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baby-xemnas · 8 months

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🐯♥🐻‍❄️

#lawbepo #trafalgar d water law #bepo one piece #my art #one piece #sweetie baby angel bepo and his awful boyfriend who spits in his mouth #sorry #but he does....i cant do anything about it

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cherubytes · 8 months

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decided to check out the tvtropes page for ultrakill and saw it had a drinking game section

#alcohol poisoning speedrun any%#gabriel #ultrakill #ramblings #id included #just putting this here bc i almost spit out my water #edit: this was trapped in my queue for like 2 months and i completely forgot it existed 💀💀

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loo-nuh-tik · 1 year

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She is something, your Claudia.

Interview with the Vampire S2

#interview with the vampire #armand #iwtv #claudia #assad zaman #*spits my water*#iwtv s2 #tvedit #loonuhtik

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vcrnons · 1 year

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the many faces of hansol vernon chwe, part 2 / ∞

bonus, feat.dino:

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fishcop · 2 months

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tmk episode 4 doodles- huge big humongous spoilers :]

#God. I was doing so much shitposting and then this episode hits me like a seven hundred ton truck full of cement blocks that crushed me and #Broke all of my bones and then all the cement blocks fell out and flattened me like a pancake and once I thought they were done falling I l #Ok up to see one last cement block as it pushes me off of the street and into the sewers below where I gargle sewer water til I am violentl #Spit out the other end of the tunnel into the cold rocky beach and I sit there wondering what the fuck I just watched and I am in shambles #Anwyayysdss good episode :D #Jrwi tmk #total monster kill

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ask-theredcrown · 2 months

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The One Who Fucks His Little Poet

"Excuse me what?"

#WHAT #THE WAY I SPIT MY WATER #ask narinder #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #the one who waits

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antikristvs · 26 days

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the-kingshound · 28 days

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no, i actually thought he birthed mordred through some magic mpreg stuff, news of him being a virgin is wikd to me /j

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#NOT THE MPREG #ON THIS BLOG #i almost spit out my water

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gallifreyanhotfive · 2 months

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Just perusing when I stumbled on

Excuse me, what???? 😡 This is a Master-loving household, goddammit. 😭 This article is clearly not hitting its intended audience with me. 💀

#it made me spit out my water #screen rant no #i dont want a new recurring villain to replace the master #are they even hearing themselves????#“what would i be without you”#come onnnnn #doctor who #dw #dr who #new who #classic who #the doctor #the master #maestro #thoschei #doctor x master #doctor/master

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quackysmackk · 4 months

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My dumbass whenever there's a nice middle aged man with messy hair, a messy beard, thick brows, and thin rectangle shaped glasses:

STOPPPP 😭

He’s probably dressed up as Santa Claus at one point in his life tho- let’s be fr 💀

#asks #fnaf asks #this made me spit out my water #I CANT BREATHEE #THE SANTA PICTURE IS PEAK #Henry is Santa confirmed

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ardans · 12 days

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*spluttering*

#my god #leandro trossard #leo trossard #i spit my water out #arsenal #arsenal vs tottenham

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hofmanns · 4 months

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Es loco porque yo miro ese evento [los Oscar] con mucha perspectiva por mi propia historia, por la lejanía que hay entre ser un actor de Uruguay y asistir a esa gala. No existe un precedente. Desde esa dimensión tan remota, me sentí como un espía, como si realmente no fuera parte.

It's crazy because I look at that event [the Oscars] with a lot of perspective for my own story, because there's no precedent with being an actor from Uruguay and attending that gala. I felt like an intruder, like I didn't really belong.

ENZO VOGRINCIC, photographed by Guy Aroch for ESQUIRE España

#the one where he's spitting out water dear fuckin god #also VERY rough translation bc yes spanish is my first language and yes im fluent in english however i am not a translator #enzo vogrincic #la sociedad de la nieve #society of the snow #dailymenedit #mensource #flawlessgentlemen #$

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originalaccountname · 7 months

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this chapter assailed me with silly jokes, mind-blowing revelations, and soul-crushing devastation

#this chapter slapped me across the face watered my crops and and spit on my doormat on the way out #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd 113 #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers

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gildedmuse · 8 months

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Listen.... Trafalgar Law is like Opposite Pick Me Girl.

Evidence:

He stole Doffy's whole look down to the shirtless sluttiness, feather coat and the earrings.

He COPIED DOFFY'S ACTIVATION METHOD. How "notice me, senpai!!" is THAT!?

Like Doflamingo, he acts as though your attempts at torturing him are absolutely precious.

Law straight up based his jolly roger on Doffy's. Like it's not even kinda subtle. (Not that Law does subtle. Which is weird for someone trying SO HARD to be dark, mysterious, and edge-y as Kikoku. )

Trafalgar spent years of his life travelling around the world, gaining notoriety and power, putting into place a series of intricate moving parts that all had to come together in just the right way all so Doflamingo would notice him and remember his face forever.