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#😭 poor stede lmao
snake-snack-stede · 10 months
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lightninginapuddle · 29 days
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Me looking at the gifs I make (on my computer) on my phone:
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uselessheretic · 7 months
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lmao im so glad that the promo pics for the new season has stede in plain clothes and looking scruffy and dirty like he looks hot when hes poor 😭 but also winning for "i want stede to wear costumes and disguises" bc it seems like the revenge crew are gonna temporarily join ""susans"" blue fleet so i hope they get to do more of that. i feel like the part stede likes about dressing up is the creativity and adventure and id love to see him continue that minus the hoarded wealth!
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episode seven thoughts:
- ok last episode was good so now i’m scared again
- please start with a morning after scene (update: FUCK YEAHHH)
- the character growth but also rest in peace sexy leather outfit 😔👊
- is that stede’s ring 👀
- “bye bye” i love him
- the breakfast in bed i’ll cry 😭
- “it’s a piece of twine. i panicked.”
- “it’s my way of saying thank you” :’)
- oh my GOD IZZY
- “hi boys :D” “JESUS!” “fuck off.”
- this is just like every fanfiction but better
- “it’s not just the ship that has been well and truly docked ;)… congratulations” oh my FUCKING GOD. the way i SCREAMED.
- “…he’s jealous” oop—
- i’m sorry but even if they explicitly tell me that jim/olu/archie/zheng aren’t in a polycule i won’t believe it.
- the letters :’)
- STOP CALLING EACH OTHER “FRIEND” OH MY GOD
- ed looks so goddamn fond <3
- “people have your face tattooed on their body ?” “not just my face 👀”
- not the old-timey paparazzi 💀
- jackie is slaying so hard
- “the sweet and spicy, just like my wife ;D”
- “the swede got so hot” “it’s an adjustment for me as well!”
- “birds love drinking for free!” “…no that’s not what i mean 😐”
- “your man” :’)
- is this the first time we’ve seen ed and jackie interact?? i love them
- i know we saw the “blackbeard are you poor now” in the trailer but the fact that he said “are you a poor now” is killing me
- “fucks like a jackhammer 👀”
- “was it as devastating as it was arousing?” god i love the swede
- “family who fucked!”
- “we’re anchors for each other” BECAUSE YOU’RE IN LOVE
- “made your boyfriend blush” “hmm :)” the way that i love them 😭😭
- “we’re a partnership” yeah okay gayass
- i love the androgyny of all these random pirates
- OH my god he just set a man on fire. holy shit.
- okay stede this may be going too far
- the ear piercing :D
- ohhh no ed no it wasn’t a mistake
- “i’m leaving” ED DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
- “you’re a coward” ohhhh shit oh fuck oh no
- noooo my boys 😭😭😩
- god i love frenchie and his money-making schemes
- wee john has every talent known to man
- “you like me for me” no ED likes you for you you DUMB BITCH
- izzy please dear god talk some sense into him
- “i think you’re good for him” :’)
- “when i told him i loved him” i’m unwell.
- ok ok everything’s fine it’s fine because in the trailers they’re together so it’s fine
- zheng and olu are very cute if i ignore that they’re not going the poly route
- all four of them interacting… PLEASE BE POLY DON’T LEAVE GOD EVERYONE STOP LEAVING EACH OTHER
- people stop leaving stede challenge
- “et tu olu” lmao
- “your serial killer boyfriend” oh shit “or did he already leave you again” OH SHIT
- nooo steak knife 😭😭 rest in peace (i shouldn’t laugh but also that was really funny)
- ohhh stede………..
- they just got unbanned from jackie’s and now they’re starting a bar fight,,,
- oh my godddd stede
- oh my GOD
- holy shit ricky you madman (/neg)
- oh my godddd poor zheng
- well fuck.
- it’s okay fang and roach being cute will fix everything
- but also why is everyone leaving!!
- guys did you know that i hate the found family splitting up trope because i really fucking hate the found family splitting up trope
- the way that ed says stede’s name in the preview for next week 😭
- guys if they kill izzy i’ll cry
- i am not fucking ready. how is there only one episode left. what the fuck.
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my live ep 4 and 5 reactions below (spoilers obviously!)
ofc buttons knows about the gravy basket
"don't you want your Sammie"
"you're no fucking mermaid"
did Ed just quote fucking GREEN DAY
NOOO THE BUNNY
I love buttons so much
"do whatever you want, you're good at that" aw Ed learned passive aggression from stede
the stede crew trying to help the trauma crew 🥺
ED COUGHING HELP LMAO
them creating a safe space 😂
"yeah he's definitely more disturbed than all of us"
buttons fifth wheeling 😭
THEY'RE TALKING THEY'RE TALKING
"I love your chin naked or otherwise"
LOVE CONFESSION ALREADY
eds little smileeee
"bitch please"
oh izzy :(
Ed letting stede leave and trusting he'll come back 🥹
OH MY GOD BUTTONS SEAGULL YESSSS
IZZY SMILE IZZY SMILE
Ed apologizing and wearing the bell
Jim being the one to accept eds apology
Izzy stealing Lucius's cigarette 😳
Ed telling stede to work on his mean voice....
lucius pushing Ed off the ship lmao
stede and izzy both calling Ed "Blackbeard" in front of each other
not stede cursing them by stealing a fancy coat 😶
"I did a punch 😊"
poor lucius someone help my boy
love that fang is talking to ed
Izzy whittling for lucius 🥺
Izzy giving stede a little 👌 lmao
LUPETE ENGAGEMENT HUZZAH
THEY'RE TALKING IN THE MOONLIGHT AGAIN AHHHH
"YOU WEAR FINE THINGS WELL"
KISS KISS KISS KISS
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