#... cant stop thinking about food bc i really wanna cook more stuff LMAOO

[berrymeter]

most of all i wanna make it shitty breakfast so bad

[a-droppingpetals]

whispers rhys and graham for the ultimate ship meme

the ultimate ship meme // accepting.

GENERAL —

rate the ship — awful | ew | no pics pls | i’m not comfortable | alright | i like it! | got pics? | why is this not getting more attention?! | the OTP to rule all other OTPs

how long will they last? — until deah do them apart 3

how quickly did/will they fall in love? — it definitely wasn’t one of those falling in love at first sight -things but more of a slow burn kind of thing where they just took their time (bc they weren’t even supposed to fall in love in the first place!! it was supposed to be a lil bit of harmless fun but wHOOPS they fell in love!!!)

how was their first kiss? — v v messy and drunk lmao. not very cute / romantic or something that you’d want to tell your grandkids about but ... yeah lmao

WEDDING —

who proposed? — graham did for sure !!

who is the best man/men? — i think graham had one of his brothers as one of his best men & the other, like the main best man, would’ve probably been his best friend? idk about rhys tho? maybe his friends idk??

who did the most planning? — rhys for sure, graham’s already been married once and he didn’t plan a thing aND HE STILL WONT

who stressed the most? — i think rhys did?

how fancy was the ceremony? — Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

who was specifically not invited to the wedding? — i ?? am not sure if rhys would invite his parents bc we spoke about this and you said he wouldn’t want to but idk if graham would lowkey be like “but they’re ur parents and hopefully ur only gonna get married once so like.... :///”

SEX —

who is on top? — graham is omg

who is the one to instigate things? — they both do that?? but i cant say which would do it more??

how healthy is their sex life? — barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they are humping each other on the couch right now

how kinky are they? — Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head // note: I FEEL LIKE THEY’RE VERY KINKY I AM HOLLERING

how long do they normally last? — if they have time, then they’ll really take their time with each other and stuff like that but if they’re on a time limit, say like they’re having a quickie before graham has to go back to work / ellie’s going to be home at any minute omg, then they can be quite quick too !!

do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? — for sure yes !!

how rough are they in bed? — Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? — No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

CHILDREN — 

how many children will they have naturally? — OK SO I KNOW WE HAVEN’T EXACTLY DISCUSSED THIS but i also read on ur page that ur open to writing mpreg so idk if u want to do that with these two so if you do, THAT’S COOL WITH ME and i’m VERY DOWN FOR THAT and if that’s the case, then i feel like they’d have like.. one?? two would probably be pushing it?

how many children will they adopt? — but if ya dON’T WANNA go down the mpreg route, which is also fine with me bc ya home girl doesn’t MIND either way (just hmu about this and we’ll talk ok), then i feel like they’d try to adopt one?? or none?? depending on if rhys would want to raise a kid with him like from start to finish besides ellie??

who gets stuck with the most diapers? — graham would :/ :/ he’s already been on the diaper duty once before so he’d be just fine with changing the most diapers again lmao

who is the stricter parent? — neither or maybe graham would be? like just a tad more, he can be chill but he’s also a cop and he doesn’t want his kids getting into any shenanigans that they shouldn’t be getting into :/ :/

who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? — BOTH !!

who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? — rhys bc graham is hopeless when it comes to lunches (that man :/ eats nothing but :/ pb&j sandwiches :/ for lunch :/)

who is the more loved parent? — i feel like rhys would be for sure??

who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? — both?? mainly rhys though bc graham would always forget or he’d be late to them lmao.

who cried the most at graduation? — b o t h ???

who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? — GRAHAM bc he’d be probably the one busting them too ://// 

COOKING —

who does the most cooking? — rhys bc graham is lowkey hopeless in the kitchen :/

who is the most picky in their food choice? — graham will literally eat anything but idk about rhys so it’d have to be him or neither !!

who does the grocery shopping? — they do it together if possible but rhys mostly. unless rhys tells graham to go, which he will, in case rhys has forgotten to buy something or they’ve ran out of something !! 

how often do they bake desserts? — i feel like rhys bakes a lot during the holiday season?? CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG but.. #CookiesStraightFromTheOven

are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? — graham is definitely more of a meat lover and idk about rhys?? help???

who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? — rhys would surprise him with a homecooked meal and graham would just take him out for one lmao !!

who is more likely to suggest going out? — g....raham lmao

who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? — GRAHAM !!

CHORES —

who cleans the room? — rhys bc graham never ~has time~ and he’s too lazy omg

who is really against chores? — referring to my previous answer, graham lmao

who cleans up after the pets? — ok THIS is something that graham would most certainly do??

who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? — again, graham...

who stresses the most when guests are coming over? — rhys?? probably?? graham is very chill about that so i’m gonna go with rhys.

who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? — RHYS bc u bet graham’s never cleaned the couch cushions in his LIFE.

MISC —

who takes the longer showers/baths? — rhys??? graham is a v v quick showerer so!!

who takes the dog out for a walk? — graham would bc he loves dogs and he loves walking them?? or they’d just go for a walk together tbh.

how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? — every year??? for sure.

what are their goals for the relationship? — to ?? LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER??

who is most likely to sleep till noon? — graham when he has the day off LMAO

who plays the most pranks? — rhys or neither bc graham feels like he’s way 2 old to be doing pranks lmaoo