Suddenly remembering the best and funniest Good Omens fanfiction I ever read which was set at a mutual Heaven and Hell "work party" and all the demons had bets to see who could bed an angel by the end of the night. It was hilarious and of course you read it presuming that Crowley will win but be gentlemanly enough to not claim the prize - which of course is what happens, but at the last minute it hits you around the face by revealling that Beelzebub hooked up with Gabriel
and well.
I think I'm gonna go reread that fic...
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My boys! (Mr. Svarog I really adore you but idk how to draw robots I'm so sorry)
Trailblazer like "look at this guy! he's half a unit!" and Dan Heng just unimpressed with that being enough to add to the count.
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thinking about pre canon andrew meeting kevin who has just lost everything he’s ever had over his abuser who asks please don’t let him take me away who says stop you’re hurting me who still believes if he asks riko will stop andrew will stop anyone will stop and i’m thinking about andrew who wants to crush him who wants to protect him who can’t believe kevin is this fragile who can’t believe he is this naive who can’t go to sleep without checking in on kevin every night but can’t keep from wanting to wring that innocence out of him like water from cloth. anyway
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Hermit stream count for February 26th, 2023, so far: Pearlescentmoon, JoeHills, Impulsesv, GoodtimeswithScar, Xisuma, Tangotek, Skizzleman, ZombieCleo, & Hypnotizd.
Guest appearances by Hermits who were not themselves streaming but did show up to hang and chat in other people's streams include: Mumbo, Etho, Bdubs, Rendog, Cubfan, Gem, and probably others that I'm missing because one PHYSICALLY cannot watch all these streams, they're all up to different shenanigans!
There are more hermit stream hours today than there are actual hours in the day. Stream weekend who??? Every day is Hermit stream day, I am LIVING
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Id just like to say that I love all your reblogs of yourself coz I don't know if I missed them or if I forgot those posts existed but everytime I'm like "wow, what a banger" and then I look and it's you who's rereblogging your own posts and I'm just like .....AS THEY SHOULD! THANK YOU!
genuinely read this and it made my day tysm on so many levels <33
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its my birthday today. today i will eat cake and open presents that may open up to punch me in the face comedically with a punching glove on a spring
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