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#...I WILL DESTROY A BLOODLINE IF SOMEONE HURTS MAMMON
luxthestrange · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#777 Weddin' crashin'
When You Found out...Some Witches Kidnapped Mammon to Force Him to Marry the Elder Witch in the human world...so you and Solomon went out to find the wedding location..
Mc*Looks at all doors and windows are reinforced and looks at Solomon*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?
Solo*Looking around and patting his pants when he pulled out a key with a keychain Chibi Mc Sheep ...It was the key to mammon's car*
-As the two got into the driveway to search for mammon car, Solomon puts the keys on and turns them on...but goes thru the radio to pick the perfect song going with "F*ck you up! Hits"-
Solo*Has hands on the wheel*Buckle up my love~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~
-At the wedding-
Mam*Was putting on a wedding dress and being held to be in place along with Witch, mouth covered with tape*
CRAAAAAAASH
Solo*Opening the door of the vehicle abit dizzy*I OBJEEECT!?*falls into the rubble*
Mc*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the hood towards the to look at the Witches with glaring glowing eyes green and yellow... your pact mark with Mammon & Satan glowing *YOU WANT MY MAMMON...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!
CovenHead*Rolls eyes and snaps her fingers and points to you signalling her coven to kill you*
You soon enough launch yourself toward one the biggest witch and...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...
CovenHead*Frowning*WHAT THE FUCK-THEY'RE JUST A HUMAN!*Moves out of the way from a witch that falls near her now being choked by viscera, grabs her, and pushes her towards the angry human*THEY'RE JUST ONE HUMAN!KILL THEM-*Stops talking when the one witch was killed in an instant she pushed her their way*
Mam*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru One the Strongest Witches*...
Solo*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another witch*
Mc*As you drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Coven Head but stop at the last min, get off punch the last witch standing on your path, Glaring up at the leader*...
CovenHead*Looks down at you as you grab Mammon and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls his eyes and huffs*...
Mc*Looking at her, pointing at Mammon's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Mammon's ass to emphasize that*
Mam*Eyes widen and blushes as he looks extremely happy thru his eyes*!?!?
Solo: HAHA!~*Laughs at them, He too is now carried like Mammon by you*
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Solomon is your ride or die...humans scaring the crap out of everyone!
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