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[mariusslonelysoul]

Lawrence stroll and i are united by our delusions and love for lance fr

[no-lavender]

Tubbo: “If that rats didn’t kill us we would have 1 more percent.”

Quackity: “That is my cue to leave.”

*Quackity leaves*

Tubbo: “That rat bastard”

[vampiromano]

why 'stardust'?

…because you're all that's left

ISTG LOOP!!!!!!!!! I NEED A REVEAL‼️‼️‼️ IDENTITY REVEAL RN‼️‼️‼️

[wordsrundry]

[hellofears]

sending <3 to my grandparents and getting “tf is a greater than 3”

[thebeanestbad]

reading a Timothy Leary biography rn and this shit is soooo funny. “At this point his autobiography said he had a fling with Marilyn Monroe and gave psilocybin to JFK. Both of these were completely fabricated”

[starfirebird]

the package tracking: Package Delivered 3:40 PM Thursday

the apartment office: We don't have it, but maybe they'll do another round of deliveries this afternoon?

the post office, in person: the other post office is the only one that does deliveries now, and they're already closed for the weekend

the apartment office, 2 hours later: we don't have it

me: are you sure?

me: are you really sure?

me: are you really sure that the box of PERISHABLE EGGS is not in this office somewhere?

the apartment office: oh, actually we got it yesterday and it's in the return to sender pile

me: and why would it be there?

the apartment office: no idea. aren't you happy you have your package now?

me: do you not see why your behavior is a problem?

[suncrayon]

said something stupid and got your ass handed to you!!!!

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

he who does more is more worthy

[freewayshark]

Watched Wolf 1994 because Horror Queers is doing it this week and when I tell you I did not expect the comedy

[no-lavender]

ROIER ASKING FOR THE LIGHTING BOLT BACK BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING OF RICHARLYSONS HE HAS LEFT…

[squidwithelbows]

Underrated character growth throughout the sellswords trilogy is Artemis becoming weirdly smug about his unrequested makeover as soon as he can use it to be condescending at people he doesn't like.

[doodlerose]

Book XIV in the Iliad.

The Iliad’s an ancient poem about war and its costs, but it is also very funny. Shout out when Hera seduces Zeus, and he responds by comparing her to a list of his affairs and the resulting children. As like pillow talk, not like revenge or anything for her trying to trick him.

[eldritcheden]

Your honour, she's Bi

[slavhew]

Posting my thoughts here too.

PPS; there is something about BGD still looking the same while jake has so clearly changed in appearance. I don't have anything clever to add, except that that stupid fingerless-gloved hand is so quintessentially Dirk, it looks like an aesthetic choice that belongs to a man much younger than Jake. Because it does. Because Dirk stopped, while Jake had to keep going.

[wellship]

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