#10K

[beardedmrbean]

[lesbiacebian]

[abraxas-calibrator]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[stevenrogered]

Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

[parotcardsroxy]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[voyagerprobe]

mr krabs's license to kill expires tomorrow

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[artificialverse]

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle in 2–3 days*

[spamtons]

look at noelle and achieve true enlightenment

[gloww0rms]

the fool & death (straight up) - click for higher quality on mobile!!

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lesbiacebian]

i hate that every time i look for color studies and tips to improve my art and make it more dynamic and interesting all that comes up are rudimentary explanations of the color wheel that explain it to me like im in 1st grade and just now discovering my primary colors

[abraxas-calibrator]

[caprice-nisei-enjoyer]

American urban planning!

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.