“He’d be right next to Peter, sitting halfway in the chair with him, or maybe just on Peter’s lap like Peter insists sometimes (“-because seriously, Ned, you’re light as a feather for me”)”
man this quote ?? why is this guy so gay
Peter: it's obviously so entirely not romantic to have a need to be near my best friend at all times
I feel so bad for Ned when I write this because in this case I am directly responsible for his suffering of having a crush on an assumed straight guy but also things like this are so fucking funny. When I wrote that I was fully aware that poor Ned 1) forgot Peter has super strength and 2) was internally both very happy and suffering
(clarifying that i do think platonic cuddling is the best in the world and cuddling and showing affection through touch is not inherently sexual!! it's just that in this case, Peter has a crush and he doesn't know it LMFAO)
just wanna put this little illustration out there. Teen Stan and Kid Stan are so fucking cute but it's also so fucking sad. Like, literally all of the stuff about Stan on the website is so sad like literally.