#( mark we're s h o c k e d )

[lostxtosunlight]

[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders

PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE | accepting

@hcsuffered

It was today, of all days, that Yuki had been involved in a car crash.

It was minor, nobody seriously injured, not even his car. But his neck hurt and his shoulders were tense with knots, and he'd been absently stretching his neck, rubbing at his right shoulder all day long.

He felt the presence behind him a second before he felt Mark's hands on his shoulders. Shock overtook him, and Yuki almost protested. But the feel of his hands working the knots out of his muscles stopped him. Yuki let out a sigh. "That does feel good, actually," he mumbled, though he was still slightly suspicious in spite of it.

[masked-feature]

🥀...LEARN THE ABCs: SALEM

masterlist

A - "Ain't no party like a MASK party! Who's ready to dance until their feet fall off?"

B - "By the power of dance, I summon thee...my next victim!"

C - "Can someone explain to me why we're all wearing giant inflatable dinosaur costumes?"

D - "Don't be alarmed, but I may or may not have accidentally set the studio on fire with my sick dance moves."

E - "Everyone keep calm and follow my lead. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure it'll look cool."

F - "Faster! Louder! More chaos! That's what our performances need."

G - "Going on tour means we get to live out of suitcases for weeks at a time. Isn't that just fantastic?"

H - "Hurry up and get in formation, people! We have a dance battle to win."

I - "I don't always dance, but when I do, I make sure to do it in a full suit and tie."

J - "Just when you thought our dance routine couldn't get any weirder, we throw in a synchronized cartwheel."

K - "Keep your eyes on me, folks. I'm about to pull off the most epic dance move you've ever seen."

L - "Let's see if we can break a world record for most spins in one dance routine."

M - "More glitter! More neon lights! More cowbell! We need more everything!"

N - "Nobody panic, but I think I may have accidentally stepped on the lead singer's foot during the chorus."

O - "Okay, I'm gonna need someone to explain to me why there's a giant inflatable unicorn in the dressing room."

P - "Practice makes perfect, but let's face it, we're already pretty perfect."

Q - "Quick, someone grab me some ice for my sore muscles. Who knew dancing could be such a workout?"

R - "Ready, set, dance! Let's show the world what we're made of."

S - "Salem's in the house and ready to dance. Brace yourselves, people."

T - "This is it, folks. The moment we've all been waiting for. Let's give it everything we've got."

U - "Underneath these fancy outfits, we're just a bunch of sweaty, exhausted dancers. But hey, it's worth it for the art, right?"

V - "Variety is the spice of life, and our performances are like a buffet of different dance styles and genres."

W - "Who needs sleep when you have dance rehearsals until 3 am? Not me, that's for sure."

X - "X marks the spot where I'm gonna drop the sickest dance move of all time. Get ready."

Y - "You thought you knew what dancing was before you saw us perform. Think again."

Z - "Zero chill, zero mercy. That's how we approach our dance routines. Let's do this, MASK."

a/n: Salem is probably the most chaotic here. He's also the motivator of the group! Unfortunately, he's shit at it because everything that comes out of his mouth sounds sarcastic.

[thecornchips]

*grumblegrumble*

[catxsnow]

NSFW entire alphabet for Bruce Wayne? I love love loooove the posts you've already written but gurl pls you know we're all dying for the whole thing!!! Xoxo

Me: don’t do it girl, it’s not worth it

Also me, to Me: I’m not gonna do it girl, I was just thinking about it

Also me: I did it

This is filth. Pure fucking filth. 18+ only. I made the exception to do the whole alphabet because I’m a Bruce whore, as we know. I hope you sluts enjoy. 

All alphabet requests are closed. 

Bruce x Female!reader. 

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Bruce almost always eats you out after sex. He wants to prolong your orgasm for as long as he possible can. Also, he wants one final taste of your pussy because he doesn't know when he's gonna get another chance. He'll kiss up your body, stopping at any bruise that he left on you before meeting your lips a final time.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Bruce is a boob guy. He loves watching them bounce up and down as you're riding him. Literally constantly grabbing them sucking them, kissing them, he can't keep away. Always hickies on your chest, you might be adults but he loves to see marks on that he caused in places no one else is allowed to see.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Bruce loves to see his cum drip out of you. More times than not he'll fuck it back in you whether it's with his cock or his fingers. He wants you to take every ounce of him.

His favourite is to come on your chest. And if you lick any of it off he's hard again and ready for another round instantly.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Bruce had to wear a neck brace for a couple days. The company thought that he had a minor car accident and his kids thought that it happened while it was Batman. Truth be told you had been sitting on his face and he had gone a little to hard with it. No one knows the truth besides you. Alfred doesn't bother asking but he knows it didn't happen while he was Batman.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Experience? Bruce? This man could look at you and make you cum on the spot. Genius, billionaire, playboy means he's got loads of experience. He knows exactly how to make you cum until your shaking. I don't think I can express enough just how much he knows what he's doing. He can and will make you cum over and over again, each time a completely different way than the last.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style. Bruce wants your ass on full display. He'll grip your hard enough to leave faint bruises and slap your ass every time you hold back a moan. The second that your head rests on the pillow, he'll pull you back up (most times by the hair but like not aggressively) so that he can hear every sound you make.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not at all. Bruce is so serious all the time and that is upheld in the bedroom too. He's far too focused on giving and receiving pleasure to goof off (not that he ever does anyways). However, when the two of you are finished and settled down for the night, he relaxes more and occasionally he'll be more humorous.

H = Harmony (do they like music in the background?)

Nope. Bruce wants your moans and whines to echo off his walls. He wants to hear nothing else but the sounds coming from you. It shows just how well he's dicking you down and he fucking loves it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Bruce can be romantic if he wants to. There'll be the occasional night where he plans for a romantic evening but a majority of the time, he's not. Bruce fucks, he doesn't make love very often.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Bruce isn't cruel to you very often, but there is the occasion where he takes his teasing nearly too far. Bruce would have your hands tied up so you can't touch yourself or him. You were being bad, very bad. Instead of one of his favourite punishments of spanking or orgasm denial, he decided to do something completely unexpected.

Bruce made you watch as he pleasured himself. He was moaning out your name and how much he wished that it was your lips on his cock instead of his hand. You strained against your restraints to try and break free and touch him. "I can see you dripping from here and I'm not even touching you."

He gets himself off and only lets you touch him for the sole reason that you can swallow his load. Pure torture not being able to help him get off.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Am I allowed to say that he has a daddy kink? Because like... he does. Bruce fucks you harder and faster if you call him daddy. He'll take you from behind and pound you so hard into your bed that you're seeing stars. Oh my god if you say you've been bad? Bruce is spanking you for what feels like decades.

Bondage kink 100% Selina knows this very well. He ties your hands to his bed frame and its torture not being able to touch him.

Choking

He's down for a threesome if you are.

Bruce has so many kinks

cockwarming oh yeah that's a thing

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bruce doesn't have a favourite. He's got dozens and dozens of rooms in his Manor and you've fucked in almost every single one of them. However, the batcave was probably the most memorable.

Bruce was overworking himself and you were begging him to come back to bed. The only way to get his focus off the screen was by sucking his dick. He tried to hold out but the second he looked down at you and your eyes were brimmed with tears from taking him so deep, he had lost it. Talk about a fuck fest down there. Against the computers, the batmobile, smudges of your body left on the glass casing of where his suit was held. Literally everywhere down there.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you lick your lips, he's done for. You do it out in public all the time and it drives him crazy. All he can think about is your lips on his cock and how badly he needs you.

Begging. Bruce thinks it's so fucking hot if you're begging for his cock. He loves to know that you need him that bad that you're willing to plead.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

I honestly think it takes a lot to turn him off. He needs you to be vocal otherwise he assumes that you're not enjoying yourself. He doesn't like the idea of anything ridiculous in bed, but he's always willing to experiment. The two of you have had lengthy conversations of things that you both want to try sometime in the future.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He has an equal like towards receiving and giving. Bruce is immaculate at eating pussy. He will get you into a hot mess in a matter of minutes. And when he's got a mix of fingering and sucking? That's it. Bruce has you undone in record time. Oh my god and when he wants you to sit on his face? You have to grip the headboard or you're not staying upright.

Only if you're down, Bruce loves to fuck your mouth. He'll have you laying on you back at the edge of his bed and he'll go off. He'll never force you to do it if you don't want to.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Bruce knows hard. He doesn't care if he's going fast or slow, as long as he feels the snap of his hips against yours that's what matters. The position always depends on the speed for him. Doggy? Fast. When you're riding him? He likes to take it slow. The side spoon fuck? He's more worried about the perfect angle inside you than the speed.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Bruce loves them. He's a busy man so even if he's only got ten minutes to fuck you he will. Quickies are a mandatory and he'll take them as often as he can. There’s occasions that he tried to make you cum in record time, just to see how many minutes he can get it down to. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bruce is always willing to try new things. He doesn't like anything too crazy, but he certainly open to a lot of wild things. He's always taking risks. The most recent had been at WE you had stopped by for lunch and ended up giving him a blow job under his desk. When one of the executives walked in, you didn't stop and Bruce nearly blew your cover.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Bruce lasts as many rounds as you want. However, as he got older, he can't keep up like he was when he was twenty. He'll break in between rounds with giving you oral. He might not be able to go as many rounds, but each one lasts a ridiculous amount of time. Bruce doesn't want the feeling of his cock in you to stop so he drags it out for as long as he possibly can (when he's got the time).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Bruce is rich enough to own every single toy that you can imagine. I like to think he also pulled a fifty-shades at one point and has entire room dedicated to them but that's just above expectations.

All in all, Bruce loves in incorporate some kind of toys in bed. His favourite is definitely the cuffs and blindfold though. When he takes those out you know your up for a long night of teasing. He'll use sensory deprivation to keep you going for hours.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Bruce teases you constantly - and in public. He's got a ridiculously bad habit running his hand up your skirt or dress to finger you under the table. He knows you can't say anything or make a scene. He loves to see how wet you get when you're surrounded by people. He'll never bring you close enough to an orgasm but he knows that he's going to be in for a long night afterwards.

Oh god he's the biggest fan of orgasm denial. Bruce will bring you to the brink over and over again but never letting you cum. He wants to see you begging and pleading for his cock. When he finally lets you cum, you're seeing spots at how fucking amazing it is.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not super loud. Bruce mostly makes grunts, mutters your name and 'fuck'. He likes the room to fill with your noises, not his. He knows he likes to hear you, so he always assume that you want to know exactly how he's feeling too. He’s got the filthiest dirty talk.

"Fuck baby your pussy takes my cock so well"

"Look at you, you're dripping"

"I'm gonna fuck you until you're legs are shaking. Until your pussy is clenching around my cock and you can't take the fucking pleasure anymore"

"Mmm, fuck you look so hot with my cock in your mouth. Look at those pretty lips taking me so well"

"You can take it, I know you can fucking take another one. Cum on my fingers one more time"

Okay I need to stop I'm getting horny writing these.

"You're gonna ride my face like a good girl and you'r not gonna move until I tell you" Okay last one.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

At one of his gala's, Bruce saw you dancing with another man who had been far too grabby with you. He knew that you didn't want to be in that situation so he pulled you out of it. However, instead of dancing with you himself, Bruce pulled you into the nearest empty room to fuck you. He had you bent over the desk and your dress hiked up. The dirty words he whispered in your ear got you so fucking horny that you were ready to call the rest of the night just so he could keep pounding his cock deep inside you. He gets jealous very easily and he just hoped that the man knew exactly what you two were up to.

X = X-marks the spot (where's their favourite place to give/receive hickies)

Bruce only ever leaves hickies on your tits where only he can sees it. However, he does love to see faint little bruises on your thighs. He doesn't ever want to hurt you, but if he see's little imprints of where his fingers were gripping you, he get's horny all over again. When he sees those, he knows he was fucking you real good.

His favourite place to receive hickies is right below his jawline. He's so sensitive there that whenever you nip at it, he feels a jolt of pleasure. You don't leave them very often, being the biggest business man in Gotham and all.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. Bruce has been having a lot of sex his whole life. Being away for you for Justice League missions drives him crazy. He gets grumpy (more than usual) when he hasn't tasted your pussy in a while.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty quick. When you guys have been fucking for a long time, he uses up all his energy and he's wiped. However, he always tries to make sure that you're at least half asleep before he passes out completely in case you need anything.

[cryptidofthekeys]

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaase! We're getting Ego content this year from Sean!

<3 - Mitch

HJFGKDL;KFGDJFSDL;DKGSF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DIDNT SEE THIS BIT RIGHT HERE BUT O H Y’ALL L O R D

YOU THINK I’M BAD WITH MARK EGOS HAHAHA

Y’ALL AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET, YOU ARE GONNA BE S I C K OF ME THIS YEAR

SICK OF ME!

in a serious note, I do get that tackling characters, especially ones like that alone can be,, t e r r i f y i n g- but im glad Sean seems to wanna do more stuff with em I just hope Sean takes the time he needs and doesn’t try to force out content with the egos or nothing like that <3

bUT ALSO GFJKDLJFDS IM GOING TO GO SO FERAL AND INSANE!!!

[eustasshoney]

A-Aftercare (what are they like after sex): Cuddle bug. Cuddliest buggly ever. He knows that sometimes things can hurt after sex depending on the pace, so when the frick frack is done, he'll spoon his partner and heat up his skin like a human water bottle to soothe all the aches~

B- body (Favorite body part): On himself, it's his back. Big and strong. Muscley. Bares the Whitebeard mark. On his partner? Forehead/hands. They're the first place he goes to give a lil smooch!

C- Cum: Hmm, doesn't produce a lot. And it's quite runny, not very thick. All in all, if you and this boy decide to use the pull-out game, the mess won't be that big of a pain to clean.

D- Dirty Secret: Has definitely jerked it holding an article of his partners clothes to his face. Or, y'know, if said article was silk he jerked it WITH the piece of clothing.

E- Experience: Intermediate. He's not a sex god, by any means. But he's not a noob either. Knows his way around the bedroom, and is good at getting his partner off.

F- Favorite position: Missionary! He likes seeing his partners face, being able to kiss all over their neck and nuzzle his head into their chest.

G- Goofy (are they serious or playful during the act): It depends! If the sex is slow and passionate, intense and all that, then no. He's very thorough and serious. If its a tipsy shenanigan after a celebration on deck? Hell yes. There will be ungraceful misplacing of certain body parts and drunk sniggers.

H- Hair (how groomed are they/ do the carpets match the drapes): No fucking clue what the last bit means, someone dm me and explain, but he's not someone who has the time to groom as often as he'd like. He trims and shapes when he can, but its not very often.

I- Intimacy: YES. INTIMATE BOY. BABY BEAR. He's all about that PDA and the soft kisses and the 'I love you's' just-- JUST YES.

J- Jack off: About as often as you'd expect. He's young. High libido. Lot of energy. When he does so have the time and isn't having a narcoleptic episode, he'll jerk off. So maybe once or twice a week.

K- Kink: Temperature play. He has the means, he has the ability, so 🤷‍♂️

L- Location ( favorite place to do): If you can chide him into doing it in the crows nest while one of you is on watch, you won't regret it. It quickly becomes his favourite thing being able to do the do with his partner and watch the stars straight after.

M- Motivation (what gets them going): Run your fingers teasingly over his abdominal muscles. Not only is it amusing to watch them twitch and flex uncontrollably, but it gets him hard and squirmy in an instant.

N- NO (turn off/ something they won’t do): Sadism. He likes to tease playfully at times, but he'd never dish out pain or degrade.

O-Oral (preference giving/receiving, skill): Both! He loves receiving, it feels good, and he loves giving and making his S/O feel good. He's kind of clumsy and sloppy in his technique, but hey! It gets the job done~

P-Pace (fast/rough or slow/sensual): The only time he even borders on rough is when it's been a while and his energy is pent up. And even then, he's just so desperate to be intimate with his partner, he jumps the gun. Never intentionally goes hard or rough. He likes sensuality.

Q- Quicky (do they prefer a quicky or proper sex): Proper sex. Ace likes intimacy and romance, so quickies often leave him feeling unsatisfied and unfulfilled.

R- Risk ( how game are they to experiment): He's happy to experiment as long as, as I said, it doesn't involve anything sadistic. If we're talking risky in the sense they may get caught, then he's game, as long as it's on the lower side of the risk scale.

S- Stamina: A lot, actually. He could go for a few rounds, and his recovery/rest time is quite quick. If anything is going to stop him for having his fun it'll be his annoying tendency to randomly pass out.

T- Toys: Not really into toys. Prefers to be the one actually pleasuring his partner. He's wanted to try vibrating cock rings before, but finds wanting to have sex toys used on him whilst not wanting to use them on someone else selfish.

U- Unfair (how much they tease): Not much. Only a little bit. He likes fluttering kisses along your inner thigh, close to your crotch. Or trailing his warm breath up your neck, running his hands down your sides. Other than that, he likes to hop to things!

V- Volume (how loud are they): Oof boy, he's loud. He's a moaner. And a narrator. IE: "You feel so good, " or "you're so tight," or, "you look so cute~". You get me?

W- Wild Card (random headcannon): He likes getting his hair tugged a little bit. Not hard. Just give it a pull while he's doing his thing, and he might just purr. Maybe. I'm not saying anything 🤷‍♀️

X- X-ray (what are they hiding under them clothes *Lenny face*): Not particularly long. I'd say around 6/ 6 and a half inches. But he's quite thick. Lol, girthy~ He stretches you out perfectly, and doesn't fill you up to an uncomfortable degree.

Y- Yearning (how high is their sex drive): He's a young, healthy man with good strength and stamina! He has a good libido, and could easily go a few times in a week!

Z- ZZZ (how long do they fall asleep after sex): For ages. Knock out dead if he drifts off after a few rounds. Don't even try and wake him. Just go about your day or evening and wait for him to wake up.

(Why did I think it was a good idea to do this all in one go because quite frankly I think I've fried all my brain capacity)

[masked-feature]

🥀...LEARN THE ABCs: MYRA

masterlist

A - "Are we really doing a performance on roller skates? This is a recipe for disaster."

B - "But why did you think it was a good idea to climb up to the roof and sing to the birds? You could have fallen and broken your neck."

C - "Can someone please explain to me why we're dressed as giant fruit for this photoshoot? I'm concerned for our image."

D - "Did you really just try to jump over a moving car for the sake of a TikTok challenge? This is not worth a broken leg."

E - "Everyone thinks it's hilarious that we're wearing matching animal onesies for our next stage. I'm just worried we'll look like a zoo."

F - "Fan chants are one thing, but did we really have to learn a dance routine involving synchronized cow milking? This is getting out of hand."

G - "Getting tattoos of each other's faces is not a bonding activity, it's a cry for help."

H - "How did we end up with a pet alligator in our dorm? And why is someone trying to teach it how to do aegyo?"

I - "I can't believe you convinced the rest of the members to do a photoshoot in a haunted asylum. This is not a good look for us."

J - "Just because we're idols doesn't mean we're immune to the laws of physics. Jumping off a roof onto a trampoline is not safe, guys."

K - "Kpop is supposed to be about music and performance, not dangerous stunts and questionable fashion choices."

L - "Let's be real, our manager is never going to let us perform with live snakes. This is just a recipe for disaster."

M - "Myra's the name, sanity is my game. Can we please refrain from doing anything that could potentially land us in the hospital?"

N - "No, we can't do a performance on a bouncy castle. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen."

O - "Okay, I know we're trying to be edgy and unconventional, but getting matching face piercings is not the way to go."

P - "Pranks are fun, but pretending to be kidnapped for a vlog is not a good idea. People will take this the wrong way."

Q - "Quick, someone grab a fire extinguisher! Who thought it was a good idea to light sparklers on stage?"

R - "Rumor has it that we're planning a skydiving performance. I'm not sure if this is a joke or not."

S - "Singing upside down while suspended from the ceiling is not a talent, it's a death wish."

T - "The choreographer suggested that we dance with giant hula hoops. This is a disaster waiting to happen."

U - "Underneath the craziness, we need to remember that we're role models for our fans. Let's not do anything that could set a bad example."

V - "Very concerned about our next comeback concept. Are we really doing a tribute to the Spice Girls? I have so many questions."

W - "Who thought it was a good idea to take a bath in a tub full of glitter? We're going to be finding glitter in our hair for weeks."

X - "X marks the spot for our next music video shoot. We're apparently doing a pirate theme. This is going to be interesting."

Y - "You know what would be really wild? If we actually did a performance where we just sang and danced without any gimmicks."

Z - "Zero will to live right now but I'm gonna snooze that notification for now 'cause my members are dying."

a/n: she may act sane, but when she gets going, she should be contained.