#(that translates to: These bros are “Team Hanging”)

[cockkette]

baby alonso

charles leclerc x alonso!reader

warnings - swearing, google translate spanish, dad!fernando, tomfoolery + shenanigans (it is alonso!reader so are we suprised), i think that's it xoxo

face claim - girls on pinterest

y/n.alonso

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y/n.alonso: causing chaos in the aston garage per usual 😘

comments

astonmartinf1: not too much chaos though... right

y/n.alonso: of course

fernandoalo_oficial: my daughter is an angel and can do no wrong 🤨

user1: praise the alonso father daughter duo we all say in unison

user2: and to think this man committed war crimes

y/n.alonso: allegedly* 🙄

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fernandoalo_oficial: now that you finished with that waste of time you can come to every race just like when you were little cariño!!

y/n.alonso: by 'that waste of time' do you mean the university that you payed for?

fernandoalo_oficial: yes i'm glad we are on the same page mija 🩷

user3: you heard it here first fernando alonso says university isn't important

astonmartinf1: this is not the view if the aston martin f1 team or any of our sponsors

user4: is he trying to kill admin?

astonmartinf1: i fear he might be 🥲

user5: baby alonso is the paddock princess

user6: she is living the dream for real

y/n.alonso: it is pretty sweet being a nepo child 💪

lance_stroll: you know it 😎

user7: i'm praying for aston points

y/n.alonso: hang on i'll pull some strings brb

y/n.alonso: dad! lance! score some points!

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user8: she's so pretty 😍

charles_leclerc: she really is

carlossainz55: bro do you actually have a death wish

fernandoalo_oficial: i'll see you on the track leclerc 🙂

y/n.alonso: papá!

astonmartinf1

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tagged: fernandoalo_oficial, lance_stroll and y/n.alonso

astonmartinf1: race weekend with a special guest 😉

comments

user9: we love baby alonso

user10: BABY ALONSO

user11: get her to sort aston martin tf out

y/n.alonso: guys i'm trying my best 😔

fernandoalo_oficial: mija lawrence is going to make me go to another pr training session if you keep doing this

user12: the king can't get locked up in pr jail!!

charles_leclerc: i might have to swing by the aston garage 😉

fernandoalo_oficial: you might fucking not

charles_leclerc: yes fernando, sorry fernando

user13: charles is going to get himself run off the track

user14: charles is a braver man than me fernando might kill him

y/n.alonso: thank you for having me! it's always so so much fun 🩷

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user15: petition for y/n to be at every race ever please

user16: where do i sign

user17: her paddock fits are literally everything to me

lance_stroll: she has started to give me fashion tips to 'inspire' me please don't encourage her

danielricciardo: you might want to start taking the advice...

lance_stroll: oh 😦

fernandoalo_oficial

liked by y/n.alonso, charles_leclerc and 324,391 others

fernandoalo_oficial: i think i need to fire my new race engineer she's mean

comments

y/n.alonso: boo 👎👎

fernandoalo_oficial: don't boo your own father

y/n.alonso: don't be a boring old man

sebastianvettel: she's got you there mate

fernandoalo_oficial: what the fuck are you doing here!?

jensonbutton: she gagged you fr 💅

aussiegrit: ate and left no crumbs

sebastianvettel: slay 💋

fernandoalo_oficial: what is actually happening

user18: i swear they will never miss an opportunity to try humble nando

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user19: i'm sure charles wouldn't mind having y/n as a race engineer

fernandoalo_oficial: no.

user20: the way i would never speak again

user21: noo i would love them together

liked by charles_leclerc

user22: in my head they ARE together

astonmartinf1: i mean we did get points this weekend soooo...

y/n.alonso: you're welcome xxx

y/n.alonso

liked by charles_leclerc, astonmartinf1 and 283,912 others

y/n.alonso: home sweet home 🏠

comments

user23: how is charles always in the likes before me? i have notifications on?!?

charles_leclerc: you snooze you lose mate

user24: he really is just like us (in love with y/n)

user25: too bad he's too scared of alonso to do anything about it 🤷‍♀️

yourbestfriend: your outfits always eat pretty girl!

y/n.alonso: aww thank you baby

user26: oh to be called baby by y/n

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fernandoalo_oficial: have fun!

fernandoalo_oficial: not too much fun though be careful and safe

y/n.alonso: yes papa

user27: he forgot who his daughter was for a second there

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astonmartinf1: see you next race week!

y/n.alonso: wouldn't miss it!

user28: yesss

iamrebeccad: i miss you (and your gossip)

y/n.alonso: miss you too (don't worry i have plenty more)

user29: show it to me rachel!!!!

charles_leclerc: i'm in madrid too we should meet up

fernandoalo_oficial: what are you doing??

y/n.alonso: i might take you up on that offer cha 🤭

fernandoalo_oficial: noooo stop this

user30: this is sending me 😂

user31: the way they are fully ignoring him

user32: i won't ever get over y/n calling him cha

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charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: time to unwind

comments

user33: wait is that y/n???

user34: it totally looks like her

user35: my chay/n heart can't take this

user36: the matching shirt with the dress? please!!!

user37: charles + spain = slaggy pictures

user38: and we thank him for it

liked by y/n.alonso

user39: omg y/n does not give a fuck

carlossainz55: where was my invite bro?

charles_leclerc: i'm so sorry i was too busy...

carlosainz55: i thought it was bros before hoes

chalres_leclerc: nah my hoe is 4 life

user40: so unserious i swear

pierregasly: i love knowing things nobody else knows

user41: tell me please

user42: pierre is my biggest opp rn

pierregasly: don't hate the player hate the game

user43: he is the king of gossip

liked by charles_leclerc

user44: i've been manifesting this for months i hope it's y/n

user45: oh so you're crazy crazy?

y/n.alonso

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caption- look who i bumped into 😉

replies

charles_leclerc: you say this like we didn't come here together

y/n.alonso: i'm trying to be mysterious and nonchalant

charles_leclerc: dork 🤓

y/n.alonso: you know you love it

user46: OMG

user47: this is so important to me

fernandoalo_oficial: tell him not to try anything

y/n.alonso: whatever papa 🙄

charles_leclerc

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tagged: y/n.alonso

charles_leclerc: happy 6 months mon amour 🩷

comments

user48: they are already my favorite couple ever

user49: the way i will be yapping about them i am about to get at least 10 times more annoying

user50: as you should tbh

user51: i'm so so happy for them but this might take fernando out

user52: i just know he is being restrained by aston martin rn so he can't comment

astonmartinf1: 🤐

user53: the goat is being silenced

pierregasly: now the secret is out i feel less special

user54: it's a tough life out here for the gossipy hoes

pierregasly: don't i know it

y/n.alonso: i love you

charles_leclerc: i love you more

user55: ew are they going to start being sappy on main now

pierregasly: i fear they might

liked by charles_leclerc and y/n.alonso

oscarpiastri: bwoah

user56: felt that

user57: charles has... game?

maxverstappen1: we are all as surprised as you are mate

user58: flabbergasted fr

maxverstappen1: he bamboozled us all with his loserness

user59: max i know you're not talking rn

y/n.alonso

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caption- this jacket looks supa cute!

replies

fernandoalo_oficial: ewww it's so ugly 🤢

y/n.alonso: papa i'm sorry for not telling you about charles earlier

fernandoalo_oficial: i'm not over it yet i feel betrayed

fernandoalo_oficial: i just need time mija

y/n.alonso: you are so dramatic old man

fernandoalo_oficial: what the sigma?

user60: my favorite wag and nepo baby

charles_leclerc: please tell me you bought it mon coeur

y/n.alonso: yep! and when you get back to the hotel i'll be waiting for you wearing just that

charles_leclerc: fuck i'm on my way right now i'll just get the food delivered you aren't going anywhere

y/n.alonso: yes sir

charles_leclerc: you kill me cherie

user61: I JUST KNOW CHARLES IS LOSING HIS SHIT

charles_leclerc

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tagged: y/n.alonso

charles_leclerc: my ferrari girl ❤️

comments

fernandoalo_oficial: i'm still mad but no one told me but this is actually kind of cute ig

charles_leclerc: woo he likes me now

y/.alonso: don't push it amor 💋

user62: i'm sobbing he loves her so much

user63: if my bf ain't like this then i don't want it

y/n.alonso: he is pretty great icl

fernandoalo_oficial: i think i preferred when i didn't know about this... now you don't shut up about him

user64: she is so me

y/n.alonso: i'm you're ferrari girl

charles_leclerc: that's right baby

user65: shut up shut up i can't handle this

user66: they are literally everything

user67: i don't know how charles managed to hide this for 6 months

user68: now he posts y/n all the time 🤭

user69: ikr its so cute!!

carlossainz55: he can't keep a secret to save his life so he just yapped to me and pierre all. the. time

pierregasly: and he wasn't exactly subtle in the comments 🤨

scuderiaferrari: y/n is a ferrari girl confirmed 😦

liked by y/n.alonso

user70: everyone is a ferrari fan

user71: even if they are not, they are a ferrari fan

a/n - thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed and as always any feedback is apppreciated <3

[nonbayanary]

HiruSena ft. Philippine jeepneys (the most common method of transportation here)

CONTEXT: When jeeps are full during rush hour, it's normal to see two to four men hanging onto the back of the jeep by the railings. This shit is dangerous, because if you lose your grip while the jeep is moving, you'll get into an accident.

This is also something that both Hiruma and Sena would definitely do.

RIP HiruSena, you would have loved commuting via clinging onto jeeps like your life depends on it (and it does)

HiruSena Jeep series: (1/2)

EDIT: It has a playlist now on YouTube and Spotify!

[lokideservesahug]

The Wrong One...

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Pairing: Sergio 'Checo' Pérez x celebrity!fem!reader, (platonic) Max Verstappen x reader

Warnings: Some swearing. Badly translated Spanish (I'm sorry).

Notes: Anon ilysm. I'm so glad that people want to read stuff for him. I've been meaning to write for him and idk how I haven't yet (says the woman currently in the SP11 shirt...).

Summary: Y/N Y/L/N visits the red bull garage and everyone thinks she's with a Red Bull driver... except they all guess the wrong one.

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Yourusername

Yourusername: What great fun in China and thank you @redbullracing for inviting me!!

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Redbullracing: It was an honour to have you Y/N. It was truly a great weekend because you were in our garage.

↳ Yourusername: ❤💙 I'm sure it was mainly a good weekend because of your 1-2 finish...

↳ Redbullracing: It didn't hurt...

User1: guys, I don't think that's max

↳User2: No, it kinda looks like him

↳User3: Ha. It looks more like Checo than Max lol

↳User2:...

↳User1: Shit... maybe oomf on twitter was right...

User4: Y/N can act, model, draw, be gorgeous etc. What can't she do?

↳User5: Yeah I do love her stick man drawings

↳User4: They show pure talent!

↳User5: Support a good F1 team

↳User6: 💀 what and the one with the 1-2 finish wasn't good enough for you?

User7: Someone said that that dude looks like Segio Perez...👀

↳User8: Yeah but even if it is, it doesn't mean they're dating... Two people are allowed to just hang out platonically

↳User9: Bro look at that photo. He has her hand comfortable around her waist and they look like they're they're in love that they're about to get married

↳User8: It depends on how you view it

↳User7: Omd...

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Yourusername

Yourusername: Loml and apparently my best kept secret.

Te quiero cariño. Gracias por tantos años maravillosos juntos. No puedo esperar por el resto de la eternidad contigo❤ (I love you darling. Thank you for so many wonderful years together. I can't wait for the rest of eternity with you)

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Redbullracing: We love you Y/N

↳Yourusername: Lym admin💙❤

Schecoperez: I love you more mi amor. No puedo esperar para pasar el resto de mis días contigo. (I can not wait to spend the rest of my days with you)

Maxverstappen: Well done on finally coming out you two

↳Yourusername: Tysm Max. Doesn't mean I won't run away with your gf though😏

↳Maxverstappen: 😮

↳Schecoperez: ¿Qué? ¿Querida?

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Tysm for reading, I hope you enjoyed it.

As always, likes, reblogs and especially feedback is always welcome.

Taglist (idk if this is your thing so if not then sorry) :

@nikfigueiredo @mysoulispainted @leclercings @d3kstar @hiireadstuff @a-beaverhausen @nichmeddar @lozzamez3 @stinkyjax @marymustdie @littlesatanicassholebitch @mehrmonga @insanedeathwish @ems-alexandra @a-disturbing-self-reflection @cherry-piee

[sucka4pain]

𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘!❣︎

haikyuu men with a thicc!s/o

Bokuto Koutarō, Aran Ojiro, Ushijima Wakatoshi, & Tsukishima Kei

Includes: Ass slapping, sloppy make outs, mentions of sex, sexual tensions, possessiveness, and dirty talk

Probably went a little overboard with Ushijima and Aran but can’t blame me🤭

Pronouns aren’t really mentioned

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!

Bokuto Koutarō

The PERFECT COUPLE!!

Nothing is better a couple who both have CAKE

He likes to play with your ass. LIKE DRUMS. Not THAT way…

He likes to slap it while you are laying on your stomach.

Even tells you to play with his😭

“Come on Y/n! It’s actually fun!!” “Kou, I’m not gonna mess around with your ass😑” “please?🥺” “…Fine”

Now he’s happy.

Okay but like when he FIRST slapped your ass, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Bro was shocked by the recoil on that thang

When you guys are fucking he ALWAYS has to do back shots first.

Him seeing your ass bounce back on his dick as he breaks your back just gives him heart eyes.

100% has his hands on your ass at ALL times!

Even when making out especially

If you two are out walking and you have on jeans, he has his hand in one of your back pockets.

Aran Ojiro

Ugh black KING😫

He’s an ass man it’s the truth

HE HITS IT FROM THE BACK EVERY TIME!🗣️

Your with your friends in a party and your twerking? He is RIGHT behind you catching it.

“Damn Babe, did your ass get fatter or what?🥴” “It’s the same as always babe😂” “Definitely hitting it from the back again tonight..” “Oh hell nah! You nearly broke my back last time!😭” “Baby that ain’t my fault you walking around with THAT behind you😍”

He is a SUCKERRRRRR for you in jeans

You know damn well he is gonna be staring

Always gives your ass a slap before going in a game or even practice

He does it to kinda embarrass you but he calls it his ‘Good luck charm’

Sloppy make out sessions on his bed with you on his lap. His hands placed on your ass, squeezing and rubbing the soft surface as your arms are wrapped around his neck. Pulling him closer into the kiss making it even messier.

“You wanna fuck?” “Aran No!!” CAN NOT have a make out session without you guys fucking afterwards.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Lets be honest here

He stares with NO shame!

When walking together in public he’s always behind you

He doesn’t want anyone to stare at what’s his

Another one that was flabbergasted when he saw the recoil.

Short scenario:

You and your friends are having fun at a club. Ushijima and his team are chilling and talking. They hear cheers and look over to see you twerking on your friend, having a good ass time. NOW you at the time has TIGHT ass jeans. He blushed a little and his jaw dropped seeing how smooth and effortlessly you where doing it. You where barely moving and yet it was jiggling.

Hugs you from behind just to feel your ass rub against his crotch

As lewd as he thinks it is, he can’t help it

Don’t matter where or what time he is STARING!!

Your cooking and your back is facing towards him? He’s looking

You walk past him to leave and hang out with friends? He’s LOOKING (and tried to sneakily take a picture but fails cause his flash was on)

Even during practice he is staring!

“Wakatoshi quit staring at Y/n and focus on practice!!” Coach yelled and he nods going back to practice.

Tsukishima Kei

Ohohohoho lord…

Every second he gets, he’s slapping that ass

“Oh sorry Y/n, there was a bug on you~” “Mother fucker touch my ass again.” Guess what. He touches it.

Which resulted to him getting kicked where the sun don’t shine!

Looks like someone won’t be having kids!!

Jokes aside, he is VERY possessive

Gets mad at anyone and anything for looking.

Even if a kid just looks at you he’s gonna be like “What are you staring at?”

Like bro chill it’s a kid 💀

Loves to fuck you doggy style in front of a mirror and makes you watch.

“Look at that baby, you like getting pounded like this hm? Such a dirty little slut you are.”

2022 ©sᴜᴄᴋᴀ4ᴘᴀɪɴ — do not repost or translate my work. likes, reblogs, and comments are welcome!!

[pianokantzart]

My English class had to make a newsletter about anything, literally anything that we want it to be, and we had to write it as if we were in that universe. And I (of course) chose the Mario Bros. Universe. I call it Mushroom Kingdom Weekly. And I want your professional opinion on it.

Good layout Highly readable Love the background Lots of pictures Aesthetically 10/10

Luigi's Mansion 3 appreciation! (and LUIGI appreciation specifically <3) I love how everybody looks at Gooigi– arguably a HUGE crime against God and nature, whose very consciousness is an utter mystery– and collectively go "awe sweet! New companion!" That is the most Mario thing I've ever heard of.

Low key, when I saw that Yoshi was getting interviewed I was CERTAIN it was just going to be one side of the conversation and "Yoshi! Yoshi!" on the other side. A good joke? yes? Low hanging fruit? Also yes, but the fact that they actually provided and credited a toad translator creates the cutest mental picture. Dang, Lakitu's really out for blood isn't he? you can tell he probably works in reality tv.

Actually laughing at how this is clearly a Mario-positive magazine, but when Bowser Jr. sends in a comic about his Dad incinerating Mario the response is "wow this is very well drawn!" like alsdkjflkj they're so nice to that kid.

Adore how Luigi's got people fighting over him in the love advice column asdfljk he's gonna have a mailbox STUFFED with little gifts (as he should.) But yeah, Bowser should really just hire some pretty looking commoner with nannying experience to roleplay as a mom??? Then again he probably gets bored if he's not actively breaking the law at any given moment.

I know that the Double Dash article is focused mainly on Bowser and Luigi's team up, but boy oh boy nobody stands a chance against the pure, chaotic, destructive energy that will be the Daisy-Mario team up. King Boo and Bowser Jr. might be able to compete in terms of chaos, but NONE of those carts are crossing the finish line in one piece.

[clownboymcchucklefuck]

Virgil Evans Analysis

Analysis under the cut hehehe

Virgil is definitely one of my favorite yanderes just because of how deep his character is. Something about the mix of trauma and also just pure obsession and desperation go together perfectly. So first off, trauma and this man has been through some shit especially since his trauma is what makes him a yandere.

-Virgil’s Backstory:

First of all, a few days before Virgil’s tenth birthday he had an argument with his father who then had to go and visit his sister whose husband had passed away from another country and went on a plane. There was a malfunction during the flight which sadly killed Thomas. It’s pretty clear that this had a hard impact on Virgil and his childhood considering that he had to go to therapy due to his mom noticing that he coped by playing the games his father had bought him before he died in his alone time. 

In highschool he joined a track team and was the second fastest runner but then later quit since he figured that wasn't what he wanted to do for the rest of his life, his sister Sarah introduced him to theater and all this ends up showing a lot in his yandere behavior but right now we talking about traumatic backstory so shhhhhhh. He started a band with a few of his friends and it was going pretty well for him until one of his band mates started a rumor about him ‘sleeping around’ just because Virgil politely declined their love confession. Virgil got so mad that the bandmate couldn't handle the rejection that bro literally whooped their ass.

During college Virgil spent most of his time hanging out with his younger siblings and helping his mom with the house when she wasn't able to be home. He was doing very well mentally and was even considering getting himself back out there to start dating again. But one day as he sat in his house he started to question the state of his reality, That's when everything around him had started to glitch. Virgil could only watch and cry as he watched his family and everything he thought was home disintegrate and fade away in front of him. 

Leaving only him. All alone. 

-Virgil’s Yandere Behavior:

Oh dear.

Okay but as sweet and fluffy Virgil he is not one to fuck around with. I say this because I have literally asked so many questions, done so much research to say that escaping Virgil might as well be impossible. 

In that case that you do run away Virgil can 1, track you down using technology (Your phone plus other people's devices around you.) 2, will crossdress and mimic a woman's voice using his theatrical talents to gain your trust before revealing his identity and taking you back. Keep in mind that getting caught by Virgil after trying to escape also gets you the bye bye leg movement treatment where he puts you to sleep before paralyzing your legs. Also just running away period is difficult too, mf taking morning jogs and being the second faster runner in track is definitely catching my iron deficient ass.

Also you can’t hide anything from elf boy. I did send an ask because I saw some people trying to trick Virgil by revealing their plan in Spanish but since Spanish is one of the three languages Virgil speaks it didn't work. I tried the same thing but instead I used dutch. But surprise surprise even if you don't speak his languages they still go through his code and translate it for him. Also in Yoshi’s words, “he has your ip, your home address too, your government files say alot about you”. 

Virgil is always watching you. He watches everywhere you go. It doesn't matter if you're in his world or your world he can watch you. I innately thought that he could only do this through devices but no. Devices or not he always finds a way. He can also crawl through devices and you can’t stop him either. (Throw shit at him anyways though.) and this also means he can drag you back to his dimension too. 

Watches you sleep and steals your shit (Clothes) kjasnjkcnask-

He's a fae. That's a danger in itself. He can put curses and hexes on people if they have feelings for MC. But that's usually after he stalks your friend for any information to blackmail them about to get them away from MC. Same thing goes for if say a roommate is hurting MC then he’ll blackmail them to get them away from you but if they don't then he’s not afraid to take matters into his own hands. 

It is also impossible to get away from him by fighting. It’s been talked about a few times but Virgil was in alot of fights during highschool with different types of species so he definitely knows what he's doing when it comes to fighting. Virgil also doesn't feel normal pain like a human, throwback to when a ask stabbed him and he just casually said ow and pulled the knife out. He feels pain but nearly as much as a human does.

Now doing research for this theory and reading through all the WYS posts I found something and I'm shocked how much people forgot about it:

Even after death, he still knows who you are when you are a different identity.

-Overall Analysis: 

Virgil is very patient, calm and gentle with MC but at the same time he’s clearly not one to fuck with. If MC pushes the right buttons it can push him to curse MC and basically ruin their life. But that's extremely rare. He is a fae and despite being gentle and caring he can be dangerous. Whenever he paralyzes MC’s legs he doesn't know what he's done until it's already been done. A trait that is in Virgil whether it be yandere or OG he is always a caretaker, yandere Virgil however tends to have more twisted ways/delusional ways however. But at the same time he does prefer to take the more patient routes and kidnapping MC is a last resort.

Virgil is very family oriented, we can see that from his childhood, how he kept his dads necklace and how he treats his siblings. Virgil misses his family dearly and he’s clearly traumatized from the event. Something I find terrifying is that Virgil doesn't care if MC wants a relationship with him or just wants a roommate type of thing. He just doesn't want to be alone. Don’t leave him alone. You’re the only person that exists besides him. You can’t leave.

D̸͚͍̜̠͈̘͈͖̈̌̎͘Ǫ̶͕͓̻̝̺̺̗̩͉͠N̸̢̖̪͈̻̺̈́̋̓̎̅͠T̷̟̘̮̣͓̤̤͓̎̎̕ ̷̨̧̗̺̮͕̘̫͖̆͂̃͋͗̐̌͑͛́L̶̨̢̢͙̲̥̠̞͆̂̿͆̒̚͜E̷̡͔͖̞̤̮͚̬̰̐́͆̃̐̋̇̆̄̿͂́͜Ä̵̛͇̱̣̩͚̯̖̞̥̭́̽̓͗͊́̄̀ͅV̶͚́͊̓̀͘E̵̦̯͔͖̼͎͓̻̰͐̈́̐̕̕͠͝ ̸̘̤̥̳̆̅̆̃͋̏̔͠ͅH̴̼͖̉Ȉ̴͉̀̓͌͌̈̏̋͑̈́͘M̵̗̯̭͇̏͂̀̈́̿̽̄́͜ ̵̨͇̥̫͉̦̳̘̓͛̄̈́̎͒͘͜͝ͅA̶̼̯̞̔̅́̐͝L̵̻̠͖̜̥̊̈́O̵̯̘͂͐̅̎́̇͋͒̕N̷̨̢̯̦̙̜̙͉͍̽̑͒͑͘͜Ę̴̹̣̼͔͍̰̱̝̭́̽́̇͂̏̾.̴̨̣͍̙͖̯͈̜̂̀̈́ ̵̡̱̩͇̹͔̠̩̲̏̄̉̀H̵̡̬̰͕̖̻͇̳̬̓̓Ė̵̞̿̚ ̷̢̢̺̜̥̮͖̝̝̫̺̪̆̔̆̊̅̍̒͋̈́͘͝͝H̵͓̰̓͗A̴͈͓̓͛͒̾͋̔̃̕͝͝T̶̨̳̩̲̫̹̫̻̖̅͗̂̆̿͑͜͠Ę̵̗̗̰͍͎͖̰͂͘Ṣ̶̰͕͉̫͍̞̩͙̫̈́̉̐̔̂͒̎ ̵̟̦̙̳͚̗̦͇̊͑̉̍ͅỊ̵̢̞͚̥͇̺͖͔̣̹̈̿̉̀T̸̗̆̈̂́̊̕͝ ̸̨̡̳̮̼̮̥̔̏̏̅̂̀͝͝ͅḦ̵̱̘̌̈́̐͑̽́̀͒͋͘͝E̸͉̋̽ͅŖ̶̞̭͉͙͈̙̹͒̃͋̀̍̎̀̋̑͜͠Ę̶̟̣̝̮̰̺̹̙̻̼̐̂̏̋̂͆̅͋͘.̶͍̤̠̹̙̖̜͓͂̅͂̽͝ ̵̖̫̣̹̻̖̭̑̀͌̔H̸̺͔̳̤̥̞̬̊E̴̢̺̹̻̗̱̞͚̬̱̐͑̏̅̈́̓̈́͘͜'̵̣̞͔̼̈́̓̏̄̽̈͒͛̒̀̕Š̸̢̧̩̥͉͔͎̩̮̦̽̀́́͊̀̑̀̓ ̵̨͓̜̑̀̎͗͗̑̈́̔Ś̷͔͈̖̳̦̖̝̫͕̩̑́͌̐̀̌̅̓̃̚͘O̵͚͉̞̽̿̚Ȓ̵̛̹͚̤̃͋́͛͗̾̒͗Ŕ̶̨͚͈̹͚̮͂͗͛͜͝Y̴̪͍̪̼͖͇̋͂̓́̃̄̈́͘ ̵̨̯̳̫͖̞̬̦̌̉̒̿̒̇̽̂̂̚͘͝Ì̵̡̝͔̠̭̊̅̀́͘T̷̲̜͕̩͛̃̀̈́̀͌̇͌͗͘ ̶͇̦̠͉̭͕̯̏̍͌͂H̶̘̰̙̖̠̜̅͂A̷̮̩̝͖̗̿̐̐́̇̂͠͝S̸̢̞̤͛̀̊ ̷̢̺̮̘͍̬̥͙̦̃̋̽̿͛̈̀̅̓͜T̶̡̺͕̟̻͉̞͂̓̈́̓̇ͅÓ̴̜̝̬͎̍̑ ̴̢̛̞̤̥̯̩͖̳̝͉̱̂́̑̀̔͒͊̕B̶̨̧̙̘̬͖̱̙̗͕͌͑͆͊̌͛̒̆̉̆̓̕Ȩ̴͖̥͆̕ ̴̦̗͉͚̱̟͖͎̀͊̃̃͜͝T̸̡͎͓̥̝̘͕̪͚̖͙͌̂͐̍͜H̴̻͓̫̘̬͎͓͎̾̏̉͌̔I̸̙̒S̸͖̩͙̺̩͍̖͔̠̘̎̊̓̎̍̒̎͐̍̌̔̄ ̷̨̡̪̖̖̼͙͙̭̣̳̔̈́̒́̿W̸̛͖̙̪͎̄̓͐͆̑̀̾̕̚̚Å̷̧̜͈Ỳ̸͎̫̃̃͌͝.̷̙͍͉̣̤̈́̂͆̇́ ̶͚̻̫̟̘̺̗̋̈́̌̉́͋͋͗̕͠Y̶̭̜̘̭͕͖̱̆̂̆̏͜͜Ò̸̡͍̖̲̮̬̻̗̊̂̽U̴̧͔̗͓̻̥͚͓̙̒͠'̴̢͎̝͍͕̪̈́Ṟ̴͓͝Ẽ̷̢̯̰̞̳͉̬̻̠̻͗́̈̋̃̆̓̅̏̆̄ ̴̻̃̿͗̃̾̏͘T̶̨͇̖̖̰͚̺̠̪͈̙̟͒̿͊̆͝Ḧ̴̹̝̘́͆È̴̱̤̬͉͛̋͗͛͒̈͝ ̴̢̠̖̺̘͓̲̻̹͎̆̄̇̓͗́̈́̒́̽͝͝O̵̙̫̼̼̜̠͖̾̓͛͆N̷̺̑̌̑̏̿̃̚L̸̨̻̞͓͑̌͠Ÿ̷̘̰̮̹͇̗̺́̎̌ͅ ̸̹͈̟͕̹̣͛͋̕ͅƠ̶̛̛̰̙̪̝̠̦̫̑̈́̑͛͑́͜Ņ̸̢͈̭̤̲̠̣͍̻͓̂̅̎̓͜͝͝È̷̞͇̩̯̥͚ ̶̧̩̜̤̬̣͇̠͇̻͙͑̀̃͊̀͌͒̇̔͘̚̕H̶͕͖̪͎͉͊̓́̍̀̿͗́̑̕̚͜E̷̞̿̐͊̌̾͑̇́̇̐͝ ̴͎̙̬̀̐̀͐͋́͊̈̎̈͜C̶̛̜͕̘̙͓̞̗̮̬̽̍͑͋́̾̉͠͝ͅA̸̘͉͕̺̪̦͙̬̰͛͐́̊̂̊͘N̶̫̻̖̜̳̤͚̣̱̜̙͗̾̀̔̊̐̚ ̶̛̺̤͍̠̭͕̅̂͋̆̕̕͠T̷̠̣̿̎͂̽̔̈̚͝Ắ̴̧̢̠̞͈̩̣͚̱̭̄͐̑̐̔̽̉͊̕͜L̵͔̯̱͎̭͑̓̋̾̉̅̃̒̀̾̂͝K̶̮̫̙̻̪͆̓̐̊͒̅̊ ̴̧̻̖̈̽̈̽̾́̓́̕͘͝͝T̷̢̡̨̤͉̤̟̠́̉̓̈̇͗Ő̷͔̦̤̜̒͂̒̀̓̉̔.̸̪͐ ̸̩͒͆̾͐̓̓̎̉͝P̵̧̧̭͚̥̺̟̝͉̹̯͛Ļ̸̖̖͝E̶͍̯̰̭͈͕̥̭̦̮͍̗͌̽̈́̕͠A̷̡̟͕͌̎̅͛̽͋̎̊̕S̵̡̧̲̟̣̱̤͕̗͙̈́̀́̈́̈́͋̈́͆̏E̸͔̞͖͑̓̽͛̌̐̈̏̇̕ ̴̨̝̺̰̦̫̦̮̬̌̿́̐̏ͅͅD̸̫̱͔̰̦̯̠̘̩́̈́̀͆̀̈́̈́̀͌͝Ơ̷̧̫͍̟̿͌͛̐Ń̸̡̛͎̠̞̇͂̕'̵̨̢̢̦̩͙̰̻̹̗͛͗͆̓̋̾̔̐͠T̴̼̘́̇̌̀̈̏͝ ̶̥̪̲͚̮̟͑͐̈L̴̰̂͌̏̉͒E̸̡̟̦̺͙͓̙̖͑͂͌̅͛̒̕͝ͅA̵̭͗͗͛̾̽V̵̥͚̯͙̐͊̓͐̽͝Ë̷̝̩̞̺̟̓̌̈̂͗̎̎͝.̸̡̟͕̮͉̱̪̱͐̄̀̒̾̅̒͐̽̊͗̚ ̵̢̧͍̩̯̱͒̽͐̌̏̇̿̾̚͜͝I̶̹̤͝T̴̥͎̱̝̫̬̘̗̬̱̰̆͛̂ͅ'̸̢̺͈̦̥̱̳̻͕͕̦͉̆͑̋̾Ŝ̶̲̤̀̊̓̀ ̴̢̛͎̲̟̜̹͓͍͋̆̉̽̔̚S̶̢̪̩̞̦͓̳̟͇͉̽̐̓̉͆́̀͐̎̾̑͜͝Ơ̴̢͉͚̏͆̃̓̋̀͆ ̶͔̎̉̓̏̾L̷̫̖̮̮̪̋͋͆͋̍͘͝͝Ơ̵̡̢̝͕̲̫̜̝͉̿́̔̄͛̎͛̃̋͘N̶̢̫̝͎̩̻̻͋̈́͛͋̓̈́̍̔́͌͝͝Ȩ̸̰̼̉̔̅͋̂̉͛̾Ḻ̴̨̢̦̫͔̼̥͉̲̗̼̓́͐̔̚Y̸̡̳̊.̶̨͔̰͉̬̳̤̹͎̹͕̗̾̒̾́͛̄̋̅͑̅͗͠

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[asukaskerian]

monthly word count - may

TOTAL: 3 026... :((((((((( this month has been BAD for my concentration. upside, i plotted out several things like cherry wine and also wasted idk how long making family trees for uchiha and senju. totally essential, glad you all agree. u_u;;;;

ok i also tried to come up with a quick svsss arranged marriage bingqiu and got so into "no but i need more setup for it, it makes no sense like this" and now it seems to be SQH crack with qijiu instead because *shen yuan hasn't been born yet* what the frick self.

POSTED : nothin.

IN PROGRESS -svsss cracky plot divergence (1 545 words) -bleach suburban ot4 (1 481 words)

-- svsss -- The truth wasn't that Airplane had hatched a master plan to sneak out from under his System's unforgiving yoke.

The truth was that he'd been buried in emergency inventory lists to his eyebrows for the last two weeks, and just that day had to deal with eight different customers who couldn't understand why heightened demon-human hostilities would mean their ancient viagra tea would be harder to procure, all because his shifu thought he could do with more asshole-handling practice. The last thing he needed was Shen newly-Qingqiu getting in his face about the wrong wood being used in his tranquility-promoting benches.

Who the fuck caaaaaaares bro shut the FUCK up we all know it's because the wood grain's not the right swirliness for your "artistic vision"!

So he lost his temper.

In true Shang Qinghua fashion he lost it in the privacy of his own mind and nowhere else. "Ah, shixiong, you understand, we're too understaffed to send a team! It would be months before an expedition could be justified."

"Why is that."

Airplane had created Shen Jiu to be a bitch, but sometimes he was still surprised at the depths of bitchiness he managed to plunder with a single eyebrow.

"Because I try not to feed more than five shidis a week to Colossal Orchid-Faced Ants when I can help it?"

The way Shen Quingqiu paused and gave him a considering look had Shang Qinghua freeze solid for a second. Fuck fuck shit abort--

"Shang-shidi's tongue seems in fine form today," Shen Qingqiu commented in a silky way that Airplane translated into 'ooh, a challenger to my bitchy crown'. "One would almost think he didn't find his mistake anything to complain about."

... Jjghbgffhhh.

-- bleach --

Karate chop: umm. Hi! I hope i'm not bothering you, Grimmjow-san? Karate chop: we found new kittens! Kazui insisted we show you. :) Karate chop sent a picture Karate chop: they're hanging out behind my father in law's house, haha Karate chop: wonder where they were born? Surely not too far from here. Karate chop: ohh, there's one more kitten! She must be shy, it's the first time i see her! Karate chop sent a picture Karate chop sent a picture Karate chop: i'll stop spamming you now. Have a good afternoon, Grimmjow-san! Me: no new cats Me: rat royale battle tho if youre into that You sent a picture Karate chop: ahahahah oh nooooo, their little fists! Karate chop: :D :D :'D You sent a picture Me: lil flower in between two bricks Karate chop: oh! That's a carnation! How did she get there? How pretty. Karate chop: Kazui found you a buttercup!  Karate chop sent a picture Me: heh Karate chop: ~^_^~ Me: hey kurosaki Karate chop: yes?  Me: the fuck happened to your house Karate chop: oh Karate chop: haha Karate chop: Nel-chan didn't tell you? :) Me: She did Me: The little you told her anyway Me: s'about the other day? Karate chop: aheh... yeah. Karate chop: ( ; ω ; ) Me: im bothering to tell you im sighing irl is how much im sighing abt this. wtf nerd glasses kurosaki  Karate chop: ._. Karate chop: it's not a bad thing, really! The neighbors... Me: yeah i aint ever left a roof over my head over neighbors unless there was a knife fight involved. What else was in his moron cheeto head? Karate chop: aheheheh Karate chop: you don't mind if i talk to you about it? I don't want to bore you Me: i'm ASKING ABT IT do you want me to put up a sign too Me: give me the deets already woman Karate chop: :O grimmjow-san is a gossip!!!!!!!! GASP. Me: do i gotta pull out the emoticons

[yosajaeofficial]

JUNE UPDATE

WASSUP BROS AND HOES, IT’S ME, YOSA FRICKING JAE. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER UPDATE ABOUT THE JMC 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

Last time, I remember saying it’ll be different and things will spice up, and I am indeed gonna provide more stuff piled into these updates because the debut comic is taking so long. I wanna make sure you all get full when consuming these updates instead of being like “oh, nothing happened lol”. I have a good chunk of shit to talk about that’s outside of the comic itself, but it’s like behind the scene stuff about it :3

With that out of the way, let’s finally get started!

The Comic

(W.I.P OF THE OFFICAL DEBUT COMIC)

The comic is slowly making progress, the first thing that’s changing is me showing progress of the comic itself and giving ya’ll w.i.ps in order for me to give you guys content to look over, and because I just want ya’ll to see it yk? The honest truth is that it’s moving slow because of burnout. It was huge and made me wanna give up on the comic and leave the fandom, I was struggling for a good while but my best friend told me it was best to take a break and recharge instead of pushing further. They told me to do something else so I can regain my motivation and passion for the project, and she was right, because I’ve been having fun hanging out, watching her play Stardew Valley, and letting loose without the pressure for the debut comic to come out. I have to prioritize my health and well-being before anything else, and I know the comic will be done!

Also for you all to know, the team I had disbanded, and right now I don’t have a full official one to help with the debut. I have amazing friends that have helped look over the script, one did some sketch compositions, one helped fix up grammar in the script. They helped me greatly and I’m so grateful for them and their loving support even through all of the rough patches. For the most part, I’ve been doing everything on my own, and it can get stressful easily because of how much I’ve had to change my plans and shuffle around when the team disbanded. I’ve been the one doing the scripting, sketches, lineart, color, management, and just everything. Even if I try to act like things are fine behind the scenes, I definitely got more anxious and depressed after events occurred, so this break (not hiatus) has helped me recharge after going through a bit for this comic. To end this section on a good note, I’m feeling so much better and I’m recharging absolutely greatly, I even renewed my love for Donnie after a friend drew him 🦐 Sooooo…The JMC is still in good hands.

Bonus Content: The Villain

YosaJae, what is this? This is the section that’s hella new, the place where I show you guys some cool concept art, ideas, and plots that show the origins of the JMC or even scrapped/cut content. Today we’re gonna talk about the villain of Arc 1. Fun fact, two were created at the same time but one of them was finalized to be the primary villain for Arc 1!

(First ever concept art of Archie Gomez)

Here he is! The cat himself, ✨Archie✨ I needed some variety and needed an anthropomorphic character since Rise has lots of their mutants and yokai. Archie was a character that was a lot more serious and hella threatening but he was toned down after more arcs were created. For some reason, I included freckles because I originally thought, “Ginger people…..” then included the freckles to make him more recognizable. Let’s just say that they weren’t as rememberable as I thought because I forgot them after a while-

Fun fact, Archie was originally gonna be a native Spanish speaker but not be able to speak English. The actual conflict was gonna be about the turtles and Archie fighting due to language miscommunication, but it was later scrapped because of the issue with translating each of his sentences and being truly accurate with his dialogue. He also at first was a one off character that would never return, but he was popular that he became the reoccurring bad for Arc 1.

(Archie Gomez Evolution 2022-2024)

Archie had went through a good bit of design changes over the years and I changed him to be more easier to draw by giving him a more unique silhouette by drawing his head as a pentagon instead of a circle. The transition was at first a circle to triangle, but then the shape was too complicated to recreate so I had to go with a pentagon (as an accident at first too). That changed him A LOT but I was hella happy with the way he turned out because he started to look more unique and iconic. Pretty cool, eh~?

Aaaand that’s it! Thank you all for stopping by and coming in to read this update! I hope it was fun to go through and very refreshing. I wanna make my updates more like this instead of what was said above. Especially because this is taking so long, I wanna be able to go over behind the scenes with you all since ya’ll at least deserve that; I can’t keep being mysterious about the comic since it is taking years for it to be made, but it’s trial and error so I gotta do this in order for it to be worth the progress. I’m strong, I can do this! Hopefully your day/night is amazing, and take care until next time 😋🫶💜

[stormoflina]

Hey I don‘t know anyone that speaks hungarian can you please take a look at this video https://youtu.be/Q_HSIoTiK4s?feature=shared

I saw people in the comments say theyre disappointed in the way Dominik is speaking but I can‘t understand anything 😭. Can you translate some of it please?

Ok, so I think there must have been some mistake with the translation of the comments, because they are saying the guy - Marics Peti, another wannabe hungarian musician - was very rude, trashy, acting in an embarassing matter, and they are saying that even Dominik seemed embarassed by how he was acting, the things he was saying. So, it's not Dominik they are slandering but the other guy - rightfully see, he was being very cringe.

But here is the translation. M is for the other guy, D is for Dominik.

M: " Go to the fucking hell! When will you cut your hair, it looks very bad you dickhead!"

D: " [It looks bad] because i got beer all over me."

M: "We had a concert in Gyula, bro, yeah, we are livin' it" (he uses slang, it's very hard to translate)

D: "Where?"

M: "Gyula (hungarian city), bro"

D: "Where?" *mockingly, laughs*

M: "It's next to Leipzig, not far away."

D: "Then why didn't you come by?"

M: " Bro, invite me to one of your matches then. Did you get 3rd place in the Bundesliga then?"

D: "Yeah."

M: "Not so bad, bro..." I can't understand what he is saying after, but something mocking about RB Leipzig 😂

D: "But we are a good team! Bro, I will be honest, in the final.." *interrupted, starts speaking german to someone

M: "Bro, your juicy bottom lip, bro, I can't. I can't handle it."

*Dominik kisses the camera

D: " Bro, I was rooting for AS Roma because of you in the final."

M: " I thought so, fuck, I was crying [when they lost]."

D: "Oh no!"

* M says something about Dominik cant hearing him because of the type of expensive car he has?"

M: " Is your G Mercedes not working?"

D: " I sold it."

*laughs*

M: "Now what's up, is there going to be a celebration?"

D: "Yeah, surely."

Dominik flips the camera, showing the bus, some of his teammates

M: "Naaah, what kind of celebration is this?! Show us at least some hot chicks!" *says something else, but I can't understand it*

D: " I will start driving the bus if we won't get going."

M: "Yeah, do that, come to Budapest"

*Dominik starts walking, shows the camera one of his teammates, Simikas and Nkunku. They are posing for the camera. All of them start yelling*

M: "Wait, don't show more people because I won't know their names, you dickhead, fuck! What about Gula (hungarian goalie, plays for RB Leipzig), how's his knee?"

*Dominik speaking german to his teammates*

D: " He will be fine soon." *gets a beer, asks if someone could open it for him*

M: " Bro, a true hungarian opens it with his teeth, come on."

*Dominik tries to open it with his teeth as a joke*

M: " Ok, Neymar is calling me on the other phone, I will hang you up."

D: " No, wait! He's calling you as well?"

* they say their goodbyes. Dominik keeps drinking beer, than sing for the live with his teammates.

[justthoughts1310]

TBV Ch.6 Fan vs. Official Translation:

So, I'm impatient like most people. I often read fan translations when new chapters of Boruto come out, because waiting a month for a new manga chapter is ridiculous.

Since I read both the fan translation and the actual translation, I want to to point out a few differences that I noticed between the fan translation and the official for Boruto TBV Ch.6.

1. The Hokage'e advisors want Shikamaru to assume the position of Hokage. That wasn't as clear to me in the fan version.

2. Shikamaru wasn't interested I'm the old mission logs at all. He just wanted to talk to Ino. The fan version made it seem as if the mission logs helped Shikamaru confirm something, and then he chose to talk to Ino.

3. When Sumire told Boruto he looked good, and he said Ditto. In the fan one, he said "you too" which was dismissive but not as dismissive as "Ditto". A lot of BoruSara shippers see this as a win for Sarada. I don't. I think this reconfirms that in Boruto's life, Sarada is essentially Sakura and Sumire is essentially Hinata. If you know who Boruto's mom is, you know why this isn't exactly a win for Team BoruSara.

4. The whole conversation between Boruto and Shikamaru was hostel. In the fan version, Boruto seemed to be more open to the conversation. I think this reconfirms how much like Sasuke Boruto has become. It, also, might show Boruto's disgust for how Shikamaru once treated Kawaki. Remember, before omnipotence, Shikamaru never liked Kawaki.

5. Boruto doesn't respect or see Shikamaru as the Hokage. In the fan version, Boruto was very respectful and called Shikamaru Lord 8th. In the official version, Boruto is basically like IDGAF who the fresh mess you are Old Man Shikamaru!

6. This is the big one, because so many so called anime experts and anime bros have been like Boruto's going to crush Mitsuki, Boruto's going to embarrass Mitsuki, Boruto is going to destroy Mitsuki, Boruto doesn't see Mitsuki as a threat! Well, I always thought that was BS and this official translation proves it. In the fan version, Boruto refers to Mitsuki as "minor business". In the official version, Boruto basically tells Shikamaru and Ino that he has to hang up on them, because he has a "loose end" to tie up. The proves that his sees Mitsuki as too big of a threat to be ignored. Remember, growing up Mitsuki was Boruto's ultimate sparing partner. After Boruto and Mitsuki missed the Chunin Exams, they spared each other in the anime. Boruto knows that Mitsuki is powerful, and I believe that Ch. 7 is going to display how much stronger Mitsuki has become. Now, is Boruto still stronger. Most likely. However, is Boruto going to crush Mitsuki? Absolutely not. Mitsuki along with Sarada are his best friends in the entire world. He's not going to seriously hurt or injure either of them, especially when he knows that Mitsuki is under a powerful genjutsu.

[exitoath]

IF Fred Jones was real he'd be a country boy in my opinion.

It mainly comes down to how a character would be if you swapped their gender and how well that can translate depending on qualities about that character and how much would change.

IE someone like Daphne needs to be a female character because of her connection to femininity or at the very very least would be a queer man. While someone like Shaggy or Velma could much easier be translated into the other gender as their archetypes are more defined by things like stoner, hippie, or nerd.

If you want other media, like Arthur Morgan could be a female but he wouldn't be the same character, because of how women and men were socialized especially in the time and setting Arthur would've been in.

Idgie Threadgoode from Fried Green Tomatoes is basically a masc lesbian and to make her a man kinda misses the point of who her character is and what she represents.

That outside of the way let me yap more about Fred's character and what I'd personally think he'd be like if his home life was thought through a lot more.

Fred doesn't fit the Jock archetype. It's kinda like how Michael Scott is a bigot, (which I'm not claiming he is) it's not because he's genuinely hateful he's just kind of stupid.

I imagine Fred having been a very big Mama's boy, and that some way or another lost his mother, and this caused him to be fairly disconnected with his father, something he tries to rekindle time and time again.

It's why he does seem to show a big interest in sports and other dude-bro but he's clearly not someone who's very well known for it and hangs out with a socialite, nerd, stoner, and talking dog, instead of one of the bros. (to simplify their characters)

In Mystery Incorporated, it is also established that Fred's father is the mayor and also is deeply disconnected from his son like all the parents are with the main cast. Though I personally headcanon that Fred would be raised by a much less powerful figure in the town. More that Fred's father is a lot more conservative politically and though religious is not someone who follows the teachings of the Bible strictly. A working class father.

Anyway, Fred's issue would be focusing on trying to be manly enough even though none of his legitimate interests match closely up to what the men in his community enjoy or are interested in.

I imagine Fred would join the Football team to make his Dad proud, but dislikes the behavior of the fellow Jocks and fakes an injury or worse purposefully gets an injury or breaks some sort of major rule to get off the team.

Anyway it's too late to write down everything and so I'll make another post maybe to talk some more.

[twilightmalachite]

Christmas Live - Line to Line 2

Author: Akira

Characters: Yuuta, Shinobu, Hinata, Tetora

Translation Team: Mika Enstars & 310mc

EN Proofer: ryuseipuka

"Huh, what’s going on? Are we gettin’ robbed? Beat ‘em up, Tetsu-kun! ♪"

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Season: Winter

Location: Downtown

Shinobu: Hweeh!?

Yuuta: W-What is it? Don’t make weird noises out of nowhere, that scared me…!

Shinobu: Ahh, Yuuta-kun… Which means, the one I see across the street must be Hinata-kun, correct?

My soul nearly left my body there, you know~! You were talking to me just a moment ago, and then it was as if you suddenly teleported all the way over there! I-I thought it was ninjutsu for a second…!

Yuuta: Huh? What do you mean by that… Wait, you’re right, that is Aniki over there, across the street!

Hinata: ~……♪

Yuuta: W-What are you doing, Aniki? And what’s with that outfit? Is it Santa-san…? But it’s got horns, so a reindeer…?

God, now I’m angry! He’s doing some nonsense without telling me again!

Shinobu: (I don’t feel as though Yuuta-kun’s any different, though… He was also doing something without telling his brother…)

(But I think he’ll get angry if I say that; I shall keep my mouth zipped here. I’m the kind of kid who can read the room.)

Tetora: ~……♪

Shinobu: (Oh—I see Tetora-kun next to Hinata-kun!)

(Tetora-kun is, on the other hand, simply wearing the academy’s idol uniform~ But it looks a little too cold to wear by itself in this season, does it not…?)

(Uuu, it feels weird to be seen happily hanging out with a friend from class by a friend from my unit…)

(I don’t have a single clue how I’m supposed to act here… Ahh, I’m aware there’s more important things to worry about here, however!)

Yuuta: Aniki…!

Shinobu: Uhyah—!? Yuuta-kun, you’ll get hurt if you run here! Some parts of the road are frozen over with ice! Wait a mome—W-Woah!?

(Ooh… Yuuta-kun’s slipping through the crowd so smoothly! He must have really trained himself, whether in agility or something else…)

(I cannot allow myself to fall behind and lose! Nin-nin…♪)

Tetora: Woah—? Someone’s rushing over toward us, Hinata-kun.

Hinata: Huh, what’s going on? Are we gettin’ robbed? Beat ‘em up, Tetsu-kun! ♪

Tetora: Nah, I can’t beat that guy up… It’s your li’l brother, y’know?

Hinata: Ack, you’re right!

Y-Yuuta-ku~n? What a coincidence, meeting you here, huh? ☆

Yuuta: Don’t “what a coincidence ☆” me, Aniki! What is this? Why didn’t you tell me you’re working with, uhh… that guy from RYUSEITAI?

Are you hoping to leave 2wink for RYUSEITAI, or something?

Well, fine, not like I’ll stop you! I bet you got so sick of me always nagging at you, huh!?

Hinata: No, that’s not… Aren’t you misunderstanding, Yuuta-ku~n?

Yuuta: Then quit doing things that can be misunderstood every single time! If you’re gonna do something, then talk to me about it. We’re the two-in-one 2wink, aren’t we~?!

Hinata: No, umm? You’re wrong, this doesn’t count as cheating! I’m serious!

Tetora: Calm down a li’l, ermm, the Yuuta-kun twi—Yuuta-kun.

You can’t just yell at someone without hearing ‘em out first. You gotta listen to what your big bro has to say too, ‘kay~?

Yuuta: You’re just an outsider, so don’t stick your nose into this! This is a 2wink matter, a family matter!

Shinobu: Huff, huff…! I finally caught up… What’s the situation right now?

Tetora: Ah, Sengoku-kun. ‘Suuup~ It’s not every day we meet around town, huh~♪

Shinobu: O-Owh… It is because I can’t handle crowds… T-Tetora-kun, wh-what’re you doin’... doing here?

Tetora: How come you’re stammering like that?

I bet it’s ‘cuz it’s too cold to talk properly, isn’t it~? Ahaha~ Lemme go getcha some hot coffee. ♪

Shinobu: Ah, no! Leave that aside for now—Yuuta-kun’s strangling Hinata-kun, please stop him! I won’t be able to hold him back on his own with my strength, so…!?

Tetora: Oh, woah—Heeey~ You’re getting in the way of business by causing a ruckus in front of the store, y’know?

Yuuta: Shut it! Aniki, you better have a good explanation!

Hinata: Nggh… W-Well, you see… It’s just a small part-time job! I didn’t have enough cash for the ingredients for the Christmas cake, you see!

And you know~, I’m gonna make somethin’ really gorgeous this year! ☆

Tetora: Huh? But Hinata-kun, didn’t you say something ‘bout 2wink’s unit finan—Mmphh!?

Hinata: D-Don’t say anything! Please, Tetsu-kun!

Yuuta: Now what are you whispering to each other about? Well, whatever, like I care! What’s it matter what you do with the money you earn, Aniki! It’s Aniki’s business, isn’t it~?

And I get to have my own business, too! Let’s go, Shinobu-kun!

Shinobu: Huh? Huh? H-Hold on—... Go where? Awawa—?

Tetora: Hey, hold it right there! Please don’t be so rough with my comrade! He’ll trip and get hurt if you keep pulling him so forcefully!

Shinobu: Owowowow, you’re being rough too, Tetora-kun! Don’t grab my arm so tightly, you’ll leave a bruise—Wait, my arms are going to come off at this rate…!?

Tetora: Ugh~! This is gettin’ so chaotic, I dunno what’s even goin’ on anymore! Everyone, take a deep breath!

Or else I’ll make you zip it with my fists!

It’s almost Christmas, so don’t go doing somethin’ as stupid as getting all tense at this point in the year! If you don’t start bein’ good kids, Santa-san won’t come visit you!

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[arcplaysgames]

i'm finally up to the hawaii trip and i gotta ask: when Ryuuji's going on about the locals talking about the phantom thieves, does he put a little. i hate that i'm speaking mcelroyese here but does he put a little stank on it to make it clear that he's making fun of how they pronounce it

there is a thing in my next letter to you about how i suspect Mishima is a racist, but i think Ryuuji might be one too, from how he talks about the locals and An. like, neither of them are a level of racist that's socially unacceptable in japan, they're just a level of racist that pisses me off because i have to smile placidly and Be Tolerant at people who say this stuff ALL THE TIME

also, i KNOW i'm projecting but i am SUPER irritated that everyone who was a jerk to An is sucking up to her now that they need her english skills!

(You sent this to my side blog so I hope it's okay to publish, if not lemme know and I'll nuke. I'm gonna make it non-rebloggable just in case anyway.)

sup bro, sorry you reached the worst part of the game. Hawaii, esp if you don't have a romance locked, is horrendous. utterly miserable.

listen, sometimes we gotta use the McElroy-ese because its useful vernacular.

Flipping through my screencaps (which I have still not deleted for some fucking reason) of that awful sequence, I feel like Ryuji was at his most disrespectful and shitty. But some of that probably got lost in translation due to how the localization team had to bend so far to, like.... delineate between Japanese Characters Speaking "Japanese" and Americans Speaking English. It's hilarious, the two women who Ryuji fails to get it off with are speaking in THICK psuedo-Texan accents to make SURE the player understands.

So for me, I didn't get the racist vibes but I don't think I would have picked out vibes since Ryuji and Mishima treat literally everyone so fucking reprehensibly that.... pal, I wouldn't have fucking noticed unless they dropped a slur. They treat everyone like garbage or like someone they might potentially fuck. That's it.

That all said, Ryuji is so happy to thoughtlessly dehumanize people around him and sulks when he's called out about it, so I wouldn't be surprised. It's frankly kind of stunning how he just.... has no redeeming qualities that stand out against all his copious fucking flaws.

For Mishima, MAN. MAAAAAAN. When I think about the scenes in his SLink and that really fucking weird one with Futaba in her SLink, I don't even fucking KNOW. Am eager to see what you pull out of this shit because it's Yikes with and without cultural context imo. I heard he's vaguely based on a right wing weirdo but idk. I find it interesting that the game never seems to outright say Mishima is a good person and often gives the player chances to call him out.

The weirdness around Ann is a constant though, yeah. She herself is such a fucking ray of light, it's always.... interesting how everyone around her (except the player character) treats her like an aberrant of some kind. Given the treatise of the game, I assume part of the point is to show the difficulties of Ann's position and the attitudes towards her and the exoticization? But since they don't.... ultimately do anything about it (and circle backward with the whole Nude Painting arc) and her SLink doesn't say anything about it.... it's just another missed shot, imo.

Honestly, if you can hang on 'til the Royal bonus semester, the only Actually Great writing of the game is there. That's the only place.

[cleverri]

Hihi !! I love how u write snake sm ❤️❤️

Can I get some hc of snake and piranha with a teen member of the gang that the gang took in that follows them almost everywhere, maybe they accidentally call them dad or brother 🏃‍♀️

MULTI x TEEN!READER | written by MOD clever

warnings; some cuss words.

platonic headcanons of Mr. Snake and Mr. Piranha with a teen reader...

Mr. Snake

- Out of the entire gang, he’s definitely the most ‘annoyed’ by it. He’ll complain that they’re slowing the team down, and needs to sit out on most heists, or is just annoyed by their antics.

- But let’s be real here, he really only cares about their well-being, and wants to make sure they’re safe. He gets panicked when they mess up cause… What if they get caught? Sure, maybe he’ll reason this off with,

- “Oh, shut it. I just don’t want to hear any of you guy’s complaining. That would just make everything worse.”

- Nah man, he cares. The only thing that makes it slightly worse is that… (Y/N) following him everywhere would be so annoying and confusing to him. Like, can’t they go hang out with Mr. Shark or Webs instead???

- He gets, teasingly, called a dad from the gang. I mean, he’ll still act more grumpy than usual whenever this happens, but it’s something he’s just very used to already. So let’s just note now, it may take him a second to realize, if (Y/N) were to ever call him ‘dad,’ to realize it wasn’t exactly in a teasing manner.

- So, let’s just say it’s his birthday within the movie. The heist was a success, and now they’re back at the hideout, celebrating his birthday- Much to Snake’s ‘dismay.’ Blowing out the candles, wishing for a toast- Yada.

- “Alright, alright fine! I made a lot of enemies in my time, and I mean a lot. But out of all the people in the world… I hate you guys the least.”

- The guys joked around for a couple of seconds, saying how it brought tears to their eyes, but one little phrase stuck out to him the most.

- “Awe, thanks dad.”

- Snake only rolled his eyes, before being crowded by his friends, getting ready to take a picture. It wasn’t until he put that certain photo onto the fridge that he realized… They didn’t say that in a teasing manner. He turned back around and blinked at the certain teen, watching as they grabbed a hold of Piranha after he had devoured the cake. And he simply just smiled to himself.

~~~

Mr. Piranha

- It’s a fight for Webs and Piranha when talking about who is able to get along the ‘most’ with (Y/N), they’re both equal. Piranha is just able- If people weren’t too scared of him, he’d probably get along with teenagers a lot, due to his impulsive and chaotic nature.

- But also probably not the best influence on (Y/N). Like I said, he’s impulsive, practically crazy. Oh, they’re about to do something completely dangerous? OH HE IS ABSOLUTELY IN!

- "You want us to go and steal the bank by ourselves? Bueno, ¡vamos al grano, chica/chico!"

Translation; “Well, let's get down to business, girl/boy!”

- Has the most ‘big brother’ energy out of the whole group, I’ll be honest. He’s a ride-or-die person for the entire group But mostly for (Y/N) in this situation. If he was tall enough, he’d absolutely ruffle their hair, and lock them into a hug.

- Absolutely has gotten hurt for their safety. Was it, yet again, done due to his impulsive actions? … Yes, but seriously, he’s always getting himself hurt for the rest of the group. This wouldn’t exactly be a shocking moment at all.

- There would be no accident with calling each other sibling terms, Piranha already calls his gang such terms. Either teasingly or genuine, there’s no way they haven’t called each other with sibling terms.

- “¡Oye, hermano/hermana, el Lobo te quiere!”

Translation; “Yo, brother/sister, the Wolf wants you!”

- “¡Presiona el acelerador, hermano/hermana! La policía nos está ganando terreno, ¡quiero una mejor persecución de autos!”

Translation; “Press on the gas, sis/bro! The police are gaining on us, I want a better car-chase!”

- He loves calling his friends by family terms, because he genuinely makes him happy knowing they’re more like family to him. Having someone that he can do on, practically on a daily basis though makes it so much better.

[slothspaghettiwrites]

Let's Marvin Gaye and Get It On

Let's Marvin Gaye and Get It On

Story Rating: Explicit, 18+ only

Kink: Car Sex - having sex or performing sexual acts in a car.

Warnings: Car Sex, bird nonsense, ‘mating’ season, fluff, pining, a little messy and sloppy, hand jobs, I'm sorry about your car.

Relationships: Harpy!Sam Wilson x Male!Reader

Word Count: 2008

A/N: Harpy - A rapacious monster described as having a human's head and body and a bird's wings and claws or depicted as a bird of prey with a human's face. But make it soft and sweet and silly.

This work has Adult Content. By clicking “Keep Reading” you have agreed that you are over the age of 18 and are willing to view such content. My work is not to be copied or translated onto any other platform. I have discontinued my taglist - follow @slothspaghettilibrary to be notified of when I post new fics.

He was beautiful. The way he moved through the air like it was by the grace of the gods, like the sky was so lucky as to have him there amongst the clouds and breeze. A whirlwind of feathers and skin shining under the later afternoon sun.

Sam landed on the training paddock with a flourish, shaking out his wings and removing the new field gear you had requested he test out. The newer, lighter pack and boosters helped to shield him from gun fire and return fire while in flight. He knelt down to remove the training weights from his ankles and sighed, stretching out his talons before giving you a smile that set your heart fluttering like hummingbird wings.

"So what do you think? Anything need adjusting?"

“Dude, you ask me that every time, what do I always say?”

“Yeah, yeah,” you said, a sheepish smile on your face recalling all the ways Sam has praised your craftsmanship, compared you to Tony Stark even.

You took the gear from him and turned to head back into the compound. You wanted to talk to him more, the start of conversations forming on the tip of your tongue but falling short. Sam was a busy guy, he had stuff to do, hero stuff you were sure, and you shouldn’t keep him away from that. Soft feathers tickled your neck when he wrapped his arm around you, your whole body stiffening at the contact to avoid melting into his warmth and safety.

“So tonight, all the cool people are going out for drinks, and you should definitely come along.”

He smiled at you, the one that was blinding and cheeky and, you hoped, flirty. You’d been trying very hard to not fall into the pit of doom that was an office crush, but Sam Wilson was impossible to deny. You practically dove head first into that pit after the first time you were assigned to upgrade his flight gear. He was kind, hilarious, unfairly gorgeous. How could you not fall for him?

You agreed to meet up at the bar with everyone after the end of your shift. Coworkers enjoying a few beers to destress after a long week at work, bros hanging out, you could do that. Nothing about the invite implied anything remotely romantic, but it didn’t stop you from fussing in your rearview mirror before getting out of your car.

The team was easy to spot inside, easily the biggest and loudest group. Clint and Bucky were already arm wrestling, Natasha and Sharon had a small crowd of men around them, and Sam was nowhere in sight. You weren't going to let that get you down though, quickly joining Scott and a few other lab techs and engineers who tagged along. It was easy, chatting with friends about different projects and getting caught up in Scott's magic tricks. You were completely distracted from what was happening in the far corner of the bar.

"All right, all right, all right everybody! Tonight's first round of karaoke will be performed by the one, the only, The Falcon."

A round of applause erupted as Sam took the stage. As the music started to play, Scott shook your shoulders, giving you this look like you were supposed to know what that meant. You looked back up at the stage to cheer on Sam and he was looking directly at you.

"Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long," he sang.

Oh.

Oh gods.

Sam pointed directly at you, "Let's get it on."

You were on fire, surely. Your crush was serenading you. In public. In front of his friends. His voice was deep, angelic, and soaking your brain in those warm fuzzy feelings that made your insides turn to mush. He started dancing slowly to the music, some of his feathers flared, wings and chest puffing out. Heat rose in your cheeks as he continued to sing to you, completely ignoring the men and women fawning over him closer to the stage. All of the team was looking at you with sly smiles, Clint wiggling his eyebrows at you and Scott giving you a thumbs up.

As the song came to an end you rushed up to the stage and grabbed Sam's hand, his longer talons circling your hands. It was easy to drag him out to the parking lot. It was easy to let Sam pull you into a kiss before you could even unlock the car doors. It was easy convincing Sam to get in the back seat.

It wasn't easy convincing yourself that maybe the parking lot of a karaoke bar was the best place for your first time with Sam. Not that you were really ready, or prepared. Your back seat wasn't really where you store lube and condoms anymore. This kind of stuff didn't really happen with how busy your work shifts were nowadays and-

"Fuck," Sam groaned, rolling his hips into yours, pressing his hard cock into your hip, talons digging into your shirt. "I've wanted to ask you for two damn mating seasons to go with me. Jus' didn't know how, but now, gods, I can't get enough of ya."

Every heated confession he moaned against your skin sent shivers down your spine. You sealed your lips to his, fingers dipping into the feathers that decorated his shoulders, until it wasn't enough. You needed to feel Sam everywhere. He seemed to agree just as much, but he didn't seem to be as considerate as you in the moment.

A talon sliced through the front of your shirt, your chest stuttering as the tip grazed your skin. His eyes were born wide, gaze stuck on the way your body reacted to his. Only when you said his name did he look at you, that smile you hoped was always flirtatious on his lips.

You kissed his lips, soft and plush against yours. His desire was euphorically grounding, like finally the right amount of gravity was resting on you. It was your turn to roll your hips with him pinning you down like that, show him how much you wanted him and needed him right then. Months of pining and trying not to think of his talons digging into the flesh of your ass were coming to an end. You were going to know exactly how that felt, how his feathers would feel tickling all of you and not just your neck, how his cock would feel.

"Fuck, Sam, if you don't fuck me right now I might explode."

"You have lube, dove?"

You pause, catching breath while his question seeps into your brain. "You sing me that Marvin Gaye song and you don't bring lube, Wilson?"

"I honestly didn't think I'd make it this far, every time I flirted with you, you didn't flirt back."

"Oh my gods," you groaned, your head falling back against the fake leather seat and closing your eyes in embarrassment.

Sam laughed, a deep rumbling sound that came from his chest and shook the whole vehicle. His forehead knocked against yours lightly, his nose tracing yours until you opened your eyes. Gods, he was beautiful, pure fucking light and joy. You pulled him down for another kiss, whining when his talons wrapped around the back of your neck.

You moved your hand down his naked chest, fingers dancing over the expanse of muscles on his stomach. His body was so warm, feathers around his hips softer than you thought they'd be. He nipped at your bottom lip before biting and kissing at your neck. The need for more, more touching, more action, made your hands shake as they undid Sam's pants.

At the first touch of your hand running through the short feathers to grab his cock, Sam's wings puffed and slammed into the front seat and back window of the car. You laughed when he grumbled, an apology falling from your lips even when his other hand undid your pants.

While you didn't nearly jump out of the car, you did whimper when Sam's taloned hand wrapped around your dick. It was ecstasy, warmth pooling in your belly while sparks shot up your spine and made your head feel fuzzy. And when he started moving that hand, sharp claws teasing your delicate skin, it was almost too much. You wished you could see it. How different, and yet the same, his body looked next to yours, how his cock looked wrapped in your hand, how his hand looked wrapped around your neck.

He shuddered as you started to move your hand to the same rhythm.

"You okay?"

"Yeah," he groaned, pushing his face into your neck, mouthing at your pulse. "Jus' matin' season makes everythin' really intense."

"Just let me know if it's good, we can stop-"

"I swear, I'll molt all over this damn car if you stop," Sam hissed.

He fucked into your fist now more than you were stroking him. His cock leaked over your fingers, dribbling down and coating his own fingers still wrapped around your cock. The tip of his cock kept pumping into yours, a moan catching in your throat each time the wet tip touched your heated skin. More, more, more, you needed more and you needed it now before you both completely lost it.

"Fuck, Sam,” you grunted, hips grinding up to meet his, throwing your head back and hitting the arm rest. “Shit.”

“That’s right, dove, c’mon, wanna see ya make a mess,” he whispered against your ear, breath hot, panting against you.

He moved his hand from your neck and gripped the seat, his other hand letting go of your cock. You whimpered at the loss of friction and tugged at the feathers at the base of his skull, wordlessly demanding he touch you again.

“Hush now, dove, I got ya.” He pushed himself, smiling deviously before he moved your sticky hand away from his cock as well.

Sam took both cocks into his hand, the slick glide against your sensitive skin the more you were desperate for. He slowly moved his fist up, a talon catching the little dribble of the precum leaking from your cock. You moaned into his mouth, your lips right there to kiss him, but not sealing it. Not yet.

“Gods, fuck, faster, I wanna cum, please, Sam, please.” Your sticky hand grappled for something to use as leverage, anything just so you could rock your hips harder into Sam’s.

Arousal burned in your gut, your cock covered in the slick leaking from Sam, his feathers taunting your exposed skin. Sweat clung to your skin, making you slide on the seat with each thrust of your hips. It didn’t matter, you were so close you just wanted to cum, wanted Sam to cum all over your stomach. Your hand slipped off the center console, forcing you to fall back against the seat and Sam to move too hard and fast, gripping your cocks hard to steady himself.

"Sam!"

You squealed, a sound you didn't know you could make, but quickly forgotten as cum painted his fist. Your cock dribbled out all it could while Sam moved with more urgency. Every other word out of his mouth now was laced with praise and desperation.

"So fuckin' gorgeous, damn, wanna hear you screaming my name over and over again, dove. Fuckin' music, shit, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna-"

His lips slammed down on to your slack mouth, tongue swiping across yours, when he came. It coated your stomach and chest, hot and sticky. Sam's cum covered the both of you, ropes of it gluing you together. You broke the kiss off with a contented sigh, a lazy smile on your lips. He kissed your face, your neck, anywhere he could reach before he finally settled his forehead against yours.

The sound of fabric ripping forced you to come down from the clouds and open your eyes.

"Sorry," he winced, flexing the talons on his hand.

"Next time, we are doing this in your car."

[astaroth1357]

Demigod MC Series: Poseidon

Fishy fishy fishy… I honestly could write 100 more things for Poseidon MC and Levi. I just love the dynamic between an insecure, otaku shut-in and a chill California surfer dead set on becoming his friend.

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon 

For anyone unaware, Poseidon is also the god of horses. I know it's a weird combo, but I didn't write the mythos.

Lucifer

…..

They came out of the portal….

On a horse….

They brought the mortal down to the Devildom…

On a goddamn horse….

There's a demigod on a live horse brandishing a weapon and doing laps around the Student Council Room…

Congratulations, he already wants to pull his hair out!!

Honestly, it would have been preferable to pluck them out of the sea. At least then they'd just need a towel! What the hell were they going to do with an entire horse!?

And his nightmare didn't stop there. Poseidon is a notoriously mercurial god, prone to bouts of anger and spitefulness for reasons far less grievous than kidnapping his children… 

Their apology was swift and (seemingly) effective, though the tide waters around the Devildom did rise by several feet for some time…

As for the MC… uh… Well, they're an energetic one to say the least…

Lucifer hasn't met a more active individual since Mammon. They horseback ride, swim, surf, skateboard, and probably do ten other things - the point is, they Hardly. Keep. Still! 

They're also annoyingly easygoing… He can't count the number of times they've told him to, "Just chill out," or, "Hang loose…" What does that even mean??

Between having to order a stable made for their horse and just trying to keep up with them, Lucifer already thinks this mortal has caused him more trouble than they're worth… At least they keep Mammon busy...

Mammon

Upon first meeting them atop their horse, Sunset, his first thought was of course:

"I wonder if I sell that...?"

After that, they nearly fed him to sharks for trying to take their beloved steed on same night. Safe to say, he never touched a hair on its head again…

These two had a rocky start, but their relationship mended fairly quickly. As it turns out, the MC is literally one of those "go with the flow" types. You can say it was water under the bridge soon enough.

Mammon actually thinks the MC is a hell of a lot of fun, even if they're super laid-back. Most of the time, they won’t take his drive for money (or fear of his bills) all that seriously and tell him that he’s worrying too much, but they’ll still lend a hand if its on their way.

He finds their ability to control water pretty cool as well. Levi has it to some extent, but the MC can make a whole-ass whirlpool or use water like a whip! 

He once begged them to call up some rare fish for him to sell, but they got all pseudo-philosophical on him about how “trading life for material wealth” is “not cool, dude...”

He also made the mistake of challenging them to a splash fight only once…. They managed to drench the whole family with a single wave….

The only thing that bothers him is their weird insistence on being Levi's "Best Buddy…" Why would someone like them even bother with a shut in??

Is it the water? … Probably water. Levi, that lucky bastard…

Leviathan 

Thinks they're a big normie, no scratch that, a HUGE normie! The biggest normie he's ever met!! They skateboard and horseback ride for Devil's sake!!

...But they’re also, undoubtedly, the best friend he could've ever asked for.

To be fair to Levi, their friendship was sort of forced upon him. The MC took one look at him, his aquatic-themed room, and his pet goldfish then declared their new friendship status at that moment. 

Unfortunately for him, though, they're energetic, extroverted, and generally have little understanding of personal space… aka, an introvert's worst nightmare…

The next month could accurately be described as the MC doing everything in their power to make their stubborn "senpai" like them.

They would drag him out to the aquarium, beach, or pool; they befriended Henry so he could put in a good word for them; and they'd even bring him little gifts or trinkets they'd find on the ocean floor. Pretty shells and stuff like a cat bringing its master a dead mouse.

After he finally began to accept them as a persistent fixture in his life, he introduced them to gaming and anime and started accepting them little by little...

By the end of their stay, these two were practically inseparable. Not just because they like spending time together, but because they figured out they could have a telepathic link due to Levi being part sea serpent. 

No matter how far they are, they can always have a chat! (That no one else can hear so people think they’re just crazy...)

Satan

Satan honestly isn't the MC's biggest fan, he generally finds them too loud and gregarious for his liking. But their horse…?

He never really thought that he'd be a horse man... Yet it didn’t really take long for Satan to adore Sunset, their beautiful golden-maned mare. Apparently she's not their only horse, but by far their favorite traveling companion.

Sunset is a wonderful horse - brave, strong, and well-trained. It only took a few weeks before he was regularly sneaking out to the stables to brush her fur or feed her apples...

After the MC taught him how to ride, that was it. All other forms of transportation were inferior to him now.

Satan would ride Sunset everywhere and he looked damn good doing it! It takes all that fairytale Prince Charming thing he has going on and puts it through the roof.

It's a good thing too, because when I say everywhere, I do mean everywhere. Lucifer had to put seals on the House doors to keep Satan from riding Sunset through the hallways...

Of course, he’ll always let the MC have Sunset back when they need her!... with a little complaining but nothing terrible.

The MC doesn't mind much because Sunset likes him and they know he takes good care of her, but the rest of the House is slightly unnerved at how quickly he went horse crazy… What if they brought a giant crab instead?? No one wants to deal with crab-Satan...

Asmodeus 

Their body is just scrumptious. Oh, how he could look at their swimsuit-clad figure all day!! 😩

Between the swimming and the fighting, their form is toned to all hell and he can't get enough of it! Yes baby, yes!! Take those clothes off again!!! He'll help~! 😘

When he's not staring at them “totally respectfully,” then he's inviting them out to pool parties or begging them to take him riding...

There are parts of horseback riding he doesn’t like, the smell and the jostling specifically, but there is a kind of… romance to it, no?

He loves having the chance to snuggle up to the MC as they trot around the Devildom! It's so romantic, like they’re his knight in shining armor! (Or his demigod in a damp swimsuit, either works. 😏)

His Devilgram is just full of selfies of him and MC riding on the back of Sunset or sitting by the edge of the pool or them in the middle of a swim meet…

Yeah his Devilgram is now a one part him and one part MC-Appreciation account.

After the pact he'll eventually cool down some and stop staring at them like a sex-object, but even then he'll be at every swim meet. Don't you worry~

Beelzebub 

He actually really likes them! It's great to finally have another athlete in the House. 😊

The MC joined the RAD swim team just as soon the coach was able to convince Diavolo that having the child of a water god wasn't completely cheating... 

Since swim and fangol practice ends at about the same time, they walk home together a lot and complain about... sports things... (Forgive me, I don’t know sports. Uhm... Rival teams? Coaches? That one drill everyone hates? Stuff like that.)

Beel also can surf, skate, and snowboard so the two have a healthy competition going. They're about on equal footing so they tie often (except in surfing but Beel doesn't think that should count cause they’re probably cheating).

The only thing that he has to watch out for is Sunset… As in, he has to watch himself around Sunset because he absolutely could eat her on accident… 

Look, he doesn't want to and he doesn't even like horse meat that much, but even he has to admit there are times he gets hungry enough to consider it…

Of course, he knows that if he ever did Satan would rip him limb from limb then the MC would drown the rest so he really, really tries to control himself… but still… She’s a very healthy horse...

At least he didn’t try to sell her like Mammon. The MC hung him over a shark tank for that stunt… He’d feel bad, but Mammon kind of had it coming.

Belphegor 

The first time they met, the MC smelled like beach water and called him "dude-bro…" He didn't like his prospects.

For a while, he genuinely thought that they had a lump of sand where their brain was. They were just too chill!! Here he was saying that he's being held captive and they were like, "Well that sucks, man… I'll help ya, but I've got practice tomorrow. You can wait, right?"

It's not like he expected them to jump on top of it, but some urgency would have been nice…

When they eventually got around to helping him, he was actually looking forward to choking the life out of them for the extra wait. Unfortunately, they apparently had a horse…

Yeah, Belphie found out just a bit too late that the MC could summon their steed to them whenever they wanted and ended up with Sunset's hooves firmly bucking into his back for his trouble…

What followed was Belphegor running circles around the attic from the weapon-totting MC riding their terrifying murder horse until Lucifer finally intervened....

Thank the gods he wasn’t near any water….

As it would turn out later, as long as he's not being held captive in an attic Belphie kind of vibes with their laid-backness… They say they approach life "one wave at a time" or something.

He could care less about what that actually means, but what it translates to is "Stop stressing out and just keep chill" which he's all about.

Everybody should just chill out!... dude…. Nah, he'll let them stick to the “dude”-thing, it feels weird...