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#...i guess this counts as simultaniously
🍦🍓💐💝🍰💗
🍦: What are ten things you love about yourself?
Starting with a hard one. I'm not sure I can find ten things I like (let alone love) about myself... But I'll try.
Idk why, but my hipbones and stretchmarks
My capability of keeping my flat and room at home (relatively) organized and clean
I am sometimes creative (though most times incapable of any adequate way to express that creativity)
I try to be kind (though I hardly succeed)
... sorry, I give up 😅
🍓: What are you doing for Valentine's Day? Do you have any self-care plans?
I have an exam on Valentine's Day, so I'll spend any time before that going over my notes. After that, there's a good chance I'll drink, either to celebrate or (more likely) to drown out my disappointment in myself.
💐: How would you woo someone? How do you flirt?
I don't think I'm any good at either, tbh. The few times I've flirted irl I managed to feel super awkward while simultaniously not even getting it accross to the other person that I was flirting in the first place. The only other place I've ever flirted at was here, and usually that involves sickeningly sweet scenerios I like to imagine and lots of the following emojis: 💙😘🥰🥺
As for wooing... I guess I'd cook and bake everything you'd want me to. If I feel inspired, I might also write stories for you and/or draw (for) you.
💝: What gift would you like to receive? What type do you like to give?
I'm not a big fan of receiving gifts. But if you count spending time with me as a gift, then that one by far
I only like giving gifts when I either made them myself (e.g. baked you something) or they're very well thought through (e.g. I know you like turtles and I know you like wearing necklaces -> I gift you a necklace with a turtle charm)
🍰: What's your favourite dessert to eat? Do you have a favourite to make?
Favourite to eat varies a lot, I think (also most of the time I don't eat dessert at all). But rn the first one that comes to mind is this (no idea what it's called in English, sorry):
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As for a favourite to make... well, I love baking, so if cake or cupcakes count, that.
💗: How do you show care? What do people do that makes you feel loved?
I think mostly by asking how you are or how your day was. Also by cooking for you and making sure that all your basic needs are met (food, water, sleep).
Honestly, just spending time with me in any way whatsoever makes me feel loved
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wolfish-trickster · 3 years
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Lost traveler
5/?
Loki x female!reader
Word count: 1 573
Tag list: @gaitwae @lucywrites02 @hard-to-be-the-bard @birdgirl90 @laramoonworld
Summary: A mysterious traveler visits Asgard and thanks to an accident has to stay for longer than she expected. Bonds are created but also shattered along the way.
A/N: reader has elemental powers, something like avatar the last airbender.
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Sun was finally setting. Chirping of birds was replaced by owls howling. A cold breeze ruffled your hair. The entire forest became calmer. You loved it.
You wanted to be alone for a few while and enjoy the tranquility of the night time. So you volunteered to gather wood for bonfire.
Unfortunately Thor and Fandral went with you, more to show off their muscles than help you. Both of them were....odd. They wanted to be around you all the time, telling you of their strength and abilities (Thor wanted to show you some of his lightnings but got quickly turned down by Loki) and generaly tried to impress you.
You soon found out that Thor is a god of thunder, not a lightning thrower like you previously thought. Loki was god of mischief and chaos.
Sif told you she was to be the goddess of fertility but thretened you to keep it a secret
The rest were also gods, but they didn't have a certain domains like princes. They were just warrior gods.
When you returned with arms full of twigs and branches Loki, Volstagg, Hogun and Sif were already sitting around a circle made from stones. Loki jumped to help you and all of you started to place one branch after another inside the stone circle.
"I will lit it," Thor annoumced after you finished.
"Thor, I already told you, your powers are unstable. You can't use them otherwise you will hurt everybody around you!" Loki scolded him.
"Relax, it will be alright. Everybody, stay back," Thor pushed you behind him as his fingers started to sparkle. Suddenly a loud noise teared through the air as a giant lightning striked from the sky. But to a nearby tree, not the fire place.
"Perfect Thor, just perfect," Loki took out the fire from the burning tree with his magic. He played around with flames a little while longer. You watched him transform them into a bird and make it fly around you. You giggled at his tricks.
"Show off," Thor spat
"Look who's talking. I'm not the one who took off his shirt whenever she was watching," Loki grinned.
You ignored them and their argument. Your fingers were itching. You desperately wanted to firebend, but you couldn't. Not yet.
Sif nudged you. "They are like giant kids, aren't they?"
"Siblings argue. It's like their specialty," you shrugged.
"You seem like a sibling professional. Do you have one?"
You watched as Loki made the bonfire inbetween arguments. "No, but I met a lot of them on my travels," you both sat down as did the others.
"Speaking of travels, can I ask you something?" Hogun sat to your other side.
"Sure."
Loki plopped down directly opposite of you. "If you want to know where she is from, she won't tell. I tried," he smirked at you.
"I can't reveal everything the first day! Gotta keep some of my secrets," you laughed.
"That was not what I wanted to know. I meant to ask you if you've been to Midgard?" Hogun brought your attention back to him.
"Depends on what it looks like."
"Well," he began, "it's full of forests, animals, small stone villages,-"
"Don't forget mortals," Thor interrupted.
"Mortals?"
Thor nodded. "Aye. They are small, weak, quite dumb."
"From what I've read," Loki slipped in, "they aren't dumb. They are just slow learners."
Thor rolled his eyes. "Where's the difference?"
"The difference is, dear brother mine, that you only have to tell them once to not use their powers."
Thor showed him what you suspect to be a lewd gesture. In response Loki blew him a kiss.
You giggled. "No, I don't think I've been there. Why are you asking? Have you visited it?"
All of them shooktheir heads. "The Allfather forbade us to travel across the nine realms. He says we aren't old enough."
"Oh," you sighed.
"May I ask Astrid?" Volstagg broke the silence. "What is the most interesting place you've visited," Volstagg took his chance
You thought for a while. All of the planets are interesting in their own way. "Hmmm, I don't know. One of the more exciting planets has to be Pandora I guess. I have stayed there with a Na'vi clan and they showed me how to hunt and survive in woods. There are giant mountains hovering in the air with beautiful waterfals and the whole planet glows at night and there are dragons and giant wolves and spiritual trees," you counted down from memmory.
"Sounds exciting indeed. I must visit it someday," Loki mused.
"You must! It's really easy to find it. It's a blue planet rotating around a gas giant."
"So it is techicaly a moon, correct?"
"Yeah, it is," you said excitedly. You finaly had someone to talk to. Frigga was right, you will find a friwnd among them.
"Booo, nerds," Sif made fun of you two. "Now tell me, are at least these Na'vi guys handsome and strong? You can hardly find any good material among this," she gestured to boys sitting around fire.
"I will preted I haven't heard that," Fandral brushed his fingers through his hair.
"If you are into blue giants," you shrugged.
The atmosphere changed suddenly. It was no longer lighthearted and playful. All of them had a stone hard cold stare. You shifted in your seat. Did you say something wrong?
Thor coughed. "We don't really get along with blue giant folk," he fisted chunks of grass by his sides.
"What you just described wasn't Jotunheim, was it?" Hogun asked.
"It can't be. Jotunheim is a frozen piece of a rock. She said Pandora has floating mountains and rivers," Loki burried his dagger into earth at his feet.
"Are there also blue giants on Jotunheim?" you chose your words carefully.
"Yes, it's the land of Frost Giants. Monsters we talk about at night."
Hogun cleared his throat. "I have seen the injury they cause. On one soldier a long time ago. His whole arm was frozen and black as coal. I heard aome healers in halls talking abouthis whoel arm falling off when they touched it."
"They say," Thor said in a dark tone, "they know a secret passage through realms. And one day, they will invade Asgard and freeze everyone in their path. When they comw here, I swear to all my ancestors I will-"
His telling interrupted a distant screech from mountain which startled everyone. It sounded familiar, you just didn't know where from.
"I think that's a cue to shift to another story," Sif said.
"Agreed," everyone said simultaniously.
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Cracking wood lulled everybody to sleep. After hours and hours of war stories and forgotten legends one by one young warriors and a traveler laid to get rest.
Loki had a light sleep. His mind was still wrapped around Frost Giants. How theymight enter Asgard any second and slaughter them all in their sleep. If what Thor told was true.
A sound of someone standing up and walking away woke him completely. He knew how each person's step sounded, this was unfamiliar one. 'Where are you going little traveler?'
He stood up and followed you, hidden in shadows.
You stopped near a river deep in the forest. Asgardian moon shone bright in its water.
He watched you sit down next to it and stare at the night sky through oak leaves.
Just as he wanted to walk towards you, you started to play with little droplets of water in the air.
"What a turn of events," you dropped them upon hearing his voice.
"Loki, you- why are you up? Did I wake you?"
"No," he sat down next to you, "you didn't."
You started to fidget with your fingers. "How much did you see?"
"Enough. Why didn't you tell me you were a sorcorer as well?"
"A what?"
Loki chuckled. "You called me a warlock, remember? We call those who deal with magic sorcorers. One of their ability is aquakinesis."
"Huh?" you looked so cute when you were confused. Loki made note to confuse youmore often.
"Water control."
"Oh, sorry. I call it waterbending."
Loki hummed. "Makes sense."
"Sooo," you looked at him, "are you going to tell them?" you pointed towards where the group was sleeping.
"Why would I? It's your power. Your secret. You tell them when you are ready. But," he pulled a ball of water from the river and held it above his palm, "I can teach you more of that waterbending than just control few droplets. If you'd like me to, that is."
You smiled. "I'd like that. Oh and by the way," you looked to side and scratched your head, "Astrid isn't my real name."
"I know."
"What?" you looked at him startled.
"I can tell when people are lying, and you," he placed his palm on your shoulder, "are a terrible liar," he chuckled.
Your giggle joined his. "Sounds fair. Anyways, I'm Y/N," you axtended your hand.
Loki took it in his own and bowed his head. "Pleasure to meet you Y/N. I am Loki of Asgard, God of Mischief," and hopefully he can add 'your friend' to the list of titles.
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slowly-writing · 4 years
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Normal’s Boring
Natasha Romanoff x Daughter!Reader
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Part 2: Life Saver
a/n: This got really long, my bad. I hope you all enjoy it
Being a teenager living in the Avengers compound was a little weird. You constantly had Shield agents running in and out and there was always the fear of an attack. Maybe that was just the collective PTSD of your family, but they made sure you were always prepared. You learned how to fight and protect yourself at a young age, your mom was the Black Widow after all. The fact that you could take care of yourself didn’t change the fact that you essentially had half a dozen overprotective parents. They would all jump to protect you at the first sign of trouble. Having that many people living in one place made sure your life was never boring, that’s for sure.
“Hey, Uncle Tony!” You call as you walk into the compound after school.
“Hey, kid. How was school today?” Tony asks with a smile.
“Fine,” you say with a shrug, “schools boring, I could learn way more here.”
“C’mon, y/n. You need a well rounded education. You have to know more than just how to fight,” Tony argues.
“You guys could teach me! You and Uncle Bruce know way more about math and science than any of my teachers could ever dream of. Uncle Steve lived through all the stuff I’m learning in history right now! Did you know I learned about you guys last week? Do you know how embarrassing it is to have your mom be the topic of class? Everyone made fun of me for days! I stick out like a sore thumb!”
“I’m sorry kid, but that’s part of the experience. You gotta be around people your age sometimes.”
“Wanda’s practically my age! She’s only a few years older than me! She’d go to school with me if you all made her go,” you try and Tony shakes his head.
“This is a conversation you need to have with your mom,” he says, “I’m not getting in the middle of that fight.”
“Where is Mom, anyway?” You ask and Tony avoids eye contact.
“Last second mission, she should be back in a few days,” he explains with a sigh. Everyone knows how upset you get everytime she leaves. Not only is it frustrating that she disappears, you’re worried. You’ve lost track of all the times various members of your family have come back with injuries, some worse than others.
“Any idea where?” You ask and he shakes his head.
“That’s classified, kid. But I’m sure it’s fine. If it was big they wouldn’t have sent her in alone,” he says trying to calm you down.
“She’s alone?!” you yell and he winces.
“Okay, obviously shouldn’t have told you that. She’ll be okay, y/n. She’s the best there is. She always comes back. I promise it’ll be okay,” he says and you nod before silently leaving to go to your room.
This was the worst part of being an Avenger’s kid. Your mom disappeared constantly. You would never blame her for it, of course, she was saving lives. If it wasn’t for her missions she never would’ve adopted you
You were three years old living in Budapest with your family at the time. Hydra had popped up again and your town was caught in the cross hairs. It was chaos, people were down everywhere and buildings were on fire. You don’t remember very much, just being really scared and then suddenly Natasha and Clint were there. Natasha had taken you in her arms and gotten you to safety. You immediately felt safer in her arms. She brought you home with her, and the rest was history.
While her missions were important you couldn’t help but wish you could spend more time together. Growing up you were constantly thrown from Avenger to Avenger. Whoever was available to take care of you became the stand in parent for that week.
You shake your head softly and sit down behind your desk to start on homework.
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The next morning you were in a bad mood. Everyone was trying to help you out, but nobody quite knew your routine as well as your mom, you just wanted her to come home. Steve woke you up at 4am and you were halfway through getting ready before you realized you were going to be two hours early. You switched gears and got to train with him for a few hours though, which was fun. After a few hours you shower and start getting your stuff ready to go.
Clint had been trying to clean up yesterday and apparently moved your backpack to some mysterious location. You spent the better part of an hour searching the entire compound for it before you find it in Wanda’s room.
“I thought it was hers! You’re both teenagers. It’s hard to tell what belongs to who!” Clint argues and you roll your eyes.
“She doesn’t even go to school, Uncle Clint! Which is completely unfair by the way,” you say pointing at Wanda.
“That’s what you earn when you’re an Avenger,” she smirks and you glare.
“I’ve been here longer, I should be an Avenger by now,” you grumble, jumping on one foot trying to find your shoe.
“Here, y/n. I made you lunch,” Bruce says with a smile, handing you a paper bag.
“Thanks Uncle Bruce!” You say, pausing when you look in the bag. “Hey what kind of sandwich is this?”
“Peanut butter and jelly, why?” He asks and you grimmance as the entire room seems to stop.
“I can’t eat this.”
“Why not?” Bruce furrows his brow as Tony walks over.
“Peanut allergy, man. Are you trying to kill the kid?” Tony yells handing you a few bucks to buy lunch at school.
“Here, Wanda,” you call tossing her the bag. “A genuine school lunch, welcome to the real world.”
“Nobody tell Nat about the peanuts, she’ll flip!” Clint cuts in and you nod.
“Come on, y/n, you’re gonna miss the bus!” Steve calls and you glance at the clock.
“Uh, yeah that ship has sailed.”
“What? How? I woke you up three hours ago!” He yells and you raise your hands in surrender.
“Yell at Uncle Clint! He’s the one who hid my backpack!” you argue.
“Well why’d you leave it in the living room?”
“I’m in high school! That’s what high schoolers do! I guess I’ll just stay home today,” you try and you’re met with four simultanious eye rolls.
“Yeah right, your mom will kill us if we don’t get you to school,” Bruce says and you frown.
“Okay enough. Here, take a car,” Tony says tossing you a set of keys.
“Am I missing the part where somebody taught me to drive?” you ask looking at the keys in your hands.
“You’re seventeen! You don’t know how to drive?” Tony asks and you look around the room.
“Do you see the chaos that sprung from you guys trying to get me ready for school? Do you really think mom would’ve trusted any of you to teach me how to operate heavy machinery?”
“Why didn’t she teach you?” Bruce asks and you smile sadly.
“Do you see her here right now? She’s too busy,” you shrug and Tony sighs.
“Okay, come on. I’ll drive you,” he says leading you to the garage.
xxxxx
You sigh as you pull up to school. The expensive sports car doesn’t really help you blend in.
“Have a good day, kiddo” Tony calls after you as you head inside and you force a smile.
“Thanks, Uncle Tony.”
You can hear the whispers as you walk through the halls.
“How does she know Tony Stark?” a Sophomore whispers.
“That’s Black Widow’s kid! She, like, lives with the Avengers or something,” some Junior girl responds and you shove your hands in your pockets and hurry to class.
“Before we start today, I thought it’d be fun to discuss some more recent history. We’ll be discussing the battle of New York ,” your history teacher states and you sigh, trying to sink deeper into your seat, “Miss Romanoff, why don’t you give us a rundown of what you know.”
“An Asgardian brought an alien army down on New York. The Avengers fought him off,” you stated plainly. The teachers always called you out when it came to anything Avengers related, you hated the attention it brought.
“You must know more than that,” your teacher encouraged.
“Well yeah, my Mom and my Uncles kicked ass, but isn’t telling the class that your job?” you ask and your teacher glares.
“That’s very disrespectful Miss Romanoff. Do I need to call your Mother?”
“Like you’d have the courage to talk to her” You say with a huff, “you’d neve have get ahold of her anyway,” you grumble under your breath.
“Miss Romanoff! This is your last chance, would you like detention?” you know you’re right but you sigh.
“No, sir. I apologize.”
“Okay then, anyone else?”
“Sure made a hell of a mess in the city. It took the city months to rebuild,” a kid named Chad says and you glare.
“Let’s see you fight off an alien army! See how well you do!” You yell, slamming your hand on your desk. You can feel your face getting red.
“I’d at least-”
“Enough!” your teacher cuts you both off. “Battles always cause a mess. Look at any war in American history. Moving on, back to our discussion of World War Two”
“Your family fought in that one too. Maybe you’re the common denominator, Roamanoff,” Chad whispers from behind you and you clench your jaw, your teacher not hearing Chad’s comments.
xxxxx
“You sure are quiet without the teacher here to protect you, huh?” Chad says pushing you into the lockers, “where are your precious Avengers now?”
He punches you and goes to push you again. Your mom made you promise not to start fights when she started training you, but since he threw the first punch you have him on his back before he realizes what’s happening. He looks shocked and you roll your eyes, “I was raised by superheroes dipshit. Now run along and I won’t tell anyone how fast I had you pinned.”
He gets up rubbing the back of his head, he must’ve hit it when he fell. Your not too worried, it’s not like he can get any dumber. He looks at you over his shoulder as he practically runs down the hall. You straighten out your jacket and walk towards your next class.
xxxxxx
“Hey Uncle Steve? Can you help me with this?” you ask, walking into the living room.
“Sure, y/n. What’s your question?”
“I need to know what year Captain America started fighting during World War Two,” you say rolling your eyes.
“I’m part of your history homework?” he asks with a smirk and you nod.
“It’s kind of weird having to answer questions about my uncle for my homework.”
“I know kid, but hey, you have all the answers right here,” he teases and you smile.
“Helping my kid cheat, Rogers?” you hear from behind you and you jump up.
“Mom! You’re home!” you yell crashing into her arms, “Are you okay? How was the mission?”
“Yeah, sweetheart. It was fine, I’m okay.” She says holding you tight, “now what’s this I hear about cheating?”
“It’s not cheating, Mom!” You argue, “the questions are about him! I’m just cutting out the middleman!”
“You’re learning about your Uncle Steve in school?” your mom asks, her brow furrowed, and you nod.
“I learn about all of you,” you tilt your head, “did you guys not realize that? We talked about the battle of New York today. Almost got me sent to the office,” you grumble, crossing your arms.
“What was that?” your Mom raises an eyebrow.
“My teacher wanted me to tell everyone about it! Just because you fought in it! I’m not the teacher! That’s not my job! It’s his! It’s not my fault my family got mixed up in every damn battle in the history of the world” you argue and your mom sighs.
“I’m sorry, y/n.”
“What, why?” you ask, confused at the change of tone.
“It can’t be easy, living the life you do. You should get to live a normal life. I should’ve thought of this before bringing you home,” she says, looking down and shaking her head.
“Are you… are you saying you wish you didn’t adopt me?” you asks softly, tears welling up in your eyes. “I know it’s hard having a kid, but you still get to do your job. You’re gone all the time anyway-”
“Hey y/n, no!” her head snaps up and she takes your hands, “adopting you was the best thing I’ve ever done. Don’t think for a second that I regret bringing you home. Honey, does it upset you that I’m gone so much?” she questions and you look at the ground.
“Kinda,” you shrug, “I miss you a lot and everything’s a mess without you. Uncle Steve woke me up too early because he didn’t know what time I got up and I missed the bus and I couldn’t drive myself because I never learned how and Uncle Bruce tried to give me peanuts and I wasn’t supposed to tell you that. Please don’t be mad-” you start spiralling and your mom cuts you off.
“Y/n, look at me. I’m not mad,” she says softly, wiping the tears you didn’t even realize had begun falling from your eyes.
“I just get really scared everytime you leave. What if you don’t come back?” you whisper and she shakes her head.
“Love, I will always come back. I promise.”
“But you can’t promise that!” You yell, “people don’t always come back! My birth parents died on one of your missions. I can’t lose you too.”
“Okay, it’s okay,” she pulls you into her arms and you hold on tight. “How about this, I can cut back. I can’t promise I’ll never go on missions, but I can make sure I’m home more. I can teach you how to drive, and I can help you with your homework. I’ll make sure Bruce never touches your food again and I’ll make sure you can have a normal life.’
“Normal’s boring,” you cut in softly, “if I had a normal life I wouldn’t have been able to knock Chad on his ass when he punched me.”
“He what now?” Your mom pulls back with a glare and you’re suddenly very scared for Chad’s life. Your mom is an assassin after all.
“He was making fun of you guys and we got in a fight. But he only got one hit in! You told me not to start a fight and I didn’t! I waited until he did.”
Your mom shakes her head and pulls you into her arms again.
“I’m glad your home,” you bury your face in her shoulder, “I really missed you.”
“I missed you too, love. What about a movie night, just me and you?”
“Yeah!” you look up, seeing Steve has already disappeared and your mom leads you over to the couch.
You cuddle close to her as the movie starts, the safest place in the world to you is still in her arms. Sure, you may not have a normal life, but normal is overrated anyway.
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ksdffhj why do you hate costco?
omg thank you for asking kjfdsf ok ok *cracks knuckles* (edit: couldve kept this ectremly short know that I think about it..oops)
so this was back when my family was living in the UK while my dad was getting his PhD at uni, it was on a scholarship, and also got a pretty good deal on a salary with his job back home so we were fine in terms of financial stability. This is important, bcs it means that neither one of my parents had a job in the UK. Anyways one day we were bored and remembered there was a Costco (derogatory) like a 40 minute bus ride away and we had never been to one before so we thought we’d go check it out, see if we can buy some extra things we needed for the house. So, if you know Costco, you’ll know that in order to shop there, actually in order to even look around, you need a membership card of sorts idek. Obviously, we didnt know that and we had been to Ikea before so we thought it was just like that. So we get there right and we try to go in and they tell us about the card, we were like uhhh ok thats fine I guess. We didnt actually feel like goign throught the hassle of signing up to get the card so we just moved on and started to sort of go towards the food area and maybe look around the buildng since we couldnt shop we thought we could still take a look. And then this man, this man working there literally shouted across the store like “HEY! GET BACK HERE I SAID YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN!”...bro to little 11 year old me that was humiliating. That was strike one, but not really since I’m not basing ym hate for Cotsco on like one bad experience with one person working there who like maybe shouldnt have stopped us like we were criminals dkjfhsdf. But anygays, my parents told the guy to like chill sdfhsd and he said sorry and once again reminded us that we needed a card. At ths point my mom just really wanted to go in for some reason maybe to piss the guy off idk so my dad told the guy, “hey, its fine we’ll go get the card right now”. I mean its just a stupid membership my dad could cancel it if he wanted to. This is where it gets good.  My dad approaches the desk and asks for a memebership card. They were like of course sir and asked all of these normal questions just to get his info and then they asked “ok so place of work?”, my dad said unemployed and the ug was jsut liek “oh...yeh you can’t get a card if youre unemployed”. We were all fairly confused so my dad explained our situation, like why we’re in the UK and the fact that he is recieving part of a salary and then the guy said “yeah, no if you’re not employed by someone from the UK we can’t give you a card”. At this point we were kind all simultaniously thinking: “ok what the actual fuck-” “ who even needs a membership card to shop at an uggly storage like building-” “bro we jsut told you we have an income, like we could shop here if we wanted to-” “WHAT THE FUCK”. My dad then tried to explain again that he’s a student and all tat other stuff and once again they said that a student doesnt count, you have to employed or else no Costco for you. Even at 11 I knew that was the fucking dumbest thing I had ever heard in my entire life. Like, what are students supposed to do jsut not..shop there??? and WHY like WHY do you NEED a job to be able even walk into Costco what the fuck- 
Anygays obviously we left and we all jsut confused and low-key hig-key mad skdjfhdf but yeah fromt hat day on I’ve just cancelled Costco (derogatory) <3 People say its great, I say bullshit...but please if you have a card take me there so I can be your guest and I can walk in Card free, pay for everything and basically say fuck you costco 😌😌🥰🥰....and also free samples-
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Subject: J X Y/N
Something was going on with J. I didn’t know what it was, but I could feel it in my bones. He was avoiding my texts, my calls. Hell, I’d even stopped by his grandmother’s house and when she answered the door she claimed he wasn’t home.
But I’d be damned if I let Joshua Cody’s avoidance skills deter me.
He’s nothing more than a friend, I thought to myself as I drummed my fingeres against my kitchen table, debating whether or not I should stop by his house again. That kiss? It meant nothing, Y/N. Get it out of your head. I sighed, tapping my foot against the floor. I felt restless, unable to sit still for longer than a few seconds at a time.
The kiss that meant nothing, the kiss that I couldn’t stop thinking about had occurred during spring break. J’s uncles had realized he was on vacation and threw a huge party at their house, inviting everyone from our high school. J and I didn’t have many friends, but everyone showed up because of the booze, drugs, and half naked girls hanging out by the pool. It had been overwhelming, to say the least. Craig was loving it because he was too fucked up to care that someone had literally puked in his bed, and Deran was having a blast lighting things on fire and jumping from the roof to the pool.
I’d escaped for some fresh air when I felt an arm wrap around my neck and pull me backwards. My back landed against J’s chest and he just felt so warm and so inviting and he smelled so good, I couldn’t help but lean into his embrace.
Maybe the beer had lowered my inhibitions, and his too, because one minute I was leaning back against him and the next thing I knew I was turning in J’s arms and leaning up, pressing my mouth against his.
My lower belly warmed at the memory of that kiss. His tongue sliding against mine, the way he cupped my face between his wide palms. But it was J, my J, the J that had been my best friend since we shared a pack of Doritos in kindergarten. And you know what? I didn’t give a damn. I reveled in that kiss because I’d wanted it for too long, craved it for too long. I’d idly sat by after J lost his mom, watching as Nicky coddled him and tried to insert herself into his new life.
Sitting by and watching that shitshow had been absolutely miserable.
Not to mention that she started fucking his uncle.
So, sue me. I took advantage of the fact that he was single and I was single and we were both enjoying ourselves. It was just a kiss, nothing more. But it had been nearly three weeks and each day I could feel him pulling farther and farther away until he stopped texting me altogether. 
Gnawing on my bottom lip, I counted to five and stared at my car keys that lay directly in front of me. Stay, go, stay, go. It was just past noon and I knew for a fact that no one would be home other than J. Deran would be at the bar, Baz would be M.I.A. as always, Pope would be doing... whatever Pope did, and Craig would be balls deep in some coked out beach bimbo.
Not taking a second to change my own mind, I grabbed my keys and bolted out the door, practically jogging to my car and speeding to J’s house. If that kiss ruined our friendship then so be it, but I refused to let him shut me out. I deserved an explanation and I deserved a goodbye.
The gate was open when I got there and as I pulled into the driveway I realized the garage was open, too. J’s truck was the only vehicle in the driveway and I smiled, proud of myself for seizing the moment yet again. That smile vanished, though, when I remembered what I was about to do.
Ignoring the ball of anxiety that was quickly forming in my stomach, I took a deep breath and got out, walking through the garage slowly before entering the backyard. The pool was empty and there were no signs of life. I scratched the back of my neck thinking that maybe I’d been wrong. Maybe J had gone to the bar with Deran. Maybe-
“Y/N?”
I turned towards the sliding glass door that led to the kitchen. J was looking at me with furrowed eyebrows, coming outside and closing the door behind him. Wearing his signature faded jeans and white converse paired with a soft looking gray t-shirt, I swallowed, suddenly feeling far less brave.
“Hi...” I trailed off, playing with the rings on my fingers.
“What are you doing here? Why didn’t you call first?” he asked as he slid the door closed behind him.
I looked at him incredulously, suddenly raging mad. “Why didn’t I call? Is that some sort of joke?”
J opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again. Listen, I-”
“No, you listen to me. I get that you regret what happened at the party and that’s fine. We were drunk, it was a mistake. But you’ve been avoiding me for weeks, J. Weeks. Why not just talk to me about it? Why act like I don’t exist?” My voice had raised a few octaves and he looked over his shoulder before glancing at me with wide eyes.
“Lower your voice. Nicky’s inside.”
I laughed hollowly, feeling completely broken. He didn’t care that I was upset, didn’t care about our friendship. He cared about the ex girlfriend that was passed out on his couch. I hated that I was so invested in him, but even more than that? I hated that I’d somehow managed to fall in love with the one boy who was completely unattainable.
I finally shook my head, tears forming in my eyes. “Fine. Have it your way. I’m out.”
“Y/N!” J called after me when I turned on my heel and began walking towards the garage. I felt absolutely humiliated and wanted to get out of there as fast as humanly possible. Eleven years of friendship right drown the drain because he couldn’t get his shit together and act like an adult about a stupid kiss.
“Stupid kiss!” I hissed as I entered the garage. “Stupid, stupid, stupid.”
“Hey! Can we talk about this, please?”
I abruptly stopped, causing J to slam into my back. His body was hard and I could have gotten lost in it if I wasn’t so damn mad. Turning, I shoved my finger against his chest. “Now you wanna talk? You’ve had three weeks to talk to me about it and guess what? You ghosted me.”
J gave me a pained expression, swallowing. “There’s been some stuff going on with my family.”
“There’s always stuff going on with your family! Don’t hide behind them, J. Don’t you dare stand here and lie to my fucking face!” Tears rolled down my cheeks and I wiped them away angrily, not wanting to give him any leverage over me.
“I understand that you’re upset, but you need to lower your voice.” His voice was low, firm. It shook me to my core.
“You need to go fuck yourself.”
“Y/N...” His jaw clenched so hard that it hollowed out his cheeks. He looked... angry. And hot. So fucking hot.
“And why are you the one that’s so pissed off, huh? You’re the one that’s been avoiding me like some little baby that-”
He stepped forward, invading my space. I could smell the soap on his skin and it made me dizzy. He made me dizzy. "Please don’t cry. I know I’ve been distant, but it’s not because of that kiss. Trust me.”
Still on edge, I shrugged, taking a step back. I needed space, I couldn’t think straight. J was just... intoxicating. He was the kind of boy you could get lost in. Hell, I did get lost in him and look where that got me.
“Fine,” I finally said, crossing my arms over my chest. I couldn’t fight the small amount of triumph that soared through me as I watched J’s eyes travel down to where my crossed arms had pushed my breasts up. “Tell me what’s been going on then.”
His jaw clenched again and my breath hitched. “I... can’t tell you.”
My heart sank. It was excuse after excuse. “Fuck this. I’m out, J. Have fun with Nicky.”
“Don’t do that!” he said with a raised voice as I turned away, preparing to leave. “She’s hungover and sleeping on the couch.”
“I’m sure,” I mumbled over my shoulder. “What a mistake that kiss turned out to be, huh?”
One minute I was walking out of the garage, prepared to go home and have a good cry with my cat. But J wrapped a hand around my arm and hauled me back against him roughly. J was never rough.
There was always an anger brewing just under the surface. I could feel it. J always came off as cool, calm, and collected. But I could feel that anger coming out right now in the way he tightly gripped the inside of my elbow. I hated it and loved it all at once.
He stepped forward, simultaniously pushing me back until I was pinned between him and the metal counter that was pressed against my ass. Our eyes met, held, and I felt my heart slam against my ribcage.
“It wasn’t a mistake.” J said through gritted teeth, his hand still gripping my arm so hard I was sure it would leave a bruise. Not that I minded.
“J...” I trailed off, feeling vulnerable. His hard chest was pressed against mine and his face was so close our noses were practically touching. I could count the freckles on face, see the small scars on his skin. Up close and personal with J Cody.
“Say it wasn’t a mistake.”
“J, I-”
“Say. It.” He spoke through gritted teeth and I clenched my legs, feeling heat pool between them.”
“It wasn’t a mistake.” I whispered.
That was all it took before his mouth crashed against mine in a bruising kiss. I gasped and J took the opportunity to slip his tongue into my mouth, sliding it along mine. My gasp ended in a moan as I finally snapped out of it and realized what was happening.
My arms snaked up over his shoulders and I laced my fingers behind his neck, pulling him tighter against me as the kiss deepened. I felt drunk on him, heart pounding and skin tingling as he slid his hands through my hair, pulling just hard enough for me to release a noise low in my throat. I looked up at him as he pulled away, our lips still millimeters apart.
“You want me?”
I nodded my head, running my hands through his hair, down his neck, over his chest. I was in awe that this was actually happening again. And we were sober. We had no excuse this time.
“Promise?”
“I promise, J. Just kiss me again. Please, I-”
J cut me off, kissing me again and releasing my hair to cup my jaw between his wide palms, tilting my head just slightly before sighing into my mouth, happy with the slight angle change.
My own hands began to wander, sliding down his chest and over his abdomen, feeling the ridges of his abs as his stomach contracted at my touch. I smiled against his mouth, one hand lazily moving lower, lower still, until I cupped his hard cock in my hand. It was... impressive, to say the least. I was no virgin, but I had to admit that I was slightly intimidated.
J groaned into my mouth and slid his lips over my jaw and down my neck, licking and biting. He stopped at my collarbone and pulled back, reaching down and grabbing the hem of my shirt before tugging it over my head. I was about to do the same to him when I realized where we were.
I squeaked and reached for my shirt, whipping my head back and forth. “Someone could see us!”
He smiled and shook his head, tossing my shirt across the garage. “No one’s here. Trust me.” J reached for me and I pulled back, laughing at how crazy the situation was.
“We can’t do this here.” I laughed.
J arched an eyebrow and stepped forward, reaching behind me and cupping my ass, squeezing hard before lifting me up on the counter. “So, you don’t want me to fuck you? Right here, right now?”
My jaw dropped and my eyes widened. “What?”
J made a face and pulled back, his cheeks turning red. “Shit, was that too much? Should I not have said that?”
I threw my head back and laughed before reaching out, grabbing him by the shirt and yanking him against me, pressing a soft kiss to his pillowy lips. “No, you should definitely say things like that.” I slid my hands under his shirt and pushed it up, revealing the expanse of his torso. He helped me, pulling it over his head and tossing it to the side.
“Never pegged you for a freak,” he said with a laugh. “But I think I can manage.”
“Don’t disappoint me, Cody.”
There wasn’t much talking after that. J quickly rid me of my bra, his hands cupping my breasts, thumbs toying with my nipples. I moaned as they pebbled and it only spurred him on as he leaned down, taking one delicate tip in his mouth and sucking. Hard. He pressed my nipple against the roof of his mouth and I cried out, my hands tangling in his ear and tugging.
“J, J, J,” I moaned, trying to pull him off. I was on sensory overload.
“Shhh,” he cooed when he pulled back, looking up at me with glassy eyes and a swollen mouth. Jesus Christ, I’d never been more attracted to him. At that moment, J could have told me he was selling my soul to Satan and I wouldn’t have cared.
“Fuck me,” I whispered and cupped his hard jaw, pressing my lips to his.
J straightened up and moved between my legs, his fingers toying with the button of my shorts. as he pressed his forehead to mine. “You sure?”
“I’m sure that if you don’t fuck me right now I’m going to actually, literally, physically murder you.”
J laughed before unbuttoning my shorts, tugging them down my legs to reveal the lace pink thong I was wearing.
“Shit...” he breathed, eyes glued to my center. I was wet and I knew he could see it. My face felt hot, I felt exposed. Feeling like I needed to protect myself, I tried to close my legs, but J quickly wedged his hips between them, running his hands up my thighs.
“Don’t hide,” he said against my lips. “It’s just me.”
Yeah, I thought to myself. It’s you. I got lost in the kiss, barely paying attention to the fact that he hooked his fingers into my underwear. J slid them down my legs and the discarded pink lace hung off of one shoe. Not my classiest moment, but I didn’t give a shit.
“J,” I whispered, desperate. “Please.”
He nodded, sliding his left hand up my inner thigh, moving closer and closer to where I needed him most. When I felt his knuckles brush against my clit, I bucked against him, my jaw going slack. He repeated the movement, hyper focused on my face as my body tensed and tightened. My spine stiffened when he slid his middle finger inside me, curving it up so that he brushed against that sweet spot inside me.
I whimpered and buried my face into his neck, biting and sucking his tanned skin as he pressed soft kisses to my bare shoulder.
“So fucking pretty,” he mumbled as he added a second finger, laughing slightly when I jumped at the slight stretch. “God, so good for me. I’ve wanted this for so long.”
My hips began moving and he leaned forward, pushing me back so I was leaned against the wall. J watched as I moved, my entire body wiggling and shifting, my hips moving at their own volition. I couldn’t fucking help it.
I was drowning in him.
“J, please,” I sobbed. A knot was forming in my stomach and I was close, so, so close.
“Come for me,” he murmered as he leaned forward, licking my collarbone and sucking so hard I was sure it would leave a mark.
“No,” I shook my head, my eyes nearly rolling back as his fingers curved up yet again. “I... I want...”
“What do you want?” J looked at my face intently, so focused on the pleasure he was giving me.
“I don’t want to come until you fuck me. Please... I want it to be with you. Please.”
I sounded desperate, pathetic even, and I didn’t care one bit. I needed this and I knew he needed it, too. I needed it like a starving man needed food. I was so wrapped up in J that I truly thought I would burst into tears if he wasn’t inside me within the next sixty seconds.
J nodded his head and pulled his fingers out of me. I whimpered at the loss of contact, slightly hating him for the fact that he’d gotten me so needy.
I watched as he brought the two fingers that were inside me into his mouth, sucking them clean before reaching into his pocket for a condom. “You taste sweet,” he murmered absentmindedly as he unzipped his jeans and shoved them down his thighs just far enough to reveal his cock.
If my jaw could have hit the floor, it would’ve.
J was... huge. Not necessarily long, but so thick. Uncut. It looked hard and heavy, and my mouth watered at the sight of it.
His nimble fingers slipped the condom on and he settled between my legs, cupping my face between his hands. Our eyes met and I nodded. He kept one hand on my face, the other reaching down to line himself up with my entrance.
“Wrap your legs around my waist.”
I did as I was told.
“Higher, Y/N. Up around my ribs a bit, yeah?”
I moved my legs high, feeling like I was more exposed than ever. When I felt his tip at my center, I stopped breathing. J pushed forward slowly, gripping his cock at the base. His brow was furrowed, sweat dripping down his temple as he pushed into me.
“Ah!” I gasped, feeling a slight burn as I stretched around this.
He paused, allowing me to adjust. “You alright?”
I nodded my head, my nostrils flaring as I lifted my hips, wanting more of him.
J kissed my forehead. “That’s m’girl.”
I took a deep breath to try and relax, but on the exhale J jolted his hips forward, forcing his cock into me. I couldn’t help the sharp cry that tore through my throat, my back arching as J wrapped his arms around me, holding me securely against him.
“I’m not gonna move until you tell me,” he whispered against my sweaty skin, his arms around my back and his body half hovering over mine. My body felt like a stick of dynamite that was about to detonate. I couldn’t breathe. J was all around me, surrounding me, sucking me in.
J’s hips shifted slightly in a small thrust and I knew he was struggling. “Move,” I whispered in his ear, my arms wrapped around his shoulders.
J pulled out almost all the way, hands moving down to grip my waist before he thrust back in. Hard. It was so intense I couldn’t even make a sound, my mouth letting out a silent scream. He did it again. And again. And again. Each thrust was harder than the last, his body tightening and tensing every time he sheathed himself to the hilt.
“Fuck,” he whispered gruffly, slowing down and reaching between us, his thumb brushing over my sensitive clit. “Come for me. Ugh, fuck... please.” He was thrusting hard, sloppy, as close to the edge as I was.
I began grinding against him and it was game over. My orgasm hit me like a freight train. My legs tightened around him and I clung to him like I’d die otherwise, crying out against his neck.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God.” Each word was punctuated by a thrust. “J, please. Do it. Come for me.”
Watching J Cody as he came was a thing of beauty. His jaw clenched, his nostrils flared, he left a brusing grip on my hips. But his eyes never left mine, not once. He was with me the whole time, riding it out as his thrusts slowed and his body relaxed. He eventually sagged against me, resting his forehead against my chest and kissing the place between my breasts while I ran my fingers through his hair.
“This changes things, huh?” I asked, suddenly nervous that we’d ruined a decade old friendship.
J finally pulled away from me, slipping out of me. I was cold and exposed, my body stiff. He noticed.
“This doesn’t change anything,” he responded as he took the underwear that was dangling off my shoe and adjusted it, slipping the lace up my legs. I hopped off the counter, helping him. “We’re still best friends. Now we’re just... more.” He ran his fingers through my freshly fucked looking hair.
I nodded my head, leaning up and kissing him softly. It was as though I needed a reminder that it had actually happened, that we happened.
We were so lost in the moment that I didn’t hear someone come into the garage, popping the beautiful bubble we’d been stuck in.
“What the fuck is this?” Nicky was already shouting.
Here. We. Go.
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chocobro-hijinks · 6 years
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ffxv meme tag!
tagged by @domesticfluffsimulator
To celebrate a year of FFXV and the end of the first year of updates, let’s spread the FFXV love! I haven’t seen a tag meme like this for FFXV yet, so I decided to make one. If you see this and want to, copy/paste this list and share what your favorite things about FFXV are.
Favorite Chocobro: (is ravus a chocobro?) definitely IGNIS! he was no my favorite in the beginning, i thought he was just the obligatory butler-type character, but the moment insomnia fell and he dashed into the room looking at noctis like the world just ended, it became a slippery slope into ignis hell real fast! he’s always calm and ready to take control! fits snugly in my glove fetish, well-ironed suit kink, megane type, can cook while simultaniously cutting a bitch!! he’s just the whole package u feel me!!
and then he went and gotten himself a sad side story?? JUST WHEN U THOUGHT U COULDN’T LOVE HIM MORE???
Favorite Guest Party Member (including Ravus and Libertus from DLC): RAVUS!!!! i’ve been itching to know more about him, not just from the wiki article, but his attitude, the banter, what he does in a rest stop, his idling poses etc AND I GOT IT ANDI  LOVE HI MS OMUCH HE JUST WANNA PROTECC
Favorite Minor Character(s): Aranea Highwind! she just seems so badass! she’s a hands-on military bamf who is in charge of her own platoon, she’s the only lady who attends military meetings with the emperor, has the gall to sigh at verstael and gossip about ardyn when he’s three feet away, she takes everything in stride but when lives are at stake she will put her sharp stiletto’d foot down. is she some powerful soldier’s daughter? is she an orphanage child? did niflheim take over her hometown or did she move to gralea on her own? I NEED TO KNOW MORE And also i kinda ship her with everybody and my friends tell me i sound very gay when i talk about her and at this point who am i to disagree am i right lmao
Favorite Villain: Daemon Ravus, it was actually the first time i ran out of healing items in the whole game and saw the game over screen. IT WAS TOUGH AND I WAS UNPREPARED AND UNDERESTIMATED HIM OK but hecc yeah it was a fun battle!!
Favorite Kingsglaive Character: uhh i dunno man i only watched it once, but i like Lunafreya’s characterization in it rather then the way she was in the actual game, does that count? 
Favorite Astral/Divine Being: shiva, she’s gorgeous, the added cut scene with a conversation with her and a close up of her fabulous face was a blessing ♥ why she gotta hide inside a human though go out there and tell people what to do instead of manipulating them by proxy lmao
Favorite Character Overall: i love the dynamic of the four boys when they’re together, but the only one who i felt really REALLY lost without was prompto. i love ignis, but my chocoboy was gone for five minutes and i could not function, so i’m guessing both??  
Favorite Weapon: the engine blade? i don’t switch out weapons alot (even though i should) i like that upgrading it made it stronger and i love to point warp + it goes nyoom 
Favorite Location: the catoblepas pool in duscae ♥ i could run around there allll day listening to the field music and pretending i can pet the little garulessa and hide under the shack roof when it rains and drink warm tea from a thermos and catch some fish while watching the happy cyclops flop around in the water with it’s friend aaaaaaa ♥
Favorite Quest/Questline/Hunt: going into the dungeon with Aranea to get mythril, i loved chatting with her, her fighting is great, and we get to see and kill quetzalcoatl lmao, i also liked the frog quests for sania so when people whine about catching frogs i’m like lmao watch me launch myself face down into salty mud to catch this rainbow mofo
Favorite Boss: Bandersnatch! that big boye is so cool and fantastic and level 2 me nearly shat myself the first time i saw the level 40 one strolling around that leide watering hole and the Nope Music came on 
Favorite Monster/Monster Family/etc: the friendly animals that let you walk around in their herd and not attack you (sometimes lmao) the anak, garula, spiracorn, they’re just so cute!
Favorite Songs: Noctis’s theme, Ravus aeternia, hellfire, relax and reflect,, song of the stars, wanderlust, apocalypses Noctis, Invidia (THE WHOLE OST IS GOOD OK) also altissia under siege from the episode ignis dlc  
Favorite Boss Theme: when you go against a monster that’s 30 levels higher than u and omnis lacrima starts and you backpedal yelling shit shit shit then get smacked with a tail and then the music picks up and ur like i shouldnt have had burnt toast for breakfast
Favorite Non-Episode DLC/Update/Event: i liked the ass fest because we got to follow Loqi around and then shank him in a back alley and then send him to space like team rocket, i love that little shrimp commander i want more Loqi content, i bet he’s gonna be sassy if he was ever on our team but only like, a tsundere sassy. offer him a sandwich and he’ll buy you a coffee next time there’s a vending machine around and he’ll take ur pick with kenny crow and promote you to his instagram followers lmao 
Favorite Episode DLC: EPISODE IGNIS 10000% BEST!!!! i love episode prompto, we learned a lot about our sweet boy, episode gladio was kinda uhhhh underwhelming... but episode ignis touched up on a lot of story bits that i liked and it had a lot of Ravus and my boye ignis pays-the-empty-cash-register scientia got some new specs so yeah (finger guns)
Other Favorites of Note:
the music is FANTASTIC
i met a lot of wonderful people through this dumb game
the only game where every ship makes sense and has potential and people don’t get on your case about a crack ship lmao
i love the photography mechanic, even though i spent most of it trying to get up in Ignis’s face
kenny crow is a national treasure
if you did not paint your monster truck bright pink and stuck a cactuar decal on it then you have not lived
tag 5 people:
@yourscientistfriend , @noctswife, @stephicness, @birdsandivory, @kooki-mos, @socialdegenerate
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bonusblanket · 7 years
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1-200 :))
omg hate you ahahaha
200: My crush’s name is: a very nice name199: I was born in: 1997198: I am really: an idiot197: My cellphone company is: verizon y’all196: My eye color is: blue195: My shoe size is: 9194: My ring size is: 8? 7? idk193: My height is: 5 foot 7 inch yo192: I am allergic to: certain hand soaps191: My 1st car was: 2001 monte carlo190: My 1st job was: face painter ahaha189: Last book you read: You Deserve A Drink by Mamrie Hart188: My bed is: a giant marshmallow 187: My pet: the cutest lil rattie186: My best friend: hilariousness 185: My favorite shampoo is: whatever cleans my hair184: Xbox or ps3: I'm more of a nintendo ds gal myself183: Piggy banks are: actually kind of inefficient 182: In my pockets: you will find various items181: On my calendar: things to do 180: Marriage is: legal now179: Spongebob can: officiate my wedding178: My mom: is the best woman 177: The last three songs I bought were? oh gosh idk. Probably the 1975176: Last YouTube video watched: shane dawson singing175: How many cousins do you have? a billion174: Do you have any siblings? the best sister in the world173: Are your parents divorced? no172: Are you taller than your mom? yes171: Do you play an instrument? i play a bunch170: What did you do yesterday? bought a milkshake ;)
[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: hells yeah168: Luck: eh..preparation meets opportunity 167: Fate: depends166: Yourself: most of the time165: Aliens: HELLS. YEAH164: Heaven: well I'm not sure 163: Hell: not sure but ik if i end up there at least i’ll be with my friends162: God: im not sure but if she exists i hope she’s looking out for my gay ass161: Horoscopes: they’ve been on point before160: Soul mates: maybe 159: Ghosts: yeesss158: Gay Marriage: of course157: War: why does it exist156: Orbs: never seen one but 155: Magic: ehhhh nah
[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: depends..both 153: Drunk or High: high off life man152: Phone or Online: I do both simultaniously  151: Red heads or Black haired: both are nice150: Blondes or Brunettes: both are nice149: Hot or cold: depends!!148: Summer or winter: ahhhgggg depends147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: in between142: McDonalds or Burger King: mickey d’s for sure141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: mac mac mac139: Flip flops or high heals: flip floppers138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: oh god137: Coke or Pepsi: coke136: Hillary or Obama: obama135: Burried or cremated: either is fine i guess 134: Singing or Dancing: both 133: Coach or Chanel: walmart      aahahhahaha132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: kelly clarkson131: Small town or Big city: both130: Wal-Mart or Target: depends what i’m trying to buy129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: neither128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure127: East Coast or West Coast: aw both 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: both124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: yanks
[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: why121: George Bush: whhhyyyyy120: Gay Marriage: can’t wait to get gay married119: The presidential election: traumatizing 118: Abortion: let the individual woman decide what’s best for her 117: MySpace: i wish i was born earlier so i could've been a part of it116: Reality TV: AMAZING115: Parents: can't live with em can't live without em amirite114: Back stabbers: why 113: Ebay: amazing112: Facebook: past its prime111: Work: find a job that doesn't suck110: My Neighbors: i don't talk to them really109: Gas Prices: skyrocketed i tell you!!108: Designer Clothes: love me some gucci107: College: i applaud people who do well at it106: Sports: sports!105: My family: love them to death104: The future: don’t even wanna think about it
[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: today102: Last time you ate: just now ;)101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: the other day100: Cried in front of someone: yesterday lol99: Went to a movie theater: I saw beauty and the beast 98: Took a vacation: 2 years ago i think97: Swam in a pool: IT’S BEEN TOO LONG96: Changed a diaper: i don't think i ever really have95: Got my nails done: lol94: Went to a wedding: its been years93: Broke a bone: been yeARS92: Got a peircing: YEARS!91: Broke the law: neverrrrr90: Texted: like just now all the time constantly 
[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: every single friend, my sister, my grandma88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: craft sunday87: The last movie I saw: gosh idk86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: seeing The 1975 ;)85: The thing im not looking forward to: adulthood84: People call me: B83: The most difficult thing to do is: isn't everything difficult 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: libra80: The first person i talked to today was: I'm not sure79: First time you had a crush: probably the first day of my life78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i hide things from everyone because I'm secretly a spy77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: ALL THE TIME76: Right now I am talking to: me fwends75: What are you going to do when you grow up: probably die sometime74: I have/will get a job: both73: Tomorrow: is friday72: Today: is not friday71: Next Summer: gon be lit70: Next Weekend: ton be lit 69: I have these pets: 1 rat68: The worst sound in the world: PEOPLE CHEWING 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: no one makes me cry, I'm a spy66: People that make you happy: my family and my friends 65: Last time I cried: yesterday or something idk64: My friends are: amazing 63: My computer is: the shit62: My School: what is school61: My Car: has the best snack bin60: I lose all respect for people who: don't respect others59: The movie I cried at was: like every single movie58: Your hair color is: blonde57: TV shows you watch: supergirl, wynonna earp, nerd stuff56: Favorite web site: this stupid one55: Your dream vacation: london54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when my first lil rat buddy died53: How do you like your steak cooked: i don't eat steak currently52: My room is: calming51: My favorite celebrity is: demi lovato. she has my whole heart50: Where would you like to be: california, england, or ireland49: Do you want children: someday maybe48: Ever been in love: you betcha47: Who’s your best friend: got a bunch 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends45: One thing that makes you feel great is: music44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my dad43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yeah kind of42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: kind of41: Have you pre-named your children: not really but there are some names i like40: Last person I got mad at: i don't really get mad a lot 39: I would like to move to: socal, nyc, and london38: I wish I was a professional: writer
[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: twix36: Vehicle: 1984 jeep grand wagoneer35: President: obameerrr34: State visited: california33: Cellphone provider: verizon i guess..why is this a question32: Athlete: the fab five 31: Actor: fred armisen30: Actress: currently katie mcgrath 29: Singer: demi lovato 28: Band: the 197527: Clothing store: love me a good thrift shop26: Grocery store: weis i guess25: TV show: the office 24: Movie: labyrinth23: Website: this one22: Animal: rat i guess21: Theme park: disney world20: Holiday: halloween19: Sport to watch: water polo18: Sport to play: softball17: Magazine: british vogue 16: Book: the curious incident of the dog in the night-time15: Day of the week: friday or saturday14: Beach: cape may13: Concert attended: the 1975 and demi12: Thing to cook: cereal because its quick af11: Food: do cheetos count?10: Restaurant: moe’s, cyber cafe, red robin9: Radio station: the indie/alt station8: Yankee candle scent: probably a nice autumn scent or a nice mahogany 7: Perfume: ck2 or lacoste 6: Flower: rose and peony 5: Color: black, white, light pink, lavender 4: Talk show host: ellen, j fallon, james corden3: Comedian: tina fey2: Dog breed: whippet1: Did you answer all these truthfully? best i could 
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