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🌸 Selfshiptober 🌸 🎉 Day 13 : Party 🎉
💗 I just got this art commissioned!!! by @eliotlime 💗
🌸 Here's me and my Dukey pookie bear!!! ✨ with this weird ass fucking dog(???) 🦦 and his chunt munching maniac gf @cursed-elements-blog 🌸
💗 We had happened to both be in town the same day (I'm always in town), so we decided to meet up!! 🎀 Don't tell El this, but she's super fun to hang with~!!! ^-^ 💗
🌸 Dukey and Chunt are no longer enemies, as they have grown past their previous feud like, 10 years ago. 💕 Chase was actually super surprised by how much nicer Duke was than he remembered <33 🌸
------- California girls, we're unforgettable Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin, so hot We'll melt your popsicle 🌺 California Gurls - Katy Perry [ ♡ ]
#🌸 duke referred to us as “the young'uns” 🌸#🌺 sir i am your gf i am not a young'un 🌺#💗 ^^ (literally half his age) 💗#🎀 who let that tasmanian devil leave the house like that? 🍰 and when i can get them to help me style my clothes too? 🎀#🌸 Chase was in town doing research AGAIN 🌸 ✨ (after what happened last time?) ✨#🪷 el beat my ass in mario party. 🔥 im never forgiving her >:((( ❣️ ❣️#duke tibbits#duke echo#echo oc#chase hunter#lion#tasmanian devil#echo vn#echo project#arches vn#self ship#selfshiptober 2024#art
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can we have us as Lee Byung Hun wife?? pretty please🙏😭 (idk if I'm write it's right, srry, I'm not good in english)
ᯓ bliss — lee byung-hun.
note: loved the idea!! enjoy <3
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tmz_tv Actor Lee Byung-hun and his wife, Y/N L/N, recently celebrated their wedding anniversary in style, and fans can’t stop gushing over their heartwarming photos. The couple marked the special occasion with a romantic photoshoot, capturing their timeless love and undeniable chemistry. Known for keeping their private life low-key, the duo gave a rare glimpse into their relationship, sparking admiration from fans and media alike. Their elegant yet intimate celebration was a testament to their enduring bond, proving that their love story is truly one for the ages.
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kissmeyn they’re the definition of couple goals !!
iloveoldermen the way he looks at her 😭
ynmybaby how do they manage to look even more stunning with each passing year? absolute perfection!
randomuser he’s too old for her tho
byungswife nobody asked for your opinion, hope this helps!
ynsluvr proof that true love only gets stronger with time. happy anniversary to the most iconic couple!!!!
number001 alexa play that should be me by justin bieber ✋🏻😭
simpforfictionalmen Lee Byung-hun and Y/N L/N are the real-life ‘happily ever after.’ Disney, take notes!
mrandmrslee GOD I LOVE THEM SM !!! 💗
leebyunghunswife can we just talk about how these photos are better than half the wedding shoots i’ve seen? iconic.
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yourusername wifey wifey wifey wifeyyy
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byunghun0712 my love ❤️
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yourfriendsuser i’m the sniper btw
yourusername stop😭
ynmybaby MY PARENTS
delulugirl happy wife happy life
from_jjlee happy anniversary to my favorite couple!
yourusername love youuu!!
kissmeyn you’re glowing mrs.lee 🗣️
byunghunspookie the chemistry is unmatched
dilflover look at my man with his wife
ynswifey look at my girl with her husband 😞
mrandmrslee their love story is like something straight out of a movie. wishing them many more anniversaries to come!!
inhosimp these photos made my day 😭💗
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byunghun0712 Every moment with you feels like a new beginning, and every year, our love grows stronger. Thank you for being my rock, my joy, and my greatest blessing. Here’s to many more years of laughter, love, and unforgettable memories. Happy anniversary, my love.
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yourusername i love you i love you i love you
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yourusername literally crying rn
byunghun0712 let me cuddle you then
ilovebyunghun SIR ME TOO PLS
hoooooyeony 💘💘
ynspookie may this type of love find me
wifeofinho relationship goals? more like LIFE goals. can I just be their third wheel forever??
leebyunghunfan their love story is so wholesome, i might have to start writing fanfic. don’t judge me anyone!
ynmybaby LMAO SAME
inholuvr girl you better hurry up i wanna read that now
byunghunswifey Lee Byung-hun out here setting the bar way too high for all husbands. noted, sir, very noted.
iloveyn someone check the dictionary—pretty sure their photo is next to ‘soulmates.’
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I saw your earlier post on Platonic fics and Im a sucker for them so here u go : father figure stanford headcannons maybe takes place after he comes back from the portal, reader is an adventurous spirit that works at the shack and maybe secretly helped stan get his brother back? Idk im just throwing things here lol

You Know I Love You Still
Stanford x daughter!reader
💗 stanford dad hc!!
💗 i literally saw the request it and started writing and got a lil carried away 😭 its like half story half hc? if that makes sense
💗 requests r so open rn! i def dont have any fav requests… (anything platonic or familial will be the first ones i write i LOVE those types of requests)
💗 the age of the reader is young like 16/17? ik that lowkey contradicts with the time line but wtv STANFORD DAD HC!!
💗 it’s a little bit of everything? like it’s not only just reader and stanford, the twins r also included in some scenarios and also stan
💗 a big happy family 😭
💗 fem reader gulp i completely didnt realize until i was done that i used she/her when referring to the reader
💗 next fic will use gender neutral pronouns I SWUEAR!!
💗2k words
💗 i apologize for rhe misspell and mistakes i didnt catch in advance
Working together with your Uncle Stan to build the portal to bring your dad back to the right dimension was tiresome. Nights were sleepless and many of them were spent in the underground lab, where you and Stan did everything possible to assemble the portal. Trying to keep such a secret away from the twins and Soos was unexpectedly hard. The knowledge of hiding someone so vital to you and to your Uncle Stan was weighing down on you and him. Then came the day where his awaited arrival was promised. You could barely sleep that night. You thought of so many different possibilities and scenarios of how you would greet him. Would he remember you? Did he ever miss you? Does he even love you?!
The next day came in like a tornado and before you knew it, you were protectively standing in front of the button; trying your absolute hardest to prevent the twins from pressing the button.
“Why do you guys want to stop the portal so badly!” You yelled over the loud swirling wind that emitted from the portal. “Because it’s dangerous!” Dipper retorted, using his arm to shield him from the debris whizzing past him. “G-Grunkle Stan isn’t who he says he is!” Dipper said, stepping closer to you.
“Whatever you guys saw or heard isn’t what you think it is! Please, you need to believe me.” You begged, your eyes brimming with tears. You’ve worked so hard to get this portal up and running and you weren’t going to let Dipper or anyone stop you from being able to see your dad.
Soos came up from behind and wrapped his arms around you. “I’m sorry, dude.” He picked you up and took you away from the button. “Soos, no!” You thrashed around his hold. You pound your fists against his arms, hoping it’ll loosen his grip on you but nothing you did worked. No matter how much you begged and fought against him, he didn’t budge. He just held you closer to him, muttering ‘I’m Sorry’ under his breath.
“This all stops now!” Dipper raised his hand, palm flattened out, ready to push the button when Stan appeared at the doorway. “Don’t touch that button!”
He’s hunched forward, hand leaning on the frame of the doorway as he pants. Relief washes over you upon seeing Stan. Silence fills the room for a minute and all you can hear is your heart hammer against your ribcage. Stan walks towards Dipper, beckoning him to not press the button.
“If you just let me explain—“ He’s cut off by his watch repeatedly beeping. Suddenly the ground begins to shake.
The portal powers up and the circle enlarges. The electricity spazzes and travels throughout the room, creating streaks of electrical power. Your feet lift off the ground and soon everyone’s floating up in the air. The wind is fierce and it’s whipping through every direction, pushing you towards the wall.
Dipper yells at Mable to turn off the portal before it causes anymore damage. She tugs herself closer to the button using a stray cable and while she wraps herself around the neck holding up the button, Stan is begging her to listen to him and to not press the button. He’s soon tackled by Soos who pushes him away from Mable. They all fight with each other and you’re watching with a bated breath.
The portal pulses with power, sending you back first into the wall. Stan and Dipper bicker back and forth and Mable is torn with the decision of either believing her brother or her Grunkle. She lowers her hand, eyes closed and you're almost convinced she’s going to press the button when she lets go of the button. She floats up with her arms raised. “Grunkle Stan, I believe you.” She says.
“Mable, are you crazy?! We’re all gonna—!”
The world flashes white and you're immediately knocked out. You awaken to yourself plummeting face first down to the floor. You groan, pushing yourself up with one hand and the other wiping off the dust on your face. Looking around you can see your family scattered around the room, each of them slowly waking up from whatever happened and stumbling back to their feet.
Your head quickly whips towards the portal and your heart lurches into your throat upon seeing a figure step out of it. He stands still, staring straight ahead as he takes off his hood and goggles. And what hid behind them was your father.
After the initial shock of meeting the one behind the three books and the reveal of him being related to Stan was pushed aside, you presented yourself with the help of Stan. “H-Hi, Dad.” You awkwardly greet yourself.
His eyes stop on you and he freezes, eyes blown wide and mouth slightly ajar. He takes a minute to process the absurdity of the situation before he’s snapping back to consciousness. He blinks once, his mouth stuttering as he finds the right words to say. He then blinks again, stepping a cautious step towards you. Your name softly spills out of his mouth and your heart soars hearing your Dad finally utter your name again.
You take a step forward and then another and another until you’re face to face with him. Being closer to him allowed you to see how much he has aged since the last time you saw him. “Dad…” You whisper, throwing yourself into him.
A light wheeze escapes his mouth from the sudden impact of your body crashing on him. Once he recovers, his arms are quickly wrapped around you, hugging you with so much warmth and love you almost sobbed right then and there.
He snuggled his face against your hair, breathing in your familiar scent he missed so dearly while he was away. “We have so much to catch up on.” You say so quietly that he almost lost your words if it wasn’t for you being directly near his ear. He hums in affirmation, cherishing the long awaited reunion with his daughter.
“I feel like this is another part where one of us faints again.” Mable says in utter disbelief at the scene that unfolded in front of her. “Ohoh!” Soos laughed out. “I’m so on it, dudes.” As if on command his eyes roll to the back of his head and he faints flat on his back.
HEADCANON TIME!!
• You weren’t really expecting to talk to him much due to Stan wanting to talk to his brother, but after their fight, he came looking for you. When he found you, you were sitting on the couch that was outside on the porch. You were reading a book you recently purchased from the bookstore. Nose deep in your book, you failed to realize Ford standing beside you. His hands were shoved in the pockets of his trench coat. Quietly he asked, “Is there room for one more?”
• The night was spent with the two of you getting to know each other. From your favorite color to your favorite show, what food you like to eat and so on. Ford wanted to fully understand and know you as a person. He wanted to make up all the years he lost with you.
• The next day, you awoke to the smell of your favorite breakfast food being cooked. With haste you pushed your blanket off of you and slipped on your slippers and sped off into the kitchen where Ford was buttering the pan. He looked over to you and flashed you a smile. “I made you your favorite.” He said, motioning over to the table where he laid out your breakfast. “You didn’t have to do this.” You scratched your cheek, a small laugh of surprise leaving you. “I’m just doing what I always dreamed of doing.” He shoveled out his breakfast onto his plate using a spatula. “How’s the food, kiddo?” He asks, placing the pan and spatula on the dirty side of the sink. “Actually pretty good for someone who hasn't been in this dimension for over a decade!” You jest, taking another delicious bite from your breakfast. Ford jokingly rolled his eyes, ruffling your hair as he walked past you and sat down on his chair. “Already poking fun at me.” He said, shaking his head.
• Stanford knew he had to focus on his projects, he had so many things he left unfinished that he'd been dying to get his hands on the minute he stepped foot into his dimension. But he couldn’t seem to pull himself away from you. He loved seeing you interact with the twins, he loved watching how pieces of his personality shone through you. Like the way you’re so meticulous with where you put things, or how you were forever curious about the things around you, and even the abundance of questions you’d mutter to yourself as you discovered something new. That’s all of him right there, in front of him and he couldn’t grasp such a thought that you were his!
• He finds himself gazing upon baby photos Stan took of you when you were younger. Even if he’s angry at his twin currently, he’s forever grateful that he documented such beautiful memories in a scrapbook. “Y’know, I used to tell stories about you to her.” A shriek leaves Ford. He jumps forward, the scrapbook tumbling down his lap and onto the floor. “You idiot! Be careful.” Stan sneered, kneeling down to the floor to pick up the scrapbook. “Stanley!” Ford leans his head back, trying to regain his composure. “You scared me!” He says. “Yeah, yeah. I know.” Stan waves him off, grabbing the scrapbook and tucking it in between his arms. They stand in awkward silence, eyes darting around the place uneasily. “Did…” Ford starts, shattering the silence. “Did she like the stories you told of me?” Stan smiles fondly, nodding his head. “She loved them. She thought you were some stupid amazing superhero, no matter what I told her.” Ford furrowed his brows. “Wait, what do you mean by no matter what you told her?” Stan nervously laughed. “Hey, why don’t you keep looking at these photos! Wait here, look at this one. Haha! She’s trying to eat her toes, isn’t that adorable?” “Stanley.”
• Outings between the two of you were very common. He loved being tugged around the town of Gravity Falls by you as you pointed at various different shops and locations. You told him the reasons why you hated them or loved them, and some were tied to stories that happened within the summer. He seriously questioned how you and the twins survived so many times where you were just so close to death. The mall was a place where you and him resided the most. With the money he took from Stan, he paid for almost everything you wanted. Entering the shack with so many bags was a shock to everyone. “Woah! Did you buy the whole mall?” Mable jokes, grabbing one of the bags to help you with the load. “Basically,” you laughed, instructing Mable to rally Soos and Dipper to have a little haul of what you bought. Stan watched with a raised brow as you stumbled into the living room with Mable following closely behind. “Where did you get all the money to buy her all of that?” Stan asks. “Just stole some money from some hobo.” Ford said, walking into the living room to join in on the haul. Stan didn’t understand what he said and opened the cash register. When he saw all the money he had stored the day before gone, it all clicked.
• Adventures out in the woods is a must. Gathering the twins and your dad, all four of you venture out into the woods in hopes to find something new. “Why couldn’t Grunkle Stan tag along with us?” Mable asked as she kneeled down to pluck a flower from the dirt. “Because he’s being a wet towel.” Dipper muttered, scribbling down a rough drawing of the flower Mable was picking in a book you bought him. “So what kind of anomalies you three stumbled upon?” Ford questioned. You and the twins began to dump everything onto him, from when you started seeing them to when Dipper and Mable came. Ford couldn’t truly focus on what they were saying, mostly because it was a jumbled excited mess of words, but partially because he was astonished with the trio in front of him. They went through so much and yet they’re still so headstrong. He could definitely see a little bit of him in Dipper and Mable.
• Stan would find you and Ford fallen asleep on the couch or in his lab, all huddled up together and completely knocked out. Snores filled the room and he found it amusing that you and him both snores the same. Videos and photos were definitely taken by Mable.
• Ford would tell stories of his adventures in another dimension to you. Stemming from how he started from the ground up to him getting banned from many other dimensions for stealing parts. “You’re not so different from Uncle Stan,” You laughed, shaking your head. “What! It was only a few…hundred dimensions.”
• There’s times where you’d wake up in a cold sweat, afraid that your Dad finally coming back was just a painful dream your brain played on you. But when you would get ready to find him, you’d step on his stomach or back. “Ough!” Ford groaned out in pain. Being suddenly woken up from his sleep, he sat up, looking around confused. “What are you doing sleeping on the floor?” You sat back down on your bed, pulling the blankets over you. “Is there a problem with me sleeping on the floor?” Ford asks, looking at you with squinted eyes. “No, no.” You laid back down on your bed. “Go back to sleep. I’m better now,” You say, somewhat amused with Ford sleeping on the floor beside your bed. “Goodnight, I love you.” You brush your fingers playfully across his face to annoy him. He shoves your fingers away from his face, huffing out. “Goodnight,” He shuffles to his side, looking up to you with a small smile. “I love you more, kiddo.”
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Hi Bee!! Idk if you’ve heard Hozier’s new song Too Sweet but it’s giving our grumpy man Joel trying to keep his distance from r cause he thinks she’s too sweet for him and he’d hurt her, idk if you’re taking requests but if you could write something along those lines ugh that would be so great 😭💗
AN | Hi, hello, this has been sitting in my inbox for literal ages, and it’s been drafted for a while, and here we are. It’s time to get back on my Joel bs (not that it ever left). Enjoy💕
Pairing | Joel Miller x Fem!Reader
Warnings | None
Word Count | 3k
Masterlist | Joel, Main
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He liked to watch you.
That revelation alone made him feel like a creep. He quickly chugged the rest of his strong, black coffee in what he hoped was a nonchalant manner as he looked around to make sure nobody had caught onto him. He didn’t want the local gossip mill to start spreading rumors; it wasn’t like there was a ton else to do.
When nobody appeared to be staring at him or offering him judgmental looks, he relaxed slightly and sunk further down in his spot in the small booth. It was moments like these that made him thankful for the small semblance of his life; it allowed him to get away with just being himself.
A plate of pancakes smothered in syrup was in front of him, half eaten and half forgotten as he drank his way through several cups of coffee. If Ellie was here, she’d chide him for both the sugary breakfast and caffeine overload. He always encouraged her to have a well balanced meal and she’d never let him live it down. Especially in what was his old age as she liked to remind him
When you turned around, something else having caught your attention, he quickly shifted his gaze back to his plate. An ancient crossword book was next to him, a hobby he’d picked up over the last couple of years and he gave it his full attention. Or maybe he was willing it to come alive and swallow him whole. That sounded like a better option than having you catching him staring at you. Again. As usual.
He didn’t dare to look up, making up his mind to keep his gaze down for the time being. Maybe for the rest of eternity. He wasn’t sure.
“Hey there,” he froze at the sound of your voice, heart thrumming in his chest and his blood practically singing. When Joel didn’t respond at first, a small frown tugged down the corners of your mouth, “is everything alright?”
“Yeah,” he tore his gaze from the aging wood of the sticky table to find you watching him with bright, curious eyes and a smile he loved more than he cared to admit, “‘m alright.”
You relaxed slightly as you smiled at him, his big, brown eyes looking at you nervously, “cool. Listen, there’s a few of us that are going apple picking later, and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me - us?”
He swallowed the lump in his throat, mind racing as he tried to figure out what the best response was. From the expectant look on your mind, he wanted to say yes, wanted to make sure you had the best time apple picking ever, but instead he said, “sorry, I can’t. I’ve got a few things that need to be taken care of ‘round here.”
“Oh,” your smile faltered slightly before you recovered, taking a small step back. Joel wished he could take it back but knew that he had to stick to his guns, “that’s fine. I just…thought I’d ask. Well, I’ll see you around, Joel. Take care.”
With a soft smile and even more shy wave, you walked away and back to the table with your friends, refusing to spare him another glance. Joel groaned internally, wishing he’d something different or that you had had a different reaction. If you hated him, things would have been much easier.
But life rarely worked out that way.
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You hummed to yourself as you brushed out the horse's mane. It wasn't the worst job in the world and at the very least you had some company. Even if it wasn't the most talkative company imaginable. But then again, half the people around you weren’t very talkative anyway.
“You have been looking very shiny, Kiri,” you told her, and she made a small sound as you softly played with a few locks of her shiny mane. When you pulled out a carrot and fed it to her as you petted her, she nuzzled closer to you, causing you to laugh sweetly, “and I see your love can still be bought so easily.”
Joel watched from the entrance to the stables, almost frozen as the scene unfolded. It felt wrong in a way, like he’d stumbled upon something he shouldn’t have, intruding on a private moment. Marin eventually sensed his presence as directed her inky gaze towards him, huffing in acknowledgment. You followed her gaze and locked eyes with Joel, your heart skipping a few beats as you stood there. Eventually you caught yourself and cleared your throat awkwardly, “h-hey Joel. Everything alright?”
He made a sound in the back of his throat as he nodded, slowly taking a few steps in your direction. He truly wasn’t a talkative man, especially not in the morning hours as you’d found over the time since you’d met him. After a few moments of nothing but the sound of blood rushing in your ears and Kiri’s soft breaths, he was at your side, gently reaching over and petting Kiri. She immediately took to him, neighing softly as she leaned into him for more petting.
“Such a traitor,” your voice was much too sweet to hold any venom as you watched the two of them. Joel had a tender way about him, and you wondered how many other people saw that side of him. He was gruff, sure, but he was a lot more than what simply met the eye.
“She and I go way back,” he said eventually, his voice warm and low, sending a shiver down your spine, “took a while to get her to trust me though. But she’s a good old girl.”
“She wasn’t a big fan of me either,” you whispered as you put your hand on her neck right next to Joel’s. You couldn’t help but stare at your hands, mesmerized by how much larger his hand was compared to yours, “I think we’re working up to being friends.”
“She’s a good judge of character,” you could have sworn he moved his hand closer to yours as you looked anywhere but him. He had a way of making you feel a million different ways all at once. The two of you stood there in contemplative silence for a few moments before you came to your senses and took a step back, immediately sticking your hands into pockets of your jacket.
“I-I, ugh,” you shrugged your shoulders lightly, allowing yourself a quick look at his honey brown eyes. His expression was questioning, searching yours to try and find out how you were really feeling, “I should get going. I promised Maritza I’d help chop some firewood for the big bonfire tomorrow.”
The last time you had left the ball in his court, waiting to see how he would respond to your invitation. This time it was your turn. He was giving you the option of either staying there with him or walking away. You felt so torn; part of you wanted to stay there and be with him, in whatever capacity that entailed. The other part of you wanted to walk far away and leave him alone. He was trouble they said, and although he hadn’t done anything to support that theory, he hadn’t tried to deny it either.
Whatever he was, Joel Miller was something. And in that moment you felt overwhelmed by everything all at once and decided to just walk away.
“See you around?” he offered meekly as you took a few steps back, offering him what was a weak nod at best.
You turned and headed out of the stable without another word, leaving Joel and Kiri together. The two of them looked at each other, and Joel gave her a few more pets, “I don’t know either. But I think I might have ruined everything, if there ever even was anything.”
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A couple of weeks had passed since you’d had any sort of encounter with Joel. It was definitely purposeful, even if you weren't willing to admit that much to yourself. Just as Joel had finally allowed himself to get closer to you, you'd started to pull away. It felt like such a cat and mouse game, despite the fact that you did have feelings for him. You just couldn't bring yourself to be around him knowing he didn't feel the same way about you.
He couldn't help that he didn't like you in that sense, just as you couldn't help the fact that you liked him.
The natural solution for you was just to avoid him entirely. Entirely stupid, but wholly effective.
Until he managed to track you down anyway. Not that it was hard in Jackson; the town was big, all things considered, but not that big.
“Hey stranger,” you startled, almost dropping the plate in your hand as you looked up to find Joel watching you intently. You let out a small huff as you set the plate onto the counter of the small diner you helped to run.
“Hi,” you whispered softly, drying off your hands and trying to seem casual as you leaned against the counter, “can I help you with anything?”
“There is one thing,” he leaned on the counter, his warm smell making its way over to you. He always smelled so damn good, “you wanna tell me if I did something to cause you to avoid me entirely?”
“I haven't…” the lie died on your lips as he arched an eyebrow at you. You shrugged your shoulders and picked at a spot in the aged wood, “I've just been busy. It's nothing more than that.”
“Oh honey,” he leaned in, his gaze trained intently on yours, “I may be old and I may be dumb, but I do know when someone's lying.”
“I'm not-”
“It's written all over your face,” he insisted and your cheeks warmed up, “and you've got absolutely no poker face. With your facial expressions, you might as well be screaming.”
“I…” you inhaled deeply before letting out a soft sigh. You found it incredibly hard to look at him; he could read you way too well, “I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make it seem…like I was mad at you or anything.”
“You're not?”
“I'm not,” you confirmed softly.
“Then why are you avoiding me like I'm about to turn you into one of the infected?” He wasn't going to let this go. You knew him well enough to know that much and you had still fallen for it. You swallowed thickly and cast your gaze around, annoyed and thankful for the fact that there were only a couple of stragglers inside, “if you want me to go, I can go. You just have to tell me.”
“I didn't want you to think I was weird or to make you uncomfortable,” you whispered as you put your hand on his forearm to stop him from leaving, “because I…ugh, I-I like you. And I just didn't want to make it awkward. Which I just proceeded to do, but at least you know the truth.”
He pulled his arm out from under your touch and crossed his arms over his broad chest. Your heart sank into your stomach as you waited for him to say something. You leaned back and made yourself as small as possible, “was that so hard to admit?”
“Joel, I-”
“And whatever made you think I didn't like you?” Your gaze snapped to him as your heart seemed to stop working, “I ain't ever said that, have I?”
“No, I mean it like…ugh. I mean, I asked you to go apple picking, and you said no so quickly so I just figured I’d overstepped.”
“I know how you meant it,” he insisted and you were positive that your heart was going to burst through your ribcage, “and you're still wrong.”
“What do you mean?”
“Listen,” he moved closer so he was almost directly in front of you again, “I'm not…a great man. I've seen and done things that I wouldn't ever want you to even think about. And you are…everything I'm not. And I'm not a good match for you, but I sure as hell can't stay away from you. You keep drawing me in, and I'm tired of trying to stay away from my feelings.”
“Oh,” you blinked at him a few times, trying to process what he'd said. Either he'd said something entirely different or you'd just gotten a whole confession, “oh?”
“Yeah,” he confirmed softly as you turned your head to the side and looked at him so sweetly, “I'm sorry if that's not something you wanted to hear, but I'm putting all my cards onto the table.”
“But…why?” You let out an exasperated breath, “why me? Why now?”
“I don't think I need to justify the why you with an answer,” he insisted, “why now? Because ever since you've been avoiding me like the plague and I haven't been able to see you, I realized just how much I needed that. How much I needed to see you. I want to be around you. I need to be around you. And fuck it if that makes me a bad man.”
This time when you looked at him, you couldn't hide the smile that was threatening to break your face in half. Your entire face felt like it was on fire as you opened and closed your mouth a few times before you finally managed a small, “you're right - fuck it.”
The two of you stood there for a while, grinning at one another, before you realized that you were still in the middle of the diner. By this point, quite a few of the straggling patrons had turned their attention to you. Your cheeks were burning as you took a step back and cleared your throat.
“Umm…maybe we should save the rest of this for later,” your voice was small again and you felt shy, despite the fact that the man had all but confessed his love for you, “I can meet you when I’m off?”
“How much longer until you’re off?”
“A couple of hours,” you shrugged, “maybe less if it continues to be this slow.”
“I can wait,” the corner of his mouth tugged up as he went to take a seat at the counter, pretending to contemplate what he was going to order, “what do you recommend?”
“Huh?” you looked at him dumbfounded; but you knew that Joel didn’t half-ass do things, he threw his whole ass into it as Ellie liked to say.
“What do you recommend I order off the menu?”
“Oh,” you shook your head before playfully rolling your eyes at him, “I see where this is going.”
“Do you?” he pretended to ask innocently, “‘cause I was thinking I’m pretty hungry and it’s fairly cold outside so I might as well get inside and have a meal for a few hours.”
“Okay,” you bit your lip before turning around to make him his coffee just how he liked it. Just like he had always been paying attention to you, you were always paying attention to him, “here’s your coffee. And I can see what the chef can put together for such a hungry man.”
“Thank you kindly,” he took the cups, letting his fingers linger on yours for a few moments, “such amazing service around here.”
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
Unfortunately, a lot of the townspeople seemed to have the same idea that it was the perfect time to get inside and warm up with warm food and drinks. The crowd didn’t let up and your desire to leave early with Joel quickly disappeared. But that didn’t deter him; he sat there, sneaking in a few words here and there but mostly he watched you.
Watched how you never rude to anyone despite being frazzled; how you never lost the smile on your face; how you listened to everyone with rapt attention. You were good and kind, and that made him want to hesitate and take back everything he had said earlier. However, now that he had said it all and gotten it out there, he wouldn’t take it back. He couldn’t.
When your shift was finally over and you were able to get a reprieve, Joel waited outside for you. A small part of you was surprised that he had waited but another part of you hadn’t expected anything else.
“Hey,” you greeted him with a small smile, which he eagerly returned, “thanks for waiting.”
“Didn’t have much else going on,” he shrugged it off like it had been no big deal. He was always busy with something. People relied on him an enormous amount, even if they didn’t realize it.
“So…” he had started walking and you had fallen in line with him.
Before you could say anything else he stopped and turned towards you, his dark eyes searched yours. Joel gently took your face in his hands, brushing his thumb over your cheek. Without even thinking about it, you leaned into his touch, your lips partly slightly.
After a couple moments of pause, in which he was clearly giving you the option of pulling away or stopping him, he leaned and brushed his lips over yours. Softly at first, and then slowly with more urgency and need. All you could do was lean into him and his touch. If this was what kissing Joel was like, you never wanted it to end.
But eventually he pulled away, both of you in need of a breath of air. You just looked at him with wide, happy eyes.
“So…” he picked up where you had left off before continuing to walk. You were so caught off guard that you didn’t follow at first, “you coming?”
“Yes,” you promised breathlessly as you jogged to catch up to him, “so…”
#joel miller#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#joel miller x fem!reader#joel miller fanfiction#tlou#pedro pascal#the last of us#jackson joel <3
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heyyy boobie can you please do readings about skz’s first love and first time 🫶🏻🫶🏻 loads of love 💕
Hello:) luv you too💗 so i'm gonna do just the hyung line for now cuz the reading turned out to be way longer than i expected but i'm gonna try and do the maknae line soon too.
Also idk why but notice how their readings progressively get longer and longer🥲😂
Skz first love + first time (Hyung Line)
Chan
First love - this is actually really sweet, i think his first love was when he was a child and it was for an "older woman". I'm getting the vibe of a babysitter maybe. Or the daughter of friends of the family, maybe an elder cousin something of that sort. A young woman that has spent time caring for him and giving him attention. She was very wise in his eyes. All-knowing, gentle, feminine, motherly & very beautiful. That's how he saw her.
First time - as for his first time, it was obviously not with his first love😂 but it's actually not a laughing matter - cuz i think he's really unhappy with his first time. I'm seeing regret...not necessarily disappointment but idk it feels like he's stained? But let me explain from the beginning. So i think his first time was with someone that wasn't really interested in him, i'm not really seeing his side here, but what i'm seeing is that they are very incompatible and were most likely fighting all the time. If this was a relationship it was probably very short lived and very toxic. I'm not seeing much about him age-wise but the whole energy of the cards leads me to believe he was in his teenage years...between child and man (thats what i heard).
Lee Know
First love - I'm not really getting much about the person here and i can see very well why. Those two don't know each other. And i mean that literally, this person doesn't know who lee know is. At least back then, maybe even still. I keep going back to the tought that this might be a celebrity? Or even a fictional character? Cuz I'm seeing this happening in his mid teenage years and i think this may have been during his depression phase that stupid ass puberty gives you. He seem to be in a very dark place during this time, being very defensive, seeing the negative rather than the positive, being very overwhelmed. Like half of the cards that are drew (even if not meant for him) show his state of mind back then. And all of this kind of makes me think that this was a very glorified person in his mind. Someone that seemed very graceful, very mature & wise. Strong mentally & physically and just above it all. He seemed to idolize this person from whatever he has seen from them.
First time - So here i'm seeing this person being a peer of his and i'm not really seeing a relationship here...like of any kind. I don't even think those 2 were friends...maybe just acquaintances? And maybe the boomshakalaka happened pretty quickly after their meeting cuz i'm seeing them not really knowing each other. The deed wen't well and i think he's pretty content with his first time and i think he really liked the person, at least sexually. I think they really got him going. As for the other person towards him...eghh idk i got the death card and i'm not really feeling great vibes😅 i think they didn't really like him much in the first place but did it for the plot and then after they didn't like him even more, but i think it may be due to his inexperience and im hearing "a for effort". Also i think this was also in his teenage years tho i think he was younger than chan for sure. For example if chan was 17-18, I'm seeing lee know being 14-15.
Changbin
First love - He also doesn't seem like one that had success with his first live, i'm seeing this being a person that was very work focused, and maybe didn't really pay attention to him cuz they had other priorities. Their relationship may have been either a friendship one or one of mutual support, so i definitely see them having interactions often and seeing the other quite often too. They are/were probably in the same circles or even the same friend group for a while. Also i'm seeing this happening when he was already older and more mature...like 21 maybe...which really surprises me cuz i was soo sure he was one to start with love really early at like 10-14 falling in love, having girlfriends, crushes all the time, and also having his first time pretty early. So definitely his reading is a huge surprise to me, for now he's the latest bloomer. Anyways for his first live, i think this was also someone that really got him going, i'm seeing lots if sexual attraction and desire, i think at some point it was really difficult for him to hold back and i think he did confess and try to get them, but they refused. I think he felt awful after the rejection. (Duh) I think this was the first time he started thinking about the future with a love interest and fantasizing about having a family and growing old together and all that jazz. Also i think his family knew who this person was and i think they knew he liked them and i think they have been consoling him and giving him strength through his (first actual love) rejection.
First time - here i'm seeing his first time being with someone that really fancied him snd was in love with him. He on the other hand wasn't but he found the person cute and lovely/adorable and they were probably younger than him, or at least he saw them that way. Tbh i'm very confused on what the relationship between them was, and not to get too risky but im kind of getting the vibe this might've been a trainee from back then or something of that sort. Cuz i'm seeing their relationship being work related or that they know each other from work - and as we all know the idol stuff is changbins first and only work experience. Also with the star and a few other cards i'm getting the vibe that this person might've idolized him a bit or even giving me a bit of fan vibes? Also i'm seeing him being still a teen, but in the late stage of it. More like young adult, like a bit older than chan. I would say 18-19 maybe. Anyways, as for the shabang - i'm seeing it wennt pretty well actually and i think it spiked his interest in sex and he may have thought about it or fantasized about it quite a lot after. I'm also seeing this could mean that he also started fantasizing about other people too, now that he actually knows how it all feels and how it goes etc. His feelings about the experience seem pretty mature - like he aknowledges its his first time and it maybe wasn't the best, and that his next few times might not be the best either but experience builds confidence and makes the master so he knows and feels confident that future times would go great and fulfill his needs and expectations. The other person's feelings i can't really pick up on that well, but i think in the long run they have used him as comparison or if they have already had sex before, they compared him to other people they have been with and both judged him for shortcomings but also appreciated him for what he was good at.
Hyunjin
First love - Ok so for his first love i got the queen of swords. It's someone introverted and cold, closed of - its a very ice queen energy. He on the other hand was very eager towards this person and has probably pursued them for some time, openly showing his live and affection for them until they said yes. Cuz i'm actually seeing him succeeding in getting them into a relationship. I think they went on for quite a while and did have a pretty good relationship. Also im kinda getting the feeling that his first time might be with this person too. Also idk about his age back then but he seems to be more mature so i would say 20-21.
First time - Ok this energy is very weird...? I don't even know where to begin with. So what i know for sure is that hyunjin initiated the sex. And that he was very eager and maybe even a bit pushy? I'm seeing him also being really impulsive and doing it on a whim. I'm also seeing him really regretting it. Idk if what i got in the cards is his feeling about his first time back than, or his feeling now, but he says his first time was shit, it was horrible and when i asked individually (the person and him) he also said it was horrible and he really regrets it and the whole thing has just left a very bad, bitter taste in him. At first i thought it was just bad cuz of no chemistry, but then the more cards i pulled & the more i looked into it i think there's much more than bad sex there. In fact i don't even think the sex was bad, cuz from the other person's pov it was good, and idk what kind of weird message that is but im getting something of the sort "one would normally pay money for that". Anyways - as i said the messages here are very scattered and don't reslly answer the questions i asked clearly, but are just message son their own and i have to piece the story together - regardless of what i asked. And if i habe to make a wild guess, i think he may have cheated on his partner, or the person he slept with may have cheated on his partner, ir maybe he slept with someone that a friend of him liked - something if that sort. I'm seeing there being something like a love triangle, possibly a messy friend circle situation, regret, impulsiveness, again very very strong regret, like i think he sat in a corner after that for a few days/nights and just wallowed in his own pity or something (we all know how dramatic he is) and also something i find interesting is that the other person doesn't really seem that affected by the drama - i'm just seeing them eventually getting on bad terms with him cuz of his reaction and behaviour afterwards. Like how he dealt with the situation. Im also seeing him being very confused snd not really knowing what to do, how to act, and basicly not really being sure if anything - probably also being swayed/persuaded easily, or manipulated easily. Overall this situation seems very, VERY messy. And tbh i don't even think he was all that young when it happened and im actually a bit surprised - considering the immature nature/energy of the reading here - but i would say he was in the 17-19 age range. I think this was both a bit of a trauma for him but also a learning and character building experience that overall turned out for the better in the long run cuz now he's more cautious (even if sometimes overly so) and doesn't act so impulsively on his feelings & urges.
#asks#skz#stray kids#kpop#tarot reading#bang chan#lee know#seo changbin#hyunjin#kpop tarot#skz headcanons#skz tarot#stray kids tarot#skz reactions#skz imagines
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party trick

A/N: this silly little fic is directly inspired by this hilarious post by @pedge-page 😝 this fic is meant to be silly, a little unrealistic, and fun! If that ain’t your thing, no worries! Just scroll on by, gem. Also, big thanks to @itsokbbygrl for betaing and @morallyinept for encouraging me with my shenanigans! hehe.
~word count: 1.9k~
Summary: your boyfriend Dieter wants to show you his new party trick that he learned from a pornstar named Ezra
Pairing | Dieter Bravo x pornstar!Ezra x f!reader
Warnings: fluff, smut, established relationship, mentions of drugs and eating, dieter and the reader are openly bi, implied open relationship (not described) Ezra is a bi male pornstar (definition of bi panic) (very light dubious consent as reader and dieter smoke before fucking but it is not described) male masturbation, self sucking??, reader is able bodied with no physical descriptions, readers nickname is gumdrop, no age gap, +18, minors dni!
Your first date with the ever-so eccentric, Dieter Bravo, was a success! Sure, he was a bit clumsy, and maybe even a bit of a blubbering idiot, but you had an incredible time. Did you kiss? Well—maybe! There’s a tell-tale sign when he admires the color of your lipstick against the heart shaped patch in his beard.
After that first date, he washes his face, but is careful to not remove the residue of your lipstick. Not even a week goes by and he’s asking you out on a second date.
Two dates turns to ten and somewhere down the line…you’re Dieter Bravo’s girlfriend, and you couldn’t be happier. (And neither could he)
-
Dieters plan for the evening was to throw a party with some of his friends: not necessarily a rager, per se, just an intimate get-together. Pop a few bottles, skinny dip in his inground pool, and dance under the California night sky.
He canceled his plans last minute because the only person he wanted to spend his evening with was you, his gumdrop.
Hiya, gumdrop baby! 💗
Dee! Hey, baby boy 🥰 having fun at your party?
He cheeses a smile down at his phone, dimples on display, fingers typing fast on the tiny screen, little tap tap taps echoing through the cooling evening air.
Good golly, I’m blushing 🤭 actually…I canceled the party! Just wasn’t feeling the vibes for it! Wanna come over?
Yes! I’d love to! I was just about to order some takeout. Want me to pick something up on the way?
Yes! How about veggie grill? I was just about to smoke, want me to wait up for ya? Oh! Also, I got something I wanna show you later 😉
Being in a relationship with Dieter meant that nothing he could possibly say or do surprised you anymore, but his vibrance, care-free, goofy, eccentric attitude, made him even more attractive to you. That and the fact that he was the literal definition of a trash panda. Your trash panda specifically.
Sounds good to me! 💗 did you want your usual or something different? You don’t have to wait for me, Dee! I’ll have some when I come over. Oh? What is it that you want to show me? 👀
Okie doke! Hey, how about you just order the whole menu? My treat! See ya soon, gumdrop xx. And you’ll see! It’s a surprise. Hehe.
God, Bravo. You sure know how to spoil a gal rotten! Looking forward to the surprise!
He hearted your messages before he reached behind his ear and grabbed his perfectly rolled joint and reached for his lighter that was resting on the table next to the poolside chair he was spread out on.
He couldn’t wait to see you and show you his new party trick.
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Hours earlier in the day, Dieter found himself in his bed, boxers discarded on the floor and his fist languidly wrapped around his half-hard cock.
His freehand was scrolling through Pornhub, trying to find something to get off to. Usually it didn’t take him very long to settle on a video, but today he was finding it to be a bit of an annoying struggle.
He scrolled and scrolled till he stumbled upon something he had never seen before, self sucking?
He spit into his palm, using his saliva as a natural lubricant because he was too lazy to reach across his nightstand to grab his favorite bottle of lotion (ain’t nobody got time for that!).
Holy shit! He’s sucking himself off??
Christ, his cock is taking up the entire screen!
Dieter's private thoughts ran rabid as he watched the pornstar, Ezra, easily bend over and suck the head of his cock (which was massive, by the way) into his mouth.
“Holy fuck! How is that even possible?!” Dieter announced in disbelief.
He paused the video, and went to Ezra’s page and scrolled till he found the contact button and a direct link to Ezra’s instagram. He sent him a message:
Hey! I hope this doesn’t come off as weird or creepy (feel free to ignore) but I watched one of your videos just now…the self sucking one and DUDE, nice cock! How the hell do I do that? 🫣
Ezra responds seconds later after hearting the message,
HOLY SHIT! THEE DIETER BRAVO GOT OFF TO MY COCK? 🥵 (sorry, huge fan!) anyway, gem, I’d be happy to show you the art of self sucking, and then you too can be a pro like me. xx
Dudeee you’re a fan of me?? I’m blushing! 😉 okay, okay, I have to ask…is it all natural?
I am, indeed! You have quite the eccentric presence, gem. Oh, it’s natural alright. The gods have certainly laid their blessing upon my loins x.
Ohhh, I get it! You’re like Shakespeare? 🤣 damn, you sure know how to swing that thing around! Anyway, I will take you up on that offer! Here’s my number:
Lawl. You’re a funny one huh, gem? I suppose I am a bit like Shakespeare both with my verbiage, and my cock. You free right now?
The funniest guy around! Well, Romeo, got my cock out and everything, let’s boogie?
Boogie we shall.
And so that’s how Dieter ended up FaceTiming with Ezra: who coincidentally, also had his cock out.
“Not to be a total massive fucking flirt, but you’re gorgeous, and my girlfriend would probably eat you right up!” Dieter preened, leaning in close so he could get a better look at Ezra’s third limb, er, cock.
“Oh?” Ezra smirks, “would she now? Well, gem, perhaps the three of us should get together sometime?”
“Yes! You can be like the skunk to my raccoon!” Dieter said with a giggle.
“I beg your finest pardon? Your—what?”
“Oh! Sorry, sorry. Probably should have provided some context, huh?” Dieter blushes.
“Naturally, gem. Go on.” Ezra sits back on his elbows, listening,
“So, my girlfriend calls me a trash panda! It’s endearing, really. And well, you got that blonde streak in your hair…so you can be the skunk?”
Ezra chuckles in pure amusement, eyebrows raising, heavy cock bobbing between his thighs.
“A skunk, huh? You’re lucky I think you’re cute, gem.”
Dieter fanned his face like the little slut that he was, and giggling, “You think I’m cute?”
“Cute as a button, gem. Now, let’s see what we’re working with so that you can show your girlfriend what I taught you.”
“Yes sir.”
Ezra is a wonderful teacher and by the end of it, Dieter is almost able to suck the head of his cock into his mouth. There’s a slight strain in his lower back, but fuck it! You only live once.
“Well, gem, I think you just have to remember to relax your muscles. Pretend you’re floating on a babbling brook, or napping on a fluffy cloud, and then you’ll be sucking yourself off in no time. I gotta run, but let me know how it goes!”
“Ahh! Okay, I think I can manage that! Thanks for all the help, Ezra.”
“Anytime, gem. Anytime.”
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After passing the joint back and forth together, fucking (a few times) and devouring the veggie grill you brought over, Dieter brings you upstairs to his bedroom, nearly stumbling over his two feet because he’s so excited to show you his new party trick!
“Sit that cute ass on the bed, gumdrop.” He’s not being domineering at all, quite the opposite actually.
You’re both naked, naturally because in Dieter’s home, clothes are always optional!
You wrap your arms around him from behind, kissing his jawline, pecking at the heart patch in his beard. “Are you gonna show me the surprise now, Dieter?”
He leans back into your embrace with a pleasant sigh, “Yes, gumdrop. But c’mon, bed. Now.”
You press one last kiss to his face before detaching yourself from around him, walking over to the bed and plopping down with a soft, oof.
He joins you moments later, laying on his elbow facing you while you reach across and card your fingers through the soft curly hairs on his chest.
“So I was watching this porno earlier, right? I did a deep scroll, and stumbled across this video of this dude…with literally the biggest fucking cock that my two eyes have ever seen!” He speaks animatedly, throwing his hands up as he leans in.
“It literally took up the entire fucking screen, gumdrop! Anyway, that wasn’t the craziest part! His cock was so big, and long, that the motherfucker was able to suck himself off! Dude barely even had to bend over, just popped that sucker right in and got to suckin’!”
You twirl a strand of his chest hair between your fingers, giggling as you listen to his dramatic retelling of the massive cock he saw.
“Shit, it really took up the whole screen? That’s insane, Dee!”
“YEAH! Like…the guy was packing a literal BAZOOKA down there!” He chuckles, leaning in so he can nuzzle his face against yours.
“Anyway, I found the guy's instagram and sent him a message because I thought to myself, ‘Damn! Imagine if I could also suck my own cock?’”
“Let me guess, you asked this pornstar fellow how you can suck your own cock like him?”
“Yes! How did you know?” He chuckled and stole a quick kiss, melting against you like the soft man that he was.
“Lucky guess?” You tease, dragging your finger down lower, skating it across one of his nipples. “So, was it a success? Did he teach you how to properly suck your own cock, Dee?”
“Well, I was actually able to barely get the tip in my mouth! Wanna see, gumdrop? S’gonna be my new party trick!”
“Show me, Dee.” You giggle, encouraging him as he quickly sits up, remembering how Ezra told him the way to curve his spine, and relax his muscles so that he can bend over just enough—
Dieter is hunched over, using one hand to hold the base of his cock, and the other is resting against his lower back for support. He’s so fucking close to wrapping his lips around the head of his cock when–pinch!
He yelps in surprise, immediately rolling over and yowling like a cat.
Ow. Ow. Ow! Fuck! Fuck me! Ow!
You're at his side in an instant, comforting him and reaching for your phone to either call 911, or look up an immediate remedy for his pain.
“Fucking pulled a goddamn muscle!” He whimpers, burying his face into your chest.
“Dee, it’s okay! You’re not dying, baby. Okay? Look! Google says that we have to treat the area with ice and then a heating pad!”
“I’M DYING, GUMDROP! I SEE THE LIGHT!” Your boyfriend dramatically groans, “I'M FADING FAST!”
After icing Dieter’s lower back for a good hour or so, you placed a heating pad against the sore spot while spooning him for extra body heat.
He was typing a message to Ezra, a deep frown set between his eyebrows because he really just wanted to know what it was like to suck himself off! (Who wouldn’t)
Hey, Ez. I pulled a fucking muscle in my back!
☹ gf is spooning me with a heating pad now, but I was really hoping that I would be able to suck myself off!
From Ezra: (Shakespeare-BAZOOKA 🍆)
Aw, I’m terribly broken to hear that, gem. Better luck next time, Birdie!
-
The next time Dieter announced to you that he wanted to try and suck his cock again, you came prepared with two yoga mats and a beginner yoga flow video (thrifted, of course).
He gives you a funny look as you set the yoga mats down in the sunroom.
“What?” You laugh, placing your hands on your hips. “It would be a cool party trick, Dee! Just gotta get you a little more flexible and bendy before we try again.”
Ohhh. He grins, dimples peeking out, “Well, let’s yogi, gumdrop.”
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Hi how are you? I hope well! so i really like your writing actually ur my fav writer here on tumblr ;). So i had this idea for a fanfic by Miranda Hilmarson x reader. It was about Miranda being a traffic cop sometimes too and then she ends up giving the reader a ticket in one day and the reader gets really mad and even fights with Miranda, and then they end up meeting again, but what Miranda didn't know was that the reader would be her new boss!! From there I leave it to you, it can even be an enemies to lovers, you know.
I just had this silly idea, maybe you'll like it and I'd be super happy if you wrote it.💗
another thing! English is not my language, I'm literally writing this through Google translator so if something seems strange to you, you already know ☠️
A/N: thank you sooo much, that is so kind of you! I really liked this request and enjoyed writing it - it's my first time writing for Miranda so I really hope it's okay <3 just gonna post this and go hide now ahhhh
not your fault
Words: ~7.4k | ao3 link in title
Content/warnings: slight enemies to lovers, mentions of Adrian Butler (ugh), reader has a temper - poor Miranda is on the receiving end, mentions of cigarettes and alcohol, employee-boss relationship, angry Miranda, but also adorable puppy Miranda, nsfw (smut) - vaginal fingering, cunnilingus
“Are you fucking kidding me…” You groaned under your breath as you snatched up the little piece of paper stuck between your windshield wipers - a parking ticket. You were already running late thanks to your cat having puked all over your carpet that morning, and thanks to the barista at the coffee shop who’d taken ages with your latte - and now you were going to be even later.
You whipped your head around, looking for the officer who’d given you the ticket. A tall, blonde woman in a police uniform was strolling down the line of parked cars, handing out tickets to each one. The officer turned as you stomped over, eyes widening as you advanced on her until you were standing right in front of her. You had to crane your neck up to look at her - in any other situation, you might have found this insanely arousing, but right now you were far too pissed.
“Care to explain this?” You waved the paper in her face - she went slightly cross-eyed as her eyes followed your movements.
“Uh, that’s a parking ticket, ma’am.” The officer swallowed visibly, taking a step back.
“I park here every goddamn day,” you hissed.
“I’m sorry…” She seemed a bit dazed and distracted for a moment as she regarded you, her eyes darting between your own, before straightening her posture and clearing her throat. “There’s, uh, a festival downtown this weekend, they’ve closed most of the parking zones until it’s over. There’s a sign at the start of the road.” She nodded her head over to a single sign set up at the next intersection, one that you had clearly missed in your rush.
You were seething, a billion arguments ready on your tongue, but the clock was ticking - and in the end, she was right, no matter how pissed you were.
“You know what, fucking forget it. I’m already running late! Thanks for nothing.” You stomped back to your car and crumpled up the parking ticket, tossing it on the passenger seat and groaning in frustration - the officer stood rooted to the spot, watching as you drove away.
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Not wanting to get a speeding ticket in addition to your parking ticket, you took your time driving to the police station for your first day on the job. You’d just moved to Sydney to replace Adrian Butler as he left his position to “focus on his marriage” - you hadn’t even started yet and had already heard rumors of his extramarital affair with a constable. Men are pigs, you thought as you strode into the station and took the elevator up to the third floor, half an hour later than you’d planned.
The room was buzzing when you walked in but as soon as you cleared your throat and made your presence known, everyone went silent.
“I’ll spare you all the usual ‘first day’ speech - you should know who I am. I’m sure we’ll all get to know each other well over the course of the coming weeks, but for now I already have my hands full with everything that Detective Sergeant Butler so generously left for me.”
Your eyes landed on an empty desk near the center of the room. “Who usually sits there? Are they out sick?”
Some of the men began to snicker - one in particular answered your question. “Oh, that’s Hilmarson.” He smirked and took a sip from his coffee mug as he leaned against the side of the copy machine.
You raised an eyebrow. “And? Where is Constable Hilmarson?”
The elevator doors opened behind you and you turned around, eyes widening as you were confronted with the tall, blonde officer who’d given you a ticket. Her own shocked expression mirrored yours.
“That’d be her.” The man - Constable Brown, you’d later come to learn - chuckled, his smirk widening.
“Constable.” You glared pointedly at Constable Hilmarson. “My office, now.”
She frowned and followed you to the small office at the side of the room. You closed the door behind her and took a seat behind your new desk, gesturing for the officer to sit. She scrambled rather clumsily towards the chair and sat down, looking like a child about to be reprimanded.
“Constable Hilmarson, is it? Miranda?” You regarded her carefully. Her cheeks were rosy with embarrassment, her eyes wide as saucers. And, God, were they blue. They were mesmerizing. Miranda bobbed her head up and down in answer to your question, a bit of her pale blonde hair falling in her eye. She raised a hand to her head, dragging long fingers through her hair to brush it back - you had to physically shake your head to stop yourself from getting distracted by her movements.
“I like to be prepared, Constable. So I was having a look at your file the other day, you see, and I was under the impression that you are currently on a homicide case with Detective Griffin. Or am I mistaken?”
“Yes - I mean, no, you’re not mistaken.” Miranda shook her head furiously.
“Then pray tell, Constable - why on earth did you spend your morning handing out fucking parking tickets?” You couldn’t keep the venom out of your voice as you questioned Miranda - something about her was pissing you off (or maybe it was just the fact that you hadn’t even been able to drink your coffee yet), and you were having trouble reigning in your emotions.
Miranda’s face was bright red and her hands shook slightly. “I lost a bet,” she mumbled, unable to meet your gaze.
“Louder.”
She cleared her throat, her eyes locking with yours. “I lost a bet. I had to take over Constable Brown’s duties for the morning.”
You sighed, raising a hand to pinch the bridge of your nose.
“I’m not here to play games. Do you understand that?” Your voice was sickly sweet, bordering on condescension - it was not lost on Miranda, who was starting to look like she wanted to argue.
Evidently, she thought better of it at the last second, for she simply nodded as she glowered at you.
“You’re here to do your job, not Constable Brown’s job. And I expect you to do your job well. So, seeing as you’ve not only made me late, wasted your entire morning, and wasted even more of my time with this silly conversation, I would appreciate it if you could get to work. Now.”
Miranda stood abruptly, sending a stack of papers flying from your desk as she stormed from the room. You rubbed your temples, wincing at the force with which she closed the door behind her - you were already starting to develop a headache, and it wasn’t even 10 am.
~~~
As the morning went on, you found yourself growing more and more agitated, unable to focus on anything. You realized as your stomach growled for the fourth (or was it the fifth?) time that, in your rush, you’d skipped breakfast.
The second the clock hit 12 for your lunch break, you were on your feet. You’d have to work through much of your break to catch up, but you could afford to take a few minutes to grab a coffee and a granola bar from the vending machines in the lobby.
Passing by Miranda’s desk, you noticed that her chair was empty - the sight made your blood boil. You took a deep breath to calm yourself down - it was her lunch break, too, and she had every right to leave her desk during that time. Her messy, cluttered desk… You clenched your fists and headed for the elevator.
That wasn’t the only time her desk was empty, however. Throughout the afternoon, you would look up from your paperwork (you found that Adrian had been terrible at properly filing paperwork, making your job that much harder) every so often - and more times than not, the constable was nowhere in sight. With a frustrated sigh, you stood and strode over to open the window - you desperately needed the fresh air if you were going to make it home without strangling someone.
The sight of Miranda smoking a cigarette in the alley next to the station, just under your window, had you clenching your jaw, nostrils flaring. You couldn’t help yourself - you immediately headed towards the elevator and took rapid steps out of the station, rounding the corner and advancing on the constable, whose back was turned to you.
“Hilmarson!” you barked - Miranda flinched as she turned to face you.
“What did I do now? Am I not allowed to smoke or something?” She sounded agitated, and that made you even angrier.
“This is your fourth smoke break in the past two hours alone. If your habits are going to get in the way of your job, then I suggest you-”
“You know, you’re really stressing me out!” Miranda yelled back, gesticulating wildly as she spoke. “I’ll do my damned job, okay? You’re just really not making it easy.”
You laughed - it was hollow and sarcastic - and took a step closer to Miranda. Your face was inches away from hers now - this close, your eyes were drawn to her lips, soft and plush, trembling slightly with anger. A little scar adorned her top lip and your gaze lingered there for a moment, arousal pooling in your core - until Miranda brought the cigarette back to her mouth to take a drag.
Torn from your trance, you plucked it from her grip and dropped it to the ground, crushing it with your boot.
“Talk to me like that again and I’m sending you home for the rest of the day. Now get back upstairs.”
Miranda pushed roughly past you, her shoulder bumping into yours as she headed back into the station. You leaned against the wall and let out a loud groan, your eyes fluttering shut. Why was Miranda determined to make your day as difficult as humanly possible?
With a heavy sigh, you opened your eyes and pushed off the wall, following the constable back inside.
~~~
Your second day on the job started out significantly better than your first. You managed to eat breakfast, get coffee, and make it to work on time, all without getting a parking ticket or arguing with a certain constable. Miranda had been at her desk when you’d walked past it and, mercifully, hadn’t said a word to you - though you could feel her eyes on you as you disappeared into your office.
When you left your office for your lunch break, you found the main office empty - you figured most of your officers were taking their lunch break as well. You strode over to the little kitchen, reaching for the handle when the door swung open in your face - your body colliding with a much taller one. You heard a gasp above you and looked up to see Miranda standing directly in front of you, eyes wide, mouth hanging open in shock.
It was then that you realized your shirt suddenly felt a bit wet - your eyes fell to the half-empty bowl in Miranda���s hand, then to your torso, which was covered in milk and little pieces of cereal.
“Oh you have got to be kidding me,” you growled, pushing past Miranda and ignoring the apologies that poured profusely from her mouth. You grabbed a fistful of paper towels and dabbed at your shirt, quickly realizing that it was no use - you’d have to get changed.
You spun around when you felt a hand on your arm, glaring up at Miranda who looked down at you apprehensively. At your furious expression, she pulled her hand away as if burned. “Do you need help?”
Sighing, you closed your eyes and attempted to reign in your temper. “No,” you grit out. “It’s fine, you’ve done enough. I just have to go home to get changed, I guess.”
“Well if you don’t have a shirt with you then you can borrow mine?”
Your eyes flew open, meeting Miranda’s soft gaze before flickering down to her torso. “W-what?”
“I mean, I have an extra shirt in my locker.” Miranda gestured back towards the elevator with her thumb, a faint smirk playing upon her lips - the fact that you had just basically ogled her chest was not lost on her, apparently.
You could feel your cheeks turn red and you looked down at your own shirt, clinging to your chest - it had turned slightly see-through, and you could see your bra through the thin fabric. The drive home would cost you your entire lunch break, and Miranda did owe you for this… You sighed heavily.
“Yeah, sure.”
Miranda smiled, her eyes lighting up and crinkling at the outer corners - it was the first time you’d seen her properly smile, and it was beautiful. She crossed the kitchen and peered out the door into the office.
“The coast is clear,” she said with a grin, gesturing for you to follow her. You rolled your eyes and the two of you headed down to the empty locker rooms.
“I always bring something to change into after work,” Miranda supplied as she busied herself with opening her locker. “It might be a bit big on you but at least nobody will be able to see your bra.”
You started to unbutton your shirt, feeling Miranda’s eyes on you as you did so. It was hard to focus with the constable in such close proximity - you struggled with the buttons as you found yourself growing more and more flustered.
“Here, let me help,” she murmured, and before you could stop her, her hands were on the buttons of your shirt. Her fingers brushed against the swell of your chest, just above the fabric of your bra, and you shivered visibly, your mouth going dry.
“T-thanks but I got it,” you mumbled, gently pushing Miranda’s hand away. “Could you turn around?”
Miranda furrowed her brow, her face flushing. “Oh, sorry!” She placed a baby blue t-shirt on the bench next to you, then turned and studied the bare wall with great interest as you got changed.
“You can turn around again,” you said, clearing your throat. Miranda did as she was told, her eyes getting stuck on your chest for a moment before meeting your gaze. Your anger had all but dissipated, replaced with an unfamiliar and somewhat unsettling tension as you looked at Miranda, your stomach flipping.
“Uh, thanks,” you whispered. “For the shirt.”
Miranda’s lips curled up into a smile. “Yeah, of course. You know, I’m really excited to have another woman on the force. Last night I was looking into your case in Auckland before you got promoted - I talked to Robin about it, even she was impressed.”
For once, you were left speechless. For all the crap you’d given Miranda since meeting her, she seemed so genuine and excited to be speaking with you in that moment - you could feel yourself get flustered again, and all you could do was nod your head as she spoke.
“Oh, my lunch break is over so I have to go meet Robin but, uh, I’ll see you later, yeah?”
You nodded absentmindedly, stuck on the way Miranda’s hands moved as she spoke and the brightness of her eyes. She shot you one last grin before turning and taking long strides out of the locker rooms, leaving you to stand there in a daze, holding your wet shirt.
~~~
It was finally Friday and you’d been invited to go to the bar for drinks after work to celebrate the end of your first week - you stood in the lobby of the station, waiting for Robin to join your group before heading out.
Since the little cereal incident, you were trying to actively avoid thinking about, looking at, or talking to Miranda, but she was making that damned near impossible. When you’d returned her shirt back to her, freshly washed, she made sure to allow her fingers to brush against yours, sending a jolt of electricity through your body. She wasn’t at her desk much throughout the day, off investigating leads with Robin, and for that you were grateful - but every time you saw her desk, littered with empty takeout containers, paperwork, coffee mugs, you felt a twinge of annoyance, followed by a sinking feeling of guilt that you couldn’t quite place. As a result, you spent much more time than you wanted sitting at your desk, dissecting your feelings for the blonde but coming up empty.
The door to the station opened and a civilian walked in with a small goldendoodle on a leash. A gasp sounded to your right and you couldn’t help yourself - your eyes followed the sound just in time to see Miranda crouch down and extend her arms towards the dog, which jumped excitedly up at her, trying to lick her face.
You couldn’t tell who was more excited about the interaction - Miranda, or the dog. The blonde was letting out little squeals of delight, cooing at the dog as she buried her fingers in its fur.
“Pull yourself together, Constable,” you grumbled, annoyed mostly at yourself for the way your stomach was reacting to the sight of Miranda cuddling the dog. It was childish and unprofessional… You most definitely did not think it was cute. Not even a little bit, no… You blushed and looked away as Miranda stood up, missing the look of disappointment in her puppy-like eyes.
After that, though, you found you couldn’t even enjoy getting drinks with your colleagues - your mind was going in circles and you were unable to shake off this weird feeling in the pit of your stomach. You sat at a booth near the back of the bar, nursing a beer as everyone around you joked around and slowly got drunk.
You couldn’t keep your gaze from wandering towards Miranda, who was seated at the opposite end of the table. She sipped her beer, smiling occasionally at something one of the others said - your eyes, once again, got stuck on her smile. The upward quirk of her lips, the subtle scrunch of her nose, the wrinkles at the corners of her eyes. When she caught you staring, however, she quickly looked away, the smile sliding right off her face.
It affected you more than you would care to let on - as soon as her smile was gone, you wished for it back - desperately. And it was stupid, really - she’d somehow managed to sour your mood every single day this week, and yet your body was reacting to her in ways you hadn’t felt in a long time. With a sigh, you drained your beer and ordered a second one - this was going to be a long night.
~~~
If you’d thought your second week on the job would start better than the first, well - you’d quickly find out just how wrong you were.
Monday morning started like any other - you strode into the office with your coffee to-go cup, passing by Miranda’s empty desk. There was a half-empty bowl of cereal at the edge, stacks of manila folders and paperwork strewn over the surface, an empty, crumpled paper bag from the local bakery that had been tossed unceremoniously onto the computer keyboard. It stirred up a twinge of annoyance in you, but you tried your best to shake off the feeling.
Looking up and seeing the blonde standing at the coffee machine in the kitchen, you quickly averted your gaze and hurried to your office.
Your mind began to wander as you answered your emails and a flash of blonde through the window in your office caught your eye. Miranda walked back to her seat, a mug in her hand. She reached her desk and distractedly looked up, talking enthusiastically with Robin as she placed the mug down on a teetering pile of papers.
You looked on in horror as the pile slowly toppled over, spilling coffee all over her desk - you couldn’t bear to watch anymore, dropping your head into your hands in frustration as you heard Miranda let out a gasp.
Not my problem, you thought, trying to take steadying breaths. It wasn’t your desk that she’d spilled her coffee on, after all.
You stood and made your way to your office door, calling out for Robin.
“Yeah?”
“Did you manage to get a copy of the autopsy results already? I really need them.”
Robin shifted slightly from foot to foot, a frown growing on her face - you really didn’t like the look of that.
“Actually, I sent Miranda to get them this morning.”
Raising an eyebrow, you looked past Robin at her colleague, who was frantically wiping up the spilled coffee from her desk. “Hilmarson, can I get those autopsy results?”
Miranda looked up, freezing in her movements. Her eyes darted between you and her desk and her cheeks were rapidly turning pink. “They, uh… Got a bit soggy.” She strode over to you with a piece of paper in her hand. You took it gingerly, a look of disgust forming on your face as the entire thing was brown and dripping wet.
“What am I supposed to do with this?” you growled. Miranda shrugged sheepishly and muttered out an apology - you glared at her in return. “I need you to get me a fresh copy by this afternoon.”
Miranda opened her mouth to speak but you interrupted her, balling your hand into a fist and crumpling up the paper, tossing it on her desk. “And tidy your fucking desk like a grown up,” you snarled.
Miranda’s face was red as she turned sharply on her heel and stormed out of the office, taking large strides towards the elevators and disappearing from view.
“She grows on you,” Robin supplied quietly, watching you watch Miranda. You snorted.
“I doubt it.” Your stomach churned uncomfortably even as you said those words. Why did this woman have such an effect on you?
“She’s been having a rough time, ever since the breakup with Adrian.” Your eyes widened at this piece of information - you’d known about Adrian’s affair, of course, but you’d never thought it would be with Miranda. “They were going to have a baby together, you know.”
You coughed, choking on your own saliva. “They what?” You couldn’t picture Miranda as a mother - she was far too clumsy and chaotic… and goofy. And generous. Okay, maybe you could picture it, a little bit. Your stomach churned uncomfortably - you didn’t know the details of the affair, but breakups were rough - you’d moved across the country after your last breakup. You suddenly felt ashamed for being such a bitch to her.
“Yeah, well…” You cleared your throat awkwardly. “I have a lot of work to do, so if you don’t mind…” You forced a smile and Robin raised her eyebrows, nodding and leaving you be. You tried to focus after that but you couldn’t, your mind wandering quite insistently to a certain constable. Guilt began to gnaw at your insides after having been so harsh with her. You’d have to - you wanted to - apologize for your behavior.
You locked yourself in your office and finished replying to your emails. Even half an hour later, Miranda was still not at her desk - nor was she in the kitchen, the locker rooms, or the alley under your window. You finally found her behind the station, looking out over the water and smoking a cigarette.
“Hey,” you called, your heart clenching when you saw Miranda flinch as she turned to face you.
“Oh fuck. Look, I’m sorry, okay, I-”
“I’m the one who should apologize. Robin told me it was you.”
Miranda’s face scrunched up in confusion. She dropped her cigarette and took a step towards you. “Sorry?”
“You know, with Adrian.”
Recognition flooded Miranda’s features and she dropped her gaze to the pavement. “Oh.” She let out a hollow chuckle and turned again, walking towards the water and lowering herself to sit at the edge. You followed and took a seat next to her, leaving a healthy distance between the two of you.
“Men are pigs, you know?” Miranda said after a moment’s silence. A loud snort escaped your lips, causing Miranda to laugh - you hadn’t heard her laugh so freely before, but it made your heart soar and you thought it might be your new favorite sound in the world. It wasn’t quite melodic, not necessarily akin to birdsong - it was loud and unabashed and very Miranda, and for some reason you found you really liked that. You couldn’t help but laugh, too.
“You’re alright, you know that, Hilmarson?” you said with a grin, gently bumping your shoulder into hers. Miranda’s laughter slowly died out but the smile remained on her face, accompanied by a faint blush.
“Thanks. You are, too.”
~~~
“Hilmarson.” You slung your jacket over your shoulder as you strode past Miranda’s desk the following day around noon. Her eyes grew wide and she dropped the pen she was holding, straightening her posture. “Come with me.”
Miranda scrambled to get up, slipping her phone into her pocket and following you to the elevators and out of the building.
“Where are we going?” she asked, confusion evident in her tone as she scurried after you. You bypassed the parking lot, heading down the street instead.
“You’ll see,” you said with a smirk, wordlessly offering Miranda a cigarette. She fumbled around in her pocket for a lighter but you were quicker, holding up your own. “Hold still,” you murmured, holding the lighter up to her cigarette and lighting it for her, your eyes catching on the way her long, slender fingers held it, as if it were a delicate thing.
Your destination was a nearby coffee shop, and you held the door open for Miranda to step through. “After you,” you purred, smirking at Miranda’s wide eyes. After a moment’s hesitation, she scrambled into the cafe, waiting awkwardly for you at the counter.
“It’s on me,” you said before ordering yourself a latte and a sandwich. “Get anything you like.”
Minutes later, you were sitting together at a little table in the corner.
“Look,” you started with a sigh. Miranda tilted her head. “Can we start over? I haven’t exactly been fair to you. You aren’t the reason I was late last week. I was angry and took it out on you, and that was really shitty of me.”
“I did spill cereal all over your shirt, though,” Miranda murmured with a sheepish grin, her cheeks turning adorably rosy.
“Yeah. Yeah, you did,” you said with a laugh. “That’s not the point, though. You’re too good to let yourself get walked all over, you know that?”
Miranda shrugged, unable to fully meet your gaze and focusing instead on her panini, out of which she took a huge bite.
“Not by me, not by Constable Brown, not by Adrian - you’re a solid officer and you have potential, you just need to stand your ground more.”
“Oh god,” Miranda spoke through a full mouth, her voice slightly garbled, her eyes wide. “Is this a performance review or something?”
You laughed, your stomach flipping as her blush deepened. “No. I just…” You hesitated, biting your lip and looking away. I just really like you. “I just wanted to apologize. I want us to work together, not against each other.”
“Really?” Miranda grinned, her eyes sparkling - the hope written across her face nearly made your heart stop, and you nodded. “I was so scared when I found out you were my new boss. I really thought you hated me.”
“I did, too,” you said with a laugh. “But… for the record, I don’t. I hope you don’t hate me.”
Miranda’s cheeks puffed out as she chewed and she smiled widely. “I don’t.”
~~~
Ever since your lunch “date”, your feelings for Miranda were only growing. Your heart skipped a beat when you caught sight of her at the station, your stomach fluttered when you heard her voice. You even found yourself timing your smoke breaks with hers, just so you would have an excuse to chat with her and bask in her presence.
The following Friday at the bar, Miranda chose to sit down next to you. She placed a beer in front of you and offered you a wide smile - you felt your face flush as you muttered out an uncharacteristically shy “thank you”.
The two of you listened to your colleagues talk and banter - or rather, perhaps Miranda was listening, but you definitely weren’t. You were far too focused on the constable and your close proximity to one another; the way her shoulder bumped yours every so often, the way her hand flexed around her beer bottle, the way her throat bobbed whenever she took a sip.
Miranda laughed, throwing her head back, her shoulders shaking. She looked to the side, meeting your gaze - you couldn’t help but grin giddily back at her, chuckling a bit, and you could see her cheeks turn red as she returned your grin.
After your third beer, you started to feel a little daring - you placed your hand gingerly on her thigh, your touch feather light as you were afraid of crossing a line. To your surprise, Miranda placed her own hand on top of yours - it was warm and soft and large, and you could feel your pulse pick up as her long fingers curled slightly around yours. When you dared to steal a glance in her direction, you could see a soft smile playing upon her lips.
~~~
“Hey.” A low voice coming from the doorway to your office caused you to look up from your laptop. A smile involuntarily spread across your face seeing Miranda leaning awkwardly against the doorframe, her hands clasped behind her back.
“Hi,” you replied - Miranda hadn’t come into your office proactively since you’d started working at the station, but you supposed a lot had changed in the past few days. “Do you need something?”
Miranda shook her head. “No, I, uh, I actually wanted to ask if you’d want to come over to my place for a beer or something tonight?”
“Oh.” A swarm of butterflies erupted in your stomach at the prospect of spending one-on-one time with the blonde - who was looking increasingly like she was about to throw up, the longer you took to reply. “Yeah, yes, I would love to.”
Miranda’s eyes widened. “Okay, great. I’ll send you my address. How’s 7?”
“7 is perfect,” you said with a growing blush, chuckling as Miranda rushed back to her desk to grab her phone - your own phone pinged with a text moments later: an address.
~~~
You showed up promptly at 7, your heart pounding fiercely against your ribcage as you knocked on the door to Miranda’s apartment.
The door swung open to reveal the tall blonde, wearing the blue shirt she’d loaned you after spilling cereal all over you, as well as a pair of shorts.
“Blue is definitely your color,” you said before you could stop yourself. It really was, though - it brought out the blues of her eyes, making them shine and sparkle against her pale skin.
“Thank you,” Miranda said with a laidback grin, gesturing for you to enter her apartment. It surprised you to see that it wasn’t as messy as you’d have assumed it to be - it was definitely lived in, but it was clean and had very home-y vibes. More than anything, the first thing you noticed was the smell. It smelled like Miranda - light and clean, but with the faint scent of cigarettes clinging to the air. Her shirt had smelled like that, too, when you’d borrowed it, and though you never would have admitted it back then, you’d buried your nose in the fabric more than once before begrudgingly washing and returning it.
Miranda offered you a beer and guided you to her living room, settling on the couch and motioning for you to join her. The couch was relatively small and though you tried to leave some space between you, your knee ended up pressing lightly against Miranda’s thigh.
Despite your nerves, it somehow felt right to be in her space. You felt as though you were able to see a whole new side to Miranda - a side that you really liked. As the two of you engaged in some timid small-talk, you couldn’t help but wonder why she’d invited you - you hoped it was for the same reason that you’d said yes.
“God, I was so nervous to ask you to come over,” Miranda said with a cackle, shaking her head at herself before taking a swig of her beer.
“Were you?” The thought amused you greatly, and it gave you a shot of confidence. You dropped your voice an octave and leaned forward. “Do I make you nervous?”
Miranda looked like a deer caught in headlights, her eyes widening. Your eyes flicked briefly to her lips, to her wet, pink tongue darting out to lick them, and you found yourself leaning even closer.
“What would you do if I kissed you right now?” you murmured, scanning Miranda’s face for any sign of discomfort. Miranda’s pupils dilated and her lips parted slightly.
“I would kiss you back,” she whispered, her gaze landing on your lips.
“Yeah?” you whispered back with a smile. Miranda nodded slowly.
“Uh-huh.”
You closed the gap, your lips meeting hers - she tasted like beer and cigarettes, and her lips were impossibly soft. She kissed you back eagerly, whimpering a little as your tongue darted out over her lower lip.
You pulled back, your cheeks covered in a light blush.
“I’m sorry, I hope that wasn’t-” you started, but Miranda interrupted you with a second kiss, this one deeper and hungrier than the first as her hands grabbed your cheeks, holding you in place. Her tongue licked greedily at the seam of your lips, which you immediately parted for her. You let out a deep groan as her tongue slipped into your mouth, dancing with yours in near-desperation.
“You taste so good,” Miranda moaned, her voice low and sultry, and desire pooled in your core.
“Mmmh,” was all you could reply as your hands gripped at Miranda’s waist and you swung your leg over her lap to straddle her. Her hands slid down to your waist, then your hips, then came to rest on top of your thighs. She gave them a squeeze and you found yourself involuntarily grinding your pelvis into her lap, her touch sending your body into overdrive.
“Oh, fuck,” you whispered, Miranda swallowing your words as your bodies pressed against each other, a steady and suffocating heat building between the two of you.
The constable’s hands slipped under your ass and she turned you onto your back - breaking the kiss only briefly to position herself above you. One of her knees came to rest between your legs and she pushed it against your core, drawing a groan from your throat. The pressure was delicious against your aching sex and you bucked your hips to get some much-needed relief.
Miranda’s lips left your own and began to trail down your chin, your throat, your chest, stopping at the top button of your shirt - hot, wet, needy. She lifted her head and you looked down to meet her gaze - her pupils were blown wide with lust, her cheeks gorgeously flushed, her hair tousled.
“We- fuck,” you started breathily, finding it almost impossible to think as Miranda’s knee pressed against your clit. “We should slow down.”
Miranda nodded, her eyes widening and her cheeks bright red as she reluctantly pulled her leg away from your cunt. You bit down on your lower lip to stop a whine from slipping out at the loss of friction.
The constable settled half on top of you, leaning against the back of the couch and propping her head up on her arm. She closed her eyes as she tried to steady her heavy, ragged breathing. “Right. Sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry,” you whispered, your voice hoarse with want. “I just don’t want to take advantage of you.”
Miranda’s eyes snapped open and she met your gaze, a slow, easy grin spreading across her face. “You’re not. I want this.”
“I don’t think I just want this,” you mumbled, closing your eyes and swallowing hard. “I want you.”
“I want you, too.”
You opened your eyes and met Miranda’s bright, eager gaze, searching her face for any hint of doubt or hesitation. “Are you sure?”
Miranda nodded and you lunged forward, your lips crashing into hers as your hand snaked its way around the back of her head, holding her in place. Your fingers threaded through her hair - it felt like silk under your skin.
Your other hand settled on her waist, tugging her on top of you - her body weight pressed you down into the couch and you groaned at the feeling. You needed more, you wanted more, so your hands found the hem of Miranda’s t-shirt and you slipped underneath it. Her bare skin was impossibly smooth, and you felt electricity coursing through your body at the feeling of her soft hips in your hands. Your hands found their way up her back and you raked your nails over the expanse of it, pleased with the hungry growl that escaped Miranda’s lips.
Finding the clasp of her bra, you unclipped it, slipping a hand around to the front of her torso and under the loose fabric to palm her breast. She grasped desperately at your waist as your warm palm rubbed over her nipple, rolling it into a hard peak. Miranda let out a breathy sigh and sat up, straddling your waist and pulling her shirt off. Her bra followed, and both were discarded on the floor behind the couch.
You felt the air leave your lungs as you stared up at Miranda - your mouth going dry. Her rosy nipples contrasted against her pale skin, her abdomen rippled with every heaving breath that she took. You couldn’t help but reach out and touch her, caressing her hips, her stomach, her breasts - flicking your thumbs over her pert nipples and watching them harden further.
Sitting up, you hungrily took one of the rosy buds into your mouth, sucking greedily and soothing your tongue over it as you felt Miranda’s hands thread through your hair. You repeated the process on her other nipple, thoroughly pleased with yourself when Miranda let out a soft, breathy moan - one that was so deliciously pornographic that you felt a wave of arousal course through you, your panties growing damp.
You released Miranda’s nipple, your hands drifting down to the buckle of her belt and making quick work of undoing it. Miranda took the hint, removing her pants in a hurry and then focusing her attention on your own clothes. Your own shirt was unbuttoned and tossed aside in an instant, your pants tugged down your legs and dropped onto the floor with the rest of the clothing.
Miranda’s bare skin was hot against your own and you pulled her back down on top of you, your pussy throbbing as her nipples brushed against yours. You kissed her with hunger and passion, your left hand palming her ass as your right hand found its way between your bodies to cup her pussy over her underwear.
The constable groaned, immediately grinding against your hand - you noticed that she’d soaked through the thin cotton of her underwear. You pulled the fabric aside and curled your fingers against the length of her slit, letting out a gasp as you felt her dripping for you.
“I need you,” she whined, shuddering as your fingers explored her folds - letting out a strangled whimper when you smeared her wetness over her clit and began to draw lazy circles over the bundle of nerves.
Miranda turned out to be as loud as she was sensitive - you found it easy to bring her to the edge, time and time again, your fingers applying a gentle pressure to her clit and pumping easily in and out of her, her slick walls drawing your digits in and clenching tightly around them. Her unabashed moans filled the air, echoing off the walls of the living room and having you wondering - only briefly, though - how thick those walls were.
After her fifth orgasm, when the stimulation finally became too much for her, Miranda whimpered and shifted her pelvis away from you. Taking the hint, you pulled your hand out of her underwear, your fingers shining with her arousal. You lifted them to Miranda’s face, smirking when she immediately opened her mouth and allowed you to place your fingers on her tongue. She sucked them clean, her flushed cheeks hollowing out, her kiss-swollen lips wrapped around your knuckles.
You leaned forward to kiss her as she released your fingers, eager to taste the remnants of her orgasm on her tongue. The taste was heavenly - you were almost sorry that Miranda was so overstimulated - you’d have given everything to go down on her.
She pulled back from the kiss, her hot, heavy breath ghosting over your face as she rested her forehead against your own, trying to steady her breathing. A bead of sweat had collected on her forehead and you reached up to wipe it away, tucking a strand of mussed hair behind her ear. It was too short, of course, and immediately fell back into her face - it made you smile, and Miranda smiled - no, beamed - back, her eyes sparkling.
“I hope that wasn’t too much,” you whispered into the silence - Miranda blushed and shook her head no. Her fingers danced along the waistband of your underwear, lightly at first as she leaned in for a languid kiss. Then her fingers curled under the waistband and began tugging, her lips trailing down your jaw, your throat, your sternum, your stomach - soft, warm, wet, hungry. She tugged your underwear down your legs, her lips immediately replacing the fabric as she pressed kisses to your mound, to your inner thighs - finally disappearing between your legs.
You felt her tongue lap hungrily at your folds, little noises of pleasure coming from between your thighs and vibrating against your cunt. It was both adorable and extremely hot at the same time, how eagerly Miranda ate you out - sloppy, yet determined (and very skilled, you noted mentally, letting out a filthy groan as her lips latched onto your clit, her tongue flicking at the sensitive little bundle).
By the time Miranda was finished with you, your thighs were trembling and your breathing was ragged. The constable pressed one final kiss to your clit, before sitting up and grinning goofily down at you. Her chin was coated in your slick and her cheeks were flushed, and you couldn’t help but loop an arm around her neck and pull her close, licking your own arousal off her face before meeting her lips in a slow, sensual kiss.
After what felt like hours holding each other, kissing and regaining your breaths, you felt your eyes begin to grow heavy and you sighed.
“I should probably get going,” you murmured, your voice slightly hoarse.
“Yeah - of course.” Miranda blushed as she pushed herself off you. “Can you just wait here?”
You nodded, furrowing your brows as the constable stood and walked out of the room. You heard the tap running, then she came back with a wet washcloth.
“Is it okay if I…” Her eyes darted down between your legs as she took a seat next to you.
It was your turn to blush. “Yeah, that’s okay. Thanks.”
Miranda cleaned you up with great care, being extra gentle as she soothed the washcloth over your clit. When she was done, you got dressed in silence, then allowed Miranda to walk you to the door. She paused with her hand on the doorknob.
“Would you want to…” she trailed off, not quite able to meet your gaze.
“Are you busy Saturday? Would you like to go on a date with me?” You couldn’t help but smile as Miranda’s eyes widened and she began to nod, a look of relief washing over her face as her lips curled upwards.
“Yeah - I’m not busy, I would love to.”
“Good.” You smirked, leaning in to press your lips to Miranda’s - her breath hitched in her chest. “I’ll see you at work tomorrow.”
You turned to leave, exiting the apartment and walking down the hall. Turning around to wave goodbye, you could see Miranda smiling as her head poked out from behind the door.
That night, you fell asleep with a soft smile on your face and a warmth in your belly - already mentally planning your date.
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A/N: I replied to a request ages ago it was george Weasley x fem Slytherin reader ending with smut and I just spent like 3 hours editing and adding to it to improve it. Here you go :) 💗
Warnings: smut, p in v, praise kink if you squint (barely there), orgasm denial, overstimulation, cunnilingus, deapthroating, Draco kinda being an ass, harry kinda being an ass too, swearing idk if I missed anything out let me know please :) ❤
Word count 4350 (yes I did make it so it was an even number for people with OCD like me because it's something normal and shouldn't be alienated it should be acknowledged and people should do things to help people with OCD out)
"George, Geooooorgggeee GEORGE" George snapped out of his day dream with a start. "What fred" George said rolling his eyes lifting his head from his fist to look at his twin. "You're staring at her... AGAIN" Fred said exasperated.
"How can I NOT she's gorgeous, she has nice eyes, nice hair, amazing smile, her laugh literally sounds like a Phoenix song and don't even get me started on her personality... " George rambled on dreamily
"She's a Slytherin George" Harry deadpanned interrupting him rudely
"She's not actually half bad mate considering that she's a pure blood Slytherin and all that she doesn't seem to obsessed with purebloods" Fred told the bespectacled boy pointedly
"See" George said
"Even Fred agrees that she's amazingly gorgeous" "woah woah woah I never said that... " Fred started
"George stop being a mushy simp and just go ask her out if you're that in love with her " Ron said annoyed
"But what if she rejects me or.... " George started. It's unusual for him to be so hesitant in asking a girl out this completely opposed his usual confident demeanor.
"JUST GO" Harry Ron and Hermione said in unison
"Fine fine I'll go but if I get rejected all three of you owe me 5 gallions" George exclaimed standing from the Gryffindor table and walking over towards where you were sat at the Slytherin table
"Hey Y/N...." He started
"Oh here comes the carrot top blood traitor " Draco interrupted seethingly
"Draco shut up and stop" You said to him firmly "what I'm just saying it how it is Y/N" he said clearly annoyed by the presence of George
"I said.... Stop" You said firmly glaring at him furiously
"Fine" he said moodily and returning to the conversation he was having with pansy
You stood up and walked over to where George was stood a couple of feet away
"I'm so sorry about him" you said "he's actually really caring beneath all of the pure blood shit his parents just sort of brainwashed him.. Especially his dad. Anyway sorry I'm rambling on what's wrong? "
"It's fine don't worry I don't take it to heart but thank you for you know... Standing up for me" George told you blushing ever so slightly
" that's absolutely fine I'm glad to help out a fellow blood traitor " you said jokingly. Everyone knew that you had a horrible relationship with your parents and they had disowned you so for now you were living at the Malfoy man or much to Lucius' dismay.
" so what can I help you with? " you asked grinning up at him
"Well I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to maybe go out to Hogsmede with me this weekend" he said blushing furiously scratching the back of his neck nervously
"Of course, I would love to ! " you said happily "do you want me to drop by the Gryffindor common room then we can walk down together? " you asked
"No absolutely no you're the lady so I'm picking you up at YOUR common room okay!? " he said pointedly regaining his usual confidence now that he hadn't been rejected. He wasn't about to let you be the man of the date you deserve to be treated like a princess
"okay so that's a date then? " you said smiling. You were pleased that finally one of the boys that had asked you on a date had the decency to pick you up. (You have had A LOT of boys asking you out because you were the heart throb of Slytherin. You weren't a slag or anything like that but you'd been through a quarter of your year )
"Yea sure.. That's a date " he replied
"okay I'll see you on Saturday I'll talk to you later or I'm going to be late for charms " you said checking your watch "ok, see ya" George said
You both turned to walk away but then
"George hang on a sec" you said jogging over to him "What's wr..... " he started. But you cut him off as you stood on your tip toes and kissed him lightly on the cheek "thanks for asking me out" you said and before he even got a chance to open his mouth to reply you had already jogged off to your next lesson.
Fred walked back to his friends stunned and madly blushing. "So you got the date then judging by that oh so innocent gesture that left you in this state" Fred said grinning madly knowing that he would tease George for at least 2 weeks for being in such a state after one kiss on the cheek by a girl
"Yea" George said still stunned his cheeks flushed still
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(Saturday)
George stood outside the Slytherin common room waiting for you to come out.
"Sorry I kept you waiting I couldn't find my purse and I wanted to pop into zonko's so I wasn't about to leave without my purse" you said slightly flushed you had just spent the last 10 minutes rushing around looking for your purse.
"That's absolutely fine and thank God you're off into zonko's because me and Fred need some more Dr Filibuster's Fireworks we ran out last week when we got detention for setting them off during transfiguration" George said smiling at the memory
"Right then good sir off to zonko's we go" you said poshly "Why of course my lady" George replied playing along and and bowing deeply offering you his hand graciously. You took it just as graciously
"why thank you kind sir" you said
You both walked off laughing and chatting animatedly. Once you had been to zonko's for a few hours George turned to you and asked
"Where to next? "
"We are NOT going to madam Puddifoots anywhere but there! " you said seriously
"Oh thank god you said that! " George said sounding relieved "three broomsticks? " you asked
"Yep definitely" he replied grinning.
Once you had arrived at the three broomsticks and chosen a table George asked "butter beer? "
"yes please let me get out my pur... " you started but George interrupted you
"absolutely not fuck no I'm not letting you pay for your own drink I'm paying and that's final. Now do you want your drink hot or cold" he said firmly giving you a dont-you-dare-argue-with-me look. Usually you would pay for it yourself as you had been brought up to be independent and do everything yourself (another toxic trait your parents had passed onto you)
"George are you sure?? " you said feeling a little bit guilty "yes I'm absolutely sure" he said "hot or cold? " he asked again "George it's in the middle of summer... " you said looking at him with a 'seriously' look
" I take that as cold" he said laughing and going to order your drinks. About 2 mins later George came back with your drinks he sat down and took a sip. You looked at him and snorted with laughter.
"What?? " he said confused
"you've got a little something there" you said pointing to your the end of your nose. George had gotten the froth of his butter beer on his nose. He wiped the tip of his nose with the back of his hand. "Have I got it?? " he asked
"yea" you said laughing
He hadn't got it but you thought you'd have a little fun and let him believe that he had.
"Y/N I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to come back to the Gryffindor common room once we've got back to the castle instead of going back to yours? " he asked "Yea sure I'd like that" you said smiling and trying to surprise your laughter at the fact that he still had butter beer froth on the end of his nose luckily he didn't notice.
After about 3 rounds of butter beer you both decided to head back to the Gryffindor common room. "Do you think your friends will be ok with me in your common room considering I'm a Slytherin? " you asked George "Of course they will! " George said surprised
"Are you sure? . You don't think I'll make anyone uncomfortable do you? " you asked
George half absent mindedly threaded his hand through yours and said "I promise no one is going to mind"
He noticed that he had taken your hand in his and let go immediately
"sorry" he said "I wasn't thinking"
"no it's ok" you said grabbing his hand again and looking up at him "I liked it" he down smiled at you holding onto your hand more tightly.
You got to the portrate of the fat lady George stood there and said "shit I forgot the password ummmm.... "
"Daisy's " you said and the door opened George looked at you "how did you... "
"overheard one of the prefects telling Neville the other day" you said smiling
"you're amazing" he said awestruck "after you" he gestured
You walked in and looked around
"oh my god it's so much nicer in here, the Slytherin common room is shit compared to this " you said amazed. George laughed "I'm glad you like it , come on " he put his hand on the small of your back and guided you to the sofa. He sat down and you sat next to him he put an arm around you and you leant into him
"Ah is this the lovely Y/N? " Fred said coming over to you and George offering you a welcoming smile he sat beside you and you offered to shake his hand. He took your hand but jumped back immediately. You and George shook with laughter
"Electric shock ring" you said wheezing "got it from Zonko's" . Fred grinned at you then looked at George "I like this one" he said then he looked at you "welcome to the family"
He looked at George again and then furrowed his brows slightly looking at the froth still on his nose. "Geo.." He started but then stopped as you put a finger to your lips and mouthed "don't tell him" he winked at you understanding the assignment
Luckily George didn't notice this interaction as he was too occupied with the arrival of Harry, Ron, Hermione and, Ginny.
"Hi Y/N" Ginny said as though you had been friends for years
"Hi Ginny " you said smiling kindly at her
"Oh yea sorry hi to everyone else as well " you added
"Hi" Hermione said sitting down opposite to you
"Hi" Ron said sitting next to Hermione
"Hi" Harry said coldly sitting on the other side of Hermione which was a mistake because as soon as he sat down Hermione elbowed him hard in the ribs
"Ow what did you do that for? " he said to Hermione
"Because you need to watch your tone not every Slytherin is an asshole " Hermione said pointedly
"It's ok I get it" You said looking down "I guess.... Not everyone knows how amazing I am " you said putting the back of your hand to your forehead and pretending to faint onto George.
Everyone laughed and Harry let out a sort of snort of laughter
Hermione elbowed him again looking at him pointedly. He rolled his eyes"Sorry" he said half hartedlh "i guess you don't seem too bad"
"Don't seem too bad! " you exclaimed looking scandalized "What treachery is this? " you said looking to George wide eyed and offended
"Why my lady, I do not know! " George said playing along "Alright I take it back your amazing" Harry said laughing at the shared ridiculousness you and George had. He was still a bit cold towards you after that but eventually he warmed up to you and stopped being an ass.
Somehow Fred had managed to tell the others not to mention the butter beer froth without George noticing. So after an hour or so of just the 7 of you talking George said
"Why do you lot keep staring at the tip of my nose ? "
"No reason " Fred said innocently
"pffftt yea right" George said sarcastically. He got up to look in the mirror just above the fire place he turned around and looked at you.
"You little shit" he said "you told me I got it" he said wiping the froth off of his nose
You and the others laughed
"So you're telling me that for the past 4 hours I've had this shit on my face"
You and the others were now histerically laughing at Georges pissed off face
"Yep" you said grinning at him maliciously.He came over to you grabbed a pillow and threw it at you. You caught it and threw it back hitting him square in the face. This kick started off a big pillow fight between the 7 of you. You ran up into the boys dorm as George ran after you with a particularly big pillow. You managed to get up there 15 seconds before he did. You grabbed a pillow off of one of the beds and drew the curtains around the bed but hid underneath the bed knowing that you could ambush George when he opened up the curtains on the 4 poster bed.
George came up with his pillow and (predictably) went straight to the bed with the curtains closed. He ripped open the curtain and lept onto the bed expecting to find you there. You shot out from underneath the bed and ambushed him. He flipped onto his back and held his arms above his face laughing. You were almost straddling him with both your knees either side of him you were hovering just above him. After a couple of hits you threw the pillow to the side and put both of your hands either side of his head panting slightly.
"Accepts defeat! " You told him grinning
"never! " he said and flipped the two of you, so he was above you.
"Ha" he said
"ugh shut up" you groaned
"make me " he started smirking
"fine" you replied. You trapped the back of his neck and brought his lips crashing down onto yours.
You kissed him passionately and to your surprise after a couple of seconds he kissed you back with just as much passion .
He reacted instantly and within seconds his hands were trailing down your body and stopping at your hips, his thumbs caressing them.
He pulled away from the kiss , flustered and slightly pink in the cheeks.
You both felt it now ,the definite sexual tension between the two of you, he was already half hard and you were begginng to get wet a dull ache that needed to be cured setting between your legs. You both knew what was gonna happen next. And things became more serious as the sexual tension built up.
He looked into your eyes "This ok? " he asked not wanting to do anything without your permission (COZ CONSENT IS FIT)
He uooked his thumbs into the band of your jeans to indicate what he meant, not that he needed to though.
You nodded your head
"Words sweetheart. I won't do anything without verbal consent " he said slightly cautiously
"George? "
"Mhm"
"Ruin me" you whispered seductively
His lips smashed down onto yours as you both made out passionately. He brought his knee up and settled it between your legs putting the much needed pressure on your aching (and now dripping wet) pussy.
"George please" you said breathlessly, wanting more.
He took action heeding your request and gradually you began to undress each other as you continued to kiss.
George stopped the kiss his hands on your bra clasp. He looked in you again, looking for consent. You gave a small nod and he took off your bra (with a tiny bit of difficulty) and threw it to the side. He stared at you completely dumb struck
"You're fucking gorgeous" he said kissing the valley between your breasts
You chuckled your breath hitching slightly at the contact "you're not to bad yourself" you said staring at his abs
He grinned and started kissing his way down your body. He stopped came back up and began to knead your breasts with his hands.
You let out a soft breathy moan, which spurred him on further. You had very sensitive breasts so every touch felt like heaven. He began to play with your nipples alternating between sucking on your right nipple and kneeding your left breast one minute then sucking on your left nipple and kneeding your right breast the next minute.
After about 5 minutes of this he moved back up to your lips and began making out with you again, eagerly you met his lips and kissed him back. His moved away from your lips slowly kissing his way along your jawline and finding the sweet spot on your neck and sucking on it leaving a (very dark) hickey behind and making you moan softly at the sensation.
After making a few more (noticeable) hickeys on your neck, he slowly kissed his way down your body keeping eye contact with you the whole time. When he got to your knickers ((panties if you're American)) he asked
"May I? "
"Yes" you said "please,... Be my guest"
He smiled and took your knickers ((again panties if you're American)) off and spread your legs gently with his hands. He looked you in the eyes before dipping down and slowly licking the length of your pussy. You let out a moan and thread your hands through his hair, not to push him just to have your hands there.
"Fucking gorgeous girl" he said, more to himself but it made you blush nonetheless
After a few more slow licks, he started to speed up. Focusing on your sensitive clit he alternated between circles and flicking your clit with his tongue. Every now and again he dipped his tongue into your cunt and tested your hole. He would start and stop his actions alternatively so when he started again it was a pleasant surprise that made moans and profanities spring from your mouth. You noticed you were coming close to your orgasm and chased it, you began to slightly buck your hips into him whilst your moans and the string of pleas' and sweet nothings became more frequent and louder . He lapped at your pussy faster and your moans were now just endless strings .
You felt a knot forming in your stomach as he focused all of his attention onto your bundle of nerves
"Gorge... " you moaned out your hands curling into his hair
He seemed to understand and started sucking on your clit and brought up two long slender digits and began to pump two fingers into your (now drenched and dripping) pussy. You felt the knot get tighter and tighter until it almost snapped.
Just as you we're about to cum George stopped much to your dismay
"George please" you whimpered
"Shhhh I've got you love " he cooed as he brought your legs up onto his shoulders and used one hand to arch your back wonderully. He delved back into his actions faster than before and your nerve ending we're deliciously tingling, every part of your body tingling in anticipation. The new position brought you onto new levels pleasure and after another minute off all this the coil that had been getting tighter and tighter and tighter finally snapped.
You tilted your head head back letting out a loud moan your thighs shook around his head . He continued his actions relentlessly and you were sure he sped up.
"Fuck George I can't.. " you whimpered, begging to get overestimated
He lifted his head his chin covered in your juices, "c'mon love give me another one you can do that for me can't you? "
"Okay" you said
"Good girl" he said as he went straight back to his assault on your pussy.
He pushed up a bit with his hand, arching your back more as he hummed into your pussy sending vibrations through your body. It didn't take long for you to cum again as you were still extremely sensitive from your last orgasm.
The coil snapped again and you came, hard, your thighs shaking again and your hands gripping onto the bed sheets and you let out a string of (almost pornographic) moans, praises and profanities.
He slowed his actions wanting to fully milk you of your orgasm before stopping and wiping his ching with his fingers and then sucking them clean.
"God you taste amazing" he stated almost dreamily
Panting you said "you're good, like.... Really good"
He grinned and replied "it's only going to get better from here"
"Fuck I don't know if I can come again" you said uncertain as you were already overstimulated
He moved back up to your dance and put a finger underneath the tip of your chin and kissed you softly and gently.
"Don't worry love, I'll go gentle with you"
He unbuckled his belt and took his trousers off discarding them somewhere near the foot of the bed on the floor. He pumped himself a couple times before you sat up and moved his hand out the way.
"Let me" you said, wanting to repay the favour
He gave you a nod leaning back onto his elbows and you started pumping him up and down slowly. He hummed in appraisal as you spread up your actions.you leant down and took his cock into your mouth taking him completely
"Fuck" he moaned as he tiled his head back closing his eyes.
Your deal throated him until he nearly came and he put a hand in your hair stopping your actions
"Keep going like that and I'll finish before I'm inside of you"
You stopped and sat back up and he did to before leaning over to get a condom out of the draw on the night stand.
"Wrap it before you tap it" he grinned and slid the condom on his dick
You laughed lightly. He put his hand on your hips gliding you to lay down and you complied and one again he was on top of you.
He hovered over you his penis at your entrance
"You ready? " he asked cautiously
In answer to this you flipped the two of over so you were on top and you slid onto his dick, completely bottoming out the both of you letting out a loud mian. You gave your self a minute adjusting to his size, he was a bit bigger than the guys you've been with before.
"I take that as a yes" he said breathless pleasantly surprised by your actions
You began to ride his dick your hands ghosting his soft ripple of abs. You were slow at first then gradually became faster. You were both letting out streams of moans and saying sweet nothings to each other as you both neared your climax.He became needy and he started to thrust his hips up to meet yours and you started thrusting in sync.
He bought his hand to your pussy to stimulate your puffy overused clit further with his fingers and in return you kissed him slightly biting his bottom lip with the overstimulation of pleasure , your hand threading through his hair, almost massaging his head.
As you both neared your climax your motions became sloppy and out of sync. He came first , groaning out your name as you continued your actions until you came every nerve in your body deliciously burning, your pussy clenching around his dick as pleasure harshly ripples through you as you cane for the 3rd time that night just this time you came around his cock moaning out his name in vice versa.
You collapsed beside him both of you panting. "Best. Ive. Ever. Had" he stated firmly threading his hand through yours and interlocking your fingers.
"You took the words right out of my mouth" you replied
After about 5 minutes of the two of you you just laying there catching your breath and restoring your heart rates to normal he sat up.
"I'm gonna go clean up in the shower..... Care to join" he said"I would love to" you replied
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After the two of you showered and dried yourselves off (he mostly took care if you since you could barely walk) you walked (actually he carried you bridal style) back into the dorm.
"You can borrow some of my Pj's if you want" he offered placing you gently on the bed and pulling out to pairs of PJ's
"You want me to stay the night? " you asked surprised
"Umh..... Yea! Obviously" he said as though it was the most abvious thing in the world
You grinned "chuck us the PJ's then"
He laughed throwing them to you "Y/N you can stay any night you want"
"Thanks" you replied putting on his PJ's. Obviously they were too bug for you but you didn't didn't mind as they were comfy. You both got into his bed (him spooning you from behind) and you both fell asleep after about another half hour of just talking about nothing.
A/N: second time writing smut I'm pretty sure it's shit but who cares. If you have constructive criticism PLEASE feel free to comment thank you so much for reading and please request because I'm bored.
Love from me ❤❤
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Y1 Fall | Summary 🍂
🏘️ Population
Births: 2
Deaths: 0
Move-ins: 1
Total residents: 13
Total households: 6
Total businesses: 1
Total population: 13 (x1 multiplier)
🔓 Unlocked
Community lots + townies -> unlocked when Celine became best friends with Daphne and was promoted to Campaign Manager
Paranormal career (1 spot) -> unlocked when Percy transformed into a plantsim
Gamer career (1 spot) -> unlocked for the Porter household after purchasing three games/consoles
Education career (1 spot) -> unlocked when Ethan aged into a child
💼 Businesses & Careers
Percy’s unnamed business closed
Celine Quinn was promoted to Politics level 4
Drew Porter joined the Gamer career and is level 7
Sophie Sutton joined the Education career and is level 2
Miles Hendricks joined the Journalism career and is level 1
💗 Household Recap
Quinn: Jonah wrote a novel about his late best friend, Hugo, but never received his royalties. Celine threw her morals away for a chance card and a big promotion. After unlocking community lots for the 'hood, Celine and Jonah finally got married at a roof-raising wedding and welcomed a baby daughter, Melody.
Gill: Percy was forced to close his business, thanks to a ROS. He booty-called Sophie and shocked me by having three bolts with her. After a dream date, Sophie seemed ready to get married, but she rejected Percy when he asked her to go steady. Also, Percy accidentally turned into a plantsim at some point. Whoops.
Porter: Drew got a job as a gamer, was promoted, then demoted and promoted again because of a stupid chance card. Daphne struggled with her needs throughout her second pregnancy and with taking care of unruly toddler Ethan. Thankfully, she managed to give birth to baby Enzo, and Ethan aged up to a child.
Sutton-Kirby: Lucas aged up to a child, tried to sell lemonade, and befriended his half-brother Ethan. Sophie got a job in education but was demoted a day after rejecting a hug from her own son, Ethan. At the end of the round, Talia and Sophie went on a date that ended with Talia wanting to fall in love with Percy.
Hendricks: Miles was victimized in his own house by Sophie and Percy. He got a job in journalism, which he literally hates. Luckily, he won't have to go for a while, because he's now in his second trimester after getting abducted by aliens twice. Thanks, ROS!
Arias: Noemi moved in, was greeted by a slightly offputting welcome wagon, and accidentally facilitated Talia and Percy falling in love with each other. Noemi quickly hit it off with Drew and they later went on a dream date. She also went on a platonic date with Percy, who now wants to marry Sophie and Talia.
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HIII HOW ARE YOU MATT !!! so id like to request lee x m!reader where the reader works at a flower shop , and lee doesn't eat have a partner but went in to try and maybe flirt with reader but get nervous and stuff , the rest is up to you !!
remember to drink your water and eat a healthy meal , love ya ! 🫶💗
HIIII IM GOOD AND V SLEEPY, I HOPE UR GOOD TOOOOO
i hope this is okay i'm half asleep and a little hungover sooooo sorry this took a bit
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Lees interest was peaked when he saw you through the window of the shop. He liked the smile on your face as you rung people up and he could almost hear the sweet tone in your voice.
He walked in unnoticed as you were already talking to someone at the register as they paid for their flowers.
Lee hid himself amongst the many roses in there store as he watched. Your voice was the sweetest thing he'd ever heard. After what felt like ages the customer finally left and he made his way to you.
"I've been looking around. What flowers do you think a handsome boy would want?" He asked casually, hands in his pockets.
His voice caught your attention and you looked up from the register where you were putting away money. "Oh well.. depends on the type of guy." You said, trying to understand what he meant exactly.
"Well.. what kind of flowers do you like?" Lee asked with a slight smirk. It grew as he watched your cheeks flush.
"Oh, well.." You looked around the store and pointed to the area with your favorite flowers. He nodded and smiled over his shoulder at you as he went to grab the best looking bouquet.
He returned with it and handed it to you. "Just those and your number, please." He said with a smile you knocked the wind from your chest.
Despite your shaky hands you were able to scribble out your number. It was surprisingly legible. "The flowers are on the house-" You tried but he stopped you. "They aren't for me." He said before putting cash on the counter.
"I'll call you!" He called back to you and waved as he got in his truck. You smelt the flowers in your hand before putting them in a vase that would keep them nice until you got home. You couldn't wait for that call.
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I HOPE THIS WAS OK?? LEES LITERALLY SO AAAAA!! LOTS OF LOVEEE
#mlm#lee x reader#lee bones and all#lee x male reader#male reader#fanfic#bones and all#flourist#flourist!reader#flowers
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Reading Blue Beetle (2006) again <3
This time my thoughts while reading issues from 7 to 8 !! 🪲
(spoilers under the cut as usual ajsj)
Me when I exist (I love this shit):
+ FIELD TRIP WITH THE FAM LET'S GOOO!!
+ Jaime I love you (he's me I'm him) (how old was he during this? We might even be the same age 😌)

ALSO BRENDA IS HEREEEE!!!! HIII BRENDA 💘💕💗💞
+ Right in the old sibling issues ✋😔😭 HE ALSO CALLED HER MUNCHKIN ON THE NEXT PANEL NOBODY TOUCH ME 😭😭😭 (I promise I'm a serious person and I'll write about their relationship in deep but I'm just a silly guy rn)
+ Peacemaker is back HE'S BACK??!! Good explanation on who Peacemaker is bug guy 👍
+ BOOSTER GOLD MENTION❗❗
+ Quick kit kat but I love that all of Jaime's family and close friends know about him idk how to express it but seeing a superhero be supported by his loved ones feels so good and refreshing (besides they're all super cool and intelligent and practical)
+ Me when Batsy appears: *starts laughing with no reason*
Also this panels

Then Jaime's mom going "well if Superman asked you"
+ THE SAME TECHNOLOGY OF THE SCARAB???!!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT—
+ I love when the panels are like half Jaime half Blue Beetle, so sick man
+ "Blow it up" is a good tip I believe.
But also what? 🧍🏻 Can someone please explain to me what Dinah said about Ollie being upset and the poverty thing, please? :d

+ "I just want to go home" bro my sweet bug guy, I'm so sorry (JL better hide now, y'all had dared to bring Jaime into all this, now suffer the consequences)
+ NONONONONONONONNONOOOO 😭😭 pleaseplease see him see him please c'mon 😭😭😭
+ "You're heroes! Don't leave me alone!" Nobody fucking noticed? Asshats I'm gonna fucking fistfight everyone
+ STOP THIS SHIT😭😭 My bug guy I love you I'm sorry (Mili thank you I love you too <3)
Bro I swear parted panels between Jaime and the Blue Beetle fucking rule like I can fucking see him see everything again, I mean his eyes look like they do, see everything happening over and over.
+ "Dessert air" Yeah, me too Paco, me too ✋😔 (that better be a friendly hug, I don't wanna get paranoid with this but PLEASE)
+ ROAD TRIP!!!! HELL YEAAAH!!! Brenda and Jaime bickering 🫶 (Brenda kick his ass <3)
+ BAHDHSJAJS PEACEMAKER IS ON BABYSITTING DUTY RN 😌
+ Has Peacemaker just called Brenda 'Red' *has Max and Eddie flashbacks* nvm
+ FIRST SHE CALLED HER AUNT HER PARENT I'M CRYING SOMEONE GET ME OUT THE DESSERT ❗❗ ALSO LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO COOL AND SO PRETTY (I'm in love)

+ He's kinda right bug guy... (And lmao not them talking about La Dama being Brenda's aunt literally two steps away from her AVDJWNKDJS)
+ Peacemaker guy is called Dan Garett (someone give context or sum please, where does he come from (comic recs?) I think I'm gonna call him Danny 👍
+ OH MY FUCKING GODS NOT THIS CHEAP POLYPHEMUS GUY AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭 *screams into the void*
+ Bro AGDJSHJAJ Cinetico laughing at Paco for failing Spanish is real life footage of me and my best friend (Also Spanglish is what my class speaks on English time basically so)
+ Man my exact thoughts on everything (also Mili is my lil sis Istg she's the same😭)
+ So Dan is the first Blue Beetle granddaughter or sum like that okay cool(?) (not me fucking thinking it was Peacemaker lmaoo 😭😭😭)
(Brenda I love you but why GAKDBWJS)

+ Mitchell. Mitchell.
+ I'm going to collect silly Brendas on my journey through Blue Beetle issues (I can't put too much pics in just a post so I'll share her once I got a few <3)
+ Dio live reaction:
+ ARMAGGEDON?
+ "My mother didn't raise me like that. It's wrong." Okay. Okay. I'm more of a Red Hood way of thinking instead of Batsy. But I guess Jaime has his point, I respect that and I kinda love that that's his thing, like, I need to be like him and feel all the rage in a different way, to feel kinder ( love you bug guy <3)
+ Lmaooo at least they take care of the town at he end
+ Bugnuts, she said bugnuts— *wheezes*
+ Yeah, I need to hear Peacemaker's story too 👍
#blue beetle (2006)#jaime reyes#brenda del vecchio#paco testas#I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THIS ISSUES#I'M NOT OKAY#me when teenagers teenage#someone punch me#preferably brenda#with her mouth#aaand the tag to keep track of all my shitty gibberish on this series#bug guy adventures with dio
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okay you have officially piqued my curiosity to the utmost about effiebarty…tell me all…please…
omg…… buckle in….
so i’ve talked about them lots and lots and lots so here’s some context:
moodboard i made a million years ago
their dynamic <3
barty as effies kept boy agenda with saints
a lil christmas nsfw au snippet
microfic i wrote for the poolboy!barty and bored!housewife au :~)
ok so i have more than one au for effiebarty… but bottom line is almost always bored housewife effie and 22 year old delinquent barty stumbling into each other. my favorite is the poolboy au (which is the setting on the microfic). one thing about me is that i will always make women worse and greedy and selfish. ENOUGH of perfect mother euphemia potter, the kindness in her heart, her motherly instincts….. let her fuck that freaky 22 year old covered kn tattoos.. let her have the messiest most ill-advised affair behind montys back. something something how women always feel repressed and monstrous because we always have to be good and lovely sugar spice and everything nice. the inherent monstrous feeling of being forced into patriarchal womanhood and always feeling like you’re awful and bad and gross and disgusting just for having feelings and desires…. let euphemia break free from that and have a freaky explicit affair with a guy half her age who’s entirely obsessed with her simply because it makes her feel good. makes her feel alive.. makes her body an okay place to be whenever barty takes her to a disgusting burger joint and they share fries and milkshake before he eats her out at the hood of his shitty car .. repressed housewives i love you forever
its also just sort of an exploration of power dynamics in age gap relationships because theres barely any at all with older woman/younger guy ?? LET OLDER WOMEN BE SEXUAL BEINGS !!! let barty absolutely salivate after euphemia potter in a bathing suit !!!!!!! grey hairs and wrinkles and all <3 i also just personally find the dynamic more interesting when its an older woman/younger guy because like…. the dynamic is different ?? its not an old creepy man wanting to possess a 20 year old girl, instead its an older repressed woman/housewife exploring her own wants and needs and desires . unlearning that sex doesn’t make you dirty at 50 years old from this 22 year old looking at you like you hung the moon and stars .. <- not saying this is a healthy relationship just because shes the older one/hes the younger one, but i AM saying it’s different from m/f age gap relationships between older men/younger women. here on quillkiller dot tumblr dot come we believe in womens rights to be depraved and fucked up from patriarchal violence and/or patriarchal ideals
then there’s the toxic foursome au…… which i have a tag for (/toxic foursome) which is really mostly about bartylus….. they’re both scheming to seduce monty and effie literally. just because. reg is going to seduce monty and barty is going to seduce effie and then bartylus fuck nasty about it on the daily… like the entire thing is just foreplay to them :/……. more about that here …. <3 (<- also i read that ask wrong so sorry to that anon for taking you ask and running with it in the other direction…💗)
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That anon was a total moron. They call themselves normal when they’re literally a tumblr user lmao. Like we tumblr ushers are not normal that’s why we’re on tumblr 😂
Like I’m anti-proship and all that’s stuff too and I genuinely don’t see anything wrong with your self ship with Hades! There’s nothing controversial about Rina and Hades! I mean Rina is 25 so…idk what they were talking about fr. I self shipped with older dudes when I was 15 too (of course I did the same thing you do by making the ocs legal lmao) 😂 I think we’ve ALL been guilty of that I mean look at those “I was sold to One Direction” fics on Wattpad back in like 2014 😂 Legit I self ship with dudes old enough to be my grandad like c’mon dude! Nearly half of tumblr ships themselves with old men lmao its what we’re all about 🤣
As long as the character isn’t a p*do or doing in*est stuff or horribly illegal stuff or stuff like that then you go for it! Hades literally a Disney villain like the most controversial thing he’s done is try to kill baby Herc lmao and he didn’t even succeed in that lmao, that god is just a big ol hotheaded dork lmao! Idk if that anon was an adult or not, but they should be ashamed if they were. The older self ship community should be looking out for the younger ones too! I think Rina and Hades are adorable! Keep up the awesome art and writing!!! I’m glad you didn’t let that anon get to you! Good job standing up for yourself! ☺️💕 (and sorry if this came off as weird! 😅😅 I wasn’t trying to be! I was just saying I did the same thing when I was a teen so I know how it is lol)
HIHI ANA!! DW YOU DIDNT COME OFF AS WEIRD AT ALL WHAT YOU SAID WAS VERY SWEET AND SO SO TRUTHFUL!!!💗
ALSO YES LITERALLY THE WORST THING HE DID WAS TRY AND KILL HIS NEPHEW LIKE WHAT AND IM ACTUALLY BAFFLED THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL HIM A “problematic character” 💀 LITERALLY WHAT CHAT?!? I HAD TO SIT THERE FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES ACTUALLY PROCESSING THAT THROUGH WITHOUT LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 💀 NGL I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK AT FIRST. ALSO LITERALLY YES WHY ARE YOU GROUPING YOURSELF AS NORMAL YOUR ON TUMBLR FIRST OF ALL SECOND IM ASSUMING THEYRE A SELF SHIPPER CUZ HOW ELSE WOULD THEY FIND MY ACC 😭 SO LIKE DUDE THATS BASICALLY A DOUBLE NEGATIVE TO BEING NORMAL MY GUY💀😭. I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHY THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO COME HERE WITH THIS “ur a proshipper 😿” BULLSHIT LIKE DUDE I LITERALLY MADE SURE RINAS BRAIN WAS FULLY DEVELOPED BEFORE I EVEN MADE LORE 💀😭 like yea it’s an age gap but like she’s literally a human and Hades is a whole ass god LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO😭 but ohhh when someone else ships themselves with Dracula it’s not a problem 💀. I WAS LOWK HOPING IT WOULD JUST BE ME THO THEY SENT THIS TOO CUZ IM A BIT CONCERNED LIKE WHAT IF THEYRE SPREADING HATE TO OTHER HADES SELF SHIPPERS OR LIKE OTHER SELF SHIPPERS IN GENERAL. I was honestly contemplating on deleting it but I’m too petty for that lmaoao ALSO THANK YOU SMM ILL BE SURE TO KEEP UP WITH ALL MY STUFF AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DRAW THEM SMOOCHING JUST TO PISS PPL LIKE THIS OFF 💪😼 It gives me life.
THANK YOU AGAIN ANA THIS WAS SO SWEET 💗 I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAYYY, NIGHT WHATEVER TIME IT IS IDK BUT YEA!! If this person comes in ur inbox dw 💪🐺 I’ll take care of them /j
#🖇letters from amazing awesome ppl💌#🖇pookie moot core🐺#TYY AGAIN FOR SENDING THIS THANK YOU FOR BEING SO KIND#ALSO LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS TRUE LIKE HADES IS NOT THAT EVIL 💀#he’s just a silly lil guy fr 😽#bro was feeling silly so he wanted to kill his nephew and failed end of story 💗#he’s so coquette for that🎀 LMAOO#NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS PERSON NEED SO GO GET A LIFE LIKE DUDE 💀😭 LET ME BE ON THE SPECTRUM IN PIECE OR PIECES#they are not invited to the Hadina wedding/j
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Asdjgkglv okay so im currently LOVING your npmd stuff !!! (and excited for more soon!) - do you have any hcs for Ted and Peter being playfully combative brothers? I love the two of them so so much. OR do u have any hcs for Jason and Kyle with ler max? Kyle specifically gives off lee energy idk. Anyways i appreciate you sm <3 -🍍anon
Lzgwsldlqbs thank you so much! I’m so happy you’re enjoying it because I’ve been loving all the Hatchetfield content on here & I’m glad there’s a demand for it!
& how about BOTH! Literally all the characters in npmd are so fun & lovable I couldn’t say no💗 Again, this got a little long, so gonna put it under the cut so I don’t clog the dash lol
Ted & Peter
Idk the exact age gap between them, but I’m pretty sure it’s close to 10 years or somewhere in that range. So Ted was old enough to take care of him when their parents needed him to, & he adored everything to do with his little brother
He lowkey was mad when his parents would take him away for a nap or something because that’s HIS playmate to do with as he pleases!
They were definitely closer when Ted was still pretty young. He would make up games for them to play & Peter would go along with whatever his big bro said
This included a lot of roughhousing & play fights that Ted always won. He would make sure not to be too rough with him tho
Tickle fights were very common between them & Ted was absolutely ruthless, not that Peter really minded all that much when he was little. Now that he’s older he makes more of a fuss, but he knows it’s just Ted’s way to show him he loves him
Ted used to tickle him mainly to cheer him up or play but now he just does it to be annoying & see his baby bro smile because he doesn’t smile as much as he used to
When they were little, Peter would fight back but rarely win unless Ted let him. Now that he’s older he can hold his own & has gotten a fair amount of revenge after his growth spurt hit
It was the best thing ever when Peter saw that cocky ass smirk leave Ted’s face as soon as he realized what was coming
Ted is soooo annoying I love him so much he does everything he can think of to piss Peter off. He messes up his hair, smacks his phone out of his hands, walk up behind him & do that thing where you kick someone’s knee from behind, & Peter finally has enough of it & snaps
Ted canNOT take what he dishes out & Peter thinks it’s hilarious
When they play fight it always turns to tickling & when they have a tickle fight it slowly escalates to violence kzhwksnf
I love them so much I don’t think it’s healthy
Jock Trio
So we see how Max ain’t the nicest to his friends & still picks on them, so it’s only natural to assume he wrecks their shit at any given opportunity
Again for him it feeds into his power trip, but that’s only half of it. He really does love his friends & enjoys hearing them laugh
He resorts to tickling to make them laugh because he doesn’t think he’s all that funny. He doesn’t really know a lot of jokes so he resorts to Humor By Force
You are so SO right about Kyle giving off lee energy, he is so hyper & smiley dude just loves to laugh & hang out with his buds
Max teams up with Jason against Kyle most often, but if Jason is feeling down or looking particularly vulnerable he’ll rope Kyle into his scheme
Whenever he does this, he’ll tap them on the shoulder & just give them this look & they know what he means
Jason is a more equal match for Max & puts up more of a fight, so that’s why he tends to tickle Kyle more
Jason & Kyle also have tickle fights all the time! Kyle knows Jason is more playful & less mean with his teases than Max. But if Max walks in on them he will join in & help whoever is currently winning
Kyle is more ticklish & he has a really loud boyish laugh & it’s so cute! He throws his head back & laughs freely & doesn’t even fight back. He will just lay there & take it & weakly curl in on himself
His worst spots are his belly, thighs, ribs & feet
Jason has a deeper laugh but is still very bubbly & endearing
His worst spots are his armpits, hips, knees & sides
#asks#anon ask#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield headcanon#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd headcanons#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#max jagerman#kyle clauger#jason jepson#ticklish!peter#ticklish!ted#ticklish!kyle#ticklish!jason#ticklish!max
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That troll posting those insane things about Misha and aging, hit a sore spot in me.
I'm not that old but I'm reaching a point in my life where I'm questioning my life choices and tbh I'm a little afraid of aging.
People always tell me I look "good" for my age, that I look younger, but this past months every time I look at the mirror I look old and that scares me.
I think a lot of it has to do with those horrible beauty standards TV, movies and media in general like to shove to our throats every single time.
I just want to enjoy life no matter my looks or my age.
Anyway sorry for this sad ask, Misha is beautiful no matter his age.
He is aging like fine wine.
I get it, anon. I look literally half my age. People usually have a fit when I tell them I'm over 30 and not in fact 16. These comments still happen but I have in last year lost a lot of weight so consequently my few wrinkles/laugh lines have become more prominent & I do notice them a lot when looking in the mirror and kinda had to face the yeah that I will not always look half my age. So having someone like Misha I look up to certainly makes it easier for me to deal with these things 💗
I feel like we are harder on ourselves re looks because we know what we looked like when we were younger. Someone you meet in your 30s has no 'frame of reference' for the lack of better words so they see & like you the way you are now, they aren't constantly comparing you to your younger self & neither should we tbh.
Your ask is sadly such a great example of why people shouldn't be mean online - Misha won't see the addition but you & others did.
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reese, i hope it’s alright but would you mind sharing your thoughts about house & his (nonexistent) relationship with half-bro anthony? reading your fic made me think soo much about how the loss of that family inheritance ultimately shaped his worldview leading forward.
tbh, i’d love to hear your thoughts just in general 🐥💗
you can pop in my ask literally anytime you want 🥰
okay so i feel like from a very young age he was already like, i don't need help, i'm on my own anyway. i've interpreted his childhood differently and i can't remember which way i liked it LOL but either way, that's how he feels about anthony. i don't need you, i don't need anyone, i'll change the world and you'll be sorry :)
i do feel like house at one point had this naive hope that one day anthony would like. see him as an equal-- we're talking deeeep down buried under decades of rightful resentment. i think that's why he decides to start taking down h&h tools lol. like he realizes there's no getting through to him so that's fine, he'll take their father's legacy back the hard way. not that he cares about that per se- he did more in 30 years than his father did in his entire life- but he deserves it a hell of a lot more than anthony ever did.
what i would've given for you to tell house that you went there and what you saw and everything 😭😭😭
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