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[trumpguiltyverdictfelonyfelon]

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[hellowonderworld]

Our headphone wire is so tangled. How'd it get to this point. They're impossible to untangle too.

[texaschainsawmascara]

i-D magazine covers

[nakwop]

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[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[babygirlmickey]

do we ever see ian wink? i wanna make the executive decision that ian cant wink

You know what? Sure. I’ll incorporate this into my belief system

[milfloverobisanya]

them: phil dunster staring at you over a balcony isn’t real. it can’t hurt you.

phil dunster staring at me over a balcony:

[sceyth]

      ➖  for @nightmarefuele ,

after fury, what do you do with the remains? 

sword of moons. qimir wakes up to discover osha pressing a blade against his throat.

it was dark. behind his eyelids, hours after dusk. the only light left was the feel of her in the force—there was a small light left in the dagger too. 

he came to. hours before dawn, ahead of schedule. lashes fluttered lazily, lids lifting only halfway into hooded eyes. he blinked slowly; some beast loosened from some dark depth. but in truth, he saw her with startling clarity. his concentration was sharper when pulled out of his zen, like a carved blade straight off the stone.

he watched her, looked at her, with really no other reason but that he could. his gaze walked slow across the smooth expanse of her face. his eyes touched the tip of her forehead, and he twitched the corner of his lip into a smile. the smile was gone as quickly as it had come; it became light, and lived in his eyes. (it would die there too, as many before it had.) 

he looked into her eyes to see what lived in them. he wanted to ask her what she meant to do now, what she would do after. where she planned to put her rage after rigor mortis set in and he could no longer take it from her with his skin and into his bloodstream. after fury, what do you do with the remains? the severity of his curiosity, he was certain the question echoed somewhere in the dark, reached her somehow, across the force. he lay as still as stone, put himself at her mercy, with really no other reason but that he could. he swallowed, so his skin would press on the blade.

[wiseatom]

me rn: 🧍

[robin-5-technically]

Watching everything brings me great amusement :)

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[jueramaia]

you ever see a take so bad that it makes your little sims minus icon pop up in real time

[villainsidestep]

honestly ric should be suspicious of fawn puppeting yaz not bc of their similarities or bc he figures they can do that but just bc literally no one else in los diablos would hear him talk abt sidestep and still go "yeah I'll bite, this man is clearly single"

[hellowonderworld]

incredibly stressed and blurry. may take a nap

[mxthxbot]

The Rest’s Return

Paris… Did you miss me? No, only Chat Noir huh? Right.. of course

Aaah so glad to be back home~ that designing intern felt like forever but I learned so much! Ah so much to do to catch up, where do I go? Who do I see? What should I do?

Y’know.. going on tour with your rockstar dad sounds amazing in theory. But not when your dad is Jagger Stone… he’s my idol and everything but hell, he makes the strangest requests every day. I think imma pass on the next time he offers…

Did I get caught on camera again by the sky demons…? Yes. Did I also destroy their base? Also yes.

From one base to another… I’ve always hated traveling…

Oh come on… you can’t be serious? Wonhyuk snuck out again?! But he was on duty!

Nothing’s more free than swimming with your soul brother. No rules, no lessons.

Has it been months? Really? Or a year?

Okay you immortal, stop being so insensitive to time. It’s been a long time for the others. Smile, be nice, interact with others. I’ve been wanting to interact with the children that come into the cafe again, they’re the only one who gives me pets anymore.

Right, as much as I enjoy coming back to Earth after all these political journeys, I don’t enjoy the constant threat that Arcadia seems to always be in. I’ll take care of it, just give me five minutes and it’ll be over.

Pose bitches, it’s a new day after… whatever time doesn’t matter

This is definitely a perfect breakfast.

Wait, you’re telling me that people really believe this place is haunted? Oh they’re dumb dumb.

Lunch date with me myself and I

Don’t tell Mateo, but you’re definitely a better cuddler

He won’t notice… right? Oh who am I kidding? Of course he’s gonna notice! The wolf ears and tail are gone!

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[fomalhauttheastralfish]

👮‍♀️VOCÊ ESTÁ NA CADEIA!!!!👮‍♀️

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