#(I'm a horrible person)

[cinamun]

*16 tabs open, the sims 4 running for 2 days straight, music playing in one tab, video paused in another, photoshop and screen recorder open and closed multiple times, swre running, fans screaming*

*remembers game is open and proceeds to bulldoze and place down a big ass 50x40 fully furnished lot*

*game crashes*

Me: EA ain't shit because why did my game just crash for no reason??

[whimsyvixen]

I need to be a better friend and keep my promises so @butterbabyflapjack I'm sorry for the delay but I swear to you I will have this done by Valentine's Day

[more-profound-bond]

Erik: Am I in trouble?

Charles: Take a guess.

Erik: No?

Charles: Take another guess.

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

When the food at your friend's barbecue slaps

[su1c1d3wh0r3z]

i don't deserve anything, i treat everyone like shit..

[fizzygutzzz420]

Vent

Even if she doesn't show it, I know a part of her still hates me... when we were together we argued so much, we got mad at eachother so much, we rarely ever said I love you to eachother... i only dated her because I would've felt guilty if I didn't... I was such a horrible partner. I just wanna go back and have never upset her. Because she was such a good friend before we dated. Even if we're still friends now I know she's still mad at me... and she always gets mad at me, and targets me for stuff... but it's deserved... I was never and probably never will be a good partner...

Sorry about vent dumping but y'know, it happens...

[sillyyyyyyz]

"If you could go back and talk to your younger self what would you say?"

... I would be screaming at that little girl. I would let her know how fucked up I am now. I would be screaming until my vocal cords gave out.

[saebaragi]

just read a hurt/no comfort fic and... i'm horrible, it was so so terrible, the big angst tag didn't lie but I'm really horrible... i was laughing and having fun...

[spookyblazecoffee]

Mr. and Mrs. Baudelaire be like:

[4rtsymugzzz]

will I always be this unhappy?

[gfanlocalcryptid]

Sometimes, when I see a post that I slightly disagree with, instead of writing what I think I feel the urge to write the complete opposite. And if someone told me I was wrong, I would keep going.

"That tv series fandom acts like it invented queer representation"

Me: it did.

"But it objectively didn't."

Me: no, it did. It actually has the only queer representation in media.

"... Are you stupid?"

Alright, I never did it because I'm not that kind of troll, but it would be too funny!

[dicapriho]

woman at work always has a croaky voice and doesn't clear her throat enough but then also she clears her throat too much i can't explain it

[ghiessa]

[this-cat-is-d]

Just found out that my favorite artist blocked me on Twitter. It is so unbelievably over

[paganinpurple]

Okay, I want to pre-empt this to clarify that I'm not making fun of rape or sexual assault. I'm nervously laughing at myself as a way to cope with the thought that I may be a bad person - as what a horrible thing to find funny.

So I saw this poster on the bus today, one of a million typical NHS-related or anti-hate posters we have here all the time:

And my first thought was that SARCS (Sexual Assault Response Coordination Service) sounds like it's short for sarcastic.

So I imagined someone going to them for help to be told very sarcastically that it's a horrible thing to happen to you, and of course, it's gonna effect you badly.

And I hate myself, but it made me internally laugh.

[arcsin27]

*reblogs a fuckton of controversial posts that would get you banned from twitter, doxxed, and cut off from all your friends as private posts, like screaming into a bottle and chucking it into the ocean* self care 😌