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[maybmila]

A while later...

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Rossi: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Hotch: Yeah-

Derek: *kicks in the door*

[camimadralicious]

Working out with the guys is so funny ...

Rafayel acts like he doesn't even know what sport is and you couldn't pay him enough to do it, but then he has arms as if he's ripping apart tree trunks with Cpt America everyday for fun.

Xavier may or may not have heard about fitness. Maybe he dreamed about it and magically got thighs that could easily crush bowling balls (and could work quite well to ride on...).

And then you get usually calm and collected Dr. Zayne telling you 2 seconds in that cardiologists have A LOT OF STAMINA *wink wink* and then proceeds to let out grunts that sound like he does some other pushes and pulls. Please let me live, Sir.

Way to make someone thirsty *before* the training....

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Really funny when characters die in their debut chapter to me

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[maraneedscoffee]

this is for people who can relate, but does it bother you when others say stuff to you, like "you shouldn't be hard on yourself" "Stop placing so much expectations on yourself!"?

It doesn't work that way. It doesn't "stop." yeah, if it just stopped when I dropped it believe me it would have gone away by now.

And we work on it. But you know what's worse? These people giving shit advice don't even show that they care. They are emotionally distant from you and yet act like your friend. They don't provide reasons for you to trust them, or even see them as worthy of listening to. They come to the aid of other people and yet ignore you. When they finally do see your issues, that's when they give "oh you're awesome I like you don't have so high of an expectation UwU"

They never personally ask you if you are doing okay. they ask in public. Dude maybe I don't want to say how I feel when other people can listen/read what I say.

idk I'm so tired of the very people who make me feel like I'm not enough thinking they have ANY right to just give me horrible advice.

EDIT: also if you don't actually care don't bother talking to me or other people about whether we are fine or not. Go take your fake ass kindness somewhere else. Only seek us out when you are genuine.

[tilthedayidice]

Welcome Back to "Ooooooooooooh shiny!!!!!!!!"

Today's "Treasure" is: Gem of Restitution~

"An exceedingly loyal gem that just so happens to return to it's owners pocket if sold. Very useful... were it not for the fact that it is the circus genie who owns it"

I keep meaning to see if this means i can infinitely win it back from him too. I will report back with my findings.

[sidneypoindexter]

i cant sleep so have some brown-eyed tucker foley edits

[laikabu]

[headspace-hotel]

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

[sabrebash]

Furby field notes

[thatscribblingrat]

this is like my most hit tweet of all time

[lepitorus]

so that family photo, eh

[gin-juice-tonic]

now im just having fun

[mothzan]

Rolling around

[applestruda]

doing some background practice again! this time its impulse's base

[1smolbean]

barbie movie: is marketed as “haha barbie has to go to the real world with ken and mattel wants them to go back to barbieland haha funny adventure movie!”

me after watching it: is sobbing hysterically and undergoing an existential crisis, a breakdown, and a metamorphosis into a more confident and secure individual with the knowledge that under the patriarchy it is next to impossible to appease others and that you just have to go “fuck it” and be your genuine self while doing what makes you happy