#*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUNDS*

[f-ckingawful]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “lord of the flies” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a beast in the trees

my buddy jack, pacing: ralph is lying to us

[merakiui]

Rollo really made me go from "I don't like this man" to "His horrendous attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me and I want this twink obliterated"

HIS WAIST!!! (,,♡ᵕ♡,,) AAAAA YES HIS WAIST!!!!!!! So grabbable,,, he is such a rat and yet I love him. His personality,,, the polite, cordial façade that hides just how hateful he is. How much of an old man he is. HIS HEIGHT!!!! WAAAAA HE IS TALL!!!! I need to be trapped in a small space with him RIGHT NOW. AND HIS TALENT IS GARDENING AND HE HAS DARK CIRCLES UNDER HIS EYES AND HE LIKES TO CLEAN AND HE IS JUST SO PERFECT WITH HIS COLOR SCHEME AND AND AND AND!!!!!!! Quite literally made for me.

I also want him obliterated, but I also want him to obliterate me. :3 I am so obsessed with him that last year I wrote a psychological analysis of him for a class assignment. To lore dump about the Rollo Flamme in an academic setting was possibly the highest honor. He rots my creative brain, my academic brain, every inch of my brain.

He's so wonderful. If there are no Rollo fans in this world, then I simply cease to exist. I need him in the way a sheep needs a shepherd but also in a way a wolf needs a sheep when they're hungry. It's impossible........ orz I am not the strongest soldier when it comes to Rollo Flamme. I will fold immediately.

[retshirou]

my pamby, irep, and peri body type designs side by side 🩷🟦🟣

[quartergremlin]

Referring to your tags on the post of splinter not knowing how to hold babies, what if that’s subconsciously why he just went with them being boys? Because the girls in his family are sacrificed to the Shredder. If all the women in your family die young the prospect of having a daughter or children at all tbh would be exceptionally terrifying.

the ask in question

hey anon i know i shot first, but I cannot take what I dish out bc this ask has been flaying me alive. its been the only thing I've thought about for days. it makes so much, sad, sad sense. so I made it worse!

transcript:

Splinter:

I know I decided on sons… but what if I named one of you after your grandmother…

How about you Blue? You have a pretty shell…

Leo:

Peep! Peep!

Atsuko Hamato:

Anatawa Hitorijanai…

Splinter:

I’m sorry my sons. I won’t- I couldn’t. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

[tiger-balm]

Team canada plays: what's that swedish word?

[800db-cloud]

im sick but im thinking about captain falcon f-zero so idrc about that rn

[aquamaggot]

ugly little thing.. id squash it like spongebob to plankton

if u squint and crack ur neck theyre kinda like jean andmarco. jsut a little.

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

"the empty house is actually just a cover story for Watson beating the shit out of Holmes-" bad take. sorry not sorry.

[sporkberries]

"the things id do to that old man" brother you have no idea what i'd for a 50 year old woman.

[phoenix--flying]

having an ANEURYSM trying to plot the age fucked pjo characters ages

[chaseisglitched]

I feel like there needs to be more Stacy as an eldritch horror. A hecking creature :]

[utterdrip]

death isnt always the end of life, that much i know for certain

who knows? perhaps weve only just begun

[kisiselintihar]

i don't even care for that stupid white man.

[samthecookielord]

they shuld invent like.immunity tokens. to stop me from bbeing eliminated for.not doing the challenge (the challenge is essay)

[medeaschorus]

she shibuya on my incident till I arc

[elizahouseplant]