#'The Simpsons'

[suffernotindoubt]

'The Simpsons' Disneybriations

Ongoing, likely-inexhaustible compendium of edits applied after, to episodes produced and aired before, Disney acquired 'The Simpsons'.

Episode: 'Weekend at Burnsie's'

Edit: Homer does not smoke joint with Smithers; in the end, he is not lying to his family regarding smoking marijuana.

'The monkey suit'

Girl checks off 'kiss 100 boys' instead of '10,000'.

'Marge's son poisoning'

Milhouse does not say 'I will bring yu back eyecare pamphlets'.

'Ziff who came to dinner'

'Bubbles can burst?!' Homer does not say amidst Arnie's go-go '90s flashback.

'Fat man and little boy'

Sea captain does not get to respond 'I just want friends who are not work friends' to Bart's 'Viking funeral' because Bart does not say 'I really do not want to talk about it'.

'T.o.H. XVII'

In third act, Carl does Not start to take off his shoes, so Chief Wiggum does not say, 'shoes are part of uniform.'

'Homer Simpson this is your wife'

Homer not allowed to say 'you can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes'.

'Homer's paternity coot'

Edited out 'Well my hat size is six...'

H.S. 'Aaah! Wait -  is that small?'

'Smaller than average.'

H.S. 'Aaah!'

'Behind the laughter'

At end, the closed captions do not, yet in-episode voiceover does, name 'Southern Missouri' as opposed to 'Northern Kentucky' as The Simpsons' home state.

'Last temptation of Krusty'

Krusty is not given 5 minutes after schilling for the Canyonero - 'o I am not going back out there' to which stage manager would have said, 'No, 5 minutes to pack up your stuff and get out of here'.

'The wizard of evergreen terrace'

Carl: 'James Watt invented the steam engine.'

Homer: 'That's boring. Stop boring everybody.'

'T.o.H. iii'

'Doll without pity' 

Homer wraps up conversation with store's proprietor, who continues to pile on 'poison pills' to the sale terms before getting to say: 'I am going to go now.'

'Homie the Clown'

At the Ace awards, the presenter who knows Woody Allen is not allowed to identify himself as Dick Cavett.

'King-size Homer'

Edit removes gifting of perpetul motion toy from Lisa to Homer. He does not say: 'In this house, we obey the laws of physics!'

Also, he does not set up the toy to push the Y button or mention to Marge that he tripled his productivity by only typing 'Y' of 'Yes'.

'T.o.H. X'

'I know what you diddily-did' - Homer does not sing the Super Sugar Crisp theme song, only the phrase 'guess I forgot to put the fog-lights in' to its tune.

'T.o.H. XII'

'Hex and the city'

Lisa does her hoof scratch but Homer does not say, 'see, 2 means yes'.

'They saved Lisa's Brain'

Lenny does not say, 'If only I had somewhere to go' after illustrating the benefit of only red and yellow traffic lights.

'Bye-bye nerdie'

(Screenshot taken 2022-11-18 7.05.53 P.M.; no product placement in original...)

'Old-yeller belly'

'Hit her in the spleen with a frozen Jimmy Dean' from 'spleen with a broken tambourine'.

'Simple Simpson'

Homer says 'I cannot stand to serve anyone. I just can't!' instead of 'I'll serve anyone but the community!' and we are not allowed to see picture shown to Marge as 'proof' that Homie is not Pie-man.

[charlesoberonn]

[bestdressedchuuya]

top tier simpsons bit tbh

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[musecalliope]

[excitementshewrote]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[flyinghellfish]

[joelaffingmatter]

[aisterion]

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[bartmobile]

she was a bad bitch why lie

[victusinveritas]

[comox-draws]

Does Marge have friends? by  Raphael Bob-Waksberg --- i’ve read this a couple years ago and it has always stayed with me...wanted to draw to it

[transamus]

literally so fucking telling seeing people here lament the loss of the middle class in such a way that it's clear as day that they don't realize homelessness wasn't like, invented in the early 2000s. like I'm sorry you're only Just Now getting on the same page as "the poors" but for some of us this shit has Always been unobtainable.