#12-13 to be exact

[multiversal-madness]

Blank Slate Au - Simon is freed from being Ice King much earlier (early season 3 early) but has lost all memory of who he was and what happened to him.

When he leaves the Ice Kingdom in search of answers and ends up in the Candy Kingdom, he runs into Finn and Jake, who don’t recognise him as the Ice King. Finn is ecstatic to find another human (that he knows is actually human) and swears to help Simon find out about himself while Jake is suspicious at first but ends up going along with them.

Over time, bit by bit, Simon slowly regains his memories, but there’s someone he can’t seem to remember that he misses more than anything…

[letthebookbegin]

i'm so interested in the clear reaction rogue had to 10's face, a reaction he didn't have to the doctor calling himself the doctor?

[wyvchard]

I did another thing.

Agent 13-12 is just done with 043 right now.

@phoenix-and-found-family

@the-one-and-only-043

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I just looked at the price on the back of a book I’ve had for a bit over a decade and it was four. fucking. dollars. Just four with no taxes. No extra 97cents or something before taxes. Just a round number that you would add taxes to.

I googled the price of a new edition and it was almost thirteen! Not an even thirteen, it was like 12.96 or something. Close enough that it’s basically thirteen but if you’re adding multiple items together to try and get the price on a purchase with more items it would add more confusion.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

stagioni 11 e 12 esistono in italiano perche ho l'integrale di s11 e ho trovato spyfall 1 quindi doveno essere state disponibili in qualche luogo a un certo punto, no?

[swearingcactus]

Jason Brody Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero Fancam Real

[stairset]

Am I like, the only one confused as to why everyone on here always says Cal is 17 in Fallen Order. Cause like he Could be 17 at the bare minimum in that game but every single post I see that mentions his age seems to agree that's the case even though his exact age is just never mentioned anywhere in the story. Like it's not even annoying it's just kinda weird to me.

[woolydemon]

ok I just categorized all the wooly eras

[dingusships]

never really thought about it much but it's really wild that my first introduction to gorillaz was a cyborg noodle dress-up flash game on deviantart. knew nothing about it i just thought "oh this character design is sick what is it from". and the rest is history

[caeca-iustitia]

One thing I don't quite understand is this:

Vincent was born on October 13th 1950.

In 1977 Vincent would be 27, which is their canonical age of death.

So why is, based on what I've seen, the year of their death listed as 1984? 

That would make them 34, not 27.

And I know that the different sources say 'between 20-30 years ago' and '23 years prior to the events of FFVII' but still.

Sephiroth is "killed" in October 0002 (or therein about) whilst his age is noted as somewhere between 25-30.

[ If we say that the 30-year estimate is correct then Sepiroth would have been born in 1977 (this is based on the start date of FFVII being December of 0007 and thusly 5 years after Sephiroth fell into the Lifestream following Cloud injuring him).

Come 0007, Sephiroth would be 30 but in 0002- when he died- he was probably 24 based on the fact that the 'Nibelheim Incident' happened in October. 

This puts into question whether Sephiroth was born before Vincent was shot by Hojo or afterwards. 

It isn't explicitly stated that he had been born by the time that happened, only that Lucrecia was very sick due to the Jenova Cells. I choose to interpret it as him being born, Vincent confronting Hojo after a few weeks to make sure Lucrecia is okay then Hojo shooting them to experiment on them. However, a case can be made that Lucrecia was heavily pregnant at the time and Vincent confronted Hojo before Sephiroth's birth.

Either way, Vincent was likely dead by the end of 1977 based on this theory. ]

[ If we assume that Sephiroth is, instead, 25 then this throws everything I thought I knew into question.

Firstly, Sephiroth would have been born in 1982 and would have been 20 when he fell into the Lifestream and "died". He would be 25 by the time FFVII begins. 

Secondly, this likely makes Vincent 31 or 32 when they "die" not 27 or 34 since we know that Lucrecia was either pregnant with Sephiroth or had just given birth to him (see my last theory on this).

Thirdly, this means that Vincent's sleep would not have been 30 years- as has been pretty well established to have been the case for who knows how long- as they wouldn't have been in the coffin long enough for that to be the case. It would likely have been closer to about 23-25 years rather than the 28-30 we are used to hearing about.

Lastly, Sephiroth is presumed to have been a member of SOLDIER since he was around 20. How old does this make him during Crisis Core or First SOLDIER then? Surely he'd be around 18 or so then, yes? This opens up so many more questions than it answers. ]

TL;DR - I have no idea what to do since I've always had Vincent "die" at 27 but if the timeline is this confused then God only knows how confusing the rest of it is based on all this information being incorrect or inaccurate.

Also... What idiot looked at 1984 and said "Ah, yes, this character that was born in 1950 would be 27 right now..."?

[my-thirteenth-reason]

first we got our social studies results - i got 12/15, A1 AND THEN the next period we got our amath results - 8/30, F9 LMFAO imagine how fast my mood pummeled HAHAHAHA

[binch-i-might-be]

doing various Maths to figure out how much I would make with a higher hourly wage but it's so hard to get an accurate impression because I have no idea how much everyone else in that position makes. I know my favourite coworker is like 50 cents or something above minimum wage and he's doing what I could potentially maybe be doing. needless to say I would not be Doing That if that's what they offered me!

[superhell]

feel free to toss in exact number and for whom. also how old you are

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

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“im nice. i really do try my best”, “so basically nothing”

[scotianostra]

As you would expect February 29th is a bit bereft of anniversaries, but did you know..........

Anyone born on this day is said to be unlucky in Scottish culture, and referred to as “Leaplings.” True, they don’t get to celebrate many birthdays, but to make things worse, Scottish tradition adds on another layer by saying that leaplings are doomed to a lifetime of “untold suffering.” They also consider leap years as doomed for farmers, as the saying goes: “Leap year was never a good sheep year.”

Ithink we all know that it is the day of the year a lady can traditionally propose toher man, but in Scotland women intending to propose are advised to wear a red petticoat visible to their love – perhaps to give them fair warning! ;) Tradition also stated that any man who refused a Leap Day proposal should be issued with a fine, which could range from money to silk gowns.

If you are trying to work out the math on what you're exact age would be if you were born on February 29th, then you are in luck.

1920: 104 years old or 26.

1924: 100 years old or 25.

1928: 96 years old or 24.

1932: 92 years old or 23.

1936: 88 years old or 22.

1940: 84 years old or 21.

1944: 80 years old or 20.

1948: 76 years old or 19.

1952: 72 years old or 18.

1956: 68 years old or 17.

1960: 64 years old or 16.

1964: 60 years old or 15.

1968: 56 years old or 14.

1972: 52 years old or 13.

1976: 48 years old or 12.

1980: 44 years old or 11.

1984: 40 years old or 10.

1988: 36 years old or 9.

1992: 32 years old or 8.

1996: 28 years old or 7.

2000: 24 years old or 6.

2004: 20 years old or 5.

2008: 16 years old or 4.

2012: 12 years old or 3.

2016: 8 years old or 2.

2020: 4 years old or 1.

The next leap year will take place in 2028.

[oceandolores]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 | masterlist!

Dbf! Joel Miller x female reader

"God loves you but not enough to save you,"

summary: In the small town near Austin, Texas, you are trapped in a life of rigid expectations and silent suffering. As the preacher's daughter, you endure the mental and physical abuse of your father while your mother, bound by obedience, offers quiet love. Your longing for a father's warmth finds an unexpected solace in Joel Miller, your father's best friend and neighbor. In Joel's presence, you discover a forbidden sanctuary, where your yearning heart is met with a gentle strength you've never known.

warnings: 18+ only, Minors DNI, AU, No outbreak. (TW) mentions of substance abuse/alcohol use disorder, adult content, religion abuse, violence, blood gore, mentions of death, sexual abuse, sexual content, domestic violences, ped0ph!l1a, cann1bal!sm, human traff1ck1ng, dad's best friend!Joel, HUGE age gap (i will not specify her exact age, but she's legal and Joel is 49), daddy issues, mentions of toxic family dynamic, Joel is widowed, Ellie is 16, angst, smut A LOT, forbidden relationship, soft and protective Joel, innocent and pure reader. your last name is Gibson. any other details will be explain throughout the story. inspired by the album Preacher's daughter by Ethel Cain and also mix with lana del rey vibes.

𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡

❝ to my love, Joel.

,...found you just to tell you that I made it real far, i never blamed you for loving me the way that you did.

while you were torn apart, i would still wait with you there.

don't think about it too hard, honey. or you'll never sleep a wink at night again.

and don't worry about me and these green eyes,

baby, just know that i love you. and i'll see you when you get here.

i love you forever, Joel... ❞

THE PLAYLIST! (on spotify)👰🏼‍♀️

the preacher's daughter ▪️ dbf! joel miller

MASTERLIST!🐇

Chapter 1: "But I always knew in the end, no one was coming to save me,"

Chapter 2: "Because that's how my daddy raised me,"

Chapter 3: "I watched him show his love through shades of black and blue"

Chapter 4: "He looks like he works with his hands, and smells like Marlboro reds,"

Chapter 5: "Because for the first time since I was a child, I could see a man who wasn't angry,"

Chapter 6: "Let him make a woman out of me,"

Chapter 7: "You wanna fuck me right now?"

Chapter 8: "The fates already fucked me sideways,"

Chapter 9: "Christ, forgive these bones I'm hiding,"

Chapter 10: "and that's why I could never go back home,"

Chapter 11: "I don't care where as long as you're with me,"

Chapter 12: "If it's meant to be, then it will be."

Chapter 13: SOON

Chapter 14: SOON

Chapter 15: SOON

Chapter 16: SOON

Chapter 17: SOON

Chapter 18: SOON

Chapter 19: SOON

Chapter 20: ENDING

read it on wattpad!

the preacher's daughter by babyvenoms

ENJOY! and if you guys have any like visuals to this, or art that you made for this I would love to put it here, just let me know! thank you!! 🩵