#ﾟ.♢ .* ♔ purple rabbit trickster ♔*.♡｡ﾟ(jax)

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He’s going to heckING bite you.

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~ Lucky Rabbit Hugs ~

From an RP with @jaxasstm

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😚 just a quick peck on the cheek :>

:3c

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✏️ !!

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Kinger , holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jax: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Jax:

Jax: It's perfume.

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Kinger : What do you want to be for Halloween?

Jax: Yours.

Kinger :

Kinger : …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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Jax: Is something burning?

Kinger : My burning love for you of course!

Jax: …

Kinger : …

Kinger : And the kitchen is on fire…

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Kinger : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Jax: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Kinger : Stop.

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Kinger : Jax, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?

Jax: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

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Jax: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Kinger , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.