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qcomicsy · 1 year
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I bet Batman is the traumatizing "hear me out" from Gothamites. If you say "Nightwing" okay, right? Is fucking Nightwing, great ass winning smile, funny personality. Like fine. Understandable. So is Superman, Wonder Woman, Hell half of the Justice League.
Now if someone anyone let's out a "hear me out" under a TikTok edit it is immediately filled with comments like "THE CRYPTIC⁉️‼️‼️💀💀" "FUCKING GRIMM REAPER⁉️⁉️⁉️" or the sound "who's toothless... THE FUCKING DRAGON??!??!??! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💀☠️"
"What is your superhero crush" trend someone adds Batman and the commits under that video are.
"I WILL NOT BE HEARING ANYONE OUT"
"NAAAUUURRR"
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elementary may have been copaganda but they were really onto something with their version of holmes he's autistic. he's a sub. he's canonically into bondage. he's a recovering addict. he keeps bees. he's tattooed AND hairy. his posture is insane. he texts in a near-undecipherable string of abbreviations and acronyms. he's the most irritating man in new york city. he's even aromantic
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zzazu · 1 year
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I can't believe I missed the bug race because I spent the whole day crocheting a giant bead lizard.
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neurovarious · 1 month
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love is in the air? WRONG! dragons
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buglizard · 4 months
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they're worsties <3
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theredheadedcaptain · 3 months
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Threshold Day 2024 is coming...
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happy threshold day eve, don’t forget to leave out pepperoni pizza for tom paris tonight
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sofonn · 1 month
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ok I know nobody needs to know this but I gotta tell a lil story, so this time last year I hadn't seen a single episode of Voyager so imagine my confusion when my dash was suddenly filled with lizards
It was a pleasant confusion, of course, I was delighted by the incredible influx of lil guys and I managed to surmise some vague idea of the context from all the memes...
Cut to a sunny June afternoon when I was just minding my own business for the FIRST 45 MINUTES of the episode, it caught me so much by surprise I kid you not this was my exact reaction
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I had NOT figured out from the assortment of tumblr posts that the rest of the episode is totally normal, I was in NO way prepared for the lizard jumpscare, honestly it was an incredible moment
Anyway this is a long and convoluted way of me saying thank you to all the creators who made posts for Threshold Day last year, you inspired me to watch Voyager next (I'm slowly making my way through the treks and I chose voy after ds9) because I was desperate to fully understand and appreciate this wonderous holiday in the trek calendar, and now that I do, I couldn't be happier! Can't wait to see what you talented lot bring to the party this year
🦎 MERRY THRESHOLD DAY EVERYONE 🦎
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k-nkypills · 4 months
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I don’t think my partners understand how in the palm of their hand I am. All they have to do is say my name a certain way, call me pup/puppy, praise me or flirt with me and my cock is twitching and I’m clenching around nothing. Irl it would be worse. I’d let them do whatever they wanted to me as long as they called me good boy and held me, wanna slide inside to breed me? Hold my chin in your hand as you pull my pants down. Want head? Press your fingers against my lips and let me suck on them while calling me good boy or mutt before you take your underwear off. Need something to rut against? Call me over and pat where you want me, tell me to pull my skirt and boxers off so you can rub against my tdick. Need to take your frustrations out? Call me good mutt while you breed my pussy or facefuck me. Get jealous? Call me your pretty boy while you fuck me for as long as you want. I’d get on my hands and knees for these two in an instant no hesitation. I am foaming at the mouth I need them to breed me PLEASEEEE-
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qcomicsy · 1 year
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"I can see the Tumblr user aging" stfu I can see spideypool ficwriters aging just from peter going from being a highschooler and to a college kid/middle age man with no hopes and dreams
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m0rbs · 6 months
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“Earl gray; cold” —sick + twisted picarf
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gay-bitchdisease · 7 months
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get yourself a handsome boy that wants to cook for you every night
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lost-in-the-delta · 2 months
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For my followers tomorrow. I shall get you a dash full of Threshold Lizards 🦎🦎🦎
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buglizard · 8 months
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code 31!!!! emergency on the dance floor!!!!!!1!!1
i have to watch this video every day or else i explode
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