#(yes i need to touch grass.)

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

And you know that I would give you my wild, give you a child but is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything, or do you just not want to?

[veryaren]

this is my piece de resistance. my tour de force. my magnus opum

edit: inspo under the cut

FOUND IT

[fos-tis-zois]

practically wet thinking about sub choso with a mommy kink like mmhm yes baby suck my tits while i tell you i'm proud of you

[valewritessss]

My friend just made me download Airbuds how do I explain me listening to the entire Hamilton track

[dramaticallytrue]

having big "did anyone try the salad (the quicker fic)? i heard the salad (touching grass) is lovely?" feelings about the tag today

[goldensunset]

i don't really know how to word this but like i feel like i'm gonna forever have to deal with the pain and heartache of one of my very first pokémon games- the first 'normal' pokémon game i've ever played, that i will have lasting nostalgia and love for as a result of it being formative to my introduction into the series- being the one that will forever be looked down upon for bad graphics and technical issues as a result of the game having been rushed

like i honest to goodness want to scream and yell and cry into the void about how this means everything to me and will always be one of my fave games just in general. but how am i gonna do that without someone being like 'the broken overpriced mess? the one that's missing all this stuff from the older games that was great? the thing with all the cringe? that one?' or whatever. and the thing is they aren't wrong for their criticisms either like i know the fact that they rushed this wonderful game hardcore is a massive stain on its reputation and it hurts me too but like i cannot turn off the brain full of love in me and be a mean critic. or even an impartial one. i mean i criticize everything i love don't get me wrong i am constantly running my mouth about what i like and don't like. but at the end of the day i approach all media with an unusually optimistic mindset. if you see me talk a ton about something no matter what i'm saying you can bet it means i love it.

just. aaagh. it's always tough being a new fan of an old series. i'm like too embarrassed to express my opinions bc i feel like they're invalid y'know? i feel so exhausted every time i see something to the effect of like 'oh those poor kids these days having to deal with such bad quality everything what a bad time to be a fan of pokémon wow y'all make me feel so old' well see the thing is i actually am thriving and i love it here. and i'm also an adult myself so i have more critical thinking skills than people who played red when they were like five years old did. and even with the power of critical thinking i manage to be in love with this. join me in marvelling at the beauty of life

[lokiusly]

this is a delulu account btw 🤠💃🏽💅🏽

[piraticaltwit]

d.i chandler + Judy's pregnant ! / 3.02 ↳ i don't know how i'm going to cope with a baby again at my age. and a girl too. what do i know about girls? the only girl i know is him.

[deus-ex-mona]

such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

[kalak]

Luke takes after Padme and Leia takes after Anak- NO. Luke takes after padme until a situation gains any kind of stakes and then he employs anakin's tactic of solving problems (breaking shit and diving headfirst into trouble), and Leia takes after anakin but she employs padme's problem solving tactics(diplomacy and patience until the situation becomes very, very dire).

Also just characterizing luke as padme and leia as anakin is disrespectful to all characters involved lmao. It becomes 'luke is a soft mannered boy who cannot do confrontations' and 'leia is a ball of rage who's gurlboss and closer to the dark side' when like. Padme and anakin are not like that, first of all, and also it's giving 'one emo twin and one preppy twin because we cannot portray different enough characters without highlighting surface traits to the max' energy in those cheesy sitcom movies.

Let them both be fiery and gentle and girlboss and soft and whatever else! The characterization comes from when they show these traits, not from which traits make up their whole personality.

[bluecatwriter]

Today I was talking with a 74-year-old woman from church about Simon and Garfunkel, since we discovered that we're both big fans. Since I'm either hard of hearing or just can't understand spoken words very well, I often just kind of nod and agree with what someone's saying when there's background noise, so when she said something about them, and I nodded and agreed.

She nodded sagely back, and said, "I thought so. I just got a feeling. But that's okay, I don't care what anyone's preferences are." ...And I realized that I had accidentally just told her that they were in love with each other.

[cashewally-sarcastic]

The concept of Durin and Dvalin makes me laugh so much I want to push the funniness. You know how Elynas has that whole emotional speech about telling his daughter he loves her paintings and that he is so proud of her? Yeah that but Durin asks the Traveler if Dvalin is single. Being bit in the throat was the most romantic thing ever done to the dragon. He needs to touch grass. The traveler and paimon are P.P 'really???'

Traveler, probably in some wintery dreamscape, sitting on the made-up ground and staring directly at Durin: ….you’re in a mountain now. I just told you that your weird dead brother(?) escaped your stomach and started trying to commit murder. Also I don’t think Barbatos would approve of you.

[arassas-tyran]

Art by MashiMelli

[laurelwinchester]

at some point a certain fandom within the spn fandom is going to have to do some self reflection and figure out why they're so

a) wildly entitled for no reason

and b) utterly obsessed with portraying themselves as victims because they didn't get what they wanted out of a fictional ship on a cw television series.

[mondaymelon]

LET THEM COOK 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[angele-midnight]

I will always defend bad art’s right to exist - even if I don’t like it even if it’s annoying and ESPECIALLY even if it’s “cringe” - the second the internet decides what art can or cannot be created were careening down a slope towards mob mentality censorship

I swear y’all are obsessed with doing nothing wrong more than you want to do something right