#💀at least its not junior jumble (answered)

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@megalobonea

"hey, bro." he's never seen his brother quite as crestfallen before ever since his special attack didn't go right due to a dog eating his bones. and watching papyrus this way simply broke the elder brother's heart. with a hand landed on pap's shoulder, sans leaned in to try and find his face. "you alright?" he wasn't, that much was plain to see. but sans believed asking him that would give papyrus room to speak freely.

Papyrus attempts to conceal his emotions, but he's never been good at that. He's always been like an open book. He goes to greet Sans- a futile attempt to act like he isn't slumped in the snow. However, it seems that Sans has already figured him out.

Red boots shuffle in the snow. How does he explain this to Sans? Someone who seems to excell in conversations and interactions...when he isn't too lazy to take part (at least Papyrus puts it down to Sans' slothful ways).

A huff. 'I wanted to check on how Dogamy and Dogaressa were getting along. And that was all going fine. Until...until, well it wasn't. I thought my advice was helping them. That they could improve from my great wisdom and that they were enjoying my assistance.'

'But then...they said that I was being a nuisance?'

'I-' He lowers his head. 'Sans? Why am I different to other monsters? I...greatly misinturpreted their feelings...and its not the first time I've-'

'I think everyone is plotting against me.'

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@spacymuses 'It looks broken. Can you move it at all?' (from Grillby!)

Teeth are clenched, the only thing preventing the tears from falling faster. An attempt to move his broken femur. But the movement bleeds a shriek from the skeleton. He shakes his head, looking to Grillby as if he has all the answers. Papyrus is clearly worked up- and working himself up even more by the minute.

'I- I want Sans!' A child crying out for their grownup. Tears falling from his eyesockets. Sans always knows what to do. But Sans isn't here right now. 

Papyrus may be in his twenties, but Sans is still very much the one he goes to in times of need.

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@glitterpunkpixie​ Human!

'OH MY GAWD! ARE YOU A HUMAN?'

//Thank you for reading my rules <3

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@hxzelwallflower Here comes the angel , fluttering towards the skyscraper skeleton . While she's normally greet him this time she took a more playful approach , grabbing the hem of his scarf and proceeding to YANK it in her direction . Attempting to pull him down into the snowy bank below .

Papyrus feels his soul flutter with excitement as she approaches. Its his best friend! The skyscraper skeleton bounds towards her, closing the distance

but wait!

Since when has the ground been this close to his face?

His boney structure is easily pulled to the ground. Papyrus finds his gloves burried in the snow. His face barely above the white blanket. '?????''

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@siilkyhearts​ Frisk flinched in pain, lightly pushing away Papyrus' reached out hand as if to say, "Don't touch it, please! It hurts."

'Oh!' He hadn't realised they were that sore. He just wanted to get a look at what they were dealing with. Then perhaps he can help. 'Sorry! Sorry.' Hands fly up apologetically. 'I just wanted to assess the damage.'

Damage assessed.

'Oh, human. That looks excruciating.' A wince at the sheer thought. 'Please let me help you. I can use some of my healing magic to ease your pain...but we're going to need to find Doctor Alphys to do you some real good.' Papyrus' healing magic is admittedly not the most powerful. But it should at least numb the pain Frisk is feeling.

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@dreamsofalife "Do you like karaoke?"

Papyrus nods furiously! 'Of course! I have the most relaxing and soothing voice! If you are inviting me to karaoke with you ,human,then the answer is of course nyeh heh heh yes!' His voice is far from soothing...quite the opposite, energetic and like a child hyped up on sugar.

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@bodycontainsahumansoul "....another skeleton...."

'You've met Sans, haven't you?' Still the two skeletons couldn't be more different and Papyrus intends to drive this point home. 'How very short sighted of you! I am no ordinary, run -of-the-mill skeleton, I am The Great Papyrus! Determined protector of monsters and future officer!' Oh yes this skeleton has dreams!

'And you are Toriel's kid, right? Yeah Sans mentioned you. He didn't seem so sure, but I can tell you've got goodness in you...even if you do have a poor sense of judgement.'

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@recklessinventor "Human!"

'So, human! It seems you have met your match! Solve this puzzle and you may pass the area, fail and I, The Great Papyrus, will capture you.'

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@darkring- asked “I don’t dance.”

Papyrus cocks a would-be brow. Folding his arms in a mixture of scepticism and disappointment.

'Perhaps you've just never had an incredibly awesome dance partner before.' He muses, idly studying the back of his gloved hand. 'Lucky for you, I, The Great Papyrus am also a master at dance!' He takes Shadow's hands without warning, pulling him off the ground and spinning with him. 'See, there you go!'

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@inquireanerdyberd “I don’t feel so good.”

'Berdly what's wrong? How may I assist you?' Could it be his wing? Perhaps. But perhaps not? Maybe something he ate? Or-or a bug he caught. So many answers to one question.

A boney hand placed atop of feathers. 'Do not fret, I ,Papyrus, will take care of you.' He means it. Whatever Berdly needs, he's going to get. Papyrus will not let him down.

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@lamepileofbones 'Another me? H...hello

A visible tremor. 'Wowie...' How could something like this be possible He copies the other skeleton's gesture, raising his hand. 'And another me?!'

'Well I must admit you are very handsome, me. But what are you doing here? What's the meaning of this?... Is this a trick?'

'Ahah!'

'Nyeh, I know exactly what this is.'

This must be his brother's doing. Papyrus turns to face the brush, shouting. 'Sans! I have no idea who this is and how you got him to look this much like me but I shall not falter!'

'Ah brother?- you can come out now!'

'Hmm...perhaps I was mistaken.'

'My apologies, um...me, but um what is your name and can you explain this implausable puzzle?'

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@hxzelwallflower​ - [ BEND ]

A gentle weight has Papyrus tipping forwards. His scarf being used as a tool to bring him down from his full height. Eye sockets meet his winged human friends. 'Oh greetings, Eileen.'

A kiss to the forehead has his entire skull turning pink. 'W-Wowie.'

'Nyeh heh heh...winged human...Was my charm just too much?'

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@autumnisc - What is Papyrus's love language?? (Hi! Sorry, I didn't know how else to interact with you since i ran out of ideas and I thought a simple question could work)

'My love languages, Chloe my dear, are but not limited to; words of affirmation and touch. I would alway like to let my significant over know that they are great. And skeletons are after all warm and cuddly; so they should expect an abundance of hugs. Nyeh heh heh.' Papyrus may not have ever been with anyone before, but he has the perfect relationship painted within his mindseye.

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@hxzelwallflower​​ 🟠 A small pinch of roses . An apology for , the other day .

Papyrus takes the flowers, gently. Holding them between his fingers like they are the most precious gift he’d ever recieved. 

‘Oh.’ He frowns. ‘Winged human, I thank you for the wonderful gift. Words cannot describe how happy I am to recieve such beautiful flowers.’

‘But I fear that I am the one who should be apologising...I’m not yet accustomed to life on the surface and I believe my actions the other day offended you. I am very sorry for my behaviour.’

‘I would be very pleased if you could find it in your soul to forgive me.’

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@miraclesaved “Dance with me!”

Oh what luck! Papyrus is already making new human friends here. Perhaps this is wishful thinking... But she is offering to dance with him, and of course, this is an offer he shan't refuse.

'Why, certainly, human. I, The Great Papyrus, would never pass up such an opportunity.' He beams. Moments like these remind Papyrus why monsters left the underground in the first place. Sure, some humans are still far from welcoming towards monsters, but others are indeed very warm. Papyrus takes her hand, allowing his tall, yet weightless body to be lead.

'I knew it was a good idea to come here!'

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@droppingdonkeys Icons only: you're out of spaghetti