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Maedhros: Explain. Right now.
Maglor: It was Celegorm.
Caranthir: It was Celegorm.
Curufin: It was Celegorm.
Celegorm: It was Celeg- wait.
Celegorm: I don't know why I said that.
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It's insane how we've had platonic love shoved down our throats for so long that it takes a literal engagement announcement for us to be like ooooooooohhhhh, so they're like LEGIT together.
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You know you've done something truly dumb when Michelangelo is the face-palmer.
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OHHHH roxy was trying to put her mom in the sprite but couldnt but rose got put in the sprite later. the rose that died to the condense
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I love how Ishmael keeps complaining about having to be in a crowd of those uncouth, uneducated, shabby, superstitious sailors.
Dude, seriously.
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Why did it take me, an adult, rewatching Scooby-doo: Mystery Incorporated to figure out that Mr. E is a play on words for “Mystery”
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Cookie Monster facepalm
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I've been writing a cute payneland fanfic. And I googled 80s slang for Charles to call Edwin.
I picked one that was cute. Had fun writing a few pages. Was finishing and editing and had a flash of horror.
Pretty sure Charles would never call Edwin "babydoll"
Going to be doing some find and replace 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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kinda weird that carol danvers has existed longer than the right for a woman to own a credit card here in the US
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That moment when the village idiot is the one in control.
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there has to be at least one doomed timeline where roxy impulse ecto cloned rose pre session.
dirk video calling roxy and hearing a baby crying: hey rolal? is that a-
roxy: WHUPSGOTTAGOTTYLBYEILY<3
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Who owns who?
The weirdest part about the Jews Control the Media trope is that at least one of Facebook’s founders and Meta’s CEO is Jewish. Meta, of course, are the company who owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.
Much of the communications by these Pro-Hamas antisemites is done via Instagram - literally a Jew-owned platform yet they freely spew their antisemitic vitriol on it.
So basically what the useful idiots are saying is “the Jews control the media! The news won’t show you the truth! Here, look at my Instagram account (which is owned by a Jew) and I will show you how the Joos are controlling everything!”
So then they say let’s use Telegram which was founded in Russia, and is now located in Dubai - but won’t disclose where it rents it offices. (Source: Wikipedia)
How about TikTok? Countries have fined, banned, or attempted to restrict TikTok to protect children or out of national security concerns over possible user data collection by the Chinese government. (Source: Wikipedia)
Sooooo… let’s use a Russian app and a Chinese app and a Jewish owned platform to spread antisemitism and then claim the Joos are evil baby killers and the mainstream media won’t tell you the truth!!!!1
Did I get that right?
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Gonna love season 1 of Clone High when JFK facepalmed
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