)

The Lord of the House of the Wrath of Hammer does not believe that love knows no logic.

Every reason, every logic has only ever made him love you greater. You, who is willing to care for injured animals, a trait that deeply resonated with him. It wasn't uncommon to find you cradling some wounded creature in your arms. You seemed like a Maia of Yavanna herself, with the boundless love you had for the flora and fauna of the land.

However, your love wasn't limited to animals and plants alone. You were the life of social gatherings in Gondolin. Your spirited voice had the power to delight anyone fortunate enough to be in your presence.

Rog vividly remembered the first time he met you at one such gathering.

In a grand hall, filled with the entire population of Gondolin celebrating the annual feast, Rog found himself surrounded by other lords. Everyone was reveling in the joy of another new year. You were in the company of Lord Ecthelion, the Lord of the Fountain, but somehow, fate had led you to the same group of elves as Rog.

At that moment, Rog's thoughts didn't linger on your presence. Instead, he felt the overwhelming pressure to fit in, to be a part of the group, and to contribute to the witty conversations that flowed among the lords from the West. He had never felt more out of place. He couldn't help but believe that maybe he truly didn't deserve his lordship. He wasn't like them; his very name meant "monster," setting him apart from the rest.

Throughout the evening, Rog had attempted to interject his thoughts into the conversation several times, but each time his voice was drowned out by the bustling chatter of others.

"I-"

"Glorfindel! Come here, you oaf," someone interrupted him yet again.

Forcing a smile on his face, Rog tried again, "The harvest-"

"Did you see Salagant?" Glorfindel, who had just arrived, whispered excitedly, and once more, Rog's voice was lost in the cacophony.

"What about the harvest, Lord Rog?" a clear voice cut through the noise, and Rog's heart skipped a beat.

There you were, looking at him with the most earnest gaze. In a group that had overlooked him the entire evening, you listened to him with the utmost sincerity.

Maybe that was the reason Rog found himself walking you home that night, talking to you about everything that had gathered in his heart, mind, and soul, finally able to share his thoughts with someone who truly cared to listen.

[wheredafandomat]

F&D - Search for Infinity ❤️‍🔥P24❤️‍🔥 Laufey & Farbauti

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Italics = Story. Yeah we getting a little tale this chapter 😁

“Wow” you breathed, smiling at Loki as you sat on his lap, his arms still around you.

“We should have gone to the bed.” He spoke, matching your expression.

“I just can’t keep my hands off of you.” You giggled, pecking his lips.

“I mean, we could still head to the bed.” He teased, peppering kisses over your exposed neck.

“Loki.“

“It would be wrong of us to not christen the bed.” He grinned, wriggling his brows before standing up, you still around him as he walked towards the bedroom. Once you were both inside, you looked around, reminiscing over how it used to look before Loki practically threw you onto the bed. You opened your legs, biting your lip as you looked up at him who was looking hungrily down at you. He knelt on the bed, between your legs as he stroked his length. “I used to wish I’d be like this with you here.” He spoke seductively, leaning closer towards you, rubbing the tip of his cock against your already wet entrance. Lifting your legs as he spread them further apart, Loki wrapped them around his torso, near trapping your body between his and the bed underneath you as he pressed his forehead against yours, pecking your lips as he slowly entered you a second time tonight. You moaned feeling him inside you as he pulled out all the way before slamming back into you as he entered you again. You heard Loki moaning lowly with each thrust as he ground his hips into yours.

“Harderrr.” You whined.

“Sure?” Loki questioned, arching a brow as he pulled out of you, looking down at you.

“Yess.” You insisted.

“Very well.” He shrugged, lining himself up with you once again before he delved into you, grunting with each thrust.

“Fuck yesss.” You screamed, digging your nails into Lokis back as he settled his head in the crook of your neck. Using one of his hands, Loki reached between you both, playing with your clit as he fucked you leaving your body jolting beneath his as you came, overwhelmed by bliss. The feeling of you clenching around him spurred on Lokis own orgasm before he came inside you, slowing his strokes as you both rid out your highs. Soon after, you both decided to christen the shower before you both settled into bed, naked underneath the soft sheets.

“Tell me about the ceremony.” You spoke, breaking the comfortable silence as Loki ran his hand lazily up and down your body as he spooned you.

“Are you sure you’d like to know right now?” He asked “we could talk about it another time.”

“Yes please Loki, tell me about it.” You decided.

“Alright my love.” He answered, sitting slightly up as he rested his back against the headboard, pulling you along with him to rest against him. You settled with your head on his chest with one of your arms draped over him as he put an arm around you. “Would you like any refreshments for the story?” He asked.

“I’m good for now.” You smiled, pressing a kiss to his chest before you settled back into position as he began telling the story.

You’ve heard tales of Asgard, it’s beauty and warmth, but located beneath it, separated by a stream of never freezing water also known as the river living, lies a wasteland formally known as Utgard. This wasteland is inhabited by Jotuns who are also known as Frost Giants who thrive in the cold climate that Jotenheim provides. Growing up, Asgardians were taught to fear them, brought up thinking they were all callus monsters under the rule of King Laufey, my father.

Laufey was known to sometimes frequent other realms and it was during one of these visits he met Farbauti. As soon as he met her, he was enamoured with her. He traded visits to the other realms for stolen moments with her. They became close very quickly insisting that they were made for each other.

Whenever Laufey returned to Jotunheim, he was often questioned when there would be a queen. He’d have to meet with other women who’d court him in the hopes of getting their fingers on the crown. During these elicit events, he’d find his mind wandering back onto her. He knew he had to have her, she was the only queen for him.

One night, a night that they had spent together, he asked for her hand in marriage which she agreed to, what Laufey didn’t know was that in order to have her as his queen, she would have to undergo the sacred ceremony that would bind them.

Once he returned to Jotenheim, with her at his side, he spoke with his confidant who arranged everything, debriefing them both on all they’d have to do. You see, contrary to popular belief, Farabuti was mortal.

“There are mortals on other realms?” You asked with a small gasp.

“There are realms that even I haven’t visited, the possibilities are infinite.” Loki answered.

“I wonder if there’s a realm like a parallel one with a different version of us.” You laughed before Loki continued.

“Anyways as I was saying—”

Laufey fell in love with Farabuti and asked for her hand in marriage. They returned to Jotenheim where he found out they’d have to undergo a ceremony to ensure that she’d be able to rule at his side for as long as he lives. The ceremony binds the weaker lifeline to the stronger one hence why you’ll be immortal when we do it.

“Ohh, makes sense, so we’ll die the same day then?” You asked lightheartedly causing Loki to stiffen slightly.

“We will not, however once one of us passes, the other will slowly grow weaker until we eventually join one another in he realm eternal.” He explained, quickly kissing your head.

“So what happened during the ceremony?”

“During the ceremony La—” he began before you cut him off.

“And could I have a cookie please?” You asked before Loki quickly conjured one “I don’t know why I don’t ask you to do this all the time.”

“Just eat your cookie.” He smiled, conjuring a few more before handing them to you.

In order to prepare for the ceremony, Laufey and Farabuti had to fast and separate for twenty four hours prior to it. The handmaidens prepared them both before they reunited in a circle of blacksalt in a room lit strictly from dragonwax candles but we don’t have that here so soy wax will do as well as a bed at either side of the room. They said their vows before presenting each other with a ring. They both then drank from the ceremonial chalice containing a concoction unknown to even me before pricking each other’s fingers, bringing the bead of blood to one another’s lips. Of course they kissed afterwards, before stepping out of the circle and making their ways to the beds where they fell asleep. During this sleep, they were said to have overcome trials and triumphs before each waking up and being bound. They described what they saw and felt like a dream that only you can wake yourself up from.

It is said that the one with the stronger lifeline wakes up first and the other soon follows. There have been others before Laufey that haven’t shared his luck. Sometimes the one with the weaker lifeline ends up stuck in the eternal sleep.

“But that won’t happen to us.” Loki assured, wrapping his arm tighter around you. “I must say, as much as I don’t like Laufey, I admire his bravery and his love for Farabuti.”

“I guess we’re having the honeymoon before our wedding.” You tittered “just incase.”

“We’ll have one before, one after, one now, whatever you want.” He smiled, leaning down to kiss your lips.

A/N: this story was completely made up so sorry for the crazy inaccuracies 😂😂 hope you liked it

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[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : He’s… he’s dead.

König, out of breaths : He was trying to hurt you.

Y/N : I—I know.

König, hyperventilating : I had to do it. I can’t- I can’t let anything happen to you. I had to—

Y/N, took his hands into their own : Hey, hey! Look at me. I know, okay? That bastard was going to kill me. You saved me. I’m just… sh🦄t. I’m just shocked, I guess?

König, looks into their eyes : But not scared?

Y/N, softly chuckles : Of you? Never.

⛓Bonus⛓