No bc Jordan/Marie really got me around the throat because despite all of the subversion that's common to The Boys universe I really expected them to put Marie with Luke or Andre, just going off the teasers and first episode. I'm so used to television going the easy or less subversive route, even just in The Boys do they do this. Annie and Hughie are in my opinion perfectly cute and super functional in terms of driving the plot forward, but outside of that their relationship is very par for the course and expected. But they just unabashedly went there with Jordan and Marie and it smacked me so hard I don't even know what to do what the fuck
Like, the way the seeds were there all the way at the beginning but could have easily been left as subtext. The way there was always respect between the two of them even when Jordan was unkind to her, the way Marie clearly got under Jordan's skin but the manner of which could have been easily ignored. The way this would have certainly made good slash fic a decade ago but no it's canon and it's right here I am UNWELL
i’m a firm believer that after taking a shower or bath upon having a long day, Bob will be there patiently waiting by the bathroom door to wrap you up in a heated towel. once you’re mostly dried off, he does the job of applying the sweetest smelling lotion to every part of your freshly bathed skin & really makes sure to work it into your tense muscles with his large palms, knowing that this action makes you absolutely crumble :,)
look at you all tied up for me. can’t do a thing to stop it can you? you poor helpless toy. what was that? i don’t understand you with that gag in your mouth.
now, you lie still for me or else i’ll make this a whole lot worse for you.
thinking about how every time Bob spoons you, he just can’t help his cheeky self. you’ll find that one of his big hands will slip underneath your shirt & his nimble fingers will travel up along your belly, leaving goosebumps in their wake, till they reach your budding tits. he’ll grab a firm hold of one, massage the soft doughy skin within his palm, & knead your nipple between his fingers. he loves the little sounds you let out when he does this. quiet breathy whimpers escape from your lips & your head instinctively falls back. you melt right into him & beg him not to stop… ;)