#(( i saw a god today. ))

[jaytalking]

At this point his hair being on fire is just a sign that his ultimate is ready. Anyways here's some scenes from the AU in my brain.

[kingzombear]

The VAs for Jax and Zooble are at my local con, so I whipped these up real quick and gave em these as offerings, they said they liked em! <3

[mascxdaddy]

oh nothing just imagining fucking someone with my strap and then slowly introducing a second dildo and watching their pussy stretch around both while they whine about it being too much, but they're getting wetter and dripping around both while i fuck them

[saradiation]

HAPPY 413! 🎂

[tomwambsgays]

"i'd live for you" and that's hard to do

[arsonistt]

it makes you blush when you think about how strong your f/o is. they can pick you up without breaking a sweat. throw you over their shoulder like its nothing. pin your wrists down with an iron grip. you couldn’t even try to fight back. not like you want to, anyway.

[happyheidi]

𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 🍃

𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳: 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘦, 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦 🌳 𝘭𝘰𝘭 𝘪𝘥𝘬

[deoidesign]

And my girlfriends?

yeah.

they smoke weed.

(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)

[oh-hush-its-perfect]

I hate it when people are like, "I wish Will and Nico were [thing that Alex and Magnus canonically are]"

[king-magppi]

Recent works! It's about time I posted more... 🍭🎉

Enjoy!!! These are just what I have colored for now! I have a bunch more I gotta get finished soon.

[tiafrye]

I confess, when I left Waterdeep there was a part of me afraid that I might regret my decision. But I never have.

[macchitea]

pebbles procreate doodles :DD

[qt-kt]

Went to the Homestuck Rave and Renn Faire this weekend. Both were v fun (thoug in vastly different ways) I hung w some pretty cool peeps and served cunt along the way

[babloosh]

BABY BABY BABY BABY YEAHHHHHHHH

[demonicseries]

storytime

I was in target today and I saw this Deadpool plush.

Well I also thought it also makes noise or something because it said to hug it, and you could feel the inside was hard with a battery. Per the instructions on the label, I had to turn on the battery. The problem? Guess where the battery switch was.

YEP☹️ INSIDE of his Deadpoolussy.

disturbed, I’m fisting Deadpool in the middle of the target isle, like arm fully in there, when I finally find the battery pack switch. I’m excited to hear what funny quips they put in there, so I turn it on and IT STARTS VIBRATING AGGRESSIVELY AND I PULL MY ARM OUT AND CHUCK IT ON THE GROUND IN HORROR.

Like idk if you’ve ever been electrocuted but you feel that through your whole body and that’s how powerful those vibrations where.

I knew I had my fist up there but I FELT VIOLATED.

but the plush was still vehemently shaking/vibrating on the ground and I quickly reached in and turned it off, once again subjecting myself to the disturbing feeling.

“Hug simulator” my ass. They are selling a Deadpool combination vibrator/fleshlight in target. THEY ARE SELLING DEADPOOL VIBRATORS IN TARGET AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

[cozylittleartblog]

they invented a new kind of tired you only feel after doing an artist alley