#(but also I am GOING TO CRY i hate it here)

[jolapeno]

✨ jolapeno turns three today 🥹

(or undercoverpena, mvtthewmurdvck - however you've come to know me)

no matter when i stumbled into your dash, whether through my bucky barnes stage, daredevil, the umbrella academy, daredevil again, call of duty, daredevil again again, narcos, triple frontier, the last of us, the mentalist, the mandalorian and likely back to daredevil again, thank you. not just for the laughs, or the notes; the kudos or the asks, but for being here when it's been cloudy and stormy. thank you for reading the things my brain comes up with and urging it to continue.

i started as a person who didn't know if she could tell stories and I'm now a person who loves to tell stories. even with the lows, this has still been a place I've felt super happy to be a part of, and I'm so grateful that so many of you have stuck around (or allowed me to forcibly drag you from fandom to fandom).

i wish i could go back and tell three-years-ago-jo that in two years she'll have friends she couldn't go a day without speaking to. i wish i could see the look on her face when i told her that she'll have written not one story, but countless romance stories after never thinking she'd be able to do it again. so thank you, for being here, for reading and supporting, for cheering me on and also being my friend. i love you all lots. (sorry not sorry for being a mush)

some special thank you's to just some people who inspired great things in me, who have seen my work when it hasn't been as polished as when it's posted and not judged me for my random misspellings or crazy dyslexia.

even when i didn't think i could do it, you all did. so thank you. to my friend aish, who held my hand through late night texts (which allowed me to find my tuesday sister @goodwithcheese without who i cannot humanly go a day without now). without @eupheme we'd never had had din going around the universe, without you telling me i could do it. and if not for @tonysopranosrobe we'd never had me writing outbreak joel who just can't keep his hands to himself and even more joel's since then. to the wonderful @secretelephanttattoo who inspired and cheered me on for do me yourself (it wouldn't have existed without you) i am amazed by you all the time. and to @luxurychristmaspudding for fancying the pants of frankie and blue so much we're still not sure who we're choosing, for helping me cull the ideas and holding my extra 'S' with all the love in the world. and @toomanytookas for being a sounding board when i change plot three times and not judging me.

and last but no means least, my panda, the girl i have trekked on a train for even if i hate trains, @thetriumphantpanda you don't just inspire great things in me, but make me do great things. your honesty and care with my heart and work is never taken for granted and if you're not crying as you read this, what the living fuck hahaha.

[sweetkiitsunez]

Can you please do a Satan x reader smut

❞ 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞

❞ warning: nsfw content (18+) + Gender neutral!sub!reader + Dom!Satan + rough sex and very messy + creampies + hairpulling + spanking + Satan is jealous + somewhat Paimon x Reader + biting & marking + jealous & rough sex + dubcon(?)

a/n: I apologize this is short and late, but college has gotten me so busy! As promised, here it is! Do forgive me that this is bad... 🩷🫶

"A-Ah!! T-Too fast!! N-ngh!! AAH!" The sound of your moans echos in Minhyeok's room. Satan's hips are in a faster as if he is in a rabbit in heat. The sound of wet skin slapping echos in Minhyeok's room and bed creaking. You wrap your legs around Satan's waist while crying and moaning Satan's name.

You had no idea why Satan is fucking you in a faster and brutal pace. It hurts, but also feels really good too as your walls were stretch by Satan's grith deeply inside your hole. The tip of his cock kept kissing your g-spot as you couldn't help letting out a loud moan as your eyes cross. Your body shudders when you feel Satan's tongue licking the bite marks around your neck and shoulders. Feeling the burn and wet saliva on your shoulders and neck while Satan is ruining your walls.

"A-Ah! Ah! AH! Mmm!! F-fuc-- AAH!!" Even when you tired pulling the back of his hair, but that's turns him on even more, making his hips snap even more harder. You remembered being pulled away from Paimon when he tired to give you a hug the moment that Paimon saw you in Gehenna. He hates it! It makes him even more piss when Paimon tries to kiss you on the lips or cheeks.

"Oh, come on, Solomon of Descendants, you can do better than that." He groans, letting out a few chuckles while his hips snaps like a fuck machine. His nails pierced into your squish naked thighs.

He is growling as he already bite your neck and shoulders, covering in his teeth marks. It hurts, but felt good. You are trembling like a leaf as you grips on Satan's long white hair tightly as if you're holding on to your life. His cock kepts hitting your walls. Can't remember how many times that you had came nor Satan too. He was too busy fucking your hole in a brutal face. He wants everyone in Hell and Heaven that you belongs to him too.

Your eyes rolls back as you let out a choke loud moans. He kept grabbing your thighs as he went on a mating press. The saliva is dripping down your chin as you are covered in sweat and fluids.

"You don't understand how angry I am right now, Solomon of Descendants..." Satan chuckles as his red eyes glued to your fucked body.

"Mm...! Ah! S-Satan! AH! You babbles out as you tries to say something, but he kept on fucking your hole to tire you out.

"Where are your manners, Solomon of Descendants? Too tired? He smirks at you as he looks down at you. "That Paimon kept being touchy with you, hah...!"

He growls as he mumbles and groan something about Paimon being too touchy with you. He let go of your thighs as he pulls your arms as he flipped you over on your stomach. You're taken back by this action. How the hell did he had so much stamina?!

"W-wait- Satan-!" You quickly turns your head as you saw Satan spreads your hole as he shoves his length inside your used hole again as you scream under the pillow. The glisten from the sex juice and wet skin slapping echos in Minhyeok's room. You grips on the pillows as you let out muffled cries under the pillow.

"Mm...! Mm...! Hm! Ngh...!" His hips met your ass cheeks. Satan raise his hand as he begins to spank your ass. A loud spanking sound coming from Satan as he spanks your ass, again and again, until it's red like his eyes.

"AH! Ah! A-Ah!" You let out a high-pitched gasp. It's hot. You felt like your body was on fire. He is brutal. Now, you understand why he is jealous after all... he is a King of Wrath... You belong to him and only him. You felt your vision begin to blur from those hot tears.

"S-Satan...- I-I'm... Ah! S-sorry... A-Ah! AH!" You cries in desperate as you look at Satan with droopy eyes. Your face is covered in sweat and the heat building in your face.

Instead of accepting the apologies from you. He leans closer as his hand grabbing the back of your head as he leans forward to connect his lips towards yours. Yours and Satan's tongue dances as saliva are dripping down from your chin. He got a taste of you, but his length is still inside you as he continues to move his length deeply inside you. You are shaking and trembling, but kept your tongue dancing on Satan.

"Be still." He commands in a rough sudden tone.

"I-I can't-" You whimpers.

"Yes you can, do you want to find out what will happen if you don't?" His red eyes met yours as he is glaring at you. Your body trembles as you nodded your head.

"Say it." He commands again as he pulls the back of your hair again.

"Y-yes... AH! S-Satan...!" Your voice trembles as you said it.

"Good..." He leans forward as he is biting your shoulder as he is picking up the pace.

"AH! A-Ah! F-Fuck! S-Sat- AH!" The sounds of your screams is letting louder and louder.

"Ah...! Hah...! Ngh-! Fuck, I'm gonna cum...!" He growls as he is breathing heavily on the back of your shoulder. "Take it! Take it!"

"You're mine, Solomon, got that? Fuck!" He snarl, gripping your lower hips tightly.

"AH! AH! AH!" You couldn't reply due to the sounds of your moans coming out of your mouth as the bed kept hitting the walls and creaking.

Releasing your orgasm as you felt Satan's groans releases in your ear as he releases his seeds inside your hole. The moans and groans suddenly went to heavy breathing and panting. Your face collapses on the pillow as your body is taking its time to breathe. Satan slowly pulls out his soften cock as the seeds is dripping down from your hole and onto the bedsheets. Your ass is red and swollen from Satan spanking you. Your hair is tangled up from Satan pulling it.

He is admiring his own artwork that he had created. He notices that you had passed out as he rolls your body as your back is laying on the bedsheet. You are covered in Satan's bite marks, fluids and also your own saliva. You had passed out. He was glad that he didn't overestimated or kill you. He brushes the sweat strands of your hair.

"So good for me, look how much you came, Solomon..." Satan murmurs as he gently kisses your sweaty forehead as you are breathing softly. He just can't wait to kick Paimon like he did to Sitri and Ppyong. He grinds his teeth as this makes him excited... He just wants everyone to know that you belong to him only because you are Solomon of Descendant after all... He was afraid of losing you again, just like Solomon who died. He gently caresses the top of your head as he wait for you to wake up from your slumber.

[hellonerf]

endless insanity incoherent shit about ame and love and family(featuring england and cana a bit specifically sorry france i actually do have thoughts about that there but i'm lazy and tired and this is incoherent already)(it didn't start off like that this is honestly like some stream of thought shit hence the incoherence)

some shit when i think about. sorry. colonial ame extremely upset tantrums theres no way england didnt hit him or spank him which would just upset ame more. ame would sulk and wish for england to drop dead because theres not much else he can say or do about the frustration. cana goody two shoes kid would be like why do you have to act out like that so much... ame immediate rage. probably hits cana like GO CRY ABOUT IT!!! and cana cries and then england walks in like America!!! and it just gets worse. but in the end when england has to leave again ame still clings and cries after england is saying his goodbyes. england does feel that he cares about ame deeply, so he does try to show his affection. theres some gap here between the care he shows and his "responsibility as a caretaker" if you will... and he's like a teen dad at this point? with his own shitload of baggage and ideas on responsibility from that baggage. man this family can be so interesting. i love tension

of course. this is just my crazythinking that in situations where, you could say, england's parenting was abusive of sorts, specifically in the physical way, to punish tantrums or etc... i think cana would be inclined to try to play polite kid to avoid punishment. and so he would feel maybe more vindicated? that he's the good example. in this it creates kind of a chasm between england/cana and ame. (why i think mapletea would just drive ame crazy wall smashing head insane, besides that ame already feels jealous/insecure like that anyways no matter what) this feeling is pushed by the revolution where ame and england are Like That, and here again cana sides with england(he's not Fully in it but he does technically side with england, and ame definitely views it like that). to him this is proof... of what you ask? i don't know..... that period where he was on decidedly bad terms with both of them, i always think he's like teenage-losing it about it. won't show it or at least will try not to of course, but it's genuinely something that eats at him so hard. (ame voice Nobody loves me. Everyone should love me. i could probably make that happen.) and ame decides things like that first and foremost with personal relations. this is specific, but im like, i think it's a mental testing he does on people. example, completely without their knowledge, someone's random act can register in his brain as an opposition to him, because his mind decided that's what it means.(somewhere subconscious). so for some time i'd imagine in his mind, that cana and england hated him, or looked down on him, or expected him to wind up dead anyways. ame is never not looking for approval and this fuels that sooooo much. it's like spite and anger and crying and stomping on the ground and in a way grieving. he's staring at the sky like it's unfair. they don't want me in their life. because i'm better than them. i hate them so much.(he wouldn't say it like this to other people, hate is a strong word, and i wouldn't say he hates them here either)

despite his bravado of "whaat? everyone likes me right?" the mental cogs are stuck here no matter what he says. cana loves him, even if it's so frustrating to, cana cares about him deeply. it fucks with ame's brain but he knows this deep down, that cana does love and care about him. at some point too he knows the same for england. but i also think he's like, specifically with cana too when he's specifically being really cynical about relations is like, "oh and he's only around... cause he has to be..." and ame wouldn't entirely be wrong there. and cana would argue so what! do you need a cosmic soulmate love to prove something? and ame is like (yeah i kinda do....). love can't just exist for you right here right now?! cana's love is "invalidated" in this sense. and also it hurts his brain too much to really think about the complexities in his relationship to both england and cana. that they really did care about him, but it's not easy. (hurts his brain... like why is interaction so stressful? why is it complicated? why can't people just go i love you and the end?). ame is not a romantic person but i think his view on love can get so fantastical like this. (he wants to be the one proposed to awwww omg you guysss...) at the same time it's a very simple view on love. he doesn't want to end up humiliated and is willing to humiliate others to avoid it. if love is true then there is One True Love... For him... JK! NOT FOR HIM!(slurps soda) who needs that shyit!!!(eats burger). a lot of things he can't/really doesn't want to accept. this is why i'd say anytime he ever felt feelings significant enough that even he would call it love it was mindnumbingly overwhelming. putting his eggs in one basket... don't fail me now!!! (and i always think none of his relationships are stable. duh. so). i like fics where ame is made to be like a crazy ex girlfriend. because he would. rather than love as a constant thing to do it sometimes feels more like an achievement or endpoint for him. something that happens at the end of movies lol... if love was happening REALTIME it'd be surreal for him to process. and like true genuine love not his fake idea of what love looks like

[biancasreign]

BE WITH HIM | CARMELO

“Carmelo!”

“What are you talking about?” Sierra called out to him as she followed his through the parking lot of his apartment complex.

“Man, I’m not even gonna sit here and do this with you for real.” He waved her off as he walked to his car. At this point he was over all her shit and she was the last person he wanted to see at the moment.

“Do what? Can you communicate? What the hell is wrong with you?” She huffed at him. Not only could she not believe he had her chasing in him in this dark ass parking garage but in the rain with her heels.

“What’s wrong with me? Nah, what the hell is wrong with you?” He shook his head as he pulled his keys out his pocket trying to find his car. With Sierra screaming in his ear he couldn’t remember where he parked.

“Nothing! I came over here because you’re tripping and telling me I’m not shit. How am I not shit Carmelo?” She asked before she spotted his car and walked around to the drivers side, blocking him from getting in.

“Man move, I got shit to do.” He mumbled as he stared down at her with nothing but anger in his eyes. He had so much love for this woman but at that moment he hated the site of her.

“Not until you talk to me. You can’t send me a text like that and then dodge me!”

“Sierra, I love you a lot and I’m trying to put space between us so I don’t say anything I regret. I’m trying to save the little bit of what we have left so please give me space before you make me hate you. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

“Yes.” She nodded her head knowing that he just wanted to be left alone. She didn’t understand what triggered him but in order to save them she would give him his space.

“Ight, where’s your car?”

“It’s in the shop. I got an Uber here from work.” She mumbled as a tear rolled down her face.

As much as he wanted to tell her to call an Uber and leave her where she stood he couldn’t. He had too much love for her and his mother didn’t raise him that way. He had to make sure she got home safe especially in this rain.

“Get in the car.” He spoke as he unlocked the doors and got into the drivers seat.

Nodding her head she walked around the passenger side of the car and got inside. The tension in the car made her want to cry but that would only annoy him more so she refrained.

She reached into her purse and grabbed a couple wipes to clear her face of the sticky makeup she was covered in thanks to the rain. When she left for work she had no idea it was going to rain because if she did she would’ve skipped the heels and the makeup for today.

She also didn’t know she would be chasing Carmelo in the rain but here she was with curly wet hair and slippery heels. In the drivers seat Carmelo sat annoyed that despite how angry he was with he still cares about her so much.

Although they weren’t official they knew where they stood in each others life. That’s why he was so upset she was in some dudes face and that why despite them not being together she would chase him in the rain and mess up her silk press.

“Can you just tell me why you’re mad?” She asked him about twenty minutes into the ride. The sitting in silence was killing her and she just had to say something to him.

After a few seconds he turned the radio up making her raised her eyebrows and turn it back down. She knew she was as playing with fire but she wouldn’t allow him to be overly rude to her without an explanation.

Laughing to himself Carmelo shook his head and looked out the window to collect his thoughts before turning back towards her.

“You out here in other niggas faces. Dancing on them and you think shits sweet?” He finally said to her.

“What? You’re talking about when I went to the club last night? What am I supposed to do just stand on the wall? I’m not even your girlfriend so what’s the problem?”

“Sierra, don’t do that. I promise you don’t wanna take it there with me.” He felt himself getting upset because she was the reason they weren’t a couple.

“Don’t do what?”

“I can treat you like you’re not my girlfriend for real. Say the word and I’ll leave your ass alone. I swear to God I will.” He looked over at her with the most serious look on his face. Sierra felt her heart drop when those words left his mouth and that’s when she knew she had fucked up.

“It doesn’t even have to be like that. I just don’t understand why you’re upset. I was at the club dancing on a guy. He didn’t mean anything it was just a dance and I don’t get upset with you when bitches are in your face.”

“When bitches are in my face I back them up. I don’t entertain them but let it be a nigga in your face. This is the same thing we just talked about with ole boy.” He got everything off his chest while he could.

“He was literally my friend. I don’t understand what vibe you get from him and why you’re mad at me about it.”

“Ight, I’m not doing this shit. You can go be with him if you’re not going to listen to what I’m saying.”

“What? I don’t want to be with him. I want to be with you and you know that.”

“Then act like it. I’m not going to chase you nor be in competition with other niggas about you. I’m a grown ass man and I can look at him and know that he wants you. I want you to stop playing with me.”

“Then you need to apply the pressure and make me feel that way. Tell me I’m your girl and you only want me. I shouldn’t have to guess my position in your life!”

“Sierra, I only wanna to be with you. I want you to be my girl. I want you to be my wife. I want you to have my kids. I love you and I need you to understand I’m not playing with you or about you.”

“I love you too.”

“Ima need you to cut ties with ole boy. I’m not cool with y’all being friends when he’s tried stuff with you in the past. He doesn’t respect my position in your life and as your man I’m not tolerating that shit.”

“Okay, I’ll cut him off. I just want you and that’s it. I’m sorry for making you feel any different. I really am.” She looked him in his eyes as they sat at the red light.

“And you got me. Just don’t make me regret that shit. I loved you for a long ass time Sierra. Let me be that man for you. The one that you need.”

“I love you too and I promise you won’t regret it.”

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tag list: @bebesobrielo @trentybenty @amandairene88 @kiki1704 @paigereeder @uceyliyahh @skyesthebomb

[shewhowas39]

wip whenever

thanks for the tag @khywren!!!

i'm working on a prompt for the @thekindredcollective's Fall in Faerun event. which is also going to serve as that smutfic i've been promising for reaching 200 kudos on Juniper & Starlight!

anyway, it's Liars' Night in Waterdeep....

***

“Fangs! There you are!” Karlach shouts when she sees him. The towering tiefling’s single horn is poking out through a massive, curly, blond wig. Black makeup is smeared across her eyes and down her cheeks, as if she’s been crying, and she’s wearing a loose shirt that hangs off of one shoulder with a pair of leather pants. “You light your pumpkin?”

“I did,” he replies. “What exactly is your costume?” 

He knows the answer. He just can’t quite believe it. 

Karlach’s face splits into a grin. “I’m June!” she says.

“Gods below.”

“Just wait. It gets better.” She looks over her shoulder. “Oy! Shadowheart! Come show Astarion your costume.”

A moment later, the half-elf appears at Karlach’s elbow, smirking evilly at the vampire.

“Gods below,” he repeats with a groan. 

Shadowheart’s white-blond hair has been curled and pinned up to look shorter than it actually is. She’s wearing a half-laced white shirt with sleeves rolled up to her elbows and tucked into black trousers. But the part that really completes the look is the smear of lipstick in a deep, bloody shade that is smeared across her mouth.

“Hello, darling,” Shadowheart says in a mocking tone. 

“I hate you both.”

“You love us and you know it,” Karlach says. “But what are you meant to be? A librarian?”

“A professor, actually.” Astarion raises his voice. “And a much sexier one than any you might find here in Waterdeep.”

“Watch yourself, Astarion!” Gale - who is dressed as a clown - calls from across the room, where he’s talking to Minthara, who doesn’t seem to be in any costume at all. 

“I thought the point of the night was to dress as something we’re not,” Astarion says. “But both of you seem to be dressed as yourselves.”

“I have sworn an oath of vengeance,” Minthara states. “I am dressed as one who has sworn an oath of devotion.”

Meanwhile, Gale merely casts an illusion of tears running down his clown face at Astarion’s insult. 

***

no pressure tagging @dalgursbate (who helped me brainstorm for this fic, so thank you!) @dungeonsdragonsandlawyers @amoremagnificentbastard @andauril @selunesdreams

[byunbaekhyunie]

@monwillica & @merrybaekmas asked: which EXO member is most like you?

JONGINIE

[lotus-pear]

bsd fic authors i understand yalls pain SO well right now why is it so fucking HARD to write dazai. like i have a whole fucking spreadsheet dedicated to tireless analysis i have done on my part so i can accurately characterize him but he is such an unpredictable and morally gray character that it's hard knowing his limits and boundaries and where he draws the line for himself.

[pardonmydelays]

i have a confession to make: i'm actually doing better than i ever was

[hydn-jpg]

i just read all the current chapters of id2 and i. i need to lie down

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

questioning sexuality is so exhausting

[chryblossomjjk]

...

[cranberrymoons]

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[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

So stressed that you're calm but cannot for the life of you be productive because of this weird state you're in

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3

awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!

and i--sigh.

okay.

i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.

part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!

buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.

so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,

and to now, as always, angels:

please enjoy the very, very...

worst part of your day. ;)

-uncle nina <333

[hella1975]

i feel like i need to do laps of the house rn i have so much to talk to you guys about and idk where to start

[archduke-enver-gortash]

i will go to sleep NOW 🫵 (pointing at myself)