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[drysdalesworld]

Can you write a social media fic with Luca and his girlfriend announcing their relationship?

my lover

luca fantilli x fem!zegras!reader

idk why i always make the readers in my social media fics related to one of the boys somehow. i feel like that’s super basic lol. if you don’t like that, feel free to imagine reader as just fem!reader <3

y/nzegras just posted!

liked by adamfantilli, _quinnhughes, and more

y/nzegras: he’s definitely a man written by a woman and that woman is taylor swift

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trevorzegras: i knew i shouldn’t have let you go to umich

trevorzegras: WHO IS THIS MAN 💢💢

lhughes_06: i know something you don’ttttt hehe

trevorzegras: LUKE KNOWS BUT I DONT 😭 IM YOUR BROTHER

y/nzegras: bc he doesn’t have a big mouth like you

trevorzegras: 😟

adamfantilli: you’ve completely converted him to a t swift girlie

y/nzegras: making momma swift proud

luca.fantilli: frfr

userone: that side profile looks hella familiar i swear

usertwo: my moneys on rutger

userthree: nah it’s def either luke or luca usertwo

jackhughes: girl zegras is growing up so fast 😪

lhughes_06: the best couple i know fr

trevorzegras: i still don’t get why he knows and i don’t

luca.fantilli: damn, he’s holding your food AND flowers?? wife him up 😤

y/nzegras just posted!

liked by seamuscasey26, umichhockey, and more

y/nzegras: my lover 🤍

tagged: luca.fantilli

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trevorzegras: WHO IS HE?? WHO IS THIS BOY?? WHAY IS NAME?? WHERE DOES HE LIVE??

y/nzegras: chill

trevorzegras: I AM CALM

markestapa: MAMA Y PAPA 👨‍👩‍👦

jackhughes: finally! i don’t think i was going to be able to keep this from z any longer

trevorzegras: JACK KNEW BUT I DIDNT??!!! THE BETRAYAL

_quinnhughes: you’re mouth likes to yap trev. she had valid concerns, that being your big mouth trevorzegras

lhughes_06: you would’ve announced their relationship the second you knew bro trevorzegras

trevorzegras: i am speechless. the hughes brothers knew before i did 😔 i’m in mourning

dylanduke25: mother & father finally announced their relationship ❗️❗️

rutgermcgroarty: one big happy family 😌👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

luca.fantilli: my lover ❤️❤️

trevorzegras: i will find you

y/nzegras: you will not threaten my boyfriend t. stop being childish

jackhughes: so, i’m assuming you’re bringing a plus one to the lake house?

y/nzegras: exactly 💞

yourroommate: the cutest couple ever <33

luca.fantilli just posted!

liked by yourbestie, tyler__duke5, and more

luca.fantilli: i’d marry you with paper rings 🤍🤍

tagged: y/nzegras

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seamuscasey26: bro she immediately had you wrapped around her finger the MINUTE you saw her

markestapa: SIMP

rutgermcgroarty: SIMP

dylanduke25: SIMP

nolan_moyle: SIMP

lhughes_06: SIMP

nick_moldenhauer: SIMP

luca.fantilli: please get out of my comment section all of you

userone: they’re so cute!! <3

usertwo: THE TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCES

trevorzegras: i guess he ain’t that bad 😒

jamie.drysdale: bro stop beating petty 😭

userthree: HE’S A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH

adamfantilli: making my best man speech as we speak

y/nzegras: that won’t be happening for a couple of years bestie

adamfantilli: never too early future sister-in-law

yourbestie: i’ve had mine ready since the sixth grade adamfantilli

adamfantilli: i see how it is 😑 yourbestie

y/nzegras: i love you so much 💓💓

[smicksstuff]

summary: yngasly has become a fan favourite on the track. As the proud baby sister of Pierre Gasly she never fails to show her unwavering support for him. But, is he the only driver she is rooting for in the paddock ?

The PitBox Crew Series

read Part 1 here

The Enstone Life

f1drivers x yngasly

instagram edit

a/n: im so sorry for the google translate french! i tried my best 😬

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1 February 2023

yngasly

England

liked by isahernaez, carmenmmundt and 798, 673 others

yngasly just dropped by to say hi to my new bestie Big Ben ! gonna see you around often 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️

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carmenmmundt cant believe you would ditch me for Big Ben ☹️ but im still happy you are here !!! we are gonna have loads of fun together 😍

yngasly OH YES!! finally staying 1 hour away from you !! 🥰

pedrogaseoso OMG she moved to England with her brother!! 🤩

landonorris need a tour guide? you know who to call 👀

yngasly ghostbusters? 👻

landonorris 🙄

norris4life omgg her humour reminds me of danny 😂

yngasly i was kidding 😂 i might actually take you up on it !!

f1fan OMG i love her ! is she gonna be at every race now ?

gaslyyyyy i hope so ! pierre and her are an unbreakable duo

paulgasly Reste en sécurité là-bas ! Tu connais l'affaire and please please listen to pierre 🙏🏽

translated: stay safe down there! you know the deal

yngasly Bien sûr, je le ferai grand frère!

translated: ofcourse i will big brother!

yukitsunoda0511 why didnt anyone tell me that if pierre went to alpine you would go there too ☹️😭

yngasly @yukitsunoda0511 awww yukisan, im still gonna be around !! but im gonna miss you lots 🥺

yukierre poor yuki !! he lost his boyfriend and bestfriend !! double divorce 😭😭

yuki22 OMG i never thought this would happened 😭 no more late night cooking vlogs from these two 😭😭

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pierregasly

Enstone, England

liked by charles_leclerc, alpinef1team and 1, 673, 378 others

pierregasly when they said you have to move to England, i didnt think that meant “bring your sister along” 😂 lets see what happens 👀

charles_leclerc can’t believe i have to take a plane to see the two of you now 😡

maxverstappen1 you are upset as though you would not see them in the paddock at all

maximilianverstappen MAX DID NOT HOLD BACK 😂

supermax Max out here to remind charles that he is still here

alpinef1team two Gaslys in England we hit the jackpot 😄 Welcome to Enstone Pierre and Yn!

liked by pierregasly and yngasly

paulgasly why do i suddenly feel that maybe this was not a good idea 🤔

yngasly it was the best idea ever!! thank you for convincing Papa and Maman ❤️

lorenzotl pierre and yn in England what could go wrong ?

paulgasly this isnt helping enzo 😑

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16 February 2023

yngasly

London, England

liked by charles_leclerc, itselenaberri and 568, 801 others

yngasly back in london with Pedro ! My Alpine era has begun 💙

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alpinef1team 💙💙💙

yngaslyfans blue always looks good on you 😍

pierregasly you have got to stop with the Pedro

yngasly no never !!

lissiemackintosh looking stunning as ever 🤩

yngasly thank you queen 👑

charles_leclerc just saying red has always been your colour 💃🏼

liked by yngasly

pierregasly no it has not ! its always been blue

sharll What is going on in the house of commons 👀

leclerc16 not yn liking charles comment 😳

landonorris why choose red or blue when you know you orange is so much better 🧡

liked by yngasly

pierregasly NO Lando!! blue has always been her colour

landonorris has it ? 👀

norris4life not yn liking lando’s comment too

sharll wait im confused i thought charles and her had a thing ?

landino you’re confused ? im flipping confused 😐

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28 February 2023

yngasly posted on their story

charles_leclerc posted on their story

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5 March 2023

yngasly

Bahrain

liked by charles_leclerc, francisca.cgomes and 792, 628 others

yngasly its lights out and away we go in Bahrain !! New Year, New Team and finally NOT penalty points for Pierre ! 🤩

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pierregasly it was going great till it wasnt 🤦🏼 i hate you 😠

yngasly you love me and what are little sisters for ❤️

charles_leclerc i was having a pretty shit day but this just made it better ❤️🤩 (you should wear the hat all the time) 😉

yngasly anytime charlie boy 😄 we will see about the hat 🤔

alpinef1team 💙

f1fans Yn is brutal!! I love her 😍

pedrogaseoso Falling for Yn was not on my 2023 Bingo Card!

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isahernaez so happy to be back in the paddock with you !! ❤️

yngasly its been too long bestie !! missed you too much 🥺

pierregasly its only been 1 month 🤔

yngasly you don’t understand 1 month is too long 😭

yukitsunoda0511 YAY IM STILL HERE

yngasly i follow the rules!! without you photo dumps are incomplete 😃

landonorris THAT JACKET!!! love it ! wear it all the time 🧡

yngasly maybe i should get a hat to match it *hint hint* 🤭

liked by landonorris

sharll she knows what she is doing!! we love a smart girl 😍

landino tbf i dont even think the boys know what is going on

f1fans i have got the popcorn ready !! im so ready for this 🍿

liked by yngasly

f1fans NO WAY she just liked my comment !! bestie please tell us what is happening we are dying in suspense 🧐

pedrogaseoso id pay money rn to see the look on pierre’s face when he finds both lando and charles flirting with his baby sister💰

liked by carlossainz55, isahernaez and 1,572 others

smoothoperatorrr not carlos and isa joining the drama

f1fans buckle up boys and girls! its gonna be one hella amazing season !! 😍

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credits: all pictures are found from pinterest and instagram

a/n: thank you for reading this far !! i didnt expect the first part of The Pitbox Crew to do so well! If you have any suggestions send them to me!! I would love to hear them ◡̈

[hellcifrogs]

PERVY SAKURA ANON HERE!! I am the god of hell fire and I bring you... Bi Disaster Sakura being a menace 😁

#1

Naruto: Saayy pervy sage didn't corrupt you into a dirty old man too did he?

Sakura: NARUTO HOW COULD YOU EVEN?!? NO! I'm still the most decent, respectful member of team 7 by a mile and don't you forget it! 😤

Naruto: Hmmm *sexy jutsu*

Sakura: *her nose jet streams blood and she collapses flustered*

Naruto: "Stands over her" Yeah. I've lost respect for you as a person 😑

#2

Sakura hits on temari doing the Miles Morales shoulder touch.

Temari: You know Haruno, I'd almost go for it if I weren't already spoken for.

*Shikamaru returns with food and drinks*

Sakura: *voice full of respect for his game* you're her bf? Congratulations, I didn't think you had it in you Shikamaru! *she puts her other hand on his shoulder* I don't see a problem here if you guys don't 😎

ShikaTema: 😳😳

Ino: cool it hot shot we're late for dinner *she dowses her with cold water and drags her away in a block of ice*

#3

She tells Hinata how pretty she is and asks if she can join her for some of that cool lemonade

Sakura: Soo... Can I drink some from your mouth?

Hinata: *Chokes on her drink, has a heart attack, swoones* Sakura kun, I'm not that kind of girl!! 😖💖

Ino: Casually walks through and picks her up

Sakura: it's just flirting! I would never!!

Ino: Uh huh. 😑

#4

Finally getting a taste of her own medicine with Sasuke and Ino flirting like crazy with her teasing her to choose between them once and for all and her brain just. Does. Not. Load

😖😖😖 Stop!! I do actually love these!!

You ecen gave me this mental image of Sakura still making finger guns at Shikamaru and Temari while being dragged away! Also Ino and Sasuke friendly fighting for her is something I can't believe didn't occur to me before!! >:O

[blackdragoness]

👔 WHAT DO YOUR COWORKERS THINK ABOUT YOU? 👔

Wonder what your coworkers think of you? This is the PICK-A-PILE for you! Lesssssssss'go.

Pile 1 -

Pile 2 -

Pile 3 -

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Pile 1 - The Keystone 🔐

Overall Tarot Card: The Hanged Man

The Right Hand Man, or should I say, The Right Hanged Man 😉🤫😂

-reliable

-dependable

-employee of the year vibes

-overachiever

-popular

-great multi-tasker

-adaptable

You are the coworker that everyone can count on to cover their shifts in case an emergency occurs for them. You may juggle lots of things and have a lot going on in life but you do it with ease and elegance. Your coworkers see you in a really good light but it's a little unrealistic. Very idealistic view of who you are. It's giving me Super Woman vibes. Your coworkers see you as someone who does very well under pressure. Someone who can handle a large work load all on your own with or without the help of others. Some may think you have the perfect life with absolutely no problems because everything seems to be so effortless and easy for you. Your coworkers see you as very flexible and adaptable. You barely ask for help but are always willing to help when asked. Your coworkers may have a tendency to take advantage of this willing spirit and flexibility of yours but you are like an endless well of love that never stops giving. A lot of your coworkers see you as a relief from the stresses of the workload. If they are working with you that day, they know it's going to be an easier shift to get through. When you are not around, the shift drags on for what seems like forever. Your coworkers really enjoy your presence and for a second you make them forget about their worries. Some of your coworkers are a little jealous at your flexible and free life style but worry not, my dear. Their opinion ain't got shit to do with you lmao. Your presence makes the entire work environment more enjoyable. You sacrifice a lot for your job, for your company and for your position. A lot of your coworkers feel you take your job a little too seriously but they are also the same coworkers who crave the respect that you have because of your serious nature. You are able to solve any problem in the job field under any pressure. No pressure is too heavy for you, at least that's what it looks like on the outside. You have the potential to climb very high in any company that you are apart of.

Channelled Song: That's My Girl by Fifth Harmony

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Pile 2 - Incognito 🥸

The Overall Tarot Card: Rev. Tower

The Mysterious One 😏

☮️😂

-mediator

-level headed

-calm

-serene

-stable

-very quiet and reserved

-observant

-hot tempered at times

You could be working in an environment where you constantly have to prove yourself. Maybe the company you work for is lucrative or the field is competitive. But I'm seeing a lot of effort going towards proving your self worth. This could have led to arguments or disagreements other coworkers had with you and vice versa. However, they have seen you transform and tame yourself in a very short amount of time. You have become very mysterious and your coworkers are so eager to know what goes on in your life. You seem more stable and more financially secure. Your coworkers can be investigating you on the low. Searching your name in all social media and Google search boxes trying to find anything about you. They may mention your name in conversations with people outside of the job environment. You are very mysterious and hidden. Your coworkers don't really know what to think about you, to be honest. You may be misjudged and misunderstood by your coworkers quite often. But overtime as your true colors are revealed, they start to understand why you stopped fucking with dey fake asses. Cuz, hello? Who did they think they were playing with? Fucking Big Bird? be fucking for real right now😑. Anywho, your coworkers also feel like you have strong boundaries. You like to keep your home life at home. At work, you keep everything strictly business. People respect and admire that about you and wish they could have that characteristic within themselves. You are viewed as setting a standard. As much as people want to respect your privacy, they cannot help but feel the urge to know more about you. The gist of this all, is that your coworkers highly admire you but may overstep their bounds with you if you don't remain true to your boundaries.

Your coworkers are highly entranced and entertained by you. You may be an individual who transforms and changes many times in the shortest amount of time. There's always something brand new with you. Most of your coworkers live a very mundane lifestyle so a lot of them love to live vicariously through you. You are a dream. A fairytale. A fantasy. Can't really get a good grasp over who you are. You're so real it seems unreal.

Channelled Song: Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre

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Pile 3 - The Class Clown 🤡

You are the Comedic Relief 🤣🤡

-funny AF. Like I'm just barely channelling this energy and y'all already got a bitch cracking tf up! I'm so dead and I don't even know why, dafuqqqq? 🤣🤣🤣

-light hearted energy

-your life's battle scars shine brightly through you

-hope and life

You are the coworker that has probably gained a reputation of being a little bit lazy but a really good time 🤣🤣🤣 I'm hearing, "this guy does the bare minimum but boy is he hilarious!". Your personality definitely makes up for your lack of work ethic, and I hope you don't take that personally 🤣🤣 However, you are so relatable and personable. You can get along with anybody ranging from the newbies to the higher-ups. You are a shape shifter as its finest. It is your witty sense of humor that brings all walks of life, together. People don't care about your work ethic after a while because your presence alone elevates them as an individual. They love having you around. In fact, your coworkers would pick up any type of slack just to have you at work. Your coworkers want to serve you and help you succeed at this job. Your sense of humor really heals a lot of your coworkers, I don't think you fully realize it. You help people take a step away from their emotions and laugh at the situation instead of mopping over it. Your sense of humor helps the higher ups zoom out a little and release a bit of control when necessary. Your sense of humor pushes the newbies to laugh at their outrageous mistakes to push them to be a better worker moving forward. You make the work force a place that makes your coworkers happy to be at. Before you arrived, your coworkers felt like they were sleepwalking through time. When you popped up, you added color, a pep to everyone's step and you woke everybody up through laughter.

Dammmnnnn, y'all are mf GEMS! Y'all might be very attractive but super humble. Your coworkers see you as someone who isn't power hungry. They view you as being someone who is content with the position they currently hold and don't care to be a leader lol with less responsibility, means more time to tell jokes 😂 people may not take you seriously....like ever but it's fine because 99.99% of the time you're not being serious 🤣 I love this vibe. I love this energy! Stay blessed 😘

Channelled Song: Shining Star by The Manhattans

[shesthespinstersimmer]

Catching up was a bit daunting, but that was compounded by the fact that, for some reason (probably because I haven't restarted in weeks), my laptop was running like molasses on pet rock in slow motion and I didn't want to restart it because I would lose my /chrono place ("Next" opens a new tab every time, so I didn't want to do that). So I aimed to just power through, but right after I reached your posts from mid-June, the tab crashed! So I took that opportunity shut it down and reboot. Definitely a faster experience afterwards. And even though I scrolled /chrono for ages to get back to where I was, it just stopped loading after a couple new posts! (YaY Tumblr! 😑) So I switched to using the Next links and just powered through until I was completely caught up. BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT!

There were a lot of things that made me laugh and awww and smile and want to give you a high five over, but I'll just list a few.

Loved Shalom's growth, physical and emotional.

Loved the sibling dynamics.

Loved Judge B's continued openness and willingness to really change her life to find balance with Coop.

'Soul to Table"

Vanessa and Harper: from slight rebound, to maybe something, to better off friends, to intentional life long friends and cheerleaders.

Glynis and Neeto.

The parents handling their child/ren's maturation.

"We got boundaries, cuz"

Loved the couples/parents who had long loving histories, but also loved the parents/couples who've had a rough go or needed a second chance with the same person or another. Really loved the Chen's backstory.

Sabrina & Coop's post-nuptial interview format!

The wealth of variety of event styles showcased during the Wedding Season arc.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many of the editing choices!

Sometimes when I take a break from things, I never pick them back up again because just the thought of catching up is overwhelming, but I knew that when I returned to simblr that wanted to catch up with my shows and I knew that because of your posting frequency, yours was going to be the biggest undertaking, but I truly enjoy your narrative style and the range of topics and situations you cover in your stories, so I figured, come hell or high water, I was going to do it. And I'm so glad I did! Thanx for continuing to share your creativity and cultural insight with us!

YOU ARE THE 🐐!!!

I am beyond amazed – know that I’m fully aware how much of an undertaking that was! And thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart for doing it 😭😭😭

It’s just my little story; the one that keeps me sane, the one that gives me routine; something to promise myself that I’m gonna do every single day so that even the small days/the bad days have something good in them. 

Transparency: I’ve always felt guilty posting so much, but on the other hand, better here than filling up my brain day and day out. It’s been so helpful to have somewhere to put it.

My circle is small, and that’s how I like it; too much would be overwhelming. But knowing that people read and enjoy what I’m doing is astounding and incredible. Tumblr has kept me accountable when it comes to my writing, but watching you the last few days catching up post after post (and yes, I realize that it was an obscene amount ) is it feeling? I can’t even find the words for.

I’ll just stay with THANK YOU 🖤🤘🏾✨ so very much.

*I’m gonna run off and cry now *

[peaky-shelby]

That Messi anon is hilarious. 😭 It’s even better when you consider the fact that Kylian and Leo dont really have a close relationship and of course the whole world cup tension. So Kylian is still a bit annoyed at Leo. And Leo is so indifferent and just so detached from reality. So him getting himself accidentally involved in Kylian and Taylor’s situation is hilarious because the uncle just wants to relax and enjoy his retirement football in peace but these two horny kids are pestering him with their drama. 😭😭😭

Messi’s introvert ass be eating his salad and grilled chicken breast in the cafeteria looking detached from the world and moody Kylian just out of the blue sits next to him uninvited and starts bitching about how Taylor is so annoying and unreasonable. And Messi deadass be like “why cant these children just leave me alone. 😑🥗🔪”

I love moody Kylian so much! My favorite characterization of him by far! And the idea of Messi being the character who finds himself in situations he never asked to be in is fucking hilarious. It’s giving “mom come pick me up I’m scared” meme.

The idea of Kylian following him around literally anywhere cracks me up 😭😭 all of a sudden he talks to him all the time. He follows from training to the cafeteria, while he's filling his plate, to his table, sits next to him, doesn't stop talking even for a second.

The suddenly:

Messi (while eating his salad): is this pay back for the world cup?

Kylian (confused): what?

Messi: are you punishing me?

*Kylian blinks*

OR

Messi: Are you taking precautions?

Kylian (flustered): hey Leo i--

Messi: FOR THE WORLD TO NOT FIND OUT I MEAN--

Kylian: oh, yes.

Messi: thanks for loading me up with that image again jeez.

[aayo-whatt]

✨~got bored so i put the winchester gays and their angel "buddies" in an incorrect quotes generator~✨

PART THREE BABES

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Gabe: *slams books down in front of Michael* Gabe: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Michael: You could of said literally anything else. Gabe: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Michael: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Dean: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Dean: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Michael: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Adam: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Cas: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Adam: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Dean: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Cas: *loads shotgun* I got this. Dean: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Adam: I need a long word. Dean: T-rex but the long one.

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Adam: *running towards Michael with open arms* Michael: *moves out of the way* Adam: Hey, why'd you move?! Michael: I thought you were going to attack me. Adam: I was going to hug you! Michael: Why would you hug me? Adam: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Dean: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Michael: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Gabe: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Adam: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

i saw vessel and just copied & pasted-

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Gabe: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Sam: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Gabe: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Adam, on a walkie talkie: This is Adam, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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*In a group chat* Dean: A pegan just flew into my window. Sam: Pegan? Gabe: A what? Adam: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan. Michael: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO! Cas: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window. Michael: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window. Dean: I literally just made a typo-

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Gabe: *writing a letter* Gabe: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Dean: I need to dye my hair. Michael: ... Dean: Or get another tattoo. Michael: ... Dean: Or a new piercing. Michael: Why? Dean: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Dean: What did you order this morning? Adam: What do you mean? Dean: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Dean: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Gabe: Am I going to far? Michael: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Sam: You three, explain right now! Michael: It was Dean. Adam: It was Dean. Cas: It was Dean. Dean: Dean: …fuck.

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Adam: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Dean, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

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Gabe: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

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Adam: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Michael sitting next to him: 😐😑😐

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Adam: Why are you like this?? Dean: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Gabe: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Sam: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Gabe: Absolutely not.

~~

Adam: The floor is lava! Michael: *helps Dean onto the counter* Sam: *kicks Cas off the sofa* Gabe: *lays on the floor* Adam: ...Are you okay? Gabe: No.

~~

Adam: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

~~

Cas: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

~~

Adam: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Michael: I wrote you a poem. Adam, already crying:You did?

~~

Cas: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Dean: Cas, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Cas: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Sam: ...It was a bug. Cas: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Dean: ... Sam: ... Cas: Stop looking at me like that!

~~

Michael: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Cas: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Michael: They're not. Cas: Haha, very funny. Michael: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Cas: No... what happened? Michael: ...Why would you fall for this again-

~~

Sam: You need to be more careful! Gabe, who was dragged into Sam's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

~~

Dean: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Michael: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

~~

PART 1 PART 2

[tiffanylamps]

I had a dream that Juwon was partnered up with Jihwa (who was in Manyang somehow) instead of Dongsik and uhhh this absolutely breaks the plot. But also. It's interesting to think about how Juwon would have approached his Dongsik investigation if Nam Sangbae didn't make them partners. (And also fun to think about how he and Jihwa would work together as police partners lol, especially since she's Dongsik's friend so maybe Juwon would try to take advantage of that somehow.) Anyway. I had to tell someone because once I woke up my brain went brrr

Anon, this is actually pretty genius! I ended up getting carried away and writing a load of gibberish lol

I have always felt like ji hwa and joo won reflect one another within the story*, as they often share the same beliefs regarding their role as officers of the law (and the fact they're the two "obvious" love interests for dong sik 😂). ji hwa and joo won believe that they are cops first, whereas dong sik doesn't hold the same attitude (which makes total sense for the narrative/themes of the story + the character's history). I think, if BE were a normal cop comedy/romcom, ji hwa and joo won would make pretty good partners because they're both very intelligent and diligent workers. They also can play to each other's strengths: ji hwa's experience and leadership skills versus joo won's attention to detail and tenacity. Plus, joo won respects ji hwa more so than the rest of his superiors, so, I think (once he gets passed his jealousy and mistrust) he would listen to her (and learn a lot from her). But... BE takes place during an unusual time period due to the cold cases/serial killings. So, the plot needed joo won to become dong sik's partner because I don't think the story would have progressed as quickly as it did, otherwise. Plus, ji hwa would have reported joo won for his involvement with lee geum hwa and would have never gone along with his brilliantly batshit crazy plans. jwds work perfectly with one another because they're on the same level of E x t r a- anyone else would get extremely tired of joo won during this era of his life (he needed dong sik's patience/different perspective on life). Having said that, let's indulge in the possibility for a sec... I don't know if Joo Won would have been able to play it cool if he were ji hwa's partner, instead of dong sik's. He's obsessed with the guy, so you know he would be constantly asking questions (which he thinks are super sly but are actually SO obvious). ji hwa would totally be like "do you like him or?????" 😂 We would have had more scenes of joo won in the butcher shop, as it would be the more reasonable way for him to interact with dong sik... but... he still would have found a way to get into that basement. The guy was so desperate for an excuse to engage with his new favourite person suspect. Oh my god, imagine ji hwa, joo won, dong sik, and ji hoon meeting up on their lunch breaks and joo won is just staring at dong sik the entire time 😂 ("Yah, Ji Hwa, tell your partner-" "-tell him yourself, Dong Sik. he's right here-" "-to stop staring at me. Otherwise, I might get the wrong impression 😏" "That's unprofessional, Assistant Inspector Lee 😑" "So is staring at a colleague." "I was not-" "He does have a point, Han Joo Won-ssi..." "See? Ji Hoon-ah thinks so." "Yah, Dong Sik-" "Assistant Inspector Lee, I don't know what you're implying-" "Do you need me to spell it out for you?" "Aigoo, stop it. Both of you. I'm trying to eat my lunch without vomiting.") There are so many fun possibilities! I love this option if BE were an (obvious) romcom! Anyway, yeah. I got carried away there. Sorry for the rambling and corny dialogue. This is a super fun ask, thanks for sharing it with me 😊

*and dong sik and jae yi reflect one another: victims of corruption. super clever, cunning, and able to see past people's bullshit.

[eldritchsurveys]

1175.

bzoink is suddenly Gone and it's almost impossible to find survey takers on here because the "survey" tags are always packed full of other nonsense. finding surveys to take just got Dark Souls levels of difficult 😑

Loaded Questions: Party Game - Part 5 bonesofivory All questions from the Loaded Questions game For what one thing would you like to have a monthly subscription or membership? >> I know there is something that I've had this exact thought about before but I'm drawing a blank now. What is the key to success? >> Broadening one's definition of success. I'm successful every day because every day I do even the tiniest thing that makes me feel good about myself in some way. Even if it's just not berating myself for lying around like a sad lump.

What is something you would only do in the privacy of your own home? >> Drawing a blank on this one because I don't think there is anything that fits this criteria. This may have something to do with the fact that I have spent a lot of time not having my own home. I do have preferences (I do prefer to use my own bathroom, for example, and generally do) but they're not hard, fast rules.

What is something you find hard to stop doing once you start? >> Ruminating. What could you buy for your home to make it more impressive? >> Impressive???

What nickname would you choose for the current President? >> I'm not in the habit of giving nicknames to political figures. What yard sign would you proudly display in front of your house? >> Hmm. I've never been big on yard signs. What do you think about most often? Sex probably. <- ngl... What is the strangest thing you have ever typed into a search engine? >> I know I've typed some real FBI-watchlist type shit into my search engine for sure but I can't remember any specific examples right now. If you were suddenly lose everything, what would you do next? >> Hm. If you could invent a better way to do something, what would it be? .

What do you think is humanity’s greatest achievement? .

What activity can you do for a long time without being bored? >> Playing my favourite video games. What is the saddest way you could spend Valentine’s Day? . What job would you gladly do for free? >> It is damn near impossible to get me to do anything that is not entirely self-serving without compensation of some sort.

What organization would definitely never have you as a member? >> The NRA?

If you had to be on a stage doing one thing in front of a million people, what would it be? >> I don't want to do anything in front of a million people, thanks.

What is something you realized recently while looking in the mirror? >> I haven't had any recent realisations.

What is the most obvious trait or feature you inherited from one of your parents? . What word just came to mind? .

If you made all the rules, what one thing would be free for everyone? >> So many things would be free for everyone if I made the rules. It'd be unsustainable... but fun.

What would instantly ruin a neighborhood? a KKK member <- Can't really think of a better answer than that.

What is something you pretended to like? >> Have I ever done this? I don't think I have.

What could entertain you for hours? >> Again, video games.

What makes you want to puke? >> Certain things that set off the particularly disgust-driven side of my sensory defensiveness, like most things involving bathrooms. What is the main ingredient in your recipe for disaster? .

If you had to pick one thing to be allergic to, what would it be? >> Why would I do that? I'd rather just continue not being allergic to anything.

What about you is pretty close to perfect? >> Hm.

During what activity do people look the least attractive? .

What historical event would you most like to have witnessed? .

What subject makes you say, “Don’t get me started”? . What would you purposely leave off a resume? >> I wouldn't ever make a resume in the first place. What is something that a man can never say to a woman? .

If you had to be the world’s worst at something, what would you choose? .

What is not an appropriate name for a nursing home? >> G-MILF Manor

What job would be really dangerous if performed while naked? .

If your home had a secret passageway, where would it lead? >> To another universe, ideally.

What one moment in your life do you wish you had on video? >> My wedding, or even just the second line part.

If you were a spy, what would be your alias? >> King Rancho. Wait, that's a terrible alias. Or is it...? I don't know anything about spies, I've never even seen a James Bond flick. Would distinctness in a spy alias work in my favour or against it...

If Halloween was every day and you could not change costumes, what would you be? >> wizard

[vamosaespana]

Rain with rainbows

We awoke to a rainy day…not what we had planned on as we obviously did not pack any rain gear 🤦🏻‍♀️ Ugg everything we had brought with us and of course I forgot to add that. But who am I kidding, for the teenagers they would have just worn a hoodie and how that would have felt in summer humidity would have not been bueno 👎🏼

We headed out to grab some breakfast and GB stopped to pick up some umbrellas from a street vendor…3 out of the 5 worked decent I guess🤷🏻‍♀️ We found a local place and had some French fries because why not have French fries in Spain 😆 The favorite tends to be patatas bravas which are potatoes with with a salsa on top which of course is amazing. My favorite is when GB ordered a plate of fries and they gave him not one but 2 sides of mayo for his fries!!!! I can’t even describe the giddiness I have each time I see the mayo😍 We then do a little shopping as we are heading to the Sagrada Familia today and Ali would like to wear some pants instead of her super long dress so of course we stop at Brandy Melville. Can I just stop for a second and ask moms about this store. It’s one I can somewhat get behind price was as I am super stingy about spending money (someone’s got to balance GB out🙄) but some of the clothes in the store look like they would fit my American Girl doll…it’s so small!!!!! And the style looks no different from any other store. Plain tees and tanks throw some sweats and pajamas in there…explain to me how that’s different from Target 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyway I digress but just wanted to feel out the crowd. 2 is able to find - pair of linen striped pants and some tops that fit a normal teenager and we are back in the rain heading home. Our reservations at La Sagrada Familia aren’t for 3:30 so we just decide to hunker down in the apartment and wait for the rain to pass. I get a load of laundry and some tidying up and the rain stops! 2/5 wanted to take a taxi but luckily I win and we walk. I mean I bought these On Clouds for how great they were for walking…I want my money’s worth 🤑

We arrive at La Sagrada Familia and it is breathtaking…now keep in mind parts of it are under construction as they are adding on and mending but still absolutely beautiful. We have a tour guide set up and he provides us with our headsets which now we are pros with and we head in. I have never seen a church like this ever in my life. One sees color in the stained glass in churches but the color Gaudi brought inside was just absolutely unbelievable!

He set up the windows so that it would take in color from the sun starting at sunrise and ending at sunset. The blue archway lighting up from the morning sun and the reddish hued arches lighting stronger as the sun sets. His true love for his faith was beautiful and showed in every detail from outside to inside. I truly applaud artists for the true gift they see in their mind and share with us.

We then took an elevator to the top of the spires dedicated to the nativity and then walked down enjoying the angel’s view of Barcelona. It was very winding and trust me when I probably should have taken a Dramamine on the way down. Would have truly been a good sobriety test! So far the day was going pretty drama free until…2 all of a sudden asked about her contacts and if I packed them…are you kidding me😑 Asking about them now as we head up the spire where we literally have no control and won’t know the answer for at least a couple hours. Yeah of course, let’s do that, total perfect timing, and then proceeds to freak out thinking she doesn’t have them and we have no way to verify at the time. These are the times I take a deep breath and try to stay calm when all I want to do is scream at the top of my lungs, which for sure would get me not only the dirtiest looks from people but also possibly arrested. Not to mention the Holy family just looking at me and shaking their head. This stays an issue for a bit but then seems to somewhat improve in order to enjoy the rest of the evening without tears.

As the family went to the gift shop, I was able to have some quiet time for prayers and again saying thank you for this beautiful gift. Also to ask for any help that the Holy Family can provide me in raising a teenager…still waiting for a response 🫤 I met up with them at the gift shop where they found our traditional ornament that we get for our tree. The one selected was the top spire of the tower dedicated to the Virgin Mary with 12 points. Truly beautiful. We also found our token reusable bag with the bright colors and design that we so loved in the church. I love our traditions that we have for each of our trips, something small but something we see and use reminding us of our trips.

GB arranged for a dinner just outside La Sagrada Familia where we enjoyed each others company and soaked in the views 😍

Andrew and I walked home while the girls took a cab with GB. Apparently they had an interesting ride with 2 cabbies yelling at each other back and forth. The talk is one taxi blew off GB and the girls because it was a short ride and the cab that did pick them up after definitely let him know how he felt about that 😲 Andrew and I were able to talk just the two of us which was nice as I really get sentimental with him. He’s going to be a sophomore this year and I feel like it’s going way to fast. We talked about school, colleges and friends making him promise he will come and visit on the holidays🥺 he always gives me an “awww mom” with a side hug and kiss. Not sure if it means “never in a million years would I pass up the holidays’ or “‘mom you’re crazy and need to be put in a nursing home”. Either way I take the hug and kiss 🥰

We get back to the hotel room and it’s back to packing up a again. Tomorrow we leave at 9:00 for a train to Madrid and then to Seville where the next leg of the journey starts. More laundry to be done, which I have to admit I am getting better at understanding the European washer and dryers…guess its one of my many gifts 😁. We are getting up early tomorrow at 6:00 so this is going to be rough but I’m excited where our next journey takes us!

[niwa-katuki]

As much as I love my family…I wish they stop following me on ever single social media platforms I start.

Every time I post something they come right up to me and tells me why I should take it down or change it, etc Or when I post a small complaint about my siblings on what I can not agree with them even though I understand what they meant, they directly comes to me to argue. I feel like I have no place to take a small load off my chest. Or just want to talk to people I don’t know for their opinions as a third person.

I past my 30’s, I’ve been constantly told I’m an idiot or what I do is worthless by my siblings ( normal sibling not in a hate way) they still think I can’t manage stuff and I’ll not survive with out them even though they tell me to try to be more independent.

I alway end up making two separate accounts one for family and close friends I know them directly in person, and the other account for close friends with same hobbies and people I meet at a convection and online. I only tell them about one and never the other accounts. I don’t know how but somehow from somewhere they find my accounts and end up following me on both. Even when I use the nickname feature to change my name to display.

Thankfully non of them do Tumblr, the only place I can speak with out getting rampaged later at home by one of the family members.

I love you parents, I love you sisters so very much but I need my own space away from you guys somewhere, if not in real life at least give me the space and freedom on internet.  😑

I wish I can win a lottery and have enough just to move down and live at a country side where the main store I goto like Home Depot, Canadian Tire, Michels’s, dollar stores, etc. and a PetSmart( I want to get a dog when I move out) near by. Also a area that Amazon can come around to deliver. 😅

[moonchildstyles]

Listeeen I get these major vibes that aster h loves baths 💕 like he’s never been a bath guy always liked a quick shower but after angel and how much she loves relaxing and the many times he ran her a bath and she requested he gets in with her he’s changed forever to a bath guy! So now he’d take random baths just cause and he loves to stay in them for a while but angel usually gets out after her body is relaxed and is all better since she has this night routine she needs to get through and is like putting on her creams and h is just looking at her 🥺 and every time she runs to the room to get something he asks for a kiss and it’s the sweetest thing ever :( anddddd since she’s all clean I could see her giving h a show while he’s in the tub with all the clothes she got while she went out with Sarah and Clare to the mall :( and she is in her lil comfy “lingerie” set running out to ware each outfit and they would be talking🥺🥺 and she walks in the bathroom again for the “grand reveal” and he dies every time. she gives him a runway walk and everything too and he eats it upppp “an angel and a fucking model too!!” Giggling and being silly he’d motion for her to twirl around “come here” as she stands on the edge of the bath his hand get closer to touch the fabric and she gets away before he does so “Harry these are freshly ironed!” He’s all 😑 as she gives him a little towel to dry his hands “mhmm very nice angel” touching the fabric she’s looking in the mirror adjusting everything and he’s getting distracted by the view what else is he gonna look at if he’s laying in the tub and she’s standing in her little dress his hand goes down to the back of her thighs “a bit short, no?” He asks straightening his back to get closer to her she slightly turns to look at the back “is it? Like I’d wear it to the beach?” He kisses the back of her thigh “mhmm I could see that” and she’s giggling hand on top of his head balancing herself and he’d definitely keep kissing her going up and lifting her dress biting just where her thighs and ass meet “ouch h” pouting at him his eyes looking up at her “that didn’t hurt, you spoiled brat” kissing the same spot 🥺 she turns around hands on both his cheeks “I’ve loads more to try on if you are gonna act like this throughout we’ll be sleeping here tonight” he smiles a cheeky smileee “I don’t mind, do you?” she just laughs at him as he swats her back to get her to try the other outfits “i wanna see a pose this time!” He hears some shuffling “Don’t bite me and I will” he laughs “hide your perky ass and I’ll stop” and it’s just so giggly and soft him just fully naked in the bathtub with her all dressed up in different outfits and they do have an unintentional break where he asks for a kiss but turns it into a make out session and she’s bent down to reach his level and it’s so fucking cute!

Omg stop this is so cute:(((((((((( like idek what to add I just love the idea of him watching her prance around jn her new clothes and he’s so heart eyes and Img him touching over legs and telling her her dress is short and when she feels his breath get close to the back of her leg she’s assuming he’s just going to kiss until his teeth sunk into the thick of her thigh and she jumps and hey!! That hurt:(((( and ofc he knows it didn’t but he still feels a little bad when he presses a kiss to the spot and pats her bottom telling her to try on more for him I’m literally SOOOOOOOO🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this just lived in my head:(

[clatterbane]

Adulting win, though, which did eat up way more mental energy than it likely would for someone without the medical trauma background: I finally filled in and submitted an eConsult thing at the GP's, asking for more asthma meds!

I put this off over the winter, since the situation was enough better that I reasonably could put it off.

But, living in a setting with fewer allergens after the big house cleaning/decarpeting plus my finally stopping smoking 🙄 doesn't do jack shit to affect tree pollen season starting up! 🙃 Never mind the rest of the pollen season afterwards.

Not compounding the allergy load with as much indoor bullshit is certainly helping overall. But, it's not about to fix the whole problem. Unfortunately.

The past week or so, I've been noticing my breathing acting up some again. Nothing too bad so far. But, I know that I am going to be in real trouble if I do not get some asthma treatment before the annual maple bukkake fest really gets rolling. 😬

In the meantime, I should probably get Mr. C to bring the HEPA unit I'd been keeping in the bedroom in here, so I can at least run it while I'm trying to sleep.

Not quite to the point of being willing to wear a mask with PM2.5 filter inside my house, though we've sure got plenty of those these days! 🙄 And they have had the beneficial side effect of helping with allergens whenever I go out.

But yeah, hopefully they won't insist that I come in for an asthma review before they will prescribe any routine asthma treatment. 😑 (The practice nurses handle those besides diabetes appointments, and at last check they were still having to see patients in person! Unlike the doctors.)

I did make sure to politely stress that, while I am having relatively mild symptoms now? I am responsibly trying to prevent a much more serious situation from developing with the pollen season--as part of a longterm pattern already known to the practice. And that I am, indeed, already experiencing some breathing problems right now.

We'll just have to see what they decide to do. At least I did go ahead and get a request for treatment in.

[rewatching-supernatural]

s15e02

I just spent 20 minutes scrolling Tumblt because I didn't want to keep watching, but I can squeeze one more episode before I have to go to sleep so I'm forcibg myself to get through this one too

I typed this during the flashbacks instead of watching them but I feel like I remember pretty well what just happened so it's fine

*****

a woman is hiding in her scarf?

Covid masking pre-Covid

episode just lagged and won't load anymore

it's been two minutes

welp

alright it's back

"Do you think they'll cancel the spelling bee?" woman, this isn't Rob

this demon/spirit/whatever can spell!

*****

I made the mistake of looking at the cast names on the bottom of the screen and.. OSRIC?? HOW?!

*****

So Dean just shot Jack the Ripper?!

I profoundly hate this story line

*****

Rowena! perhaps she can save this plot som--nope, she annoys me already

KETCH? what the fuck

what is this between Ketch and Rowena for fuck's sake can we not have a single woman who isn't sleeping with the guys???

*****

GOD AND AMARA? AGAIN?

fuck man, could this ge-- THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT GAME OF THRONES?

this show fucking sucks, who the hell approved anything beyond season 9 😑

a fucking Amazon joke?!

and Rowena asking Dean about Ketch 🤮

*****

Cas is trying so damn hard, but Dean's hurt and angry

but so is Cas, and Dean needs to understand that

Cas' little squints, and his never breaking eye contact 💙

"Nothing about our lives is real."

*****

"The enemy's actually... God."

indeed, Ketch, indeed

OH COME ON fuck that don't go flirting with Rowena

KEVIN

ghost!Kevin !!!

Kevin's been in Hell this whole time?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fuck no this isn't in my Good!natural story, fuck that

Kevin's in Heaven and this is shit

*****

I don't want to keep looking at Chuck's story

waste of time

I don't care about him

*****

I feel like Sam and Chuck are still connected, like Harry and Voldemort were

how is there still 17 minutes left to this episode seriously?!

*****

can we fkg cut down the disgusting whatever this is between Ketch and Rowena thaannnnk you

*****

it really sucks because I like Ruth, I just can't fucking stand Rowena

she fucking dated Jack the Ripper?!

*****

and now he's in Ketch

and Dean called the thing a "soul catcher"

*****

Belphegor's so chill, I aspire to be as fucking relaxed in life

also, Dean shot Ketch

*****

I get that Cas is there because he was with them, but it really feels like he's useless, there's no point in him being there

and that sucks!

I miss angel Cas so much

*****

This show is so bad, but I can't just stop watching now, I have to make it through the last 18 episodes

*****

Kevin's not going back to Hell, so he'll just stay on Earth

*****

Belphegor's my spirit animal

"Would you come on already?!" same bro, I am also tired (of waiting)

*****

ooh is something happening with Amara?

Oh she is going to refuse to help him, right?

Fuck yes, bad bitch energy coming from Amara, we stan a woman telling God "no"

*****

this is exactly like the attack of Hogwarts, with the death eaters attacking the shield until it breaks

*****

alright, that is enough for today

maybe I can keep this rhythm up (two episodes a day) and finish in the next week

hopefully

🤷🏽‍♀️

will I survive this atrocious last season or will my sanity (what's left of it) completely leave me?

stay tuned in to find out!

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Casey Pt.3

Janis: [can go feed this baby to help your leaving case like oh, it’s a miracle 👀]

Casey: [it actually would help convince them to let you so you’re welcome, and while she’s showering he can go secure that drs only good food like he did in the OG cos wanna spend time with his brother even less after that intense af hookup]

Janis: [somehow even more awkward now than it was before y’all went, nbd]

Casey: [yikes, thank god you do have the story of how you got this food to tell or else you’d have literally nothing to say because not trying to chat to Jimothy about where and how you’ve been/ when and how long you’re back for, none of which he currently knows]

Janis: [when you’re a provider, always love to see it, just eat and make all the hospital small talk]

Casey: [meanwhile Jimothy is once again breaking my heart by doing everything for this bub and not giving either of y’all a look in after she’s been fed, but at least baby Jac will be ready to go and serving a lewk]

Janis: [the way we can’t stand being around you like this and I can’t even blame you, like how heartbreaking, just packing our stuff]

Casey: [definitely gonna have these brothers have their car seat argument the same way they did last time because Jimothy is doing this boy’s head in too and I’m sorry but that quickie has done nothing but make him want more]

Janis: [just pushing past y’all to put this child in the seat ourselves because we are fed up and also frustrated too]

Casey: [not gonna be helped by Jimmy’s slow af new parent driving that’ll mean it takes literally forever to get home]

Janis: [can’t even tell you to drive like a normal person ‘cos not having the mini-crash thrown at us so just here 😑]

Casey: [Casey probably will and get it thrown in his face cos the vibe is it’s his fault just cos he was also there and should’ve been driving and we all know it, so that’ll be fun]

Janis: [just like can you both shut up because it’d be really pointed to be like Jimmy YOU shut up lmao]

Casey: [risking a look at her like thank you cos we see you lowkey taking our side]

Janis: [risk a text]

Janis: 🙄

Casey: Not missed none of this, nah

Casey: least if I piss off out soon as we get back you’ll know it ain’t personal

Janis: I get it

Casey: yeah, I’m gutted you can’t come with me too

Janis: this is what it’s going to be like for the next two weeks, I dunno if I can hack it

Casey: That’s how long work’s given him off

Casey: fucking hell, what a right laugh

Janis: yeah

Janis: if I was waiting on him to come back to normal when she was born

Casey: glad she was early now, like, fuck you having to put up with weeks more of his bollocks before as well as after

Janis: I don’t fucking know what we’re doing here

Casey: what he’s doing is losing it, and right now trying to drag us along with him as slow as bloody possible

Janis: I’d sooner crash at this point

Casey: you could get out and walk faster having had a kid a bit ago and I might do in a sec

Janis: 😏 won’t even need to do a drop and roll

Casey: I were really chuffed they let you out and he’s done my head in that much since my top mood feels ages ago

Janis: gonna fix that, give a fuck at this point

Casey: you’ll fix sod all with promises you’ll not be able to keep ‘cause of that twat hanging about

Janis: then I’ll make him leave instead of you

Casey: For how long

Janis: we’ll need a food shop, a big one

Casey: and don’t you need [something specific that he’d potentially have to go to other shops too to try and find]

Janis: you’re right, thanks for reminding me

Casey: 😏 there’s loads else I’m only just stopping myself reminding you of

Janis: worth it to remind me when there’s nothing stopping us

Casey: only her but she’d never

Janis: she’s been fed

Casey: too right, I done her that massive favour, she owes me one

Janis: and me

Casey: yeah, but we’re even

Janis: oh yeah?

Casey: you know what you did

Janis: feels like a trick question

Janis: if I agree, you not gonna remind me?

Casey: is that the kind of dickhead you think I am

Janis: I know it’s not

Janis: I’m just not taking any chances when I need it this much

Casey: I dunno how there’s ever gonna be enough fucking time for me to be alone with you as much as I need

Janis: I miss you like you aren’t right there

Casey: I’m not here the way we both wish I was

Janis: he doesn’t even need to get out the car

Casey: tell him, not me

Janis: [will when we eventually get to this house like oh before you get settled you’ll wanna do this energy]

Casey: [having him take this bub as soon as they are cos I’m petty like that haha and Jimothy can’t say anything he’s got a big shop to do soz about it]

Janis: [just like wanna put her down for a sleep or do you wanna cuddle for a bit and have a decent cup of tea]

Casey: [cuddles and tea 5ever as if y’all have all the time in the world cos you wish you did]

Janis: [grinning ‘predictable’ because she’s your fave 5ever of course, just going through to the kitchen to make said teas]

Casey: [will throw something at you lovingly and playfully as you go like oi]

Janis: [‘you know I’m right’ from the other room like haha got your number]

Casey: [‘I know you’re mad jealous’ so she can hear it in the other room]

Janis: [😒🖕 selfie]

Casey: [coming in to kiss her grumpy face and do the pouty lip thing even though it means we have to bring this bub with us cos needs must, will shamelessly hold this bub essentially one handed and shamelessly spin you around with the other if that’s what it takes lol]

Janis: [we know we’re making this linger because could not do it in the hospital so you’re making up for that one too, automatically putting out your hand to prop baby Jac up on the otherside so you’re sort of holding her together here ‘cos lord knows not kissing is not an option thank you ‘hey baby’ like you’re purely talking to this bub and not also so obviously him]

Casey: [why do I love them both holding her like that so much, excuse me, how cinematic ‘she missed you’ as if you also did not sir but kissing her again as soon as you’ve said it obvs]

Janis: [‘cut the cord, babe’ who are we if we don’t lovingly take the piss out of our newborn tbh but we’re too focused on you and kissing you as if we have NO time here and must very urgently]

Casey: [this tea is blatantly staying half made because there is no way that y’all aren’t just intensely making out in this kitchen until he eventually leads her and carries this bub upstairs, I’m soz but it’s just what’s gonna happen]

Janis: [you had intentions, boy, we love a trier, cannot pretend we’re anything but buzzing about your lack of willpower matching our own]

Casey: [not me just carrying on my tea symbolism, pop off hun, but yeah, this baby is getting put in this cot and she’s getting pushed down onto this bed immediately almost as if it’s the same fluid movement, already starting to take her clothes off of her as she’s falling onto this mattress because could not do that in hospital either so, must very deliberately as we’re kissing]

Janis: [it’s my boos favourite kind of symbolism honey, you know the way everything seeming that effortless to you right now is doing the most to us because it is what we need, so you’re getting the audible reaction we could not give you in the hospital too]

Casey: [we all know every sound she makes SENDS him so you will be getting one back gal even if it’s muffled by the fact he’s on a mission to kiss every inch of skin that he uncovers as he uncovers it by removing her clothes because you’ve both been so desperate to touch and kiss each other for so long and do not have to rush hardcore like they did in the chapel]

Janis: [hence we’re unable to just lie there and enjoy because we also must be taking your clothes off and getting beyond tangled with you to do the same, spending longer kissing where we bit you earlier]

Casey: [the reaction when she does the adam’s apple would be ICONIC cos that was his shameless fave, absolutely when he lightly puts his hands around her throat for the first time because beside himself]

Janis: [you know we’re pushing into it, making a noise that is as close to do it without those words actually leaving your mouth]

Casey: [pinning her down onto this bed like stop it because of how much he wants to do it but is not allowed cos of the no marks rule, just kissing her so extra instead, biting and sucking her tongue harder than we can dare to her lips in case they get bruised]

Janis: [just bucking our hips up under you involuntarily as a reaction to begin with but then with more purpose like more]

Casey: [he can never not do what she wants or tells him to do so it’s obvious what’s gonna happen here, penetration for lack of a better word as my boo said earlier]

Janis: [‘I missed you’ as a moan here]

Casey: [‘I love you’ likewise]

Janis: [‘I love you so much’ putting our forehead against yours and just looking into your eyes so intensely]

Casey: [always looking back as intensely and doing the breathing into each other’s mouths thing that they love to do ‘I wanna keep on like this forever’]

Janis: [‘we have forever’ in comparison to earlier you do but also not mad about how it sounds right now at all ‘stay with me’]

Casey: [‘I have you’ cos can’t believe this happening rn like this, we all know the chapel was EVERYTHING but it was over so quick neither of you had time to really process it but this is an entirely different vibe ‘I’m going nowhere’ cos literally has everything he wants right here and now]

Janis: [‘I’m yours’ like it’s that simple because it always feels it when it’s just you two ‘you’re only allowed to get closer’ and pulling you in using our legs around your back]

Casey: [his reaction to that and the way his voice sounds when he says ‘mine’ is TOO much, best lives are being lived, pulling her hair SO hard cos we know she’s into it and it’ll bring her even closer and into another intense af kiss]

Janis: [we’re being the most feral with this kiss your lips are going to be so swollen and bruised ‘you’re the only one that’s got cum inside of me’]

Casey: [hers are definitely gonna be too which is awkward but unavoidable because of how feral her saying that would make him, it cannot be overstated how not over it he is that he can do that and how much better it blatantly would feel than his protection paranoia with everyone else, the boy is dying here and doing the most to make her die too as far as deep thrusts are concerned]

Janis: [we are likewise so dead over this entire scenario ‘I only want you’ because could not be more obvious with how we’re matching pace and trying to go even harder here]

Casey: [‘you’ll only need me’ is now the time to yet again try and evict your brother from his life and family? no but here we are again saying it ‘for everything, anything’ how broken up all this speech is by moans and breathing etc is just SO ridiculous rn]

Janis: [it’s clearly not the time to argue with this because we’re just giving you all the positive reinforcement we possibly could ‘you’re so good’ with all the feeling in the world because mean it beyond this moment is the point]

Casey: [‘you’ with equal amounts of feeling and also meaning it in all the possible ways]

Janis: [‘you wanna be mine too, yeah?’ just using our finger to trace round your adam’s apple right now like we’re drawing a target]

Casey: [‘I am yours’ cos true and also that feels too nice to try and say anything different ‘I’ve never been nobody else’s]

Janis: [increasing the pressure we’re doing this with because emotions ‘but you’re gonna be happy about it now’ a question turning into a statement ‘cos we answer it by doing our bite moment]

Casey: [if that doesn’t make him cum idk what would so there’s your answer gal about how happy he is]

Janis: [we are OBSESSED with this reaction and this boy and his everything like that would definitely tip us over too just witnessing that]

Casey: [some things are unavoidable lads, like her then leaking milk and what he simply must do about it cos it’s a kink unlocked]

Janis: [‘oh, fuck me, Casey’ because we know it’s a mutual kink unlocked here and the chemicals it releases and the relief cannot be ignored ‘how did you even work it out’ because thinking our boobs were broken and not just admitting the obvious that we we’re stressed to death]

Casey: [a shrug cos he blatantly wasn’t expecting it to happen the first time in the chapel and that would’ve been clear af from his reaction at the time so can’t pretend otherwise really and doesn’t lie to her anyway ‘they kept going on about it in all the birth blogs, if I’d been here I’d have done it then’ because true they were all like NIPPLE STIMULATION! lol, looking up at her from this position ‘you still need to calm yourself down now she’s out’ not in a judgey way or anything just like you’re stressed and I wanna take care of that and help you that’s why I did it] 

Janis: [just making an amused noise like oh really ‘they reckoned they’d seen enough’ like the midwives couldn’t handle that boy, before we even address the your brother of it all lmao, doing a sigh like I know BUT ‘not exactly that easy, is it’]

Casey: [just going in even harder like isn’t it because 1000% that bitch]

Janis: [‘I know what you’re trying to do’ because we do but we’re fully saying that on a dramatic intake of breath there, also not mad about it]

Casey: [absolutely just fingerblasting for lack of a better term as per lol this gal also as we do this before she’s had a chance to recover from the hookup because he is very much aware of what he’s trying to do too]

Janis: [‘shit’ manoeuvring so we’re on top of him but kind of sat in his lap so we’re that close and can do our breathing each other thing in breaks between what he’s doing, can also spit some in our mouth for us, just opening our mouth so you know what we want] 

Casey: [that and the messiest makeout sesh, soz to this bed and to Jimothy whose bed it actually is but they’re feral rn]

Janis: [truly, obviously we’re using our hands to get you off too, because it’s all about the milk and playing with it in every way we can rn ‘I wanted you there’ we know you basically said it but we’re in our emotions hardcore now so]

Casey: [‘I could be her dad, a loads better one than him’ sir you do not need to say this ever or this brutally even if you believe it to be true]

Janis: [just going harder as a response]

Casey: [‘today’s only proved how piss easy we’d do it’ where’s the lie there but also excuse you not your child]

Janis: [‘yeah’ ‘cos can’t disagree with that honestly so]

Casey: [going harder as a response so she knows just how much we mean this]

Janis: [‘we can be together’ ‘cos can’t just say yes you can be her dad but we know this much at this point lbr]

Casey: [‘will be’ like a correction]

Janis: [kissing you like *are]

Casey: [so much more intense kissing happening again, soz to your lips both of you]

Janis: [really banking on how checked out Jimothy is here we all know, rude but I understand you think it’s uninterested in your everything rn so]

Casey: [sadly you can bank on that, it’s the heartbreaking reality JJ find themselves in while this boy is living his best life and couldn’t be happier ‘if there’s a next time, it’ll be me and you’ just implying that they could have a child here nbd]

Janis: [the way that would make us cum and then we just have to be there like welp]

Casey: [at least the way she would is gonna make him so that’ll distract him a bit haha]

Janis: [like oh, okay, that’s how I feel about that, nbd, a lot to unpack lol]

Casey: [don’t mind this boy just lying all over you and pulling you into him too, cos you both actually do need to take a sec to recover but god forbid we move even slightly away from each other, that’s a no from him]

Janis: [you know we’re likewise just touching every part of you because we never got to before so it’s just a constant need at this point whenever we can ‘I-’]

Casey: [‘me an’ all’ cos you don’t need to finish that sentence for him to agree as is their constant vibe, hard same whatever you were gonna say or meant]

Janis: [‘you’re agreeing to too much’ resting our chin on his chest, smiling up at him]

Casey: [shaking his head like no no, again moving her hair out of her face for the umpteenth time today]

Janis: [nods like yes yes but we’re 😏]

Casey: [‘I’m setting a good example’ nod towards this bub in her cot just snoozing ‘making sure I get everything I want and giving you what you do’]

Janis: [‘one of us should’ like I certainly ain’t, just kissing his chest and down his stomach to prove our point]

Casey: [the gasp because both the novelty of being together and the feeling of everything and anything she does being so heightened has not worn off yet and shows no signs of ‘I was gonna tell you off for saying that then but’ cos he would’ve like no don’t say that you’re doing amazing at this motherhood bullshit but then it’s like oh okay, carry on]

Janis: [going lower until we’re almost touching then like oh, you want me to stop, yeah, regardless of how long has passed since you said that]

Casey: [saying ‘fuck’ with all the feeling as she’s making her way downtown, cue me and Winnie singing that song, and then her name when she stops with even more feeling like excuse you, you better not]

 Janis: [just pausing for a tortuous amount of time, raising an eyebrow like hm, what was that, then being like ohh, I see, tracing our tongue up the entire length and then around and around]

Casey: [obvs saying her name even more indecently because we can and we will and that novelty won’t ever wear off]

Janis: [doing our heavy breathing all over you by hovering our mouth but not actually touching you]

Casey: [a sound that’s blatantly pleading without saying anything escaping in response cos you know he loves the torturous wait too much to actually end it that easily but is still dying nonetheless]

Janis: [looking up at you and smiling again but it’s way more evil this time obviously ‘you’re cute when you beg’ taking a finger and really lightly following the trail our tongue did before]

Casey: [‘you’re hot when you wanna get me to’ no lie detected]

Janis: [‘I just wanna make you feel good too’ the truth ‘you really don’t have to beg at all’ going in, finally]

Casey: [the reaction would be EVERYTHING and we all know it, plus the eye contact while she’s doing it ofc and sounds and compliments while stroking her hair and face and throat v encouragingly]

Janis: [we love to see it like we are literally 😍 at you and doing the most to get more of every reaction from you]

Casey: [we stan a supportive queen boy, thanks for always making her feel great about herself but especially rn, so glad y’all are doing the most during this alone time and thank god you are alone cos he’s being so loud rn and saying her name so much and ily amongst all these other compliments and moans you’d never get away with it]

Janis: [seriously thank the lord because nothing we’re doing is bringing any less noise and we’re actively encouraging you to totally lose it, putting his hands in your hair like you can control this if you want because that’s how dedicated we are to making you feel good tah]

Casey: [will never miss an opportunity to totally lose it so you know he is just like she will when he undoubtedly returns the favour afterwards but I like to think he lets her stay in control of this and lets her know it’s because what she’s doing feels so good cos that’s just the truth honestly and in direct contrast to every other hook up or interaction he’s had literally ever]

Janis: [we know what we’re doing here boy, even though we’re now going painfully slow because the vibe of now is taking our time to feel and relish in everything we’re able to do]

Casey: [thank god it’s a big shop cos I don’t wanna hurry you and neither of you wanna hurry rn]

Janis: [we’re not hurrying at all ‘I could do this forever’ to hammer that home when we come up for air]

Casey: [‘should’ again like a * cos we’re so into it and we need you to now ‘but that’d be a bit rude’ like don’t worry gal you’ll get your turn ‘and I’d be too shit of a mate’ proving he’s not by manoeuvring her into position and kissing down her body to kick this off cos not soz we care more about getting her in the same state as us than we do about letting her finish rn because this simply must end in another intense quickie before jimothy returns for all the reminders of earlier, this boy still very much knows what he’s trying to do lol]

Janis: [making a grumpy noise when we don’t realise what you’re doing and think you’re just stopping us like hey 😡 but then we can catch up like oh ‘so you wanna be my best friend, yeah’]

Casey: [doing everything possible to prove that yes he does haha]

Janis: [his name until it lowkey doesn’t make any sense because we love getting to say it]

Casey: [we all know he loves hearing it as well so you’ll get even more enthusiasm somehow than he was already giving]

Janis: [when we were playing with your hair but now we’re just pulling at it, bunching our fist at the back of your head ‘you are so-’]

Casey: [love that she’s a girl so he doesn’t have to stop for this hook up to happen and can just keep going instead because all the orgasms 5ever]

Janis: [thank god because we’re definitely begging you to fuck us as this one is washing over us right now]

Casey: [at least this one is only quick because neither of you can deal and not because you have to rush cos you’ve gotta go a bit gentle on her sir she did have a baby earlier and you have hooked up multiple times by this point]

Janis: [the way you’re being so loud I doubt you’d hear the door if it went, risky foolishness, luckily we’re not saying it does though but I’m just saying, we’re wilding]

Casey: [they’re beyond lucky we’re in charge of this instead of them because yeah you’re be caught immediately, you’re also welcome for the fact that we’ll give you a minute before he does come back because neither of you could move after how intense that was if your lives depended on it, especially not him having to run back to his room]

Janis: [that would be rude, we have near misses later but you can live right now, just lying here dead currently]

Casey: [‘better than what I’ve imagined’ when he can catch his breath enough to speak because she’s worried it wouldn’t live up to his imagination before and we have to let her know it has even though that’s obvious]

Janis: [turning to face him ‘can only get better, so…’ like wait ‘til I’ve not just given birth even though we know the build up has carried us through that hardcore, kissing his shoulder closest to us ‘not gonna be beat’ ‘cos we only top ourselves regardless is our energy]

Casey: [miming like he’s handing her a trophy because he’s a massive nerd, and then yet again brushing her hair out of her face because just always have to and will, so lovingly]

Janis: [pretend smacks you with our trophy here ‘your benefit, don’t take the piss’ but we’re smiling at you ‘it was good’ tone making that closer to what we mean than just how the words sound there]

Casey: [‘it’s you taking the piss not giving me one back’ like we’re so offended but can’t help smiling back and ruining that when she smiles and a nod because it was so good what even are words ‘you’re so fucking good’ feels like a understatement but he could not mean it more and in every sense]

Janis: [‘if I owe you, you’ll have to come back and get it’ like all part of my plan, thank you ‘easy to be when this is exactly what I want’ like nothing else would make sense right now also no one else]

Casey: [picking her up like he’s gonna shake her and a trophy will fall out of her nonexistent pockets like a massive nerd, not at all a ploy to just hold and hug you oh no of course not even though he is just shamelessly snuggling her rn]

Janis: [just giggling like hey, ‘scuse me but we’re likewise just snuggling and making no attempt to actually free ourself]

Casey: [fully burying his face into her because he knows he’s gotta go soon and doesn’t want to is an understatement, even more so than when they would’ve had to part ways in the chapel cos at least then he knew he’d seen her again really soon whereas this is like who knows when we’ll have more time together]

Janis: [we’re both thinking about it, stroking your hair in a way that is as comforting to us as it is meant to be for you ‘love you’]

Casey: [‘I’ll miss you’ cos he will and we can’t not say it as we’re clearly both thinking about it]

Janis: [‘least you can go and catch up on some of that sleep you missed’ trying to be positive ‘I better feed her’ because probably that time again and it gives you a reason to untangle beyond having to just because you do]

Casey: [‘will if you will’ because she is worse for it than he is and blatantly needs it more, starting to put clothes on once she gets up but not making any moves to leave because won’t until he hears the door and has to]

Janis: [going over to the cot to fetch this child and bring her back to the bed ‘yeah, waking up every hour on the hour like I’ve got norovirus’ having babies is gross like no, you can’t just eat whenever you want and constantly, fat piggies ‘I’ll try’]

Casey: [such an unimpressed face at baby Jac like it’s all her fault and so rude ‘he’ll probably have a bottle ready before you can be bothered to open an eye’ like Jimothy can sort this as he’s so obsessed with taking over doing everything for this child cos that has really annoyed us today ‘wouldn’t worry, like’]

Janis: [‘not now my boobs work’ with a look like hello, not a failure as we’re mid putting her back on said boob]

Casey: [@ this bub ‘you’re welcome’ again like we’re so offended but playfully this time like how dare you not have thanked me we’re supposed to be mates, adding a baby name that we’re trying out on the end like hmm does that suit you and then trying a few others when we decide it does not whatever it is]

Janis: [‘she knows you’re skimming some off the top’ unable to not LOOK at him briefly there ‘you didn’t ask to share’]

Casey: [@ this child ‘come on, not gonna let you starve, am I’ like excuse you bub I literally did the opposite of that by kickstarting your food supply, gotta return the LOOK always, we just simply must ‘but alright then, if you’re gonna be that dickhead, I’ll say please and everything’ and proper leaning in like he’s whispering only to this baby as he does say ‘please’]

Janis: [‘I’m on your side’ like baby Jac, you’re being well unfair, also we OBVIOUSLY are here for it for all the other reasons, reasons that we’re reminded of by this please lowkey making us do a moan under our breath here ‘she’ll think about it over her lunch break’ busy boss baby vibes]

  Casey: [‘you always are’ cos reminded of when she took our side in the car during the Jimothy row and we’re buzzing about it all over again but his grin turning to a smirk and giving her SUCH a LOOK cos close enough to hear that moan obvs and he knew exactly what he was doing so also buzzing that worked but then shamelessly distracted by the hotness ‘and you’ll think about’ leaving it as a sentence for her to finish even though we know damn well]

Janis: [‘better than saying only when you’re right’ like can’t have you thinking you’re always right, boy, especially when we’ve already given you SO much to be proud of there, shaking our head like we’re in any way mad because we so aren’t ‘you, as usual’ shrugging with the side the baby is not on, like yeah, just like every other day nbd]

Casey: [poking her on the side this baby is not on like oi but it’s too obvious we’re in too good of a mood to be in any way annoyed ‘might have a bit of sympathy for all that if it weren’t as mutual’ with a sigh like yeah I know same]

Janis: [‘never said it was a bad thing’ jokingly poking you back like is that what YOU are saying, sir ‘especially not now I have actual flashbacks to have’] 

Casey: [looking at her and this baby and back like stop it we can’t have a playfight while you’ve got this bub as if you haven’t when she was only in a towel before which was as much of a handicap ‘you’re not wrong’ like yeah that will make it loads easier than it was before]

Janis: [just grinning and patting Jac lightly on the head like well done my human shield ‘gotta be nice to me’ gesturing for him to come here ‘cos we wanna kiss him until he has to go]

Casey: [so so gently poking this bub like excuse you you’re meant to be on my side and then pulling the bae’s hair a bit less gently but still not hard as if it’s another oi but purely for the reminders really, obviously coming even closer than he was when she gestures and kissing her]

Janis: [getting a moan that is louder but still muffled because just making out now ‘I can wake you up, whenever he ain’t’ ‘cos it is illogical for you to both be up to do feeds you usually do it in a shift style, saying this between kisses so we’re breathless and sounding indecent as per]

Casey: [‘any chance we get I wanna take’ likewise said between kisses and sounding the same, kissing her even harder for emphasis on how much we mean that]

Janis: [nodding so both our heads are moved because the most serious ‘promise, we barely have to miss each other’ but we’re taking this time to bite his lip pretty hard because we’re saying we still will, a however short time apart this ends up being]

Casey: [crossing her fingers over each other cos we’re making her promise twice over so she really means it and then just having a lil hand hold which turns into a hand squeeze really hard when she bites his lip and she earns such a good moan, muffled though it is]

Janis: [‘we can do this’ stopping between every word to give him a different lovebite on his neck/collarbones area]

Casey: [just nodding because soz he can’t speak]

Janis: [‘no one’s stopping me’ like a promise ‘cos it is]

Casey: [‘you heard, better behave’ @ this bub with telling her off daddy energy because always]

Janis: [‘she’s easy’ said so casually like we’re not 😍]

Casey: [‘had me keeping on at her for ages, that’ll be why’ like full credit to me for her good behaviour thank you]

Janis: [‘your trophy’s being held hostage’ tapping his temple but lightly in a massage-esque way ‘keep up, babe’]

Casey: [making a face at her like yet again oi because we still cannot fight you and it’s v annoying]

Janis: [‘jealous’ 😏 like he’’s trying get Jac off so he can have his turn, and we are nothing if not a windup]

Casey: [‘you’ve got another one’ like if I was I’d get on it]

Janis: [backfired 😳 ‘better not’ like it’s already too specific a kink here lmao]

Casey: [just v deliberately and slowly stroking her blushing cheek like 😏 cos knew it would backfire and it did ‘it’d be her who’s jealous’ like yeah you like it more when I do it]

Janis: [‘dickhead’ but said with all the affection of course ‘dunno if it’d even work…’ shaking our head and pushing his a bit like how dare you make me think about this when you have to go lol]

Casey: [‘already promised we’ll have time to find out’ like no takebacks now as if she’s gonna be like actually no]

Janis: [‘next one could be twins’]

Casey: [holding his hands up like alright you win ‘be fucked then, yeah’]

Janis: [‘more than you know, twins are the worst’ like least of your worries honey]

Casey: [stroking baby Jac’s hair and kissing her head like thanks for being a lone baby as if she had any say in it lol]

Janis: [‘thanks from my vag, babe’ whispering to this baby, who is probably done here, offering her up for a cuddle and a burp, putting the blankie thing on his shoulder in case she sicks some up lol]

Casey: [do take and burp this child because effortless teamwork forever, giving this bub encouragement and talking to her constantly while he does because he’s just that bitch]

Janis: [can meanwhile get yourself in a better state of dressed and less messy]

Casey: [you’re very much on borrowed time and listening out for that front door so definitely a good idea]

Janis: [‘Bobby and Libi be back soon’ ‘cos why not say it’s that kind of time, big sigh ‘make sure you’re looking cute as you can, girl’ like fix your hair, check your lippy vibes]

Casey: [‘gonna say, her you wanna warn’ because soz baby Jac they will be in your grill, taking the time to tell this bub all about them both like when you introduce peeps at parties and add details kinda vibe so she knows what to expect but obvs his are lowkey shady cos doesn’t like anyone but the bae ‘can keep hold if there’s owt you wanna do before they are’ even if you only wanna just take a sec or a piss pause lol, the offer is being made to look after this baby during it because they will be a lot]

Janis: [adding in positives every now and then but very half-heartedly because we are amused by what you’re saying and don’t have the energy to defend y’all today ‘you can’ giving them both a quick face squish ‘should probably help him unpack’ shrug like as I did force him to go out and the unsaid guilt, duh]

Casey: [the absolute FACE this boy is making because he meant go and do something for yourself to continue the de-stress vibes not help your husband put the shopping away or to do anything ever, but playing with this bub with whatever toy he brought her like okay then we’re fine here bye bye]

Janis: [making a face like what as we’re walking out ‘have to’ over our shoulder]

Casey: [shaking his head regardless of whether she sees it or not in such a ffs manner because you literally gave birth earlier it’s the exact sort of time that you don’t have to and we all know it hence he’s not even bothering to say so, not to mention the fact that Jimothy probably won’t let her help anyway because he’s being weird about letting her do anything and that’s as obvious]

Janis: [gonna insist, not pregnant now, sir]

 Casey: [this boy knows that too and that’s why he’s annoyed]

Casey: Don’t hurt yourself

Janis: ‘less he brought a shit ton of 🧱s, unlikely

Casey: alright, crack on proving what bollocks point you reckon you are pissing about carrying tins of beans from the car and stacking them in the cupboard

Janis: the point that I’m not pregnant? 

Janis: as that’s apparently escaped notice, but honestly, just trying to get the freezer shit in before it melts

Casey: and how many hours has it been since you wasn’t

Janis: bit late to act like we’re worrying about that, ain’t it

Janis: come on

Casey: why ‘cause you’re a bit busy worrying about a september heatwave that no other dickhead’s heard of or what

Janis: more like ‘cos we were fucking even less hours after and have been for the past however long there

Casey: yeah and if it’d hurt you we wouldn’t have done ‘cause we weren’t doing for you to prove you could hack it

Janis: ‘course not, I’m just saying, I’m clearly alright

Casey: you just said you want him to notice you are, bit late for that if it is for anything

Janis: I’ve just had to tell him I’m capable of carrying a bag as well, that’s where the parallel starts and ends

Casey: I know you are, don’t mean I’m gonna pretend I don’t also know you’re knackered

Janis: won’t hurt getting used to that

Casey: used to you being a stubborn dickhead, it’s still doing my head in right now

Janis: courtesy for my state begins and ends at telling me what to do, yeah

Janis: I’m just trying to minimise how weird I feel around him, just let me have a go and it’ll be better for us

Casey: ‘course ‘cause I’m that dickhead 

Casey: what would I start trying to tell you what to do today for when I’ve not once properly bothered in the last decade, do what you like, forget I even said owt

Janis: I wouldn’t recommend it as a top idea but still

Janis: it’s fine, I’ll put my feet up after, promise

Casey: nah, they’ll be back getting under ‘em before you’ve chance, but you heard me, up to you what you wanna piss about at

Janis: can’t really help that, Bobby does live here, not got a lot of places to send him in meantime

Casey: leave it out making promises to me that you can hear are bollocks before they’re out your mouth or wrote down

Janis: it ain’t though

Janis: it’s about her, I can piss off to rest whenever I’m bored of sitting there watching them, not like he wants my birth story signed to him in great detail, is it

Casey: but you’ll not, you care more your husband stops treating you like you’re infectious, that’s what this little show putting the shopping away is and that’s what this’ll be

Casey: if you piss off to bed even when you need to, you think it’ll be that keeping him treating you as if you’re in no fit state to do sod all

Janis: Jesus, no it fucking ain’t and no it won’t

Janis: it’s annoying I got down here and he tried to get me to fuck off but I offered because I feel guilty, that’s it, none of whatever the fuck is going on in your head

Casey: Oh right, your massive regrets are loads better, tah for clearing that up, like

Janis: I didn’t say regret

Janis: obviously I feel bad for him

Casey: fuck that, he don’t for how he’s treating you or he’d not still be doing it

Janis: yeah but if he did this to me I’d never get over it

Casey: there’s no need for you to, if he can’t get it up for you he’s not gonna anybody else

Janis: well I didn’t actually reckon he was gonna go fuck one of my sisters to even the score

Janis: I’m just saying, even if it’s what I want, I know it’s shit behaviour

Casey: and I’m just saying he don’t care about you why would you about him

Janis: he don’t not care at all

Casey: Where’s the proof of that meant to be

Janis: he’s still trying to do loads for her, if he didn’t care at all, he wouldn’t

Casey: we’re not talking about her

Janis: I dunno, alright

Janis: but to both look after her we’ll have to give a shit about each other a bit, so he’ll need to meet me there not the other way ‘round

Casey: long as you see where I’m coming from, I can shut up about it, made my own bollocks point already

Janis: I get it

Janis: I’m not doing any of the shit you said I was though

Casey: alright

Janis: alright

Casey: in a bit then

Janis: do you wanna bring her down when they come in or you want me to come get her now

Casey: Got an ear out for the door, don’t worry

Janis: thanks then

Casey: no sense you carrying her and the shopping round

Janis: shut up, you’re the one told me to fuck off

Casey: no I never, I gave you a hand and you decided to give him one

Casey: thought you might’ve fancied the tea you didn’t get earlier, it’s nowt to do with me that you’re checking off the shopping list

Janis: why would I wanna sit and have tea on my own for

Casey: flashbacks

Casey: I dunno, you live with a load of dickheads who’ve gone from expecting you to be their fucking mum to reckoning you’re not able to do none of it for them now you’re hers, and you was in hospital with high blood pressure for it all not long ago

Janis: first part, maybe

Janis: but last thing I need is to sit about and think about all that nonsense on my own, tah

Casey: I never said you had to think, but would it really kill you to sit for a sec

Janis: why can’t I sit with you and her

Casey: can if you want, you who pissed off downstairs

Janis: you who said I should, dickhead

Casey: were not, dickhead

Casey: you went running soon as he got himself back here, I’d not ever tell you that’s something you should do

Janis: fuck’s sake boy

Casey: Bring my tea up and we’ll maybe both be your mate again

Janis: I wouldn’t have gone nowhere if you hadn’t of bloody said

Janis: and if you wanted your tea that bad, should’ve just asked

Casey: I just did ask and I only offered to be bloody nice, as you’re gonna have her every hour, fuck’s sake

Janis: I’m bringing the tea, would it kill you to work on being a bit of a bastard instead

Casey: see what I can do

Janis: won’t hold my breath, you’re alright

Casey: probably still counts as nice anyway if I’m doing it for you since you asked, soz mate

Janis: oh well

Janis: you gave it a go there

Casey: I’ve said, anything for you, so

Janis: I just want you though

Casey: come here then

Janis: [do once you’ve actually made the teas this time]

Casey: [hug her immediately obvs even though it has to be a 1 armed sort because we’ve got this bub who I like to think he’s done another nappy change for and made look super cute ready for Bobby and Libi to meet her nbd]

Janis: [again help hold this baby so you can hug properly ‘idiot’ we’re talking as much to ourselves as you and it’s affectionate, touch whatever clothes you’ve been put in baby Jac like look at you girl ‘maybe we should’ve left you looking a mess’ giving him a look, like Bobby and Libi are gonna want their own now she’s looking too cute]

Casey: [just hugging for absolutely ages cos we hated that lil domestic happening immediately, but eventually giving her a look back like don’t worry Bobby doesn’t have it in him cos full offense where’s the lie him and Libi aren’t getting together for years and years yet lol, and picking up this tea and drinking it like I said what I said haha]

Janis: [just snorting like lmao, soz guys, we know it’s true and we’re just happy to not be arguing on the low ‘can always threaten her with my birth story separately if needs’]

Casey: [resting his head on her shoulder because wanna be as close to you as possible despite this baby and this tea ‘and make it sound loads worse’ cos we all know he’s read some horror stories while doing all his research]

Janis: [‘obviously’ ‘cos apart from the blood pressure panic, it wasn’t a bad one, giving him a kiss on the top of his head]

Casey: [‘probably don’t bring up the next one’ cos it’ll be even easier cos he’ll be there is what we’re saying]

Janis: [‘probably not yet’ like that’d be news to everyone lol ‘our secret, that’]

Casey: [‘unless it’s twins’ like 1. You’d have to tell Libi that to put her off and 2. You’re not keeping that a secret from anyone because the bump would be crazy big]

Janis: [‘you wish’ ‘cos now we’re just thinking about how much we’d both enjoy that pregnancy]

Casey: [‘yeah’ cos now he’s thinking about it and ngl he shamelessly would be so into it, soz lads we’re denying you that]

Janis: [we’re just staring at your lips rn ‘remind me why all these other dickheads are here again’ ‘cos you truly can’t but doesn’t stop it being any less tempting]

Casey: [‘dunno’ cos we do mean ugh why are they here but more importantly we’re hardcore leaning in to kiss her and expressing why can’t or wouldn’t we rn because all we wanna do]

Janis: [going for the step up from a Hospital Kiss ™ being like short but intense making out with tongues, so you could break apart quickly if you needed to but you’re confident you’d hear someone still because not getting fully carried away here despite wanting to]

Casey: [when you can’t be a noisy bastard how you want so you’ve gotta position yourself and this gal so she can feel how into it you are instead as if she’s not gonna know unless you’re doing the absolute most at all times, sir I hate to break it to you but it’s not a secret, it’s giving slight throwback to when y’all were in the car honestly and we’re about it]

Janis: [at least this time we don’t need to pretend we’re not doing what we’re doing here because it is so blatant ‘I missed you’ whispering but right in your face obviously]

Casey: [I love how blatant you both are, soz baby Jac you asked for no part of this ‘I missed you’ with so much emphasis and feeling like he’s saying he missed her as much if not more]

Janis: [thank god you’re just bebopping unable to remember or understand a damn thing hun because we are just dry humping here like we got nowhere to be, least Bobby slams doors because he’s deaf lol]

Casey: [y’all are insatiable today but we get why and we’re all here for it so live your dreams, you’ll always hear Bobby making the most noise always without realising, bless him, and we’ll say he is and it’s not Libi shutting the door to do you that favour]

Janis: [God bless, just gently taking this bub like time for your debut ‘enjoy your sleep’ ‘cos we know you’re not coming down for this meet n greet, giving you a final softer kiss as we get up]

Casey: [‘I’ll try’ as she goes because he will even though you both blatantly wanna go to sleep together and would sleep better for it, cos it’s not to be rn lads, giving her hand a final squeeze, pulling her back just slightly to do that as a good luck and goodbye for now]

Janis: [making baby Jac do a lil wave and blowing a kiss]

[clatterbane]

I think I can finally see the end of the quest to get rid of some pruning scraps and weeds! 🤞

Plenty of both back there, that's for sure.

(This is also a quest I never really expected to need to take on? I mean, where I used to live, we would just chuck most of that stuff down the wooded bank at the back of our house. In town. Worst case, load bigger items like old Christmas trees--which we cut ourselves for free!--into/onto a car, and haul them somewhere that they're not causing any problems.

But, that works much better when you're not stuck in a built-up area. Even if we did have better transportation. Really can't just burn it here, either. I considered trying, but nah. )

Anyway, we have a pileup again without anywhere good to put it, with more neglected pruning and weeding to be done. As is kinda visible in the photo.

The council used to offer prepaid garden waste sacks (which I used before), but it looks like they stopped. Now it's all yearly subscription garden waste bins.

Even if I only use it a few times a year with a very small space, I decided that yes it was worth £55 to me to get rid of the rose bush pieces in particular. The timing was even fairly convenient, since all new contracts start the beginning of April.

So, I went ahead and signed up/paid through the council's horrible convoluted web interface. (Which was an option, at least.)

The sticker to go on the bin showed up maybe a week and a half later, which was not too bad.

That was at least two weeks ago, and I was starting to wonder if we were going to have to call them about the bin itself. Almost a month's wait in total.

But, that finally showed up this morning! The bell rang when I was asleep, but they did just leave it by the front door, so I'm not about to complain.

Finally haul the giant bin around back, moving some pots so I can even get it through the back gate and onto the patio. Slap the decal on the back while I remember.

Next step: go back on the council's website and try to ascertain when the next collection is! (And it semi-conveniently turns out to be this Wednesday. Our regular trash day, but every other week.)

Immediate steps: Do some more pruning/weeding, cut some existing pieces so they'll fit better, and cram as much as I can into the bin! Good thing the weather is pretty nice, and expected to hold that way tomorrow.

(I don't have a lot of spoons available, and wrestling that stuff now may mean takeout tonight. But, I really want as much as possible gone ASAP.)

Final step: Hopefully get it to the front with the rest of the trash tomorrow night!

So yeah, more of a long drawn-out ordeal than it needed to be. But, dealing with the council 😑

Glad to finally have something to put the stuff in. Even if I'm still kinda wishing we had a convenient hill to just yeet it down to compost itself.