#*captain holt voice*

[figmentera]

Anyway so I guess being deeply misinterpreted is a trigger for me

[firstxprince]

RWRB is a very serious movie made by very serious actors.

[so-very-small]

the dashing borrower in the walls keeps trying to befriend me and brings me gifts and i entertain this, not because i particularly like them, but because if we hang out long enough their dad comes out of the walls to yell at us for our forbidden friendship. and the dad is pretty hot. it’s the long con. i’m gonna bone their dad.

[mabaris]

“men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.”

truly insane to have a character say this and then make them actually attracted to men in any capacity. btw.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

For $5 USD stop making everything about that goddamn show for five minutes.

[khaotunng]

The pure satisfaction I felt when that mean girlie got told off by samdal’s family OOOOOOH she’s so over

[tutselutse]

Is he gonna get... Bene-dicked down?

[is-there-gay-in-it]

Evan "Buck" Buckley

Show: 9-1-1

Category: TV Show

Portrayed by: Oliver Stark

Status: Main Character

First Appearance: Season 1, Episode 1, “Pilot"

Orientation: polysexual - NOS

Sexuality Confirmed: Season 7 episode 4, "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered"

Check the read-more to see if Buck is alive and for other trigger warnings.

Buck is alive! Trigger warnings for all sorts of medical situations and natural disasters. Also a hookup with his therapist in early season 1 that he still believes he consented to

[julesodd]

I will forever be mad at the german Hannibal dubbing for saying "Murder Brothers" instead of "Murder Husbands".

[morganafata]

I think that when Louis found out that Lestat was fucking around with Anteater-whatserface again, he should've just been like 'cool so the open marriage is back on' and then go get railed by every hot guy in the Quarter.'

I deserved a scene where Lestat watches the love of his life walk into a room, flash a 'come fuck me' smile, and watch every gay and bi man fall over themselves for a chance to hit, preferably while 'El Tango de Roxanne' plays on repeat in his empty little gremlin head.

[chronicowboy]

fuck it friday!

in honour of my penultimate exam being done and having a week off to study for my last one (which i will undoubtedly use to write more of this fic instead of studying) have the opening paragraphs of my angsty season 7 divorce era fic with zero context 🤭

Eddie has never been the most observant guy in the world, but he's good at noticing patterns when it comes to Buck. Good at noticing things period when it comes to Buck. Everyone tends to think Buck is erratic—but then again people also seem to think Eddie is observant when all he is is a paranoid army vet— unpredictable and impulsive, but Buck's impulses are about as predictable to Eddie as general sweeping statements are to psychics. So, he notices things. Patterns.

Like the old men that always seem to give Buck some lifechanging advice before dying on him.

Or the spectacularly bad decisions Buck seems to make once a year because he thinks its the right thing to do: whether to save his sister from her psycho ex, or to get his job back, or to save the last victim in a sanitizer warehouse, or to punish himself—at least Eddie assumes that was the year-long relationship with Taylor Kelly was about, but he may be biased in that regard—or even just to help out an old friend no matter the cost to himself.

Then, there's the glaringly obvious pattern of Buck's girlfriends that is such a blindingly bright red flag Eddie doesn't quite understand why he's the only one that it bothers. And there's more than one pattern. There's the rhyming of Abby and Ali, the fact that every serious girlfriend has an A in their name—really Buck should just date other vowels like Es and Is and another E maybe—the hair colour too, the meeting on calls, the death that clings to each of them—Abby's mother, the pig-man that had died within minutes of meeting Ali, Bobby's almost suicide filmed by Taylor and Chimney's actual deaths, Natalia's literal job.

So, yeah, Eddie notices Buck's patterns. But this one would be pretty fucking hard to miss because its the fourth time they've had to ship Buck off to the hospital this month.

gonna tag a few people but feel free to ignore!!! @danielsousa @diazass @diazly @gracelcdomas @poughkeepsies @jjudaslips

[i don't think i'll be posting many snippets of this fic because its gonna be quite spoilery all the way through but if you'd like to be added to the taglist for the final product do let me know!!]

[neonwebs]

[theclaravoyant]

I've been hearing the theory that Gerrard is going to captain the precinct for a while because something happens to Bobby?? Do you think you could write something about that? *prayer/please hands emoji*

AN ~ all aboard the Everybody Hates Gerrard Train!! whoo WHOO XD I am loving writing solidarity of these guys against that bench. I do have something angstier in the pipeline (ooof the buckbobby feels) but in the meantime I wanted to have a little fun with it.

tw for gerrard being ... Like ThatTM I may have dialed it up a bit for funsies. and because if Gerrard gets the Captaincy when Hen and Chim are sitting right there it might be dynamically interesting and whatever but imma still punch him tho

equality

“What are you wearing?”

Buck grins, turning away from the oven with a smear of cheese on his nose, and gestures down at his newest favourite apron. Printed across the front it reads: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

“Hen got it for me.”

Gerrard is distinctly not amused.

Buck's smile falters. Yeah, they warned him about this.

From the table behind, Chimney attempts an assist - “Buck's in charge of the kitchen when Cap's not here. It's kinda their thing.”

“Well.” Gerrard turns back to Chimney and gives him a bitter smile. “Then it's a good thing 'Cap' is here. So I'll decide whose thing is what. Wilson! Get in here!”

“Shocker,” Hen mutters, but she moves nonetheless.

“What was that, Firefighter?”

“I said, yes sir.”

At least Buck, who's been doing his best not to look like a kicked puppy, gets a snort out of that. Chim bites back a grin.

“Good,” Gerrard spits, glaring. “'Cause it'd be a shame to have to write you up.”

“Really?” Hen challenges. “'Cause it would be a joy to report you.”

Buck and Chim's expression turn from quiet glee to panic. Abort, Abort. Hen resists the urge to bite her tongue. She's put her foot in it, and Gerrard relishes the stumble.

“For what, hm?” he presses, closing slowly in on her. “For making one of my subordinates do something she doesn't want to do? Boo hoo.”

Hen takes a deep breath. She has to choose her next words quietly - She can't afford to make a wrong move, and set off the trap. But then a new voice interrupts from the top of the stairwell. Eddie.

“For putting the only woman on the team in the kitchen. Again,” he points out. His voice is clipped. Confident. Impatient. “When somebody else has clearly volunteered to do that task.”

Hen groans silently. She's pretty sure there's nothing Gerrard would love more than to fire them all in one fell swoop. And probably nothing Eddie would love more than to punch the guy and set that chain reaction going. But- it seems to work. Sort of. Gerrard stops closing in on her and throws his hands out as if this has all been an innocent mistake.

“Ohhh, so that's the problem! Why didn't you say so? Wilson. What's something Buckley hates doing then.”

“Uh... Laundry I guess?”

Buck flashes her a look - come on, man – but he gets it. She has to take the out.

“You heard the woman,” Gerrard orders. “Laundry. Stat.”

“Okay, um,” he waffles out some handover instructions - “It's on 350 degrees at the moment, if you wait about forty five minutes then dial it up for the last ten-”

Gerrard clears his throat. “Step to it, Buckley! I think the gym rags need doing. And you'd better not have that thing on when you get back.”

Hen mouths, sorry.

“Don't even worry about it. Happy to serve.” Buck forces a smile at their Captain, hands Hen the tea towel he's got draped over his shoulder, and jogs off down the stairs.

“Problem solved, then,” Gerrard resolves on their behalf. “Equality.”

He fixes Eddie with a shit eating grin. Lets his hands linger outstretched as if he's going for a big, weird bear hug. Eddie grimaces as the man goes for a half-embrace-half-shoulder punch instead.

“You've got balls, mi amigo,” he says. “I like it.”

[natandwandaseries]

Nat trying to write a burn for Steve's roast: Is Hemingway your favorite author? Because your just so Ernest.

Yelena: I don't think you understand how roasts work.

Nat: No, you don't understand. I said Ernest, like that name, instead of earnest the trait. It was really very clever.

[mirai-desu]

Miss Scarlet & The Duke » Series 4, Episode 1

[captain-hen]

I think a lot is down to perception depending on who your favorite is, though. I've seen so many good posts on eddie and his character development, also people pointing out that buck hasn't even had a scene that wasn't related to eddie. So I kinda feel the opposite sometimes, some people only see buck as a love interest for eddie (even though... he has a girlfriend) and some people are annoyed at every bit of screentime he gets, it's exhausting and kinda sad. They're both main characters and deserve the screentime

i'm just gonna put the rest of this under a cut because it gets quite a bit negative:

it's not that people are annoyed at every bit of screentime buck gets—they're frustrated and upset after season 6, which was particularly bad in the way it focused on him. season 6 had roughly twelve or thirteen episodes where buck had something major going on. that's insane! that's more than what eddie and chimney combined had! i don't think any other 911 season which had a particular character at the focus was so unevenly distributed in terms of screentime. so, no, i don't agree, and i think it's perfectly reasonable for people to be annoyed and frustrated about this, especially when buck's arc wound up going in circles.

and btw, this is still an unpopular opinion. most people are thrilled that the 100th episode is named after buck and will likely focus on him. i saw way more instances of people being told to shut up and stop being upset about 7x04 being buck-centric, than i saw people complaining about it. when people point out that buck gets way too much screentime, they'll instantly be accused of being negative and buck stans will act like you're personally bullying oliver stark by saying this.

so, like, it's not in any way comparable to the way the buddie fandom consistently disrespects eddie's character and makes literally every aspect of him about buck. i'm not denying that there are still some really good posts about him that go around, but for the most part? ao3 is a hellscape. there are posts that will just invent things about eddie's character that never happened in canon for the sake of shipping. people are so resentful and weird about eddie dating someone, even though it's the only thing he has going on rn, and they're never this way about buck's love life.

like...this is just the way it is right now. and i doubt it's gonna get better.